duck!!!!!!!! gonna cook it!!!!!
Not sure how I feel about goishicha
that ascii is so kyoooooot
i should be sleeping right now
if i could draw comics i'd probably be drawing philosophical / theological porn
like, i'd be getting all the fatwas
born too late to have not been turned gay in the womb by environmental xenoestrogens
born too early to become a cute femboy
born just in time to be buff and manhandle 19 year old twinks
eastern slav women go from smoking to babushka, and i bet it's because they've been lacing the water with testosterone since the soviet era and forgot to record it
probably world war 2 had something to do with it, all russians worked to provide front, women and children included. Or maybe they just work a lot in general.
blah blah blah lowercase blogging
KILL ALL LOWERCASEPOSTERS
strong urge to buy annatto. but why? no justification really.
/dqn/ - Personal Blog
/dqn/ - lowercase posting
THE ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE OF dqn
hi fellow dqns!!!!
i bought a footstool, i didn't think i would use it much, but it's a shockingly handy device, i recommend it fully
the blogposts will continue until morale improves!!!!!!!!!!
( ゚∀゚) LET'S HAPPY! I'M CHIPPER AND ENTHUSIASTIC!
I'm interested in internet posts that are cleverly-altered kopipes, so that people who recognise it as such get a little laugh, but people who aren't familiar with the source respond sincerely as if it was some idiot actually meaning what's said
I say, the police of my country are the best of any country on earth! Pip pip! If you'll allow me a bit of plodboasting,
Have you ever read those kinds of articles where someone "infiltrates an enemy group" and writes up a glossary/guide for their "allies", but is full of misunderstandings, mistaken assumptions etc.? I read one recently where a lady on twitter lurked on 8chan for 18 months and wrote a "guide to incels and their jargon", and there were a lot of things that were just kinda more general imageboard culture, but she'd taken them to be "textbook indicators of an incel"
Something about the change in posting styles as of late is making me suspect that DQN is undergoing a userbase shift.
>>114
I stopped visiting here for a few years, and when I got back it was totally different in tone. Must be harder to see if you were here seeing a gradual shift. Was it userbase shift? People's attitudes and personality just changing over the years? Who can tell.
It's interesting how new users stand out in an anonymous forum. Apparently /dqn/ was shared in some big list of hip web sights, I guess that would attract a few people
Mmmmm tampons soaked in period blood yum
>>114,115
It's been slowly for a few years now, but I have no clue where I'd draw the line. 2021? 2018? 2016?
>Was it userbase shift? People's attitudes and personality just changing over the years?
It's a mix of both, I'd say. Textboards also are unique in that they generally have small enough userbases that the slowness keeps them so. So now DQN has 10 users instead of 7.
>>115
it feels to me like the userbase is 25-35 now, whereas it used to be 18-28 about 2555 days ago
also, i can tell people here think i'm a noob a lot of the time, but i've been here >5000 days. and, also, i think dqn is better than it used to be. though i wish people discussed their hobbies more
My main loves in life are rap, and chicken and rice
Their DQN: meta
My DQN: xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
Well I've been an affiliate of the Elitist Superstructure since /news4vip/ wasn't deleted yet, and I can say that I'm very, very important and my opinion matters a lot.
Bank of America--which I have no respect for as an institution--coulda gone with BoA as their official acronym but I can respect the decision to GOTTEM
(Been poasting here forever, but I keep moving from obsession to obsession and keep getting older and older; of course my tone is gonna shift!)
Ouchie I hurt my shoulder practising my punching
処女壁を抜く邪仙
seiga saturn
Woah there's sexy grandmas at the gym? Maybe I should check it out!
Getting my first tattoo AND a horse tail buttplug, so people will be like “You got a tattoo‽ I thought you said they were tacky?” and when I show them the tattoo they see the horse tail buttplug as well
Today I learned the guy that did the Ape Escape soundtrack also did the Cho Aniki one!
irish people literally have names like "Tyrone" and "DeSean" and attack people for wearing the wrong color clothing and you wanna tell me they're not a race of white niggers?
why did the touhou gacha give everyone such massive rude breasts. touhou girls are supposed to have the modest and delicate breasts of a 17th century yamato nadeshiko who eats nothing but rice and leaves.
>>137
The reason Eire are they way they are is a horrible need for revenge
how come medium-length hair with straight downward bangs only looks good on anime girls
because you are a balding middle-aged man and anime girl haircuts are not meant to look good on you
it doesn't even look good on cute 3d girls though
ew 3d
You can tell the sluttiness of a girl by how she picks her wedgie
I knew a girl who only ever wore slutty lace thongs and she was the least slutty most modest girl I've ever met!
>>137 Haplogroup R1b strikes again
blessed mordred bean plush that punches your arm and calls you nerd
The roads in non-pyongyang North Korea are oddly wide for a population that mostly doesnt use cars
>>148
i've seen videos of it, it's probably to impress visitors. who knows if it's transitted by trucks or something but i imagine North Korea shouldn't spend that much on repavement if they're as untransited as they look.
>>148
My first thought is that their military is like first priority, and (for example) they're always showing off their truck-mounted missile launchers in parades. So perhaps military considerations are a factor?
<丶`Д´> Is very important to wold reader, haveit good road between house and airport.
imagine how much it must suck to be a woman named "alexa" in the current year
5am idea: button in my office that makes YOUR chair rotate slowly
dude, go to sleep. lole
dude, go home. lole
dude, eat healthy. lole
chill out popeye tsm
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Sphinx_MET_11.185.jpg
it's like reading a post on an anonymous message board, you know nothing about the author, so you have no way of knowing if the enormous face is just because the sculptor was an idiot or they're actually genius and you just don't get it
I wish people would stop using imgur as a host
>>162 por que?
yet another 5am idea: coffee-colored milk
and what do you get?
another year older and closer to death
Twitter spams your inbox so much holy shit
uh-oh, i'm in an ebay fight again
i don't like being mean to small time sellers but he definitely knowingly sent me the wrong shit and now he must pay!!!!!!
even numbers are more round than odd ones
Pleasantly surprised how so many alt-right and leftwing socjus types seem to be united in their support of Russia.
>>169
I have a hard time believing the social justice crowd would support a state where homosexuality is illegal and the conflicts in the caucasuses
fried milk
guy who pronounces "eroge" like "rouge" or "mirage"
Erosion games like Minecraft and Worms
I proudly pronounce it "erogay"!
Shut up "DAD" I'm trying to level up my meanders
Eating a ball of fried milk with chopsticks
I feel nothing.
>>172
ahoge
wanna make gulab jamun
"RPGmaker atelier rorona clone except you can earn money by sucking dicks" is a surprisingly lively genre
vc: rope
the journalistic ethics of including the word "trump" for SEO purposes
vc:no
chipkali ka chut ka pasina
Already cringe so why try harder
to make them overcringe
I love everyone in this thread
I miss Kong Jong-Il. Jong-un isnt funny crazy
Jong-il had a kick-ass theme song.