Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
Oh wow, the Inuyasha ending songs go along nicely with the feeling of this fresh beginning!
I feel special for having ended the last one and it being my first thread-ending, even though I thought there would have been a post 1000.
I'd have written something else otherwise ( °_>°)
What? You're afraid of death?
Ugh...You're existence is disgusting. Get away from me. Go die.
I dislike touhou, but by gosh the dōjin music circles surround it contain some of the nicest arrangements I've ever heard.
I connected a ps3 controller to my computer and played Touhou. Today has been a productive day.
that thread has peacefully ended
I want to fap.
I saw an IRL furry today
"und mehr als 8 bit brauch ich nicht"
I wish I was rich, beautiful, famous, and talented.
Even though I know way better than to wish for any of those things.
Susumu Hirasawa is made of musical win.
Edsger W. Dijkstra actually used the word "bullshit" in writing.
I wish I was rich, beautiful, talented.
Even though I know I should just stop wishing and go for it.
I was just skimming through DQN, and stopped here because I thought >>16 said "Suzumiya Haruhi"
Why...?
The best thing about drugs isn't being off my tits, it's telling everyone online that I am!
Writing Perl while listening to Touhou metal somehow makes me feel very epic.
I am thirsty and my eyes hurt.
I AM DRUNK AND PINGING HAHA
I'm keeping some whisky in a fruit shoot bottle for a dire occasion.
I'll never get laid if I don't brush my teeth... But listerine is so convenient!
Darnit.
>>25 I once had to be helped home from uni because I did that exact thing
Methylcellulose.
4-METHYLMETHCATHINONE
tricaine methanesulfonate.
(◕ ∀ ◕) ECCIES!
I usually don't go for pre-ground coffee, but you can't argue with free coffee.
A small part of my foot just went numb. WTF?
IT'S NOT A TUMAH!
>>32
Actually, you can. But it usually involves having done some pretty crazy drugs immediately prior.
ergh? eh eh eh eh ecky ecky dipthong walla walla bing bong ding dong ting tong ling long Gorillas in the Mist.
it's spelled diphthong dumpass
What the hell, I go from being comfortably impotent to dealing with a steel-thick boner for no discernible reason. I hate penises.
Who likes cookies? ^_^
I think cookies are pretty decent.
I also enjoy candy bars.
( ˃ ヮ˂)
( ˃ ヮ˂) Chocolate weetabix are rather nice!
WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO MUCH?!
Why do people like >>43 let emotional matters get to them?
- why am I assuming it is not physical pain?
- why would I not? a physical injury requires medical attention;
emotional injuries prompt people to seek internet attention.- why do I care?
- why wouldn't I care?The pleasure of putting on mittens.
I'll have a blue Christmas without you
I'll be so blue
thinking
about you
eBay sucks.
In a more general sense, so does consumerism.
Augh, I told myself I wouldn't let myself get this way again.
diphthong banid fate zero anime adaption will she touch my penis let's touch penises. Why didn't I fuck his ass.
nigger nigger nigger with AIDS who drinks his father's recollection of his mustang
I am so very full of hate.
What does "C78" mean? (Seriously.)
I couldn't afford to buy myself anything this year...
Anyway, merry christmas you guys.
When I'm broke, I make stuff, or I give away things that I have that I think people will like.
Or I just make a card or write a letter.
I'm thinking that you're better off not writing yourself letters and giving yourself stuff you already own only wrapped up.
Merry Christmas though!
>>57
I started writing the letter and I ended up talking to myself and telling myself that I hate myself and that I should die. ( ´Д｀)
Thanks anyway.
Oh god! Help me!
It's been like this for months! I knew it! How do I stop it?! ;_;
Hmmmm...I wonder what I should post in the post your current thought thread
"I'm guessing you've had a lot of girlfriends..." is not something I ever expected to be told.
Silence is painful. I'd rather get a nasty rejection letter.
Rejection is painful. I'd rather have some bittersweet silence.
Rejection is silent. I'd rather have some sweet pain.
Damn it, I wish I could hug every one of you fellow dokyun.
I'm glad you can't. You smell really bad, buddy.
How long can boiled eggs sit before going bad? My mum left me some. I think they were made on xmas day.
FUCK SALT
( ・ω・) I wish I had a butt.
I'm so fucking god damned awesome.
VALIDATE MY SELF-IMAGE, YOU WHORE OF AN INTERNET.
( ・_・) I wish I had something to eat right now, got kinda hungry when thinking about soup I had a few hours before but it's like 23:32 & everybody's sleeping, so I guess I gotta eat tomorrow then...
>>73 23:32 is a palindrome, nice. Also you're 2 hours ahead of me, nice.
Whatever the hell I had for dinner, I can hardly stand the smell of the farts it produced as I am meanwhile miserably ill and confined to my bed.
i should really replace that light bulb.
Post punk's not dead!
>>77
I don't know what "post punk" qualifies as but I still like Bombay Bicycle Club.
I really don't want to be here for the shit that is the future to hit me like a brick wall.
Goodnight sweet prince ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gNYVia2rg
>>82 I'd say it's my most influential genre, I play bass in a band and post punk has some cool bass
Do any of the rest of you playing music?
>>84
I mostly play drumsy and keyboardy instruments, but I can also play brassy things like (mostly) the Eb horn. I like to reckon I could play most things with amateur/lower-intermediate skill.
i play guitar, bass, drums, keys, mandolin, penny whistle, recorder, melodica, harmonica, jew's harp, stylophone, accordion. I'm learning violin, bagpipes and trumpet. And i'm getting an ocarina soon!
Happy new year, humans!
Happy new years.
Happy 6332nd of September 1993 DQN
sex on the beach sounds kind of painful, what with where the sand would end up
Nothing a handful of bag balm can't fix.
Happy New Year!
Hating myself turns out to be a bit useful when working out.
Happy new years dokyun!
Happy new year to you too!
>>94
That might be only reason I'm losing any weight!
I hate comedowns.
How the fuck can you just say "whatever happens, happens" to being molested in a fucking train you stupid retarded bitch?! I'd understand if it was somewhere that isn't known for having a massive amount of perverts and freaks, but to be so passive about something like that in front of someone actually concerned about you. I know that girls are sluts, but your stupidity doesn't even let you hide the fact that you just want to be fucked on some train by some japanese guy.
You're too stupid that words aren't effective enough to reach you and even when you experience things first hand you're still a fucking dense piece of shit incapable of learning from that. You're only good at pretending to be intelligent just so you can look down on people when you're just another average cunt with nothing special about you.
Why do I feel this way about you then? What's the point in still feeling this useless emotion when there's nothing to gain from it at all? I fucking hate you.
2011 is sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE primes: 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211
I
am
not
here
at
the
moment
please
leave
a
message
at
the
sound
of
beep
of beep what?
>>117
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Hello, is this Clonepa's Pizza?
Joe's Pool Hall, Eight-Ball speakin'.
Venetian Snares is like percussion sex.
Hey DQN I'm having sex right now. And by having sex I mean bleeding from the wrist and thigh
I'm pretty sure I'm "the other guy"
This thread had 123 posts before I posted this.
god damn i hate myself so much
I feel that as long as I'm able to play an online game, I'll always have some guy hating my existence and wishing that I was dead both online and off.
I like thinking this.
I can play a mean mandolin.
Most of my mandolins are of a pleasant disposition.
A Chinese friend asked me for lyrics I couldn't find, so I said that if she sent the songs I could transcribe them. I ended up writing and giving explanations for verses such as "Times to get laid and times to give head" and "Callin' in stoned, if I were cloned, my clone would be high as shit". I felt a little guilty for it.
>>130
She probably thinks you're a decadent Westerner now, given your great knowledge of disreputable foreign vices.
My life would be much easier without sexual desire.
I'm offering all my money (about £600) to anyone who comes round to my flat and stabs me in the chest.
What if some cruel, criminal person decides to take your money and not harm you at all, >>133? Would you feel cheated?
It's never good to depend on other people to kill you because they usually end up messing up and making things worse.
>>131
Well, turns out she told her mother about me today, so evidently they both think so now.
>>136 It could be worse. One or both of them could want to buy dope from you.
>>138
have you ever seen what a chinaman will do to you if you deprive him of his drugs?
they will declare war, my boy. brought down the mighty british empire a hunnert years ago, and the british didn't even lose that one.
someone asked how the chinamen did it, to which they were only told "ancient chinese secret".
we know baby it's you
>>139 I don't know if you're joking or not, I guess you probably are, but one of my friends was murdered by a local chinese gang a few years ago over drugs. Not even hard drugs, shitty thai stick
>>143
yes, it was a joke. intentionally historically inaccurate and intentionally in bad taste. the opium wars happened because the chinese wanted the british to, y'know, not let their people get all drugged up. they also happened in the mid-19th century and the whole affair wrecked up the chinese empire more than it did the british.
and the realities of gangs and drugs are rather depressing.
The realities are sad and do not bear much thinking about, it's true. But I am imagining an early Margaret Cho monologue here, and it's making me giggle. Doubtless this means I am a soulless monster.
Marijuana MUST be legalized!
Midnight Meat Train, pshh hahahahha
I callibrated my screen. Now white looks white, black looks black, colors look like colors.
I'm starting to see why audiophiles are so picky with their audio files.
Why do you make it so obvious that you're annoyed if you don't tell me what it is that I do that annoys you.
I wish I could say the phrase "Monkey Face" without people thinking I am referring to some kind of sexual act.
"Monkey Face" sounds like that act of jumping on someones face and fucking the hajoopies out of their mouth.
That H-manga, where the dickgirls' anus is not only squeaky clean and self-lubricating, but also capable of ejaculation.
My ex started using Shift-JIS characters in her status messages. I really hope she hasn't discovered SAoVQ or the Superstructure ( ﾟДﾟ)
Holy shit, my captcha is seacking.
FUCK YEAH SEACKING
>>157 one of my friends has been using "japanese smilies" on facebook and he thinks i'm cool because "no one else gets what they are".
He also posts u raff u rose-type pics.
( ﾟヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ワﾟ)
I am so lazy, you have no idea.
I'm thinking of making a blog called Breakfast Shows, in which I would discuss whether different television programmes are suitable for watching while eating breakfast.
For example:
The Prisoner - Not good for watching while eating breakfast
Futari wa Precure - Good for watching while eating breakfast
>>163, would this blog be suitable for reading while eating breakfast?
COLK.
Yeah this is my favourite thread because i feel i can get to know dqn-san a bit better
The depressed guy needs to post more to make you guys stop liking this thread.
That's if he didn't kill himself already.
8 flies have taken residency in my kitchen. I really need to clean.
I always sage my posts, 'cause I fear they're not worthy enough.
posts like >>170 are what made me stop visiting SAoVQ.
I still love you, DQN.
>>536 in Rei's Diner pt 6
Nothing it was just H----- D-------. My dad used to race motorbikes professionally. There's a sort of rivalry between H* D* riders and everyone else. H* D*s are mainly ridden by hairy old losers. Also BMW motorbikes were looked down on too but not quite so much.
It's kind of funny how I matured from 4chan troll to 4-ch fellow. Or at least I like to think of it as a personal evolution anyway.
