[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 05:19

18 threads already?

3 Name: Mr 2GET likes to 2GET : 1993-09-8025 05:53


4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:14

this series just spent 50 episodes masturbating over how awesome zhuge liang was only to say in the very last seconds of the very last episode "oh by the way he died and shu was overrun by wei/jin within a year because he exhausted the state treasury by constantly invading the north"

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:22

wub wub wub wub wub wuuuuuubbbbbb wwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuu uuuubbbbbb

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 06:22

fuck bitches, smoke meth

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 08:37


8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 08:38

in broogz

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 09:03

I foresee great things for this thread.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 11:29

Too much thinking, not enough doing

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 12:34

I haven't said "penis" in the new thread yet.
There we go.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 14:59

Nineteen, actually; there were two #11s.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 17:47

>>6 is that in the sense of "have sexual intercourse with bitches" or in the sense of "to hell with bitches"?

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:24

I accidentally 500 iPads. Oops.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:30

I made this thread

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:41

You can't really choose which after taking meth.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 18:57

But "fuck bitches" came first.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 20:06

The loneliness of dildos.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 20:08

Dildos are liberating but fleshlights are creepy and rapacious because if the stigma-based double standard ever died men would have as little interest in women as women currently have in men.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 20:18

No you didn't, you liar. I made the thread.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 22:59

dragon dildo

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 23:32

gonna pee in her butt

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8025 23:46

neat, windows broke my japanese input and turned my ime into a standard kana keyboard

wondering if it's worth fixing or if i should just order some keyboard stickers

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:17

moar liek keyboard snickers, amirite guise?

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:41

>>19 really you seriously need to post this on tumblr or on a wordpress blog; you would get lots of circlejerking love overnight

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 01:59

ichi ni san shi funf sechs seben acht

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:01

The more I browse boards where people give their opinion, the less I want to do it.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:04

In my opinion >>27 is a big jerk.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 02:11

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and nobody wants to hear it.

(Except creepy fart fetishists.)

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 07:40

eins zwei polizei drei vier grenadier fünf sechs alter keks

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 08:33


32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 11:51

eins zwei drei vier, bin endlich weg von dir, fünf sechs sieben acht, du hast jetzt keine Macht mehr über mich, verpiss dich!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 14:13

je ne comprends pas.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 14:47

>>25 if you are >>18 then I don't understand you and I don't think you understand yourself

if not, carry on

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 15:00

Google has absolutely no place to be moralistic about anything, because the search engine just invited me to "Find Your Special Woman from 100s Kyrgyzstan Brides." It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 15:26

Getting a dead mail-order bride because she was sent via Yodel?

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 15:49

There's an easy way to fix this: abandon windows.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 16:36

Getting a mail-order bride that arrived in a box marked "some assembly required?"

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 16:39

I'm lonely.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 18:09

Getting a mail-order bride where the packaging has a check box marked "HAS PENIS", and it's clearly been ticked and erased multiple times?

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 20:44


42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 22:49


43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8026 23:28

>It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.

The Destruction of Daisy

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:02

I emailed RMS to ask what his favorite anime is, if his response is DQN quality I'll post it here within 24-48 hours.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:04

While watching another Japanese Lesbian porn, the following texts appeared on the screen at random intervals in the video.
you ejaculate
bad-smelling penis
Move a penis?
Move a bad-smelling penis?

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:21

Larry Wall recommended Utena in a blog entry once.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 02:50

penis is fun

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 03:29

oh god why the fuck is my brother talking about how much of an ebin raid group 4chan is

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 03:37

I bet girls call their masturbatin' hands Rocky Knuckles and his Five Sons

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 11:20

As much as I prefer to stay out of things, OS "wars" remind me of the Blub paradox: "what I'm using is good enough for me, and there surely can't be anything better; these things I keep being told are better are actually just different and/or weird." (Paul Graham's essay, Beating the Averages, introduces this concept in the context of programming languages).

Computers have a disproportionate return on investment. If you put a little time or effort into learning how to use these powerful tools a little bit more efficiently, you will be rewarded in a way that makes you wonder how you ever made do beforehand.
For some people, this will make them sound smug on the Internet. Don't use their personality defects as a reason to totally ignore the core of their message. Instead, be open to trying new things.

catcha: pube

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 11:59

I shall name my goregrind band "Meat Vagina and the Microtears".

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 12:15

>>50 I spent several years using Linux, and it still sucks. Bad hardware support, bad software support, shoddy software, and shoddy system design (the OSS/ALSA/JACK/PulseAudio clusterfuck in particular). It's not more stable, unless you use a distro that sticks to outdated tried-and-true versions of the software (that probably don't have features you want), and it's not really more secure, just more obscure (Heartbleed anyone)?
Windows is far from perfect but at least it's polished.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 12:20

I still don't understand how my flatmate's girlfriend's hair ended up in my underwear.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 12:48

>>52 I spent several years using GNU/Linux too, and it worked fine for me. But all I really do on my computer is browse the internet and watch anime and sometimes play emulators or old games which run in WINE.

Also Windows is far from polished, it's just that it hides the broken shit from you until a big pile of broken shit accumulates and then it all comes tumbling down and breaks for good.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 13:06


She was rubbing it in her face and smelling it 'cause she thought it was his. Sorry.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 13:40

clinton vs trump goes far beyond douche vs turd, it's more like a dick in the eye vs a knife in the ass

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 15:40

The question is not "are the socks dry" but rather "are the socks dry enough".

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 15:55

I came back after a few days to find my rice cooker crawling with maggots. I cleaned it out with bleach and hot water but I'm not sure if I should just throw it out and get a new one anyway. Every time I make congee using the secret DQN recipe I'll be mentally picturing the little things crawling all over my food.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 16:41

Next time I have an argument on the internet (I know, who does that anymore?), I'm going to end the argument by admitting I'm wrong no matter what it is.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 17:14

No you're not.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 17:20

>>58 Maggots probably don't taste that bad. Just pretend you're a sailor in the days of wooden ships and appreciate them as extra protein.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 18:01

It's not really worth getting into, but the fact you lumped JACK in with OSS (which has been dead for decades) and think that OpenSSL only runs on Linux shows you're just shitting out of your ass and regurgitating outdated FUD out of your ass also.

sage because DQN doesn't need this much individuality

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 18:19

Big Al's subs are a health hazard

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 19:22

Worry not, fellow DQN. If you did a proper job of cleaning it--and it sounds like you did--then it's no more likely to contain maggots or any traces thereof in the future than any other rice cooker, even one that you might purchase to replace it.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 20:27

My dick must think its doing a really good job inseminating all these women. I just don't have the heart to tell him the truth.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 20:33

Sometimes I don't like to recall arguments where I was obviously wrong because I know the moment I do, I'll be so ignorant to think I'm right again.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 00:22

Who is better? Tim McGraw or Gavin DeGraw?

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 03:09

I honestly don't even give a fuck anymore. The President has a lot of power obviously, but not nearly as much as people seem to think - the permanent bureaucracy pretty much prevents any really crazy reform, good or bad, from happening out of Washington. The real problem is the appointment of future Supreme Court justices and the President's power to determine foreign policy.

The above also goes for all the dipshit dingbat asshole fucksticks we seem to elect to Congress. HURF BURF I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP WASHINGTON. Sure, buddy.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 05:55

>>44 here
He just said "I don't know any Chinese cartoons". I forget that people outside the weebsphere don't use that joke.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 07:01

Damn son, you blew it.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 14:56

Did you really ask him what's his favorite chinese cartoon? I'm genuinely stumped.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 15:25

The entire exchange went:

subj: What is your favorite anime?
All the GNU/Linux fans and free software advocates I've met are into Chinese cartoons. What is your favorite? I bet you're a fan of Battle Programmer Shirase, right?

re: What is your favorite anime?
I don't know any Chinese cartoons.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 21:09

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a finger pressing refresh on an angry blogpost – forever.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 21:11

I like this progression so much.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 22:11

Did you at least explain to him it was a joke?

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8028 23:29

I doubt there are any anime or chinese cartoons released under copyleft/libre document licenses.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 06:08

Holy shit this internet connection is slow. It literally took ten minutes to load the DQN front page. I don't know if this post will ever even get through.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 07:43

I wonder when >>77 will arrive. This is the first time I have seen a post in transit for so long.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 11:28

All supporters of encryption are in truth closeted, but well-networked, homosexuals, who fear islamist takeover and wahhabist implementation of Sharia.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 12:12

imitation crab meat

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 14:02

the unbearable lightness of being john malkovich

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 17:54

Why the hell am I the one who has to ask for hot tea? It should be you tasteless plebeians who want cold brown sugar water who should have to specify "iced tea". And in a Chinese restaurant, no less.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 18:18

exit Alabama

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 18:30

I sure do love lemon sorbet.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 19:12

This haircut ' s probably not gonna be very good.

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 19:53

Just tell the barber to fuck your shit up, and then if you pay him enough you can gain access to a secret haircut of DQN quality.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 20:16

too late.
now I look like a Slav.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 20:53

What's one cow queef between friends?

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 21:18

I feel sorry for everyone that doesn't speak any language other than English.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 21:40

Wenn man Deutsch sprechen kann, ist das gut?

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 21:43

Pokemon sind im Pokeball.
Ich sitze auf dem stuhl.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 23:40

The latest talk on the SaoVQ thread makes me think of this again.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 00:30

I remember using emulators and ROMs back in 1999, so I could play video games that never were in English.

What I learned was that most games that don't get translated into English were awful. People do us a favor not selling them here.

So, >>89 that lowered my motivation to learn other languages.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 01:26

>>93 a lot of games that did get translated into English were awful, too.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 03:48

Well there goes $15k this year.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 04:28

I bet I can't do that again.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 15:47

And yet it downloads.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:11

Sometimes I go through the list of youtube videos I liked and laugh at them like it's 2006 again. While perusing the list, I find some that have been deleted or made private. I can't help but wonder what those videos were.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:48

Mein Deutsch ist Pfeffernusse, aber meinen Arsch ein Wurst vertrieber ist.
Oder etwas.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 19:00

Megu-nee did nothing wrong.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 19:31

Going by the *bert naming convention, Dilbert should be a dil, not a human.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 19:41

But his mom is Dilmom nor Mombert

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 20:02

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 22:03

lately my time spent masturbating : time spent able to think clearly due to having just masturbated ratio is really sinking

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 22:09

The MasturDater

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 22:24

It's fine. I've had maggots infestation problems in the past which led to my unfortunate ingestion of 'em with my bread.
There were no perceivable side effects and I'm (sadly) still here, eh?
And so is Bear Grylls!

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 22:31

Casu Marzu anyone?

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 00:27

Am I the Beavis to your Butt-head?

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 01:27

maybe i'll dig some burmese tiger traps incase this fucking cunt decides to spend all night tomorrow night too puttering up and down the street on his goddamn tenspeed jewbox

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 07:49

Oh nugget man, oh nugget man, headin' on down to that ol' promised land...

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 07:50

After seven gruelling weeks, I'm finally returning home from Eastern Europe. Just twelve hours of travel by five different modes of transport and I'll be back!

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 10:02

>>111 I trust the local wildlife weren't too much of a problem?

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 10:02


114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 10:31

This just-add-water black bean soup looks kind of like diarrhoea dump in a cup but it tastes pretty damn good.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 11:52

The spiders and I have reached a mutual nonaggression agreement, but my cat is bound by no such treaty.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 13:09

Get out of my shower, nasty ballsack-abdomen spider.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 18:12

Tik tiki tiki desu ka?

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 18:22

Whoa, sugoi desu ne!

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 19:31

Wow, I didn't know gaijin could post on 2ch. I thought it had a non JP Ip block like Futaba.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 19:45

Doesn't it? Unless they've lifted it.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 20:01


122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 20:17

puffy cereal is the worst shit ever, after two bites it feels like I've been gargling acid

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 20:36

turns out it was just the english board.
anyhow it's fun to watch japs argue about how Japan did nothing wrong during WW2 in broken english.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 22:37

They have two boards you can post on, the English and the all foreigners board. The only thing you will ever find there are NIDA shitposts.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 23:34

Hello, my name is Dingus Poophammer.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8031 23:35

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 00:10

I think I would know if I was peeing my pants right now.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 01:21


129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 01:58

Gay in Space

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 09:01

The problem was that there wasn't enough wildlife! I spent the entire time in one major city or another, and saw barely a single butterfly. Very disappointing.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 09:27

How far east did you go? You should have looked for some wildflower fields.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 13:04


133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 13:46

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 16:24

Wow, Japs on 2ch sure are adamant that Japan did nothing wrong in WW2, and that American and Korea are the worst countries.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 16:52

Needs more magma.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 17:06

Needs more smegma.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 17:57

You smeg-head!

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 19:33

The furthest east I went was a little way outside Debrecen. Wildflower fields would've been lovely, but I was needed in the labs...

