Sharks aren't even mammals, you imbecile.
okay, but shark girls are hawt
well the hawt ones are hawt
i'm just horny okay
favorite 2hu artist tweeted that his ass was bleeding and hasn't said anything since
I hope he's ok
on the other hand 2019 is wild
his own mother probably doesn't even know his ass is bleeding but some NEET american on the other side of the world at 3 am does and wished him well for it
fuckin bonkers mates
I shouldn't have read the lyrics to Deadly Valentine, it was better when it was a french lady singing in unintellegible english.
Say what you want about PC gaming, but I shouldn't risk cutting myself when assembling fucking consumer-level electronics, what the shit. At least I didn't bloodied up the motherboard.
>>12
Lord Carmack demands blood sacrifice as tribute in exchange for a consistent 120 FPS.
> YouTube
> uTu
> heyyyyyyyyyyy what's up it's ya boy fr00t snax uTu
notices influencer owo whos this
Perhaps.
thelististructure
THANOS CAR
http://tanasinn.info/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/TheSuperMagnesium&offset=&limit=500
has there ever been anyone so devoted to poorly documenting history and geography on an abandoned comedy wiki no one reads?
>>21 the SAoVQ link is now a spam blog that looks like some effort was put into it... unless you look at the logo spelling it "secre tarea", which is a style of DADDYCOOL THE VIPPE Rbut then I checked around and it's not an easter egg, guess we didn't payhim enough :(
If SAoVQ had become a member of the United Nations and appointed members to key positions, DADDYCOOL could have been the secretariat of VIP quality.
I have spent entirely too much effort today trying to figure out how to pirate a game from 2004. Can't find a keygen and think it's reasonably unlikely someone ever made one. The one serial I found is most likely only compatible with the initial version, which I can't find; if I set the system clock to when the serial is valid (which is before the findable version was released), the registration part will confirm that it's valid and accept it, then when that dialog box is closed the game will yell a rejection message and quit. I'm not quite 1337 enough to get any useful information out of a disassembly, and not rich enough to have the really nice tools for poking at things.
/shrug
>>24 I tried being 1337 enough several times throughout my life, I think by now I've sour-grapes'd myself into facing a reality that there are good reasons there aren't really that many people who can do anything meaningful with disassembled code.
HEY HEY HEY
I'M A MAN WEET A PLAHN
Let's get FUCKED UP!
sad
lonely
broke
and now also freezing
falling asleep in a snowbank with a bottle of everclear doesn't sound so bad anymore
so what I'm getting is that if I want to get laid I have to learn to pretend to enjoy alcohol
I deserve this.
gay porn looking like a renaissance painting
I want to start a shoegaze band
God why is my nose hair so FUCKING itchy? Does no one else experience itchy nose hair??
I hear nice things about radare2
>>34
Do you like pulling the closest to nostrils out with your fingers?
Microsoft doesn't indulge on masturbatory navel-gazing philosophical though experiments such as ship of theseus, so if you change your motherboard, it's a new computer and your license is not valid.
Anti-intellectualism as justification for being a capitalism apologist? That's a paddlin'
That tilde guy's site... what if it meant to be an allusion to "masturbate"?
>>34
omg I have this exact same problem.
it gets a little better if I trim it but it grows back pretty much instantly
> "youtube oncologist" is a thing
> and it shows up in my recommendations
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
calling my representative to advocate for euthanasia so that youtube, 4-ch, and other websites with terminal cancer can die with dignity
open source gacha game
(an idea so cursed i'm considering touching it)
We must have a lot more users than I thought. Since I posted the illegal scam link yesterday my site got 140 unique visits, which is 140 more than normal.
why have john 3:16 at a sports game when you could have revelation (of john) 3:16 at a sports game
16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.
vc: wow
>>52
Aren't you the same guy who decides to throw this exact tantrum, unprovoked, every couple of months? Just go away.
If not, please feel free to show me, random internet stranger, the error of my ways, so that I may cease poisoning you with my toxins.
Politely asking my cancer cells to leave my body before they kill me.
You probably think that post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?
>>54
The original toxic post was a joke, it's derived from the youtube oncologist post above. Nobody is toxic here, we hadn't got a single flamewar in months, we all love each other and we love you too.
All of you shut up or I'm saying his name three times in the mirror.
I kinda want one of those novelty tentacle dildos, but they're so expensive...
<3
Properly detecting and conveying sarcasm through text is hard
hi i'm >>43 and a degree-holding website oncologist
youtube has aggressive, malignant cancer marked by periods of intense rage and an inability to control its bowels, while 4-ch has a slowly decaying tumor of the userbase that has caused it to fall into a near comatose state with just enough mental activity that its loving parents refuse to discontinue life support
hope that clears things up
As Oscar Wilde used to say, the only thing worse than being in a near-comatose state is not being in a near-comatose state, arf arf
for real though, I miss the time when youtube poops were good
This guy makes old-style youtube poops, and appears to be active. Last video was last week.
https://www.youtube.com/user/iteachvader/videos
Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.
You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon
"I beg your pardon" is a correct way of saying it, isn't it?
Why do I have "I beg you a pardon" firmly lodged in my head?
MOTHERFUCK this is surprisingly hard
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
> In his essay "A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs", philosopher Donald Davidson suggests that malapropisms reveal something about how people process the meanings of words. He argues that language competence must not simply involve learning a set meaning for each word, and then rigidly applying those semantic rules to decode other people's utterances. Rather, he says, people must also be continually making use of other contextual information to interpret the meaning of utterances, and then modifying their understanding of each word's meaning based on those interpretations.[31]
AFAICT most study of how the brain and memory works since then has largely supported this argument. We are running around less with a dictionary in our heads, and more like poorly remembered versions of its citations.
>>69
eyyyyy are you a francesco from da italiano bistro, he makes da gooda calzone
printing hello world is so easy, it's just a matter of string->u8vector standard-output-port 1 dig port-write
also monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors
what's the problem
20 GOTO 10
I feel like using Tumblr makes me hate Jews more.
Tell me about your bones.
I am the Bones of Creation.
Every day since I've left that place I've been thanking myself for it.
I mean yeah, everyone is entitled to an opinion. What they aren't entitled to is having their opinion be respected or taken into consideration when it's clear they know nothing about the thing they have an opinion on.
>Consistent accounts are given that Jeanne’s hair was short and black, that she had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, ‘she was short as to her stature.’
>The people of Domremy testified that Jeanne [...] had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, ‘she was short as to her stature.’
>According to Jean D’Aulon, Jeanne’s steward, who often helped her to get in and out of her suit of armor and slept many times in the same room as Jeanne, described her as being beautiful, strong, and well-formed (shapely).
>Every description of Jeanne’s hair was that it was short and black. Her eyes were described as “large, dark, and grave”.
Why is she so consistently portrayed in fiction as almost the exact opposite (tall, pale, long blonde hair, thin and delicate) of how she actually looked? Looking especially hard at you, Nasuverse.
There is also a sort of idealization regarding "what features do Westerners have that Asians don't that is found attractive" so the probability of an idealized character being blond(e) / blue eyes is very high. To augment >>82, Rose of Versailles is probably the work most responsible for cementing this archetype, especially as regards attractive androgynous female badasses (which the Nasuverse is absolutely infested with in case you didn't notice lol, but it's seriously an oft-cited influence to this day).
Many (certainly not all) haafu in anime are portrayed with that combo despite that a majority of Westerners aren't blonds and by animu logic they might not "actually" be blond just like their classmate might not "actually" have pink hair. (When we're going with idol/mahoushoujo crap, yellow-themed girls tend to be the onee-san type, for example, so it may not have anything to do with Western genes). High school genetics even claims it's impossible barring a very unlikely mutation--that's not the whole picture, but let's just say I've never heard of either trait occurring in someone who has, for sure, a 100% Asian and a natural blond or blue-eyed parent; granted, I don't look very hard, but I do live (and grew up) in one of the areas they are most likely to exist.
if cats are liquid then that means they don't shed, they evaporate, which is consistent with my observations of "not fucking being able to own black clothes unless i keep them in a sealed bag"
Oh, so Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure actually got it right.
>>83
Yeah, Rose of Versailles definitely came to mind, but doesn't literally have Jeanne d'Arc as a character (AFAIK) so I didn't theorize about it.
That said FGO features the Chevalier d'Eon too and there's obviously a healthy heaping of Oscar in that character design, although also a healthy heaping of moeblob.
Probably some Oscar in the original Saber too, who lead to all these other blondies.
It carries out and/or is w
It's so easy to get lost.
Remember when Placebo swapped Joan of Arc's hearing aid for a Sega Mega Drive? It still melted
>>86 heh, I'm just a loserific consumer of Japanese crap and that sort of archetype is one of my less disgusting fetishes, so I've had time to think about such things ._.;;
Incidentally, I did just literally start FGO. The old-school troll in me says there is no actual point to continuing past the first scenario, since (SPOILER) even once you filtered out the "first one's free" mobile game dose like easy energy and Babby's First 10-pull (ACTUAL SPOILER BUT SOME Y'ALL READ VERY FAST) you get bestgirl, lose worstgirl, find out the world has already ended, and never have to face not getting your preferred gacha waifu. Like Christmas morning.
The Secret Area is currently down
It's back, I guess?
I don't have a soundloud but hek out my OOL FREE RINGTONES
>>90
The old-school troll in me wholeheartedly agrees that Cú Chulainn (Caster) is bestgirl.
today is my first day of work ever in my life
i'm 24, almost 25
rip to the NEET life, feels like the real end of an era. those dreamlike days are never coming back.
I am your goddess.
>>95 You never know. When I started work I was disappointed to no longer be NEET, but actually I was surprised by finding a fun job that paid well. After a few years the company folded, and I was a NEET again but even better because I'd saved a stash of cash. No more hassle writing up my jobseekers diary to get the dole! Take it easy a while and then another job will appear. And then they might make cuts and you find yourself unemployed again.
my vocabulary level be like, I know the word "rede" but I also can't formulate a thought without using "like" about 50 times
A woman whom you know to possess multiple dildoes that're at most as large as your penis, will surely also have several larger ones hidden away.
Hydrox? Sure, I'll eat 'em while watching my Betamax tapes.
captcha: no
Hello I'm new I heard there were COOL FREE RINGTONES here
also sampling granblue (i don't care for these mobile-ish games i swear, but i have to keep up with the times, and the last time i did these was when zynga was shitting them out by the dozen). way more up my alley in certain respects i usually like (like the way the setting is presented, and not being translated in a way where i could tell which Japanese verb was used half the time), but the crazy web interface has given me a pretty bad first impression.
like, the tutorial blitzes all this info past you that few people could hope to learn in one sitting, but then sleeping on it, I realized it's just spelling out every little thing about a simplified bog standard JRPG battle system and it was all the latency that made me assume it was not sticking to my brain and therefore difficult.
still, katalina, dayum
something about all this inspired me to change how i approached designing a certain character, but then i forgot what. what a loser i am!
>>102
granblue's consistent high quality aesthetic and actual worldbuilding are pretty cool, but I could never play for long due to the insane grind, insane power creep, and interface designed by Satan himself
as for FGO, its translation becomes readable after the 4th singularity or so (which is perhaps not coincidentally when the plot also stops being total garbage not worth reading anyway), but they never fixed up the old parts. also compared to granblue it's pretty cool how random low rarity characters like hans andersen and cu (lancer) are still some of the best in the game
if you're not brain damaged enough to play games of this type for long though, save yourself while you can
>>103
haha, i did have a dream a few months ago about my Sims Social character being depressed because she's living in a house completely unmaintained for a long-ass time because the game had been been shuttered but shit didn't stop existing or something. seems... symbolic somehow.
i do feel like i'm incapable of getting a thrill out of slot machines despite having a lot of addict traits. and a lot of what makes these kinds of games into whaling boats is stuff that quite specifically turns me off. it's almost like freeloaders aren't really what they're after!
I'm getting Touma'd over here. Apparently I'm not living my life correctly.
Annihilate yourself.
i'm like 15 years late but lolicore is just breakcore with anime samples
i had only seen chibi gudako before, so i was under the illusion that she is wearing a hilariously ineffective straitjacket. but maybe that's the idea in the first place....
is there anything more metal than a finnish band doing a cover of a german pop song in english about a russian wizard
ttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18277055
wahoo, i found it!
saw it when i was like 4, didn't know japanese, haunted by the tune but the only words i could remember don't give you much to go on, google-wise...
then i saw it in 2hu art and realized holy fuck, that's one of the lines. thank you based haoya.