>>178 I was thinking that last night in bed... I haven't been on 4chan for 2 and a half years but my last 2 threads I made were pretty good. One of them got over 200 replies; I said I had nude pics and vids of my sister and that I would post them if they could count to 2. When they did, I linked them to a 500MB compressed file, that uncompressed to a 300GB file of the letter A repeated constantly
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I've written 300 words of this essay in 12 hours. I'd hoped to have 1500 by now.
My captcha is mate. That's kind of friendly encouragement. Thank you Elitist Superstructure!
The ultimate armour would be a computer/brain interface beaming hardcore pornography directly into the soldiers mind. The suit will then stimulate the soldiers genitals until fantastic orgasm is achieved.
Everyone will want to be a us soldier and everyone will be allowed. In the end there will be no one left to fight.
D'you remember that guy? J-John somebody? He was a - he was sort of a b-
holy shit i wish there were more people on 3-ch.org however there are virtually no germans who are into message boards of this kind. should i close the whole damn thing and continue to waste my time here like i did two years ago?
Yes.
>>185
Although this sounds promising, in the end the soldiers would still miss real human contact. The same problem that exists today would continue: some people can easily form such relations, but others cannot. The ensuing emotional and sexual frustrations would undermine the technology and lead to conflict.
AP: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.
It begins to dawn on me that everything I just did over the past five years has proven to be a colossal waste of time.
Heaven please sing for me a song of
>>190 Don't worry, it is the same for every single person on the planet :)
I may talk to you.
I may like you.
Hell, I may even love you.
But I will never need you. That's why this will never work out, see?
Looking at my porn collection fills me with a bit of joy.
So hot mama... wanna fuk?
Seeing a porno clip titled "Girl uses dildo for pleasure" makes me wonder what other uses she'd have for it.
>>198
Rolling pin substitute is the first thing that comes to mind.
>>199
Provided it has an attractive colouring, it could also be used as a coffee-table sculpture. And then of course it serves as a handy fellatio practice dummy.
>>200
I always imagined they would make decent chew-toys for any dog with a mouth big enough to handle it. But I'm not sure there are many owners who would agree with the idea of their dog fooling around with a floppy penis.
God damn fuck shit son of a bitch, it's cold here.
This thread seems to resemble a social networking site.
>>203 I don't know what you mean, this is a site based on 2-ch.
If you don't like this you may be better suited to find another internet hangout.
Peace to you, sir.
More like an asocial network, in fact.
> The useful M.E. verb mischieve (early 14c.) has, for some reason, fallen from currency.
You know, this always bothered me....
>>202 Too bad for you, I have a goddamn awesome Space Heater.
Which I call Kevin Spacey.
And go on magical imaginary adventures with.
If I was rich, I'd buy some sort of DQN mobile and fill it full of booze and some drugs and invite all DQN to drive around the world and have some sort adventure with.
If I was rich, I'd buy some sort o∵∴DQ∵∴∵∴mobile∵∴∵fi∵∴∵∴∵∴it f∵∴l of ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴nd some∵∴ittens∵∴an∵∵∴∴i∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴bum∵∴ex∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴Rei∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴tanasinn.
Don't you mean if you were ric∵∴∵
Is there any affordable ebook reader better than the Hanlin v5? I do not believe so.
I still have not given up on my childhood dream of buying an old Russian transport helicopter and turning it into a flying camper van.
>>213 I keep having recurring dreams that I am standing on a dirt runway, and flying recreational vehicles are constantly taking off and landing there. I look at each one as carefully as possible, hoping I can figure out how to build one.
Also, the Spaceballs movie had a great flying camper van.
Blood is surprisingly difficult to clean out of the carpet...
Who is Chen's father?
I'm physically slim and beautiful but I can't get a girlfriend because I'm a hopeless dokyun.
why? why does recording equipment have to be so expensive? Even pretty shitty mikes are hopelessly out of a NEET's budget :(
I'm in law because I love telling people they're wrong. It's added inches to my e-peen in internet arguements. I can just wave it around and argue from authority.
The feeling of crushing someone's dream in court is just unforgettable.
I helped you parents divorce, DQN. I play part in the misery of the world. I defend the rights of the accused when no one else will. I am the Man, and in this way I can rebel against my hippy parents.
>>220 you helped we parents divorce? SOMEONE VIOLATED VIRGIN PROTOCOL! ABORT! ABORT!
Sometimes I fantasize about something bad happening to me so I need to go to the hospital and get attention.
>>218 Same. However my beginner anal toys should be arriving in the mail any day now, and I'm picking up weed later.
Wow DQN has issues... and I'm all out of tissues
>>219
Plug a set of headphones into the microphone jack. It worked for me with the Title verses I recorded.
>>225 Macs have not come with microphone jacks since, like, the G3 era IIRC.
and the real problem I have is that some DQN at Apple decided it would be great if the built-in microphone would unavoidably pick up the internal fan and speaker noises.
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn
gash is one of the best captchas I've ever had. Alright love let's see yer gash
>>226
Guess you should've paid less and gotten more. But try playing with "remove noise" in Audacity.
>>223
I could go for some of those. I had a vibrator once. It was amazing to use while masturbating.
hey guys why not go get laid like me
haha i'm joking i'm asexual
I want chicken, I want dinner. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.♪
Just as I hit the "reply" button, I remember that it's "liver", not "dinner". orz
>>228
god bless ye, we can't all be presumptive jerks who know less than the people they're advising....
It is 26 degrees fahrenheit outside. It is 80 in my room. Somehow, opening the window and putting a fan in front of it hasn't done anything to fix my problem yet.
>>233
I know plenty. I spent a few years fighting with a woefully insufficient Powerbook before switching back to a PC which, at half the cost, was twice as capable. I have done tech support for plenty of Mac users and they always tend to have stupid problems that are hard to fix (like some-but-not-all JPEGs spontaneously deciding to open with TextEdit and the OS refusing to allow changing it back). So you can take your "knowing less" and shove it.
And as I said, I have recorded before using a pair of headphones as a microphone. With a bit of work in Audacity, I could get fairly decent quality audio from it. And, if you hadn't spent all that extra money getting something with an Apple logo on it, you would have had a few dollars to spend on a real microphone. I've been there.
But if you want to feel self-important, feel free to ignore me and complain about your crappy Mac. You'll figure it out on your own eventually.
>>234
Al Yankovic (cf "Trapped in the Drive-Thru") would, for one.
WHY? Why do I dream about her?
/vip/ or DQN?
I read a disturbing story about a gay terrorist kidnapping kids and castrating them to give them to this gay terrorist king who believed that having gay sex with kids was not gay because they didn't their peeps.
I think that I died inside alittle... ('A`)
>because they didn't their peeps.
Did you accidentally the whole thing? o_O;
>>236
You can hammer whatever point you think you have home as condescendingly and as often as like, but a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with, and the computer is not why I am out of funds. Neither is the fucking acoustic grand I want to record ;P
>>243
*as you like
To clarify, the NEET part was dead serious. The only reason I haven't really wandered off miles away and done something life-threatening or soul-crushing for pennies a day is because dad is loaded. Doesn't mean I get or deserve an allowance.
> a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with
Well... technically neither is a laptop with no microphone plug.
>>245
Just as long as you're not that Brandy Bogard''/heh man'' dipshit, you're cool.
HAHA I LIKE WILLIES AND CUM
I always get depressed when I find uncensored Japanese porn. It sounds like it'd be awesome with no mosaics, but it turns out that Japanese vaginae are pretty fucking ugly.
If you made hand coverings from the meat of a sheep, you could call them mutton mittens.
Shit, I can't think of anything funny, so I'll get trolled horribly, and.. I should stop before I dig myself in too deep.
Consider this: a pack of wild Niggers. Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn, raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
yay 4chan go go go
one of my friends just found 4chan, he is such a douche. I'm trying to turn him elsewhere for his own good
I was just idly browsing the internet, unaware of the restless destiny boiling inside me, when like a great bolt of lightning this image of the man hit me. At once, a great fury erupted from me as if the spirit of my great warrior ancestors suddenly posessed me- here was a man strong, proud, he who is prepared to lose all to defend what he believes to be right! He is your friend, a man who fights for justice!
I just found this and thought you'd like it http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/lisa-ann-who-s-bangin-palin/456352/
When I have been edging with only 1 millimetre away from ejaculation for 20 minutes, I believe I deserve a better orgasm!
>>261
If you want a better orgasm you need to work for it. Thrust your hips rhythmically, put ice cubes on your balls, get on all fours and come on the floor, stick a banana up your ass.
This got me wondering, how would Leonardo da Vinci masturbate?
Artistically, of course. And possibly with the aid of a complex and improbable machine.
rape an ape
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Jerking? Need a hand?
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You :3:22am
i like giraffes
cacrol189 :3:22am
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You :3:22am
do you like giraffes?
cacrol189 :3:22am
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You :3:22am
giraffes
cacrol189 :3:22am
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You :3:23am
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You're one badass motherhacker, mr. >>272. I envy you; I hail you.
I wished I could be DQN in real life.
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Damn it, >>272. How I wish I had a courage to go outside and end up in the similar situation!
Hey it's my birthday today DQN, I am 22. I spent the first hour of my birthday rolling katamaris, and then 4 hours reading tvtropes.com, aaaargh! Anyways, good night.
>>283 Thank you! You are all welcome to come to my party tonight though it will be rather cosy I think as my flat is quite small.
My cum tastes amazing today. Like toast dipped in egg yolk.
>>282 Sounds like an awesome way to spend your birthday, I'll try to play Katamari on mine in <2 weeks too!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though it would be so much better if I could get high before doing that; a shame I have no friends and can't get weed.
>>287 It was a good birthday, when I woke up at 12 I went swimming with my friends then I had KFC for birthday tea. Then last night i had a wee party which was good banter, but the police came which was quite scary (they walked into my room as I was grinding weed incidentally), especially when they asked if I had a criminal record (I was charged with vandalising a supermarket a couple of years ago haha)
But then when everyone left someone nicked all my fags and whisky :( Then although my ex-girlfriend stayed and we had pretty wild sex I get very sad because i know she's only using me for sex, though I love her very dearly. Oh and then I slept in and missed an important lecture today. FUCK
Months ago I had a strange, and oddly detailed dream that I was watching a TV commercial for a new kind of crock pot. The people on TV put a chicken in it, and the camera zoomed in and showed that the crock pot had a big switch in the rear, labeled SLOW and FAST. Someone in the kitchen said, "What does that switch do?" and reached for it. And someone in a white laboratory coat ran out and said "Don't touch that, it's experimental!" And the person changed the switch to "FAST" anyway. This caused the crock pot to make an engine revving sound, and then do a wheelie across the table with its tires squealing, then roll out the front door like a little miniature race car with the chicken still stuck in the top, VROOM VROOM. Cut to outside scene, all the people are chasing the crock pot down the street Benny Hill fashion but they can't catch it.
I told someone I know about the dream, and she put "hot rod" stickers on the crock pot she had just bought.
I dreamt once that there was a bomb in a dam and i had to open the damn, so i pulled the big wheel round hard and water gushes out, and I woke up and found i had pissed the bed, and I went AW SHIT and then I woke up again in my living room, completely dry
I really want to get a Malamute...
