Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
i had a bad day
>>643
Cause you had a bad day.
You're taking one down.
You sing a sad song just to turn it around.
I will never feel truly at home anywhere.
>>646
Buy some cheap land in Northern Maine and build your own home.
>>643
Sometimes the best thing is to realize that he'll never come back and you should just move on.
Haemorrhoid rage
>>644 I had to listen to this garbage in the car with my dumbass cousin driving and singing along with it and now you're making me hear it again in my head.
>>651
Sounds like you had a bad day and you're taking one down. Sing a sad song to turn it around.
Mermaid bones.
>>651
That is sad, but she could've played the finest Pink songs and then you would've had a shit day.
helicoptere
Memories of Septembers past.
Sometimes I post things in this thread that aren't my current thoughts.
immma get that bitch nerd that wouldn't debate me on /iaa/.
imma debate the shit outta him.
IPFS over i2p is the future.
I'm eating a bag of tasteless wheat bread while doing differential equations homework and I have this feeling inside of me, but I can't tell if it's sadness, excitement, or hunger for more tasteless wheat bread that I hate.
shut the frick up dork i'm not gonna read all that shit
>>662
yeah I forgot the tl;dr was supposed to just point you to the virtual pot section. No, not that kind of pot, you dirty boy. ;)
>>648 Maybe he wants to come back, but there's other circumstances one's not aware of?
>>661
Could we incorporate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
Spooky get
The visual hallucinations have come.
I find a bit bothersome when you get to the point that you think loneliness is an essential part of your unique identity. Highly ironic that the simplest course of action to dispell such a myth is to reach out and find that your neighbour is lonely too. But then you would lose an important part of your identity, wouldn't you? So you just don't even try and live purposely separated of the rest, married with the immutable idea that nobody will ever understand you, or that you will be forever incapable to form a significant bond with anyone except, maybe, your internet friends whom in reality you only share a couple of niche interests with... and the crushing loneliness because, let's be honest, we all share that feeling.
What a shitty brain lapse. Just don't be sad, ok?
Death to longposters
>>664
I don't think you grasp the situation. It doesn't matter why he left. All that matters is he's gone now and not coming back. We all need to move on.
>>671
I'm actually very successful. Thanks you for worrying about me though.
Two days until GochiUsa S2 starts, and then I can happily drown my sorrows in moé forever.
Is Yuru Yuri S3 airing already?
I acknowledge the physical and mental differences between the sexes and the evolutionary context in which they arose, but I also think in a modern society, while still keeping those differences in mind, people ought to do what they want to do and not be confined to their evolutionary pigeonhole. Depending on who I ask such a view either makes me a cis shitlord literally worse than Hitler or a SJW kike.
>>677
You acted so reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion. But now everyone knows that you acted reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion.
How is it possible to be literally worse than Hitler without having literally killed six million via Führerprinzip?
>>667
Visual hallucinations peaking at a severity 2. Imagery quickly fades away when focused on.
Gold-ball sized hail.
Hail sized golf-ball.
I feel good about myself in a non-descript way.
>>677
I agree with you. The "internet culture war" is really stupid. I try to stay out of it as much as possible.
>>680
Scratch that. Peak has not been reached. Hallucinations are now becoming persistent.
Holy fuck Apple just approved an update for my app despite it not scaling at all for the iPad screen. I was so sure it was going to get rejected. Christ, if someone downloads it on iPad, I'll get in some hot shit.
>>687
Wow, that sounded mean. I meant before anyone notices. I'm sure many people like your app.
>>676 Is it?? I thought it was just an hour-long one-off, that's great news if it's true!
Why do I always do everything to excess?
>>688
I didn't take offense. And seemingly no one has noticed which speaks very very highly of how many people actually use this thing.
I carried 12 liters of water for a while today. They were in the form of 24 500ml cheap plastic bottles, all shrinkwrapped together, and as I walked, the only thing I could think of was a thousand giant rats having sex in unison on a really squeaky bed on a really squeaky floor.
Shit hat cat
Synchronized shitting.