Oww.
crankin' because you're horny, aren't you
I did it! I really did it. I am an okay person.
i've learned the secret to controlling the level of pungency of my own flatulence. so far i've only figured out how to become smellier, but before long i'll have the whole system completely figured out
can't actually remember how i came across templeos the first time
might have even still been called sparrow but i'm not terribly sure
>>119
oops
now my shameful display is immortalized forever in the pages of our research paper
now it looks like i went super saiyan and jumped 115968 ranks in one day, but it was just a change in the ranking system that happened to reward my handicap of trying to only log SS plays
it's year of the pig, time to release some filthy sludge metal/post hardcore album called "Year of the Pig"
i just hope i too can be "dumbass cute bitch" in someone's phone one day
vc: daw
year of the buta-otome
Sad anime girls.
the day that "dqn osu multi" will be uttered unironically draws ever closer
if I ever get rich the first thing I'll do is pay to promote a dickbutt tweet
either that or "chaika on your TL"
in sad anime snow
fake keyboard no sale
At least I've got you guys
God, I forgot about 4-ch again... Getting too old, it's just too fast for my old bones.
Not sure why people think they can unironically call someone pretentious without sounding hypocritical. Maybe that's just me.
>>134
Well, you see, in the works of Stone, a predominant concept is the concept of modern reality. However, the subject is interpolated into a capitalist paradigm of narrative that includes narrativity as a paradox. The premise of the subcultural paradigm of consensus suggests that the establishment is capable of truth.
“Sexual identity is part of the absurdity of culture,” said Sartre. It could be said that the main theme of his works is the rubicon of textual society. Any number of deappropriations concerning the bridge between truth and class exist.
Therefore, we must look to Lyotard’s model of semioticist discourse, which holds that narrative comes from the masses. Relevant also that Debord uses the term ‘Baudrillardist hyperreality’ to denote not materialism, as Baudrillard would have it, but postmaterialism.
I agree. Chocolate IS tyranny.
Is it "Baudrillardist" or "Baudrillardian", or do they mean different things?
I have a confession to make, I thought Guy Debord's first name was pronounced "guy" as in dude, I only found out it's pronounced "gee" like a week ago.
>>138
It's actually a hard g (no homo), so it's pronounced like the beginning of "gizmo".
We all wish it were so.
so "gee" or "gih"?
"gay"
Helps to remember that it was originally a diminutive of "Guido."
Gwee da Board
ghee the butter
社畜社畜働け社畜
CAN'T
STOP
ME
NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
sai dai ou jou
saidaioujou
Reizoko CJD
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ги Дебор
What the fuck is wrong with English transcription/pronunciation? Explain "aisle".
>>151
back when england had this weird inferiority/superiority complex in regards to france and french due to technically being a holding of norman invaders (who in turn took a few centuries to come to grips with how having a kingdom is cooler than having a duchy, even if you regard the place as a backwater that bristles at your ownership), it was mistaken for being related to "île"; an easy mistake to make, seeing how the language of medieval churchly and knightly life is full of shit where stuff got imported while the 's' was considered part of the french word but was still in flux unlike today where in metropolitan french it is silent (esquire, isle, fest, castle, paste). even in the generation following the hundred years' war, a lot of england's printing was done on the continent by people who were by profession printers, not linguists, some of whom still held out unrealistic hopes for a merger (not an uncommon opinion, mind you).
samuel johnson's dictionary recognizes that "aisle" is an error, but by then it was too late--for saving English spelling, it has always been too late. shit was already fucked by the time chaucer rolled around.
but in the wide world of languages, there's always going to be shit that just doesn't work out the way it's supposed to. as crazy as english spelling is, the language has been remarkably stable over the past 500 years as long as you can get over certain issues, and spelling is the big one, which mostly settled down around the time printers decided (mostly on their own, it appears) that having an s that looks like an f is sucking insane.
My desktop has all the grace of a mass grave. I am a tyrant who got a lot of good projects killed, and not even the got-the-trains-running-on-time kind, but the I-accidentally-all-our-industries dictator.
anti tax refund people act like the people who opt to get a refund are just retard plebs and forget that most people aren't financial planners tracking every single penny like a vulture, they're just broke and working some shit job. give them an extra $20 a week and it'll get spent on stupid bullshit like food and gas. it's like the finance jew version of "why dont millennials just work for a year and buy a 4 bedroom house for $35k like we did lol", spouted by clueless retards with an agenda.
>>154
there are anti tax refund people?
why? is this another of those EVIL GUBMINT SPYING ON US things? wouldn't have imagined refusing to collect free money is a very popular position.
>>155 the idea is
if you're actually getting a tax refund, it's because you set withholding too high, meaning you paid the government too much in taxes. that's why they give you the refund in the first place. but you're technically giving the government an interest free loan in the interim between tax seasons. but if you ask the average person working some garbage retail job to support two kids whether they'd rather have an extra $20 a week or if they'd rather have a $2000 lump sum once a year, guess which one they'll pick? like most "financial advice" it sounds good in theory but ignores the reality of the actual people who could use the advice the most.
>>156
okay, that makes some logical sense, let's do the math
if the government paid us interest on excess tax withholdings, it would probably have to be at a competitive rate with banks' business lines of credit or they'd just borrow from them instead - I'll use Bank of America which offers 7%
for a hypothetical $2000 return we're paying about $38.47 in excess withholdings a week, now plug that all into something like https://www.savingscalculator.org/weekly/
result: the gubmint is robbing us to the tune of $73 a year
now $73 isn't nothing particularly if you're poor, but is it worth getting butthurt to the tune of boycotting your entire return over? you decide. meanwhile I'll just donate plasma a few times or work a little overtime to earn at least that much cash and counteract my losses
>>157
yeah, basically. now divide that interest by 52 to figure out how it applies to your workweek. the average person living hand-to-mouth wouldn't really be helped out by an extra ~$40 a week as they would a sudden single payment of $2000. $40 a week means they might eat a bit better or have some extra gas, $2000 all at once means they can pay down debts, put a down payment on a car, move to a better apartment, or just blow it all on liquor and frivolous bullshit (admittedly not an uncommon use of refund money). a McJob worker would pretty much always be better served by just taking the refund, someone with a decent wage would be better off setting withholdings as low as possible.
>>156
$20 × 52 weeks = $1040 a year, the $2000 would literally be the better deal in the first place, gg no re
>>159 we hadn't done the math yet at that point, that was just ballparking
vc: naw
I'm fucking cute.
>>120
It was indeed called sparrowOS, and before that it was called LoseThos, which was also terry's twitter handle, why do I even know this shit?
RIP Terry and thank you to all the good people who donated to mental health and homeless charities in his name after his passing.
>>163
his was a unique existence
i think the reason for my confusion is i probably just skipped over it when it was sparrow (I was probably searching about how 64-bit OSes that weren't Unix or Windows were getting along), then again after it was renamed and spammed on a news site somewhere. so, that's easy to chalk up to deja vu. an OS written solo to that much completion with such a religious focus is so out of the realm of likelihood that perhaps the brain must either reject having seen it and disbelieve that it even runs, or never forget it was a thing.
being religious myself, i had to be a bit leery of the assertions that RNG word salad is a message from God, but even then I also kind of detected that something was off and inspiration was about all he had left going for him. didn't make it any less shocking to hear what he got up to as things deteriorated further.
some of his motivations in making it weren't wrong, though. a lot of programmers who grew up on BASIC and imagined up so many wonderful possibilities for their programs back in those days have failed to recapture that magic no matter what they try, if they try. bless them all for trying.
>>165
He posted the source to the "God says..." script somewhere. It literally was just reading random words from /usr/share/dict
Should I eat the Cheez-its or Cheese Nips?
>>167
yeap, that's the one
it beats elvis presley telling you to how to take down the soviet spies in the county government via the layout of vowels in the NYT crossword, or jotting down what the voices say, i guess
You can watch your movies in 3D. It's so strange.
>>152
Thanks, that's one unexplained aisle less. I feel bad for being so hard on English.
Wikipedia is the best website because discussion and content aggregation are kept separate. Context and identity are only important for discussions and when they are separated from content all posts in the aggregate gain an implied quality.
Secretariat of VIP Quality
Imagine actually liking yourself unironically.
TETLA PAK
Shark tits?
>>1 is a time traveler from a decade in the future, where the most hyped upcoming blockbuster is the hip "The Shape of Water" remake with an all-female cast directed by Lady Gaga.
It's implied quality!
well then read that book i gave you, it's full of good ideas
and nothing puts me to sleep faster than good ideas
where there's smoke, there's cigarettes
How come this is the most prolific thread? I feel like the thread count went over 10 just some days ago
Going to the vet to be as strong as secretariat
> The average marrying age for the last name <your last name> is... 23
matt_damon_rapid_aging.gif
thanks, <genealogical service>®, real subtle
why is it when a woman owns a bunch of dildos it's "liberating" and "empowering" but when I as a man do it it's "gay"
>>187
if it's a joke, it's hardly original, so let's joke that originality is more likely and go with not.
>>187,188
I mean I do own a bunch of dildos but I totally understand why it's gay. I was just joking on the way that line of thought usually goes which is "why is dildo strong empowered woman and fleshlight is creepy manchild".
Please don't be mean to me.
>>189
it was frowned upon for women to talk about sexuality openly so women talking about dildos and shit is somewhat of a novelty, relatively speaking, so there must be a liberating feeling when discussing their sexuality on the public sphere, I guess. Wouldn't know I'm not a girl.
Also, men not getting laid = abominable loser is still ingrained on the public subconscious and it'll be that way for a bit, until gender roles change or everybody accepts polyamorous relationships as socially acceptable or whatever hellish post-capital deathscape changes the way relationships work
And there's something to be said of fleshlight's own marketing, which makes the product feel a bit sketchy. Dildo marketing is more lowkey.
My advice to you >>189 is that you should stick with Tenga eggs.
>it was frowned upon for women to talk about sexuality openly
that wasn't really exclusive to women, do you think that before feminism men were just going around talking about how much they jacked off all the time? also I've tried various onaholes and fleshlights and whatnot but I pretty much prefer to be on the receiving end if you catch my drift.
If you are a human, you should do human things.
People called Obama the first Twitter president, but that was obviously premature.
maybe it's avpd
maybe it's maybelline
I was about to complain about the idea of natives since they're just humans who just migrated and settled on the other side of the globe, but I'd probably be pissed too if some random assholes were like "imagine migrating to the other side of the world on foot!! this post was made by boat gang" and started ruining everything.
R.O.D. the loot box
>>199
now i'm thinking of this but with just about everything in the civ tech tree
What a twat.
I FORGOR
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.
Apache/2.4.18 (Ubuntu) Server at 4-ch.net Port 80
>>204
the admin built a wall between /img/ and CP spammers from hispachan, unfortunately it kept everyone else out too
I just want to buy a GPU.
uha
>>208
[citation needed]
Dildos have been around much longer than that.
I saw three racial slurs from people angry about today's nontroversy.
Truly, y'all are moral paragons on that high horse....
>>211
Don't vaguepost me man, how am I supposed to know whether to get mad at you?
>>208 If there were all these undersexed and frustrated women in the past, then that means there were either an equal number of undersexed and frustrated men about, or the past was some kind of never ending homo orgy. Either way suddenly makes history make a lot more sense.
>>213
Are you trying to make a real point, or is this your way of saying, "I never finish first"?
captcha: demen
When Will was a RABY I was scared of RABIES
>>212
I should have probably included the detail that it's people get'n mad at video games, true. Does that sound worth your time? It was certainly not worth mine, and I am not a particularly worthy person.
i'm oppressed because 44 out of 45 presidents of the united states have been the same ethnicity, gender and sexual orientation as me but 0 out of 8 characters in a popular video game are
i bet the JOOZ are to blame
A little bit surprised how King James never seems to show up in "all these historical figures meet each other" type fiction, but not super surprised either.
>>219
Well, they all mostly focus on warriors or people whose accomplishments can be easily translated to the sphere of conflict (by making them magical or something.) King James's notability stems from mostly keeping the peace in his dominion and presiding over an unmatched period of English cultural development, which was no small feat when the rest of Europe was literally tearing itself apart over some pieces of paper a monk nailed to a door, but doesn't exactly write itself into a standard hero's journey type plot.
>>220
Fair enough, but also... homie literally wrote the book on Daemonologie, there is no way a good author couldn't twist that into something really cool.
I do think he's less popular in the public eye, and it could have a little to do with being a NERRRRRRD
My brain is melting.
[Shark thoughts]
seeing "alternative content" because flash support is winding down
but every time i read it i subvocalize it as an eminem lyric
The more I see the word y'all the more I hate it.
sharks can't have tits we already discussed thits
My world is ending.
>>226
Good god, thanks for reminding that in my fetish fapping jumble I haven't touched intersex anthro sharks with tits yet!
I long for death.
>>232
Try culling half the living beings in the universe and maybe she'll notice you.
finally almost have my debit card number memorized by rote and now it's expiring next month and they'll send me a new one
on this episode of "i can see why you'd think that, but actually...", an ESL friend refers to Vogue as a "girlie magazine"
Stop looking at me!
this one weird trick for making your website responsive af!