Mmmmmmh, Evangelyne...
Stop fucking shouting!
I get to see the love of my life in 2118 minutes!
Greenpeace are fucking stupid.
I want to yodel at open mic nights
Universities are (and should) not social experiments, but places of learning.
>>297
Experimentation is an essential part of the learning process.
Whodunnit? Idunnit!
Minds...locked...together
I better not post that, everyone will think I'm gay
>>302
I'm already gay.
There, now the attention has shifted to me. Say what you will!
Babies should not be allowed in libraries unless they are properly sedated.
The Elitist Superstructure of DQN is such a cozy place.
maybe I
...zuck ya dick
I put on weight in the last week, has to be two or three kilos...
I really, REALLY like you!!
chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa vvvvrrroOOOM
BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.
BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.
DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,
DOO DOO
DOO DOO
DOODOODOO
DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,
DOO! DOO!
DOO! DOO!
DOODOODOO
DOOO, DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOOO! DOOO DOO DOO DOO DODO
DOOO, DODOO DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I hope Japan is doing alright ( ﾟ -ﾟ)
nig nog, ching chang chong
oh fuck the reactor is leaking
Giant monster time GO GO GO
I started making my first dubstep track the other day, I was really pleased with the heavy bass I created but then what happened in Japan, I feel terrible. It's all my fault :(
THIS WILL NOT BREAK ME!
Don't blame yourself, >>314. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by global warming.
I'm so goddamn lonely. Someone please hold me ;___;
Would consuming more fiber make shitting less messy?
When your body sends you wake-up calls, how many times are you gonna hit the snooze button?
I'M ON KETAMINE WOOOO
>>323 I LOVE IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHyOnr61g-E&feature=related
>>324 woah i entered the wrong captcha but managed to correct it before the page loaded
Under the supermoon loli to issho
I threw my cap into my bowl across the room, and as it sailed closed I thought AWESOME IT'S GOING IN but then I remembered I had yesterday's lunch in the bowl (congealed tomato soup left over from spaghetti hoops) and now my hat is dirty
Actually going outside right now for a change.
Hope I don't screw up anything.
I think Idaho's state motto should be "Idaho. What do you want to do for lunch?"
DVD-RAM cartridges, how the fuck do they work? Am I meant to buy a special drive for them, or somehow extract the disc and put it into the multi-format burner's drawer?
>>331
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-RAM
ttp://www.ehow.com/facts_5232531_dvd-ram-drive_.html
Dammit, I can't think of anything witty and awesome.
Why do we have a captcha?
It's been so long I don't even remember when we got one, or if it's always been here, or why we have it
Some devious criminal mastermind wrote a script that filled a single thread with lol posts as fast as possible.
I think I vaguely remember that
Do you remember when that was?
September 1993, duh.
dick queer nigger
I remember writing a script that bumped every thread that had "lol" or "dqn" in the title, so that the entire top of the board was filled with DQN DQN LOL
I never wrote a script in my entire life, though I dreamed about doing it since I was 12.
Plenty to go 'round ladies
Don't all push at once
Plenty
to go
around.
Also, deal with it
Do I really want a wife?
Or do I just want a live-in secretary, chef, maid, cleaner, hostess, actress and fuckable body?
I wonder if my life would better if I disintermediated and simply hired the above personnel, rather than transacting through 'love' and marriage. My relations would be purer. I would also have a harem.
The word pouch is a weird word. Pouch pouch pouch pouch, I'm going to stick my fist into your meat pouch.
>>344
Your life might be better if you didn't let yourself be bothered at all by such close-quarters relations. Mine certainly is.
Why is my hand on my dick? fucking orange trains!
Why people call their genitals "junk"? Junk is something you don't need, isn't it.
>>348 it's probably from the same people who consider them "dirty" and "nasty".
Saxophone... piano... The fuck's the use in learning two instruments?
What's with this "Claire" obsession thingy?
This work is not getting done but the internet is quite amusing.
>>354 hopefully on an idolatrous Aztec altar to feed the glory of the sun god.
Oh man, I liked that "Dipshit Trilogy" joke, and it was me who started it! I love the message boards sometimes.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting in my room recording my farts, and looping them and playing with pitch and tempo to make "dirty" basslines
Holy shit i can see the future! It never occured to me that I was the one however.
My captcha is frietch. I don't like it to be honest.
My captcha is me! Yes, me!
I hate parallel parking. I don't know how I'll get out of my parking spot today.
All this talk about Satan and Lucifer creeps me out. Please stop it.
capn crunch. capncapncapn.
So I played Touhou on Lunatic mode at an anime convention while a room of people watched via projector. They were so confused.
capncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapn. capn.
By your encouragement, I ate my cum today. Disappointing.
The wheels of nihilism are rolling my way once again
He says his semen tastes like candy. I don't believe him, but is it wrong that I want to try it myself?
MY EYES!
>>368
I didn't encourage, you did it of your own accord.
...Is it OK if I fap to the idea of you eating your cum, only to be dissatisfied with the taste?
no homo
Also, I'll be working 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for 6 months, earning $3 dollars an hour. On the weekend, I'll teach English for 4 hours a day at $25 an hour. I love you, China.
I'm profoundly glad I don't live anywhere near you freaks.
>>378 pレヴィオウsポstアイメdアtメはヴェスッゲsテdテャtdqんサレsカレdオfメアンdmyパrtyはrdリフェstyレ
>>379 I didn't mean to do that, I was typing in english but I forgot i was in katakana mode. But I thought it was funny so I left it.
>>380
How would you not notice doing that, do you stare at your hands when you type?
KAKAROT!!!
>>381 no i started typing and when i looked up it was in katakana
SO I SAID FUCK IT
I ONCE FUCKED A BITCH
WITH A PUSSY LIKE A BUCKET
>>379
"Aime st p d a t Reviou s media policy is testing Vesugge s boyfriend s d s d o Teya tdq Sale dmy f Mean performance is rty rd sty les Lihue"
>>385 That isn't really anything like what I typed on my end haha. BUT I've been really baked today and been writing songs with sort of cutup techniques, and that's quite interesting what you came up with...
It starts off "Previous posts aimed at me" as a hint
I wish I had Amstrad CPC
am i even alive
Be sure to take your infected friends to a hospital.
I hate going to tghe beech
Mechismo, dudes. My captcha is tar!
BUT THEN I WROTE IT INCORRECTLY, SO NOW IT'S... (waiting 60 seconds)... ciem! Hah! That almost kind of sounds like semen!
Why do I always browse DQN so late at night? It makes my brain go PSSSSSSH
>My captcha is tar!
>WROTE IT INCORRECTLY
GRRRRRRRRRREAT!
http://www.visionofhumanity.org/gpi-data/#/2010/scor
This pitiful planet pretty much sucks.
My usual work process for a project:
1: Get brief
2: Full of enthusiam, do a big chunk of concept work etc. in sketchbook, full of ideas
3: Feel proud of how much work I've done, relax a bit
4: 5 weeks before deadline - start to worry I haven't done anything since the start of the project
5: 4 weeks before - start properly freaking out
6: 2 weeks before - mental breakdown. lie on wooden floor sobbing and screaming
7: cut my wrists, legs and chest. Phone my mother in tears.
8: last week - blitz project with no sleep, hand it in 10 minutes before deadline
9: get an A
10: ?????
11: get new brief. vow not to be so silly.
12: repeat from step 2.
Remember when Beady Eyes was the most annoying guy cluttering up the Elitist Superstructure? Well, somehow you guys have made it worse. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
What should I do with my life, DQN ?
BLOG POST LOL BLOG POST LOL
There's a naked girl sleeping in my bed right now. Just wanted to tell you guys.
Dokyun has a job after 5 years of a wonderfully isolated life... well, at least I can buy computer parts and figurines now.
>>408
What is this job? How did you get it? Was it a hard decision to make?
I have the hots for Claire too!
thread not found
>>413
Grats on the dough, condolences on the ass-ness of that kind of work.
We have Asians on DQN? I thought we were all fat white wapanese nerds
>>416 whether children of asian immigrants who can only speak English and/or are not Japanese merely act wapanese or are wapanese is a pretty touchy subject
I hope this microwavable curry I am eating doesn't give me food poisoning since its been half defrosted since my freezer broke 2 days ago.
>>416
I'm not fat, I just got a couple of excess kilograms. I'll walk it off next time I go outside.
I'm the dokyun in Shanghai.
I'm white, and having yellow fever would actually make this year a lot more enjoyable.
I prefer white people.
Heh heh, my Internet handle is Shanghai...
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days set in Shanghai.
shanhai shanhai shanhai shanhai
hourai hourai hourai hourai
furansu oranda chibetto kyouto
rondon roshia orurean
Hating〜
Hating〜
Loving〜❤
>>422
About 8 months in, I feel like I have indeed been Shanghai'd.
Chinese girls are nothing like JAV. Give me Europeans who know what they're doing and are not ashamed to say how much they want you.
Even if being an asshole is part of your nature, you should try to be as nice as possible to the people serving your food because they'll most likely end up spitting in your food for any offense.
DQN is dead.
>>432 MY ASS is full of losers. Or to be more precise the world wide web is full of losers.
>>433 If your ass is the world wide web, how does it feel to have over one million dicks inside of it?
you don't bird me i don't bird you
suri di essu
UNHAND MY PENIS, SATAN!
boop beep bip We're sorry, but the number you have just dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone the square root of negative one radians around its time axis and try your call again.
disregard fink
acquire homebrew
this harar coffee is so damn fruity
it's like a fucking san francisco parade in your mouth
I can't tell when the fuck anyone dies in homestuck. I keep hearing about characters dying but then they show back up and I guess some of them aren't dead-dead and I don't know what the fucks going on.
I don't even read that damn webcomic why do I care
DQN stands for Dairy Queen
>>447, but archives say otherwise: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1146066346/3
I keep forgetting to visit DQN, im sorry. :(
frying pan on
>>449 I haven't been forgetting, but I have been much less interested in DQN lately. I'm posting more in a couple of other places, though, where a few DQNs (and ex-DQNs) hang out, so I'm still getting my daily dokyun dose.
It's not assault if it gives you a boner.
where's like, the main base of operations for the DQN Electronics compilations?
>>454
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I wanna come out and say it: your basement is smelly. I was kind of hoping we could swap bases once in a while, let the stank out. Makes us less easy to track, y'know? I wouldn't dare say this if this weren't anonymous.
hmmm, weetabix stuck in my teeth again.
I've been a follower of the DQN electronics compilations for quite a while now and I would like to put forward some of my music maybes
I'm like the Porco Rosso of kinky sex.
¯\(-_-)/¯
/(-¯-)\
FISTING
I'm going to call myself and my fellow country men "American" and if any Brazilian or Argentinean or whatever the fuck is offended they can shove it up their ass.
Does "relax" necessarily mean "sleepy"? If I have a herbal tea to calm myself down will it still work if I'm popping pro-plus and and cheap energy drink for an all night essay-writing sesh?
I dropped the bucket in the well, in a manner of speaking
I like money.
So my boss is getting English lessons off me in his office.
He gives me the business English book he's using to prepare something useful for him.
I randomly open the book and start browsing. Words are already written in the margins for the sake of his practice.