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 21:18

Red Dwarf Fortress will never be real, or even a mod.
Unless I do something about it or someone from DQN makes it happen.
So, never.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 22:15


141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8032 23:16

I wonder how many people interpreted "tardy" as "retarded" rather than "late".

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 00:21

No one would be enough of a tard to do such a thing, >>141.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 00:25

before I looked up a picture of a trilobite I was picturing Dr. Gay Hitler looking like a silt strider from Morrowind

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 01:09

>>141 First time I heard that word, I thought something like that. It was on the Simpsons. I think it's an American word.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 01:35

I believe it to be Latin, in fact.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 01:38

I expected "spumoni" to mean something considerably more disgusting, like greasy sausages.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 01:57

Was it a pleasant surprise, >>146? Like the bits of candied fruit in good quality spumoni?

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 02:36


149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 04:46

Are they yelling in /nihongo/?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 05:30

Boohbahs' heads look like uncircumcised penis tips

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 05:39

Why is Jesus buttfucking a smurf?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 08:49

I was in that thread too

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 15:28

Are tall women really considered more typically attractive? IDGI.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 15:39

Has the recent spumoni talk attracted ITALIAN VIPPER?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 16:37

Our trajectories are divergent.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 17:00


157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 19:43

queef bat

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8033 22:05

>>147 don't know if I'd say pleasant, ice cream isn't really my thing either. I just thought it would be something gross and somehow related to the Spumco of Ren & Stimpy fame.

>>152 what thread? I was looking at this:

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 01:01


160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 01:23

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161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 10:38

Cute girls are blissfully unaware of my existence.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 11:22

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163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 11:50


164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 12:16

>>161 look on the bright side, so are many ugly and creepy ones.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 13:18

You know what? I wouldn't mind becoming close to a creepy girl. I've always had a soft spot for yandere characters. And as for ugliness, so long as they dress nicely and aren't so hideous I can't look at them, it doesn't matter that much to me.

All the 3D girls I know are incredibly tiresome and uninteresting.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 13:29

Just hand over your ass to a handsome gay man.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 13:39

i need a touhou open world fangame

168 Name: tetu : 1993-09-8034 13:42


169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 15:49

>>165 is right, girls are interested in boring activities like clubbing and drinking socially. The ones who are mildly interesting have super generic hobbies like photography, painting, extreme sports, travel or eating out. Nothing wrong with having those hobbies (I like those things myself), but making them your life and not liking anything else is kind of sad when things like computers, electronics, machines, cars, foreign languages, artificial intelligence, math and physics are there to be discovered and worked on.

Reminds me of the guy at progrider's lounge who was obsessed with Touhou, lost his virginity to a similarly obsessed girl, got attention from some girls and even paid for prostitutes, and concluded girls are boring and uninteresting and that his onaholes and dakimakuras were better than being with any girl.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 16:39

At least Koreas traded their playlists. I heard there will be 24/7 open air party in DMZ.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 18:47

How's about you synthesise yourself a personality, then?

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 19:49


173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 19:57


174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 20:32

Beauty is a funny thing indeed.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 20:40

grow penis

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8034 22:23

( ß °ß) if you write ŒŒ‰t like ƒPƒc‰t then it looks like "butt fluid" instead of "blood"

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 01:48

Grounder's drill PINGAS

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 03:16

Thanks. I think I can finally remember how to pronounce it.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 05:40

go away weevil, you don't belong on my computer desk

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 12:12

>>170 all soldiers dancing to K-pop and communist military patriotism songs. Man, I want to be at that party too.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 13:05

I wonder if given the modern attention span of people, making innuendos involving Dick Cheney is already in the "I don't get it" zone.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 17:35

Whole star anise looks vaguely like something else that's associated with the word "star" and the letters A, N, and S.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:19

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:35

googling further there seem to be a few main ones used for zombies without a lot of consensus
l - counter for people
‘Ì - counter for things with a humanoid form, including corpses
’Œ - counter for gods, buddhas, spirits, and noblemen
•C - counter for insects and small animals (as in anything smaller than the "large animals" that would be counted with “ª)

found another neat site while googling: http://www.benricho.org/kazu/

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:47

Clean up all your seamen and don't come 'round here no more

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:52

Thanks! I think ‘Ì seems the most reasonable to me.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 18:56

How do you refer to a post in another thread?

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 19:52

More options... ¨ Formatting: ¨ HTML
Then type something like

<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/826">>>/826</a> ¨ >>/826

With the thread and post numbers changed as appropriate. If you don't put a / in the post reference then it defaults to that numbered post in the current thread instead. Works just as well for multiple posts, archived threads, threads from other boards, etc.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 20:44

>>182 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_Netherlands_Satellite ?

190 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8035 22:39

I can't advance in life until I deliver DQN Lobby sketch I promised septembers ago...

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 22:40

Is it even legal for DQN to be so lightning fast?

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:04

Your assistance is obligatory. Fun is mandatory.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 00:27

manual focus? medium format? ... motherfucker?

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 00:55

Donkey Bitch Ass

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 02:10

Rubbery golf wezaa today!

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 02:32

Triple upside-down shits

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 06:09

Oh I thought it was a simpler thing. Thanks for the info

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 14:24

Cuddles Giles Hoover, you weren't there for that meme

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 15:13

I've got to rewatch Nichijou some time.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 19:10


201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 19:50

I can't deal with all this concentrated testicle-twisting awesome

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 20:34

I want to get in on the secret 4chan board, if only to shitpost on it.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 20:47

Now hold that pose for me.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 22:15

What do you call that stupid flashing line at the end of where you're typing? I wish it would stop flashing. Stupid flashy line.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 22:24

>>204 A cursor. It appears to be making you want to curse.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 23:22

I'm so great.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 23:29

Why would you curse at a cursor?

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 00:24

"apparently abandoning the rest of you to Masturbation's wrath." made me grin.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 10:08

>>207 because it fucking deserves it!

210 This post sucked.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 13:17

Have I died and gone to Nanahira heaven?

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 21:05

What do the Kha'ak want?

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 21:35

make money fa$t

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 23:33

I hate not having internet, I just want to post on DQN.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:37


216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:43

That post sucked.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 18:39

Was it my post the one which sucked? I will never be sure anymore.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 22:27

I just want you to be happy.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 22:59

It's been a long time since one of shii's sockpuppets deleted a post around here.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 04:03

I eat
I shit
I eat again!

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 04:08

>>220 such is life

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 10:07

I like animals.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 11:14

"Why are you here? Do you like animals too? That's why I'm here... They frown upon that." -- Mud, prison camp inmate in Gothic

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 14:34

Argument from the dictionary

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 15:15

Should I register with a .moe domain?

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 15:24


227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 17:42

Most frequently F-word

vc: cox

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 20:33

My eyes are seeing balls.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 21:02

gases blowing through my anus

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 21:16

I accomplished nothing today.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 02:03

I am taking an online course in--well, it doesn't really matter what the topic matter is. There is an instructor who communicates with us via a webcam and microphone, and a chatroom in which the students ask questions.

It depresses me very badly to notice that no one else appears to have the faintest interest in the subject matter. They're in the military and new regulations said they had to have technical training in this field, and their commanders told them they had to do it in order to keep their billets. Or they're some other kind of government worker.

And the questions they ask in class, when they can be bothered to notice or take part at all, are generally terrifyingly stupid and indicate to me that they do NOT belong there.

But let me give you an example. Imagine that it's a class for auto mechanics. And there's one guy in the back who keeps interrupting the instructor to say "But I want the car to run on orange juice, isn't there some button I can push to make it do that?" And "If I paint the car a different color that will make it able to fly, right?" And "What's a wrench?" and "What are wheels?" Half the students in the course are asking questions like that. I'm facepalming so hard I now consider myself lucky I didn't accidentally shove my entire arm through my head up to the elbow.

How did they get into the class? I don't know, but the online school is taking the money and cashing their checks just like anyone else's. This makes me wonder whether my certification will be worth anything to any employer when I mention the school.

I'm depressed now, /dqn/.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 03:24

dqn needs a dark background with white text pagestyle for late night browsing

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 05:59

if we're coming up with the most obtuse translations possible then why not ¯•²\ŽšŒRl’B

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 06:01

re: people who insist on calling part 4 "diamond doesn't crash"

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 06:38

Are we a Karass or Granfalloon

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 10:25

That sucks >>231-sani= ¥ ƒF¥=)
Something similar happened to me when I was living the NEET life, in order to keep getting my dole the jobcentre forced me to go on a call-centre training course (when I signed up I said I would be happy doing any work, just not a call-centre). It was literally "Okay, this is a computer, and this thing is a mouse, and you use it to move the pointer on the screen. Find the thing called Microsoft Word! We use this program to write letters and things." So it was 3 days of typing example letters from a book into Microsoft Word then printing it.

Now, there were a couple of older guys who I could understand would benefit from this (they asked things like "How do you drag something, do you just click it and hold it?") but on the 4th day of the 5-day course we had to write about what kind of experience we had, and our ambitions etc. The tutor read about my computing degree and work experience and was like "...oh! My god, this all must be quite insulting for you? Why are you even here?"

Everyone on the course automatically got an interview at a call-centre a week later; there was a written test as a sort of formality, and though I tried to do badly I got high marks, so I just said sorry and ran away.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 12:12

No damn cat, no damn cradle.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 15:11

Ironically, >>236, I am in training in order to un-NEET-ify myself. But if it becomes widely known that a lot of the people in this training finish the week still unable to grasp the most fundamental concepts, and if they pass the written test it will be a feat of rote memorization of what appears to them to be a long list of unrelated facts, because they do not understand the underlying theory that unifies it all and makes it all make sense--arrgh.

Once upon a time, in the information technology field, there was a certification called MSCE, Microsoft Certified Engineer. In the 1990s so many MCSEs got handed to people who went to cram schools, who memorized lists of answers, who cheated on tests, that MCSE has become a joke. "Must Call Someone Else." And now on a resume it's worthless.

My verification word is "duce." Clearly the web page thinks that I am being elitist and fascistic here. ;_;

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 17:21

I heard two old guys talking on the bus, and one says "and there he goes running like a raped ape" and I have to suppress a laugh because the image that popped into my head of an ape having a running crying jag through the jungle screaming "DON'T LOOK AT ME" cracked me up.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:07

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:36

I just masturbated to pornography while eating ice cream. This is truly the utopia we've been striving for.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:48

Now you should masturbate to a Little Baby's Ice Cream advert while eating ice cream.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:01

my desk broke in the move and the only utensils i have are chopsticks, it's all a coincidence i swear i'm not normally this much of a weeaboo

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:10

I'm sick of Shii. Let's get a new name face already.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:15

I vote for R(L[M)ƒm

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:37

I vote for ( EƒÖE)

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:49

R( EƒÖE)ƒm

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:58

I vote for (╬ ಠ‰vಠ)

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:02

>>248 oh, fuck that stupid face.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:31

Punctual gomez

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:31

I vote for ( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹)

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:32

Randy Orton?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 21:59


254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 22:40

I vote for i@L_T`j

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 00:38

watch out for them triple shits

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 03:37

is the opposite of a champagne socialist a malt liquor libertarian?

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 08:30

I vote for (L‹̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ƒÖ‹̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥M)


258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 13:16

I vote for (*߁[ß), because she's cute

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 15:03

Do not pass Go. Do not expand dong.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 15:28

There's seamen here in front of me and seamen in the rear,
my God, there's even seamen hanging from the chandelier

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 18:04

I hate when you roll over on your stomach half asleep and stub your nocturnal penile tumescence

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 18:04

Rank in order of importance

Dumb doggly, dumb baby, funny doggly, golden baby

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 21:09

It goes so fast.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 22:01

Masticate a penis.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 22:47

holy shit how horrible

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 23:24

The idiosyncratic steps leading from a lake house down to a lake

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 00:01

Diddy Kong's monkey dong

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 00:17

interest land feels come thought


269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 00:20

Apparently there's a new world record holding hybrid pepper, the "Carolina Reaper," hottest in the world. Even the pictures of them look like something demons would grow in Hell.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:12

I could never be a vegetarian because sometimes I have a powerful desire to eat steak. I can feel it in my jaws almost. It's like something left over from my instinctive animal brain or whatever (are there any biology people here, is that a thing?)

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:32

Hardline vegetarianism is dumb, but the fact remains that most people really do eat more meat than is healthy or necessary, I try to cut down on it but in the end I just end up eating more carbs and sweets instead.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:58

Kaori has a voice like listening to some haunting ethereal being singing about going on a picnic after chugging a bunch of cough syrup, I wish she'd do more (any) solo work.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 04:55

fuck you, chain ball

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 06:57

For the genitalia, see labia minora.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 07:10

For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran striped rabbit.

276 This post sucked.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 11:37

Jungle bunny?

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 14:59

around blacks...

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 15:46

A few weeks ago, a prostitute asked me if I was interested and I said no. She asked if I was going to talk to the police and I said no.

