[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 20:49

i had a bad day

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 23:00

Cause you had a bad day.
You're taking one down.
You sing a sad song just to turn it around.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 01:46

>>644-san read my mind after I saw >>643-san and I feel really weird about it.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 12:25

I will never feel truly at home anywhere.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 18:17

Buy some cheap land in Northern Maine and build your own home.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 18:39

Sometimes the best thing is to realize that he'll never come back and you should just move on.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 18:56

Are you taking about Sigourney Weaver?

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 19:57

Haemorrhoid rage

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 02:41

>>644 I had to listen to this garbage in the car with my dumbass cousin driving and singing along with it and now you're making me hear it again in my head.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 03:48

Sounds like you had a bad day and you're taking one down. Sing a sad song to turn it around.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 14:30

Mermaid bones.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 15:38

That is sad, but she could've played the finest Pink songs and then you would've had a shit day.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 18:11


656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 23:55

Memories of Septembers past.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 00:25

Sometimes I post things in this thread that aren't my current thoughts.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 02:11

immma get that bitch nerd that wouldn't debate me on /iaa/.
imma debate the shit outta him.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 05:41

IPFS over i2p is the future.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 07:18

I'm eating a bag of tasteless wheat bread while doing differential equations homework and I have this feeling inside of me, but I can't tell if it's sadness, excitement, or hunger for more tasteless wheat bread that I hate.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 09:39

I have this idea where we make a bbs with an effort system.

effort system
The effort system allows you to exert effort into the post (not by making an elaborate post, but by clicking a lot), and when you exert effort, your mood and intentions are read and it produces an emblem which is associated with that current post. Posts that are similar to each other have similar emblems (these are called sets).

collecting emblems
Users can also collect these emblems. To collect an emblem, you must show your understanding of the post and the poster. You don't need to empathize with him, but you need to understand how he felt while posting and vaguely understand his general attitude towards life. Collecting emblems ranks you up and gets you more control of the website's assets.

value of the emblem
Collecting sets is worth more than collecting individual emblems. This is the only thing that is established about the worth of an emblem. The value of an emblem is subjective unless it is part of a set. Because a real value can't be determined, we can't rank people based off of what emblems they have (unless it is in a set). More often than not, it is the person who has collected the most sets that has the most control of the websites assets. Still, each emblem will be given an associated value. The associated value is like how as humans, we associate a face to things like mountains or cars. Although the objects do not have faces, we can still associate a face with them. And although the emblems have no determinable real value, we can still associate value with them.

virtual pot
To associate value to the emblems, every emblem is mixed up in a 3d virtual pot that can be viewed live once a day for twenty minutes. When the pot is done being stirred, a cute anime girl who is the mascot of the website will remove the lid and begin ranking people based off her findings. If you do not attend the live performance, you're emblems will not be included in the pot. Although they will not contribute in determining the value of their selves or other emblems, they will still receive a value that will determine your ranking.

final thoughts
Really the most exciting part of this idea is the thought that millions of anonymous people could get together everyday for 20 minutes to watch a cute anime girl open up a stirred pot. If I could remove everything but that I would be happy. But the rest of it is kind of the foundation of the pot event. I also think that there needs to be more coherency between certain aspects of this idea since it isn't really well thought through.

Let me know if you're a programmer, artist, someone who can provide funds, or someone else who wants to contribute to this project. Or if you can't and still want to help, you can share this post with a friend or a colleague or a family member. And you can always give us feedback on our project. A release date has not been determined.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 10:29

shut the frick up dork i'm not gonna read all that shit

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 10:54

yeah I forgot the tl;dr was supposed to just point you to the virtual pot section. No, not that kind of pot, you dirty boy. ;)

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 11:58

>>648 Maybe he wants to come back, but there's other circumstances one's not aware of?

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 12:09

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 12:48

Spooky get

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 13:13

The visual hallucinations have come.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 16:06

That's a pretty catchy tune. We might just do that.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 17:46

I find a bit bothersome when you get to the point that you think loneliness is an essential part of your unique identity. Highly ironic that the simplest course of action to dispell such a myth is to reach out and find that your neighbour is lonely too. But then you would lose an important part of your identity, wouldn't you? So you just don't even try and live purposely separated of the rest, married with the immutable idea that nobody will ever understand you, or that you will be forever incapable to form a significant bond with anyone except, maybe, your internet friends whom in reality you only share a couple of niche interests with... and the crushing loneliness because, let's be honest, we all share that feeling.
What a shitty brain lapse. Just don't be sad, ok?

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 18:35

Death to longposters

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 19:36

If >>669 is too long for you, you might as well go buy your toilet scrubbing equipment now because I can't see you getting any other job.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 19:39

I don't think you grasp the situation. It doesn't matter why he left. All that matters is he's gone now and not coming back. We all need to move on.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 20:29

I'm actually very successful. Thanks you for worrying about me though.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 20:42

A very successful toilet scrubber?