In the middle of one page, in a delicate script, is "anus anus anus"...
It would be cool if there was a "like" button on DQN. I mean it works on facebook! How about like a registration thing where we can have our own name, and maybe an avatar pic, then the number of "likes" we get can be recorded so people can see if you're a good poster or not
Dickgirls with manly faces would be titboys.
So on the way home I was listening to the radio, and there was some public service announcement saying, "In the US, a man has a heart attack every 34 seconds." And I think that guy really needs to relax.
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
Fapchan is going to close down today forever. ;_;
Tonight I cut myself.
>>471
So, I went there, read the news and laughed since it was one of survivors of those numerous tiny little boards which has been spawned (following 7chan) when Trevor-chan wrote err... Trevor-chan on PHP (now know as Kusaba). Everyone wanted their own *chan back then, I remember that.
When this flashback ended, without any hesitation I headed straight to a certain board and this link was right there: http://www.newfapchan.org/
So, instead of cutting yourself, you should hurry up and move all good stuff to this new board. I would certainly do this in your place.
Here is an audio incentive for you, >>471: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74dIafTazM
GANBATTE!
>>472
Nah, fapchan is dead and there's no good enough replacement for it. Fuck that shitty niggertits spawn site.
Huh, I could really use a pocket protector.
hello dqn have any of you ever played gitaroo man? about 2 years ago I got up to the third-last level and failed a few times so gave up. Then I felt like playing again tonight and just finished the normal story mode, I'm glad I did. The second last level made me feel cosy inside
OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssSSssama-tan.
osama osmana osmania ossmannia oneesama oniisan
neechan
osamabamadingdong
"Justice has been done," said Obama.
HEADACHE
фефефефеи
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） USA! USA! USA!
しー し─Ｊ
sore throat, headache, sun burns. i want a nerdy girlfriend, not yet another boring slut.
So, now that Osama bin Laden is dead, do you suppose the TSA will stop searching for him in the bodily orifices of toddlers and octogenarian grandmothers?
>>489
I assume they will be searching for his accomplices.
Hello Dick Queer Niggers, how are y'all tonight?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today I got my hands on another used tampon, with some accompanying bloody tissues.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My collection's getting bigger!
>>492 to expand on this, my girl broke up with me, technically a few months ago but, well, I'm a sex god, so she's never really left me. Even when she got back with her ex a few weeks ago, she's still cheated on him with me a few times. Anyway, she came up last night for sex and she was on her period. So I kept the tampon and the wipes we used to clean up afterwards, but today I finally admitted to her, as she was sitting on my dick with blood running down the inside of my thighs, that I'm a piranha. A carnivorous freshwater fish from the South American rainforests [I've since found out that piranhas are omnivorous but I said carnivorous at the time]. So I went down on her and ate that bloody lovely mess too.
That's probably the last time we get together for the near future, but it was pretty good. We also sneaked into the living room and fucked on the sofa, then she sucked me off in the kitchen. I live with two girls as well, they were both upstairs hehehe.
Sorry if that post was offensive to any fellow dokyuns. You can achieve your dreams, go out and do it! I believe in you. Try some ketamine.
I wish the asmodians on Zikel server weren't full of so many loudmouths.
Never program in PL/SQL.
>>500 no, actually the girl was very against my taking ketamine so I don't do it very often. She knows I did it once because one time I had a pretty bad experience (it was cut with something shitty) and I text her because I thought I was dying haha. She was very mad at me, but she doesn't know about all the other times.
lol
http://www.google.com/search?q=college+textbook+bubble
holy damn short that shit
Peeling tomatoes without a pan of boiling water to dunk them in is a pain.
>>507 make more of your meals from scratch, you'll see how weird can be good then.
>>508 no, I just use the skins in the sauce? whatever man! rain in the ocean!
Tomatoes are shit! Ha ha!
I posted the recipe in /food/ and I must say it came out pretty good.
Why does pain get me high?
>>513
It causes your body to release adrenaline and endorphins.
I want to create my own variety of Marijuana, and call it "Hybrid car farts" as a joke based on the Smug Alert episode of South Park.
HA HA HA I TOTALLY DIDN'T GET THAT ONE
my penis is wearing a trippy helmet
Huh, somehow I resisted the urge to walk out of work, drive my car up the mountain and straight off a cliff. I was seriously considering it, but accidentally drank enough coffee to make my bi-polarity take effect.
One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
You're, like, really fucking stupid.
You should die.
>>521 woah, that was like, totally relevant to what i was doing when i read it
flat out freakyyyyy
H.P Lovecraft sucks.
Thats is all.
I am fucking sleep deprived right now
My cat woke me up after only 4 hours of sleep. I'm so pissed off; I'm going to do the same to it. An eye for an eye. Oh, sweet >>526, we could both use some rest now, couldn't we?
>>527
I'm lucky if I can get four hours. Then again, I'm insane.
>>528 I bet you're really just a bit eccentric and not actually insane at all.
>>530 Have you ever thought of your mum squeezing your sister out of her vagina?
I wish that lady didn't chime in with that shitty comment towards the end. It's not my fault she woke up late and wasn't smart enough to plan ahead of time.
>>524 I like a lot of Lovecraft's ideas but he's kind of a shitty writer.
I feel like I just visit this thread to bitch
>>534 I don't mind personally, I think it's interesting seeing how DQN lives. And then it's funny when people get upset about people making blog-style posts as well. So I don't mind.
What the hell was the name of that Korean film?
>>535
A bit blog post here and there goes a long way and keeps the community together.
There should be a clear limit to it though.
>>537
MY LIFE MY LIFE MY LIFE
LEARN ABOUT MY FUCKING LIFE, BITCH!
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Futanari robot.
When I was a kid, I had fantasies about being a robot. And now... okay, you see where this is going?
ITT we post ITT
I do love my current partner but I think in the future if we break up and I have to date again I'm only going to date other bi people.
>>544
Are you a man or a woman? What about your partner?
Do you want to do that to have threesomes? Or so that you both can cheat on each other with people of gender opposite to your partner's?
My lower back hurts.
Do doot doot do doot.
I want a mobile phone with built-in washing machine and refrigerator.
That wouldn't be very mobile, >>551
You could get some duct tape and attach a bar mini-fridge to one of those tiny student type washing machines, and duct-tape an old cell phone to the side. You might have difficulty fitting it in a pocket, though. Unless you wore cargo pants.
If I was a hatter I could make the best hat for myself.
Female castration
I don't think I've ever met someone who self-identified as a "milliner", no.
Dokyun is smoking a fat cigar at the moment.
Mittens ( ˃ ヮ˂) wrote almost everything on /dqn/.
Pilsner beer
>>564 Yes. It almost fit, but there's bu-n all over my hair now.
Usually I'm afraid of practicing drawing because it's the one thing I feel completely inept at, but now that I've just dived into I'm really happy at the progress!
The first has breast envy, the second feels up the third, the fourth's swimsuit comes undone, the fifth wears a super-skimpy bikini, the sixth eats a cocksicle, the seventh looks into the camera and blushes, etc.
Ten-assed shit stomping dick shelf.
>>569 the store people are fucking with you. I told you flashing your Superstructure membership card would only bring trouble, man!
Oh my god, I missed the shuttle's landing. All because I was too lazy to close some browser tabs yesterday... Do I even deserve to live after this?
CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES
I wish we could all just claim an an unoccupied island we start our own nation... or something.
I'm going to find you. I'm going to get you. You'll be all mine. Soon...
>>578
I was once the sole inhabitant of a long-deceased nation known as Bunitsland. But I don't think anyone noticed...
I don't understand Tablecat. What is it supposed to be about?
>>584 ahhhh that was it, i couldn't remember the name but it's an island in london or something i googled eel pie
Doesn't it seem strange that our consciousness is rooted in something? I am really starting to disbelieve I am myself
I first became disillusioned about college in my very first class, when my teacher was talking about evolution. One of the students, a grown woman, raised her hand and asked, "Since this is just a theory, why don't you have to teach Creationism, too?" It was then that I realized it was just gonna be high school all over again.
My mother tongue has no word for "consciousness". To this day, I don't know what this word should mean.
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ AAAWWW YEAAH TAKE ME ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE STARS!
>>589 that looks like something i posted but i don't remember posting it, so that's pretty weird
If gods exist, they are made of the same stuff as me and you.
äåö
>>595
Making us and any sentient creature, by proxy, also gods. However in this extreme the word loses its flair, so that one is left to conclude it was only ever used in terms of an entity whose powers extend beyond what could be technologically achieved in any given era.
I saw someone playing CLANNAD on a laptop in the bus today. We talked for a minute before I turned around and continued reading, leaving afterwards without so much as a goodbye. I just didn't care that much.
If ya hear any noise
It's just me and the bois
Hit meh
Ya gotta hit the band
All struggles and the suffering in the world make me a sad panda. I'm so depressed that I don't want to post for a while.
;_;
strange feeling in my lower tummy and that feeling of pressure at the tip of my penis even though I just went for a piss
"Charming Domination" is an awesome song. I still suck at Extra though.
I wonder how hard it would be to build a spiral escalator.
>>606
Just make the other half of the circuit wrap around the bottom of the exposed stairs. Assuming the steps aren't so large and bulky (a sad plight of today's obsolete escalator design), you could contain the details in a reasonably small frame. Of course, hiding the actuators and motor would be tricky, but that's where you'd integrate the column the thing is presumably built around. Imagine a rod with a series of smaller rods stuck to it in that spiral pattern. Each of these rods would be the gear shafts contributing to the stairs' smooth, continuous motion. Then, since within the larger rod you have a set of smaller rods lining up vertically, you would just wrap a belt around each set, connected of course to your motor, which is hopefully inside or below the base of the rod.
Kusaba X is good at what it does, it's just really bloated.
I have two canker sores developing at the same time, and no money to get something to get rid of it.
Lethargy
>>608
No matter how Kusaba improves, I'll always love !WAHa.06x36's creation.
Having masturbated with a cute girl on cam, then stopping abruptly to smoke a cigarette before even coming to orgasm, I feel as though I have just defeated the internet.
>>611 Wakaba and Kareha users are elitist as all hell.
Usually Kusaba users are willing to share their experience.
GRAPE AN APEX
Leaves of three, good T.P.
疲れた...
Alan Turing's tits
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
>>619
is this the best way ever to commit suicide, or what? Your family even gets life insurance!
At least she doesn't come through the TV screen to attack people who watched a video, >>622
(and what happens if you watch the video on a cell phone? does she come to get you the size of a Barbie doll?)
I accidentally let slip the phrase "Can't see shit, Captain" to my dad.
He was actually a Captain in the Air Force.
It has dawned upon me that the catch phrase "EAT SHIT AND DIE" is actually a description of a life philosophy, sorta. Until now I've always thought it as an insult, instructing one as to actually consume feces.
I wish to become a better person.
vc sage
I'm moving to a small town in Japan. I've been told that it's pretty much impossible to be social without traveling for at least half an hour. I'm worried the solitary living situation will awaken my latent hikkikomori tendencies.
>>628
What else could you do? If I lived in a place like that I would love meandering through the area, picking out all its little joys and relishing the humble atmosphere.
If you don't like the same fetishes as I do, you are repressed.
