[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#38]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#38] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 06:03 [No]

somebody hold me

2 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 06:26 [No]

Bubba's security camera

3 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 06:55 [No]

Rei Bradbury's Fahrenheit 450.0 + 1.0

4 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 07:07 [No]

[Chris sends a cap of the GameBanana deletion]

Look, for one thing, I gave you credit in the notes of the Mod. Second, I am Sonichu Prime; the one-and-only individual that mod was inspired and made from. Third, Christine is the main owner of our IP and all that.
I get it, I should have talked with you sooner about this, but I had thought things were cool, since this was a non-profit bit of data that was personally updated and made authentic, and as the individual who made the thing, I had thought you would be humbled and honored to have been made famous by our action of sharing your contribution to the communities. But for whatever reasoning that we can resolve to restore this, I am willing to listen. But, dude, in this misconduct after the fact of my own generosity to make the mod better, 1 personally feel rejected, and it really hurts.
Just because you have me credit in the notes doesn't mean you can republish my work. Secondly yes it's your character that I mainly made for a comic dub that was long since cancelled 2 years ago, and it's why I did my own voice acting.. it's authentic to my own project, I have you permission to make your own voice mod which is fine and dandy and you can release the voice mod separate and for those that wish to use it can download it, also. I'm not famous, if I was cool but it'd be on my own accord, and not for a sonichu mod.. but once again having your own voice mod is chill, but when I made it originally it took hours to animate and work on, models, textures. I put all that time and effort in.
[cutoff] Mod, and uploaded them separately from the Mod, people would still need the Mod to put with the files. If it were you, and you did not know where to download the Mod to go with these voice and bio files, it would be just about garbage to you. So, yeah, the mod would have to be there with the voice and bio files. I'll let you ponder and stew over that. What you did will be judged upon you by Chris, herself; what you did was most ungrateful and selfish. (edited)
And to add, no money was being made at all from this. Sonic World is a free to play game, and so are all of the Mods. A Mod should only be reported if the person is actually making any money off of the Mod itself. And a retexture is a retexture; it should not be a freaking matter, because the thing is Free. Why do the handful of people in this dimension have to be so freaking ungrateful and selfish, including you?
It's my project, my model, you don't get to justify texturing, also it's a rule in the sonic world discord server so maybe you should "ponder and stew" for being ungrateful and selfish for not just being satisfied for a mod that was meant for everyone to enjoy- also so people would 'know' you could easily drop my mod link with your voice and bio mod, BAM that's literally okay. And it's not ungrateful or selfish. I didn't have to release the mod at all, a lot of people don't release their mods for this exact reason, people like you will take and repost and others will instantly think you did everything when all you did was change voice files and a bio

5 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 07:39 [No]

Trying to pick up Nork stations on my shortwave radio

6 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 12:26 [No]

Nearly 37,000 thoughts all at once

7 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 13:22 [No]

8 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 15:18 [No]

careful gomez

9 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 15:58 [No]

Noided Gomez

10 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 18:02 [No]

>>5
Let us know if you get any (or anything else cool)!

11 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 18:06 [No]

My home country was overthrown by Revoting Gomez.

12 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 18:26 [No]

Mary-Belle Kirtaner

13 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 18:30 [No]

gimme love and money

14 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 19:20 [No]

my country, gomezania, yearns for freedom

15 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 19:32 [No]

ways i come up with names in RPGs:

calque/google translate "camellia thirty-years" into a language appropriate for the character, for example "tsubaki sanjuro"
calque/google translate "sardine thief" into the same, for example "saariq al-sirdin"
use luca/luka or a variant, it's unisex and disyllabic and fits in many contexts, as a bonus point someone gave me this as a nickname irl once
use the default
use the name of my childhood WoW character from 14 years ago
smash my keyboard

16 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 19:48 [No]

The waiters carefully place the whale brain platter on the round table's center. We reach for our knives to cut our portions.

17 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 20:59 [No]

My RPG names are always either the default name, the first few letters of my surname, or some variant on NIGGER.

18 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 21:08 [No]

started using "Avery" one day, and haven't stopped since

19 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 21:13 [No]

I have a hard time believing anyone enjoys the taste of whale.

20 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 21:13 [No]

Avery is traditionally a male given name which was originally an Old English surname that was itself derived from an Old French pronunciation of the name Alfred or the Ancient Germanic name Alberich. The meaning of the name is derived from the Old English words aelf, meaning elf, and ric, meaning king, power.

21 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 21:14 [No]

>>19
It's pretty good! Going to buy some next week probably, will report back then.

22 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 21:20 [No]

Default names are all I can feel comfortable with, even if those names are just generic class names.

23 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 22:05 [No]

I named my two Mewtwos Mr. Chuckles and Mr. Giggles

24 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 23:11 [No]

scumbag adobe took 'r browser games

25 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 23:15 [No]

where will i play hentai dating sims now

26 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 00:01 [No]

Yay!

27 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 00:01 [No]

Happy 9999th!

28 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-9999 00:10 [No]

But what does tomorrow hold?

29 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 00:13 [No]

Here's to 10 more thousand!

30 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 00:27 [No]

>>28 candies

31 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 00:47 [No]

wish I were a twitterslut
old men staring at my butt

32 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 01:45 [No]

>>28
october I hope

33 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 02:40 [No]

>>32
love october. one year I want to pretend it's october year around and decorate everything black, purple and orange

34 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 02:55 [No]

At first, it felt as if it was one long, unending year, but it's becoming more and more stretched out. Perhaps tomorrow it will just be 1993-09-9999 24:00 and 25:00 and on and on forever.

35 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 03:00 [No]

do you think i could get a girlfriend with the whole "aha i've only ever been with guys before but ur really sweet i think i might be bi after all" routine

36 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 03:03 [No]

I've seen "led" (past tense of lead) misspelled more times in the past week than the prior several years (　´_ゝ｀)🔫

37 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 03:11 [No]

>>35
If you're not attracted to women I don't think it would be worth the time

38 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 03:31 [No]

9999 is a resounding success!!

39 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 05:22 [No]

>>38
I'm amazed the thread actually finished on time. It restores a tiny amount of my long-lost faith in humanity.

I wonder why Mr. JEWS didn't go all the way.

40 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 05:49 [No]

I believe the jew spammer secretly wanted us to win

41 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 06:40 [No]

hear "this man" and video off

42 Name: Bubba : 1993-09-9999 08:00 [No]

Gay Sex At Park

43 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 10:57 [No]

>>40 I love that everyone stopped replying and some started necrobumping to hide the thread. Such unity! Makes me teary-eyed (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

44 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 14:05 [No]

>>35
it's too grounded in fiction i think?

45 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 15:03 [No]

Orewa Bitch Ass Darius, nanodesu yo.

46 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 17:03 [No]

>>40
I don't think any "spammer" was malicious. I think he (they?) was trying to help, but didn't realize that after a certain point it threw off the rhythm. As >>39-san says, it would have been really easy to actually ruin the thread if that had been the goal.

47 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 17:36 [No]

punctual gomez from the 900 thread explained himself in #37 i think

48 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9999 23:19 [No]

I can't wait for October!

49 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:05 [No]

It always seems impossible until it is done! Congratulations for the >>1000, DQN ( ﾟｰﾟ)

50 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:05 [No]

Pretty cool, nice one

51 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:06 [No]

I wish it was October already.

52 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:06 [No]

3 of us were right on the strawpoll! We can share the prize

53 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:07 [No]

Nice job, everyone.

54 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:07 [No]

Willys are getting touched as we type

55 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:08 [No]

https://4-ch.net/img/
???

56 Name: !/dqn/AHem. : 1993-09-10000 00:08 [No]

I got the >>999 !

57 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:09 [No]

>>56 Congrats!

58 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:09 [No]

>>56
I got the >>1000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

59 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:10 [No]

>>58 Congrats!
That was a really fun ride.

60 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:11 [No]

>>55 Cool! Uh oh! Nice! Oh dear!

61 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:14 [No]

I couldn't reach the server at midnight and thought that was a good one!

62 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:16 [No]

>>61 I got a good laugh out of it, but then I got kind of worried

63 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:17 [No]

That was a great thread, that 10000 countdown one. Thanks everyone!
I had a serious reply to post to it, but those last 10 minutes went by so fast that I didn't make it.

>> 686
Using AA software to trace an image with text is a lot harder than it sounds. Most of the software gives you a preview pane where you can see the text you're typing overlaid onto an image you've imported. You still need to hunt for suitable characters to best match the drawing, and you need to go left to right to avoid ruining anything you've already typed, due to the proportional nature of MS_PGothic. I imagine it's much easier with a Japanese keyboard.
Most AA software also provides tools to shift spacing over pixel by pixel by alternating full-width and half-width spaces, as well as automatic shading tools that replace spaces with suitable shading characters. The most critical feature is that it lets you see if you've accidentally put two half-width spaces in a row, since that doesn't post properly. Most editors also have sophisticated copy-paste features, character palettes, and a ton of other features that I don't understand due to not being able to read Japanese.
I highly recommend everyone try out some AA Editor software, there's some good stuff out there. I recommend either ('Д `)Edit or the more modern OrinrinEditor which I do not understand, but maybe you'll figure it out.

64 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10000 00:17 [No]

Good stuff today

65 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:19 [No]

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66 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:23 [No]

wow, it's a 10000thmas miracle

67 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:24 [No]

Thanks ssz again for letting us reach >>1000

68 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:25 [No]

let's see

69 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:28 [No]

having 5 digits of days feels really weird...

70 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10000 00:35 [No]

Now we're talking!

71 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:40 [No]

Ahh, the frying pan cat is back!

72 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:40 [No]

Why is lupin a nigger

73 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10000 00:42 [No]

>>71
We're entering a new golden age

74 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:43 [No]

It’s beautiful

75 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 00:45 [No]

Wonderful, I'd say

76 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:30 [No]

255

77 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:31 [No]

Okay cool!

78 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:31 [No]

My hat!

79 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:33 [No]

1: Start a timer for 1 minute
2: Catch as many mittens as you can and drag them to a new tab
How many can you catch? I caught 2!

80 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:38 [No]

I caught 22 mittens

81 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:43 [No]

>>80
Not those ones!

82 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:46 [No]

Hey! I have a hat now!

83 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 01:48 [No]

>>81 Oh, I hadn't seen the flying ones. Redone the challenge, got only five this time!

84 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 02:11 [No]

5 mitten pairs all for me!

85 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 03:21 [No]

I got 0....I am bad at copmuter

86 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 03:33 [No]

Happy 10000 days

87 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 03:46 [No]

Oh god, 10000 days happened and it's still September. I thought it would be tomorrow.

88 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 05:19 [No]

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89 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 05:41 [No]

Human reproduction sucks. Wish I could jizz over a pile of gelatinous eggs and be done.

90 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 06:25 [No]

>>89
Yeah but you might also have to swim up a 900-mile river to do it and then die afterwards.

91 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 06:27 [No]

Fare you well my dear, I must be gone
And leave you for a while
If I roam away I'll come back again
Though I roam ten thousand miles, my dear
Though I roam ten thousand miles

92 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 06:56 [No]

Do you think jap artists ever get weirded out when they're popular with gaijins and bombarded with English comments?

93 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 07:01 [No]

ever since ssz took over this place has felt a whole lot more community responsive.

Enjoying the new stylesheets

94 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 08:38 [No]

https://youtu.be/zvGD7FZHU6o
Worst video on YouTube. This feels like a parody

95 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 10:33 [No]

All those mittens are making me feel extra fluffy~

96 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:07 [No]

Maybe I should change broadband service provider

97 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:14 [No]

Oh shit! There was something I forgot I was supposed to mention in the >>1000 thread! Uhhhh something about lime yoghurt!

98 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:24 [No]

I used Pseud0ch for a long long time but now I'm switching to Tanasinn! It's a new dawn!

99 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:24 [No]

Do you feel uphill? Yes I do already!

100 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:39 [No]

100GET!