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 21:10

Two days until GochiUsa S2 starts, and then I can happily drown my sorrows in moé forever.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 21:43

Is Yuru Yuri S3 airing already?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 21:52

I acknowledge the physical and mental differences between the sexes and the evolutionary context in which they arose, but I also think in a modern society, while still keeping those differences in mind, people ought to do what they want to do and not be confined to their evolutionary pigeonhole. Depending on who I ask such a view either makes me a cis shitlord literally worse than Hitler or a SJW kike.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 22:15

You acted so reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion. But now everyone knows that you acted reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 01:24

How is it possible to be literally worse than Hitler without having literally killed six million via Führerprinzip?

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 02:25

Visual hallucinations peaking at a severity 2. Imagery quickly fades away when focused on.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 02:26

Gold-ball sized hail.
Hail sized golf-ball.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 02:46

I feel good about myself in a non-descript way.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 03:05

I agree with you. The "internet culture war" is really stupid. I try to stay out of it as much as possible.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 03:38

Scratch that. Peak has not been reached. Hallucinations are now becoming persistent.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 16:16

Get the Gibber high, he gets hipper.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 17:12

Holy fuck Apple just approved an update for my app despite it not scaling at all for the iPad screen. I was so sure it was going to get rejected. Christ, if someone downloads it on iPad, I'll get in some hot shit.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 19:33

I thought six mill was just the Jews he killed, but the gays and gypsies were not included.
Fix it quick before no one notices.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 19:46

Wow, that sounded mean. I meant before anyone notices. I'm sure many people like your app.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 21:10

>>672 I don't, it was a shot in the dark.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 21:12

>>676 Is it?? I thought it was just an hour-long one-off, that's great news if it's true!

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 22:24

Why do I always do everything to excess?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 00:05

I didn't take offense. And seemingly no one has noticed which speaks very very highly of how many people actually use this thing.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 05:49

I carried 12 liters of water for a while today. They were in the form of 24 500ml cheap plastic bottles, all shrinkwrapped together, and as I walked, the only thing I could think of was a thousand giant rats having sex in unison on a really squeaky bed on a really squeaky floor.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 06:08

Shit hat cat

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:45

Synchronized shitting.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 10:33

Last night I painted a picture of a missile being launched from a boat, saying "THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES", and then I just noticed someone posted the video in the youtube thread a couple of days ago. It's really freaky how often things happen in my life then I find it's been posted about within a couple of days here - are we really so alike, or am I posting them then forgetting I posted them?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 11:22

I'd totally marry a woman just so we can cook for one another and get loads of cats and never have sex.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 16:29

I find myself consuming various media, then realize that two or three people on the sites I frequent are discussing the same thing, without any special reason for the overlap. I think we really are quite alike.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 16:39

I wish I could 巻き舌 like all the cool DQNs on TV.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 17:04

I havn't been here for almost a year and I forgot how comfy textboards are. I'm also at work now.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:34

Going to an acidic text board and managing to subdue an inflammatory troll with relatively little effort

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:38

I feel like sometimes a person here will discover or remember a piece of media, then make multiple posts that suggest it without explicitly mentioning it. I feel this way because I've done it myself.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 22:06

>>702 I do that as well

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 16:17

I don't often fall ill, but when I do it's always a throat infection.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 20:17

" your mood and intentions are read " how does this happen? Is it just based on the number of clicks?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 22:55

they're talking about us again

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 23:52

Neural networks will be trained on sample data. With various information about the clicks (such as position, number of clicks, frequency, how long clicks are held down, what objects on the screen are clicked, position and angle relative to last click, time of day) as the input, and mood and intentions as output.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 05:57

What kind of objects are we talking about here? Will there be pictures of things or just the standard objects you see on a website? What if the clicker accidentally clicks a button they didn't mean to?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 12:30

Accidents are statistically insignificant with enough non-accident input, and even if they aren't below the noise floor for NNs the variance will actually help train it better (to mitigate local maxima in mood calculation).

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 14:39

If I were to make something similar, I'd just make dictionaries for each mood, like the word cute is young and casual, whereas the word hitherto is polite and more "mature". Sort of like that website analyzer that claims that DQN is written by a girl.
Effort would be measured by length, mood, how many long words are contained within the post, the number of replies and lenght of said replies.
I don't think the emblem should match the post all the time, and the algorithm getting it wrong sometimes would be part of the fun.
Of course, on my website, the emblems would automatically personalize your anime avatar associated to all your posts.

The name of my website? geaonline.moe

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 17:43

There are many ways to give offense, but the easiest and most effective way is to ignore someone. By doing literally nothing at all, you can send the message to your target that you are better than him and that he is not worth even one second of your time. This works well if your target is trying to greet you or to speak with you, and it works especially well when many other people who you both know are around to witness it.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 18:20

I was trying to lead into a 'trouser drop' joke as a play on words but I think it just came across as a plain old dubstep reference.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 22:55

My life is fucking awesome.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 01:25

Where would the 3d pot come from? Would one of the artists make it? I found this, and it only costs 5$. It looks really cool. If you couldn't afford it, maybe you could get an artist to imitate it for you. Also, I really like >>710's ideas, so maybe you guys should collaborate together.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 05:18

Eating Pop Secret while watching Top Secret

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 17:49

>>715 Playing Golgo 13 Top Secret Episode on the NES.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 18:20

. . . .