I then said "I don't have a problem with prostitution because it is a necessary service. It reduces the frustration felt by unattractive and socially awkward guys."

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 17:38

I guess that means you're social and attractive?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 19:15

Or the exact opposite because, you know, social and attractive guys aren't exactly looking to pay for sex.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 21:48

But he said no

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 22:03

That night.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:04

Artist who narrate their work and unintentionally emphasize curse words.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:12

Propel your posterior to defecate on this homosexual phallus.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 02:05

Exactly how racist is "racist as fuck!"?
If you can also explain how not liking Mexican food is racist, that would be helpful.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 02:37

http://i.imgur.com/oZxpkao.png [nsfw]

  1. There's no way they just moved in. The room is way too messy.
  2. Where the hell is "Just Move In 1"?

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 09:12

So what is the proper length of mourning time to give your drug dealer after a family crisis before asking about his supply

289 This post sucked.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 10:43

I just want to dress up like a girl and get fucked silly.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 11:54


292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:25

None. But it's a great time to preach him about god. Tell him that it's a punishment from Our Lord because he poisoned bodies and minds. Tell him that he still can redeem himself if he forfeits his old ways to devote himself to serve Our Lord in a monastery.

Earn double XP if you pass charisma check and talk him into joining Trappists.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:27

spiked penis

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:42

Fuck this school is hot

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:44

I wouldn't recommend fucking a school.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 18:19

He sees like Predator, he sounds like Darth Vader, and there's a weird-ass mannequin.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 18:46

My poop smelled like popcorn, yet I haven't eaten corn in the past day or two, popped or otherwise.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 19:30

Please don,t beeb beeb because i,m sleep ....

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 20:37

BPS more like peepeeS

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 21:00

The British Psychological Society made a few good SNES games.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 21:01

He doesn't really care about anything any more.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 21:18

Luigi's sex perversion

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 01:39

>>299 more like bee pee ass

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 01:58

Why is Mario's hair brown but his moustache is black?

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 04:14

BPS: Butt Plug Serviceman

Just kidding BPS you're cool and I like your mahjong resources

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 11:12

My shoes are still wet from yesterday. Oh well. Wet shoes to work.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 21:11

Whimper like a canoe

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 21:25

Wriggle like a fucking eel

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 21:28

The demise of SAoVQ brings up an important point: if DQN were to go down, would anyone have a reasonably complete, reasonably recent backup of it, or would everything be lost forever? It's worth thinking about; the board has vanished before (temporarily), and there are always maniacs who want to break things just to see what happens.

310 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-8044 21:48

Why would you want to have a physical copy of DQN?
A shadow cabal ends when it ends and no life support will do it any good.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 22:06

Is SAoVQ really never coming back. All those posts lost.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 23:29


313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 01:23

Imagine if people's appearance stopped getting older around 20. I would totally date an 80 year old girl who would tell me about the old days while giving me a bj. Hell, I'm sure it would solve a lot of other problems also.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 01:40

woah, when I do that it looks like I'm reaching up her skirt

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 01:47

I really hope cyborg technology advances enough in my lifetime so I, too, can become and old person who looks like a 20 year old girl.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 02:27

I think people are taking this thread way too literally.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 03:31

m00t, is that you?

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 04:06

Fortunately, Kareha appears to be pretty easy to archive...I'm pretty sure all it would take is a script to pull the pages from the thread list. Or someone really bored who wants to manually download 1207 threads.

For a full, drag-and-drop backup, yeah, there'd be a bit more to it, but the content is the part you can't reproduce after the fact.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 11:44

Bums me out something fierce, man

Well there's your problem

320 This post sucked.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 17:40

Big peepee surfer

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 17:52

It was finally too much after her attempt to have me, via her lips, indirectly kiss my own asshole

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 18:09

That's actually a really nice picture.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 19:03

last night I ate a ham sandwhich while reading the Koran, I wasn't even thinking about it at the time

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 20:03

Boob punching sadist

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 20:05

A group of men came to our semi-small town last week and are threatening to open fire on a crowded place to draw cops out, so that they can kill them.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 20:44

>>326 sounds like Mogadishu problems

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 20:45

Jamie Kennedy isn't funny, yet he's a career comedian. How is that possible.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 22:48

The word passion comes from the greek root pathos which means suffering. Very fittingly, a passion is something that is suffered. It's a madenning, intense and obsessive feeling. Think about The Passion of the Christ. Jesus sure wasn't having a good, enjoyable time during the crucifixion. It's something you should think about when you want your stupid slogan to read "our vision is passion".

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 23:04


331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 23:21

For the past couple days there's been an odd smell in the staircase of my apartment complex, like a musty old hamster cage. I didn't think much of it but this afternoon I found out that my downstairs neighbor had died some time ago and only just been found this morning. The windows were open and it's been around 30c/90f all week, I can't even imagine what it looked like. Jesus fucking Christ.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8045 23:45

That's horrid.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 00:51

Hate the cuck, not the cucker

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 02:05


335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 04:57


336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 05:17

Is VIP quality that big of a deal in Japan?

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 06:40

If you have to ask you'll never get it.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 09:24

Why do so many people call orange juice OJ but no one calls apple juice AJ? Because AJ is a name? Counter point, one of the most famous murders of our time is called OJ

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 11:55

The bride cannot be found.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 12:01

Under those conditions, would you assist your cousin's father in his effort to manually bring a horse to climax?

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 22:40

Chris Farley would have made an awesome Batman.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 00:48

He had a frequency detector. You know, one of those things that detects anything with a period?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 06:34

Is VIP quality that big of a deal in Japan?

344 Name: John Cochran : 1993-09-8047 11:16

>>338 I am going to have to ask you to correct your post to "most famous alleged murderers", Mr. Simpson was found innocent by a jury of his peers more than 20 years ago.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 12:05

The title font is so horrendously pixellated on this machine

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 14:09

chigger fligger woo nigger dagger doo

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:02

In order to have a readily-suckable dick, it's necessary to shave hairs that would irritate the woman's mouth and/or nose. Since the skin of the testicles is extremely wrinkly, and the shaving razor extremely sharp, this must be performed very carefully and with a very steady hand. So that's why I only shave my cock instead

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:25

I went through this exact procedure last week. Good to know I'm not alone.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:33

I know enough to be curious as to what wikipedia's policy on simplified vs traditional characters is but not enough to just go read what said policy is.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:37

At the right length, mine will curl into an endearing cushioning. Although the area has been described to me before as "scary".

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 23:00

the result of dressing my little sister in shrine maiden clothes!?

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 23:10

electromagnetic wave by young commander

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 23:13

puneuma CD record of let's sing songs of country defense army

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 23:18

Do you need sugar and milk? is my favourite track.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 03:36


356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 03:48

>>354 I really enjoy the mental image of little girls drinking black coffee and spitting it out and doing that puckery tongue sticking out face that little girls do when they drink black coffee.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:15

I wonder if my nignog neighbors who were playing loud rap music earlier would appreciate it if I played loud lolicore now that it's midnight.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 04:29

They'd probably just think

"crazy azz crackaz smh"

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 07:15

I bought the cheapest hair gel to try to tame my messy hair but it just makes it stiff and smell strong. I feel really self-conscious.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 11:04

This is moé.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 14:41

My captcha said hi to me....

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 15:01

I don't even have a wife, you can ask my garage!

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 20:52

Music now

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 21:01

When Einstein said "Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.", he didn't even have YouTube.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8048 23:46

The future. Just picture it. An infinite span of time, holding infinite possibility, which you stand on the very boundary of. Every action you commit now (right now!) is weaving threads of that future into the immutable reality of the past. It's terrifying, isn't it? There's something visceral about the whole thing, like vertigo. Reality shouldn't change like that, and yet it does, continuously.

We make plans, predictions, as though the future were just like the present - with everything immediate and certain - as though our minds simply can't cope with the nature of the future. Similarly, people still fight the battle of free will vs. determinism as though it makes a difference; either way, the future is the same vast, inscrutable, unknowable abyss it ever was.

And just imagine what might still be to come! Every record broken, every precedent defied, every expectation exceeded. The great wheel of human civilisation spinning ever faster, advancing ever further, leaving ever more crushed in its path. Nothing will ever be the same. The future is right in front of us. It starts at the end of this sentence and it goes on forever.

The future, the future, the future, the future, the future...

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 05:07

They'll never defy Andrew Jackson.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 07:59

Ben 10

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 12:04

while loops

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 22:14

Fixed font output is overrated.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 22:26

Not long ago in a supermarket, I saw a sign in the pharmacy section:



And I thought, "Who smokes diabetic supplies to begin with?"

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 23:04

Wakaba Girl is the cutest thing I've seen in some time.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 23:13

They'll never deify Andrew Jackson.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 23:20

>>370 dude, you don't know what you're missing!

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 00:06

Going to France and never leaving Paris is like going to America and never leaving Detroit.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 01:59

for (;_;)

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 02:52

I still miss Wik

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 04:55

why does this guy keep his enemas with his cat food right above the oven?

can't those go in the bathroom?

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 08:59

why would you keep cat food in the bathroom

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 17:13

Poop should not float like that.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 18:49

Like what?
I'm pretty sure poop is supposed to float, at any rate.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 19:17

"The canned fuckin' meat, that comes in a can"

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 21:13


383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 23:57

No update tonight, but instead here's a picture of the six (six!) hibernating butterflies I found in the garage.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 00:07


385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 00:13

"...just exit your shit."

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 01:29

Tofu made from coagulated semen

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 05:11

the feeling of spending time creating something you're proud of, and craving, burning to share it to every poor soul you meet, shouting, "I HAVE MADE A THING, IS IT NOT WONDROUS?"

...but no one must know

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 06:13

maybe if I put up with their loud rap music at 5 in the afternoon while I'm trying to sleep they'll put up with my loud water heater at 2 in the morning

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 06:24

baneposting is a disease, I can't stop

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 11:53


391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 14:56

Humping the businesslike turd

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 23:07

>>383 That open box clearly says "DO NOT OPEN"

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 00:24


394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 11:49

Pen Island

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 13:50

Too cold

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 16:09

Baby when you look at me, you know that I'll be here forever.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 17:12

I give up.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 20:55

We can have fun like this.

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 21:43

Did you know? Walt Disney was interred in a mausoleum.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 00:01


401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 01:18

I swear I made a post here not too long ago but I just can't remember what I wrote.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 02:19

Where'd you get those freckles baby, did you paint them on?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 04:03

That's like a where's waldo. Here's mine: Look for something that is super natural.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 07:47

"CandianPharamacy?" If I needed prescriptions, I would need real medicine, not candy.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 08:36

I want to become a girl.
I'm hungry.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 09:31

Who had the bright idea to name a video game company "Virgin Games" anyway?

vc: quack

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 09:37

If you run the words "but that" together you end up with "butt hat".

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 17:14

I wish there was a cute young girl in my life. Not for any kind of sexual reason, but it's hard to describe. Like an energetic girl like a little sister or a daughter would brighten the place up the same way an arrangement of pretty and radiant flowers would.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 17:59

>>408 should talk with >>405

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 18:20

>>407 I hear they make those in Guam.

411 Name: !VCv4lMCNi2 : 1993-09-8053 18:38

I want to eat Uzuki.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 18:41

before hearing the woodcutter's story it seems obvious that the chick fell for the bandit and made up some story to cover for him, you can safely disregard the medium's story because voodoo is not admissible as evidence in court

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 19:23

If we ever have a DQN offline meeting, >>405 has to come dressed as a girl so >>408 and I can fawn over her and tell her she's cute.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 20:37

I wonder if Iron Man ever had a bee get trapped in his suit.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 20:48

I'm >>405 and what >>413 suggested makes me happy.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 21:39

No update tonight due to moving house yet again. Also because I wasted too much time playing silly puzzle games.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 22:38

why is portugal a country

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 22:45

because of shit that happened a long time ago.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 23:17

gay kink circus

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 23:29

smoke weed every day

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 23:38

I think literally the only reason Portugal wasn't integrated into Spain at some point is because they speak Portuguese

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 23:48

Have you ever been trapped in a bee suit? I didn't think so.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 01:27

Did they speak Portuguese before they separated, though?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 10:28

juts remember!

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 11:24

>>423 They didn't "separate" because they were never really together. A long time ago there were several Christian kingdoms in the north of the Iberian peninsula while the south was ruled by Muslim Moors, and Portugal was just one of them. Over the next few centuries the Christian kingdoms slowly fought their way southward and pushed the Moors out of the peninsula, and a kingdom called Castille came out of it in the best shape and absorbed most of the other kingdoms, eventually becoming Spain, but the Portuguese allied with England and resisted being integrated into Castille.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 12:10

My poop this morning was pretty nice

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 12:37

>>421 I don't think a different language has ever stopped a state from absorbing or conquering other states. You can just bring your own language into your new territories, and eventually some of your new subjects will learn it.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 13:17

>>427 at the same time, the same language has never stopped two states from being two states, either.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 19:27

At my new house I found a folder of notes from a student who must've lived here two years ago, judging by the dates. It has the name Hailie on the inside, and is mostly economics/business stuff, along with some English notes (it seems she was Chinese). I was just flicking through it out of curiosity, and found, towards the bottom of one of the last pages, written in small, neat letters:

Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss. But every once in a while you find someone who is iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare.