(video of a very plain website being almost tolerable on a 68k macintosh)
based and redcreamed
I did what I could with what was available to me.
I feel like the older I get, the stupider I get. I don't know if this is true, or if I'm just more aware of my own stupidity. Probably a bit of both.
I've forgotten almost everything I learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life. I've lost my faculty for eloquent discourse out of sheer disuse. I find it difficult to concentrate enough to read anything with more depth than a sci-fi novel. My eager desire to constantly learn and create has been replaced by a complacency to consume mindless drivel.
I blame the internet.
I'm attracted to nerdy men too but because I've literally been that guy and I know how bad it can weigh you down and make you feel like shit. Dunno how you'd call that fetish but I wanna help them with their sexual frustration.
>>242
You may be shocked--shocked!--to hear this, but "learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life" and "consume mindless drivel" are just two sides of the same coin. The common element is that you know this shit doesn't matter, but feel a compulsion for it anyway. Your brain is probably tired rather than dulled down.
The Internet is one of the best tools for falling into that, but is also one of the best tools for climbing out of that. It's not necessarily the abyss' fault that it was dug.
If you perceive a problem here, perhaps you need to make more concrete decisions about what actually matters to you, and maybe that will clear things up enough to make progress. If it's not enough, well, at least you're not alone; self-help/productivity products is a multi-billion dollar industry with a notorious track record of not really working. I have my recommendations, though....
So Kim Il-sung was a Soviet officer and if Soviet military had chosen somebody else, he'd fulfill his dream of enrolling to academy. His son, Yuri Irsenovich Kim, would probably be working at some Soviet research institute or something, and in late 80s he'd be one of those hip new "democrats" protesting against the CPSU.
Death of the internet: generated text becomes so cheap and convincingly human that it's ubiquitous. People abandon the idea of communicating with each other online because everyone there is a machine learning algorithm. Every once in a while a DQN-style message board will pop up, but eventually the machine learns how to write tablecat captions.
vc unvon
>>243, 247
assuming you're both nerdy men you should just strangle each other with your thighs
>>249 I used to be a Comic Book Guy level fat nerd but then I started lifting and now I'm a bearmode nerd. Go on about the thigh strangling thing though, I'll tickle your taint with my beard tbh.
god I'm not horny anymore and now this post is really embarrassing, good thing I'm anonymous
As long as I hate my past self more than my current self, everything is going well.
vc: quefeing
>>253 (part 1/2)
1) Self-improvement is realized through baby steps as you reprogram your System 1 thinking to get closer to your ideal. If anyone tells you to take a larger step than that, they're probably underestimating the difficulty. The major exception being: if they were/are an expert at the thing you want to be good at and also a good teacher, they're probably trying to tell you the easy way to do something. Personally, I've been trying to improve my speed so I'm not so awful at fast video games. A few months of playing a shitload of Osu! has genuinely improved my eyesight and reflexes, and taught me a bit about how skill improvement even works.
2) Almost all good advice I've run across in self-help is a bastardized version, restatement, or practical application of what the Stoics preached nearly 2000 years ago, who in turn did not formulate their ideas in ways that are easy to grok in plain English, no matter how pithy the statements get. The virtuous life is the only easy path, yet it is incredibly difficult. It's the calling of a saint, after all, to be a good person (albeit one who makes mistakes); yet few people seem to achieve even that. Accordingly, it is hard to give a comprehensive picture of what I have found to be "good advice", and I do not yet live "the good life" myself. My own lame excuse is that my life is just that messed up and full of trauma, that I will need a few more years of mental reprogramming to really get going.
But to sum up about three years of this research:
■Have concrete goals, take steps to get there. Do look back, don't stop having goals. Even setting and achieving goals is a skill that you might suck at at first; it will get better.
■Be committed to objective truth when possible, and focus on the objective truths that are helpful instead of the ones that aren't.
■Try to write out any significant thoughts you have, and have a system for revisiting them later.
■Try to catch bad thoughts in the act, and don't beat yourself up for having them; instead, come up with what you want to think instead of that going forward, and by repetition you will eventually get to the second step faster, then skip the first step (this is the bullet-point version of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, but again, that's just a repackaged Stoic tenet, the sort of thing they talked about over and over again)
■One of the most common bad thoughts is "fear of missing out". Guess what? It's a big universe, and there's only one you, so you're missing out on nearly everything anyway. It's more helpful to decide that you care about only a small number of things and work on those, even if you actually care a little bit about everything; human compassion is just as limitless as human greed, bounded only by time, space, basic economics... so, it is helpful to minimize this desire ("suffering", as translations of Buddhist doctrine often put it). Current events is the big such bugbear for a lot of people today: brands are not your gods, celebrities and politicians are not your community, corporations are not your friends; but it is okay to like these things in moderation and with reservation, and society is made of people. Try to humanize the way these things work; e.g. try not to use online shopping or self-checkout lanes to avoid talking to people, but because it is smoother for both you and the vendor to use actions instead of words.
■Try to value your margin of freedom, no matter how small; as long as you have a little bit of reasoning, you have at least the freedom to reason.
■No single pithy statement will fix your life, but you can make a few hundred of them come natural to you.
I wish I could put it way better than this, and there is more I feel like I'm missing (!), but I know that my wordiness tends to be accidentally obscurantist, so "brevity being [...] wit", I cut it off here. Still, if you are the master of a few principles, you might just end up with the power to withstand astonishing tides and furor. What to do with this power? "You must choose, but choose wisely."
(part 2/2)
3) Piotr Wozniak (ttps://supermemo.guru/) has valuable things to say about memory. Don't be intimidated by how his writings are both voluminous and info-dense, I just find a lot of it "good to know" and I have a(n unwanted) reputation of being "smart" in real life (N.B. that includes the company of several legitimate geniuses that have gone on to do brilliant things; but I have done nothing with my life). The major point is, you will forget things eventually, so just embrace it and focus on being an expert on your interests, and you can become an expert by using computers to remind you of things you don't want to forget.
Now, Spaced Repetition Software is not for everyone, but I've found it to be nearly miraculous for me to be able to remember a massive number of things. I've been trying to combine Anki with the methodology of the book Getting Things Done lately; it automatically brings up my "maybe somedays", and sometimes putting things off feels great just because you did it intentionally instead of failing to fulfill an obligation. The self-assurance that everything you "have to do" is in one place is pretty great.
4) Trying to fit all that diet/exercise/meditation/hygiene/good sleep/study/etc. in is worth it, but god damn, it takes a serious chunk of time out of every day. So if you want more of that kind of thing, that is time that needs to be expressly set aside.
5) Avoidant personality is probably one of the biggest undiagnosed mental issues out there that nobody's heard of. In part, it's "terminal" procrastination. That's so normal that nobody considers it a "disorder" unless it's causing a serious lack of function. I have had to reflect lately on how all this self-improvement study is a way to avoid job-hunting. Getting a job would be an easy mode escape from my narcissistic parents. But it means facing rejection, and my abusive upbringing seems to have helped me take rejection much more hard than most people seem to (which is saying something; most people do not seem to take it very well at all). Even now I fear rejection for posting all this drivel, but because you asked nicely, >>253, that makes a huge difference. Thank you.
(part bonus)
Ah, that was the thing that was bothering me. I did touch on it, but constant distraction and thoughtless stimulation is a huge stressor on the brain. That's been with humanity for a long time. Multitasking is a myth. But stuff like TV, games, and social media the way many people seem to use them is more like "tuning out" than "tuning in". I do not criticize these things per se; I would opine that there are lots of people who use/enjoy these things and use them in ways that make them net goods to humanity, and even people who use them in ways I would disapprove of often have a reality they do need a break from.
Bouncing from idea to idea and drawing interesting connections isn't just a sort of creativity; it's how our nervous systems make ideas that stick on the physical level! But where there is frequently no connection, bombardment of the senses, too much time in the exact same activity, this causes one to learn a kind of dullness as other things (even meaningful ones) are neglected connections that fall apart (yea, even unto the neurochemical bonds).
So I would say it is important to focus, but I would add it is important to have diverse experiences that surround that focus so that it's all in proper context. How I was able to build the kind of mental focus that allows me to read a book in one sitting while going through a childhood dominated by Mom's frequent tantrums and Dad's emotional insensitivity? All the other books I'd done the same to. Didn't mean I could focus in class or even get through the books I was assigned; in fact, at the time, I was quite baffled when I couldn't manage it. In retrospect, it was more that some books "speak to me" enough that I could manage it, and I didn't have the time, the rested mind, or the discipline to get through the ones I needed to put effort into.
>>256-258
Thank you so much for taking the time to write this, I really appreciate it. Much of it is similar to my own philosophy and conclusions. And even if these ideas are not really new to me, it's good to be reminded of it and put into somebody else's words.
I find it extremely difficult to accurately identify the cause of mental health issues. Life being what it is, you can come up with any number of excuses for any given problem. For example, I've noticed a pattern where random minor problems ー such as my wife ignores me when I make a joke, or somebody cuts in line ー will sometimes send me flying into an irrational, depressive rage. (Internalized rage, because I avoid conflict.)
When reflecting on why this happens, I have come up with a million theories: I'm stressed from my long daily commute, I'm stressed from living in a foreign country, I'm stressed because I'm not working at achieving my dreams, I'm bad at dealing with people because I was an only child, I hate conflict because my parents had a messy divorce, or maybe my brain chemicals are just out of whack. It's impossible to identify a root cause, but maybe in the end it doesn't really matter what the cause is. All you can do is treat the symptoms, with practical baby steps like CBT, as you suggest.
And it has worked. Even though I sometimes feel like I'm nowhere near who I want to be, other times I marvel how much I've achieved and grown. (Although that could be egocentric bias: I tend to view my current set of beliefs and values as superior to those of my past.)
I hope that you are able to get over your fear of rejection and get a job, if that's what you really want. If you take your own advice, I know you can achieve it. Just watch out for the ironic process problem: sometimes the more pressure you put on yourself to do something, the less likely you are to succeed.
"man's daughter circle violation festival"
15 years from now some prankster will register 4-ch.net and put up a fake blog about neural networks
>>262
That implies that this site will someday die. It's lasted this long, it'll last forever.
wow shit
i just received a BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT (x1).
i stored the BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT in my SHORT TERM MEMORY.
> I've forgotten almost everything I learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life.
That's because school is not meant to teach you anything at all, it's there to make you employable in the future.
Everything is oriented towards employability, from the grades and the student ranking, to the strict schedule of the classes and the layout of the classrooms themselves that closely mimic a factory or an office. After all, discipline exercises itself in the control of temporality and the distribution of bodies across a closed space.
I think you're generally experiencing alienation, but I guess a revelatory first step is realizing that everyone is basically in the same rut you feel you're in, general sense of purposelessness, atrophied abilities (probably a maximization of much more meager talents that are used at work), even reduced attention span.
Regarding that last one, Mark Fisher seemed to think that "hyperactive communication flows" had a devastating effect on attention and pretty much identifies something akin to ADHD in basically every single one of his students, who couldn't even do as much as finish reading a book, and needed constant distraction. I refused the idea at first, how could I be so vulnerable to media and capitalism as to have a reduced attention span, but it's true, I tried reading again, and it's a lot of effort to even concentrate. There's constant stimuli at an office and even in the short periods of calm I need some sort of passive background noise to even work. You get atuned to that rhythm eventually and everything else becomes impossible.
Christmas, 1944. Northern France.
My time has finally come
owo
>>261
Otokonoko badly translated by machine to man's daughter is my favourite genre of JAV.
I feel like I'm going to have a girlfriend son.
bros before hos d00d
Aoi Shouta x KENN
Imagine being cute.
>>267
There's also the inverse, ゆめみりあむすこれ machine translated by Twitter as "Dreaming of my son"
(Yumemi Riamu does have trans colors, but he really needs a breast reduction if he's FtM)
seeing a picture for the first time of a long time net friend and they're REALLY FUCKING CUTE WTF
every month those "insecurity questions" cut a little deeper
i didn't want a feel, i wanted to pay my bills
A cute girl pressed the door opening button at the train for me. I smiled and thanked her, but quickly remembered how damn ugly my smile is. I feel very bad that she had to see me smile, despite being nice to me. I'm sorry, kind stranger, who were so swift to help me.
Ivan killing his son, but with Bugs holding Daffy.
the weird feeling when, even though my japanese is fairly decent, i still don't quite have that cultural lens down and people still sometimes don't understand what i'm talking about eg when i reference odin to someone who talked about having a dream about a raven, or call something "patrician"
パトリシアン
Bald hairdresser with badly shaved head.