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 18:37

Writing my resignation letter in LaTeX

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 20:06

You should write it on latex and then snap your boss's face with it on your way out.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 00:59

Democratic debate tiem

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 01:24

Candidate 1: I think we should tax the people more!
Candidate 2: I agree with you!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 02:27

Getz/Gilberto is kinda shit

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 02:42

Ok maybe not

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 03:10

Ice age must've been pretty cool

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:11

it's certainly nowhere near Astrud. But there are a few good tracks

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:26

I think your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:41

I agree. How wrong I was! We must take it further.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 22:20

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 22:27

I really had no idea minions were so popular on facebook.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 23:43

We are all invited.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 00:29

You didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 00:34

It's too damn easy to walk out of a grocery store with a bag full of candy and then eat it all that night.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 01:12

Why can't people just be quiet and respectful? You know, normal.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 01:38

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 02:21

Nice post, (*゚ー゚).

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 02:50

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 10:23

I impugn your knowledge of human history if you think that is normal for humans.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 12:50

>>728,731,734,736 are all my dupes. That's right: I posted those comments, not four of the five other posters.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 15:58

For those of you who get work done and stay motivated for school work, how do you do it?

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 16:40

Just knuckle down and do it, get it over with. Easy once you make it a habit.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 18:38

Give up.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 19:40

Jerk off more and afterward it's easy to focus.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 20:49

Pocky is my secret weapon. It helps me focus and keeps me from chewing my nails. It also has a form factor allowing for slow consumption so a box can go quite a long way.

When I need to do anything that'll take more than an hour or so, I like to hit up the library and find a quiet cubicle, which helps reduce distractions and force me to just get it done. I'll often find something interesting I haven't heard in the media section and listen to that while I work―particularly symphonies and other things with a large form factor, because it gives me the chance to sit down and listen to something start to finish that I wouldn't otherwise.

In terms of organization, as soon as I get an assignment I put it on my calendar. It's easier for me to understand my workload and remember to do everything if it's laid out that way. When it gets really heavy/stressful, I write down everything I need to do (school-related and otherwise) individually on sticky notes and then put everything in order of execution, then focus on only one thing at a time and refuse to deviate from that order; this helps keep me from feeling overwhelmed.

And yeah, having been on both sides of the "productivity" curve, I still have to remind myself that the time I spend after I finish stuff is better quality time than the time before I finish stuff. Why not maximize it? (The answer is inertia, which is in the end the biggest foe in our fight to be awesome and rich.)

It's totally fine to want to screw around and waste time. I think that's a more or less universal desire. You just have to recognize that just like with booze, you can control it or it can control you. In the words of Tower of Power, you got to keep your monster on a leash. In the moment it's not fun to put off rewatching Twintails until you finish that assignment, but if you zoom out and look at a bigger perspective, it makes more sense.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 21:27

Even in an engineering thermodynamics class the girls can't refrain from talking about make up.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 21:34

The world's finest cunnilinguist could believably be a woman

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 22:10

What the fuck am I doing?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 23:44

Fuck! I'm gonna go do my homework!

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 00:14

Man, I was so good at procastinating at college. I basically mastered the art of doing everything at the last minute. Studying, big programming projects, essays, they were all done right before deadlines.
But kids, don't make a habit out of procastination, or one day you may find yourself in the middle of Hades when you are working.
Also children, if you run an IT company, make sure your programmers are focused on one task only and don't overwhelm them with side projects for fucks sake. Why is this so hard for managers and VPs to understand is beyond me.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 00:15

Whenever I see the acronym PoC for "person of color" I think it stands for "piece of crap"

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 01:24

>>749 same, but for "point of sale"

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 02:49

You're either a genuis, haven't gotten far in your major, or have an easy major. Not sure what's most likely.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 04:09

Me too, just as soon as I finish checking DQN. And maybe saovq. I wonder if anything is happening on 4chan...

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 04:15

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 11:13

If there were a moé anthropomorphism of fluid dynamics, I imagine she'd be a cute girl with long, flowing hair cascading down her shoulders and a lovely stripy dress with swirly frilly bits along the bottom hem. She'd call out to you enticingly, and you'd rush over to her, arms open ready to embrace her, then as soon as you got within range she'd kick you in the nuts as hard as she can.

At first you'd be too shocked and in too much pain to understand what's happening. "But she's such a lovely girl! She couldn't possibly do something like kick me in the nuts." you'd rationalise. She'd smile sweetly at you, and you'd feel momentarily relieved, but then she'd just kick you in the nuts again, and keep kicking you, over and over again, until you either give up and leave her alone or succumb to the Stockholm syndrome and fall in love with her.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 19:27

an in-your-face interface

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:30

Was any better book on programming than SICP ever written/invented/discovered?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:32

TAoCP, you goddamn freshman.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:50

SICP is meme-tier nonsensical bullshit

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 23:30

SICP and K&R are babby's first CS books. One for theory (because who'd use Scheme for anything) and the other for practice. Saging the topmost thread because the 5-0 can kiss my bottom!