It seemed very poignant until I googled it and it turned out to be from some romance novel.

Also my desk says "MOTT MACDONALD DO NOT REMOVE", which didn't seem poignant before or after being googled.

Also also I have no bedding! Literally just a bare mattress to sleep on. Oh well.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 19:55

I smiled a little.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 21:02

I ran into a guy I knew in middle school, he stopped me and said "hey, is your name (*߁[ß)? I think we used to hang out together at school." We talked for a minute, he finished bagging my groceries, then I went home. It doesn't seem like a big event but it felt quite surreal, partially because I had just posted >>/64 before leaving. I haven't seen or thought about him in nearly the same amount of time, but when he called out to me I recognized him instantly.

It gives me a kind of otherworldly feeling like I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and find out that the last 10 years of my life have been a dream and that I'd better hurry or I'll be late for school. I couldn't even tell you what I've been doing those past ten years but I can remember things from back then like they happened yesterday. Is that just how life goes?

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8054 22:01

If you had to choose between two characters in a video game and they were pretty much the same but one of them would every once in a while have all their stats lowered and lose a considerable amount of blood, which one would you choose?

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 00:52

It feels kind of depressing going to a grocery store and having old classmates bagging my groceries.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 01:05

After spending a few years in another country, I returned to my hometown and went to Home Depot. A guy I knew from high school was working there. I didn't recognize him at first, nor did I even remember his name until later, even though we had been friends.

Much as you said, it gave me a surreal, otherworldly feeling, as if the time I had spent in the other country had never happened.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 01:32

prestige class: mystic pimp

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 01:38

Sometimes I see a comment on a site I frequent and want to post it in the [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] thread, but can't remember if it's my own comment or not so I end up not posting it.

vc: exmuff

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 01:40

Also, sometimes I see a funny or interesting comment and go to paste it in that thread only to realize I've been on DQN the whole time.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 01:42

pop-up pork sword

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 08:41

An old secondary school friend served me at a till once. We "hey babes"'d each other in the standard male/male way, but all I could picture was the photo I'd seen of him not long before, grinning from ear to ear, struggling to hold his eyes open and holding a large nugget of cannabis.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 13:39

I don't have any high school friends.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 13:42

Me neither. and I live far enough from my hometown that I will new never have to run into classmates. I count myself fortunate.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 15:14

I'm so glad I'm moving.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 18:48


444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 00:25


445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 00:47

stop reminding me nichijou will never have a second season.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 03:49

"scheiße is raining down on us!"

( ß °ß) well said, but I think your torso and limbs flying across my screen were enough warning

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 04:13

I love when the fucking people on the radio say it's sunny and 90 degrees and it's a "beautiful day". Yes, that's a beautiful day, assholes. Walking around in the hot sun all day. Eat shit.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 11:36

Mathematics is just applied philosophy.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 12:38

Maybe just philosophy where most people agree on the axioms and can make a valid argument.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 14:20

"Hit or miss" is such a wishy-washy term.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 16:14

I wonder what I can use to make small anus wounds heal faster.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 17:24

He actually gave it to Nishimura.
I can't even believe it.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 17:51

Oh shit. I don't know what to expect. Maybe financial disaster since Hiroyuki is pretty prone to that. This is truly the beginning of the end, so long 4chingos.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 18:00

> Hiroyuki (Mirai Kensaku Brazil) had signed a contract with a data mining company named Hotlink and sold them the personal data / user comments from 2ch.net.

Uh oh!

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 19:06

Haven't been to the place for years. Tried to make a cheer up post that they finally got truly Japanese roots, but the thing told me my IP range/ISP/country is banned without providing me with an actual list and that I need Premium VIP membership. Same for my secret VPS. Without a proper list of bans, this looks like a great tool to abuse.

They should be happy they got an actual jap — admin or not — on their board anyway.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 19:59

> 4chingos

This sounds like a Mexican insult.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 22:29

Is Nishimura that bad of a guy, or is it just fear-mongering? I don't want the site to die.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 22:37

You'd think that it being Nishimura who sold user data would be common knowledge, but it's not. Most people on 4chan threads i've seen think that 4chan is owned by who currently owns 2ch, that is, the guy who also owns 8ch, rather than nishimura.

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 22:46

So it's Hotwheels who overthrew Nishimura? Or are you talking about a different 8ch?

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 22:50

I can't bring myself to care about Hiroyuki owning 4chan. It's like nobody uses Adblock.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 22:54

the owner of 2ch now, Jim Watkins I think, happens to also be the owner of 8ch, or something similar. Watkins fired nishimura for doing seedy stuff like selling data and deleting negative posts about the companies that paid him. People on 4chan are thinking instead that Watkins is the one who did the bad shit, as well as thinking that 4chan and 8ch are owned by the same people.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 23:10

Adblock doesn't protect you from datamining the posts themselves though, and since 4chan has a policy of blocking proxies and VPNs, then there's no real way to protect you from it if you insist on posting. The ones who are more at risk are probably the 4chan pass people.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 23:18

8chan partnered with Futaba, not 2ch. Jim isn't involved at all.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 23:25

you sure?
because 8ch says jim owns them

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 00:02

What the fuck?
This is the first I'm seeing of this.
Jim is US Military btw, so....

2ch got rid of it's shady thug owner, only to get owned by the military, then 8chan got the hosting it needed, but it is from the same military handler. 4chan then looses it own shady thug owner, only to be replaced by the shady thug former owner of 2ch...damn.

Well, at least SAoVQ, 4-ch, and the Post Office still exist!

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 00:13

This is what the idiot admin there thought too, 2ch is still as much not 2chan as it was when he sold his hosting to the admin of 2ch.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 00:16

Fortunately 4-ch is a financial black hole and will never be victim of a commercially motivated takeover.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 00:26

What do you mean by "Jim is US Military"? That the companies he owns and operates are a front for military? Could it be cyberwarfare I keep hearing about?
But shouldn't CIA be on the forefront of new espionage technology? And how is NSA involved? They were building that huge datacenter after all.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 00:33

>>468 he was in the Marines or something stationed in Japan, that's how he became a weeb in the first place. I don't know what that other guy is talking about though.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 01:43

USG often uses legitimate businesses as fronts for things. See our history. Sowing even more right-wingness in our military parter Japan would be great for our interests in the region.


471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 02:47

The Elitist Superstructure of BBS Admins

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 11:26


473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 12:25

The amount of people on 4chan /qa/ who had never heard of Hiroyuki before yesterday and think all the allegations against him are some kind of 8chan disinfo campaign is disturbingly high.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 14:59

I think I really like vanilla.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 15:08

To be honest, that would not be something beneath Brennan nor 8chan. Imageboards are a virulent, toxic thing to be involved in now.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 18:11

Damn it DQN, I come here to be an obscure hipster not to find people in the same thread as me.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 18:31

>>475 says you

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 18:42

Me too >>474,84

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 18:48

This supposedly bitter chocolate I bought is sweet as fuck.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 20:25

In my experience, fuck is mostly quite savoury.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 20:56

I read there was going to be a AMA thread with him on /qa/ at 8PM EST. I want to ask him about this stuff and see what gymnatic logic he'll come up with to explain it away.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 21:17

Oh shit. Ive been seein posts on 4chans qa board about people wanting to migrate to textboards. Someone even suggested this place. Are you guys promoting this site? Hehe

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 21:33

Send them off to 4ct.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 23:43


485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 00:31

you want to use pic icon?
I think try and error is best way.
May I ask the detail about tripcode thing later?
'cause tons of question are ahead of me.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 00:49

I'm happy that there is no stupid 4chan users who easily are deceived without any evidence.

First of all, NT technology, which is owned by Jim Watkins, were a hosting company which hosted 2ch.net servers.
Also, they provided domain privacy protection services.
I used their services.
"I" means (Packet monsters Inc. and I) in all later sentences.

One day, their credit card servers were cracked.
The 2ch pass service was made by Zero Inc. and NT technology.
They secretly stored userfs credit card numbers and users personal information.
And, Crackers leaked those information.

I didn't have any access to the 2ch pass servers.
And Ifve never known that they stored such information on their servers.
After the leaking, they wanted to make 2ch pass again.
But I couldn't trust them so that I declined.

And, they were almost bankrupt.
So, Jim stole 2ch.net domain and systems.
It is what happened.

If they don't tell a lie, they can explain that
"Who gave or sold the domain and system to you?"
"Is there any evidence like a contract?"

There are no such evidence because they stole.

Actually, I have sued them in Japan. The lawsuit starts on Nov.
If I do illegal things, why wouldnft they sue me?
Instead of that, I have sued them because they are liars.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 00:52

"It was all my paper company, not me."

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 00:59

yeah, this q&a is shit so far

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 01:05

He seems to like replying to just the same repeated questions with the same repeated answers over and over.
I don't think that's a Japanese culture thing, I think it's just him being stupid.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 01:42

I'm having a blast tbh

I wish I had gotten something to eat beforehand

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 03:00

This whole Q&A smells like victory

Not for 4chan, of course.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 05:08

Is it true that the reason moot left 4chan was because of a pic of her sister sucking cock started popping up on /b/?
Man, that seems pretty heinous.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 05:19

Sounds like bullshit to me. I'm pretty sure he just grew out of it.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 05:23

Yeah that's not true. Moot just didn't want to deal with the bullshit any more.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 10:18

Why can't you discuss that shitty chan on one of its boards?

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 13:25

Because it's comfier here (L¥ƒÖ¥`)
Also because 4chan seems to be frozen right now.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 13:33

Nah man, it's 2015. If moot-chan's sister hadn't sucked her share of cock she'd be suspected a homosexual or worse, a prude.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 17:37

I'll bet they sucked cock together.
I suppose that means that we're no longer the western version of 2ch.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 18:11

Why the fuck does Windows hide file extension by default? Isn't that the most retarded thing ever?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 18:27

This always pissed me off too. Enabling display of file extensions is of the first things I do when I install Windows.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 18:33

(L¥ƒÖ¥) Maybe you shouldn't have pirated windows. Thread locked.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 19:15

Remember, 4-ch.net and 4chan.org have NOOOOOTTTHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG to do with each other.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 19:21

Same here. Never quite liked a lot of the default decisions windows makes in the interest of being "user friendly", but I suppose it's too late to change now,

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 19:23

Sadly this seems to be the paradigm on which modern tech companies design their software. Somehow obfuscation becomes "user friendly".

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 19:52

Anyone who has ever posted "nvm solved it myself, thanks :)" is a very bad person who I would not let share a meal with me.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 20:04

Other than historical purposes.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 20:47

Because it's all about /pol/, all of it. As a gesture of good will, I was going to start a thread on wakaba's /soc/ only to find it was frozen due to spam. Since I didn't want to return here emtpy handed, I downloaded the unarchiver for OS X.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 21:27

Females be stumblin' and fallin' a bit before regaining they composures

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 22:00

Strangely attracting.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 22:33

I guess I'll never be an elven priestess. ._.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 22:48

A good substitute for /soc/ is http://world2ch.org/board/ - it's even relatively active.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8058 23:27

What are you talking about >>497 it's 1993

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 01:47

We have an imageboard...

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 01:47

I can't tell if I'm tired or want to kill myself

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 03:58

I just hope BPS doesn't go through with moving all the old threads to the archive.

516 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-8059 08:54

You think it's a bad idea?
Of course I wouldn't move all threads - just ones which might be over 2-3 years old or something.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 15:04

What? WHAT‽

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 15:16

Can we determine if a board is dead based off its velocity or acceleration?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 15:22

I Really would like the text box fixed. I'd been too huge for years.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 16:19

I mean the other boards it would work for, but on DQN only the closed threads are really inactive compared.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 16:19

I mean the other boards it would work for, but on DQN only the closed threads are really inactive compared.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 16:52

I think it would just encourage people to spam in threads that are at whatever line you set.
Maybe just remove the stupid ones.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 17:27

I'm opposed to removing the old threads. There are so many great gems out there, just waiting to be bumped, like this: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213878405/l50

524 Name: Mr. Likes To Post In Threads. : 1993-09-8059 18:30

Hi, I'm Mr. Likes To Post In Threads.
I am posting here, because I like to post in threads.
That's why my name is Mr. Likes To Post In Threads.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 19:03

When the Shirt Novel reaches its conclusion, I'm going to write it up in a fairly nice epub and PDF, with an alternate version preserving all its formatting artefacts.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 22:05

My life is wonderful.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8059 22:29

Will you do short novels 1-3 as well

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 02:06

oh joy!