Kamisama help.
at least there's half-price valentine chocolate つД｀)･ﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ･:.｡..｡.:･ﾟ
How do they even know what dragon dick looks like?
some sorta loud nearly subsonic slamming in the distance during the daytime driving me bonkers
Will you ever learn?
day 2 off 20 years of antihistamines: oh, i've got hives and even my eyeballs itch, this is fine
dekinai-chan.jpg
you can't learn c++
(´・ω・｀) all my net friends that used to stay up all night playing video games with me got jobs
>>280 The week after Valentines they sell the men's valentines socks cheap so I buy all my socks for the year! Everyone who sees the constellation of love hearts around my ankles will know what kind of guy I am
frandoll scalretto
>>286
I never made many friends, so they forgot about me by now. My parents and brother forgot, so the only things I got for my 30th birthday were automated messages from forums (´・ω:;.:...
You don't have to.
itching in unspeakable body parts. insides of eyelids. tongue. ear cartilage. elbows.
only fleeting visions of waifus keeping me sane
>>292 fear not, itchy one, papa nurgle's embrace will end your pain soon
can we build a wall on the canadian border instead, it is fucking spring, i am tired of living in the FUCKING GODDAMN TUNDRA WHY IS IT STILL -10 EAT ALL OF THE DICKS goD FUCK
I suck.
My legs hurt like hell, is this old age?
yeah ok fine, making it super hard to add custom animations makes it harder to make sex mods. you know what else it makes it harder to do? add a dual wielding running animation that doesn't look like it's from fucking naruto.
Considering FO76, I'm really not sure whether Bethesda intentionally gimped anything about their engine's moddability, or are just the unparallelled masters of fucking things up by accident.
Though BioWare is giving them a run for their money currently.
>>293 b-but i wanted to be a vomitously ugly tentacle herm :3c
I’m tired of seeing the talking Progressive box.
what's the goddamn point again
>tfw no one to start a proper communist revolution with.
Disregarding some indifferent people, it feels like the world is pure right-wing haters, be it liberals/"progress"ives or conservatives/"alt-right". All paid for by Soros & Co.
>tfw no Soros funding.
What was the point of recklessly raising average global temperatures by several degrees if it's not going to make the Midwest less of a frozen hellscape year-round?
>>306
global warming is actually a russian plot. for proof, just ask yourself "who benefits?"
-billions of acres of formerly inaccessible siberian permafrost are suddenly prime agricultural/mining land
-the baltic is now as warm as the mediterranean, kronstadt is now a warm water port, the acquisition of which being a main foreign policy goal of the russian state for the past 450 years
bonus: which country is a leading export of petroleum, coal, and natural gas, all of which release greenhouse gasses and global warming? you guessed it.
Damn that was really poorly formatted and had some missing words. I'm a native english speaker, I swear.
>>307
Fake news. Russia stands to lose more from it than gain.
Russia already has prime agricultural lands (the chernozem) and it already struggles to export its produce simply because of logistics.
Defrosting the permafrost would make the mud unstable, destroying the remains of strategic infrastructure that was left behind by the Soviet civilisation.
Defrosting the permafrost would potentially release more greenhouse gasses trapped within defrosted area, both making the warming worse and depriving the strategic reserves that lets the comprador government thrive.
Warming things up enough to defrost the permafrost would also reduce the ice coverage drastically, thus opening up the entire northern length of the country for imperialist invasion or uncontrolled polar bear migration.
Russia already has warm-water ports on Baltic and Black seas and the Sea of Japan. However, global warming is said to fuck up the Gulfstream and everything it warms, thus threatening the Baltic and potentially causing uncontrolled Finns migration.
Also, Russia is not a top coal exporter.
album called "they can't all be zingers"
they're all zingers
??
primus sucks
yeah tbh
anyone else gay, but straight for cute 2d girls
>>313
not me, but coincidentally I just read a twitter thread by a lesbian otaku complaining that she feels ostracized by the majority of other lesbian otaku for not being a yaoi fan like them
funny the inverse isn't more common, TBH
>>314 I...I'm not sure what the inverse would be. A gay otaku who feels ostracized for not being a yuri fan?
>>309
Those are all good points, but...
> uncontrolled polar bear migration
Is this seriously a concern?
really annoyed because the radio did an interview with an advocate who clearly feels that a tritone is a natural voice pitch variation and won't make the organization they are representing sound absolutely insane on the radio
(which apparently they've already accomplished in federal court...)
>>317
They already squatted a town on Novaya Zemlya a couple of weeks ago.
> already be town on Novaya Zemlya
> oh and now there are some polar bears, glhf
john candy trying to climb dan aykroyd's arm.gif
boogie: btw i'm gay
the gays: yikes, no thanks bub
I can't buy a bih no wedding rang
lmao boogie has to delete a contentious tweet like twice a month, and it's always for the dumbest, most provably inept shit he could come up, i almost want to follow him to see the shitstorms first hand
baka-jama-inu
baka ja nai no
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i wanna learn ancient greek
I am worthless unless I am working.
anyone else feel like they want to do things but there are just so many things and it's overwhelming so you do nothing instead
hungry
cold
tummy hurt
legs hurt
hands hurt
time to go to work
i still love fighting games, but i made like no headway with them since the 90s and now i cba to even try anymore
i always wanted to draw hentai but never wanted the hentai artist lifestyle
>hentai artist lifestyle
what
>>326
It's a treat to read Homer or Plato in the original, but it can be difficult if you don't already know an ancient language, like Latin for example.
>>334
if the one hentai artist i fund on patreon is any indication, this involves a lot of explaining to people why you can't fulfill requests to draw underage characters
Finally the /img/ sidebar link being red makes sense.
Why do I keep binge eating all my snacks when I'm drunk
>337
S-sidebar?.. There are... other boards?
>>329
At least the last 5-10 years. I'm a bit envious of people who've found their dedication. And those whose scope is too limited to see anything beyond what they are doing. On the other hand, I feel mine is too limited to see my own grand interest.
how do you pronounce "myanmar"
ミャンマー
マイアンマー
>>341
What's the original language? Was it in English or Japanese first?
If it was English first, then it's up to the author of the translation.
If it was Japanese first, then it's right there.
>>342 The original language is Burmese. I'm pretty sure it was in Burmese first. I just used katakana as a ghetto IPA because their pronunciation is less ambiguous than Latin letters and we're all weebs here anyway.
pokemon sword
pokemon shield
pokemon gun
pokemon earth to air missile
pokemon tactical nuke
I've only ever seen it in my flag books, but I've always pronounced it my-ANNE-mur, never really thought about it before...
There's a spot the size of a malteser on my right cheek and I hate it and want it to go away.
the weird thing is "Burma" and "Myanmar" are actually the same word in the original Burmese (due to fully homegrown sound changes, not the usual trend of Europeans adopting some ancient term like Qing or Riben and totally fucking up the pronounciation)
well, if you'd also consider "Nawlins" and "New Orleans" the same word(s) anyway
>>350
"Japan" isn't from "riben", though, it was more like a telephone game via Portuguese.
People everywhere mess up the pronunciation of foreign words and end up with weird names. Not to mention that China isn't a mispronunciation of Qing, the Portuguese learned to call it China from when they were in India. Moreover Riben has no relation to Japan, the name Japan was learned from the Malay by, again, the Portuguese.
>>344
Waiting for Pokémon ICBM/SLBM. Maybe they'll finally have Frostbite level of graphical fidelity. Still likely the same story though...
éd on the spot...
umyamyamyamyanmar
lol google translates "Tausendjähreges Reich" as "Millennial Kingdom"
now i'm imagining hitler eating an avocado toast
Milquetoast millenarians
JENGA! DO YOU SEE!?
I'LL KEEP [bleep] UNTIL YOU [bleep]
Interesting how the post rate has spiked in the last couple of days.
vc: de, but I think I've already used it for a satori de pon in the captcha thread
I am genuinely astounded not only that 4chan still exists, but that it still consistently manages to get worse with time.
homepage suggestions? all i can ever come up with is "loud music, on autoplay"
What the fuck am I doing?
>>361 i had a couple days off in a row so i've been posting a lot tbh
>>363
I haven't used a real homepage in a long time, I find the "speed dial" kind of new tabs to be just about what I want.
pls come to Brazil
So stop being gay then go. You can resume your gay activities when you return!
tfw no dqn boyfriend
tfw no dqn girlfriend
captcha∴ tanation
my fellow weebs, what's a good 和訳 for "quixotic"
google and various dictionaries keep giving me 浪漫的 but i feel like that doesn't really get all the shades of meaning, being quixotic means not just being a romantic but having an ideal of oneself as a kind of knight-errant despite it not really being the case
and if i just say キホーテ的 i'm afraid people will think i mean the clothing store
Be your own DQN boy/girlfriend
recent celebrity deaths i was actually kinda sad about:
david bowie
billy herrington
tama-ekichou
robin williams
will be probably be sad about fairly soon:
betty white
david gilmour & nick mason
patrick stewart
will say "fucking finally" when they die:
roger waters
>>375,376
It's one of those things where I think you just have to make a choice. Which meaning means the most? If you want to keep the literary allusion, a lot of places suggest "ドン・キホーテ[-like]" (which doesn't have to be 的, Weblio has 〜みたい、〜のよう、〜流(のやり方で) from various sources; ALC adds 〜風 to that mix, which I kinda like but don't know how natural that might be; Progressive 英和 has 〜式の, 〜に似た, 〜にふさわしい; off the top of my head 〜っぽい, 〜らしい, and 〜ごっこ could work if that's what you mean, and I'm not a fan of 〜型 suggested by JMDict but it's been done). And going by Google, some of them suggest the store more than the book. Perhaps in text you can add brackets so you're talking about the book instead of the character... or add "de la Mancha" in your best Norio impression.
Dictionaries and databases also suggest a bunch of more interpretive words. Of these, the one I liked best was 騎士気どり(の) because like you I think the essence of the word is a misguided sense of chivalry.
I'm just happy I finally stopped caring about celebrities (e- and offline alike).
today I fixed shitton of things. good day. productive day.
C and V keys still being spotty af
Karmic punishment for abusing clipboards? Or just for being poor lol.
Holy fuck, I am lonely.
me too.
did you hear about the man who went bald but still carried a comb everywhere?
he just couldn't part with it
I wanna rape her (with consent of course).
Like wolfmen, but they're wild boars.
I don't think it's that I'm lonely, myself... I used to think that, though. But now it's more like I have no one in the world to talk to in a meaningful way. I wish I had had a mentor, ever. Oh, how I envy those people for whom family is one of the best things in their lives, instead of the worst and only thing.
great thanks just bloat that exe from 1M to 3M for no reason
he had such a cute laugh, i miss it
I am a disgusting piece of shit.
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remembering when my 6th grade teacher got very mad at me when i called diss on netscape
she also just straight up hated me but that's a different issue
>>257
amused but not too surprised to find another piotr wozniak, anki, gtd user here.
Should I work Tuesday to Saturday or Monday to Friday?
Kill a DQN for VIP QUALITY
>>400
Depends where you live, but where I live having a weekday off is really nice. Everything crowded on the weekends is not crowded, you can run errands at places that are only open on weekdays, and the whole city is generally just way more chill because most people are at work.
However if you have friends that often do things Friday night / Saturday, you should probably pick M-F.
Itch Elemental update: It's a little more tolerable now. Phew!
can't look at bane memes anymore without imagining aiden gillen's glorious perfectly-shaped ass
I am extremely anxious.
Summon Greater Itch Elemental
DS9 first impressions after finishing most of S1:
-Excellent cinematography kind of hides the low budget and the fact that they had about 3 sets that they just moved back and forth between. High quality shot framing gives scenes a feeling of liveliness and spontaneity that you just wouldn't expect from a TV series produced today.
-I like the setting, it's neat to see how the "real" people live. TNG felt Tolstoy-esque at times, when it showed nothing but the intellectual upper echelon of society and their endless chess games and poetry readings and classical music recitals and all that boring shit.
-Every episode that focuses mainly on Bajor and Bajoran problems is infuriating, how did such a stupid and obnoxious people discover the warp drive?
-Sisko is pretty cool and has the "commanding presence" to be actually believable as a captain, unlike Janeway. Like Picard he takes no shit, but he lacks Picard's indulgent streak. An omniscient demigod appears and starts messing everything up and Picard's first reaction is to debate philosophy with him; Sisko's first reaction is to PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE.
-I expected to dislike Kira a lot more than I actually do, if I didn't know better I'd say they gave the viewer a bad first impression of her on purpose.
-Bashir is kind of cute but also extremely punchable, what is it about twinks that think they're alphas that makes you want to just grab them by the scruff of the neck and rough them up?
-Some of my favorite scenes so far have been the ones that are just Odo and Quark sitting at the bar bantering back and forth, I love them both so much.
-Dax is just kind of there, I'm still not entirely sure what her rank is or what she even does.