101 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 12:48 [No]

My 101GET has brought to mind the Depeche Mode film 101

102 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 14:37 [No]

The bad thing about talking to yourself is that your "audience" is that you can't always accurately predict how actual humans are going to react to what you say. Whether you win or lose (lol) your imaginary arguments the opposing side is still going to be acting according to your whims. You're almost better off not overthinking it at all, and just building some experience...

103 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 14:40 [No]

>>102 This is what QA testing is like haha

104 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 15:11 [No]

Managed to catch 4 pairs of mittens, two pairs for my hands and feet, two more pairs for double-bagging.

105 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 17:29 [No]

They call me big dick johnson because my name is richard johnson and I am 6'5"

106 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 17:31 [No]

Billie Joe Armstrong hits the Snooze button

107 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 17:36 [No]

it's a moment

108 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 17:38 [No]

Gradually opening the site in more and more tabs

109 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 17:58 [No]

my dog really wants to snuggle (　´_ゝ`)

110 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 18:04 [No]

413 Request Entity Too Large

111 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 18:22 [No]

ITS THE DAY TODAY!

112 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 18:44 [No]

>>110
me when i try to have sex

113 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 19:24 [No]

Congratulations to the number for increasing without fail for so many days.

114 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 19:38 [No]

playing a video game to distract from being depressed but instead being depressed distracts you from the video game

115 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 20:10 [No]

YWOT reminds me a little bit of old old minecraft
i wonder if we're ever going to get something like that again, tiny worlds densely packed with peoples' creations. probably not.

116 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 20:52 [No]

how do i turn the september music back on

117 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 21:04 [No]

nvm i found it

118 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 22:01 [No]

Happy birthday kei

119 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 1993-09-10000 23:24 [No]

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120 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 23:34 [No]

Ummon addressed the assembly and said, “I am not asking you about the days before the 15th of the month, but what about after the 15th? Come, and give me a word about those days.” And he himself gave the answer for them. “Every day is a good day.”ˇˇ

121 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 23:42 [No]

FUCK YEAH!!!

122 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 23:53 [No]

Set your style to Amber for maximum effect!

123 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 23:56 [No]

woah nelly

124 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10000 23:58 [No]

WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO

125 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10000 23:59 [No]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

126 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:03 [No]

10001! 10001! 10001! 10001!

127 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:03 [No]

PALINDROME DAY

128 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:07 [No]

AAAAAUUUGHGHHHH I CAN'T CLICK ON ANYTHING WHAT THE FUCK AM I TYPING

129 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:07 [No]

PALINDROME DAY!!

130 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:07 [No]

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131 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:13 [No]

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132 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:14 [No]

　♪　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　♪
　 ∧,, ∧∧,, ∧∧,, ∧ ∧,, ∧∧,, ∧∧,, ∧　　　♪
　(　･ω･)　･ω･)　･ω･)　･ω･)　･ω･)　･ω･)
　(っ　　 )っ　　 )っ　　 )っ　　 )っ　　 )っ　　 )っ
　　( ＿_フ（＿_フ（＿フ（＿_フ（＿_フ（＿_フ
　　 (_/彡　(_/彡　(_/彡　(_/彡　 (_/彡　(_/彡

133 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:23 [No]

Oh.

134 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:23 [No]

This is just like that TOOL song

Prison Sex

135 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:24 [No]

That was incredibly fun!

136 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:25 [No]

　　　 ∧､､∧　　　　　 ∧､､∧　　　　 ∧､､∧ 　　　　　 ∧､､∧　　
　♪　(｀･ω･) 　　♪　(｀･ω･)　　 ♪　(｀･ω･)　　　 ♪　(｀･ω･)　　
　 (( (つ　ヽ　♪　 (( (つ　ヽ　♪　 (( (つ　ヽ　♪　 (( (つ　ヽ　♪
　　♪ 〉とノ　) )) 　　♪ 〉とノ　) )) ♪　　〉とノ　) )) 　　♪ 〉とノ　) ))
　　　(＿ノ^(＿)　　　　(＿ノ^(＿)　　　　(＿ノ^(＿)　　　　(＿ノ^(＿)　
WHAT

137 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 00:44 [No]

Oh no, completely forgot that it's probably still the 10,000th for most dokyuns

138 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 01:06 [No]

It’s back.

139 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 01:21 [No]

9999, 10000 and 10001 in a row! What could happen next? 10002?
(・∀・) That'd be nuts.

140 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 01:22 [No]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

141 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 01:29 [No]

This site is currently experiencing high traffic. Please try again later.

142 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 01:30 [No]

IT'S A RAVE GUYS GRAB YOU'RE DRUGS AND PARTY!!!!!!!!

143 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 01:31 [No]

this website is giving me a seizure

144 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 07:44 [No]

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

145 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 09:55 [No]

dqn is sad and boring again

146 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 10:01 [No]

I sure have been having a lot of dry orgasms from jerking off.

This has been my TED talk. Thanks for reading.

147 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 10:23 [No]

I have had one dry orgasm. It was very weird

148 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 10:34 [No]

I don't feel pleasure while jacking off very much at all.

149 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 12:42 [No]

Only slept one and half hour, have to drive two hours in 25 minutes

150 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 12:53 [No]

maybe the reason my youtube recs are full of horrible videos is because they've detected that i'm using adblock and want me to stop using the site

>>149 do you have to work, or can you at least relax afterwards?

151 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 13:03 [No]

I had lots of dry orgasms before I could produce sperm - the first time spunk came out I was like hmmm neat

152 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 19:39 [No]

Imagine playing table ice hockey but on an ice rink, with big sticks

153 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 20:57 [No]

there was one user who mentioned struggling a few threads back, i wonder how he's doing

154 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10001 23:40 [No]

my pp didn't change, but i'm back at the rank i was before the previous adjustment (closer to 500k than 400k)

155 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 01:21 [No]

small bepis

156 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 01:28 [No]

GNU/Latinx

157 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 01:32 [No]

>>156
LOL

158 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 01:45 [No]

fuck VPNs

159 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 02:02 [No]

I don't think I want to interact with these people. I don't think I should spend any time looking at their posts, at all.

160 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 05:10 [No]

super duper pooper pounder

161 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10002 05:53 [No]

Forgot what I was thinking

162 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 05:59 [No]

feeling like after almost 10 years of NEETing it might be time to get a fuckin job

163 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 07:54 [No]

I just happened to look at some ass, while I will admit that some were my fault, it wasn't my fault entirely. Also, that one woman had a Hank Hill ass and that saddened the fuck out of me.

164 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 09:40 [No]

Speaking of ass, I bought an onahip that's ostensibly supposed to be modeled on a female but there's a little textured bump right where the prostate would be inside the butthole.

165 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 10:31 [No]

I used to be glad my heroes were alive to post their opinions online.

166 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 11:27 [No]

But then they became villains...

167 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 11:32 [No]

they're fucking with your head!

168 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 13:55 [No]

i'll be a goofball
be a goofball
i'll be a sportsmen

169 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 14:35 [No]

I never had a hero.
I never had a chance.

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-10002 15:01 [No]

You can always an hero!

171 Name: Faggot : 1993-09-10002 15:29 [No]

What is this?

172 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 15:42 [No]

>>171 ХУИТА

173 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 15:50 [No]

goof butts

174 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 16:20 [No]

Ｆｒｏｓｔｅｄ　ｂｕｔｔｓ

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-10002 16:59 [No]

Pure buzzin rubbin ma nipples because I noticed the BBC, Tommy Hilfiger and Toy Story logos, and those “Keep calm and carry on” posters all use Gill Sans, they've all been touched by the hand of a mad sister/daughter/dog-fucker

176 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 17:00 [No]

[censored]

177 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 17:26 [No]

want head massage
need head massage

178 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 18:41 [No]

>>177
　∧__∧ pat pat pat
.（｀•ω• )づ__∧pat pat
.（つ　 /( ´_ゝ` )pat pat
　しーＪ (nnノ)pat pat
Sent from my iPhone

179 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 18:54 [No]

Why is there so much red now? Why are all names red? Am I an admin now? Can I ban >>176 to silence him?

180 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 20:25 [No]

thigh gap thigh gap thigh gap thigh gap

181 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 20:38 [No]

Thigh gaps are ugly

182 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 21:11 [No]

>>181 negative nancy

183 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 21:31 [No]

>>182 thigh gap means that the thighs are too skinny to look nice. they need a little meat!

184 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10002 22:13 [No]

Ain't nobody gonna eat a chicken leg in the shape of a pencil and ain't nobody sticking their head between two pencil legs

185 Name: Gregg "Opie" Hughes : 1993-09-10002 22:43 [No]

Joe Rogan would be very easy to beat. I haven't ruled it out yet.

186 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 00:06 [No]

How "penal" is this penal unit, you ask?

187 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 00:21 [No]

Reviving the imageboard was a terrible idea.

188 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 00:41 [No]

Hello old rice-frying friend

189 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 01:08 [No]

>>187
I haven't been on an imageboard in years, it's fun

190 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 02:31 [No]

Wait, wasn't this place dead? Did I imagine it?

191 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10003 03:29 [No]

>>190
DQN never dies

192 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 05:08 [No]

Acting like a piece of shit when I'm receiving service so I can fulfill my spit fetish

193 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 05:46 [No]

I want the cute Culver's girl to spit in my milkshake

194 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 07:42 [No]

couldn't he have chosen some more common letters?

195 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 08:14 [No]

>>190
It was offline for like 2 days last September, unless that's what you're thinking of it's your delusion

196 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 12:51 [No]

Man, I'm bored, everything feels the same. Turn on the television, and watch the news, it's the same shit about race (although, for a so-called reckoning, people seem to have mostly forgotten about this and just ignore it now) and the virus and whatever (ditto), watch regular TV and it feels like I've seen everything. I watch sports, seen whatever scenarios are playing out. I play video games, and it feels like I have seen everything games have to offer. I read, felt like I have read it.
Just going through the motions, I guess.

197 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 13:30 [No]

>>97 yeah boyee

198 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 13:32 [No]

Itchy butthole

199 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 13:46 [No]

Cirno's Perfect Ass Class

200 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 14:17 [No]

>>195
4-ch wasn't online in 1992.

201 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 14:18 [No]

>>195
4-ch wasn't online in 1992.

202 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-10003 16:06 [No]

I missed >>196 again

203 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 16:15 [No]

>>196
This may sound trite and preachy in itself but, you know, maybe do something with your life beyond just living vicariously through media. Learn a craft or something. Do stuff with friends (even if it has to be online friends). Y'know?

204 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 18:38 [No]

>>203
Agreed. Learn a skill! Take a break from media. Take a break from the internet in general if you have to.

If media consumption is all you do, you will eventually have an addict's response: diminishing returns, the shit just don't cut it anymore, feeling shame whenever you end up partaking in it, not feeling satisfied when it's over, and so on.

You will come to love your old interests again once you give them a break

205 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 21:04 [No]

>>200-201
4-ch wasn't online in 1993, either.

So yes, we can see from the dates here that 4-ch is actually dead (or more accurately unborn) at this very moment, as we shitpost on it.

206 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 21:26 [No]

>>205
I don't like what your 4-ch scepticism is implying, mister.

207 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10003 23:40 [No]

>>205
You sound like you're out of your damn mind.

208 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 00:18 [No]

>>205
Here we see a clear case of someone from another timeline. 4-ch not only was, but it still is online in 1993.

209 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 00:54 [No]

>>146 Why does orgasm feel like a missing gear? Where is my sperm? Oh god, this is so depressing that it makes me want to masturbate again.

210 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 00:55 [No]

1993 does not exist, it's a lie created by Netflix to sell Seinfeld

211 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 00:58 [No]

Trying to find a certain accordion song that was posted here a long time ago

212 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 01:02 [No]

liztening to zydeco at 1am on a zchool night - the ztory of my life...

213 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 01:13 [No]

the alternate timeline where rei ayanami didn't become an EVA pilot but instead does seafood mukbangs

214 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 02:34 [No]

Somebody recorded a poem I wrote on the shifty poetry thread but I don't want to scroll through the thread to find it. Thank you though, whoever did that.