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:26

ordered a nice pair of headphones, finally no more dollar store earbuds for me

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:37

Noooo, you should've gotten DT 990‼

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:59

SICP is actually one of the most kind-hearted and cheerful books out there.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 07:33

It really sucks wanting to bang every remotely attractive girl you meet. It slowly eats away at your sense of self-worth as you realize that almost none of them want to bang you.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 12:55

SICP is too hard for freshmen and doesn't offer that much for experienced programmers, you're better off just outright learning a LISP yourself. It was a very complete book, though.
But to be honest, I never really did need a "programming" book. Really, the two books I HAD to buy for my major because they were so useful was Cormen's Intro to Algorithms and the Silberschatz dino book cause I like dinos with PDAs. The rest I photocopied or downloaded.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 14:24

Yes, SICP dives into abstraction even before Chapter 1. I think it was one of the courses where students sat spending much of their effort on making concentrated, understanding faces, but then, years later their brains finally processed the course and they thought, "What a genius lecturer we had!"

Speaking from my personal experience related to "computer science", unrelated to SICP.

Also, who takes that niche between novice programmer and experienced one? How experienced? And how impatient? I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play, yet he greatly recommended reading this book.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 19:19

Early 21st century USA will be known to later generations as The Gelded Age.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 21:08


>I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play
>I had a friend who was good at memorizing code and then retyping it over and over while religiously masturbating and his structs.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 22:26

Don't misquote.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 23:25

I wish my current thought was something other than this.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 01:13

Are you feeling a bit jealous that some people are capable of writing some good, efficient code instead of sticking to some framework or high-level language?

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 01:17

ERROR: dick jammed. Lick off the jam and try again.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 02:28

this eroge starts with a warning read by the main actress "while playing this game, please brighten the room and do not fap too closely to the screen"

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 19:32

>>770 Who gives a flying fuck about runtime efficiency at the age of infinite RAM?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 20:29

Maybe your just sad and confused like me. It's okay. I think we're all a little bit lost. Come here boy. Let me wipe the drool from your dry crusty lips.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 22:24

Brute force! Fuck your horse!

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 00:23

The internet is too loud. Maybe I should turn it off. Or maybe I just need to turn down the volume. Not that I can understand what's going on at such loud volumes.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 01:40

I wonder if I can bait the machine into trying to destroy me and so squander its energy.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:21

I really want to post anything right now.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:31

Echo your yarrow into the text box.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:43

real turtle, mock soup

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 03:56

Yeah, I've noticed this too. I want to turn it down, so that I can understand what's going on. But how do I know that I'd like what I see since I've pretty much comprehended nothing since the beginning due to it being at such loud volumes.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 04:05

Back in elementary school, I used to watch Prince of Tennis on Toonami. I would have finished it if it hadn't been for this asian kid lying to me and saying that the MC dies in the end from a tennis ball to the head. At least that seems like a lie to me now. But now if I thought that were true, I think I might actually want to watch it more.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 07:53

I like cute things.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 08:21

I'd play that.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 13:59

Posting is painful.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 14:02

Fill in the blanks.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 15:39

Quality /prog/rider post.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 15:45

Listening to these cute girls pretending to be rabbits really reminds me of the futility of my existence.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 16:21

I want to thank Wikipedia for cataloguing all that information about The Flintstones. Who would've guessed it was Pamela Anderson who voiced Pebbles on The Flintstones: Little Big League?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 20:28

Zeghamet Benis is a great name

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 21:54

Is there anything phase plane analysis can't do?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 04:45

Nazism 2: Desert Bogaloo.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 18:06

Godsmack is a good band

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 21:35

Fun night with my friends and relatives. the first time in my life, but I talked with my friends and family members. we have to do something about the future. it was great to have the right to be able to give you a lot of homework. I was thinking about it and it is not the same as desu, but I'm glad you are looking at it.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 02:36

Homosex is gay?

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 05:41

What 2 do

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 13:59

Kill me. ¬

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 15:59

Gay is more than just sex.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 19:13

It's also a way to be special if you're a reedy little talentless girly boy.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 19:44

I got a different job and am now in the month of shame, where my boss doesn't talk to me and I sit around not even trying to look busy.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 20:01

Iterative solutions of non-linear algebras

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 21:31

Give him apology juice, touch him with your elbow playfully, wink and tell him to take it easy and if has some good business idea outside his job, you would love to work with him.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 23:56

Holy shit, it's Thursday already?

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 00:46

This is the excuse that we are making. Is it good enough for what you're paying?

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 04:35

the subtle surrealism of watching gachimuchi videos while my meth head neighbors are outside screaming at each other about something

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 04:39


I have meth head neighbors too.