-O'Brian is an absolute madlad and I'm glad he got more screentime.
feel free to ignore and not respond because i'm basically just using dqn as my personal pastebin
but also feel free to respond
please
>>410
i try to cut it down to about 25% of the posts i wanna make because i got no one in the world to talk to and a lot of problems, but it's one thing to be heard and another to talk people's ears off
>>409
that's pretty close to how i felt about it.
though, i would dare to say ST just all around has a pretty bad conception of how things get invented. but if the human warp drive was invented by New Age Retro Hippie instead of a trillion-dollar public works project, i'm sure that could explain why a lot of spacefaring civs in the setting are practically barbarians (and why they find it laughable that humans see themselves as any better)
INVADERS MUST DIE ;_;
apparently i'm supposed to be burning excess caesars by now but i'm stuck with ferg onry
Surprisingly there doesn't seem to be any cocktail called a "ferg," ruining my clever joke idea, but this is close enough I guess https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/01/hennessy-partners-with-rapper-aap-ferg-on-limited-.html
Certainly sounds more drinkable than a Caesar
Why is the image board not working.
It got raided
oh man i'm in your mind fuzz always gets me going
>>410
Yeah I can't tell you how many times I've written long winded posts just to CTRL-A Backspace or just close the tab. It becomes "Fuck, nobody would want to read this garbage."
Sometimes just writing the post is enough to satisfy myself. As long as I don't check for replies since the post was never made. Try it some time.
hispa kek
I never understood celebrities. When I was a kid, I could not fathom why people would give a fuck about people they don't know personally. I thought maybe it was something I would understand when I was older.
Now I'm 30 and I still don't get it.
>>422 I agree that some people go way too far and don't really care about celebrity gossip and stuff, but is there really no famous person whose work you enjoy and that you like hearing/reading about?
Xbox One? SAD!
It has taken me years but finally my Uber score is high enough to sort of pass as a normal user, good grief.
>>422
when i was a kid i was the same way
at some point around 13 i started to get it, and now i get it. i think the process started because i wanted to make friends by talking about rock music.
but i wish i didn't; i feel like i brainwashed myself.
石榴 - zakuro
海石榴 - tsubaki
手榴弾 -shuryudan
but why
Korean song that sounds like an argos ad sung in simlish
>>428
because 7th century Japanese people thought various Chinese written words were cool and stole them but didn't want to give up their homegrown spoken words so just slammed them together in ways that made no logical sense
i just want
four walls and adobe flash for my girls
why won't she text me back
Reeeeee
> is there really no famous person whose work you enjoy and that you like hearing/reading about?
There are a handful of semi-famous people whose work I enjoy enough that I remember their names. (Mostly directors and musicians.) However, I don't actively seek out information about them, and I certainly don't care about their personal lives. I'm especially bad at remembering faces. Even if I were to see a famous person on the street, I would probably not recognize them.
This is not a point of pride for me, nor do I look down on people who are knowledgable about celebrities. (Well, I do look down on the ones that are really crazy about all the gossip.) I'm just baffled by how easy and natural it seems to be for most people to recognize famous people, while for me it would take quite a concerted effort.
imagine literally being named "dick wolf" and using that raw power to break down 2 year old internet memes into a tv drama format so 98 iq boomers can understand them
It's been however-many years, and I still remember the professor of my data structures class bragging that one of the students she'd mentored was able to pursue his dream: making video games. "He's doing QA for Bethesda," she said. "You know, they made Skyrim?".
At that moment, an almost palpable feeling of students re-evaluating their lives swept through the room. In my memory, not one of us moved for a full twenty seconds.
Imagine the implosion on /tv/ if Tom Hiddleston suddenly died
>>435
Your shit teacher is the reason why ES Skyrim was full of bugs.
I ask why, but I shouldn't because I know the answer and it scares me anyway.
>>438
Yes. Looking back, she was an accomplished researcher teaching an undergraduate class, trying to give some inspirational advice and be relatable at the same time, but missing the mark.
mexican friends making fun of me for using plastic lime juice ._.
Why do so many people hate me?
>>442
If you were brought up into the sunlight out of that vile place, if you were cleaned and fed and comforted, in that day and hour all the prosperity and beauty and delight of Omelas would wither and be destroyed.
One of my lecturers worked on that JFK assassination simulator, where they had a cash prize if you could disprove the accepted story of what happened. They got a letter from the white house or something saying how disgusting it was, and they framed it and put it above the mantlepiece XD
on Tuesdays and Thursdays, i read the news. it's better than reading it every day... right?
>>444
The wikipedia article mentions Lieberman and Ted Kennedy's reactions, but IIRC the WH wasn't super jazzed about it either.
chats moving so slow everyone will know im straight
awkwardly explaining that when i said i was crabby because i'm cutting i didn't mean my wrists i meant my diet
>>448
who even hears that and immediately assumes it's an egregious reference to self-harm and not one of the many other meanings of "to cut"
I didn't realize it until 4 hours into my shift, but I'm definitely sick and I want to die.
vc: back, because i want to go back home
Imagine being a jellyfish.
No brain, no thinking, therefore they aren't
Don't think, feel and you'll be cnidarian.
Just got a new subscriber; my channel has a single video from 2007
pokemon /ss/
>>450
To be fair, it's not that common to hear outside of bodybuilding circles.
vc gotter
>>458
you hear it in powerlifting circles too tbh
:smug face emoji:
"Common features of denpa songs include intentionally off-key vocals, nonsensical lyrics and an over-the-top tune."
is death grips denpa?
>>455,456
I have six subscribers. My channel has no content and has never had content. It's the weirdest feeling.
>>460 This description has never sat well with me, it's never that the vocals are "intentionally" off-key, the singers give it their all in a way that it doesn't matter if they don't quite hit the notes sometimes, it's the enthusiasm and conviction that makes it endearing. Lyrics and subject matter might be weird but I don't think I'd go so far as to say they're nonsense either...
>>462 i mean of course it doesn't hit every nuance of what makes something denpa, denpa is a feeling.
"intentionally off key" could also mean just not singing in the same time as the instrumentals. this specifically drew my eye for this offhand shitpost because mc ride does exactly that in a lot of songs.
is viper denpa
>>463 Then it would be off-time, not off-key. Something that thrills me about denpa is that sometimes something will seem off-key or off-time the first time you hear it, but then after repeated listening you realise it's actually perfect, you were just listening from the wrong angle the first time - something I also love about Captain Beefheart's music!
I ended up buying puyo puyo tetris just to practice for tetris 99 what
some people (and that includes the dictionary) say off-key when it's merely out of tune. i personally would never use it to describe someone who is out of tune but otherwise pretty in-key.
I meant the "intentionally" part, it's not deliberately not singing in key/tune/time that denpasong is about, though some of the juiciest bits for me are when there's just the perfect divine naffness at the perfect moment in a song, I get tingles all over my body...
Don't think I've heard any denpa, but I like the odd track where everything's a bit off-time or out of tune, but there's a moment or two when they do get it right that works in the same way as when better-performed pieces briefly find cadence. Like the Evanenscense chord progression, but less overused.
>>469 Imagine your little sister singing karaoke, and it's adorable how seriously she's getting into being a little popstar, but also a bit frightening how complex the songs are and how much finesse she's nailing them with, albeit in her shrill young gleefully hyper voice
also i never got involved in those internet fights about temperaments because i just can't hear the difference, but i do get that that slight detuning that creates a sort of interference pattern that raises my hackles is a pleasingly energetic goosebumps thing for someone else
thinking of notes as pure tones that should always fall exactly upon the frequencies dictated by the temperament is not considered particularly good music makin' for this reason, yet it seems to get taught in classes and such with appalling frequency, no pun intended
What's some good denpa?
>>471
Luckily, no physical instrument is completely perfectly tuned, and you get nice warm synthesizers by detuning the oscillators by a couple of cents
I love you, I really do.
>>474
yeah, thank goodness
i don't listen to a lot of brass ensemble stuff, but the way they can fall into (or out of) just-intoned chords a lot is kinda hypnotic
i also find it amusing that iosys is kinda one of the cores of denpa but they habitually jump through so many genres that it seems to be a mere plurality of what they do, as if their true loyalty is to otakuness.
The Pleroma of the Otaku
The genre-bending is one of the other main things I love about denpa!
ngl i had to re-read that a couple times because i kept seeing "gender-bending"
the overwhelmingly more common usage in japanese seems to be スモウデッドリフト rather than 相撲デッドリフト
i wonder why
good luck is Tewi Tewi TEWI TEWI TEWI
what is tewilor swift's opinion on the interest rate hike from the central bank of eientei
>>482 I knew when I hit the Reply button that you were going to say that
lefty loosey, tighty noosey
clockvise
too much sugar!
I just can't get the smell of milk and coffee out of my parka.
zero suit camus
finally another quartet night fan
I'm kidding of course
the new mega man robot: cancer man
Remember when DQN was stupid?
dqnize yourself and face to big fat butts
not-so-hot take: sweet bro and hella jeff was the only good thing to come out of homestuck
>>497
It wasn't even apart of Homestuck originally, it was a parody of those two-dudes-on-a-couch gamer comics (e.g. Penny Arcade, Ctrl-Alt-Del, etc.) that were almost everywhere back then.
The author decided to attribute SBaHJ to some kid in Homestuck, while trying to give latter SBaHJ comics a vague connection to Homestuck, and overexcited fans tried to exaggerate that connection to drag more people into Homestuck.
i disagree. it had its moments. plenty of decent fan works, too (the "official" music is more or less fan works, FWIW; i'm really glad radiation caught on with a huge audience, and i hope he remembers me when i'm famous lol).
it did run way the fuck out of steam, though. i remember someone on the MSPAF in early 2012 made a throwaway comment that maybe 2011 was the peak and i gotta hand it to them. i watched that forum die painfully in its last two years and didn't bother to follow the "refugees" because a lot of the people i liked had lost interest by then.
maybe it coulda gone somewhere neat from there. it just didn't. and perhaps we were expecting too much of hussie's ability to make ridiculous escalations of scope with astonishing frequency after problem sleuth and acts 1-4~5ish. partly to blame is that he doubled down on long passages and time-consuming flash productions. so, the ending felt like a well earned mercy killing more than anything.
and of course, his writing was kind of painful all the way through, which mattered way less before it became a heavily dialogue-driven novel with barely tolerable characters and some of the ones i liked best "developing" into worse instead of better personalities.
it doesn't hold up well as prose, i think; all the referential stuff is becoming "so last decade", thankfully, sure, but even when it was current i enjoyed it like i enjoy "one of my japanese animes"--more for the feeling and the setting than anything. i never much cared for the crowd that'd talk about "good" it was or wasn't.
the only way i'm ever giving it a re-read is if i'm translating it into easier terms for the ESL crowd.
>>499
I'm confused by your first paragraph, are you saying you were friends with Toby Fox on the mspa forums?
I loved Problem Sleuth but gave up on Homestuck around the time the trolls were introduced. I found the dialogue just too insufferable at that point.
>>500
no, we hardly conversed, but it's quite unlikely he didn't see me around either, i was too into the music for that
>>501
fair enough. one of the actual lines that i vaguely remember fondly is "It begins to dawn on you that everything you are about to do may prove to have been a colossal waste of time."
gay ethnostate where we put all the dudes who have ever unironically posted the nailcare emoji to work in the salt mines while the rest of us rub each other down with coconut oil
Sounds gay.
the tree of liberty should be a bloody place
women and children and people of color should screw off and stay home from the polls
Problem Sleuth was good, and I wish I had more to say on that matter.
I started using my sandbox kareha install for dumb posts I'd otherwise just delete after typing out, but I ended up effectively only posting on there. Going back feels weird. Would not recommend.
>>507 So are you staying here, or are you returning to Fairy-Land?
mmbk just nuked her twitter and said she's quitting her activities
...
I wish somebody would touch me.
TL-checked the "man of culture" line and not only is it correct, the deliberate misinterpretation of it as a euphemism for lecher, dilettante, etc. is also correct. Nice.
rider with the voice of fluttershy
(why must my brain come up with cursed ideas instead of good ones)
> It was also known that she had read the controversial novel Battle Royale and had seen its film adaptation, which centers on young students fighting to the death.
nevada-tan, but as a gamer
I can't believe "TUMMY LEAK JONES" with quotes nets no results on google
>>517
ttps://tw*tter.com/momobakobako/status/1105386149558673409
fix the url obviously, not sure if it's still on the spam filter
Halo's back on the menu, boys
cursed nobu plushie that wants your best kettle and befriends jesuit missionaries
https://i.imgur.com/yTbLgFx.jpg
isn't she cute?
yamato nabisco
vc: initt
when i say "olympic athletes are supposed to be amateurs" and some 98 iq midwit jumps on me like "R U SAYGNIGN MIKEL PHELSPS NOT STRONKG??"
eating kimchi and underag drinking to own the goddess
I wish I was dead.
banned from a popular art service?
just change your artstyle and rebuild your entire brand from scratch 4head
Should I get pizza or fries?
dqn minecraft server
In my mind, I created it. And every one of you knows it. You read it. It's here. You hear what I'm telling you? You can ban a meme but you cannot destroy an idea. Don't you understand? That's ancient knowledge. You cannot destroy an idea. That meme! I created it, and it's real. Don't you understand? It is real! I created it and it's real! It's real! Oh, God.
dunia gamerlap
The script says that Benny wrote six sequels to the original. Assuming he went in production order and started with "Emissary", that takes us through "Dax". Carrying things forward to "Shadows and Symbols", he clearly continued writing. So one of the first stories Benny wrote after giving that speech was "Move Along Home". After standing up to all the rest of civilization for the sake of his ideas, he wrote a story with the theme "if you die playing alien hopscotch, you die IN REAL LIFE". What a legend.