215 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 02:39 [No]

>>214
I'ma come for you, Jew

216 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 10:40 [No]

I can save him... (me)

217 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 11:13 [No]

>>214 Which one was it?

218 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 13:12 [No]

I was going to write some negative stuff but I decided to not

219 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 15:58 [No]

What is the point of a ground-breaking?

220 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 16:07 [No]

hot feet

221 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 18:57 [No]

>>222 The half-remarkable question:

222 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 19:31 [No]

Check em!

223 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 23:12 [No]

God. Shut the fuck up and just take out your pussy already.

224 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10004 23:14 [No]

>>222 ＴＨＥ　ＴＲＡＤＩＴＩＯＮＣＯＮＴＩＮＵＥＳ

225 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 01:25 [No]

I love to see people still posting stone cold dead memes like virgin v chad

226 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 02:14 [No]

>>225
If people are posting it then by definition it can't be dead

227 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 03:15 [No]

>>222
Nice

228 Name: vc: nigazz : 1993-09-10005 03:20 [No]

>>226
There are still people doing the Harlem Shake on Youtube. Is that not dead?

229 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 03:21 [No]

>>228
If it's still going, then no, it isn't.

230 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 04:29 [No]

I have been trying really hard to contain my political autism on non-political boards

231 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 04:50 [No]

>>230
Proud of you

232 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 05:21 [No]

Crazy Frog posting horrible political tweets on Twitter

233 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 05:31 [No]

all your base are belong to us

234 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 05:47 [No]

hearing music is fine
hearing voices equals asylum vacation

235 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 05:49 [No]

>>232
In character like Cool Cat

236 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 07:21 [No]

my parents dragged me and my brother to some presentation about the evils of modern music industry when we were young teens, but it was actually a lame sales pitch for the CCM industry

237 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 08:51 [No]

>>236
The ice skates or lame consumer management stuff

238 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 10:49 [No]

The tyranny of language

239 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 11:57 [No]

die

240 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 17:26 [No]

new mechanical pencil arrived

once again it turns out that new stationery doesn't bring happiness

241 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 19:38 [No]

>>240 so did my creatine & HMB, neither do new supplements but at least i'm huge

242 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10005 22:28 [No]

What's the etiquette for the Beyond DQN thread? Have you guys been doing whole posts only or parts of a larger post?

243 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10005 23:12 [No]

>>242
Whole, unless it significantly affects the QUALITY.

244 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10006 00:27 [No]

>>243
I wanted to do

>Hey Stacko, have you still got the Vitos?

but the whole post was

>Hey Stacko, have you still got the Vitos? If not what did you move to?

That second sentence deflates it. The first sentence alone is so punchy and fun sounding.

245 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 00:52 [No]

>>242
I do whole in the beyond dqn thread and only part in the ctrl v thread

246 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 03:17 [No]

>>242
I only commit whole posts as long as they have comment-nature (disappearing comment sections everywhere...), but I take a pretty liberal interpretation of the title. Like I'll paste nobodies or big-fishes-from-small-ponds on the bird site (on the logic that social media is GeoCities but more dystopian). And even out of those I try to make sure it's a post with less engagement than I'd expect (I'm not the one pasting Hakan quotes, by the way; too famous).
If it fails too many checks or I abridge it, CTRL+V it is.

247 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 12:53 [No]

I post tweets or youtube comments in there sometimes too, but on the logic that the "some site nobody knows" doesn't mean it has to be an obscure site that no one has ever heard of but to the fact that without context, nobody knows what site the comment is from (unless they google it i guess).

248 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 13:39 [No]

Why won't wojak die holy shit

249 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 14:45 [No]

Why couldn't shiggy diggy man last as long as wojak?

250 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 21:07 [No]

>>247
I think most people think it's the latter. It's just random out of context comments, the site itself doesn't have to be obscure.

251 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10006 21:12 [No]

I literally hate this.

252 Name: vc: sexen : 1993-09-10007 00:04 [No]

All this time I thought the Monster Hunter fanart was of a character. Turns out it's more like fanart of the one armor set.

253 Name: xDevilxMasterX : 1993-09-10007 00:31 [No]

Damn what a weird place, you guys are kray-kray! You just post what you're thinking here?

254 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 02:41 [No]

nigel & nigger r almost the same word in japanes

255 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 05:09 [No]

>>254
wouldn't it be naijeru

256 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 06:14 [No]

>>247

>on the logic that social media is GeoCities but more dystopian

Social media started like a fun geocities fad, I don't know how it became what it is today.

257 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 10:57 [No]

chewbacca bra

258 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 12:44 [No]

>>256 Companies used to put a lot of effort into market research to find out personal info on what people liked and disliked, and how/when/who to advertise to, but then realised from myspace etc that if you give people their own little space they're happy to give all that info to the world for free themselves. The social platforms which followed made it easier and easier to package up an individual's complete sellable consumer profile. The "empowerment" that a platform gives by "giving everyone a voice" is a scam

259 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 16:21 [No]

knowyourmeme less "know your meme" and more "news and gossip for the hip and cool teenager"

260 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 16:45 [No]

>knowyourmeme

What is this, 2012?

261 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10007 20:33 [No]

I really do wish the idle chatter boards of 2ch and futaba could take off in the English speaking world. Was just reading the insect board on futaba, they were discussing why insects can't have four legs. Fascinating. In the aquatic board I learned that verticle aquariums are regulated and difficult to come by in Japan. I wish it were possible to have so many different idle boards on so many different subjects but this website is testament that it just doesn't work in English.

262 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 03:14 [No]

>>258

>Companies used to put a lot of effort into market research to find out personal info on what people liked and disliked

Except they doubled down that effort with shit ton of trackers everywhere. Including the social platforms where people put up their own info.
I think google had something like advertisement settings in your profile that let you see what it had guessed on you.

263 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 09:32 [No]

It's been a long time since I've seen either one but I've been thinking about how in Seven Samurai and all of its Western remakes, one of the plot points is that one of the seven men has a shameful secret about his origins that he keeps hidden from the others until the last possible moment, when it's revealed and the others accept him for it and they all bond over their newfound cohesion.

So, In Seven Samurai, the secret is that the man is not actually a samurai/ronin as he claims, nor does he have any noble blood, he's actually a former bandit who robbed and killed people to make a living. In The Magnificent Seven, the secret is that he's Irish.

264 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 10:03 [No]

DQN, how dare you yoshinoyapost, you are grounded grounded grounded

265 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 11:36 [No]

>>262 Indeed, but now the consumer simply has to visit a website and their info gets shared with 100s of companies, they don't even need to say it out loud and the trackers can paint a detailed picture of the individual

266 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 11:54 [No]

Wish there was more SPH porn

267 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 12:07 [No]

謝るべき人生してお詫びに今腹を切ります

268 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 14:46 [No]

I basically OD'd on fucking depression pills

269 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 15:11 [No]

how get gf on the internet

aside from not whining about it

270 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 16:55 [No]

>>269
It depends on if you live in a big city or not and if you want to actually meet

271 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 18:38 [No]

>>270
I don't exactly live too far out but I'm in a non-anglophone country, and I should probably get my life a little bit more on track first, so there's that. Still, it would still be nice to start figuring things out even before I'm actually ready...

272 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 21:31 [No]

I feel anxiety before making a post on annonymous messageboards. Is this a sign of legitimate autism?

273 Name: vc: pin : 1993-09-10008 21:34 [No]

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274 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 22:16 [No]

Kill me.

275 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10008 23:01 [No]

I'll be right over.

276 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 00:20 [No]

pork semen

277 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 01:31 [No]

>>272
You might have social anxiety but I doubt it's actually autism. I think you would know already from other things

278 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 01:44 [No]

>>274
Later.

279 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 02:30 [No]

wow i need to find 0037

280 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 04:01 [No]

I made instant grits at 11:01 PM!

281 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 04:39 [No]

something about "deserved arrogance" is very appealing, like someone who's amazing and knows it

282 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 04:58 [No]

Magnus Carlsen playing the bongcloud in a bullet tournament match

283 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 05:00 [No]

https://youtu.be/mEu9XO1D-KU

284 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 10:00 [No]

when I think of cultured dairy, I think of "LGBT" -
Levantine, Greek, Bulgarian, Turkish

285 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 11:29 [No]

i keep hanging onto those tiny aliexpress boxes. i hope they aren't carcinogenic or diseased or anything

286 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 11:40 [No]

If they're not cardboard you should be good, vermin love those boxes.

287 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 11:49 [No]

>>286
uh oh! into the trash they go

288 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 12:11 [No]

can't shake the feeling that both my life and the world at large are cascading toward some kind of tragedy

289 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 12:46 [No]

>>288
For a lot of people, most likely. If you're in a 1st world country things probably aren't going to be as bad (at the very least, by comparison).
It's not a healthy mindset, but at least it keeps me going.

290 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 13:33 [No]

Anonymous board users lives have been cascading toward some kind of tragedy since like 2011 when the internet slowly stopped being fun to most.
This may be a small mindset, but like, hasn't most of the world been embroiled in tragedy for like a decade? As far back as I can remember, people have been having issues that were very serious.

291 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10009 16:35 [No]

Damn. "Clonepofficer" is good.

292 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 17:16 [No]

born too late to convert to islam and join the bosnian mujahideen, born too early to live under fully automated luxury space communism, born just in time to kill myself in my shitbox bedbug infested apartment and have my cat eat my face

293 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 17:22 [No]

>>292
ummmmmmmmmmmm, it's fully automated luxury GAY space communism, get it right

294 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 17:56 [No]

I wouldn't trust any of you under a social revolution, I would run away so fast

295 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 18:11 [No]

Most board users just cheer on something vaguely related to their beliefs and then get board after a couple anemic happenings.

296 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 19:37 [No]

>>295
text bored

297 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 19:38 [No]

born just in time to see a video produced and officially licensed by nintendo of sephiroth stabbing mario

298 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 19:41 [No]

Time to take a piss

299 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10009 20:17 [No]

Pixiv is recommending me a mix of fgo art, NTR and giantess porn. I wonder if any artists combine the three.

300 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 00:04 [No]

At some level I should work on myself first, and this might not be quite the right place to ask.
But sooner or later I'm going to have to just start talking to people, so: Where do I make internet friends?

301 Name: vc: kang : 1993-09-10010 02:37 [No]

The West is poorer off for not having its own history as written by Sima Qian

302 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 03:26 [No]

Happy Shobon playing with bubbles

303 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10010 05:55 [No]

Thought while bobbing my head to the beat:

Wow this song fucking sucks.

304 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 07:04 [No]

mom invoking race science and chemtrails as excuses not to diet

305 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 07:56 [No]

>>304 based

306 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 08:11 [No]

>>300
Play a multiplayer game and find a vent/discord/IRC

307 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 08:18 [No]

Now is you is or is you ain't my honey?

308 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 11:06 [No]

Emptying my bladder into the entropy pool

309 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 11:58 [No]

>>300 but I thought we were friends!!

310 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 14:27 [No]

Isn't based rap slang? How did it become tangentially right wing aligned imageboard slang?

311 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 14:29 [No]

>>310
was it actual slang? i thought lil b forced it on his twitter, and it just morphed from there

312 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 14:32 [No]

>>310
I'm with, >>311, it was never slang, one guy awkwardly blurted it out and went with it and people thought it was funny.
Weirdly enough, it went from non-ironic to ironic to non-ironic back to ironic in usage.

313 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 14:33 [No]

Are they still breeding "lil" rappers?

314 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 14:46 [No]

I appreciate Lil B and his based positivity, I see him on a higher level than other lil rappers

315 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 15:23 [No]

>>311
Based is based on freebasing crack

316 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 15:41 [No]

I cook! I chef!

317 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 17:48 [No]

FreeBaSeD

318 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 20:52 [No]

Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, "You're based." They'd use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive. I started embracing it like, "Yeah, I'm based." I made it mine. I embedded it in my head. Based is positive.

-lil B the "Based" god

How many layers of irony cycling is this?