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 02:18

Will you do it in LaTeX (or similar)? This is the only way you can do it justice.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 02:49

A cute girl that I haven't seen for a while texted me this morning saying "Hey I miss you!" Hm....

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 04:32

I wish cute girls would talk to me.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 05:09

I wish any living human would talk to me.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 07:25

What, are dead humans not good enough for you?

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 09:42

I wish cute ghost girls would talk to me.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 14:22

What, are non-human otherkin not good enough for you?

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 14:23

I wish I was a cute girl.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 19:39

This is a good idea. I'll start soon, but I'm fairly busy lately.

Yep. I'm also looking at Pollen and AsciiDoc as my netbook isn't quite beefy enough to cope with more than about page of LaTeX.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 19:45

Is life worth the pain if you face it all alone

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 21:38

Receiving simultaneous blowjob and double mimikaki.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8060 21:44

>>538 depends what you do with it. It's the only one you get, so make it count, bubba.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 02:50

reading old dqn threads on my phone at the laundromat thinking that if someone asked I wouldn't be able to tell them what was funny like you had to be there, man or you just wouldn't get it, dig?

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 08:47

I haven't pooped in like 5 days...

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 09:07

I just pooped but it wasn't very satisfying. Please do your best.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 14:35


>my netbook isn't quite beefy enough to cope with more than about page of LaTeX.

Uh. Isn't LaTex just a document format? Does your laptop have a 3MHZ CPU?

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 14:55

The cute girl that texted me back at >>530 is just playing with me. She keeps agreeing on vague times to hang out but cancelling. Bah

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 15:06

And isn't literally every netbook orders of magnitude faster than the computers that built and ran LaTeX when it was objectively a bit on the heavy side, in the eighties?

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 15:35

LaTeX distributions are really big, so maybe >>537's laptop just doesn't have enough disk space.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 16:57

That would affect LaTeX in general, though, and it wouldn't get worse with more pages. Perhaps the LaTeX in question is very computation heavy (lots of tikz?).

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 17:14

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550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 18:14

It's mostly my vim that, for whatever reason I can't really be bothered to find and fix, slows down at least proportional to the size of the file. That, and latex renderers also take time proportional to the size of the input (as expected) -- for a (now apparently obsolete) class of device tuned more for battery life than performance, these things add up. Especially at the later stages when you've already split as much as you can into separate files so the cursor can update more than once an hour and you're just tweaking layout and checking every change still gives you enough time to make another coffee.

Yes, I could change CPU scaling and keep the disk spun up for longer and whatnot, but then I'd be changing CPU scaling and keeping the disk spun up for longer for the sake of editing a document. I could just use lower-friction tools, perhaps the kind that doesn't leave a prompt up (presumably for you to input the rest of the file) when "there's no line here to end".

Ri;L„DMjÉ I posted a slight rant on the internet, and now I have to go into hiding for a few days

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 18:23


552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 20:45

I am annoyed that the rikaichan dictionary files have to include "centre" "armour" etc in parenthesis after the real word to assuage Inselaffen who shit their pants in a rage whenever they see an "o" that isn't next to a "u".

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 20:48

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 21:45

The Barrens is permanently associated with that 33turbo album hokago mix juice in my head because of the one time I spent like 3 days on a private server getting drunk and clearing every quest in the zone while listening to that album over and over.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 22:15

555 GET ready to be disappointed by the lack of update tonight. Sorry.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8061 22:19

The logical intersection between gearfaggotry and the actual practices of homosexuals leads to videos of extreme anus-tuning fanatics "hilting" toys larger than their thighs, presumably made for an appreciative audience.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 03:38

Is there something like rikaichan, but for German?

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 03:49

"Suggested: Monkey picks nose with stick and eats it"

Youtube, you suck.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 04:19

that uncomfortable stage in a long term NEET's life where all the friends that used to be empathetic or even envious start to finish university and get real jobs and lives and families and come online less and less...

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 08:25

I feel like I should be surprised that there's a tamagotchi wiki.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 09:29

Lots of TikZ definitely slows down compilation. My Master thesis ended up taking over a minute to compile from scratch due to all the TikZ-cd commutative diagrams. Sadly >>550-san's netbook is too weak.

Maybe afterwards somebody could convert it to LaTeX though. I only say this because no other software offers such detailed tuning of typesetting. Just check out the 'microtype' package!

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 09:50

Usually in these circumstances the correct solution is to have your wife spayed

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 15:04

I'm extremely bored and have nobody to hang out with.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 18:01

I wish I could hang out with someone who was board under the moon.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 20:31

Press every downvote button.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 20:48

That's way too erotic.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 21:08

My captcha is bi and I am bi.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 21:16

No broken ankles, please.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 22:14

it's a melodica
also those kids are japanese

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 22:22

At least he didn't lie about them playing perfectly.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 02:39

I think having a good income makes you less confrontational online.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 02:52

Late night printing? Date night printing.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 03:54

I'm starting to realize that I'm considerable less smart than I thought I was.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 04:36

I'm starting to realize everyone else is a whole lot stupider than I thought they were.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 05:10

I've realized that being smarter than everybody else doesn't help you much in life.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 05:35

Could you get a more realistic performance out of actors by dosing them with LSD and convincing them that what's in the script is really happening around them?

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 11:54

People have tried similar things, "Heart of Glass" tried it with hypnotism, usually the answer is no.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 13:47

Imagine if you'd realized earlier that it's not worth making friends with mentally unstable people. Where would you be?

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 14:00


580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 19:34

Windows refuses to work with my wireless network but it works fine in Linux with no fiddling. Is this finally the year of the Linux desktop or have I entered bizzarro world?

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 19:37

All the music I like is in minor key, and has either the i->IV or the i->III transition.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 19:39

Many Linux distributions have worked out-of-the-box on most non-exotic hardware for many years now.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 02:47

all the music I like has minor or major seventh chords

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 03:57

It's awkward as hell when you meet friends of your friends and you don't get along with them at all.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 19:14

I've been farting a lot this evening.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8064 21:28

Me too. Silent but stinky.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 00:41

Maybe, but then they'd react like themselves high on acid rather than the character they're supposed to be playing.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 01:31


589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 10:58

I should be doing something productive with my life, but all I do is sit at home and browse the internet.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 13:35

I was sitting at a sushi bar last night, eating takoyaki and drinking Asahi and hell of weeaboo'ing it up. Then a guy down the bar pulled out his phone, propped it up on a stand and started watching anime without headphone on and I felt like a relatively normal person.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 16:09

The staff didn't do anything about it?

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 16:29

Super Pochaco

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 16:31

I've been to several sushi places and none of them serve takoyaki which bothers me.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 16:59

>>591 I was only there for a few more minutes after the guy showed up, but the chefs seemed kind of amused, like "hey check out this weird guy who likes cartoons." Maybe one of the waitresses said something to him later.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 17:04

Control tower updates are on a short hiatus again due to dwarves, and the fortresses thereof. My updates begin from the seventeenth page, if anyone's interested in following along.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 17:39


597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 22:13

Peeple is a shit idea, but it opens up a niche which I feel I can exploit with something immediately better and more streamlined. I haven't been this excited about an idea I've had since college. I feel I can definitely pitch it to some people and get something going on.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 23:03

Control tower looks interesting, but it also seems like one of those things that's too big to get into easily. I liked the first part of the first thread, at least.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 03:01

When normal people ask what kind of music I listen to I just tell them I listen to whatever's on the radio, it's easier than explaining that I mostly listen to lolicore, denpa, and Japanese EDM.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 05:21

I think my professors would be more reluctant to give me bad grades if they got to know me better.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 05:42

do you visit them during their office hours?

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 06:58

It's really hard to post on sites from lynx and w3m.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 09:56

Less than three.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 11:50

I enjoyed the first story but fell behind on the second one, now I don't follow it. It's a shame but mostly my fault.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 15:12

Sounds cool to me.
Get to know them better.
Their idea disturbs me. It's basically getting other people to extort people for them, while they make all the money off it.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 18:12

I've been following the story fanatically, and try to post a command after every update, and I've even taken notes about the story, and there's still a bunch of things I don't understand. I've decided to just accept the mass confusion and go along for the ride. (Some kind of plot summary would be nice, though...)

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 18:17

>>599 Have you ever tried to explain lolicore to someone who doesn't know what it is? I've tried a couple of times to people who asked but it always comes out wrong.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 20:00

I don't really understand it myself, so I have a hard time trying to imagine explaining it to someone who hasn't encountered it.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 20:51

I understand my phone doesn't want to offend anyone by including curse words in their dictionary, but why is the word loser not included. It's not like the only use of loser is as an insult.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 21:21

It's just breakbeat hardcore with anime samples. It's their problem if they don't know what breakbeat is.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 02:01

I wonder if some boring movies could be edited down to say a few minutes and actually become some what interesting.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 03:18

The really talented but doesn't try characters are practical poison to egotists.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 12:16

> Some leftist twit will say "must be Teabaggers!"

Nah, you're just trying to paint "leftists" with the same brush as the human trash that frequents vox day's blog and vox day himself, since he charmingly took the chance to say "must be gun control!" (a bold lie too, since concealed carry was allowed due to state's laws), like the tone-deaf imbecile that he is. Incidentally, vox day is a talentless hack who resents the whole world for not being born with the gift of wit. THIS IS MY CURRENT THOUGHT RIGHT NOW I'M SORRY.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 19:05

Conceal carry doesn't grant you the right to carry in "gun free zones." Sorry.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 19:26

Except you could in Oregon

It was even appealed and it failed

Umpqua's code of conduct, on reference to guns, even stated gexcept as expressly permitted by state law". If you checked the link to gateway pundit or whatever, the code of conduct screenshot included that line, he removed it, what an honest upstanding citizen.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 19:37

>>614, 615
If you do respond, I'm going to make a thread on here http://4-ch.net/politics/, or you make it if you don't see anything and want to respond.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 20:21

Why don't soldiers sing any more?

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 22:29

Volunteer armies now, no reason to protest by singing the Mickey Mouse Club themesong while napalming villages.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 22:36

Why do you want them to sing?

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8067 23:43

So they'll be well-prepared for the Valhallan bacchanalia that awaits them after death!

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 02:40

I can sing something if you want.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 05:12

Are you a soldier?

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 10:33

If only my parents knew what I do at nights

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 14:52

I'm sure many people have sons who dress-up as singing soldiers.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8068 17:09

Touch me more!

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 02:06

Things like Brussels sprouts or liver and onions, whenever they needed a "gross food that kids hate" to go to in a cartoon or something those were it, but they're actually pretty good.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 02:12

I've never listened to a single ICP song but I drink Faygo sometimes. People have it backwards, Juggalos started drinking it because they are unemployable manchildren and it's like a dollar for 3 liters.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 02:51

Dude, soda is so fucking bad for you though.
Just buy straight water.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 03:30

>>626 I blame this idea directly for the fact that I can't find a restaurant that serves chicken liver anywhere in my area. Chicken liver prepared the right way is an amazing dish but people are all "ewwww liver" like a bunch of worthless plebs. I should just make it myself, if I can even find any supermarket that sells it.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 03:50

>>629 they sell them in big plastic tubs at the grocery near me. Most people buy it as catfish bait but they're amazing pan fried and eaten as-is or quartered and added to pasta sauce with bell peppers and onions.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 04:02

Where's "my area" anyway? Maybe people in my area (midwest US) just aren't as squeamish about offal as Commiefornians, they even sell chicken livers at KFC here.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 05:33

I just put an empty container that had microwave chow mein in it on my copy of Hunger by Knut Hamsun. I'm full.

vc: wowzzness

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 22:26

My sleep schedule is ruined forever.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8069 23:21

This may be a problem.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 13:12

Smile at the sky.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 14:50

But the sky won't smile back.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 15:24

I just got given an ipad mini from my maths department. Anyway to make this thing look/feel better? Ew.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 17:01

I feel like I should try cocaine.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 18:47

Try pooping on it ( ~[˘)

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 19:12

iPoop iToilet

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 20:35

A cheerful devil girl kissed me on the lips in my dreams.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 20:42

I wish I was any kind of cheerful girl.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 20:49

i had a bad day

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8070 23:00

Cause you had a bad day.
You're taking one down.
You sing a sad song just to turn it around.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 01:46

>>644-san read my mind after I saw >>643-san and I feel really weird about it.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 12:25

I will never feel truly at home anywhere.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 18:17

Buy some cheap land in Northern Maine and build your own home.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 18:39

Sometimes the best thing is to realize that he'll never come back and you should just move on.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 18:56

Are you taking about Sigourney Weaver?