Granblue Fantasy has a Gachapin event, but all I can think about is DSFARGEG.
We are truly doomed.
oh shit i'm feeling it
accidentally left gpt-2 running in the background and it used up 135% of my cpu somehow
>>534
Maybe that has a little to do with why I saw Mukku reaction images yesterday.
so the NZ shooter dude:
-livestreamed the whole thing
-had an entire playlist full of meme songs set to synch perfectly, including playing "gas gas gas" while driving away from the police
-shouted "alright lads, remember to subscribe to pewdiepie" before opening fire
-published an 87 page manifesto full of memes including the navy seal copipe
-learned about ethnic nationalism from spyro the dragon
ｗｅｗ
>>540
I thought this was a joke, but no I read the manifesto and it's all true. As much as the idea of this little bitch becoming an icon among internet fascists sickens me, I am looking forward to the headlines "Christchurch Shooter Claims to be Involved with Secret Raids on Al-Quaeda".
>>541 Basically my thoughts also. I wish I could watch the court proceedings where the judge has to read all that shit off.
>>541 I was thinking this all day, it's always heartbreaking when these atrocities happen, but the fact that the perpetrator is such a fanny makes my blood boil.
The only thing I know about Christchurch is there's a fellow dokyun from around there, hope you're safe if you're reading this!
The internet makes you stupid
The Adium duck has been asleep on my dock for years.
No one to talk to.
Hardly any good memories worth keeping, actually.
But I can't do it. I can't do him dirty.
https://exhentai.org/s/4dc60fe76c/860863-11
To this day the greatest page in manga.
Thesis: Harry Potter takes place in the Shadowrun universe, a few decades before the advent of all the advanced technology featured in-universe. In this TED talk I will...
and thus the banned ted talks playlist grows by yet another video
I am in agony.
Shit's painful
everyone:
JK rowling: dumbledore and grundlebundle were fucking constantly. like, 24/7 non-stop gay boning.
Fujos - not even once
Slightly miffed that Apple didn't force-meme iOS emulation onto Macs for more IAPs, but I'm guessing they did the calculus or whatever to find out they'd make more money from selling devices in the end.
Breakfast is the shittest meal of the day. Eating at that time is like having an after-dinner gallon of swill.
I wanna stay home but I need to go out
waitwaitwait
don't tell me all those old sites ending in -fire (angelfire, hongfire, mediafire (??) etc) is just engrish and it was supposed to be -file
Sleep, child.
Baba Is Gay
You know, Vriska would be Christian.
my butt hurts and not even for a fun reason
mediaphile, n. One who uses gold-plated HDMI cables and keeps their Samsung TV in Game Mode because they can tell when the video feed is stale from post-processing.
When does it get better?
penis parker
Just saw a ten year old riding very slowly on a scooter chanting "sub to pewds, subscribe to pewdiepie" at the top of his voice.
I don't find it enjoyable if I'm not edging for at least three hours.
i know it's not exactly foreign, but seeing homestuck on here still feels wrong
apparently my pain moans and my sex moans sound exactly the same
>>573
I have this problem too. Too many all-nighters spent edging to H-games in my younger years.
Muckerfuck
Crazy how everyone forgot the fake news arc in Harry Potter
guitars georg, who plays rhythm and knows all the chords, is statistical outlier and should not have been counted
I regret touching man boobs.
I do not have enough dirty boots around to ruin as many of their nice couches as I'd like to.
>>574
I was thinking of setting up a Homestuck/MSPA thread, but the only appropriate board for it that I can think of is probably /book/.
HODLing gacha currency
I am a single woman and I like to work
why do i have synthpop hair
Woah, that's a lot of 9s and 3s in today's date.
But no Hatsune 39's
Did I ever tell you about the time I was in a Hatsune Miku band once? The UK39s I think they were called.
Anyone who says you can't dance to something, is just a bad dancer.
kicked out of my krav maga class for refusing to stop calling it "jew-jitsu"
>>587
I'm scared now. What if, in 666 more days, we come back and the time stamp says 1993-09-9999? What happens after that day? Oh god.
i feel like i could contribute billions of dollars to the economy just by honoring some crazy NDAs, taking a look at some of the biggest companies' dumbest projects, and asking "why are you doing that"
Form without substance.
oh, it's less than two years
you think it's a good idea to use custom baba is you levels as skill tests for aspiring programmers?
>>597
fizzbuzz and the other classics like "implement a linked list" weed out more than enough of them imo, and while some people get annoyed at doing babby shit like that, it's just because they haven't read enough tales of people faking resumes
depending on whether you mean aspiring to learn how to program or aspiring to get hired to program, anyway
wereboomer: oh no, it's happ--I AM THE ONE WHO ROCKS
I wish there was a restaurant called astroburger. It would look like a flying saucer, it would have flat-ish blue pillars with holes in them like aircraft support beams, the tables would be red round ones with see through plastic domes on them so that they're like flying saucers - then the burgers would be one for each planet in the solar system, venus would be a spicy burger with red food colouring, earth would be a normal burger but in a packet to show the air and a side of a grey biscuit for the moon, then saturn would have a large onion ring around the patty, the jupiter burger would have a hole in the patty with lots of barbecue sauce in it for the great spot. The taps would serve RC cola.
if you saw the numbers they saw, you would have made the same decision.
>>598
I do mean people aspiring to learn how to program like in a bootcamp or something, those kind of initiatives that teaches unemployed blue collar boomers how to program or whatever.
can i fit a cat's head in my mouth
>>596 Yeah! You might remember me from such classic compilations as DQN DIGITAL VOL.1 and DQN DIGITAL VOL.2: DEQUARANTINED - I also play gigs across the nation with my other band!
> venus would be a spicy burger with red food colouring
You mean Mars right?
Venus could be the breaded chicken patty. Or depending on which pictures you use for a reference, the sickeningly grey and artificial veggie burger.
Pluto could be a slider with some kind of white cheese representing the ice.
>>605
Mars I was thinking of using orange sauce and having sliced oranges without the rinds inside instead of tomatoes. Breaded chicken actually makes more sense for Mars to me, since Mars is covered in dust and gunk. I also remembered that when I was young I used to roll an ice cream ball in biscuit crumbs and chocolate chips then put it on a cone and that was called a comet ice cream, that could be served as the comets. And I was also thinking of the sun, and maybe that could be a giant mozzarella cheese ball.
It's fun to imagine the ideal fast food place.
life has become fairly pleasant recently
>>607 The ideal fast food place should be a bloody place, with a sense of tension in the air, where two guys could start a fight at any time. That kind of stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about the best fast food places, the ones women and children dare not enter.
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fuck work
man's no thot
Yeah. GALO SENGEN
I'm so sleepy.
I am VERY ANGRY and WANT TO DIE.
Seize a salad
I am eternity.
cat is pregnant
a clean keyboard is its own reward
When the Yoshinoya Rant is posted, I respectfully take my hat off to read it.
omedetou
Well, don't mind it, >>623. It means that it has nothing to do with this thread.
Yesterday I went to my neighborhood Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
Then somebody can't sit down in a mess.
Well, if you look closely, something hangs down and you are writing 150 yen off.
Well, you're stupid. Idiot.
You've come to the Yoshinoya, who is usually 150 yen off, and you're out of the blue.
It is 150 yen, 150 yen.
It seems some parents have brought their kids along too. It is a Yoshino family with four members. Thank you.
I'm telling you, yeah, daddy, you're asking me. I have not seen it anymore.
I'll give you 150 yen for your seat.
The Yoshino family is supposed to kill more.
With the guy sitting opposite the U-shaped table, it doesn't matter if the fight starts any time,
Is it stabbed or stabbed, that kind of atmosphere is good? A girl and a child are sloppy.
Then, when I finally thought I could sit down, the guy next to me said something like it was a big success.
Then I got really mad again.
You know, that's not going to happen. Bokeh.
I'm proud of you, what's up, it's hot and cold.
I would like to ask if you really want to eat soup. I want to ask. I would like to ask for a small one hour.
You just want to say Tsuyudaku.
The latest fashion among Yoshino family members is, after all, if you tell me from Yoshino family members,
Negida, this is it.
A large amount of green onion gyoky. This is how to ask.
There is a lot of green onions. Instead I have less meat. this.
Well, it's a large oyster dumpling (egg). This is the strongest.
However, the double-edged sword also carries the danger that it will be marked by the next clerk when asking for this.
I can not recommend it to an amateur.
Well, you guys have eaten even with a beef bowl set meal.
God, I couldn't imagine going through one of those white people weddings.
I haven't worn trousers in more than six months.
TES6 confirmed for:
-windows 10 exclusive
-always online
-literally no skills
-gender slider
-set in hammerfell
-plot is all about how redguards was kangs until the nord man came and stole their pyramids and melanin magic
-console commands unlockable via microtransaction, .additem costs $0.99 per use
-no paid mods, but limited number of mod slots, increasable via microtransaction
-mods can only use default game assets
-is actually just Skyrim again
sexy dutch MP
i wanna be a hipster
[tech scammer voice] J as in Joker
We are cursed.
if your website doesn't have a dark theme get it the fuck out of my eyes
why is black text on a white background still a thing
It's probably Apple's fault
pwned is short for publicly owned and let me tell you marx was all about the pwnage
>>636
Stroup effect motherfucker, get out of your cave and start reading like an evolved human being. Turn off that gay ass syntax highlighting while you're at it.
I kinda hate Tom Hiddleston now that the truth about him was uncovered
Fuck you all, #ffffea for life.
sam world order.
>>639 "Pwned" being a contraction of "publicly owned" is a nice idea but it seems to be a backronym - well, I guess it's not an acronym, but still a retroactively applied meaning and not how it was coined.
>>645
Seems nobody cared until some dipshit said it was better for your eyes and/or the environment, and suddenly everyone realized light backgrounds makes their eyes hurt and toggling more pixels on a backlit monitor is actually extremely environmentally friendly, even though nobody has actually done any studies on either of these equally stupid hypotheses
>>646
Isn't it more stupid to assume that the people who say staring at bright lights in a dark room for a long time hurts their eyes more than dark lights are making it up?
>>647
Who said anything about dark rooms? Nevertheless all I'm saying is the most vocal people seem to have only realized it was a problem fairly recently, in unison.
My website sucks.
>>649
Mine will suck more. Mark my words. I'll show you next Monday.
captcha: shite
>>648 people who don't like getting snowblindness at 3 am are all just NPCs I guess
sasuga dqn for the super hot take
just fuckin turn a light on tho
and dim your screens
I think it might just be the "discord light theme" memes spilling over.
No you have it all wrong. If you're using two monitors, having an IDE open in one monitor and a leisure site with a colorscheme matching your IDE fools everyone into thinking you're working super hard all the time, especially if it's dark since it looks hackery and professional.
Also, I think it happens to coincide with Apple adding dark mode to their HID guidelines, there, that's what happened.
I have not noticed any uptick in people bitching about bright themes, but then I used to hang around unpleasant people, like Unix coders, design nuts, people who parrot Maddox, the kind of people who would've seen that argument about how much electricity is wasted by Google on monitors when it came up in 2007, etc.
Twitter, Discord, Mac OS X, Windows are just a few widely used software packages with dark themes.
Also, I wish I had better people to hang around.
First it was all about PTSD, now it's all about gaslighting and imposter syndrome...I wonder what the next trendy mental health problem will be?
afrogon:
I. non-euclidean polygon consisting of curly-haired edges
II. an occupied lilypad
>>657
We must move in different circles; for me, imposter syndrome was a cool new thing a little before PTSD, and is now rather played-out. (We agree on PTSD and gaslighting, though.) I suppose you could throw OCD and bipolar on there as well, farther back.
My bet for the future of casual self-diagnosis is Stockholm Syndrome. If I could choose, though, I'd like to see the Napoleon Complex, except collectively misunderstood as "the delusion that you are Napoleon".
What the fuck?
>>657
PTSD safe spaces never went away, you just aren't focused on them anymore.