But if you like fetishes I don't, you are a sick fuck.
>>628
So I guess your rail card will pretty much become your lifeline, huh ... just out of curiosity, which prefecture are you moving to? Fukuoka's my favourite, people there tend to be ridiculously warm and friendly.
So you don't accidentally 1MB of thread, which is not safe.
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>>629,631
I'm in Wakayama prefecture. I think I can enjoy the slow life, taking it easy among the fields and mountains, biking aimlessly and looking out over the lonely sea. But I suspect that at some point I will retreat to my room, feeding my lack of social contact with an internet addiction. Oh well, such a life isn't so bad, and I certainly won't be able to call myself a true NEET since I'll be employed and leave the house often.
How is it
Looking for the "favorite words" thread so I can add "dongoloid" but what the hell, I'll just leave this here.
I recently discovered that I have been accepted to a certain university! (After sending a letter of appeal, after getting rejected). It’s not much, given how many years I have spent getting rejected from that particular university (can’t really pay for any others...), but at least I have a shot at getting on with my life now.
This is kind of the closest regularly-used thread we have to "post conflicted/neutral/boring things".
>>638 this is probably my favourite thread on dqn for that reason, i like to hear what other dokyuns do with their life and what they think and stuff.
I like to use it to brag about my sex life. My ex girlfriend has been back with her boyfriend for a few months now but the night before last night we had sex 3 times in my bed, and once on the stairs and once in my flatmate's bed, which is a little weird because my flatmate's like my sister hehe. I spunked a little bit on her bed...
I'd like to say I work and work, but I don't. I work here, read there, maybe do some more work, mostly just read. I like my job.
I'm clearly spending too much time on Facebook recently. I must have caught myself looking for the "Like" link next to 4-ch posts half a dozen times in the past week ...
That Duke's Nuke game is much more disappointing than I expected. Let's just say that I never imagined it to become game of the decade or whatever. Especially after original team from 3d Realms got sacked.
Valve, however, can afford to take as much time with "ep. 3" as they want. They did a right thing setting up a money farm called TF2. Heck, this game can go Free-2-Play any minute now. No matter how many people despise in-game shop, somebody WILL always buy hats and weapons, so Gaben WILL thrive.
One time even I bought a key for a crate...
NOTHING
I don't like traps.
I love traps.
Oh god, I ate so much now my tummy hurts. Why do I do this ?
Perhaps you were very hungry and ate too much too fast, >>648? Why DO you do that?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/ I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little game, isn't it?
>>651
Are you judging me for my determination to play these games all day long?
>>652 don't say i didn't warn you if you should spontaneously and involuntarily make your way to a lower floor.
because i will remind you that i did.
There are too many items now. I can't keep track of them all.
I'm on DQN at work. All my work is done. No one else is here. It's an office job, so it's not like there are any customers that need my assistance.
I'm getting payed by the hour. I should probably punch out.
This is pretty dishonest.
So, LulzSec just made their final release. This event made me think about The Boat That Rocked. Both group and movie have one thing in common, they are about the protest.
I'm going to listen to A Whiter Shade of Pale as a little tribute!
Why is CJ such a judgmental cunt? I usually expect people to be nice and reasonable, and he has this silly superiority complex and likes to bring others down. I'm not even offended, I'm just a bit... confused, I guess.
>>659 Who's CJ? Is it something to do with espeon? That guy's a dick, he made my sister cry. I find him distasteful
All through yesterday's gay pride parade I kept thinking "What a bunch of ugly, noisy attention whores."
>>657
I pay attention to various things.
Anyway, recently I fell down an upward-moving escalator. So, >>653, to a certain extent it kept happening. I'm fine though.
Concerning "Choose your own adventure". It and everything related feels like a forcing attempt. I believe the whole thing is a creation of the sole person. Probably the one who filled up 95% of http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn and finally got bored with it. The whole thing just feels unDQNish. How could you, ( ˃ ヮ˂), allow this to happen?
And yes, I just thought about these things at the same time. Simultaneously.
( ・ω・) The whooooole thing.
I'm wearing panties right now :3
I am sad
>>668 don't be sad. I had a sad day today too, I had to bury my stepdad. But stay positive dokyun life goes on and up and down and all around.
Today I talked to a girl who totally wants my dick. I am not unattractive, in fact I look quite manly, but talking to girls is a more recent hobby of mine, so this is not a very common experience.
>>670
FYI, http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1306605059/13 is only pretending to be a girl.
What the fuck is wrong with people that they confuse "break" with "brake", I know that the average person is a fucking moron, but jesus fucking christ, I don't understand how it's possible to confuse to two fucking words for each other or how it's possible for more than one to do that at one fucking time.
....Fuck...!
I should walk home soon before it rains.
To hell with drug subculture
>I had to bury my stepdad.
My eyes fell upon this sentence, and an image of a clandestine dig in the woods out back came to mind.
It was a woodland burial actually.
Drug subculture and nerd subculture are rather comparable in some aspects.
Science produces drugs, drugs produce overthinking philosophers.
>>681, go back to your jerkass whatever-chan and don't forget to take that noko with you, you punk tiny tot!
Ahhhh I made a song, an ambient soundscape, with the kind of idea that you're in space at the end of the world, watching the destruction of the planet, and I'm really proud of it... but I just listened to it on headphones outside at about 3 in the morning and I saw a shooting star, and I totally got a boner hehe
I'm deeply hurt. At the very last I'm not still. I'm never still.
>>691 Indeed, considering my country of origin it's highly likely that I distill samogon (i.e. moonshine) or even pervach, because I always prefer quality.
I'd like to ask you to refrain from calling me (or anybody else) an idiot. I find it outdated, hyper offensive and out of place. Please, use a contemporary term DQN or dokyun instead.
>>692 dokyun has other connotations than simply meaning "idiot". But "dokyun" certainly applies to you. That's the problem with using a tripcode, you can be marked by regulars - I can't recommend it to amateurs. It's a double-edged sword.
What this really means though, ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA, is that you should just stick to posting anonymously on the Elitist Superstructure.
The kopipe in http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1300492758/285 reminded me of my own adolescence, for I once had a crush on Jasmine as well. I didn't actually develop the crush until I saw her representation in the game Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, which was basically Pokemon-themed Tetris Attack. I would beat the game over and over just to see her picture in the end credits.
Now that HGSS is out though, I've grown old and lost interest in gaming years ago. ):
Also, when Jasmine lost a battle in that game, her Steelix would curl up and twitch in a manner I thought looked very much like a vibrator. I imagined some dirty things.
Also, Jasmine is moe
Donkey Kong
Why did I wake up at 6am with an intense feeling of responsibility and anxiousness?
>>696
because you knew you would post 696 in the DQN thread of course
what else could it possibly be? I mean really
I wonder why my ex didn't like Tetsuo: The Iron Man as much as I did.
>>698, women will never understand the sheer joy of a dick-drill.
I want to go to bed
I graduated yesterday in front of Ian Anderson, lead singer of Jethro Tull. And all i could think about on this joyous occasion was that I'd get to see my darling for five minutes after the ceremony.
Nothing is profane anymore.
I miss linux.
Install Linux, problem solved.
I wonder if having sex in parks is as common in Japan as it seems in manga?
So if there's nothing stopping you, you're home free, but then once you get moving you're homeward bound? How does that work out?
I'm trying to study so that DQN won't call me dumb or moron; but when I see anything resembling a mathematical symbol I begin to PANIC.
I'm all trembling right now ‼
hint: stop being an individualist then we can talk
>>707
Start with basic algebra. Your mathematical block is an insecurity, not a sign of stupidity, so you'll breeze through it at first. Then apply yourself when the going gets tough and soon all the Greek won't seem so strange and impenetrable.
Fact: People generally "hate math" because they were too lazy to learn in high school.
>>709 My brother is tutoring high school kids (SAT, stuff like that) and he's currently got an 11th grader who can't do basic arithmetic even though she has no trouble remembering important numbers and stuff like that.
It really smells like a case of not plugging in the requisite hours during elementary school. Now she needs a tutor or she ain't gonna graduate or go to a good college. THIS IS WHY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY </oldfashionedattitude>
>>712, there is a part of me that wants to suggest that she should enjoy her future of waiting tables at Waffle House.
But it's possible, given the sad state of education today, that she is perfectly intelligent and was just never taught. Lots of American schools seem much more interested in teaching "self-esteem" and (insert politically powerful ethnic group here) History Month than in giving people the basic literacy and numeracy skills to get a job and support themselves--which is what the taxpayers are paying them for in the first place.
But I suppose that's not very DQN, is it? Maybe it would be better to say "all these systems of thought are just abstract symbol manipulation, from arithmetic to differential calculus. they were created by human beings, not handed down from the sky by the gods, and what one human creates another human can understand. You just have to be willing to put in the hard work. For most people it doesn't come easy, but almost anyone can do it if they try. GO GO DQN GO!"
>>713 in fact, this is one of the richest counties in the USA with one of the "best" public school systems and this is a typical result for non-immigrants. But hey, my bro will fix her up for $20/hr no sweat. Good luck getting that second chance if your parents aren't putting up that kind of dough, though.
if someone wrote a version of Tractatus Logico-philosophicus that common retards could understand, there would be no problems in the world.
>>715
I don't know how "The world is all that is the case" could possibly be any easier to comprehend.
>>718
It looks a bit like "fox news suk". However, any plural British stuff has this problem.
I'm bad at Google+ Hangouts QQ
Hello Jay
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>>721
$100 / month or more, any lower is unacceptable
I gotta go where the Bozos go, kid.
the state must let me die
IT'S ALRIGHT, WE CAN BE STUPID ALL NIGHT!
A tablet a day, and I was limitless.
Math became useful.
I read an entire book.
I learned second language with 4 years of dedicated practice.
I became the perfect version of myself.
going for an uberwalk
There should be a radio station with call letters "KTHX" in the western US.
They could have a slogan, "plz listen to us, KTHX"
And when the DJ's time is up, he'd always have to say "KTHX bai!"
...ten seconds with Google tells me that there IS a radio station KTHX in Reno, Nevada.
captcha: yunube YOU N00B!
If time travel is possible, we're all fucked
by ourselves?
I want to write a board like this.
I need to write and test this algorithm. Nothing bad will happen if it fails, but I'm still reluctant to try and see what will happen.
MAN
There's a naked girl in my bed and I'm posting on DQN. I couldn't hold a boner because I took too many eccies, but i still blew her mind
>>740
Well, your mom's not asleep YET, is she? There's still time to have some fun!
>>734
You spent over an hour in there. It may have seemed like it was only ten seconds, but time works differently on the internet.
What is that music video where Mittens( ˃ ヮ˂) appears for a few seconds as a girl with messy hair?
I'm posting because and only because my captcha is "love"
(how many dollars worth of food do i eat every day?)
I am >>1 in the rei's diner thread part 6 and I thought I spelt "libary" wrong for a reason, so I googled it just now and there wasn't a reason, but I found Abortion Hammer on a forum who copy and pasted it, spelling mistake and all. I can feel it, I can feel the cosmos!
What shall I program today?
eval apply: the simplicity of Lisp is beautiful
I awoke from a dream where ignoring a certain problem actually made it go away. I want to try it but I'm worried about the consequences.