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 19:57

Haemorrhoid rage

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 02:41

>>644 I had to listen to this garbage in the car with my dumbass cousin driving and singing along with it and now you're making me hear it again in my head.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 03:48

Sounds like you had a bad day and you're taking one down. Sing a sad song to turn it around.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 14:30

Mermaid bones.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 15:38

That is sad, but she could've played the finest Pink songs and then you would've had a shit day.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 18:11


656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8072 23:55

Memories of Septembers past.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 00:25

Sometimes I post things in this thread that aren't my current thoughts.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 02:11

immma get that bitch nerd that wouldn't debate me on /iaa/.
imma debate the shit outta him.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 05:41

IPFS over i2p is the future.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 07:18

I'm eating a bag of tasteless wheat bread while doing differential equations homework and I have this feeling inside of me, but I can't tell if it's sadness, excitement, or hunger for more tasteless wheat bread that I hate.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 09:39

I have this idea where we make a bbs with an effort system.

effort system
The effort system allows you to exert effort into the post (not by making an elaborate post, but by clicking a lot), and when you exert effort, your mood and intentions are read and it produces an emblem which is associated with that current post. Posts that are similar to each other have similar emblems (these are called sets).

collecting emblems
Users can also collect these emblems. To collect an emblem, you must show your understanding of the post and the poster. You don't need to empathize with him, but you need to understand how he felt while posting and vaguely understand his general attitude towards life. Collecting emblems ranks you up and gets you more control of the website's assets.

value of the emblem
Collecting sets is worth more than collecting individual emblems. This is the only thing that is established about the worth of an emblem. The value of an emblem is subjective unless it is part of a set. Because a real value can't be determined, we can't rank people based off of what emblems they have (unless it is in a set). More often than not, it is the person who has collected the most sets that has the most control of the websites assets. Still, each emblem will be given an associated value. The associated value is like how as humans, we associate a face to things like mountains or cars. Although the objects do not have faces, we can still associate a face with them. And although the emblems have no determinable real value, we can still associate value with them.

virtual pot
To associate value to the emblems, every emblem is mixed up in a 3d virtual pot that can be viewed live once a day for twenty minutes. When the pot is done being stirred, a cute anime girl who is the mascot of the website will remove the lid and begin ranking people based off her findings. If you do not attend the live performance, you're emblems will not be included in the pot. Although they will not contribute in determining the value of their selves or other emblems, they will still receive a value that will determine your ranking.

final thoughts
Really the most exciting part of this idea is the thought that millions of anonymous people could get together everyday for 20 minutes to watch a cute anime girl open up a stirred pot. If I could remove everything but that I would be happy. But the rest of it is kind of the foundation of the pot event. I also think that there needs to be more coherency between certain aspects of this idea since it isn't really well thought through.

Let me know if you're a programmer, artist, someone who can provide funds, or someone else who wants to contribute to this project. Or if you can't and still want to help, you can share this post with a friend or a colleague or a family member. And you can always give us feedback on our project. A release date has not been determined.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 10:29

shut the frick up dork i'm not gonna read all that shit

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 10:54

yeah I forgot the tl;dr was supposed to just point you to the virtual pot section. No, not that kind of pot, you dirty boy. ;)

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 11:58

>>648 Maybe he wants to come back, but there's other circumstances one's not aware of?

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 12:09

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 12:48

Spooky get

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 13:13

The visual hallucinations have come.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 16:06

That's a pretty catchy tune. We might just do that.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 17:46

I find a bit bothersome when you get to the point that you think loneliness is an essential part of your unique identity. Highly ironic that the simplest course of action to dispell such a myth is to reach out and find that your neighbour is lonely too. But then you would lose an important part of your identity, wouldn't you? So you just don't even try and live purposely separated of the rest, married with the immutable idea that nobody will ever understand you, or that you will be forever incapable to form a significant bond with anyone except, maybe, your internet friends whom in reality you only share a couple of niche interests with... and the crushing loneliness because, let's be honest, we all share that feeling.
What a shitty brain lapse. Just don't be sad, ok?

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 18:35

Death to longposters

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 19:36

If >>669 is too long for you, you might as well go buy your toilet scrubbing equipment now because I can't see you getting any other job.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 19:39

I don't think you grasp the situation. It doesn't matter why he left. All that matters is he's gone now and not coming back. We all need to move on.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 20:29

I'm actually very successful. Thanks you for worrying about me though.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 20:42

A very successful toilet scrubber?

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 21:10

Two days until GochiUsa S2 starts, and then I can happily drown my sorrows in moé forever.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 21:43

Is Yuru Yuri S3 airing already?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 21:52

I acknowledge the physical and mental differences between the sexes and the evolutionary context in which they arose, but I also think in a modern society, while still keeping those differences in mind, people ought to do what they want to do and not be confined to their evolutionary pigeonhole. Depending on who I ask such a view either makes me a cis shitlord literally worse than Hitler or a SJW kike.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 22:15

You acted so reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion. But now everyone knows that you acted reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 01:24

How is it possible to be literally worse than Hitler without having literally killed six million via Führerprinzip?

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 02:25

Visual hallucinations peaking at a severity 2. Imagery quickly fades away when focused on.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 02:26

Gold-ball sized hail.
Hail sized golf-ball.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 02:46

I feel good about myself in a non-descript way.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 03:05

I agree with you. The "internet culture war" is really stupid. I try to stay out of it as much as possible.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 03:38

Scratch that. Peak has not been reached. Hallucinations are now becoming persistent.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 16:16

Get the Gibber high, he gets hipper.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 17:12

Holy fuck Apple just approved an update for my app despite it not scaling at all for the iPad screen. I was so sure it was going to get rejected. Christ, if someone downloads it on iPad, I'll get in some hot shit.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 19:33

I thought six mill was just the Jews he killed, but the gays and gypsies were not included.
Fix it quick before no one notices.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 19:46

Wow, that sounded mean. I meant before anyone notices. I'm sure many people like your app.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 21:10

>>672 I don't, it was a shot in the dark.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 21:12

>>676 Is it?? I thought it was just an hour-long one-off, that's great news if it's true!

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 22:24

Why do I always do everything to excess?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 00:05

I didn't take offense. And seemingly no one has noticed which speaks very very highly of how many people actually use this thing.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 05:49

I carried 12 liters of water for a while today. They were in the form of 24 500ml cheap plastic bottles, all shrinkwrapped together, and as I walked, the only thing I could think of was a thousand giant rats having sex in unison on a really squeaky bed on a really squeaky floor.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 06:08

Shit hat cat

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:45

Synchronized shitting.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 10:33

Last night I painted a picture of a missile being launched from a boat, saying "THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES", and then I just noticed someone posted the video in the youtube thread a couple of days ago. It's really freaky how often things happen in my life then I find it's been posted about within a couple of days here - are we really so alike, or am I posting them then forgetting I posted them?

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 11:22

I'd totally marry a woman just so we can cook for one another and get loads of cats and never have sex.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 16:29

I find myself consuming various media, then realize that two or three people on the sites I frequent are discussing the same thing, without any special reason for the overlap. I think we really are quite alike.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 16:39

I wish I could Šª‚«ã like all the cool DQNs on TV.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 17:04

I havn't been here for almost a year and I forgot how comfy textboards are. I'm also at work now.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:34

Going to an acidic text board and managing to subdue an inflammatory troll with relatively little effort

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 20:38

I feel like sometimes a person here will discover or remember a piece of media, then make multiple posts that suggest it without explicitly mentioning it. I feel this way because I've done it myself.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 22:06

>>702 I do that as well

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 16:17

I don't often fall ill, but when I do it's always a throat infection.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 20:17

" your mood and intentions are read " how does this happen? Is it just based on the number of clicks?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 22:55

they're talking about us again

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8076 23:52

Neural networks will be trained on sample data. With various information about the clicks (such as position, number of clicks, frequency, how long clicks are held down, what objects on the screen are clicked, position and angle relative to last click, time of day) as the input, and mood and intentions as output.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 05:57

What kind of objects are we talking about here? Will there be pictures of things or just the standard objects you see on a website? What if the clicker accidentally clicks a button they didn't mean to?

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 12:30

Accidents are statistically insignificant with enough non-accident input, and even if they aren't below the noise floor for NNs the variance will actually help train it better (to mitigate local maxima in mood calculation).

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 14:39

If I were to make something similar, I'd just make dictionaries for each mood, like the word cute is young and casual, whereas the word hitherto is polite and more "mature". Sort of like that website analyzer that claims that DQN is written by a girl.
Effort would be measured by length, mood, how many long words are contained within the post, the number of replies and lenght of said replies.
I don't think the emblem should match the post all the time, and the algorithm getting it wrong sometimes would be part of the fun.
Of course, on my website, the emblems would automatically personalize your anime avatar associated to all your posts.

The name of my website? geaonline.moe

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 17:43

There are many ways to give offense, but the easiest and most effective way is to ignore someone. By doing literally nothing at all, you can send the message to your target that you are better than him and that he is not worth even one second of your time. This works well if your target is trying to greet you or to speak with you, and it works especially well when many other people who you both know are around to witness it.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 18:20

I was trying to lead into a 'trouser drop' joke as a play on words but I think it just came across as a plain old dubstep reference.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8077 22:55

My life is fucking awesome.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 01:25

Where would the 3d pot come from? Would one of the artists make it? I found this, and it only costs 5$. It looks really cool. If you couldn't afford it, maybe you could get an artist to imitate it for you. Also, I really like >>710's ideas, so maybe you guys should collaborate together.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 05:18

Eating Pop Secret while watching Top Secret

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 17:49

>>715 Playing Golgo 13 Top Secret Episode on the NES.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 18:20

. . . .

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 18:37

Writing my resignation letter in LaTeX

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8078 20:06

You should write it on latex and then snap your boss's face with it on your way out.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 00:59

Democratic debate tiem

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 01:24

Candidate 1: I think we should tax the people more!
Candidate 2: I agree with you!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 02:27

Getz/Gilberto is kinda shit

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 02:42

Ok maybe not

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 03:10

Ice age must've been pretty cool

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:11

it's certainly nowhere near Astrud. But there are a few good tracks

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:26

I think your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 04:41

I agree. How wrong I was! We must take it further.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 22:20

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 22:27

I really had no idea minions were so popular on facebook.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8079 23:43

We are all invited.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 00:29

You didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 00:34

It's too damn easy to walk out of a grocery store with a bag full of candy and then eat it all that night.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 01:12

Why can't people just be quiet and respectful? You know, normal.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 01:38

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 02:21

Nice post, (*߁[ß).

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 02:50

I want to take other's work and say it's mine.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 10:23

I impugn your knowledge of human history if you think that is normal for humans.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 12:50

>>728,731,734,736 are all my dupes. That's right: I posted those comments, not four of the five other posters.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 15:58

For those of you who get work done and stay motivated for school work, how do you do it?

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 16:40

Just knuckle down and do it, get it over with. Easy once you make it a habit.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 18:38

Give up.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 19:40

Jerk off more and afterward it's easy to focus.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 20:49

Pocky is my secret weapon. It helps me focus and keeps me from chewing my nails. It also has a form factor allowing for slow consumption so a box can go quite a long way.

When I need to do anything that'll take more than an hour or so, I like to hit up the library and find a quiet cubicle, which helps reduce distractions and force me to just get it done. I'll often find something interesting I haven't heard in the media section and listen to that while I work\particularly symphonies and other things with a large form factor, because it gives me the chance to sit down and listen to something start to finish that I wouldn't otherwise.

In terms of organization, as soon as I get an assignment I put it on my calendar. It's easier for me to understand my workload and remember to do everything if it's laid out that way. When it gets really heavy/stressful, I write down everything I need to do (school-related and otherwise) individually on sticky notes and then put everything in order of execution, then focus on only one thing at a time and refuse to deviate from that order; this helps keep me from feeling overwhelmed.

And yeah, having been on both sides of the "productivity" curve, I still have to remind myself that the time I spend after I finish stuff is better quality time than the time before I finish stuff. Why not maximize it? (The answer is inertia, which is in the end the biggest foe in our fight to be awesome and rich.)

It's totally fine to want to screw around and waste time. I think that's a more or less universal desire. You just have to recognize that just like with booze, you can control it or it can control you. In the words of Tower of Power, you got to keep your monster on a leash. In the moment it's not fun to put off rewatching Twintails until you finish that assignment, but if you zoom out and look at a bigger perspective, it makes more sense.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 21:27

Even in an engineering thermodynamics class the girls can't refrain from talking about make up.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 21:34

The world's finest cunnilinguist could believably be a woman

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 22:10

What the fuck am I doing?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8080 23:44

Fuck! I'm gonna go do my homework!

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 00:14

Man, I was so good at procastinating at college. I basically mastered the art of doing everything at the last minute. Studying, big programming projects, essays, they were all done right before deadlines.
But kids, don't make a habit out of procastination, or one day you may find yourself in the middle of Hades when you are working.
Also children, if you run an IT company, make sure your programmers are focused on one task only and don't overwhelm them with side projects for fucks sake. Why is this so hard for managers and VPs to understand is beyond me.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 00:15

Whenever I see the acronym PoC for "person of color" I think it stands for "piece of crap"

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 01:24

>>749 same, but for "point of sale"

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 02:49

You're either a genuis, haven't gotten far in your major, or have an easy major. Not sure what's most likely.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 04:09

Me too, just as soon as I finish checking DQN. And maybe saovq. I wonder if anything is happening on 4chan...