Imposter syndrome is also a really common concern on IT. I've heard about it my entire professional life, which granted is just 5 years, but still.
Just remembered that I had a dream about talking to a cute girl and inviting her to dinner and now my day is better now that I recalled this dream
I wanna degauss a screen. Just to hear that bwowmp noise and see the image curl up.
I should make a CRT degauss simulator. That probably already exists though.
Why are you God? I'm God
how about widowmaker
rare prism for friend points Pepega
DE idea: xmona
>>661
Imposter syndrome is not issue in IT: most if not all IT/code "professionals" are complete imposters.
if harry and voldemort were on the moon and harry fucked voldemort would that be fucked up or what
holy fuck i came bricks
captcha: fasp
>>657
Claiming to be an asshole because of some cluster B shit that for some reason you're not seeking help for.
Shark tits
I want any and all of you to teach me how to become functional again. Seems like I'm uncreative, stuck and unhappy (again).
Did you hear about the bipolar autistic narcissist Dunning–Kruger who gaslighted a Stockholm Napoleon Imposter so badly he got PTSD? OCDWTFBBQ!
realize i should take better care of my teeth -> floss -> my gums are in agony for daring to disturb the gingivitis
>>676
your return value must be the the same for the same arguments and your evaluation must have no side effects
getting really hungry after jerking off like i just ran a mile or something
I've seen no degaussing like my old monster monitor did. It went all the way up to 1600x1200, or at least that's what I put it to. I couldn't tell if it could actually handle it. The dots were too small.
Anyway no simulator will simulate it the way I remember it
kite ninja yeeting outta nowhere
>>685
It's not really a degauss without that slight adrenaline kick from an erroneous belief that you might EMP your own brainwaves, is it?
ah whoops
What's the word I'm looking for - say you read a food critic's review of a new restaurant; you wouldn't call the critic an "authority" on food, but you would expect them to have some higher level of understanding of the game than the people reading their column, of why good restaurants are good and vice versa, more than just "the food was tasty but the room was noisy". What do you call this quality, someone of a higher level of expertise which "gives them the right" to give a more insightful critique and allows the reader to trust their opinion more?
An ideal critic would have an inside-out knowledge of the medium and the context - a movie critic has more credibility if he studied cinematography and journalism, than someone unqualified who blogs about their favourite James Bond films. Their opinions are both valid opinions, but what's the word for being better-equipped to give a more valuable insight?
>>691
I might use "clout" in that situation but I feel like that's not quite the right thing either. Expertise?
Feels like it's some kind of cross between ethos and experience
>>691
"Erudite", "accredited", or "estimable" might serve, depending.
Rhetorically, though, that entire angle might be difficult. I think using a one-word appeal to authority tends to lower credibility rather than raise it, like you're trying to puff up an emperor with a few too many titles and no clothing.
>>694
I think "they do this for a living" is more nuanced than a simple appeal to authority. Plus reputation is a valid argument for credibility, unless the audience hasn't actually heard of them.
Hmmm I mean more like the position that person is in, rather than an adjective: an esteemed newspaper pays the expert food critic to write a column, the reader turns to this column for guidance on a restaurant's food, it is the critic's duty to serve a knowledgeable piece of reasoned advice for the reader. If the reader hasn't heard of the critic, they can still put some faith in their views because the [position of authority] the esteemed newspaper has put them in should ideally guarantee they know their potatoes.
>>695 they do this for a living which gives them [authority on the subject] ?
You're doing wonderfully, and I'm very proud of you.
i've had the phrase "elistist supercuckture" on my mind for a while and i think it's about time i get it off
fuck me, that's the second time
vc: hottip: proofread your posts
>>696
Yes, you could hopefully believe that they've put some thought into it (as they're paid to), and their employer endorses them by continuing to pay them for their views
>>700 Yes, I mean what is the word I'm getting at, it's on the tip of my tongue - it's been bugging me since I first posted...
We have burned through this thread, I feel like it was made just yesterday.
I'm alive!
>>701 I mean, there's a "professional" (which seems to at least have the connotation you seek) who might be "eloquent" (able to explain related matter clearly in profound ways, which is usually a distinguishing mark of an expert opinion).
We could probably get you some pretty fine-tuned words if you said what you wanted to use it for.
Toy Story toys but they work like Fate servants
24 years old, i've been a shutin hikki neet for the past 6 years and i'm trying to fix my life
i have a job now and at least have a little bit of money sometimes, sometime soon i'll get a driver's license too
after that i have no fucken idea what i'm supposed to do, how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
i ask because dqn(and depression) has been basically the only constant in my life for those 6 years
> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
Just go to community college, it's socially acceptable to recreate your highschool experience there.
> how am i supposed to make friends and meet people all that stuff, all that kind of stuff happened at school before
Legally change your name to Boris von Horace. The more of us, the better.
Farts then gaslights
I wonder what's for April Fools Day.
fricken Oceania/East Asia, being in the future and shit
im squeeks
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APRLI FOOOLL!
Let's get sad.
Let's get mildly pleased instead.
I implore you, gent, let me through, for the gate won't budge. The gate won't budge! We are about to get annihilated!
How does IRC, of all things, shit me up the most? I could scream into a passing library and feel less like eating my own foot
Let's get mad.
Another day, another friend lost
way too many 4d's for me
patiently awaiting the day i can break out the "fuck me yourself, you coward" line on someone
dilemma: I baked cookies and brought them to work with the intention of sharing with coworkers but now I am feeling greedy and want to eat them all myself.
Now I must choose between deliciously unhealthy self-gratification or gaining esteem in the eyes of my fellow man.
is sending unwanted dick pics really that common
>>727
I suspect, based on the statistics of how much extramarital sex actually happens, it's more of a pareto / power law thing where like 80% of dudes will never do it, ~20% just have a distorted sense of what's classy with some portion of the top 1% being "why we can't have nice things"... and some statistically small handful are some absolute maniac outliers the police are hopelessly searching for as we speak.
My fish just finished reheating, so I've gotta go. I hope you have a happy holiday though. Guantanamo Bay is still open. Good night.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas~
Harmonic Simultaneous 4-day Hinomaru
Your flag is educated stupid. A flag will rotate around 4-corner symmetric metamorphosis.
Suffer with me.
Hot elf chicks that fetishize mortal men because they get all the wisdom and wrinkly old guy look and shit fast and then they die and you get another one
can't get sent unwanted dick pics if you want them all roll_safe_tapping_head.gif
got me there
Time worth wasting isn't time.
avengers is starting to feel more and more like poohadventures
>>725
i just saw that referenced on twitter, someone's going to beat you to the punch I'm sure.
>>738 you probably saw it referenced by me, i see twitter and the current thoughts thread as serving a similar function of jotting down random stream of consciousness shite and sometimes i post my current thought in both places tbh
or more like sometimes i forget what i posted where and it ends up on both
>>739,740
I suffer from choice paralysis whenever I have some kind of pithy thought and then must decide whether to post it on DQN, SAoVQ, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, or one of my many group chats...it's often hard to guess which audience will receive it best.
>>741
It sounds like you're sticking to the "one audience even though there's 0 crossover" rule. If so, we are in complete agreement even though it's pointless!
>>742
I wouldn't want my DQN friends to know I use Discord/etc.
>>742,743
Yeah, I'm always paranoid that there might be crossover, and that my carefully guarded anonymity will be destroyed. I especially hope nobody I know in real life or DQN ever finds my re**it account, it would be just too embarrassing.
In reality though, I seriously doubt anybody cares enough to notice. Or even if they did notice, they wouldn't give a shit.
sofaa kara tachiagare, sadame no senshi yo
putting the 'homo' in internet homogenity
the prostate is fucking magic boys you should try it
having dry orgasms back to back over and over for like 30 minutes before shooting gallons of cum in one spurt without even touching my dick is the closest thing i've had to a religious experience
I love how the "List of serial killers by country" page on Wikipedia tells you that the "List of serial killers in the United States" is on a completely separate page.
cute girl is a serial killer who just fucking murders you
>>748 You won't be able to resist doing it again and again, but then you'll regret it when you're trying to squeeze out that last nugget of poop each day
find yourself a nice jewish boy
i am a key
still thinking about that buldak 7 hours later
>>757
kurosawa's films were utter shit. i mean you just go to the theater, sit down and do nothing for 3 hours. the only bosses are the ticket lady (it's RNG whether she's surely) and maybe the ushers if you decide to jerk it out of boredom. zero difficulty. gamers were babies back in the '50s
>>751
I also enjoy Eric’s work: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=806359
Cute girl who tortures and mindbreaks your enemies.
Cute girl who drugs you and swaps your limbs with somebody else's.
Cute girl who's actually a cute ghost who likes to play innocent pranks on strangers but it turns out it freaks them out so the value of your house you were attempting to sell during a financial crisis plummets to pennies on the dollar and you end up killing yourself instead of suffering through poverty.
But how do I achieve the mythical prostate / dry orgasm?
stop and think
in middle school one of my friends picked up an abandoned note that said:
i still wonder wtf that was about
Look, dude, my butthole can kick the shit out of me. You'll have to do better.
Those odd nouns in fictional settings that seem to be halfway between a common noun and a proper noun so that they look kind of wrong both with and without capitalization.
sengoku but with american civil war people
cute girl who is a snake
endlessly amusing to me how "POS" is corporatese for "cash register"
>>773
just wait until you learn the two things ERP can stand for
FUCK
>>773-775
Virginia's standardized testing are called the S.O.L.('s); I never heard a single teacher not enunciate it as an initialism.
I can't imagine they didn't know....
>>777
well the alternative is the teachers saying stuff like "alright, children, it's time to take your souls"
>>778
There would have been no purpose to such disambiguation ☆⌒(≧▽° )
Anime girls with big foreheads are really moe! Like Minase Iori, or Tainaka Ritsu (who has the added moe of being boyish). I wanna kiss Ricchan on her forehead! (In private, of course, I’m not the sort of person who runs for president).
Cute girl whose forehead doubles as a hammer.
cute hammerhead shark girl with big ol shark tits
I feel like something that happened was that idiots stopped getting their info from the first paragraph of Wikipedia and started getting it from memes made by people with the same axe to grind.
not finding exhibitionism eromanga all that hot... and then remembering i kinda did that shit in middle school, which makes it even more puzzling
Unfathomable stupidity.
gaywalking
This sucks.
if you give it a name it dies
i am personally going to run over peepee the cat
DQN is actually DQN.
"If I get too much into it, you'll follow me, and sooner or later we'll have sex, or almost have sex, and then I'll freak out and beg you to marry me, and then you'll start comparing me to Kyuubey."
"Wait, what? I only did that once."
"Yeah, and I'm still not over it."
"Would you prefer I compare you to some other character?"
"One that isn't a soulless, emotionless, manipulative monster?"
Okay, I honestly didn't realize she'd taken it so personally. I had merely intended to point out her seeming preoccupation with forming a contract I don't feel is right for me at this time. That's it. But then tonight we had this conversation and, uh, that's the story of how she got the idea in her head to cosplay as Kyuubey and have me cosplay as a magical girl.
"i have an emotionally manipulative gf to have crossplay sex with and i'm still sad"
hey fuck you dude
making a big bowl of egg salad seems like a great way to use up old eggs but it's actually a great way to unwittingly eat 9 eggs in one sitting
jeez you buy ONE (ok more like four) dildo on amazon and suddenly your recommendations are full of skirts and epilators and programmer socks for the rest of eternity
>>798
Jeff Bezos' evil plan to make you buy different shit just to make the algorithm show you different shit
>>796
The only solution I can see is to have several other magical "girls" coerce him into it with their powerful magic.
I put 9 eggs into this salad, but then somehow I ate 9 eggs? What the fuck‽
I'm down for environmentally conscious trash metal.
guy sent me a dick pic and then i tried to get him to watch TNG
that means we're basically dating now right
you have to eat all the eggs
gosh do you guys not know what egg salad is
it's like mashed up hardboiled eggs with mayo and mustard, you take a couple spoons of it and put it on a sandwich
Mayo's the best condiment.
Shark with cute girl faces for tits.
>>804
did the dic pick actually work? or was it level 4 sexting already
hatt-baby
>>806 There was no question of what egg salad is, I just thought it was funny that you were surprised at eating the number of eggs you put in it
gosh do you guys not know what potatoes is
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
>>811 i made a big bowl of it expecting to have a bunch left over to put in the fridge but it's hard to eyeball when you're spooning it out for sandwiches tbh
playing autechre at a house party to own the libs
> How Arya Stark Found Herself by Becoming No One With the Faceless Men
> Presented by Mountain Dew
Person joined a cult for the superpowers and didn't actually become No One and that's how you "find yourself", none of this is creepy or unhealthy btw -PEP ($121.94 / share)
I like my coffee like I like my black people, with milk
magic must defeat magic
i like my women like i like my coffee
i prefer tea
i like my women like i like my coffee
grande latte ice cold frapuccino caramel
Github's automated spam detection just banned me for linking to an external site in a PR. Other people can link (to the same host), but not me. What's the matter, am I on a suspected bot list because I never filled out my real name, location, and hobbies? Do I not Like, Follow, and Subscribe enough fucking dotfile repos? Is my "@replied @to @everyone @with @at @signs and emojis" score too low?
