I should just quit my job and dump I'm all into stocks and crypto
Chesticuffs
dude weed lmao
I hope they eventually make better sleeping pills. These current ones either leave you feeling sluggish hours after waking or have weird side effects.
Been seeing a lot of bronze skinned athletic women with very light blonde hair lately. Wonder where they came from.
>>166
Sounds like an "aesthetic" or perhaps a celebrity trend. Maybe an olympian got popular?
pretty sure that's just what people look like if they go outside a lot and eat a good diet
>>168
I was more talking about the hair colour and light skin people rarely "bronze" without deliberate tanning
> Imagine all the people
Impossible, Mr. Lennon. The human brain simply can't picture that many of anything.
Second night in a row I can't sleep... camping in bear territory probably doesn't help.
Present day,
Present time.
Stop jacking off to your high-school crush from 10 years ago
Start jacking off to your pre-school crush from 35 years ago
I miss Eurodance. Sure they got a lot of hate back in the day but Aqua has a charm to it.
>>175
Chief, I found her social media profiles, and she got really fat. What do I do?
Stop jacking off
I have a feeling Windows 11 will either fix a lot of issues of 10 or be worse than ever
thinking about replacing all the english loanwords in japanese with portuguese then getting mad when no one understands
パスワード > パラブラデパセ
ドア > ポルタ
エアコン > アーコンヂィシオ
I wonder if british people ever think it's weird that people worship their slang online so much. Ditto with aussies. I know they often play it up for foreign visitors, but the anglophilia is weird to me. It's always "I love British insults" and never "I love French insults". It's even worse when Canadians try to get in on this and basically reduce themselves to stereotypes even more so than usual.
Why do soccerfootball fans get so defensive about people liking other sports
Ballistic Ximenez, second cousin of Punctual Gomez.
>>181
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1627486711699.png
It looks like a GNU/Linux distro!
However, a lot of the bloat seems to be removed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_features_removed_in_Windows_11
and the android subsystem thing could be pretty cool.
we need to hold DQN accountable
A countable amount of these nuts
A count of both of these: 2
>>184 Monty Python fans have favourite French insults. My favourite French dig is “Il y a du monde au balcon” for when a lady has big breasticles and she's flaunting them
>>187 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, just fucking Linux. Linux with some permissively licensed tools is an operating system unto itself, and doesn't need a GNU system made even less useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and mostly replaceable system components that's still not certified as a fully compliant OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users arguably run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it, but I don't. Through a peculiar turn of events, the system is actually Linux, and I am perfectly aware that it is definitely not the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and I am using it, but it is just the most crucial part of the system I use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is here used in combination with various free userland tools: the whole system is basically Linux with Toybox, musl, and Suckless added, or Linux (+ some other stuff I'll gladly credit if asked). Not all the Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
My dad has met Linus at work once. He said he was a huge asshole.
It was a fun journey doing a ⌘F “speaking of” in every current thought thread
Latias is an underrated cutemon in the west.
>>184
Same thing with southern US dialects. I've grown up my entire life being made fun of for saying "y'all" and now it's trendy on social media. Now when I get made fun for saying it on contrarian anonymous boards, it's not because I have a southern drawl, but because "it's trendy". Had one dude call me a "nigger lover" for saying y'all.
funny how the only people still pretending to give a shit about corona are deranged upper middle class liberal white women with job titles like "deputy assistant director of social media outreach"
deputy assistant director of social media outreach vs assistant to the assistant manager at the movie theater
featuring dante from the devil may cry series
>>192
I used it to call it GNU/Linux because Stallman's writings touched my heart but as I became less and less zealous about FOSS I kept calling it to avoid the copypasta. Im going to kill every fucking penguin in existence if another copypasta exists for the opposite.
>>196
I love how "reckon" is either deep south burger or posh bong and there's no in-between.
Im not gonna have children so I have to polute twice as much
Usain Bolt is the world's fastest man. That doesn't mean he is fast enough to outrun a bullet.
Its sort of weird seeing how popular lolsorandum humour was only 10 years ago. Kevin James was still in major theatrical films at the time.