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 04:15

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 11:13

If there were a moé anthropomorphism of fluid dynamics, I imagine she'd be a cute girl with long, flowing hair cascading down her shoulders and a lovely stripy dress with swirly frilly bits along the bottom hem. She'd call out to you enticingly, and you'd rush over to her, arms open ready to embrace her, then as soon as you got within range she'd kick you in the nuts as hard as she can.

At first you'd be too shocked and in too much pain to understand what's happening. "But she's such a lovely girl! She couldn't possibly do something like kick me in the nuts." you'd rationalise. She'd smile sweetly at you, and you'd feel momentarily relieved, but then she'd just kick you in the nuts again, and keep kicking you, over and over again, until you either give up and leave her alone or succumb to the Stockholm syndrome and fall in love with her.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 19:27

an in-your-face interface

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:30

Was any better book on programming than SICP ever written/invented/discovered?

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:32

TAoCP, you goddamn freshman.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 22:50

SICP is meme-tier nonsensical bullshit

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8081 23:30

SICP and K&R are babby's first CS books. One for theory (because who'd use Scheme for anything) and the other for practice. Saging the topmost thread because the 5-0 can kiss my bottom!

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:26

ordered a nice pair of headphones, finally no more dollar store earbuds for me

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:37

Noooo, you should've gotten DT 990‼

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 01:59

SICP is actually one of the most kind-hearted and cheerful books out there.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 07:33

It really sucks wanting to bang every remotely attractive girl you meet. It slowly eats away at your sense of self-worth as you realize that almost none of them want to bang you.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 12:55

SICP is too hard for freshmen and doesn't offer that much for experienced programmers, you're better off just outright learning a LISP yourself. It was a very complete book, though.
But to be honest, I never really did need a "programming" book. Really, the two books I HAD to buy for my major because they were so useful was Cormen's Intro to Algorithms and the Silberschatz dino book cause I like dinos with PDAs. The rest I photocopied or downloaded.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 14:24

Yes, SICP dives into abstraction even before Chapter 1. I think it was one of the courses where students sat spending much of their effort on making concentrated, understanding faces, but then, years later their brains finally processed the course and they thought, "What a genius lecturer we had!"

Speaking from my personal experience related to "computer science", unrelated to SICP.

Also, who takes that niche between novice programmer and experienced one? How experienced? And how impatient? I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play, yet he greatly recommended reading this book.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 19:19

Early 21st century USA will be known to later generations as The Gelded Age.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 21:08


>I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play
>I had a friend who was good at memorizing code and then retyping it over and over while religiously masturbating and his structs.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 22:26

Don't misquote.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8082 23:25

I wish my current thought was something other than this.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 01:13

Are you feeling a bit jealous that some people are capable of writing some good, efficient code instead of sticking to some framework or high-level language?

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 01:17

ERROR: dick jammed. Lick off the jam and try again.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 02:28

this eroge starts with a warning read by the main actress "while playing this game, please brighten the room and do not fap too closely to the screen"

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 19:32

>>770 Who gives a flying fuck about runtime efficiency at the age of infinite RAM?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 20:29

Maybe your just sad and confused like me. It's okay. I think we're all a little bit lost. Come here boy. Let me wipe the drool from your dry crusty lips.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8083 22:24

Brute force! Fuck your horse!

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 00:23

The internet is too loud. Maybe I should turn it off. Or maybe I just need to turn down the volume. Not that I can understand what's going on at such loud volumes.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 01:40

I wonder if I can bait the machine into trying to destroy me and so squander its energy.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:21

I really want to post anything right now.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:31

Echo your yarrow into the text box.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 02:43

real turtle, mock soup

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 03:56

Yeah, I've noticed this too. I want to turn it down, so that I can understand what's going on. But how do I know that I'd like what I see since I've pretty much comprehended nothing since the beginning due to it being at such loud volumes.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 04:05

Back in elementary school, I used to watch Prince of Tennis on Toonami. I would have finished it if it hadn't been for this asian kid lying to me and saying that the MC dies in the end from a tennis ball to the head. At least that seems like a lie to me now. But now if I thought that were true, I think I might actually want to watch it more.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 07:53

I like cute things.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 08:21

I'd play that.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 13:59

Posting is painful.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 14:02

Fill in the blanks.

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 15:39

Quality /prog/rider post.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 15:45

Listening to these cute girls pretending to be rabbits really reminds me of the futility of my existence.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 16:21

I want to thank Wikipedia for cataloguing all that information about The Flintstones. Who would've guessed it was Pamela Anderson who voiced Pebbles on The Flintstones: Little Big League?

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 20:28

Zeghamet Benis is a great name

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8084 21:54

Is there anything phase plane analysis can't do?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 04:45

Nazism 2: Desert Bogaloo.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 18:06

Godsmack is a good band

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8085 21:35

Fun night with my friends and relatives. the first time in my life, but I talked with my friends and family members. we have to do something about the future. it was great to have the right to be able to give you a lot of homework. I was thinking about it and it is not the same as desu, but I'm glad you are looking at it.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 02:36

Homosex is gay?

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 05:41

What 2 do

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 13:59

Kill me. ¬

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 15:59

Gay is more than just sex.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 19:13

It's also a way to be special if you're a reedy little talentless girly boy.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 19:44

I got a different job and am now in the month of shame, where my boss doesn't talk to me and I sit around not even trying to look busy.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 20:01

Iterative solutions of non-linear algebras

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 21:31

Give him apology juice, touch him with your elbow playfully, wink and tell him to take it easy and if has some good business idea outside his job, you would love to work with him.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8086 23:56

Holy shit, it's Thursday already?

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 00:46

This is the excuse that we are making. Is it good enough for what you're paying?

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 04:35

the subtle surrealism of watching gachimuchi videos while my meth head neighbors are outside screaming at each other about something

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 04:39


I have meth head neighbors too.

I usually listen to eurobeat to drown them out.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 05:01

You don't have to shout.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 05:18


810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 08:45

Geho Geho

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 09:32

Good grief, man, you invoke memories of niconico videos in me.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 12:19

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 14:44

I never go into all the preiphary sites that went up around *chans through the years. There was boorus and wikis and niconico and pixiv or whatever. I never got into them, I know nothing about them.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 15:58

People who browse reddit coming on DQN scare me.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 16:15

We could do worse.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 19:38

It makes you wonder how important the chans really are. Would the same people have come together without them? Would you and I be taking on something that's not quite a text board?

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 20:18

yo >>815 listen to this, i went on dqn the other day, yup the elitist superstructure, that dqn, but the place was packed then i noticed people were posting links from reddit oh the fools this is D-Q-N for pete's sake this should be a bloody place that sage or be saged mentality that's what's great about this place people that go on reddit should screw off and go back to reddit amirite anyways they posted some links and i was like hey just stick to today's special ha ha ha

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8087 23:02

I'm so happy to see /img/ has become almost nothing but Touhou.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 00:37

I browse reddit unironically. I've been doing it for the past month or so. The quality goes up and down depending on the subbreddit. Some of them are extremely 4chan-ish, in a "culturally homogeneous to the point of the userbase being virtually indistinguishable". If they appended everything with -fag, it would be literally 4chan running on another platform. Also the people at reddit like to jerk each other a bit more than 4chan, and by a bit I mean a whole fucking lot. Stroking it among each other seems to be like their favorite sport.

But really, it's surprising that the folks at 4chan and at reddit don't recognize each other a whole lot more. From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 05:37

doing psychadelics and molesting satori together with koishi

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 09:56

>>820 But don't you have a name and a score on Reddit? Whether you like it or not that puts a spin on the pure ideas that are posted, and that is a bit distasteful...

823 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8088 10:21

Yeah, that's pretty gross. Even I stopped shoving my tripcode everywhere

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 12:09


>From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.

While I think that's naive, speaking from personal experience, it is still a reminder whites are still a majority in at least the Americas.
Now I'm interested in what the results of an actual demographic survey would be.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 15:21

I don't think it matters at all. I don't think Reddit, or 4chan for that matter, are good places to discuss "ideas" to begin with. When it confirms their biases, the userbase takes everything at face value and do no discriminative effort at all, username and upvotes be damned.
Further, anonymity doesn't fix confirmation bias, it just removes one step from dismissing ideas contrary to your beliefs: if everyone is anonymous, in your mind, everyone is potentially a shill. No need to go check their posting history to pin the adjective on someone.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 15:33

The internet's not a place to be serious
Let's chill, you know, just be mysterious
Copy and paste, that's how I roll
I don't really care if it gets out of control

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 23:39

I don't want to live through winter.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8089 16:01

The 3-penny opera.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8089 16:02

When BPS fixed the posting time he forgot to do the same for if you failed the VC.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 03:32

>>827 Life is a black hole of shit, so I agree with you. I have to drag along though.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 04:36


832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 04:42

It feels like the world should have ended a long, long time ago.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 08:55

>>823 What made you change your mind?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 16:54

London comic-con was yesterday. Lots of boobs.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 17:23

I'd probably try psilocybin or LSD given the chance, but I have no interest in most other illegal drugs.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8090 23:47

I remember there was this video of this new anime CG process that looked exactly like it's 2D counterpart. I can't remember how long ago I saw this. Maybe a year or two ago. But I thought it was going to revolutionize anime CG and possibly video games. But I haven't seen it since and I'm not even sure how to search for it.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 01:11

I can't pronounce the word "recognize".

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 01:15

Man, I really like Mr. Peanutbutter

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 03:33

I wonder if I can just put this melted jello shot back in the fridge and eat it.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 05:40

yeah probably

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 09:31

I want to fap, but I have a pretty good streak going

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 17:42

I want to eat, but there's too much nonlinearity.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 19:00

I apologize.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8091 21:42

Now my car is fucked up.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 01:56

As much as I hate beardculture, I cannot resent how funny people with beards look sometimes.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 04:05

Beards have a culture? Are there beardforums where people blog about their beards and review beard accessories? Do they just endlessly repost that picture of the guy with birdcage beard with a working door?

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 04:07

I guess Owen Wilson is actually a pretty common name

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 05:45

This thread is the only thing tying me to this world and not entering the next.

Good thing the thread is long.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 05:56

Let me give you a little more line, DQN. Fly higher.


850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 16:45

Indeed there's a subculture around beards. Why is it so surprising? If you decide to leave your beard for a long time, it pretty much becomes a part of your personality. I've seen people become nigh unrecognizable when they shave off their facial hair, beards are that big of a deal.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 17:29

A person complemented my hat. Today is a good day.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:28

Because when I think of a person with a beard significant enough to warrant any kind of discussion about it, I certainly don't think of somebody who is eager to talk about it with others. I think of somebody who just doesn't want to deal with shaving every day and doesn't really care about other people's opinion of their beard. Perhaps it's a California thing.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:35

I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasantly like being an attractive female.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:36

Also, what >>852 said.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 20:47

Here's what I would have liked your post to say:

> I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasant being an attractive female.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8092 21:22

I'm genuinely sorry to disappoint.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 05:17

Do I like cats

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 15:29

Who doesn't like cats

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 19:41

Cat victims.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 19:48

Do you wear a fedora

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 22:14

Who doesn't wear fedoras?

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 22:51

now now, let's not resort to petty hat insults

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8093 23:34

Excuse me, but the correct pluralization is fedorae, from the Latin.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 01:46

Happy National Cat Day, everynyan!

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 01:58

Blah blah Control Tower hiatus blah blah dwarves blah blah thread here, first update page 6.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 03:50

I'm terribly afraid of google fiber. That just seems like being directly hooked into the botnet. They currently have no actual competition as far as I can see. Competitors will probably be forced to go out of business. Then they'll start enacting their terrible privacy policies since we have no other option. No VPNs, no peer to peer networks. They'll figure out some lame policy about encryption to maximize their data mining. I'd rather my government run my internet. At least then I'd have small vote in the matter.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 12:48

Same here.
IPFS over I2P when?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 16:24

What the fuck is this shit with testing a single fucking button. It's literally one fucking button press. I don't need your fucking approval, I know it fucking works, you stupid moron. You're a blithering buffoon and I'm going to make them fire you for being so fucking useless at your actual job (read: not mindlessly pressing buttons).

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 17:52

Why should society cater almost exclusively to the whims of an out-of-touch imbecilic elite who has inherited fortunes for generations? Why should we perpetuate the lie that magnates have earned said fortune themselves? They can't even wrap their little heads around a flat tire on their luxury cars, let alone understand the nuances of management.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 20:00

Doesn't it just work? Alternatively, doesn't I2p have a Freenet-esque data web?