Last night I painted a picture of a missile being launched from a boat, saying "THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES", and then I just noticed someone posted the video in the youtube thread a couple of days ago. It's really freaky how often things happen in my life then I find it's been posted about within a couple of days here - are we really so alike, or am I posting them then forgetting I posted them?
I'd totally marry a woman just so we can cook for one another and get loads of cats and never have sex.
>>696
I find myself consuming various media, then realize that two or three people on the sites I frequent are discussing the same thing, without any special reason for the overlap. I think we really are quite alike.
I wish I could 巻き舌 like all the cool DQNs on TV.
I havn't been here for almost a year and I forgot how comfy textboards are. I'm also at work now.
Going to an acidic text board and managing to subdue an inflammatory troll with relatively little effort
I don't often fall ill, but when I do it's always a throat infection.
>>661
" your mood and intentions are read " how does this happen? Is it just based on the number of clicks?
they're talking about us again
>>705
Neural networks will be trained on sample data. With various information about the clicks (such as position, number of clicks, frequency, how long clicks are held down, what objects on the screen are clicked, position and angle relative to last click, time of day) as the input, and mood and intentions as output.
>>707
What kind of objects are we talking about here? Will there be pictures of things or just the standard objects you see on a website? What if the clicker accidentally clicks a button they didn't mean to?
>>708
Accidents are statistically insignificant with enough non-accident input, and even if they aren't below the noise floor for NNs the variance will actually help train it better (to mitigate local maxima in mood calculation).
There are many ways to give offense, but the easiest and most effective way is to ignore someone. By doing literally nothing at all, you can send the message to your target that you are better than him and that he is not worth even one second of your time. This works well if your target is trying to greet you or to speak with you, and it works especially well when many other people who you both know are around to witness it.
I was trying to lead into a 'trouser drop' joke as a play on words but I think it just came across as a plain old dubstep reference.
My life is fucking awesome.
Eating Pop Secret while watching Top Secret
Writing my resignation letter in LaTeX
You should write it on latex and then snap your boss's face with it on your way out.
Democratic debate tiem
>>720
Candidate 1: I think we should tax the people more!
Candidate 2: I agree with you!
Getz/Gilberto is kinda shit
Ice age must've been pretty cool
>>722
it's certainly nowhere near Astrud. But there are a few good tracks
>>721
I think your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!
I want to take other's work and say it's mine.
I really had no idea minions were so popular on facebook.
We are all invited.
It's too damn easy to walk out of a grocery store with a bag full of candy and then eat it all that night.
Why can't people just be quiet and respectful? You know, normal.
>>733
I impugn your knowledge of human history if you think that is normal for humans.
>>728,731,734,736 are all my dupes. That's right: I posted those comments, not four of the five other posters.
For those of you who get work done and stay motivated for school work, how do you do it?
Just knuckle down and do it, get it over with. Easy once you make it a habit.
Give up.
Jerk off more and afterward it's easy to focus.
>>739
Pocky is my secret weapon. It helps me focus and keeps me from chewing my nails. It also has a form factor allowing for slow consumption so a box can go quite a long way.
When I need to do anything that'll take more than an hour or so, I like to hit up the library and find a quiet cubicle, which helps reduce distractions and force me to just get it done. I'll often find something interesting I haven't heard in the media section and listen to that while I work―particularly symphonies and other things with a large form factor, because it gives me the chance to sit down and listen to something start to finish that I wouldn't otherwise.
In terms of organization, as soon as I get an assignment I put it on my calendar. It's easier for me to understand my workload and remember to do everything if it's laid out that way. When it gets really heavy/stressful, I write down everything I need to do (school-related and otherwise) individually on sticky notes and then put everything in order of execution, then focus on only one thing at a time and refuse to deviate from that order; this helps keep me from feeling overwhelmed.
And yeah, having been on both sides of the "productivity" curve, I still have to remind myself that the time I spend after I finish stuff is better quality time than the time before I finish stuff. Why not maximize it? (The answer is inertia, which is in the end the biggest foe in our fight to be awesome and rich.)
It's totally fine to want to screw around and waste time. I think that's a more or less universal desire. You just have to recognize that just like with booze, you can control it or it can control you. In the words of Tower of Power, you got to keep your monster on a leash. In the moment it's not fun to put off rewatching Twintails until you finish that assignment, but if you zoom out and look at a bigger perspective, it makes more sense.