319 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 20:56 [No]

I kind of feel bad for making fun of him now. He's obviously trying to do good things.

320 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 21:11 [No]

I literally said 2 words and put “≠” in between them. I don’t understand what your problem is, too much sugar before bed? Did you wake up cranky? I never gave a definition I said what popular isnt, you said what you thought popular meant and and I pointed out the Japanese people you know not knowing it don’t count as everyone in Japan and therefore you can’t even say if it’s popular just get mad over a comment unintended to be rude.

321 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 21:45 [No]

>>320
Did you post this in the right thread?

322 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10010 22:37 [No]

I know everyone in japan. They are big fans of PlayStation 2 and shitting on countryside towns

323 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 01:33 [No]

Niger

324 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 02:13 [No]

>>322
I knew of one who preferred the xbox. He was universally shunned and committed suicide, but not before finishing all the Halo games on hard.

325 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 03:31 [No]

can confirm, i am japanese and my favorite thing in the world is katamari damacy and my least favorite thing is shattuck, oklahoma

326 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 05:12 [No]

trad chinese vs simp chinese

327 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 05:18 [No]

>>325
I thought Japanese people quite liked red tea.

328 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 09:36 [No]

i want a 6-wheeled car

329 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 12:14 [No]

faisal I ibn HUSSEIN ibn ali al-hashemi is not my king, he is a british puppet and probably also a homosexual takfiri. death to israel, ok.

330 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 13:20 [No]

Why's it called a cervical collar if it's for your neck and not your cervix?

331 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 13:21 [No]

Redditor that interprets not liking certain media as a political statement

332 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:00 [No]

i know you don't care but i'm thinking of elon musk being able to do securities fraud on a billion dollar scale by just tweeting "$BBBY 🚀 🚀 🚀 " and i'm losing my shit a little bit

333 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:04 [No]

I always wondered what "Blurry Vision" entailed to on medicine boxes, now I don't wonder any more.

vc:shazzizz

334 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:15 [No]

>>332 who cares, USD is gonna be toilet paper in 2 years

get fit, buy guns and ammo and land, and get ready for the collapse

335 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:30 [No]

>>334 Have a good one! Looking forward to the show.

336 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:35 [No]

>>334
I feel like I have read this post 1000 times since w bush took office
take your LARP elsewhere

337 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:46 [No]

Since we're talking about politics, I laugh whenever the black power fist is shown, because it reminds me of when HWNDU people would do that.

338 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:49 [No]

>>336 we'll see who's larping when marauding bands of nudist weightlifters come for your funko collection and you have nothing to protect yourself with

339 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:53 [No]

>>338
i'll simply taint their food with soylent shakes. take that!

340 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:56 [No]

the nudists will have to deal with my four star ultima uniform

341 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:56 [No]

Amerikkka really is a crazy land with a completely different kind of life, it feels immoral for me to comment as an outsider, something which I have no inside understanding of

342 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:56 [No]

Vox Media: Disturbing Footage Shows Nudist Marauders Pillaging GameStop Investor, Steal Funko POPs

343 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:58 [No]

>>336
you were able to see them in action a couple weeks ago, too! I think it went rather well, all things considered.

344 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 16:59 [No]

Are Italians or Thailanders immoral because they have low age of consent for girls? It ain't my place to say

345 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:00 [No]

>>341
It’s only crazy when you live in a huge city.
Most people live the same boring countryside life you find almost anywhere

346 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:02 [No]

Nigeria's age of consent is 11

347 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:02 [No]

Goodbye Mom!

348 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:04 [No]

>>159 Maybe this will change your mind https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22cm4

349 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:07 [No]

I remember watching porn on dailymotion as a horny teenagr lol

350 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:20 [No]

one day i am going to finish compiling my 5000 page tome on anitwt and all its cliques and subcommunities
as it turns out, saving it as a pdf happens to coincide with the exact encoding for some ancient summoning spell
conjuring a demon who instantly drags me to hell

351 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:23 [No]

Retards: Nobody:

352 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:24 [No]

when will nu-style gabber return

353 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:35 [No]

>>352
Which one of https://youtu.be/6clkvXAm88A are you

354 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 17:56 [No]

I hope the nudist looters kill everyone with a sailor moon avatar

355 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 18:13 [No]

>>353 This brings back happy memories
>>348 3:35
>>352 3:41
>>504 5:04

356 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 20:12 [No]

"Nintendo Hates Black People" is the new thing on Twitter. Do you think a hashtag campaign will convince them to add more niggers to Pokémon?

357 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 20:15 [No]

>>356
Did you really have to use the n word to make this post?

358 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 21:17 [No]

Oh, I’m sorry. I meant N-person.

359 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 21:19 [No]

The proper term is N-American

360 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 21:24 [No]

GET DOWN MRS OBAMA

361 Name: vc: she : 1993-09-10011 21:25 [No]

I'm HORNY for Lady Gaga

362 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 21:51 [No]

The proper term is fellow human being

363 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 21:57 [No]

nah lmao

364 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 22:18 [No]

I remember getting detention for calling a teacher nigga once lmao

365 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 22:50 [No]

>>353
the one who's on molly but is trying to dissimulate

366 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 23:11 [No]

"me on the left"

367 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 23:18 [No]

I really like the rice paddy hat girl from cyberpunk

368 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10011 23:48 [No]

>>361
Like 7 years ago I remember busting a nut to her spreading her ass in some full body leopard print thing.

369 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 00:30 [No]

PINGAS

370 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 03:22 [No]

>>261
We had places like iichan, but it seems to me that the Western internet is like an overstimulated 12 year old incapable of appreciating anything that isn't fast, bright, and colorful.

vc: rape

371 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 03:46 [No]

>>370
This site made up about 1/3rd of iichan at one point, if not more. I think that might be how I first found 4-ch.

372 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 04:46 [No]

>>371
same

373 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10012 05:05 [No]

Loving this new turntable. Oh yes, I am "jamming."

374 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 09:58 [No]

>>371-372
4chan had textboards, so iichan also had textboards, only iichan linked to 4-ch and then died, so now (since like the 7000ths or thereabouts) we have 4-ch by itself.

375 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 10:09 [No]

anyone else (mentally) pronounce it as いいchan?

376 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 11:36 [No]

>>370
Careful, the enemy of the state will call you the B word

377 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 11:51 [No]

>>375 It's actually ick-han

378 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 15:36 [No]

I'm pretty sure I visited iichan like once, but I don't remember anything about it. I certainly didn't post. So it's as if I never actually did, and now I'm just wasting everyone's time by posting about something I maybe did.

379 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 17:26 [No]

I lurked "sovietrussia•org" for years before I realised it was part of the iichan network. I was like, I've heard of that iichan place a lot but I've never been there... mate, you ARE HERE

380 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 18:31 [No]

>>374
The 4chan textboards are kind of the opposite situation of this site/iichan. They were originally from world4ch, then world4ch died, then they were moved to dis.4chan and became an internal but separate part of 4chan, then they died again thanks to prog spammers, and now the imageboards are all that are left

381 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 18:32 [No]

imagine having the funds to back up the wild risks you incur by speculating in potentially volatile securities

this meme made by tulip futures gang

382 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 18:34 [No]

The tulip future story is actually made up

383 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 19:11 [No]

The girl who stole Nancy Pelosi's laptop is super cute

384 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 19:29 [No]

Imagine imagining.

385 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 20:23 [No]

Richard Cheese's version of Imagine is better than John Lennon's

386 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 20:24 [No]

Imagine dragon dicks

387 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 21:00 [No]

wonder what new social manipulation tactics the yids will come up with in a post-gamestop world

388 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10012 21:21 [No]

Dragons would have cloacae, no?

389 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 00:19 [No]

>>387
Funko will just get their own outlet stores, that's what Gamestop has become anyway

390 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 00:39 [No]

Gamestop is deleted

391 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 01:39 [No]

I saw my parents watching a news broadcast about "Gamestop Populism". It's not that funny that it's worth putting on the real news.

392 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 01:44 [No]

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393 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 01:47 [No]

We interrupt your GameStop programming to bring you this thought:
Head cheese should not exist in this century

394 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 01:55 [No]

im full

395 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 09:54 [No]

head as in dickhead?

396 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 11:36 [No]

>>395
Smegma might be more appetizing than actual head cheese.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese

397 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 12:50 [No]

#YesWomen'sSky

398 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 15:38 [No]

I remembered when rereading old threads that I have the file from >/>832 saved on my old laptop somewhere. Still no idea what it is, however.

399 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 15:53 [No]

I always confuse gamestop with gamespot

400 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 15:59 [No]

>>398
I'm pretty sure I made that post, and I can't even remember what the file is.

401 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 18:37 [No]

Blumpkin Spice

402 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 18:50 [No]

>>396 Presentation aside, I think it heavily depends on your attitude to nose-to-tail eating, which in turn tends to be linked to one's culture.
Generally, Americans can't seem to be convinced to like offal and cartilaginous textures that much (aside from when mock turtle soup was fashionable), so what they do eat along those lines has been surreptitiously marketed as nuggs and hot dogs. But it's far from the only society with such hangups.

403 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 20:08 [No]

>>402
it's deffo not just america, i would say it's more of a 1st world problem

404 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 20:14 [No]

gibs me tendies

405 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:19 [No]

>>402
As someone who eats cow head soup and tongue, head cheese is disgusting

406 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:29 [No]

Chicken Nugget Quadroon

407 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 21:50 [No]

My organ teacher said I'm "right footed", and I said "you can have a dominant foot?" and he said yes and I learned something new today.

408 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 22:17 [No]

>>407 The technical term for your less-dominant foot is “chocolate foot”. Cyclists find their chocolate foot by getting a friend to give them a shove from behind - whichever foot they put out first to stop themselves is their chocolate foot. A cyclist told me that once but it smells fishy.

409 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 22:43 [No]

>>408
Interesting. It sounds like folk-science but it does seem solid to test pedality (?) by reflex.

410 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:01 [No]

"chocolate foot" sounds like a porno title

411 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:23 [No]

chocolate foot is orange cassidy's heel alter ego

412 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10013 23:34 [No]

>>408
sounds like a ploy to get you to try it and push you over!

413 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10013 23:44 [No]

I love seeing my forgotten old posts in the necrobumps. I would have never remembered saying "I love Zemgus Girgensons" while pretending to be Latvian.

414 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 00:26 [No]

>>408
I think you meant to say whichever foot stays on the ground is the chocolate foot. The dominant foot is the one that reacts first.

415 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 02:18 [No]

I helped my mom shop today, it disturbed me how big the asses on pantie mannequins are

416 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 02:22 [No]

penis sperm

417 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 03:18 [No]

why are youtubers obsessed with describing everything as "a problem"

418 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 03:48 [No]

>>417
have a problem with that?

419 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10014 04:26 [No]

Have a nice weekend, everyone

420 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 04:31 [No]

eat my penis

421 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 04:51 [No]

Why are all women whores?

422 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 05:02 [No]

>>421
Because you hang out with trash women

423 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 06:27 [No]

I think it's surprising how many adults like Thomas the Tank Engine.
May just be nostalgia but there are people making official-looking episodes, even as a job. Though they are frustrated with the quality of newer stuff, which seems like a trend of niche fanbases.
It's a nice change of pace for the internet, anyway

424 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 10:37 [No]

>>419 Hope you're having a fabulous one, like me

425 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 13:22 [No]

women rly do be shopping tho

426 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 14:07 [No]

>>423
I'm just glad that seasons 1-6 are fully available on youtube to keep my toddler endlessly entertained

427 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 14:14 [No]

>>426
did Thomas get Elsa pregnant yet?

vc: pingorf

428 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 15:55 [No]

as-salaam alayCOOM

429 Name: vc: reiping : 1993-09-10014 15:56 [No]

Frozen Elsa Thomas Needle Olaf Feet Cummies Spiderman Rape Surprise Eggs For Kids

430 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 16:58 [No]

I don't understand the clone video game console trend. Half the appeal of retro games is real hardware and emulation is cheaper anyway.