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8094 21:36

I was being a complete smartass, and nobody thought to tell me that yeast is a fungus.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 03:50

Whose wife do I gotta fuck to get a job in here? No, seriously, I gots plenty, I'll do your daughters too.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 11:01

I love those Dorf succession stories.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 13:53

I am very excited to play the new Isaac game tonight.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 18:47

Israel rules

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 18:58

Jews are bad news.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 21:10

I neither like nor dislike jewish people.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8095 23:25

I don't have any negative personal experience with Hebrews, but I'm disturbed when I see images or articles that point out how they hoard power and money, or that they have scary plans to destroy western civilisation.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 04:43

Western civilization? That's where I live!

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 04:50

The Jewish and Islamist people are worse than any Christian or Evangelic people you've meet so far.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 10:45


882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 11:38

I'd like to thank tiled, the tile editor, for forcing me to figure out how my level maps will work.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 12:09

... but only if I have all transitions from all terrain kinds to all other terrain kinds. Otherwise it fills the whole thing with random crap.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 17:54

Depraved banging

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 20:27

At that point my opponent had a mild psychosis and started referring to himself as a rabbit, and talking about discovering the length which his anal orifice extends.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8096 22:18

Flocks of albatrosses circling around my head.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 22:48

pyon pyon

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8097 23:26

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 03:47

My eyes hurt

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 07:55


891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 08:36

I threw a sickie. I just told nSAoVQ; don't take it personally, it was just first in tab order. I'm going to spend the day with anime, games and programming.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 12:11

I wanna play some resident evil

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 16:13


894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 17:03

You know what? Fuck this latitude.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 17:29

fuck this longitude too. in fact, fuck this altitude while you're at it!

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 19:24

I kinda feel discontent with my latitude too now...

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 22:24

What the fuck do I do with youtube videos of something sad happening? Do I give them a thumb up because I feel for it or a thumb down because I dislike that it happened?

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 22:53

Personally, I do neither and don't have a youtube account.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8098 22:56

Little did you guys know, you had an elite amongst you. I'm employed by a multi-million dollar company... ...as a cashier.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 10:43

The intense space autism is the fanservice for male viewers, but girls needed a scene of Reinhart playing with Kircheis's hair and looking him deep in the eyes every now and then.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 13:48

Humans consume a lot of plant seed, but when it comes to animals tasting theirs is suddeenly eww and gross?! Way to have double standards, my species.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 19:21

I almost nuked my 201 tabs at work

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8099 19:57

D-did someone on my office actually read this? No way, I hope. Holy shit he did get the axe. I'm a bit scared now.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 02:00

You have become... deflated...

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 03:15

There was nothing insulting about the post. It provided no truths that I didn't already know. The poster wasn't being rude. So why do I feel so taken back by it. I think I need to do some more thinking.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 17:57

<adjective> State of <location> and <location2>

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 18:26

Korean State of North Korea and South Korea

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8100 19:21

Lethargic State of Disinterest and Lackadaisicalness

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 00:18

SAoVQ turned into shit.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 00:37

It's hopefully temporary. The problem with small boards is that when a few bad posters appear, the whole website turns to shit. Unfortunately, I think the word "secret" in SAoVQ attracts some rather elitist trash to it. Of course, the only real cure to this is to lead by example. Post what you think is decent, ignore what you think is trash, and don't try to get in meta-discussions of what should and shouldn't be posted.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 04:33

No, your B-hole. The one that bees come out of.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 08:32

Wish I had a cute boy who rubbed off in my tub and forgot to clean it up. I'd write a post about it.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 15:43

This is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice and be glad in it.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 19:05

>>909-910 You could just go away, you know.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 19:57

I don't know what I am any more.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 21:41

Why the tub though?

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 22:59

Who would want to be a miserable genius? I would choose be a happy fool any day of the week.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 02:01

God just doesn't want me to play rhythm games

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 02:55

The Fool is never as happy as he acts, and he understands more than anyone else.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 03:56

What makes you think a fools not as happy as he acts? Are you a fool, so you know? How do you know you're not just an unhappy fool? Don't you think someone who understands more than anyone else isn't a fool?

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 04:09

Not at all. The Fool is foolish because he knows what the courtesans don't.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 05:44

I've called the National Suicide Hotline or whatever it's called and I both times I phoned I got put on hold for 10+ minutes with bass and piano jazz.

The music was nice, but for fuck's sake I might have killed myself in the meantime. What are you people thinking.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 06:00

Yes, I'm going to leave the website I've been going to for many years because of a few rotten apples. Great idea.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 06:07

4-ch always kicked SAoVQ's ass, anyway.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 08:13

Amen brudda

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 13:42

Everyone likes alpacas.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 15:56

Maybe I overdid it.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 16:18

A classic movie with an unfortunate title.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 16:54

My housemate keeps talking about wanting to platonically cuddle with someone, but when I offered she said "that would be weird." I don't know if this means she doesn't actually think cuddling is platonic, or if she just doesn't like me, or if she likes me and is worried cuddling would feel more-than-platonic.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 18:48

Quiet from Metal Gear blowing a massive loud fart. A fart so loud that it blows her cover.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 19:49

I guess I should revise my statement because apparently this fool is a rather smart person. How about I'd rather be mindless and happy than to be intelligent and miserable.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 20:30


Please respond.
I really want to know.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 21:42

I rather doubt Quiet has a working digestive system. She doesn't fart.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 22:08

I want to platonically cuddle a cute loli.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8102 23:48

Why am I even memorising these kanji?

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 00:33

I'm kinda done with the whole Japanese thing.

I've seen so much that it all looks the same.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 01:11

Yeah, when I was learning english, I got to the point wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 08:06

Apparently, Uber is simply not as useful when you're fucking wasted and want to go home because the shitty app doesn't seem to quite nail where the fuck you are; I had a driver fucking outright reject me because I couldn't find him in the middle of my ethilic stupor (which is now since lowered to a bearable intoxication, enough to coherently post)
Either make sure you have a designated driver or a friend sober enough to locate the Uber cab on a phone screen.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 16:15

A single sakura petal dancing in the breeze.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 16:17

Who the fuck wants some random drunk-ass moron in their car anyway?

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 18:23

Yeah I was drunk you bitch, that's what happens when you call me out of the blue at 17:30 on a Saturday evening to help you move.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 21:12

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 21:15

Hey guys. What's up?

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 22:33

This slight headache sucks

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 02:01

People who want money.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 21:56

What are good podcasts?

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 22:11

Gamewank was pretty good.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 22:51

Naming your daughter Chastity is just daring her to become a trashy slut.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 07:31

The fuck kind of name is Chastity anyway?

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 14:01

The same kind of name as Prudence, Grace, or Faith. They used to be a lot more common than they are today.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8105 14:16

I want a daughter just so I can name her something like Persephone or Ambrosine.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 03:46

Didn't do my work again whoops.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 04:40

I want to name my daughter Viola, but I don't want her to play the viola.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 06:20

I have not pooped in 4 months and nothing my doctor is trying works. I'm gonna cry.

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 07:59

My girlfriend left her petroleum jelly in my apartment

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 20:13

Call Roto Rooter.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:10

Fuck it in the ass!

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:26

>>954 Use a fire hydrant to give yourself an enema.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8106 21:33

What the fuck is wrong with my country's government?

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 02:14

Jews probably.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 03:17

I'm such an idiot. I saw this thin, red, shiny piece of metal, and I couldn't stop playing with it. I kept folding it up, bending it, and pressing it against my thumb. Then I decided that maybe I should stick it in my eye. Now, I can't see out of my eye and it keeps scratching against my eye every time I move it. Am I'm going to have to go to the doctor and explain this to them.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 16:59

a cheap pun about cordial cherries

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 17:20

That's indecent.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 19:45

Well, after trying reddit for a couple of months, I find myself already tired of that place. Time to try tumblr!

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8107 22:58

Please go.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 00:01

I have too many biscuits.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 00:31

Says the guy who hasn't tried either. What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 02:06

Until recently, I'd forgotten that I grew up in a neighborhood with gang violence. I wonder if I could have gotten some scholarships with that background.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 05:18

Have you actually tried consuming fecal matter? If not, does the argument you just made convince you that you should?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 05:55

Only if you're not white while having been from there.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 06:40

Good one, loser.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 07:05

Damn. Well I guess I should be happy. I didn't miss out on any scholarships after all.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 07:31

Tiny dick

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 12:37

browsing dqn at school is comfy

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 17:34

If there's some fecal matter around, it's you, boy.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 18:16

Why the hostility? All I'm doing is rhetorically pointing out that the argument
What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?
if taken to its logical conclusion, would be an argument for doing things that are obviously idiotic. Therefore, that argument is a bad argument. In fact, I would claim it is very useful to be able to identify, from a far distance, things that you won't enjoy. This will prevent you from wasting more time in the future.

So you should be considering what, exactly, you ended up not liking about Reddit, and wondering whether you can detect those same qualities early on with other sites. For example, many people dislike the way the moderation system in Reddit leads to a strongly-enforced collective opinion within groups of users. If you are one of these people, consider whether there are any characteristics of Tumblr that would lead to the userbase dividing into groups, and those groups then reinforcing their own opinions.

Or, perhaps, you can identify something that you don't like about 4-ch. The world is full of things to do, and it's not as if you'll ever exhaust the possibilities.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 18:40

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978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 18:50

Is it a current right now thought if it's a reply

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:12

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980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:13

>>979 get

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:14


> if taken to its logical conclusion

It takes some real density to take rhetorical devices to any sort of logical conclusion, just saying pal.

Let's get serious here though, I got tired of reddit because it's mostly a place to splurt out brief witticisms. Mildly long, well-thought out posts are barely even read on that place, let alone replied to (yet a post of mine that is literally 10 words long sits at like a hundred upboats) so I'm wondering if what's essentially a blogging platfrom is more receptive to long entries.
Also take some cool ideas from there since I want to make my own blog from scratch at some point.
And I just want to hang out with different people that are not you guys, don't get me wrong, most of you are cool and stuff, but there's like 50 different people here, tops.


982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:36

>>981 On Tumblr you choose whose content you see* so if people don't want to read your long thoughts they don't have to follow you. Often I see people criticise it for being full of "dumb feminists" or "special snowflakes" or "SJWs" or whatever, but it's the user's choice to receive content from anyone like that...

*Since it was bought by Yahoo there are much more "recommended blogs" and sponsored posts and shitty adverts which kinda defeats the point I think... I hate David Beckham! I don't care if you're playing soccer around the world for charity! I don't want to see your face! And why would I be interested in following instagram camwhores?

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 19:39

I'm sleeping with a girl I don't even like that much just because I was so excited that somebody came onto ME for once

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 20:29

All this talk about Tumblr and Reddit made me thought I was on 4chan for a few seconds.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 20:45

A rhetorical question is a way of presenting something which is not a question. In this case, that something was along the lines of eIt is better to try something before saying it's shit.f. This is a claim, an argument, whatever you want to call it. As an argument, we can question whether it's a good argument.

I find it amusing that you don't see this, but instead reply with what looks like an insult(?), and then go on to say that you are looking for ewell thought-out postsf.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 20:55

who cares

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 21:04


988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 21:53

Are we really discussing this seriously?. Such an egregious false equivalence should be visible by just about anyone. For what it's worth, I don't think many people would consider calling stuff poopy to be good argumentation. Maybe if you are 5 and on your anal stage. I'm not replying to any of this shit anymore.

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 21:55

The very sweetest.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 22:06

Apology accepted

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 22:20

Nice try, gaywad.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 22:48

You still misunderstand my posts, or perhaps you don't know which poster I am. I wrote only about literal shit, and then only because you had used it figuratively above. If you want to discuss something seriously (as you claim), you might as well do so.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8108 23:32

Yes, upon rereading, it is clear that you definitely misunderstand my posts. I am only concerned with the fact that you are using a silly justification for your actions. You defended your choice of websites to browse with a certain reason. That reason was such a bad reason that I was compelled to point it out to you. The example about eating shit was not a comparison to Reddit - it was actually taken from your rhetorical question about etrying shitf (paraphrased).

Rereading the chain of posts with your misconception about comparisons to Reddit cleared up, you should find your posts rather entertaining.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:07

There's like 3 different people responding to you. I don't think you know what's going on. I'm not >>988 and I'm not the guy who said he browsed reddit or tumblr, but let me clear this up for you. Yes, you don't have to try everything to make sure it is not shit. No, you can't say something is shit until you try it. This is not the same as saying "you can't say something is unhealthy or dangerous until you try it" because that is objective and can be known without experiencing it. Saying something is shit is a subjective thing that you can only know through experience. If the guy wants to find out for himself why tumblr and reddit are shit, props to him.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:34

Sometimes its hard to let go of things.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:35

Sometimes you got to let it all out and be savage.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 00:38

But sometimes, by chance, you slip past everything, and when you look back, there was nothing there.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 01:22

Nah, it's pretty clear who the one-offs are, who are rightfully irritated by the conversation. It's just that the one guy completely misunderstands what he's even being replied to about.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 01:27

Sunday bacon for the meme generation. End thread.

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