Even in an engineering thermodynamics class the girls can't refrain from talking about make up.
The world's finest cunnilinguist could believably be a woman
What the fuck am I doing?
Man, I was so good at procastinating at college. I basically mastered the art of doing everything at the last minute. Studying, big programming projects, essays, they were all done right before deadlines.
But kids, don't make a habit out of procastination, or one day you may find yourself in the middle of Hades when you are working.
Also children, if you run an IT company, make sure your programmers are focused on one task only and don't overwhelm them with side projects for fucks sake. Why is this so hard for managers and VPs to understand is beyond me.
Whenever I see the acronym PoC for "person of color" I think it stands for "piece of crap"
>>748
You're either a genuis, haven't gotten far in your major, or have an easy major. Not sure what's most likely.
>>747
Me too, just as soon as I finish checking DQN. And maybe saovq. I wonder if anything is happening on 4chan...
If there were a moé anthropomorphism of fluid dynamics, I imagine she'd be a cute girl with long, flowing hair cascading down her shoulders and a lovely stripy dress with swirly frilly bits along the bottom hem. She'd call out to you enticingly, and you'd rush over to her, arms open ready to embrace her, then as soon as you got within range she'd kick you in the nuts as hard as she can.
At first you'd be too shocked and in too much pain to understand what's happening. "But she's such a lovely girl! She couldn't possibly do something like kick me in the nuts." you'd rationalise. She'd smile sweetly at you, and you'd feel momentarily relieved, but then she'd just kick you in the nuts again, and keep kicking you, over and over again, until you either give up and leave her alone or succumb to the Stockholm syndrome and fall in love with her.
an in-your-face interface
Was any better book on programming than SICP ever written/invented/discovered?
SICP is meme-tier nonsensical bullshit
SICP and K&R are babby's first CS books. One for theory (because who'd use Scheme for anything) and the other for practice. Saging the topmost thread because the 5-0 can kiss my bottom!
ordered a nice pair of headphones, finally no more dollar store earbuds for me
>>758
SICP is actually one of the most kind-hearted and cheerful books out there.
It really sucks wanting to bang every remotely attractive girl you meet. It slowly eats away at your sense of self-worth as you realize that almost none of them want to bang you.
>>756
SICP is too hard for freshmen and doesn't offer that much for experienced programmers, you're better off just outright learning a LISP yourself. It was a very complete book, though.
But to be honest, I never really did need a "programming" book. Really, the two books I HAD to buy for my major because they were so useful was Cormen's Intro to Algorithms and the Silberschatz dino book cause I like dinos with PDAs. The rest I photocopied or downloaded.
>>764
Yes, SICP dives into abstraction even before Chapter 1. I think it was one of the courses where students sat spending much of their effort on making concentrated, understanding faces, but then, years later their brains finally processed the course and they thought, "What a genius lecturer we had!"
Speaking from my personal experience related to "computer science", unrelated to SICP.
Also, who takes that niche between novice programmer and experienced one? How experienced? And how impatient? I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play, yet he greatly recommended reading this book.
Early 21st century USA will be known to later generations as The Gelded Age.
>I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play
>I had a friend who was good at memorizing code and then retyping it over and over while religiously masturbating and his structs.
I wish my current thought was something other than this.
>>767
Are you feeling a bit jealous that some people are capable of writing some good, efficient code instead of sticking to some framework or high-level language?
ERROR: dick jammed. Lick off the jam and try again.
this eroge starts with a warning read by the main actress "while playing this game, please brighten the room and do not fap too closely to the screen"
>>770 Who gives a flying fuck about runtime efficiency at the age of infinite RAM?
>>773
Maybe your just sad and confused like me. It's okay. I think we're all a little bit lost. Come here boy. Let me wipe the drool from your dry crusty lips.
Brute force! Fuck your horse!
The internet is too loud. Maybe I should turn it off. Or maybe I just need to turn down the volume. Not that I can understand what's going on at such loud volumes.