431 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 17:09 [No]

>>430
Nintendo and Sony cashed in on it and made it embarrassing, theirs are basically just raspberry pi's running emulators. But Sega deserves some credit for actually allowing original cartridges and controllers. While it's not retro hardware, it is real hardware.

432 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 18:44 [No]

maybe i should learn to make music
a new dqn digital could be nice

433 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 19:09 [No]

>>432
I have a bunch of tunes laying around that I've never made public because I despise the contemporary musical landscape. I could put them to use if a project like this were to happen.

434 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 19:57 [No]

>>432 Yeah!! I've been keeping some things aside for the next one!

435 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10014 22:37 [No]

The Wario Ware of textboards

436 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 22:45 [No]

Imagine watching The Room for the sex scenes.

vc:plain

437 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10014 23:15 [No]

Rape an Ape

438 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10014 23:48 [No]

>>435
Each thread locks after 5 posts

439 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 02:16 [No]

blood, sweat, and cum

440 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 03:18 [No]

touch gay anus

441 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 03:25 [No]

scratch gay anus

442 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 03:47 [No]

fuck gay anus

443 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 10:41 [No]

i thought a race queen was like a size queen but with race

444 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 11:32 [No]

just how much of the "electric Zayidi" do you let YOUR kids watch?

445 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 12:45 [No]

Let's go for a nice walk in the snowy forest

captcha: sigh

446 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 14:43 [No]

shampooing with tea tree oil cured my dandruff better than coal tar or pyrithione zinc ever did, but the key is that you have to keep using it for a few weeks, the effects take time to show because they're systemic and not just some chemical agent forcibly suppressing the symptoms

447 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 14:57 [No]

feels a bit weird having the imageboard back, when it was first added i browsed it almost every day, it and looking forward to jojo part 4 were the two things that helped me get through 8 hours of chemotherapy a day for months

448 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 16:51 [No]

>>447
It's a strange mix of very 4-ch stuff and the average imageboard stuff. Interesting how they peacefully coexist for the most part.

449 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 17:19 [No]

>>448 I feel like that's pretty representative of dqn as well though. I'm under no illusions that even a minority of users here are users of dqn exclusively, most probably browse other boards and/or social media sites but it all tends to leak and bleed together in a way that's still peaceful and identifiably "dqn", I think because most users here are old enough to realize all of this as well.

450 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10015 17:30 [No]

The Wario Ware of Textboards needs higher stakes.

But how?

451 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 17:49 [No]

> Yeah, no

finding this construction distasteful

452 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 17:57 [No]

>>448 That's what I'm aiming for with my excellent posts

453 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 21:27 [No]

I think the Wario Ware of textboards would have new kusosure with randomized subjects created by a bot once per hour or so. No one else is allowed to start threads.

Like "Let's get to 5 posts by posting AA of poop" or "Let's get to 5 posts by linking the last thing you masturbated to"

454 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 21:47 [No]

ITT We beat up >>6

455 Name: >>6 : 1993-09-10015 21:49 [No]

Of course he means that hypothetical >>6 of that WWoTBs and not me

456 Name: >>454 : 1993-09-10015 21:55 [No]

>>455 Fuck around and find out

457 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 22:14 [No]

Bomberman textboard where posting blast in the email field blows the thread up after 5 more replies

458 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10015 23:31 [No]

Nethack textboard where posting greentext too many times gets you bitchslapped by Demogorgon

459 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 00:27 [No]

all i really want out of life is to be the chief of a tribe of mongolian nomads and have a herd of yaks to wrestle and a harem of cute girls and cute boys to cum inside

460 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 08:30 [No]

I still haven't ascended in NetHack after 18 years of attempts. Don't even remember the farthest I've gotten legit; perhaps Castle. Out of the many mistakes I make, overall I'm honestly just not good at keeping @ alive.

461 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 10:57 [No]

message my penis

462 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 11:01 [No]

>>461
massage it yourself, you horny fuck

463 Name: vc:goduse : 1993-09-10016 16:01 [No]

Buttsex Jesus says sell your wii fit to buy a strap-on dildo

464 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 16:51 [No]

>>460
I haven't played Nethack in ages but I remember it being one of my go-tos for a while when I was hardcore into the GNU/Linux side of things. Never beat it either (or Dungeon Crawl either which was another one I played a lot).

465 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 18:14 [No]

thoughts i sometimes have 'em

466 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 19:04 [No]

Jesus, take the Wii, take it from my hands

467 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 19:51 [No]

I finally decided one time that I was going to play it super-safe. That was the first time i made it to the castle, and I got all the way to the Astral plane and was looking for the right altar. Then I accidentally unequipped my ring of free action and got swarmed to death. I quit after that: I saw that at my skill level winning was possible, but far too tedious to be enjoyable. I'd gotten all the fun out that I was going to get without dedicating a few hundred hours of practice first.

468 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 22:03 [No]

I only just now realized after perhaps 15 years that the pseud0ch theme is supposed to represent a chalk board and bulletin board shanging on a brick wall. I just thought "oh, cool colors. bricks. the bricks are comfy."

469 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10016 23:47 [No]

Are you sure? To me it always looked a bit like a bunch of paper sheets glued to a wall, as if someone was putting up posters to advertise in some rundown back alley. Both interpretations leave the green rules section on top without a good explanation.

470 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 00:04 [No]

gaynus

471 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 00:22 [No]

>>469
The green boxes are chalk boards as I said earlier, the grey boxes are the bulletin boards as you are describing

472 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 00:57 [No]

Ah, I completely forgot that green chalkboards exist. I guess the specific light shade of green was chosen based on the "web-safe color" standards of the time, since chalkboards are usually darker.
It's sort of an inside-a-school feeling then isn't it? Maybe that's a preferable mental image to us all gluing shitposts to the walls of a dirty alleyway.

473 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 01:30 [No]

>>472
In the earlier japanese sites like ayashi world or whatever the green was much darker (and the text was white, wasn't it?). The green was kept when 2ch and others came around, but was made lighter for visibility reasons. I think most people have forgotten the metaphor of the bulletin board when they visit a bbs nowadays, since "board" has become so synonymous with "forum".

474 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 01:39 [No]

just found out booker t's theme song is about sucking pussy

475 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10017 02:02 [No]

key lime gose, yeah boyeeeee

476 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 03:37 [No]

pig-ape anthros

477 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 05:53 [No]

>>473
Ayashii world looks exactly like a chalkboard. Thanks, I never would have made a connection between that and pseud0ch myself.
It's interesting how what were once metaphors to help people understand new technologies have resulted into the words used developing into polysemes. Someday dictionaries will have "an internet forum" under the definition for board and the original metaphor will become an obscure detail for etymologists to study, rather than common knowledge. Maybe that's already happened, considering that we're having this discussion.

478 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 07:30 [No]

The angel Gabriel from heaven came,
With wings as drifted snow, his eyes as flame.
"All hail," said he, "O lowly maiden Mary,
Most highly flavored gravy." Gloria!

479 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 08:17 [No]

the wacky misadventures of dqn

480 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 08:18 [No]

>>468 et al
What about futaba? Not sure what the tan background and red text could be representing, if anything at all.

481 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 13:17 [No]

>>468-469,471-473,477,
If image search and school anime (at least Nichijou in HD has this level of detail) are anything to go by, typical Japanese meatspace bulletin boards (掲示板), whether in- or out-doors, use a green sheet material and the papers are secured by pins. Presumably these are whereof the skeuomorph, though I can't deny that white text on green background better resembles a chalkboard by far.
I am unable to determine which material for the sheets is most common, as it appears a variety are in use. I also do not live in Japan to conveniently determine an n=1 sample.

482 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 15:25 [No]

conveniently determined sample size of exactly one gaynus

483 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 18:04 [No]

>>480
I think futaba is just a nice color scheme a Japanese guy came up with

484 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 18:38 [No]

Penis musume.

485 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 19:18 [No]

A guy on chess just offered me a draw after two moves because I messed up his opening.

486 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 22:37 [No]

>>485
How do you even affect the opposing side of the board in two moves, excluding silly theoretical shit like the fool's mate? Did he want to move his pawn 3 spaces and you blocked it or something?

487 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10017 23:19 [No]

withered penis

488 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 00:01 [No]

gaynus of sample size 1
thoroughly sampled by my penis

489 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 01:37 [No]

>>486
We were actually playing chaturanga, an older variant of chess where pawns can only move one square first turn. He thought he was attacking my knight and I just moved it to a different tile where he couldn't capture and my knight was attacking his pawns. It's not like I would have taken them though, they were all defended. It was still a funny draw, I accepted it.

You can watch it here! https://www.chess.com/variants/chaturanga/game/13839304/9/1

490 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 01:42 [No]

actually I wasn't even attacking his pawns, I just moved it to a safe square. I guess he was just upset I didn't give him an easy piece to take.

491 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 03:01 [No]

Ah yes, the player who loses interest and peaces out when the first contact doesn't go perfectly for him, not even chaturanga is safe.

492 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 04:37 [No]

I remember playing Doom on ZDaemon once back when ZDaemon hadn't gone to shit yet and this one guy started bitching about people shooting him from the back.

So I made it a point to do that to him as much as possible and he ended up calling the entirety of the server "pussies" and ragequit.

493 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 10:17 [No]

There's an eternal cold war between the Chip 'n Dale copycats and the Sonic copycats and nobody notices.

494 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 12:02 [No]

I like Chess and Rocket League

495 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 17:30 [No]

>>493
Is this why Oscar was created

496 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:00 [No]

I really gotta hand it to sega because I just got a brand new wireless sega saturn controller made by a first party developer 20+ years after the Saturn died. And it's way better than the controllers from back in the day. I love backwards and forwards compatibility.

497 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:19 [No]

>>496
Japanese companies that aren't Nintendo are real sticklers about retro stuff. Konami and NEC did similar stuff for the PC Engine.
It might also be new hardware often feels really good compared to 20 year old used stuff as well.

498 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:32 [No]

ﷺ being in unicode shocked me

499 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 18:49 [No]

>>496 Niceee

500 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 19:19 [No]

I have a List of "important" things to do. It's not completely comprehensive, but it includes things like taxes, car maintenance, small projects, stuff for other people, etc. It has grown and shrunk over time as I've added and completed tasks. However, there are some items that have sat there entirely too long and I'm sick of thinking about them. Right now my List has 13 things on it, and that's the smallest it's been since I started it―and while I'm happy about that, my ideal would be for it to be empty most of the time, with room for maybe 5 things at most. This, of course, would require me to suppress my procrastinatory habits at least a bit more.

One such habit I have is shopping online. Not buying, just shopping. As a result of reaching a financial goal I currently have enough saved up that I could treat myself to something quite nice, but I guess getting to that point was enabled by adopting a strategy of "buy absolutely nothing unnecessary" and it's hard to moderate that, plus I spent a lot of time when I didn't have money shopping and wishing but unable to execute. Also it's hard to choose sometimes.

I think I'd like to try a push. I knock out every item on my List, to prove to myself I can actually empty it. And I do no online shopping until that's done, at which point I force myself to buy something nice as both a treat and a defiant gesture to my unhealthy habits. Not that I want to start a new habit of spending excessively, but I want to get away from wishing so much and live in the present more. And maybe getting rid of these small tasks will help me get ready to work on bigger ones.

501 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 19:41 [No]

>>497
Yeah, Nintendo and I would even add Sony have been real disappointing with their "retro" tech. The NES mini is a joke, doesn't support real controllers or real cartridges, nor are its parts backwards compatible. I never was on segas dick back in the day but I think the genesis mini is a legit system with backwards and forwards compatibility, and they even went out and developed controllers for consoles that don't even have a retro mini version. Don't know much about PC engine games but I'm glad they're getting a taste of that quality as well.

502 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 19:58 [No]

>>500
Dunno if it's much help, but for things that I'm doing for fun I've found that it's a lot easier to keep several balls in the air than to do them one at a time according to some checklist or schedule (which often ends up with nothing getting done). It helps with getting started too, when I know I don't necessarily have to finish whatever I'm starting before moving on to something else. It took me until recently to figure this out, too...