I wonder if the ironic, dry kinda-mean satire that is popular now will seem alien in another decade.
mvq > mfw
>>198
I think people have accepted it's just another pestilence on our species and that life must go on, even the people living in the "success story" countries are getting sick of the song and dance especially since severe symptoms are often the result of your own negligence at this point.
You know, the HIV/AIDs pandemic is still going on, hunger is still a thing, etc. There's plenty of pestilence leftover from yesterday that nobody gives a shit about anymore. For fucks sake gangrene is still a thing. It is what it is.
Also, I am starting to think those "karen" videos are staged to shape public opinion somewhat, they're framed too perfectly, why would you be recording before the conflict starts?
>>202
we say it on the west coast all the time, the fuck r u on
Metal is one of those things you had to be in a scene to like in my opinion. Half of the fun was going to shows with your pals and trading around the CDs. Just listening to the music without that layer of nostalgia must be awful.
Steve Earle's Townes Van Zandt obsession is both creepy and tiresome.
my zodiac sign and my 血液型 are both pretty accurate but my MBT isnt
science: 0 magic: 1
Uuuuuggghhhh I'm taking a shit!!!!!!
>>211 i went through like a 5 month phase where the only music i'd lift to was alestorm & children of bodom and spotify still will not let me forget it
Babymetal is the best metal band EVER
I just learned how to play this.
Using C++ feels like using a crayon you stole from a toddler to paint the Mona Lisa.
i like some metal but i avoid discussing it, because most of the whiniest baby kind of posts i've ever read on the Internet were discussing metal, like "these lyrics suck dick" or "this isn't metal"
metallurgy increased to level 5
new ability unlocked:
transmute ring (metal)
All the top results for air frying sausage are more or less plagiarisms that tell you to poke holes in 'em because draining fat is "healthy".
Motherfucker if you want less fat don't eat sausage.
know how hard it is to find info on actual whitewashing these days?
>>211
I like how divisive metal and most rock music is but alternative is generally well-liked. Maybe because of how wide the genre is.
Was reading a book about masturbation addiction. Read about limbic system hijacking your thoughts with statements like “I could really do with X right about now,” “I sure do miss doing X,”, and switching to "you" once you notice that. Fast forward a single minute, and a sudden "I want to fucking die" out of nowhere. Suddenly realized that something inside of me really wants me dead.
Often have "I want to nut in my niece" thoughts at random, even though I don't have a niece. And "work work work".
Go read it here if you want to. https://easypeasymethod.org/ It's probably an even more useful if you haven't started yet. His proposals are a bit horrifying though, I read it as "don't horde porn, goy, we are the only one you can ask it from, goy, give us absolute control over information, goy".
usually refraining yourself from abusing sources of instant gratification, be it porn and masturbation or refreshing your twitter feed, is a good thing to do, but some no-nut self-help shit online looks like it was made by people trying to get you to join the most boring cult imaginable.
waiting 4 tha melatonin 2 kick in
>>227
The no-fap stuff is bizarre because you expect it to get traditionally religious but most are secular.
They always bring up Mahatma Gandhi (although he may have been impotent) and Muhammad Ali who obviously had religious motivation. The only usual suspect that seemed secular in their motivation was Tesla.
Kolkata is a very cool city but shame Bengali is the main language.
Getting a doctorate in a social science must suck. You basically have a expensive degree in opinion.
straight outta qwoptions
An expensive degree from the University of Compton
Chris Chan holy shit
i too think it's probably a good thing to not be a chronic masturbator but am offput by nofap guys who basically just replaced "jacking off" with "not jacking off" and spend all their time sitting around thinking about not jacking off
That link talks about those retards, quitting masturbation through willpower is retarded, they are only making things worse. It instead tries to make you realize how retarded and tiring the whole process of masturbation is. "I want to touch my peepee", no you don't, you want to impregnate girls and have kids.
nutting all the time depletes zinc that your body could be using for other things
this dude was chatting mad shit in chaturanga and when I checked his profile it said "I AM 9 YEARS OLD I AM JUST STARTING OUT THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME"
he won too, that's what's most humiliating.