I wonder if I can bait the machine into trying to destroy me and so squander its energy.
real turtle, mock soup
>>776
Yeah, I've noticed this too. I want to turn it down, so that I can understand what's going on. But how do I know that I'd like what I see since I've pretty much comprehended nothing since the beginning due to it being at such loud volumes.
Back in elementary school, I used to watch Prince of Tennis on Toonami. I would have finished it if it hadn't been for this asian kid lying to me and saying that the MC dies in the end from a tennis ball to the head. At least that seems like a lie to me now. But now if I thought that were true, I think I might actually want to watch it more.
I like cute things.
Fill in the blanks.
Listening to these cute girls pretending to be rabbits really reminds me of the futility of my existence.
I want to thank Wikipedia for cataloguing all that information about The Flintstones. Who would've guessed it was Pamela Anderson who voiced Pebbles on The Flintstones: Little Big League?
Zeghamet Benis is a great name
Is there anything phase plane analysis can't do?
Nazism 2: Desert Bogaloo.
Godsmack is a good band
Fun night with my friends and relatives. the first time in my life, but I talked with my friends and family members. we have to do something about the future. it was great to have the right to be able to give you a lot of homework. I was thinking about it and it is not the same as desu, but I'm glad you are looking at it.
Homosex is gay?
What 2 do
Kill me. ¬
It's also a way to be special if you're a reedy little talentless girly boy.
I got a different job and am now in the month of shame, where my boss doesn't talk to me and I sit around not even trying to look busy.
Iterative solutions of non-linear algebras
>>801
Give him apology juice, touch him with your elbow playfully, wink and tell him to take it easy and if has some good business idea outside his job, you would love to work with him.
Holy shit, it's Thursday already?
This is the excuse that we are making. Is it good enough for what you're paying?
the subtle surrealism of watching gachimuchi videos while my meth head neighbors are outside screaming at each other about something
You don't have to shout.
ふしぎなくすり飲まされて
飲まされて
Geho Geho
>>810
Good grief, man, you invoke memories of niconico videos in me.
I never go into all the preiphary sites that went up around *chans through the years. There was boorus and wikis and niconico and pixiv or whatever. I never got into them, I know nothing about them.
>>813
It makes you wonder how important the chans really are. Would the same people have come together without them? Would you and I be taking on something that's not quite a text board?
yo >>815 listen to this, i went on dqn the other day, yup the elitist superstructure, that dqn, but the place was packed then i noticed people were posting links from reddit oh the fools this is D-Q-N for pete's sake this should be a bloody place that sage or be saged mentality that's what's great about this place people that go on reddit should screw off and go back to reddit amirite anyways they posted some links and i was like hey just stick to today's special ha ha ha
I'm so happy to see /img/ has become almost nothing but Touhou.
I browse reddit unironically. I've been doing it for the past month or so. The quality goes up and down depending on the subbreddit. Some of them are extremely 4chan-ish, in a "culturally homogeneous to the point of the userbase being virtually indistinguishable". If they appended everything with -fag, it would be literally 4chan running on another platform. Also the people at reddit like to jerk each other a bit more than 4chan, and by a bit I mean a whole fucking lot. Stroking it among each other seems to be like their favorite sport.
But really, it's surprising that the folks at 4chan and at reddit don't recognize each other a whole lot more. From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.
doing psychadelics and molesting satori together with koishi
>>820 But don't you have a name and a score on Reddit? Whether you like it or not that puts a spin on the pure ideas that are posted, and that is a bit distasteful...
>>822
Yeah, that's pretty gross. Even I stopped shoving my tripcode everywhere
>From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.
While I think that's naive, speaking from personal experience, it is still a reminder whites are still a majority in at least the Americas.
Now I'm interested in what the results of an actual demographic survey would be.
>>822
I don't think it matters at all. I don't think Reddit, or 4chan for that matter, are good places to discuss "ideas" to begin with. When it confirms their biases, the userbase takes everything at face value and do no discriminative effort at all, username and upvotes be damned.
Further, anonymity doesn't fix confirmation bias, it just removes one step from dismissing ideas contrary to your beliefs: if everyone is anonymous, in your mind, everyone is potentially a shill. No need to go check their posting history to pin the adjective on someone.