For "important" things (outside of stuff I'm doing with others or otherwise critical tasks), though, I still haven't figured it out. I'm technically procrastinating on them by writing this...

503 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 21:22 [No]

>>502
Right, fun things operate by different rules. I have several hobbies I maintain at various levels of activity, generally on a "when I feel like it" basis. The List I described is specifically for obligations.

504 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10018 22:54 [No]

back in the day whenever i got a new computer or (re)installed a new OS i'd spend like a week getting everything just right, setting up keyboard shortcuts and getting my WM to tile just right or whatever. now it's like 25:75 as to whether i'll even bother to change the default wallpaper or not.

505 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 00:25 [No]

>>504
Now I just use the latest windows because I don't give a shit anymore

506 Name: vc: dame : 1993-09-10019 03:15 [No]

AEW opened the forbidden door.

507 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 03:37 [No]

I keep pissing in the sinks.

508 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 04:25 [No]

I was in a noisecore band called the sinkpissers once

509 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 05:47 [No]

DONG! BE! GONE!

510 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 06:15 [No]

The revolution will not be televised, but livestreamed on youtube with exclusive coverage on netflix and amazon prime

511 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 06:16 [No]

>>504,505
i switched to windows because of how much more adjusting and fiddling i can do on linux. it was distracting me from doing things that matter

512 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 07:06 [No]

I always feel gross after watching porn and I don’t know why

513 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 07:19 [No]

I will never upgrade windows 7. Partially because my shit computer can't handle the memory requirements of 10, but also because fuck windows 10.

514 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 07:28 [No]

I use Windows 10 for work and it infuriates me because it really could be such a good OS if that's what Microsoft actually wanted. And it also infuriates me because it force-updates and force-reboots.

515 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 07:45 [No]

Powershell salvages it for me

516 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 10:17 [No]

>>512 Welcome, meditate on the reason.

517 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 14:18 [No]

>>512
le petite mort

518 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 14:26 [No]

whale is thawing and will be cooked later

519 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 14:50 [No]

1,2,1,2 means "all bastards are bastards"

520 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 14:51 [No]

all babies are babies

521 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 17:27 [No]

I hate sweeping generalisations so I would never say acab but, in my life I've only met a couple of c who weren't b

522 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 17:29 [No]

I WANT to have faith that they are paragons of justice, decent human beings keeping other human beings safe, but they're often just stupid bullyboys

523 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 17:49 [No]

When I got in a car crash it was very helpful to have police around. But fuck law enforcement.

524 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:28 [No]

Sometimes I think about getting into the whole GNU/Linux customization scene but instead I mostly just end up wasting time being angry about the state of OSes and computing in general whenever I think too much about it.

525 Name: vc: koy : 1993-09-10019 18:52 [No]

Law enforcement is one of those issues people bring into inappropriate spaces so often that it makes me want to take the opposing stance out of spite

526 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:54 [No]

>>517

>the sensation of post orgasm as likened to death.

Deep.

527 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 18:59 [No]

>>525
That's how trump won

528 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 19:32 [No]

>>524
You could try a BSD if you're the type that gets angry at modern computing, most of them use OpenBSD if you read their email chains. I think the biggest thing about modern computing is that you should find what use case you have and just use the OS that works the best for that. Of course, if you want to customize GNU/Linux and get angry at modern computing the best option is either Artix or Gentoo because I doubt you like SystemD.
Again, unless you're an Amiga or OS/2 loyalist in which you have MorphOS or AmigaOS and ArcaOS, you should look into some of the Unix OSes.

529 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 20:05 [No]

https://4-ch.net/img/src/1612468928921.jpg
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1612468970636.jpg
Whale has been eaten! Tastes kinda like beef but with a note of liver and a hint of the ocean (if that makes any sense). Also extremely tender.

530 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 20:21 [No]

Whale more like fishy beef

531 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 20:46 [No]

Kangaroo is quite nice

532 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 20:58 [No]

I quite enjoy lamb

533 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 20:58 [No]

guinea pig is good too

534 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 22:15 [No]

While there has been outreach from Peru to get more people to eat guinea pig I just can't get into the idea of eating em'. Too little meat and the way cuy chactado is served is kind of gruesome to me.

535 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 22:16 [No]

I have always wanted to try faroese puffin

536 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10019 22:32 [No]

https://preparednessadvice.com/raising-guinea-pigs-food/

537 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 00:31 [No]

i still think about the time my friend said "i do shitty work for little pay, i have a shaved head, and i say 'dood' all the time, i'm basically a prinny already"

538 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 01:03 [No]

Speaking of porn, porn commenters and readers are a group I will never understand. Even less than YouTube commenters

539 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 07:22 [No]

Blows marijuana smoke on my screen

540 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 07:45 [No]

I bought a new computer but moving all my devices is such a pain in the ass when my desk is mounted to the wall and I have torrents seeding from it's hard drive so I guess it'll stay as an operational legacy PC and my new pc will stay unused until I get more space

541 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 09:10 [No]

still think about this post everyday https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1188512641/159,162

542 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 12:25 [No]

>>541
This really says a lot about our society.

543 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 17:39 [No]

plot idea: kyriakos grizzly goes into planet fitness, pretends to be a clueless fatass who just wants to lose weight, eats the entire table full of free pizzas, and then squats the entire squat rack

544 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10020 18:27 [No]

Calling the record store to ask if they have a Puffy Areolas album and a girl picks up

545 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:09 [No]

Business management or "tycoon" games are very overrated. It's like Animal Crossing to me, more work and tedious shit I want to get away from when I am playing vidya.

546 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:15 [No]

Sim City is a good game but I don't know how anybody can play it without using the infinite money cheat because playing it as intended by waiting in-game years to collect tax revenue is soul crushing.

547 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:18 [No]

>>546
As I recall as soon as I found out about the cheats as a kid that was pretty much how I always played.

548 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:22 [No]

There are probably more educated and capable people doing this but I want to bury important things from the modern era in pots or something like Afghan Buddhists did to make things slightly easier for future archaeologists.

549 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:25 [No]

what future archaeologists? ;)

550 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:42 [No]

>>549
In 5,000 years there will be books written about dokyun's ;)

551 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:43 [No]

computer is still fine for a few years, but i should really reinstall or upgrade my windows
adjusting to 10 is not going to be fun, same would be the case for linux

552 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 21:52 [No]

There are tweaks to windows 10 that make it really easy. You can even make it look like 98 if you want.
I highly recommend learning powershell and the Linux subsystem

553 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 22:13 [No]

>>552
I only have 2 gigs of ram and on a 64 bit machine that's just barely enough to run windows 10.

554 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10020 22:54 [No]

I miss Mexicans

555 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10020 23:31 [No]

>>550
I am presurving INTERNET CULTURE for FUTURE GENERATIONS :0

556 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 00:36 [No]

What the fuck? I hate this.

557 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 01:55 [No]

I'm a piece of shit, but I'll try to be better!

558 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 03:19 [No]

gaynus

559 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 05:31 [No]

>>524
I just throw throw Arch Linux with KDE onto my laptop and set everything to arc dark with lxappearance and that's all the ricing i'm going to do and i already think i'm overdoing it.

560 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 05:34 [No]

I vaguely remember KDE being bloated to hell with rather low quality software. Don't know if it's still like that but I always deployed XFCE when I used a DE.

561 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 05:37 [No]

Deleting dad's animal porn speedrun big dog%

562 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 08:04 [No]

>>560
My experience with KDE was my manager being obsessed with it around 2012-2014. Every time I had to use it was an absolute chore because the UI was so hostile. They had lots of cool ideas and fancy features and bling, but it didn't matter to me because they couldn't get the basics down.

I run Ubuntu Mate because deep in my heart I'm still convinced 10.04 with GNOME2 was the best, in the same way Snow Leopard was the best. I hear GNOME3 isn't as awful as it used to be, but I haven't been in the mood to give it a chance at any point in the last 5 years.

563 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 09:11 [No]

why do people describe character as "decent human being" instead of "good person"? it probably is nothing and is just a trend in language though

564 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 09:20 [No]

I have been told that MATE is all nostalgia, but it looks lightweight and utilitarian, I have run ubuntu mate for a bit but because of my distro hopping during my GNU/Linux phase I never really sunk my teeth into it.

GNOME is not worth the time, even with all the improvements is not worth the time solely because of the performance. Even the cute GNOME flashback is very heavy for a GNU/Linux DE.

565 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 09:24 [No]

Can't sleep. Overstimulated by technology.

566 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 09:52 [No]

>>563
It's american hyperbole, born of coercive intent.

567 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 10:45 [No]

>>566
I get it. Their hearts are in the right place from what I can tell but it "human being" just doesn't sound right.

568 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 11:13 [No]

>>567
Nah m8, they're calling you a robot for having your own ideas and therefore not getting with the program.

569 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 11:53 [No]

If it's about my thought about police officers, I didn't think too much about it, “decent human being” is just what came to hand, but “a good person” feels a bit different from what I was trying to say, a different kind of weight idk. Now I think a bit more about it, I do see a distinction, from my experience of dealing with cops, the way they see themselves and how they talk about civilians and perps, and all the videos I've seen of how american pigs deal with unarmed criminals, innocent victims, peaceful protesters and the like, it does seem all seem pretty inhumane. It seems some of it is deliberate too, how uniforms are designed, how people are profiled for getting stopped and frisked on the street and things. It seems like the system is deliberately designed to create this dehumanising divide between “the people” and “the state” too, and these neanderthals are employed to enforce the state's power, rather than to serve their fellow human beings. Or something, this sounds like I'm more passionate about the issue than I really am, I have mixed feelings about it. At the end of the day I just try to laugh. They're like cowboys!

>>568 lol wut no way wtf? That makes no sense

570 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 11:58 [No]

>this sounds like I'm more passionate about the issue than I really am

You're pretty passionate if you wrote a paragraph about police and the abstract system created around it in response to a simple question about a language trend.

571 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 12:19 [No]

It's not a language trend though, “decent human being” is basically a synonym for “good person”, but I expounded on why that would be the first term that came to mind in the context, which is where the question came from. It's not that I'm passionate about the police issue but I'll admit I can be passionate about language discussion. Then again, in a current thoughts thread I can fart out a paragraph about my thoughts no problem!

572 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 12:21 [No]

The nicest policemen I've met were the ones who arrested me when I went to jail. They were so warm and friendly and polite. Living as a saint before then, every police officer I met was a bastard for no reason. That's fucked up

573 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 12:23 [No]

The only fun in I had with the police is when the shopkeeper called them after I attempted to steal his rope, lamp oil and bombs

574 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 12:38 [No]

The security footage is on YouTube
https://youtu.be/K-MBjwMuU0o

575 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 12:52 [No]

One of my autistic friends did a runner from the hospital one time, and the police came to my house asking if I knew anything about it. The policewoman said “Is she really autistic? She seemed to be showing emotions when I saw her”

576 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 12:57 [No]

>>552
it's not that it's not doable, it's just that it's going to be extremely annoying and time-consuming...

577 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 13:13 [No]

"groin" is a real word and not just a mispronunciation of "green"

578 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 14:41 [No]

I learned that from footballers getting groin injuries

579 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 14:57 [No]

>>563
They're the same thing. I think you view decent as somehow less than good.

580 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 15:24 [No]

>>579 "A policeman should be a good person" and "A policeman should be a decent human being" mean the same thing, but to me have different feelings in the context

581 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10021 15:28 [No]

>>580
The second one comes off as condemnatory while the first one comes off as neutral

582 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 15:50 [No]

>>581
I can see the former being that way. I suppose we all assume people are good already and the idea that somebody "should" be a good person implies they aren't.

I think the real problem here is "should", no?

583 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 15:51 [No]

i think all of you "should" get laid lol

584 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 16:00 [No]

>>578
The word "footballer" makes me chuckles slightly whenever I see it due to the slang uses of "baller".