>>239
If it makes you feel any better you might have helped a child prodigy get started.
does anyone else ship kenny and spenny
>>240
He could also be 45 years old pretending to be 9 for psychological warfare
Meghan Markle looks very facefuckable
>>238
exactly, like, your body is just like a battery, you have a finite amount of energy, and exercise just depletes it faster. not exercising just makes you stronger, like not cumming
The science behind abstaining from masturbation is weak, though admittedly it was difficult to find actual research and not journalists who can barely hide their disgust for the "manosphere", though even researchers seem more concerned with the NoFap sites as well. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoFap#Research_concerning_NoFap_forums_and_followers) Perhaps maybe for the officially branded NoFap site but I don't think people who don't want to masturbate are racist extremists and are at risk of committing violence, perhaps this research is before this kind of language became derided and uncool.
Anyway, most people who claim benefits are mostly self-reporting increased willpower, sex drive, healthier views on women, etc. Like the Teslas and Gandhis before them, perhaps it actually does help certain people achieve their goals but it sounds like a placebo but there is nothing wrong with that, people have believed in stuff like this and it has helped them through almost all of human history.
I don't know what to make of it, I'll just say it can help but it won't empirically do anything. Though, a lot of people who do attempt this sort of thing have obvious addictions and emotional problems that need to be attacked at the root, rather than just stopping whatever action is done, although I don't blame them for trying this as drug addicts often try to quit cold turkey before getting help and many mental health professionals no longer see excessive masturbation and porn addiction as illnesses apparently.
I've read that "anonymous alcoholics" groups don't help them, but actually cause them to engage in drinking even more. Don't remember what the reasoning behind this was, something about them needing pity.
Professionals will approve of whatever their jewish masters will tell them to approve, so who knows.
Bad marriage is probably more harmful for a human than masturbation. This is a trap people around me tend to walk into, they have terrible luck with girls. I almost think I'm better off than them.
Just dont rush into marriage. Try living together before proposing and see if you can stand each-other without the distance
gee
weez
geez
jizz
>>249
At first, I didnt believe you but I cant find any information on wild chimps masturbating.
Even though you're probably taking the piss, I actually think there's some lessons we can take from non-human apes. Theres probably some philosophy mumbo jumbo about great apes being the base form of man.
>>251 i'm taking like, 75% of the piss. i think it's apt to compare jerking off to other easily abused sources of quick dopamine like junk food, weed, shopping, scrolling twitter, etc etc. eating one doughnut won't make you a lardass, jacking off once every few days won't make you a coomer, but it's easy for those occasionally-indulged vices to devolve into full blown addictions, especially when one is using them as a crutch to "self medicate" or avoid dealing with some other issue in their life. and in modern industrial society, we are surrounded 24/7 by sources of quick and cheap dopamine while also being thrust into an environment that makes other forms of self-actualization difficult to achieve. it's hard to begrudge a 9-6 retail wage slave of their nightly spliff when they're working within a system purposely designed so that that's the only form of recreation they have time and energy left for once their shift is over.
time/energy/money
アイスキューブの名に乗るコンプトン出身の狂気なやつ
「失礼な黒人」というバンドから来た
俺の名を呼ぶとソードオフショットガン出てくる
引き金引いたら死体が表して持ち去られてる
What I took away from this is that keeping intelligent animals like apes in zoos is bad.
Seriously though, I dont think nofap helps all that much but noporn can do a lot of good. Men (straight/gay/whatever) often attempt to recreate it, usually with poor results and it can warp views of sex. (e.g. men thinking most women view men as walking dildos, not realizing that women who have sex on camera regularly might have strange views on things, women thinking men want brutal, not-good-feeling sex acts)
The only reason I dont do this is because I have a crush on Angela White. She's really fit for a porn slut
holy shit my life is great
holy shit my life is ok
holy shit chris got arrested
>Chimp in state of nature never jerks off,
lmao i bet u think they never fight either jane goodall
>>259
They dont jerk off often because they have necrophilia, sex with juveniles and members of the same sex in addition to females. We would probably be like this if we had no shame.
ウータンクランは舐めるもんじゃねえ