I usually listen to eurobeat to drown them out.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 05:01

You don't have to shout.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 05:18


810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 08:45

Geho Geho

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 09:32

Good grief, man, you invoke memories of niconico videos in me.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 12:19

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 14:44

I never go into all the preiphary sites that went up around *chans through the years. There was boorus and wikis and niconico and pixiv or whatever. I never got into them, I know nothing about them.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 15:58

People who browse reddit coming on DQN scare me.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 16:15

We could do worse.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 19:38

It makes you wonder how important the chans really are. Would the same people have come together without them? Would you and I be taking on something that's not quite a text board?

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 20:18

yo >>815 listen to this, i went on dqn the other day, yup the elitist superstructure, that dqn, but the place was packed then i noticed people were posting links from reddit oh the fools this is D-Q-N for pete's sake this should be a bloody place that sage or be saged mentality that's what's great about this place people that go on reddit should screw off and go back to reddit amirite anyways they posted some links and i was like hey just stick to today's special ha ha ha

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 23:02

I'm so happy to see /img/ has become almost nothing but Touhou.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 00:37

I browse reddit unironically. I've been doing it for the past month or so. The quality goes up and down depending on the subbreddit. Some of them are extremely 4chan-ish, in a "culturally homogeneous to the point of the userbase being virtually indistinguishable". If they appended everything with -fag, it would be literally 4chan running on another platform. Also the people at reddit like to jerk each other a bit more than 4chan, and by a bit I mean a whole fucking lot. Stroking it among each other seems to be like their favorite sport.

But really, it's surprising that the folks at 4chan and at reddit don't recognize each other a whole lot more. From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 05:37

doing psychadelics and molesting satori together with koishi

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 09:56

>>820 But don't you have a name and a score on Reddit? Whether you like it or not that puts a spin on the pure ideas that are posted, and that is a bit distasteful...

823 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8088 10:21

Yeah, that's pretty gross. Even I stopped shoving my tripcode everywhere

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 12:09


>From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.

While I think that's naive, speaking from personal experience, it is still a reminder whites are still a majority in at least the Americas.
Now I'm interested in what the results of an actual demographic survey would be.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 15:21

I don't think it matters at all. I don't think Reddit, or 4chan for that matter, are good places to discuss "ideas" to begin with. When it confirms their biases, the userbase takes everything at face value and do no discriminative effort at all, username and upvotes be damned.
Further, anonymity doesn't fix confirmation bias, it just removes one step from dismissing ideas contrary to your beliefs: if everyone is anonymous, in your mind, everyone is potentially a shill. No need to go check their posting history to pin the adjective on someone.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 15:33

The internet's not a place to be serious
Let's chill, you know, just be mysterious
Copy and paste, that's how I roll
I don't really care if it gets out of control

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 23:39

I don't want to live through winter.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8089 16:01

The 3-penny opera.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8089 16:02

When BPS fixed the posting time he forgot to do the same for if you failed the VC.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 03:32

>>827 Life is a black hole of shit, so I agree with you. I have to drag along though.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 04:36


832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 04:42

It feels like the world should have ended a long, long time ago.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 08:55

>>823 What made you change your mind?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 16:54

London comic-con was yesterday. Lots of boobs.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 17:23

I'd probably try psilocybin or LSD given the chance, but I have no interest in most other illegal drugs.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 23:47

I remember there was this video of this new anime CG process that looked exactly like it's 2D counterpart. I can't remember how long ago I saw this. Maybe a year or two ago. But I thought it was going to revolutionize anime CG and possibly video games. But I haven't seen it since and I'm not even sure how to search for it.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 01:11

I can't pronounce the word "recognize".

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 01:15

Man, I really like Mr. Peanutbutter

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 03:33

I wonder if I can just put this melted jello shot back in the fridge and eat it.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 05:40

yeah probably

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 09:31

I want to fap, but I have a pretty good streak going

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 17:42

I want to eat, but there's too much nonlinearity.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 19:00

I apologize.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 21:42

Now my car is fucked up.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 01:56

As much as I hate beardculture, I cannot resent how funny people with beards look sometimes.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 04:05

Beards have a culture? Are there beardforums where people blog about their beards and review beard accessories? Do they just endlessly repost that picture of the guy with birdcage beard with a working door?

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 04:07

I guess Owen Wilson is actually a pretty common name

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 05:45

This thread is the only thing tying me to this world and not entering the next.

Good thing the thread is long.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 05:56

Let me give you a little more line, DQN. Fly higher.


850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 16:45

Indeed there's a subculture around beards. Why is it so surprising? If you decide to leave your beard for a long time, it pretty much becomes a part of your personality. I've seen people become nigh unrecognizable when they shave off their facial hair, beards are that big of a deal.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 17:29

A person complemented my hat. Today is a good day.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:28

Because when I think of a person with a beard significant enough to warrant any kind of discussion about it, I certainly don't think of somebody who is eager to talk about it with others. I think of somebody who just doesn't want to deal with shaving every day and doesn't really care about other people's opinion of their beard. Perhaps it's a California thing.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:35

I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasantly like being an attractive female.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:36

Also, what >>852 said.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:47

Here's what I would have liked your post to say:

> I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasant being an attractive female.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 21:22

I'm genuinely sorry to disappoint.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 05:17

Do I like cats

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 15:29

Who doesn't like cats

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 19:41

Cat victims.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 19:48

Do you wear a fedora

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 22:14

Who doesn't wear fedoras?