585 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 16:04 [No]

Footballing as a new cbt slang

586 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 16:34 [No]

Re: what are the agricultural laws that indians are protesting

The city slickers have driven up feed and seed prices.

587 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 16:43 [No]

fuck, i was only supposed to check if it was still working
now i've been fiddling with my xubuntu config for at least 3 hours...

588 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 17:12 [No]

Girls never like it when I talk semantics while I'm shagging them, that's the entire reason I come here!

589 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 17:42 [No]

Diarrhea AND constipation. I can't stop shitting, but when I shit I have to sit on the toilet for five minutes to get only 1/8th of the explosion out. Then my ass hurts and I have to lay in the bathtub to soothe my anus.

590 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 19:01 [No]

Speaking of shitting, I tried pouring out-of-date milk down the toilet and shitting on it like you said a while ago, you're right it is really fun! I liked the contrast of the brown log and white background at the end!

591 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 19:14 [No]

>>563 i have never heard anybody use that phrase who wasn't giving off strong reptilian-in-skinsuit vibes or making a hypocritical argument

592 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 20:53 [No]

>>586
Oh no

593 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 21:31 [No]

Shitting on rotten milk sounds like a modern way to make a gas weapon like mustard gas

594 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 22:11 [No]

Hitler may have been bad but at least he didn't do blackface

595 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 22:46 [No]

I just experienced deja vu about the feeling of experiencing deja vu. This is not the first time that such an event has happened to me. I have recurring dreams of things just outside my vision laughing mockingly and speaking words I can't quite make out. I am becoming seriously worried that my life is just amusement for some Other Things, and that periodically they pick me up and reset me in time, like children playing with a rat in a maze.

596 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 23:49 [No]

>>591
See, that's what I was trying to tell the blue-eyed fantasist over there.

597 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10021 23:54 [No]

>>594
There's no way Hitler never wore blackface as a joke behind doors, I refuse to believe it. Dude totally would have gone to a minstrel show if Germany had one.

598 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 00:05 [No]

There is literally nothing wrong with blackface. The pretend pearl clutching about it is gross Americentric bullshit.

599 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 00:31 [No]

Why would I want to marry a broom?

600 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 00:43 [No]

Remember, if you paint your clown white that's okay, but painting a clown black is racist

601 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 00:43 [No]

Opera Android is quite nice

602 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 00:58 [No]

Social media types are so obsessed with clowns that it's like questionable

603 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 01:10 [No]

>>591,596 That's weird ¯ヽ(°ヮo)/¯　The words “Good person” wouldn't have crossed my mind in that particular context. Maybe I am a lizard person...

604 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 01:44 [No]

stork my penis

605 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 01:53 [No]

I was just about to make a post that I love clowns

606 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 04:01 [No]

>>603
They're referring that "decent human being" sounds like it's being said by another species pretending to be human. It's not too far away from "homo sapien of fair integrity and uprightness".
Or because it's the whole "human being" one is always said in some political manner and fairly bipartisan-ly.
I think the former.

607 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 04:12 [No]

Youtube on android makes puts comments above recommendations now. Ugh, back to newpipe I guess.

608 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 04:23 [No]

my internet is so slow right now that I can't even get my ISP support page to load. this place works, though! makes you wonder why we stopped designing websites like this.

609 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 04:29 [No]

There are text-only sites in the GNU/Linux sphere of the internet. You could also try other protocols.
If you live in a very remote area like I do you pretty much rely on those sort of things, torrents particularly.

610 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 05:26 [No]

A nigga like me? NEEDS water to live.

611 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 06:35 [No]

>>608
Gopher.

612 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 06:36 [No]

>>611
Gemini, too

613 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 11:24 [No]

>>607
It used to be the other way around and people loved to complain about it!

614 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 11:42 [No]

>>613 Haha yeah it bugs me when the recommendations take a second to load when I just want to see what folk are saying

615 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 12:28 [No]

remember: the "ch" in 4-ch stands for clown hate

616 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 14:13 [No]

>>606 That's what I meant was weird, to me it doesn't have either of those connotations, it's odd to me that you see it as even close to the kind of tone of "homo sapien of fair integrity and uprightness". I guess it's one of those things, sometimes you can read into a person's word choice to get an idea of the kind of person they are from how they convey ideas, but sometimes you're applying your own sort of linguistic bias, assuming that everyone uses language the same way, and finding things that aren't there

617 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 14:14 [No]

How many English classes around the world every year have kids saying "Miss, did he really mean that?" when they do close reading. I can see both sides

618 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 15:30 [No]

>>617
I often had/have this trouble with classics.
Case 1: the words and phrases that are easily judged as meaning the opposite (irony/sarcasm) by people from one decade can be confusingly ambiguous in another. The use of such is an integral part of English (in particular, but not exclusively) over the centuries, but the ways we say it are like slang that goes in and out of fashion.
Case 2: it's not always clear just from reading whether it's the character's, author's, or generation's view(s) that is causing you to question the sincerity/irony of what was stated. Like, it's so much simpler to understand someone's point if you know what else they believe and the context of those beliefs (ideologies, factions, mores).

619 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 16:38 [No]

every time i post on /img/ firefox gives me a prompt asking me if i want to save the username and password, with whatever my captcha is being the username and whatever's in the randomly genned password for file deletion field as the password

620 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 16:42 [No]

Firefox is cancer.
Too bad every other browser sucks too.

621 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 17:03 [No]

>>620
It's the worst choice, except for everything else!

622 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 17:13 [No]

checking up on disgraced former e-celebs out of a perverse curiosity to see whether they still deserve it

(almost always yes)

623 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 18:10 [No]

My asshole is on fire from shitting so much!!!!!

624 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 19:10 [No]

Was Syd Barrett autistic? One bit from a biographical book about Pink Floyd that I read as a teenager always stuck out to me, the fact that the other band members kept mentioning that he had a habit of pacing around the house on the balls of his feet, usually while smoking.

625 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 20:34 [No]

>>620
Try a hipster browser.

626 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 20:38 [No]

According to my calendar, March apparently is Women's History Month, first I've heard of that.

627 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 20:45 [No]

would really like to see an eceleb-tripfag hybrid sometime
no, not you. not you either

628 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 21:00 [No]

Been a while since Ive read an xration doujin

629 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 21:03 [No]

>>627
That was wt snacks, I think.

630 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 21:58 [No]

The new minecraft update looks kinda bad, very mod-ish in features and appearance of new objects. It's finally dead

631 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 22:05 [No]

>>622
Sometimes they deteriorate without getting disgraced. Jkid is a redditor who talks about suicide methods regularly now

632 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 22:26 [No]

>>631
In retrospect jkid has always been kind of a fuckup.

633 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 23:50 [No]

Whats with the tech commercials that are like "we support creatives and the underdogs!" just show us the specs and form factor

634 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10022 23:59 [No]

>>633 every single commercial for everything no has to be some emotionally driven sepia colored values statement about how much they love homos and black niggers because they have nothing else substantial to say and their product is mediocre

635 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 00:24 [No]

As far as I know Apple is the only one who does that, ironically while knowingly using child labour

636 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10023 00:43 [No]

>>618
Classical Persian poetry is full of this. A lot of factors contribute to this, but one of the biggest is poets intentionally using various ambiguities of the language as poetic devices. The introduction of Islam clashing with incompatible pre-Islamic cultural practices also adds another layer on top of that. There are bitter debates to this day over whether certain things (wine consumption) are purely metaphorical or reflective of the poet's life and habits.

637 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 00:52 [No]

Does (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) know farsi?

638 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10023 03:06 [No]

>>637
I'd say I'm competent at it

639 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 03:47 [No]

mutation of sonic hedgehog

640 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 04:51 [No]

>>638
Please contribute to this thread

https://4-ch.net/language/kareha.pl/1612244141/

I'm trying to make /language/ active again!

641 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 08:36 [No]

Geedis

642 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 10:21 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDspPjlySyg
Looking back at it now, this is actually phenomenal performance art.

643 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 10:46 [No]

No pork and no beer make a very dull religion

644 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 10:53 [No]

I was going to buy some long johns since it's so cold, but they were all plain boring designs. So what, no one's gonna see them but me I said. Hmm if no one's gonna see them but me then you should just get something to please yourself. Ok! I got some sexy bodystockings

645 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 12:37 [No]

>>642 Oh man I loved NO WAY back in the day

646 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 14:54 [No]

kuchimanko

647 Name: vc: deplor : 1993-09-10023 15:22 [No]

>>633

> KEITH REINHARD, Chairman, DDB Worldwide: The campaign for iPod is remarkable. When I see the poster as I'm passing by, when I go on the Web site and it comes to life and I hear the music track going, and then when I put my little iPod ear-pods on and I see the white cords against my black jacket, I'm in that poster, and the poster is me! And then the music, my music, comes over my iPod, and it's a brand experience.

I think that might be illustrative enough? (The man was an marketing industry leader, not the sucker he's roleplaying.) Mass marketees really are that manipulable and make decisions on unmet emotional needs, often only coming up with a reason for it if pressed. Mass marketees really are kinda neutral to real technicals and outperforming their current spoobnumby (which is easy enough to dudge as it is). For many people today, brands replace a psychological role / timesink / money-pit that many people used to spend on religion and cheap thrills.
The quote is from when PBS put out a Frontline episode "The Persuaders" about marketing and advertising that showed those guys were way ahead of the curve on trusting in behavioral psychology. I wonder if it's a little too redpilling to be made today.

648 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 17:25 [No]

eben aus Compton, fetzig mutterficker genannt Eiswürfel

649 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 18:10 [No]

aus der Bande namens „Benehmungslose Neger“

650 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 19:08 [No]

Manko Sushi

651 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 19:43 [No]

maybe i should...

652 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 21:26 [No]

Doomworld more like Dumbworld

653 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 21:29 [No]

>>642
Viper still did it first

654 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 23:10 [No]

Hmm, so I just found out in Spanish the word for goat, "cabron" can be used as an insult or as a boastful word for "greatest", much like in English "he's shit" vs "he's the shit". And now I'm thinking that the phrase "he's the GOAT" for "greatest of all time" is actually just a backronym of what was once just Spanglish. But I have no way of proving this.

655 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 23:24 [No]

What?? All this time I thought cabron meant bastard

656 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 23:36 [No]

4. Cabrón. While the literal translation of 'cabrón' is a male goat, its slang meaning is somewhat ruder. It generally translates to 'asshole', 'fucker' or 'bitch'.

657 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10023 23:44 [No]

From stockexchange:

> There's also a third meaning, very common by the way, and it's used to refer to someone who is really good at something specific, for example:
> > Ese wey es muy cabrón jugando fútbol (that guy is so good at playing soccer)

One user compared it to the word nigga:

> In Puerto Rico, the word "cabrón" also means "nigga", because when we talk about guys or guys we know we refer them a "cabrón".

> > Cabrón, ¿qué haces? Watchu up to?, ma nigga.

> > ¿Johnny Sins? ¿ése calvito cabrón de Brazzers? Johnny Sins?, is that the bald-headed nigga from Brazzers?

658 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 00:25 [No]

> Johnny Sins?, is that the bald-headed nigga from Brazzers?

lel

659 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 02:18 [No]

> There's also a third meaning, very common by the way, and it's used to refer to someone who is really good at something specific, for example:
>> Ese wey es muy cabrón jugando fútbol (that guy is so good at playing soccer)

In this way it's sort of like mofo too.

660 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 02:41 [No]

Just call them based

661 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10024 03:45 [No]

>>640
That's actually kind of difficult. I'm not sure how to accurately emulate the broken English of the original pasta in translation.

662 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 05:22 [No]

>>653
Viper didn't blow up in popularity until 2014 or so

663 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 07:10 [No]

>>661
For my Japanese attempt (>>2 in that thread) I tried to typo the same words and use abbreviations in the same places. I also purposefully left out a particle or two.

664 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 07:37 [No]

Splatoon enrages me for some reason and I like most nintendo stuff

665 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 08:37 [No]

Even though shes an ugly bitch I really want to fuck Stephanie McMahon for some reason

666 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 08:44 [No]

is it just me or is the hit counter a little high?