>>749
If it's a problem only because of your insecurity, then it'll probably go away. Otherwise I think you ought to deal with it outright.
gayness in my anus
Everything they say about Chinese business ethics is true.
Expect your contracts to be reneged upon once they no longer suit the other party, even when working with big name multinationals. I tried pretty fucking hard to deal with the dishonesty and lies, but all it did was sacrifice my integrity and infect me with their standards.
China will not maintain world power because it lacks the internal economic demand to do so, it cannot raise 700k people from poverty, it is heading for environmental catastrophy which will eat up its capital because of its dishonesty (much like USSR) and confucian values of social harmony, [seeming] accord and preserving face are not compatible for knowlege economies and politcal progress.
Get in within the next 10 years, make your money, fuck desperate farm girls from Hunan for pocket change and then get out. Skyscrapers do not a modern society make.
My butt is literally mad. Fuck this country.
Fuck it right in its sideways vagina.
Lizards!
>>753 are... are you the shanghai guy (for a lack of a better name)?
>>753 that's... sad, actually.
I am old enough and jaded enough and cynical enough that the prospect of boinking desperate Hunan farm girls for pocket change doesn't really do much for me. Like most cynics, I am a a disappointed idealist. Where, oh where, is my exotic AzN waifu, whom I've wanted since I first became interested in girls? ;_;
maybe the idea of having a real relationship with someone I'm actually attracted to is one of those things that's fallen by the wayside, a choice that no longer exists for me, sort of like how for anyone under the age of about 50 in the US, quitting a job you hate isn't a right, it's a luxury, something you save money for years for, something you do only with careful planning.
>>758 actually, I met a guy once whose careful plan was to quit his job every two years (yes, in this economy) for another job with a higher salary. "Worked" his way up to like $200k a year with just Cisco certs. Either a magnificent bastard or a lucky bastard, I guess.
>>759, he sounds ambitious, audacious, and very likely to end up living in his car, if he is not already.
>>755
I am... the shanghai guy, for want of a better name.
But not for much longer. Can't extend these visas any further.
Then I will return to being the law and anal sex guy.
No farm girls. Asians do nothing for me anymore.
It's been 2 years since I first played F/SN. I first visited 4-ch in 2005. I just wish I could bring all the pieces of my life together.
I'm really hungry.
i am the law.
... but only in a small tribal area which the phrase "corner of the earth" was basically coined to describe.
... where they don't own guns but they know what they are.
... i wonder what they're up to now?
>>715
After two years of thought, I've almost understood what it's about. Great book btw, just difficult.
Just look at these awful reviews: ttp://nig.gr/1GG
You know, it's just like saying that my ass is wrong because it's at the bottom instead of the right-hand side of my body!
I'm so doing what >>715 said!
How do I hax mywaste?
That cat keeps walking into the corners of things. At first I thought it was blind and/or retarded, but it seems it's just rubbing itself.
I think I like drugs. I wonder how long it'll take me to become a junkie and alienate all the people I'm somewhat close to. And will it be worth it?
>>768
I used to think like that. But I don't do drugs or hang out with my old friends anymore, and I'm much better for it.
Prove that if unicorns don't exist, then every unicorn is white.
How am I supposed to kill these two Cammona Tong bastards? Everyone on the Dren plantation is heavily armed. I'm just a brittle little thief. I attack one of the two, and suddenly four different people burst in to gangrape me and leave my poor Khajiit corpse to waste on the floor.
I am tracking this tropical storm headed for Texas. On the map it says "DON" and every time I look at it I see DQN.
haru urara yumegokochi na no ni, setsunai no desu. miiiii
mune no oku ketsui o himete hohoemu no desu
Nii-paaaah
>>771 some people use a spell to lock the first door before opening the second, then another to port out once they're done. still, I never heard anyone call that one easy.
The juvenile part of me is amused by the fact that I can get to my Google Analytics page by typing anal in the address bar.
When I walk around in a tight shirt, I sometimes catch sight of myself in a full length mirror.
If no one's around, I imagine my pecs are full of short range missile racks and I advance menacingly on my reflection, firing
wrist autocannons as I go.
Fucking, vodka everywhere. That was both the best and worst anime convention ever.
Did >>777 mean there was both fucking and vodka everywhere? The placement of the comma is a little confusing.
>>776
When I walk around in a shirt, I sometimes stare down at my belly.
I was always the short and thin one, but my sedentary lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits finally took their toll.
This is a problem every time I go shopping, because while I like how many clothes look, I know that they'll look bad on me because of my belly.
And to make things worse, I can't even really do cardio because I suffer from exercise-induced asthma. I guess I could try to use my inhaler to speed up the weight loss, but I'd rather be free to run without suffocating.
Though from what I remember, bodyweight exercises didn't give me asthma attacks, so I can try those. I'm fairly sure that my protruding belly is also the result of having so little muscle on my abs.
I thought DXM would be fun. I'm somewhat badtripping, man.
>>780
I like DXM once I actually begin the trip, but the come-up is hell.
>>777
At the time I wrote that there was only a vulgar emphasis on vodka. Soon thereafter, however, did sexual intercourse come into play, serving indeed to both worsen and yet glorify my perception of said convention. Let's just say, I never knew I could be so successfully unlike a dokyun in real life long enough to carry through various intimate encounters with persons of the elusive female gender.
>>780
You'll be fine. It takes a few days to recover, but once it's out of your system you can start to make sense of everything again.
I had sex with a minor at the weekend. High fives or tuts of disgust? Haha I don't care I'm going to marry her when she turns 16 then we're going to kill ourselves together
I'm off to attend my first university interview. If all goes well, I could end up getting accepted into their Japanese Studies degree programme. Wish me luck, fellow DQNs!
Good luck, mr. >>789!
I hope you will teach us about japanese elusive modern customs!
>>781
I once took 200mg DXM as that's all that was in my parent's cough bottle. Didn't realise it also had 360mg DPH, a deliriant, at that volume.
Then I was on Tamiapedia, researching DPH and going "shit". Then it became increasingly hard to type, and I couldn't see straight. Then the pissing, dry mouth came. Robowalking around the house.
I "remembered" getting married to my girlfriend, had lots of CEVs, dreamed of weird stuff, and had a call from my woman when I had the huge toungue and inability to articulate common to DPH intoxication.
Next morning, I (foolishly) drank a cup of coffee to prepare for a lecture I was giving, and slurred my words on the DPH hangover. The caffeine and DPH raised my heartrate and I had palpitations for 2 hours. I watched Seinfeld, ate a bagel and tried to get over it.
>>787 I'm a pretty experienced troll but that was the truth. She's the girl for me!
>>791
I once drank the purple from my parents cough bottle and I couldn't stop coughing for a WEEK.
I cuddled my friend's dakimakura and found myself quite attracted by the prospect of sleeping with and/or onanising with one.
>onanising
That's way too lewd, DQN! You should limit your relationship with your dakimakura to cuddling.
>>796
I agree, unless you cut a hole in its crotch and stuff your younger sister inside, then it's all good.
may i be a part of this community
One day I cruised the internet and came upon a dakimakura of Ran Yakumo in her animal form! Judging by the pics, it even had a fur-like texture.
It was out of stock already...
>>801
gj, brother. I myself could have gotten with a girl four years younger than me, if I wanted to, but that might have meant going to jail etc.
Last night I tried to pick up a waitress in a hip restaurant who had Euler's constant tattooed down her left arm.
Firstly I said, "I'm admiring your Euler", to which she oddly replied, "Thanks! Not many people get that. But I'm more of a variable myself."
"That's OK; the only constant here, anyway, is our love." She laughed a bit, called me cute. I didn't talk to her again until it was time to pay the bill.
"Hey, wait," I hazarded, "our respective life functions are continually diverging, but I want them to start converging more. If I had your number I could fix the equations!"
She was about to turn away. "Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm already converging with someone else!"
At that point I became frantic, desperate to keep her attention and feeling challenged to push this further. "Then I'll do a Fourier transform and take the constituent waves of your relationship apart, then add mine to yours! I'll use my cosine!! Hey!" But by that time she had escaped, merely looking back to give a flattered smile.
After 2 years of no contact, we've just been talking again for a couple of days and already we've carved each other's names into our thighs
Why did my capri-sun straw have to break in half?!
>>781
Yeah, it's the come-up that freaked me out. I took a dose of about 6.4mg/kg, but managed to "hold onto my mind" and not actually trip because I was anxious.
It's because of the "alert sensation;" it was accompanied by a weird "electrifying" feeling in the throat/chest area, sort of tingling or needle-like, and I was worried that maybe something around there was stiffening/swelling and I'd suffocate (I'm supposed to have asthma, but the only time I've found it harder to breathe was after exercise).
I'm definitely trying it again, but I'd prefer to avoid having drug abuse on a record somewhere.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>791 DPH is some scary shit, man.
Mountains wear down, seas dry up, but Clonepa--being a Platonic ideal--will always be. Grandpas can only exist on this earth, but Clonepa can live forever along with the lack of soul that dwells within. Even 5 billion years from now, when the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun are gone, Clonepa will exist. As long as one Clonepa still lives, it will be eternal proof that Grandpa ever existed.
Konata has a hare lip.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>816 I'm not sure, I'd have to conduct additional tests.
I had to move the half empty bottle of Colt 45. I'm so hungover that just seeing it in the corner of my eye was making me feel sick...
HOLY SHIT SCULLY IS SO HOT WHEN SHE'S VULNERABLE
>>819 Vulnerability is my fetish, real talk. Though I prefer boys, myself.
I imagine DQN would be the kind of place I'd retreat to on 1g of DPH.
The likelihood of me being able to post is low, however. I'd be posting and posting in Rei's café, only to wake the next morning on the beach to find sand in my pockets, seaweed in my shoes
I promised myself that the first time I was significantly intoxicated with any illegal substance, I would play Touhou. Thus far this has not happened once.
>>822 I find Toehoes hard even on easymodo while completely sober, I can't imagine how bad I'd be if I played them intoxicated.
My body lay dead before me
stretched out and plain for everyone to see
As sad as it seemed
When I was stabbed in my spleen
I couldn't believe that my crotch was stained with pee
My landlord is being an arse
This lease was just a huge farce
The room is so small
Can't fit more than three people in it at all
And yet he wants it to be more sparse
>>823 I've played it enough that I could probably do some stages on muscle memory alone. Still, I think the music and visuals would be god damn amazing.
I'm going to quit porn until C80 starts.
>>823
You'll beat it easily. I heard that ZUN drinks a lot, so should anyone who want to be good at Toho Project.
>>824,825
I'm so glad to discover somebody who appreciates limericks!
>>827
I quit porn every day! You know, your last porn should be really good, so you should look out for it. Don't just quit it like people quit smoking. You should make sure that you had the best experience.
I wish I could speak English
>>805 Fourier transformations for l^p spaces or C[0, 1]? Girls don't like l^p...
>>835, you just reminded about something that happened to me a couple of years ago. A good friend of mine said, "Ha! 'Fourier transforms'? More like furrier transforms!" (by this he meant "transfur"). I stood frozen for a moment and replied, "Dude, you just killed the math for me."