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 22:51

now now, let's not resort to petty hat insults

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 23:34

Excuse me, but the correct pluralization is fedorae, from the Latin.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 01:46

Happy National Cat Day, everynyan!

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 01:58

Blah blah Control Tower hiatus blah blah dwarves blah blah thread here, first update page 6.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 03:50

I'm terribly afraid of google fiber. That just seems like being directly hooked into the botnet. They currently have no actual competition as far as I can see. Competitors will probably be forced to go out of business. Then they'll start enacting their terrible privacy policies since we have no other option. No VPNs, no peer to peer networks. They'll figure out some lame policy about encryption to maximize their data mining. I'd rather my government run my internet. At least then I'd have small vote in the matter.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 12:48

Same here.
IPFS over I2P when?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 16:24

What the fuck is this shit with testing a single fucking button. It's literally one fucking button press. I don't need your fucking approval, I know it fucking works, you stupid moron. You're a blithering buffoon and I'm going to make them fire you for being so fucking useless at your actual job (read: not mindlessly pressing buttons).

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 17:52

Why should society cater almost exclusively to the whims of an out-of-touch imbecilic elite who has inherited fortunes for generations? Why should we perpetuate the lie that magnates have earned said fortune themselves? They can't even wrap their little heads around a flat tire on their luxury cars, let alone understand the nuances of management.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 20:00

Doesn't it just work? Alternatively, doesn't I2p have a Freenet-esque data web?

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 21:36

I was being a complete smartass, and nobody thought to tell me that yeast is a fungus.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 03:50

Whose wife do I gotta fuck to get a job in here? No, seriously, I gots plenty, I'll do your daughters too.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 11:01

I love those Dorf succession stories.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 13:53

I am very excited to play the new Isaac game tonight.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 18:47

Israel rules

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 18:58

Jews are bad news.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 21:10

I neither like nor dislike jewish people.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 23:25

I don't have any negative personal experience with Hebrews, but I'm disturbed when I see images or articles that point out how they hoard power and money, or that they have scary plans to destroy western civilisation.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 04:43

Western civilization? That's where I live!

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 04:50

The Jewish and Islamist people are worse than any Christian or Evangelic people you've meet so far.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 10:45


882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 11:38

I'd like to thank tiled, the tile editor, for forcing me to figure out how my level maps will work.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 12:09

... but only if I have all transitions from all terrain kinds to all other terrain kinds. Otherwise it fills the whole thing with random crap.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 17:54

Depraved banging

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 20:27

At that point my opponent had a mild psychosis and started referring to himself as a rabbit, and talking about discovering the length which his anal orifice extends.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 22:18

Flocks of albatrosses circling around my head.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 22:48

pyon pyon

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 23:26

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 03:47

My eyes hurt

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 07:55


891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 08:36

I threw a sickie. I just told nSAoVQ; don't take it personally, it was just first in tab order. I'm going to spend the day with anime, games and programming.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 12:11

I wanna play some resident evil

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 16:13


894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 17:03

You know what? Fuck this latitude.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 17:29

fuck this longitude too. in fact, fuck this altitude while you're at it!

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 19:24

I kinda feel discontent with my latitude too now...

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 22:24

What the fuck do I do with youtube videos of something sad happening? Do I give them a thumb up because I feel for it or a thumb down because I dislike that it happened?

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 22:53

Personally, I do neither and don't have a youtube account.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 22:56

Little did you guys know, you had an elite amongst you. I'm employed by a multi-million dollar company... ...as a cashier.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 10:43

The intense space autism is the fanservice for male viewers, but girls needed a scene of Reinhart playing with Kircheis's hair and looking him deep in the eyes every now and then.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 13:48

Humans consume a lot of plant seed, but when it comes to animals tasting theirs is suddeenly eww and gross?! Way to have double standards, my species.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 19:21

I almost nuked my 201 tabs at work

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 19:57

D-did someone on my office actually read this? No way, I hope. Holy shit he did get the axe. I'm a bit scared now.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 02:00

You have become... deflated...

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 03:15

There was nothing insulting about the post. It provided no truths that I didn't already know. The poster wasn't being rude. So why do I feel so taken back by it. I think I need to do some more thinking.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 17:57

<adjective> State of <location> and <location2>

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 18:26

Korean State of North Korea and South Korea

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 19:21

Lethargic State of Disinterest and Lackadaisicalness

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 00:18

SAoVQ turned into shit.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 00:37

It's hopefully temporary. The problem with small boards is that when a few bad posters appear, the whole website turns to shit. Unfortunately, I think the word "secret" in SAoVQ attracts some rather elitist trash to it. Of course, the only real cure to this is to lead by example. Post what you think is decent, ignore what you think is trash, and don't try to get in meta-discussions of what should and shouldn't be posted.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 04:33

No, your B-hole. The one that bees come out of.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 08:32

Wish I had a cute boy who rubbed off in my tub and forgot to clean it up. I'd write a post about it.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 15:43

This is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice and be glad in it.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 19:05

>>909-910 You could just go away, you know.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 19:57

I don't know what I am any more.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 21:41

Why the tub though?