The internet's not a place to be serious
Let's chill, you know, just be mysterious
Copy and paste, that's how I roll
I don't really care if it gets out of control
I don't want to live through winter.
The 3-penny opera.
When BPS fixed the posting time he forgot to do the same for if you failed the VC.
>>827 Life is a black hole of shit, so I agree with you. I have to drag along though.
WINDOES SUCKS
London comic-con was yesterday. Lots of boobs.
I'd probably try psilocybin or LSD given the chance, but I have no interest in most other illegal drugs.
I remember there was this video of this new anime CG process that looked exactly like it's 2D counterpart. I can't remember how long ago I saw this. Maybe a year or two ago. But I thought it was going to revolutionize anime CG and possibly video games. But I haven't seen it since and I'm not even sure how to search for it.
Man, I really like Mr. Peanutbutter
I wonder if I can just put this melted jello shot back in the fridge and eat it.
yeah probably
I want to fap, but I have a pretty good streak going
I want to eat, but there's too much nonlinearity.
Now my car is fucked up.
As much as I hate beardculture, I cannot resent how funny people with beards look sometimes.
I guess Owen Wilson is actually a pretty common name
This thread is the only thing tying me to this world and not entering the next.
Good thing the thread is long.
>>846
Indeed there's a subculture around beards. Why is it so surprising? If you decide to leave your beard for a long time, it pretty much becomes a part of your personality. I've seen people become nigh unrecognizable when they shave off their facial hair, beards are that big of a deal.
A person complemented my hat. Today is a good day.
>>850
Because when I think of a person with a beard significant enough to warrant any kind of discussion about it, I certainly don't think of somebody who is eager to talk about it with others. I think of somebody who just doesn't want to deal with shaving every day and doesn't really care about other people's opinion of their beard. Perhaps it's a California thing.
I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasantly like being an attractive female.
>>853
Here's what I would have liked your post to say:
> I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasant being an attractive female.
Do I like cats
Who doesn't like cats
Cat victims.
Who doesn't wear fedoras?
now now, let's not resort to petty hat insults
Happy National Cat Day, everynyan!
What the fuck is this shit with testing a single fucking button. It's literally one fucking button press. I don't need your fucking approval, I know it fucking works, you stupid moron. You're a blithering buffoon and I'm going to make them fire you for being so fucking useless at your actual job (read: not mindlessly pressing buttons).
Why should society cater almost exclusively to the whims of an out-of-touch imbecilic elite who has inherited fortunes for generations? Why should we perpetuate the lie that magnates have earned said fortune themselves? They can't even wrap their little heads around a flat tire on their luxury cars, let alone understand the nuances of management.
>>867
Doesn't it just work? Alternatively, doesn't I2p have a Freenet-esque data web?
I was being a complete smartass, and nobody thought to tell me that yeast is a fungus.
Whose wife do I gotta fuck to get a job in here? No, seriously, I gots plenty, I'll do your daughters too.
I am very excited to play the new Isaac game tonight.
Israel rules
Jews are bad news.
I neither like nor dislike jewish people.
I don't have any negative personal experience with Hebrews, but I'm disturbed when I see images or articles that point out how they hoard power and money, or that they have scary plans to destroy western civilisation.
The Jewish and Islamist people are worse than any Christian or Evangelic people you've meet so far.
I'd like to thank tiled, the tile editor, for forcing me to figure out how my level maps will work.
... but only if I have all transitions from all terrain kinds to all other terrain kinds. Otherwise it fills the whole thing with random crap.
Depraved banging
At that point my opponent had a mild psychosis and started referring to himself as a rabbit, and talking about discovering the length which his anal orifice extends.
Flocks of albatrosses circling around my head.
pyon pyon
My eyes hurt
DQN DQN LOL
I threw a sickie. I just told nSAoVQ; don't take it personally, it was just first in tab order. I'm going to spend the day with anime, games and programming.
I wanna play some resident evil
Nerds
You know what? Fuck this latitude.
fuck this longitude too. in fact, fuck this altitude while you're at it!
What the fuck do I do with youtube videos of something sad happening? Do I give them a thumb up because I feel for it or a thumb down because I dislike that it happened?