I was never be able to cope with this. Any mention of mathematics makes me twitch. My whole life was ruined by one silly pun.
She wore my shirt yesterday. I've been smelling and cuddling it all night.
I hate Illinois nazis
Great job, >>837. Now I'm thinking about how I'll never go out at night with a guy who would give me his hoodie so that I wouldn't be cold, and then let me keep the hoodie for a week or so so that I could cuddle it and smell it every night ;~;
So, I was just reading some lists of PC specs, and my brain kept reading "wifi" as "waifu." "this computer will come with a waifu? really? I wonder who it will be." (;;o_o)
Oh, I'm so happy! And I'm not even intoxicated!
>>839, lets go drive some off a bridge! That'll show them to be hateful beings with low opinions of certain parts of humanity and a preference for totalitarianism in the Midwestern United States!
>>846, they might try to seek revenge though, going so far as to spy on the police with their radios in order to try and find us.
Like potential danger ever meant anything to a DQN though...
>>847, when you're on a mission from God, you aren't truly in danger even if you have to drive through a mall or drop a Ford Pinto from a mile up in order to reunite your band to fulfill it.
Once I met St. Ignacio of Loyola at a railway station. Or at least someone who looked like him.
Why do socks always irritate me. I feel the need to change them every 2 hours at least.
I filled your socks with itching powder, >>850. But that was years ago. Haven't you washed them yet?
>>850
Try buying better socks? I bought some thigh-highs from sockdreams (even though I am a boy) and they're very comfy.
>>851>>852 They keep feeling dirty or damp after only hours of wearing them. Probably because people wear their shoes around my house and the floors are filthy at times. But even when they're not dirty (i.e I haven't left my room) I still get this massive urge to change them, they start to feel old...
i wonder how many dokyuns wear thigh high girl socks... the ones i'm wearing just now are neon green with pink stars
>>854
I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects except that she is oblivious to this board's existence. Thigh-high socks of all design are on her daily dress-code.
>I know someone whom is a dokyun in all respects
She sounds hot if it wasn't for this bit. Actually I just like big socks.
>>853
Maybe you should look into stuff that would make your feet sweat less?
>>854
I only have two pairs (they're both striped), gray&yellow (charcoal&dijon) and blue&yellow (blueberry&wheat) and one pair I really wanted (striped watermelon) was out of stock when I was ordering them.
I don't think I'll wear non-striped thigh-highs.
>>853, you should wash your floors every week, place a mat near the door with slippers and ask people to change their shoes. If somebody asks tell them that in India people take off their shoes even in stores.
Anyway, this thread made me crave for colorful striped thigh-highs for myself. Something colored in pink, green and black.
>>857 my feet don't sweat. >>858 There is a mat at the door, both inside and outside. The floors are washed every week, but still people just stroll in and out all over the house wearing shoes covered in mud, dirt etc. I have asked them and suggested it many times but in the end Im not in charge of the house and its quite common practice to wear shoes inside here so eh.
I want thigh highs now.
>I just like big socks
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Oh, now I want some sexy thigh-high socks as well. But I wouldn't wear striped ones like a common whore; I would be wearing socks as pure white as my untainted virginity.
Who am I kidding, I just want to dress up as a french maid...
i have 7 pairs: rainbow ones, neon camouflage ones (mainly yellow), black and neon pringle-pattern ones that >>858 might like, neon orange pringle ones, neon stripy ones, neon tartan ones and the aforementioned lime green with pinks stars ones
My dad thinks i'm gay. But it's interesting that thigh high socks seem to be common ground for most of us here±
>>861
I think that colourful striped socks can be a symbol of innocence, too.
>>862
You seem to have a lot of neon socks.
My parents know I'm gay, I just hope they don't think I want to crossdress.
For the record, I wanted to order http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/over-the-knee/dreamy-knees in Watermelon. Aren't they just glorious?
http://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/extraordinary-harvest-rainbow-thigh-highs look pretty nice too. I should think about buying a skirt or two to go with the thigh-high socks I have.
There needs to be a real otaku workout video.
Like anime girls showing people how to bench, do deadlifts, barbell squats, etc.
I should have known one single mention of socks would turn this thread upside-down.
My mum would be quite upset if you turn me gay here!
Personally, I love lilac: ttp://www.sockdreams.com/products/socks/thigh-highs/long-cuffable-scrunchable-socks They're so cute that I'd cuddle with them at nights. May I order those fine legs as well? Probably they won't look as good apart from each other.
>>862
I'd like to like them, could you link to something more visual?
So today I found the facebook profile of my childhood crush/unrequited (as far as I know) love.
I'm not sure how to feel about it. Frankly, since it didn't seem like he had much of an online presence, I expected/hoped he would be as socially inept as me, but he has more friends than me and interacts with his friends/posts on his wall regularly. He also visits (what I believe to be) a 4chan derivative site, and might or might not use the "xD" emoticon.
I still don't know if he's gay; I don't think he has a girlfriend right now and he didn't specify "interested in" on his profile, and he uses ":3" and ";3" occasionally, but that doesn't mean much. I think that I feel somewhat intimidated by him now, since he didn't grow up to be a sad person like me.
The more I think about how I felt about him the sadder I get, and the entire situation is hopeless as I live in a different country now and don't plan on going back anytime soon. We live in different worlds and there's nothing I'm going to do about it, I'm not even sure if I could.
I'm reliving the unrequited love right now. I'll listen to some sad music and cry.
I hope you don't mind me ranting, I just don't have any friends I trust enough/expect to care about this.
I ain't got nobody, and nobody cares for me.
Another day, another wild goose chase.
>>866 Just for you I stood on my chair to webcam photo. I had a nicer setup with my mirror, it was a really nice composition, but my camera is out of batteries... They're not stripy but maybe you like the colours :3
http://postimage.org/image/1aem7gubo/
>>867 Rant away, that's why this is my favourite thread. There is a always sunshine just around the bend, hang in there >>867-san, I am rooting for you <3
>>870 (they were ripped by an ex-girlfriend in a fit of passion, which looking back totally wasn't worth ending up with ripped socks)
Thank you, >>870. The colours are nice indeed. But I'm "into" stripes.
I don't know why; maybe for the same subconscious reason that Japanese like striped panties.
You shouldn't let anyone tear your socks. It's better have an "ex" and intact socks than this.
The new toothpaste tastes like hamburger.
I am not sure how I feel about this.
I once got described as "too good to be true" and they weren't wrong
God damn, my legs are so hairy. I remember I once saw an ant get lost in my leg hair.
i tested that thing about how your taste and smell are closely linked, i had a cigarette in one hand and the other hand was slotted snugly between my bum cheeks, and i inhaled the fag and smelt my hand and i couldn't really pick up anything distinct. Haha, de-stinked.
4-ch is so slow. I wish we could be more active. But then again, I wish a lot of things. I wish I wouldn't wish so much and just do stuff.
I wish leveling zones were still active in wow.
>You shouldn't let anyone tear your socks
"Don't let anybody else grind your pepper, chop your garlic or squeeze your lemons."
There is a lack of turtles in my life.
>>879 what is that from? I've heard it before but google comes up with just a few obscure recipe sites
Hello DQN, I like to post in this thread when I cross lines in my life. Today I licked a used tampon from like february or march. http://oi56.tinypic.com/6dwhzq.jpg
>>881 I've never seen it before; after about two seconds of Google, it seems to be a personal saying of a fellow going by the alias "Terrible Tom" who has a food blog and posts on some gun enthusiast forums, and on his blog he claims it came from his brother, who is a chef.
Why am I taking college precalc when I haven't taken a math class in over 6 years oh god what am I doing I am not good at college.
Also what is my sister thinking? Why would she go to Orlando for 2 weeks without telling anyone? I know she's going down there to go see some online person she's been talking to but I seriously don't want her to get hurt. I know we both live the dream life of being shut-ins and not doing anything but MMOs all day but I don't think that this is the right thing for her to be doing, she should focus on her future more. I know I am no shining example living at home and being 25 with no education or future in my current job but please don't be like me little sister, you could do a ton better than you're doing now.
Also, thanks 4-ch for being open and thanks OP for this thread as I've ranted in it multiple times now.
I want to write a rant as well, but I have nothing to rant about. I guess I should be happy about that.
>>888 it is my strong belief that no one has the right to judge anyone else's life choices. It is important of course that you care about your wee sister but you should support her in her life choices.
Just putting it out there, how would you feel if she was meeting another dokyun?
>>892
I'd like to rant about how I'm nearly in love with the aforementioned sock-loving dokyun girl whom is off-limits due to being engaged with some douche who has become extremely possessive.
>>867
This post reminded me of my own middle school crush. After reading it, I looked up her name on Facebook. Sure enough, there she was, just as cute as she was back then. In her profile picture some guy is lovingly putting his chin on her neck from behind. She is smiling and turning her head back as if she's about to kiss him. Suddenly, a boatload of buried memories came rushing back.
When I was in middle school, I was a shy and awkward child, as were many of us. I developed a deep crush on a cute girl and eagerly looked forward to French class, when we had a chance of being partnered together. I was too shy to talk to her outside of class, but interacted with her as much as possible when doing practice activities.
I had learned from the neighborhood housing chart that she lived down the street. I would often go for walks by her house in the hopes of running into her as she walked around with her best friend. On the rare occasion I walked past them, I barely had the courage to say hello. I felt like a stalker as I casually strolled by, glancing into her windows, though I never saw anything in them. To make sure nobody caught on, I walked down 2 dummy streets in the neighborhood for every time I went down her street. I was a silly, desperate child, and as a result my relationship with her went nowhere except in my head.
In my spare time, I used a box cutter to carve characters or pictures into 10-cent erasers. I whimsically offered to sell them for 11 cents as a sort of surrealist activity, since I knew nobody would buy them. But one day, my crush actually came up to me and asked me what I was doing. I nervously told her about my eraser-carving hobby, stumbling over the words. She said she had heard I sold custom designs and asked if I would carve one for her. I tried to hide my excitement as I answered yes, and that there would be no charge for a 'sample'.
I was nervous as I carved her name and did a very messy job. I dit it over 4 or 5 times and was not satisfied with any of the results. The next class, I gave one to her shyly, to a somewhat apathetic response. I felt really embarrassed to be giving her such a shitty present and wished I had had the courage to say something else. But we were both shy and neither of us was willing to admit that the eraser was not the real issue. She simply thanked me and escaped back to her friends.
At the same time, I had a best friend with whom I would hang out at the park, play video games, talk about sex or search for boobs on the internet. We were in a sunset stage of our friendship -- we were starting to hang out a little less often, and he was growing distant for reasons unknown. One day, I was walking around the neighborhood and noticed my crush and her friend turning the corner in the distance. I leisurely headed in that direction, following at a distance to not seem suspicious. When I turned the corner, they were nowhere to be found. Where had they gone?
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My friend's house was right there, so I rang the doorbell but nobody answered. As was often our custom, I went around the back. The porch was open, indicating that my friend was home. I went in and knocked on his closed bedroom door. I heard some muffled noises from the bedroom, some feminine voices. Eventually he came out with a very strange look on his face.
"Hey, I just wanted to see if you wanted to go to the park-" I began.