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 22:59

Who would want to be a miserable genius? I would choose be a happy fool any day of the week.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 02:01

God just doesn't want me to play rhythm games

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 02:55

The Fool is never as happy as he acts, and he understands more than anyone else.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 03:56

What makes you think a fools not as happy as he acts? Are you a fool, so you know? How do you know you're not just an unhappy fool? Don't you think someone who understands more than anyone else isn't a fool?

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 04:09

Not at all. The Fool is foolish because he knows what the courtesans don't.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 05:44

I've called the National Suicide Hotline or whatever it's called and I both times I phoned I got put on hold for 10+ minutes with bass and piano jazz.

The music was nice, but for fuck's sake I might have killed myself in the meantime. What are you people thinking.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 06:00

Yes, I'm going to leave the website I've been going to for many years because of a few rotten apples. Great idea.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 06:07

4-ch always kicked SAoVQ's ass, anyway.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 08:13

Amen brudda

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 13:42

Everyone likes alpacas.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 15:56

Maybe I overdid it.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 16:18

A classic movie with an unfortunate title.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 16:54

My housemate keeps talking about wanting to platonically cuddle with someone, but when I offered she said "that would be weird." I don't know if this means she doesn't actually think cuddling is platonic, or if she just doesn't like me, or if she likes me and is worried cuddling would feel more-than-platonic.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 18:48

Quiet from Metal Gear blowing a massive loud fart. A fart so loud that it blows her cover.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 19:49

I guess I should revise my statement because apparently this fool is a rather smart person. How about I'd rather be mindless and happy than to be intelligent and miserable.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 20:30


Please respond.
I really want to know.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 21:42

I rather doubt Quiet has a working digestive system. She doesn't fart.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 22:08

I want to platonically cuddle a cute loli.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 23:48

Why am I even memorising these kanji?

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 00:33

I'm kinda done with the whole Japanese thing.

I've seen so much that it all looks the same.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 01:11

Yeah, when I was learning english, I got to the point wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 08:06

Apparently, Uber is simply not as useful when you're fucking wasted and want to go home because the shitty app doesn't seem to quite nail where the fuck you are; I had a driver fucking outright reject me because I couldn't find him in the middle of my ethilic stupor (which is now since lowered to a bearable intoxication, enough to coherently post)
Either make sure you have a designated driver or a friend sober enough to locate the Uber cab on a phone screen.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 16:15

A single sakura petal dancing in the breeze.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 16:17

Who the fuck wants some random drunk-ass moron in their car anyway?

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 18:23

Yeah I was drunk you bitch, that's what happens when you call me out of the blue at 17:30 on a Saturday evening to help you move.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 21:12

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 21:15

Hey guys. What's up?

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 22:33

This slight headache sucks

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 02:01

People who want money.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 21:56

What are good podcasts?

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 22:11

Gamewank was pretty good.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 22:51

Naming your daughter Chastity is just daring her to become a trashy slut.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 07:31

The fuck kind of name is Chastity anyway?

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 14:01

The same kind of name as Prudence, Grace, or Faith. They used to be a lot more common than they are today.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 14:16

I want a daughter just so I can name her something like Persephone or Ambrosine.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 03:46

Didn't do my work again whoops.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 04:40

I want to name my daughter Viola, but I don't want her to play the viola.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 06:20

I have not pooped in 4 months and nothing my doctor is trying works. I'm gonna cry.

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 07:59

My girlfriend left her petroleum jelly in my apartment

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 20:13

Call Roto Rooter.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:10

Fuck it in the ass!

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:26

>>954 Use a fire hydrant to give yourself an enema.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:33

What the fuck is wrong with my country's government?

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 02:14

Jews probably.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 03:17

I'm such an idiot. I saw this thin, red, shiny piece of metal, and I couldn't stop playing with it. I kept folding it up, bending it, and pressing it against my thumb. Then I decided that maybe I should stick it in my eye. Now, I can't see out of my eye and it keeps scratching against my eye every time I move it. Am I'm going to have to go to the doctor and explain this to them.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 16:59

a cheap pun about cordial cherries

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 17:20

That's indecent.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 19:45

Well, after trying reddit for a couple of months, I find myself already tired of that place. Time to try tumblr!