>>897
Personally, I do neither and don't have a youtube account.
The intense space autism is the fanservice for male viewers, but girls needed a scene of Reinhart playing with Kircheis's hair and looking him deep in the eyes every now and then.
Humans consume a lot of plant seed, but when it comes to animals tasting theirs is suddeenly eww and gross?! Way to have double standards, my species.
I almost nuked my 201 tabs at work
>>868
D-did someone on my office actually read this? No way, I hope. Holy shit he did get the axe. I'm a bit scared now.
You have become... deflated...
There was nothing insulting about the post. It provided no truths that I didn't already know. The poster wasn't being rude. So why do I feel so taken back by it. I think I need to do some more thinking.
<adjective> State of <location> and <location2>
Korean State of North Korea and South Korea
Lethargic State of Disinterest and Lackadaisicalness
SAoVQ turned into shit.
>>909
It's hopefully temporary. The problem with small boards is that when a few bad posters appear, the whole website turns to shit. Unfortunately, I think the word "secret" in SAoVQ attracts some rather elitist trash to it. Of course, the only real cure to this is to lead by example. Post what you think is decent, ignore what you think is trash, and don't try to get in meta-discussions of what should and shouldn't be posted.
No, your B-hole. The one that bees come out of.
Wish I had a cute boy who rubbed off in my tub and forgot to clean it up. I'd write a post about it.
This is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice and be glad in it.
I don't know what I am any more.
Who would want to be a miserable genius? I would choose be a happy fool any day of the week.
God just doesn't want me to play rhythm games
>>919
What makes you think a fools not as happy as he acts? Are you a fool, so you know? How do you know you're not just an unhappy fool? Don't you think someone who understands more than anyone else isn't a fool?
>>920
Not at all. The Fool is foolish because he knows what the courtesans don't.
I've called the National Suicide Hotline or whatever it's called and I both times I phoned I got put on hold for 10+ minutes with bass and piano jazz.
The music was nice, but for fuck's sake I might have killed myself in the meantime. What are you people thinking.
>>914
Yes, I'm going to leave the website I've been going to for many years because of a few rotten apples. Great idea.
Everyone likes alpacas.
Maybe I overdid it.
A classic movie with an unfortunate title.
My housemate keeps talking about wanting to platonically cuddle with someone, but when I offered she said "that would be weird." I don't know if this means she doesn't actually think cuddling is platonic, or if she just doesn't like me, or if she likes me and is worried cuddling would feel more-than-platonic.
Quiet from Metal Gear blowing a massive loud fart. A fart so loud that it blows her cover.
>>921
I guess I should revise my statement because apparently this fool is a rather smart person. How about I'd rather be mindless and happy than to be intelligent and miserable.
>>930
I rather doubt Quiet has a working digestive system. She doesn't fart.
I want to platonically cuddle a cute loli.
Why am I even memorising these kanji?
I'm kinda done with the whole Japanese thing.
I've seen so much that it all looks the same.
>>936
Yeah, when I was learning english, I got to the point wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Apparently, Uber is simply not as useful when you're fucking wasted and want to go home because the shitty app doesn't seem to quite nail where the fuck you are; I had a driver fucking outright reject me because I couldn't find him in the middle of my ethilic stupor (which is now since lowered to a bearable intoxication, enough to coherently post)
Either make sure you have a designated driver or a friend sober enough to locate the Uber cab on a phone screen.
A single sakura petal dancing in the breeze.
>>938
Who the fuck wants some random drunk-ass moron in their car anyway?
Yeah I was drunk you bitch, that's what happens when you call me out of the blue at 17:30 on a Saturday evening to help you move.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Hey guys. What's up?
This slight headache sucks
What are good podcasts?
Naming your daughter Chastity is just daring her to become a trashy slut.
The fuck kind of name is Chastity anyway?
>>949
The same kind of name as Prudence, Grace, or Faith. They used to be a lot more common than they are today.
I want a daughter just so I can name her something like Persephone or Ambrosine.
Didn't do my work again whoops.
I want to name my daughter Viola, but I don't want her to play the viola.