"Leeeeave," he said slowly in a tone of voice I had never heard before. I couldn't tell if he was being ironic or serious, since he was rarely serious. "Nowwww."
"...What?"
"Leeeave," he repeated in the same drawl. "Now."
"What is going on? What are you-"
"Leave," he said with a meaningful look on his face, so I let myself out the front door and went to the park thoughtfully.
I went to his house later that evening. He had the look of a changed man. His eyes were wide and he spoke dramatically as he explained why he had kicked me out of his house. The two girls, my crush and her friend, had come over, wanting to practice, he said. Wanting to practice how to give a blow job. They blew him. He said it was the most amazing thing he had ever felt.
I didn't believe him. This was a guy who you could not take at face value, and I didn't want to believe my crush was capable of such a thing. I knew that sexual experimentation was popular at this age, but I couldn't believe it. Sensing that he might be fishing for a response, I simply feigned apathy and pretended to believe him without shock. The most I did was express doubts at his claim that it was better than sex (neither of us had even had sex, of course).
We dropped the subject and it never came up again. We spent our days playing video games and going to the park, but slowly drifted apart as our friends changed. I stopped semi-stalking my crush, and never talked to her again. Whether my friend's unlikely story was true or not, and I was leaning toward not (or exaggerated), I somehow felt disillusioned. I often wondered to myself alone at night, was his story really true? Did my crush really give my best friend a blow job? Even through high school, after I had moved far away, I would still sometimes ponder this question.
Years later, in my senior year of high school, I got a clue into what might have really happened that day. I found him on Facebook and learned that he is now openly gay. I realized that it's possible that when we looked at porn together or talked about sex, he was actually getting excited because of me, not the girls. He was a smart guy, and had most likely realized that I had a crush on this girl, even though I tried to keep it secret. It is very possible he told me the story to get a rise out of me, or even as a precursor to blowing each other.
Whatever the truth is, I'll never know why those two girls went to his room that day, or what occurred after I left. I've moved on, and now have a wonderful girlfriend that's just as pretty and far better in personality than my old crush. Yet even after all these years, her facebook profile picture still holds a little bit of that sense of betrayal and unrequited love I once felt.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today I jamp in the air and enjoyed life, and I meant it
>>896
It's possible I posted about it on dqn before, now that I think of it, though I wrote that particular post just now.
Poor >>895-kun. Well, it's great that you have a wonderful girlfriend now...
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) even if it would be cute if you ended up in a relationship with that gay friend of yours.
Man, I always wanted to claim a moderately significant GET. This is my first time! I'm so excited!
>>900 GET!
The face you make when a European calls a boom box a Brixton Briefcase
I have the sudden uncontrollable urge to explain something to someone.
>>217, Chen is a nekomata; a cat youkai. This basically means she's a cat that's lived an unusually long time and has thus developed special powers. Before this she was, of course, a cat. It can therefore be assumed that Chen's father was also just a cat.
I woke up and freaked out because I had 15 minutes to get to work. Then when I was trying to figure out why my alarm didn't go off I realized it was Sunday.
I thought this sort of thing only happened in school!
I've spend all day playing in Fallout: New Vegas and my head is empty. Also, I think I should get a better gun (even though I grinded a lot for my equip).
>>891 that wouldn't make me feel any better but you're right, she's ultimately free to do whatever she wants. I don't think I'm judging her, but I'm just worried for her well being.
Also that pizza I ordered better be damn good as I'm starving.
I was about to post something interesting and creative somewhere... I can't remember what or where. Damn.
Also, I miss my friend.
I miss having friends to miss, but then I'm not not sure if that ever happened to me or if I'm just missing a fantasy.
>>907 I would expect it to be worse if she was with someone like me hehe. I'm a gentleman, of course, but we'd probably get pretty freaky. How old is she?
I made a bunch of photos of my room while I was playing with different settings on my camera. Probably I should delete them. If only I knew people from art communities, those photos would make the hipstiest exhibition of this season.
I just experienced a guided_breast_grab today. Breasts are funny.
This is world.
920 is a pretty nice number.
Pie is best served with lemonade.
Speaking of "hip to be tesseract", I just watched http://youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg That guy moves away from the mic to breathe in!
> Breasts are funny.
Do you mean "strange" funny or "haha" funny? I wouldn't know; I'm not very experienced with breasts or the grabbing thereof.
(´・ω・)つ(・(・ Kneading tits
/)^ɛ^(\ eee! So cute!
How do you wash blood out of a mattress?
>>926
By burning the mattress in a field and ditching the body very far away.
The thigh high socks I ordered some time around >>850-872 just arrived! Exciting!
>>928
How do they look like? I ended up overthinking the whole matter of buying socks that are unusual for a stereotypical "proper male".
>>929, I couldn't agree more. I think >>844 sums it up pretty well.
>>930, I'll overlook your atrocious grammar ("How do they look like?" indeed...). Well I'm also >>861 so, as I said, they're a nice pure white. I'm not planning on dressing up as a French maid any time soon, however.
On another note, I'm also >>875. I sincerely hope this won't affect the comfort of my sock wearing escapades.
>>931
atrocious grammar? whut?
I'm sure socks can look how, just as they can look like a what.
racist.
>>932
It should be either "What do they look like?" or "How do they look?", not "How do they look like?".
Misogynist.
I'm abrasist. If something I says could not possibly offend any reasonable person, I'll add something to it to FUCKSHITCOCKSUCK YOU SCAT HOUND
Son of a bitch turtle.
>>933,932
Hey, no more pedantry. In this town we make our own rules!
>>935
They are such lovely creatures. Please think about prettier things than sons of bitches, like turtles. I know I am.
>>937
Do you know how scary turtles can be? Did you see that gif of a turtle ripping a mouse or rat in half?
>>938
It's cute, isn't it? Such a powerful animal displaying strong hunting skills is to be commended.
I finally seduced her. Yay.
Tea tastes good
Mathematics is happiness. I continually rediscover this in the most terrifying epochs of emotional disparity, scathed and scattered by arbitrary relations in which I sought the same strict comfort available only through rigorously clear contemplation. Compared to a single definition or aesthetically pleasing theorem, what is there to truly love in the upsetting derailment of even a single interpersonal personal moment? Why should I have ever thought to implicate myself within the core of humanity's constant turbulence when, really, I require harmony with all that has existed before, and all that shall come hereafter?
At heart, I am inexplicably human. But they, in general, are not my wonted lot. Love and lust are fun, fulfilling -- but only for a time. Who was I to believe another might, through contrived conversation, indignantly intricate interconnections, actually approach a modicum of understand of that eternal, unrelenting being that I know myself to be?
Fuck you all. I'm a mathematician.
>>942
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-bJmrVXM1k&t=3m05s
mathematics mathematics mathematics strikes back
>>943
My interests lie in everything from abstract algebra to differential toplogy.
i'm an artist, but i also love mathematics religiously
I have dyscalculia and I can hardly even add two small numbers together without the help of a calculator. I failed maths in school and fuck you maths I hate you so damn much!!
>>947 but can you still understand abstract concepts? How about geometry for example?
>>948 Im not even sure what that is about. I probably can do a bit of it but over all Im hopeless at all areas of maths.
I hate swedish people.
I just shaved my head.
Oh moth, why are you on my wrist?
>>952
I find it alarming that set theory, if not logic itself, isn't taught before algebra.
I forgot what I was going to wait until night to post.
I'm pretty sleepy
I spent too much time studying Japanese and now it's late
Im hungover. I should spend more time studying Japanese rather than drinking.
IT'S SO FUCKING COLD IN THIS FUCKING ROOM AND I THINK I MIGHT BE ILL.
Thank god I have a little marijuana.
I'm passed out. I should have spent more time studying Japanese rather than DQNing drunk.
My life sucks. What people expect from young adults and what they usually do both suck as well. Everything is bland and uninteresting even without antidepressants.
I need to sleep because I need to be awake early tomorrow but I'm not tired. I dislike this.
MY LIFE SUCKS. I NEED MORE SLEEP. IF ONLY I COULD STOP BEING DRUNK AND STOP POSTING ON THIS WEBSITE MY LIFE WOULD BE MORE FULFILLING. I'M COLD, TOO.
I just arrived here today, and I'm wondering why is this place so slow!
#3 here. Whats my real number again?
Wait, I thought I was number 3.
In other news, I moved recently. In my old town I had sort of that introverted nerd aura, but in this new place I've sort of re-invented my image. Suddenly I'm attracting people left and right, both guys and girls. It's a new and exciting experience but I'm also quite sad to realize just how much appearances really do matter.
I wish I had robot legs
I wish I had robot legs
I wish I knew how to fix a double post as well; my apologies.
Why should I be Mr Pink? I want to be Mr Black.
I am a Mr. Number 4.
>>694 is a newcummer to our little circlejerk.
Fuck it. I'm ordering a titanium spork. I have a good feeling that it will make my problems disappear!
Third time on DXM. I have to say, I managed not to become a druggie, despite having nothing to do all day long. Keeping myself in check should be even easier once I get a job or get into education and will have a daily routine.
But oh boy, I didn't expect that I would need to exercise any willpower to get off codeine. It would be so nice to simply binge one day longer, considering that there are little to no side-effects, but I know that I must stay sober so that I can maintain my current "lifestyle" and experiment with drugs at a later time.
I have just finished reading the essay linked to in >>952. That was absolutely magnificent and thank you for linking me to it. In the spirit of reciprocation, here's an interesting (if slightly biased) essay on nuclear power.
http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig9/hogan3.1.1.html
This music would be perfect for brainwashing people.
"spoken_pizza" tag.
I love it when a rat somehow manages to get its ass-end caught in a trap instead of snapping its neck right and proper.
Rats have huge testicles. I dissected one in a class once. His balls were literally bigger than his heart. And my lab partners were girls who seemed a little too enthusiastic when I was cutting the scrotum open.
I've never drank alone. Well, let's see how this vodka goes down.
Dear diary. Today was really shitty, and I bet tomorrow will be even shittier. Right Hamtaro?
"Hamtaro" reminds me of that weird Polish grindcore band Execution, who did a song by that title.
I hate teaching. I'm not meant for this job. I'm no good at lesson planning or controlling classes or acting happy and animated in front of kids.
These are some of the thoughts going through my head this weekend, but it will probably turn out fine. The first part is always rough.
All the ducks are swi-... What was I thinking when I bought two books on advanced electronics!
... >>987 should plan his lessons with DQN!
The very first job I ever had, I recall my boss had this sign in his office that read "If you want work done, find a busy man -- the other kind has no time."
I think I know what that sign means now: lazy people aren't bothered by an endless stream of jackasses that demand constant attention. A lot of people I that I used to think were lazy are in fact just acting as such to save themselves a lot of trouble. That's genius. Why the didn't I think of that in the first place??
tl;dr: Out of time to sum this up, so best guess is FUCK SIGNS.
That was some adequate water.
I'm hungry but I'm far too lazy to get something to eat.
I thought about posting 8 posts to get to 1000GET but I'm too lazy
penises
Ricky Gervais is a bit of a twat but this podcast on the arts is pretty good.
Is it okay to look at porn on BT Openreach Hotspots?
Cyberpunk ain't dead
I feel impure. I really hate being what I am.
999GET