For fuck's sake, if some Silicon Valley dipshit is going to tell me I'm not wearing enough flair while I fix bugs in other people's code, I'd better be getting paid for it.
Boobs are nice.
can’t watch the jojo part 5 anime without thinking about how gayer it got
elaborate clone of a shut-down piracy site that sends you to an malware link shortener that sends you to FBI.gov
well played
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody!
Jk I don't like steak, but I do love bloody girls
like menstruation or girls with open wounds
You know what, boobs are nice.
singers named "MC x" but reading it like it was a scottish surname
McRide
McHammer
McA
>>825 Both! One of my hottest sexual experiences was a busty 16yo nymph riding me on her period, she had a crazy screaming orgasm as I filled her with my cum, and then she sprang up and squarted blood and cum and endometrium all over my chest, and then slid all over me in it while she kissed me. So filthy for such a cute little angel! She made me carve my name into her thigh with a razorblade and then fuck her again too, which I did on condition she carve her name into my leg. Ah memories...
I often have trouble finding the ctrl V thread because at first glance almost every thread on here looks like out of context kopipe
Woah, the last Star Wars ever! This'll be good.
speedos are comfy as fuck, i've been memed into boxers for the last time
plus it feels like i'm wearing cute panties that keep everything in place instead of having my balls slapping me in the leg with every step barely concealed behind a curtain of fabric
>>829
by training our natural neural network to produce kopipe, we become the kopipe
entire families here. Family of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce."
Who in the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is the latest trend among us vets is that you'll be a tad higher. This is the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is this, extra sauce."
Who in the vet's way of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you order the extra-large." God I was an insane number of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce nowadays, you order this all out loud.
There're
w and it is carryout
dickerson? i hardly know 'im!
> just level euryale 4head
you still have to have a proper team with some other leveled guys and maybe also not get royally dicked around 10 times in a row by RNG just trying to get your second NP
true, command spells would've been nice here
oh well at least that bit's over
finally finished my plan to watch list, time to take a good long break from anime
Never take a break from anime.
Jesus christ no, that's the wrong pie hole
>>839
... i took a 10 year break from anime, the exceptions that made me regret this are few and far between
It's my fault for not backing up, but I accidentally deleted my browser tab session so I don't remember my backlog for the past two years.
>>842
If it's firefox, not everything is lost!
Come to %AppData%\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\ then
something-something.default\sessionstore-backups
And see if one of the backups are still around.
...I clogged mine so hard the browser won't start up
>>843
Yeah, I have hangups (rimshot) about firefox--trauma from its earliest days, it can feel pretty off on OS X, that sorta thing.
I use Vivaldi. It's fucking buggy as all get out, but it's got some comfy things about it. I switched after Chrome did a few unforgivable things concerning taking options away (that don't really have to do with webkit). Vivaldi's promise is... they try to not do that, basically. But under the hood, it's a lot like Chrome, so I got to keep a lot of my history and stuff.
Again, it's partly my fault. For quitting apps when I knew shit was getting focus-stolen and such. For not having something like Session Buddy when I knew this could happen (hence the manual backup from two years ago). TBH it seems like the sort of feature Vivaldi might just add natively rather than fix bugs, lol.
I use Safari 9! It's my favourite!
Quasimodo needs to lay off the vape.
oh fuck oh shit oh god
Firefox is a battery eater on macos, but it's better-behaved than other browsers on the other OSes in my experience
i don't remember if i disliked boogiepop or if it was just a story i was meh on and strongly disliked the visuals
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
愛されて愛したい
乙女の柱状な欲望
いつの日には目の前に
現れるかな
vc: exume
Everywhere I go I see godless people doing anything they can to fill the gap they obviously are trying to fill. Astrology, conspiracy theory, social justice, good luck charms, law of attraction, moodboards etc. Social media is one giant theosophical stew. Every post is a prayer. Every page is a shrine of wish fulfillment. The other day this girl told me she's really interested in quantum physics (the quacky kind) (well...) and the Hawaiian ho'oponopono. Get a real god already.
Thank you for reading my prayer.
We all sacrifice at the altar of Mammon with every shopping trip, every rent payment, and every tithe.
>>852
Okay, but once I build a Wonder, you only have a certain amount of time to defeat me before I win.
I like swords.
The last banana I needed in gloomy galleon for chunky was in the pirate ship.
Intrusive thought at back of brain: HUNGER FOR NUGGER
Me: e-excuse me, milord?
Though: CHICKEEEEEENNN NUUUUUUGGEEEEERRRR
Me: oh thank god i thought you said
every single pro sports player on social media has a bio like:
Christian | Father | Husband | Center Fielder for the Shattuck Tornadoes | Philippians 3:22 | #sportsball #gocavs
Why do japanese people like the word/s "motherfucker" so much?
God I hate naggers
What the fuck?
>>860
All the vowels are the same in Japanese (mazaafakka-) so it's fun to say.
>>860
i don't know why but foreign speakers tend to use swear words more than native speakers do. i've experienced this with a french native speakers swearing like a sailor in spanish, and several native spanish speakers being enamored with the words motherfucker and shit
Transcendence.
no, i have to shower
in the clown timeline where microsoft is slightly admired with mild caution because people don't expect them to do good, just to fail at doing evil
wish i was pretty and busty
then i'd be a booby trap
Wow, how many different themes from games and movies are named "decisive battle"? Seriously, there are lots of them even if you ignore Final Fantasy.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=decisive+battle+theme
>>870
"Decisive battle" is a pretty unremarkable compound word in Japanese (決戦 which is even the name of a game series as well.) It's a cliche but not in a way where shitloads of composers thought "You know what would be a unique and exciting song name? 'Decisive Battle!'" Instead they thought something more like "Eh I don't really give a shit about this song name, since it's for a big boss battle I'll just call it 'kessen'"
I want to say an English equivalent that conveys the clicheness without the quirky impression of the direct translation is "Last Battle," even though kessen isn't necessarily the last battle.
"Showdown" would be my suggestion if it has to be word for word. It's just not found in existing J-E dictionaries is all.
happiness is a spook
nekomimi moodo deeeeee
http://4-ch.net/language/kareha.pl/1475864701/4-614
is this a wprld record for JISAKUJIEN?
You are also meat.
>>875 fucking nikita is a plague on every board that hasn't banned him yet
I guess this is it, then.
I feel low.
i want to torture you with softly irritating audio for roughly an hour
honey, i fucked the kids
Why am I so horny? My medication is supposed to do the literal opposite of this.
Alleluia, praise the risen lord. Captcha: fise.
to my high school japanese teacher, who had been in the navy, RPG meant something else
>>889
an RPG is just a grenade role-playing as a rocket launcher
these memes be more cursed than cursed boomer memes
>>889
I've noticed there's an interesting subset of foreign Japanese speakers who learned because they were in the military, not because they're weebs.
>>892
Apparently that can get you some extra pay. Though in his case he was a boomer nisei.
Unfortunately, the vagrant catgirl (female) is only into nonconsensual headpats. -more-
(human)
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
>Franklin punned that compared to his ruminations on flatulence, other scientific investigations were "scarcely worth a FART-HING".
a gun that shoots dicks which shoot seed, which is actually just bullets riding inside wads of semen
internal WADs or patch WADs?
Is trying to communicate with dead people something people do? Not with like a Luigi board or something like that, but like leaving a message on your dead friend's phone telling them how sorry you are
>>902
I don't think most people who do it expect actual results. It's kind of the modern version of a coronach.
mostly straight with homosex tendies
>>902
There are plenty of examples on FB/Twitter out there in public, and I'm just guessing, but probably more people than that had a sense of propriety that would have them do the same, but not where some Internet creeper like me can see it.
>>902
I don't know dude, isn't writing eulogies and epitaphs a bit like trying to communicate with the dead? I guess sometimes you need the closure and say the stuff you never said to them when they were alive.
much more infuriating than working in a place where the radio constantly plays things you hate is a place where they constantly play bands you like, but the same songs over and over every single night
i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone
"man with the plan" is actually an outline of how to properly play a warrior/berserker/fighter type
me to the healer: my job is killing stuff not staying alive, that's your job. LEEEEEROOOOOOY
>>911 nah, i was an arms warrior back then actually
i couldn't even be too mad when i died because it was usually my own fault for doing something like charging into a group of alliance 1v4 and popping sweeping strikes like "PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE"
>i swear to fuck if i hear "weird science" one more goddamn time, there's like 5 better songs on that album alone
But if you don't, there aren't?
if and only if, bitch
>>914 ops that comma probably should have been one of these things ;
そのチンポ貰い受ける
『GAY BULGE』
Did that smell come from me?
BEPN HANC
This girl is sad.
actually know a guy named andrew who looks like he'd browse dqn but he doesn't
>>925
Go somewhere with snow! It's unlikely to cheer you up but at least you'll be a vintage meme.
I get the courage to show affection to my crush and it turns out they already had a boyfriend. I'm sad, man.
My hair is ruined.
>>926
Out of curiosity, what exactly does a person who looks like they'd browse DQN look like?
My sign is "double peace" ahe
im in a metal hosipital because there are voices in my head
>>930 sure but post physique first, i refuse to bottom for anyone i could beat up
>>931 like a skinny white nerd but also kind of cute in a weird napoleon dynamite way
I feel like some nostalgic boomer insisting Internet unauthorized music video culture peaked with The Fingertips Project.
>>937
Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquiescence
online metal hospital, open 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNNmBtNcccE
Decided to clean my mom's kitchen while she's out on vacation. It's making me hate everyone and everything forever.
>>943
I tried this a few months ago, all of it's back already ( ；∀；)
I know suffering when I see it.
[Help] I think I’m becoming a sex addict! (´･ω･`)
Even the Buddha gets angry if you keep hitting him.
Everything happens so much.
Man, I just ran some RNN that makes character predictions and posted what it generated on the CTRL+V thread because I thought it was really funny.
>>951
I thought you meant characters as in plot and got my hopes up that your computer had whipped up some super cursed content but I realize that might have been hoping for too much.
Get bitched!
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
>>952
I'm sorry. But I'm going to make one that generates stuff at word level tomorrow, the chances of it generating something really cursed are higher, depending on what do I train the thing with.
I'm on a public PC at a hospital waiting for my partner to get out of surgery. I haven't had to use internet explorer in like 10 years. I hope she feels better.
today is the day that everyone born in the heisei era officially became a boomer
Nothing is fun any more.
ka reiwa nomimono
m1 garandpa
Did that really come from my butthole?
It's more likely than you think.
holy shit you can still download from emuparadise.
>>960
I mean, you can drink curry, it's a free country, but....
>>966 just some thing i saw that got stuck in my head
there was a place with a sign that said カレーは飲み物 and yesterday they changed it to カ令和飲み物
also i can't even type reiwa yet i keep getting 例話
>>967 interesting
i like that the thread tag when I search that is 【なんだこれ】
Imagine that.
spent all work day working on a mosquito net for my window
.ru dating spambot that had suspiciously good taste in stolen internet model pics
And I would like to give a huge fuck you to the rain today.
There's still cum in my hair from yesterday
Eww
Are you half Puerto Rican?
Cause Rican of crazy
last day of this year of my life in this world
see you in the next year (tomorrow)
I wish I was alive.
I forgot to wash my asshole.
I only ever wash my asshole
Air pressure's sappin my sentry
by which i mean my ears
They used "meme" to refer to an image macro on Snopes and it ruined my morning
weeb 2.0
> Snopes
Thanos: snop
No you dumb homo tool
Mercenaries 2 being about people doing the dirty work not getting paid seems really apropos.
>>988
depends on whether it has a contrast. what would represent advocacy for a revolution against the social order of threads closing at max posts? not posting at all?
[Strategy] ITT we write a complete FAQ/Walkthrough [Cheats] was a good thread until it was derailed by idiots!
I really really really really really really really really really don't want to leave the house.
>>992
Just get a wife and you won't have to. Daddy's thirsty honey, stop riding his dick and buy some orange juice. Yee-haw cowboy. Giddyup. Fuck off and get me some yak's milk, bitch.
tfw no daddy husband to call me honey while i ride his dick
boys are cute.
I feel like I'm a person made up for a philosophical thought experiment, like "What if there were a person who could never become happier, no matter how much their circumstances improved or worsened" or something.
hit tv show about a handful of plucky physicalists who band together to survive the p-zombie apocalypse
Negrobump
Goodbye.