I have not pooped in 4 months and nothing my doctor is trying works. I'm gonna cry.
My girlfriend left her petroleum jelly in my apartment
What the fuck is wrong with my country's government?
I'm such an idiot. I saw this thin, red, shiny piece of metal, and I couldn't stop playing with it. I kept folding it up, bending it, and pressing it against my thumb. Then I decided that maybe I should stick it in my eye. Now, I can't see out of my eye and it keeps scratching against my eye every time I move it. Am I'm going to have to go to the doctor and explain this to them.
a cheap pun about cordial cherries
That's indecent.
Well, after trying reddit for a couple of months, I find myself already tired of that place. Time to try tumblr!
I have too many biscuits.
>>965
Says the guy who hasn't tried either. What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?
Until recently, I'd forgotten that I grew up in a neighborhood with gang violence. I wonder if I could have gotten some scholarships with that background.
>>967
Have you actually tried consuming fecal matter? If not, does the argument you just made convince you that you should?
>>970
Damn. Well I guess I should be happy. I didn't miss out on any scholarships after all.
browsing dqn at school is comfy
What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?if taken to its logical conclusion, would be an argument for doing things that are obviously idiotic. Therefore, that argument is a bad argument. In fact, I would claim it is very useful to be able to identify, from a far distance, things that you won't enjoy. This will prevent you from wasting more time in the future.
Is it a current right now thought if it's a reply
> if taken to its logical conclusion
It takes some real density to take rhetorical devices to any sort of logical conclusion, just saying pal.
Let's get serious here though, I got tired of reddit because it's mostly a place to splurt out brief witticisms. Mildly long, well-thought out posts are barely even read on that place, let alone replied to (yet a post of mine that is literally 10 words long sits at like a hundred upboats) so I'm wondering if what's essentially a blogging platfrom is more receptive to long entries.
Also take some cool ideas from there since I want to make my own blog from scratch at some point.
And I just want to hang out with different people that are not you guys, don't get me wrong, most of you are cool and stuff, but there's like 50 different people here, tops.
>>978
Yes.
>>981 On Tumblr you choose whose content you see* so if people don't want to read your long thoughts they don't have to follow you. Often I see people criticise it for being full of "dumb feminists" or "special snowflakes" or "SJWs" or whatever, but it's the user's choice to receive content from anyone like that...
*Since it was bought by Yahoo there are much more "recommended blogs" and sponsored posts and shitty adverts which kinda defeats the point I think... I hate David Beckham! I don't care if you're playing soccer around the world for charity! I don't want to see your face! And why would I be interested in following instagram camwhores?
I'm sleeping with a girl I don't even like that much just because I was so excited that somebody came onto ME for once
All this talk about Tumblr and Reddit made me thought I was on 4chan for a few seconds.
who cares
gaynus
>>985
Are we really discussing this seriously?. Such an egregious false equivalence should be visible by just about anyone. For what it's worth, I don't think many people would consider calling stuff poopy to be good argumentation. Maybe if you are 5 and on your anal stage. I'm not replying to any of this shit anymore.
The very sweetest.
>>988
You still misunderstand my posts, or perhaps you don't know which poster I am. I wrote only about literal shit, and then only because you had used it figuratively above. If you want to discuss something seriously (as you claim), you might as well do so.
>>993
There's like 3 different people responding to you. I don't think you know what's going on. I'm not >>988 and I'm not the guy who said he browsed reddit or tumblr, but let me clear this up for you. Yes, you don't have to try everything to make sure it is not shit. No, you can't say something is shit until you try it. This is not the same as saying "you can't say something is unhealthy or dangerous until you try it" because that is objective and can be known without experiencing it. Saying something is shit is a subjective thing that you can only know through experience. If the guy wants to find out for himself why tumblr and reddit are shit, props to him.
Sometimes its hard to let go of things.
Sometimes you got to let it all out and be savage.
But sometimes, by chance, you slip past everything, and when you look back, there was nothing there.
>>994
Nah, it's pretty clear who the one-offs are, who are rightfully irritated by the conversation. It's just that the one guy completely misunderstands what he's even being replied to about.
Sunday bacon for the meme generation. End thread.