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 22:58

Please go.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 00:01

I have too many biscuits.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 00:31

Says the guy who hasn't tried either. What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 02:06

Until recently, I'd forgotten that I grew up in a neighborhood with gang violence. I wonder if I could have gotten some scholarships with that background.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 05:18

Have you actually tried consuming fecal matter? If not, does the argument you just made convince you that you should?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 05:55

Only if you're not white while having been from there.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 06:40

Good one, loser.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 07:05

Damn. Well I guess I should be happy. I didn't miss out on any scholarships after all.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 07:31

Tiny dick

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 12:37

browsing dqn at school is comfy

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 17:34

If there's some fecal matter around, it's you, boy.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 18:16

Why the hostility? All I'm doing is rhetorically pointing out that the argument
What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?
if taken to its logical conclusion, would be an argument for doing things that are obviously idiotic. Therefore, that argument is a bad argument. In fact, I would claim it is very useful to be able to identify, from a far distance, things that you won't enjoy. This will prevent you from wasting more time in the future.

So you should be considering what, exactly, you ended up not liking about Reddit, and wondering whether you can detect those same qualities early on with other sites. For example, many people dislike the way the moderation system in Reddit leads to a strongly-enforced collective opinion within groups of users. If you are one of these people, consider whether there are any characteristics of Tumblr that would lead to the userbase dividing into groups, and those groups then reinforcing their own opinions.

Or, perhaps, you can identify something that you don't like about 4-ch. The world is full of things to do, and it's not as if you'll ever exhaust the possibilities.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 18:40

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978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 18:50

Is it a current right now thought if it's a reply

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:12

Baby dick

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:13

>>979 get

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:14


> if taken to its logical conclusion

It takes some real density to take rhetorical devices to any sort of logical conclusion, just saying pal.

Let's get serious here though, I got tired of reddit because it's mostly a place to splurt out brief witticisms. Mildly long, well-thought out posts are barely even read on that place, let alone replied to (yet a post of mine that is literally 10 words long sits at like a hundred upboats) so I'm wondering if what's essentially a blogging platfrom is more receptive to long entries.
Also take some cool ideas from there since I want to make my own blog from scratch at some point.
And I just want to hang out with different people that are not you guys, don't get me wrong, most of you are cool and stuff, but there's like 50 different people here, tops.


982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:36

>>981 On Tumblr you choose whose content you see* so if people don't want to read your long thoughts they don't have to follow you. Often I see people criticise it for being full of "dumb feminists" or "special snowflakes" or "SJWs" or whatever, but it's the user's choice to receive content from anyone like that...

*Since it was bought by Yahoo there are much more "recommended blogs" and sponsored posts and shitty adverts which kinda defeats the point I think... I hate David Beckham! I don't care if you're playing soccer around the world for charity! I don't want to see your face! And why would I be interested in following instagram camwhores?

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:39

I'm sleeping with a girl I don't even like that much just because I was so excited that somebody came onto ME for once

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 20:29

All this talk about Tumblr and Reddit made me thought I was on 4chan for a few seconds.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 20:45

A rhetorical question is a way of presenting something which is not a question. In this case, that something was along the lines of ‘It is better to try something before saying it's shit.’. This is a claim, an argument, whatever you want to call it. As an argument, we can question whether it's a good argument.

I find it amusing that you don't see this, but instead reply with what looks like an insult(?), and then go on to say that you are looking for ‘well thought-out posts’.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 20:55

who cares

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 21:04


988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 21:53

Are we really discussing this seriously?. Such an egregious false equivalence should be visible by just about anyone. For what it's worth, I don't think many people would consider calling stuff poopy to be good argumentation. Maybe if you are 5 and on your anal stage. I'm not replying to any of this shit anymore.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 21:55

The very sweetest.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 22:06

Apology accepted

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 22:20

Nice try, gaywad.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 22:48

You still misunderstand my posts, or perhaps you don't know which poster I am. I wrote only about literal shit, and then only because you had used it figuratively above. If you want to discuss something seriously (as you claim), you might as well do so.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 23:32

Yes, upon rereading, it is clear that you definitely misunderstand my posts. I am only concerned with the fact that you are using a silly justification for your actions. You defended your choice of websites to browse with a certain reason. That reason was such a bad reason that I was compelled to point it out to you. The example about eating shit was not a comparison to Reddit - it was actually taken from your rhetorical question about ‘trying shit’ (paraphrased).

Rereading the chain of posts with your misconception about comparisons to Reddit cleared up, you should find your posts rather entertaining.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:07

There's like 3 different people responding to you. I don't think you know what's going on. I'm not >>988 and I'm not the guy who said he browsed reddit or tumblr, but let me clear this up for you. Yes, you don't have to try everything to make sure it is not shit. No, you can't say something is shit until you try it. This is not the same as saying "you can't say something is unhealthy or dangerous until you try it" because that is objective and can be known without experiencing it. Saying something is shit is a subjective thing that you can only know through experience. If the guy wants to find out for himself why tumblr and reddit are shit, props to him.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:34

Sometimes its hard to let go of things.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:35

Sometimes you got to let it all out and be savage.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:38

But sometimes, by chance, you slip past everything, and when you look back, there was nothing there.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 01:22

Nah, it's pretty clear who the one-offs are, who are rightfully irritated by the conversation. It's just that the one guy completely misunderstands what he's even being replied to about.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 01:27

Sunday bacon for the meme generation. End thread.

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