>>148
My first thought is that their military is like first priority, and (for example) they're always showing off their truck-mounted missile launchers in parades. So perhaps military considerations are a factor?
<丶`Д´> Is very important to wold reader, haveit good road between house and airport.
imagine how much it must suck to be a woman named "alexa" in the current year
5am idea: button in my office that makes YOUR chair rotate slowly
dude, go to sleep. lole
dude, go home. lole
dude, eat healthy. lole
chill out popeye tsm
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Sphinx_MET_11.185.jpg
it's like reading a post on an anonymous message board, you know nothing about the author, so you have no way of knowing if the enormous face is just because the sculptor was an idiot or they're actually genius and you just don't get it
I wish people would stop using imgur as a host
>>162 por que?
yet another 5am idea: coffee-colored milk
and what do you get?
another year older and closer to death
Twitter spams your inbox so much holy shit
uh-oh, i'm in an ebay fight again
i don't like being mean to small time sellers but he definitely knowingly sent me the wrong shit and now he must pay!!!!!!
even numbers are more round than odd ones
Pleasantly surprised how so many alt-right and leftwing socjus types seem to be united in their support of Russia.
>>169
I have a hard time believing the social justice crowd would support a state where homosexuality is illegal and the conflicts in the caucasuses
fried milk
guy who pronounces "eroge" like "rouge" or "mirage"
Erosion games like Minecraft and Worms
I proudly pronounce it "erogay"!
Shut up "DAD" I'm trying to level up my meanders
Eating a ball of fried milk with chopsticks
I feel nothing.
>>172
ahoge
wanna make gulab jamun
"RPGmaker atelier rorona clone except you can earn money by sucking dicks" is a surprisingly lively genre
vc: rope
the journalistic ethics of including the word "trump" for SEO purposes
vc:no
chipkali ka chut ka pasina
Already cringe so why try harder
to make them overcringe
I love everyone in this thread
I miss Kong Jong-Il. Jong-un isnt funny crazy
Jong-il had a kick-ass theme song.
“He's got nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox”
are cats just the babies of baby tigers
When Chika and Rika collided they made the polemon chikorita
second time i've overheard people in the library talking about autism lol
i almost feel targeted
>>196 is being gangstalked
did I just see confetti?
fetti on fetti on fetti
kyun kyun kyui!
Been awake 15 minutes and already watched a woman get stabbed to death #lolinternet
>>201
#JustLondonThings
My brain is cooked.
I was thinking about title case and how different style guides recommend different things... I agree with the modern ones that say to capitalise every word in a title, it looks neater. The old accepted way to only capitalise the important words, and not like “the” “and” etc. looks old-fashioned and ugly!
if i could create a font every letter would be the exact height pf one another and caps would only double the size. i find that would be the most attractive typing style
>>205 That seems logical but would look off and a bit ugly in practice, because of letters that have curved tops and bottoms compared to one with flat or pointy tops. If you'd like to try though, there's this web sight that lets you easily create your own font: https://www.calligraphr.com/en/ When I used it it was called MyScriptFont.com, it seems to have more features now. I couldn't tell you what it's like to use now but when I did it you printed off a sheet of paper that had a grid with spaces for each glyph, then you scan it back in and it makes a ttf font of it.
People often compliment me on my nice handwriting when I write gift cards for people or whatever, so I made a font of that. I copied it from my fairy godmother, from the way she'd write my birthday cards or signs in her shop
This post is better than the one I was going to make just now. Thank
>>209 You could become the next Eric Gill! Get a dog ;)
Someone help me find that 1 2 3 4 5 COCKS BLASTIN IN YO ASS song please
>>204
I don't know what “modern ones” you’re looking at, but the few times I’ve ever seen it, it reads exactly like a Jaden Smith tweet (halting and unintelligent).
Really, if you’d like to appear ahead of the curve, you’d forgo titlecase in general. Many publications already do.
who-needs-letter-case-anyway?
it's-obsolete
looks like you also don't need a space bar
Who20%needs20%space20%bars20%anyways
>>216 Yesss thank you! It was Gay Nigga Hours 2 I was looking for but both are great!
real nigga hours arent til ten hours from now though
The songbirds are losing their shit in my neighborhood
>>219
its like they say when you get songbirds make a giant omelette
Someone's losing their shit in /general/
oh wow
>>222
I lol'd
Was it the internet or 24/7 cable news that desensitized people this much?
>>225
'people' are desensitized until the first missile flies outside their screen and over their head
はい、できました!
1.5 years in the US and I have yet to find anyone who is actually really fun. Also 1.5 years without a single hug.
Heres my blog:
black penis
china: han characters are sacred incantations and if you fuck up even one stroke or pronounce it with the wrong tone you will summon a demon and it will kill you
japan: han characters are calvinball licensed under WTFPL
got fresh methi (fenugreek) today by working my social network, life is good
ghee tastes better than butter, i'm not kidding
vc: cow
according to my special source, there's a mysterious silver haired girl from an oriental land of fantasy who volunteered to fight in ukraine. they say you'll know her by her green clothes and her twin swords, with which she claims there's "not much she can't cut". apparently they're calling her the "half-ghost of kyiv".
celebrity deathmatch
but actual celebrities actually fighting to the death
What we have we come to when professional journalists start a sentence with "And"?
A little dose of sambuca turned out to be exactly what I needed from this "Starlight" Coke, pretty disappointing flavor otherwise.
technourch
My friend was talking about starlight, and I also listened to the Michael Jackson “Starlight” Thriller demo
You fucking idiot.
I just sitting here but I like to fucking idiot when I can :)
niggaborean warlord rapemurder spectacular
Next generation goatse
geopolitical goatsee
Shit coming out of the goatse onto your pudding
I wonder how that person who was being an internet tough guy about current events on a literal pokemon forum is doing in real life now
showed jaakko to my younger brother and he didn't get it
Anyone else have a neurosis over decaying eyesight?