667 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 08:58 [No]

Thats me sorry

668 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 11:30 [No]

Need... more... hard drive space

669 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 12:22 [No]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Egyptian_pyramids
This is weirdly beautiful in the modern day, even if its only in history books and wikipedia articles only the curious and geeky care for, the memorials of these leaders have survived.
"Snefru endures". You sure did.

670 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 13:44 [No]

sneedfru

(sorry)

671 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 18:00 [No]

I want to ejaculate but I'm supposed to play D&D tonight

672 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 18:25 [No]

>>671
You need all the energy you have. Go eat some pasta instead.

673 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 19:18 [No]

my most controversial sincerely held belief is that physiognomy is real and any opinion held by an ugly person is inherently wrong

674 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 19:36 [No]

>>673
Ever heard of the term glow up? Everybody loves a good glow up.

675 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10024 22:54 [No]

>>670
(Formerly Chuckdjefa's)

676 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 00:18 [No]

I was almost gonna subscribe to Sirius XM to try to get back into radio but then I saw Pitbull has a channel and I immediately reversed my decision

677 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 00:51 [No]

I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although it's hard to find 32 of them

678 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 01:17 [No]

>>677
Find Vin Diesel. Bald men will naturally cluster around him

679 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 04:21 [No]

It's really hard to accept something really good happening to me because I'm not used to it. In the 29 years I've been alive, it's just something I've never had happen to me.

680 Name: vc: racation : 1993-09-10025 04:26 [No]

I've been brushing/flossing and wearing my orthodontic retainer regularly again, which is a little regrettable because at this stage the gingivitis is still angry as shit

681 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 04:45 [No]

For being a live-action adaptation of a young adult book, this series sure has a lot of great boobie content

682 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 07:14 [No]

A yeti with internet access I have yet to see someone like that who was actually a troll.

683 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 12:24 [No]

all the fun people are either asleep or at work

684 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 13:13 [No]

oops, i know where this should go instead

685 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 13:15 [No]

Something something you lose if you work

686 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 14:32 [No]

gaynus

687 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 14:35 [No]

I'm so well-rested!! It feels like I ate a senzu bean!!!! YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

688 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 14:48 [No]

If you put "forgotten" "revisiting" "in 2020/1" "banned" "lost" "salty" "scam" or any combo of the these, you get at least 100k views easy.

689 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 15:10 [No]

listened to all of everywhere at the end of time. the first two hours were ok, but the rest of it was extremely gay and not even usable as background noise for studying, just annoying

690 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 17:29 [No]

Sure it's nice, but I would honestly be fine with a room half this size.

691 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 20:11 [No]

penis the size of a planet

692 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 21:30 [No]

How am I supposed to connect the wii to my network with an IPv6 router? Fuck the modern internet. Can't even play bomberman on my wii.

693 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10025 22:57 [No]

SAVEAGE WILDE PIGGE

694 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10026 01:10 [No]

Bowling ball vs professional bowling ball

695 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 02:06 [No]

indulge furious masturbation practices

696 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10026 02:33 [No]

More like Legit? More Medgit.

697 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 04:24 [No]

crisis actress(male)

698 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 07:00 [No]

I installed the fucking straps to the sheets!

699 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 09:57 [No]

>>692
I wonder if Wiimmfi lost a sizeable amount of users after getting autistic about having a real Wii NAND, pretty much screwing Dolphin only people.

700 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 10:41 [No]

You gotta die.

701 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 16:20 [No]

fuck shit piss

702 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 16:37 [No]

fuck shit piss

703 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 16:37 [No]

cum

704 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 16:38 [No]

im gay and my dick is small

705 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 17:24 [No]

intense anime singing.png

TOMARANAI AI-DORU
EIEN NO AI-RANDO
ASAGI GO FIGHT-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

706 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 18:34 [No]

TODOKE TODOKE OMOI YO (KUROI UTA NI NOSETE)
HIGASHI NO SORA NISHI NO UMI KARA WATASHI NO MOTO HE OIDE

707 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 21:59 [No]

do people still use the word webmaster?

708 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 22:23 [No]

>>707
I certainly haven't heard it in a long while.

It's probably "racist" now.

709 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10026 22:38 [No]

wake up babe, new ssz thread just dropped
https://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1613075215/

710 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 01:22 [No]

I don't know if the guy who made secret family guy episode is here but I gotta say it's pretty damn good. At first I worried it might go the Tails Gets Trolled route and just descend further and further into violent gory madness, but I was pleasantly surprised by the relative calm of the denouement.

I would be curious to read more by the author but I can't find where the supposed "main blog" is. Maybe somebody here knows.

711 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 01:32 [No]

>>707
I use it when applicable, but that's rare now because companies or entirely nameless/faceless administration don't fit the bill in my opinion and that's what runs the vast majority of websites.
The only things run by independent people nowadays are IRC or game servers, not on the web. Or I guess people who just create a "server" on discord but you're not a true master of that portion of the WWW that way.

712 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 01:40 [No]

>>710
I'm not the author, but I host the website for my friend. I'm actually surprised anybody read it. It was originally a blog that posted once every day, it was far more surprising when you couldn't just click through all the chapters at once. I don't want to link it or the author because I don't really come here to post with my identity, but I appreciate the kind words, I'll pass them along his way. He doesn't really have any public art, he just shares it among his friends.

713 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 02:09 [No]

>>707
I used it here a while back thinking very specifically of the kind of site you see around, especially in Japan if you click enough links away from an older doujin circle's site, that once had aspirations and posted stuff, but hasn't had an update since like 2012. Which was the first update since 2007.

714 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 02:55 [No]

Things from doujin circles are one of the few things I feel guilty about pirating. That and indie wrestling.

715 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 04:07 [No]

>>708
Webmassa

716 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 07:00 [No]

When people spell out the N-word one letter at a time through a comment chain, who bears responsibility? Do some letters bear more responsibility than others?

Let's say you're a moderator and need to decide who to ban. There's no rule against posting single letters, but there is a rule against spelling out racial slurs. So do you just ban the person who posted 'R'? But by the time you get to 'E' there's no other word in the English dictionary that could possibly be spelled, so maybe you should ban 'E' as well. Or maybe you should just ban everybody?

I feel like there should be some analogous ethical dilemma, akin to the trolley problem.

717 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 07:58 [No]

>>716
When I would group shitpost like that on IRC back in the day a mod would corral us into a private room and make us do a challenge like spelling out a word or counting and would ban us all if we couldn't. I think that's the best option

718 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 09:44 [No]

listerine + gay fuel cocktail based solely on the "Tarzan Boy" connection

719 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 09:54 [No]

I was listening to a podcast about a racist paramilitary cult that lost significant membership because its leaders started practicing pedophilic polygamy. Thought it was funny it was too much even for them

720 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 10:00 [No]

just realized some female wrestlers intentionally wear too small trunks to make their asses look bigger. Its a very strange realization

721 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 12:02 [No]

>>720 It's not just wrestling or females

722 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 12:16 [No]

>>721
Its kind of gross honestly

723 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 12:56 [No]

I wish madokami wasn't left to rot. It still is updated but not as much as before.
It's really useful for mass downloading volumes instead of having to hun them down. Oh well.

724 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 13:52 [No]

>>722
It's kind of hot honestly!

725 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 15:11 [No]

poggers, NIS finally added the network features

726 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 16:40 [No]

Everytime I read NTR (https://exhentai.org/g/1845726/7482ba0ae5/) I always am disappointed. The english feels stilted and the art is dopey more often than not, so dopey in fact im surprised this was translated at all. Sad, considering art is usually the best part of NTR.

727 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 18:55 [No]

need a vaccine against horny

728 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 19:10 [No]

>>727 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medroxyprogesterone_acetate

729 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 19:16 [No]

>>722 When I was 25 I had some Sonic The Hedgehog boxers for ages 7-8, they were tiny and Sonic's face looked grotesque with my humongous package

730 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10027 21:01 [No]

>>720
Most (effective) bikini/instagram model workouts are glute-heavy, assuming fat isn't an issue.
It's a big muscle group that gets good hypertrophy effects with less effort. It's also possible to isolate them from quads if desired (IMPORTANT TRAP AESTHETICS TIP).
Ass implants look really unnatural and don't stand up well to stresses you should be putting on your ass, so it's for the best.

731 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 01:01 [No]

Part of me wants to get back into the ERP circuit after I quit a couple months ago, but the other part of me looks at what trash is on offer and remembers why I quit in the first place.

I wonder if it was always this bad and I just overlooked it for the few good times or if it's really gotten worse.

732 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 07:21 [No]

>>731 I choose to believe you are sick of the corporate world and telling an audience who is only aware of the cybersex version rather than the other way around.

733 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 09:10 [No]

ERP is only worth the time if you have a fetish that doesn't have a lot of porn available and wanna act it out with others

734 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 11:24 [No]

>>720
It's not a bad strategy. Toni Storm wouldn't be half as famous as she is with marks outside of joshi nerds if it wasn't for her humongous leather-clad aussie PAWG booty.

735 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 11:26 [No]

>Ass implants

I can't believe whores with these become semi-famous on social media. Who looks like the look of them?

736 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 13:57 [No]

Everybody loves a good pawg

737 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 14:25 [No]

ITT assmen

738 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 18:51 [No]

I feel a tinge of pity for Timothy Treadwell

739 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 19:13 [No]

the houthi catgirl from /img/ is fucking sending me to the moon

740 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 19:14 [No]

her cheek being bulged out because she has a mouthful of qat is a really nice touch

741 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 19:21 [No]

cute anime being mixed with stuff like that is so 2010s

742 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 19:28 [No]

Do you ever stay up so long you feel nauseous?

743 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 19:45 [No]

>>742
not really, but occasionally when i've been lying in bed for 4+ hours i get extremely frustrated almost to the point of nausea over not being able to sleep

744 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 19:48 [No]

absolutely massive bepis

745 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 20:19 [No]

missed opportunity to make a "khat-girl" pun

746 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 20:24 [No]

I remember when Nyanko Days was airing. Im still shocked that they had to pad out shorts.

747 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 20:38 [No]

>>738
Almost.

748 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 20:57 [No]

>>742
I get cold, but not nauseous.

749 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 21:15 [No]

>>742
I mostly just have wacky thoughts like that time I stayed up all night playing Angband and named my character "Dick Halflong" and then thought it was so hilarious I kept doing it. I think I got up to like Dick Halflong XIV or something.

750 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 21:37 [No]

>>742
No nauseous, no. All-powerful like a golden god, yes.

751 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10028 22:05 [No]

can't believe the fucking wheelchair gnome got laid and i'm still a virgin

752 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10029 01:27 [No]

Wheelchair Gomez

753 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 01:31 [No]

so minecraft villagers are big nosed merchants who live in villages protected by golems and only accept payment in little green things whose only inherent use is that they're the only thing the villagers will accept as payment

754 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 02:25 [No]

gaynus

755 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 04:04 [No]

Dust is such a bullshit. It's not enough that you're forced forever to clean whatever you touch, but also whatever you don't touch.

756 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 04:28 [No]

>>753
Well you know how Notch got

757 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 04:39 [No]

#MinecraftIsOverParty

758 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 07:43 [No]

#おねロリキメセク天皇IsOverParty

759 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 07:43 [No]

mcdonalds is a better investment than savings bonds, the mcchicken is literally worth more than the USD right now

760 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 07:56 [No]

less half-informed finance talk, more gaynus

761 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 08:20 [No]

I just watched an hour long documentary on chris-chan cutting his taint open. Time well spent

762 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 09:00 [No]

I saw a rough-looking probably drug using degenerate gambler Asian girl at the sports betting parlor and she really turned me on!

763 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 10:04 [No]

>>759
I think you'll find it's much harder to snort cocaine off a McChicken, though.

764 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 10:48 [No]

>>761 link?

765 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 12:04 [No]

>:[ I keep getting trolled

766 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 13:33 [No]

>>764
http://tinyurl.com/cr45pyp

767 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 13:52 [No]

>>764
https://youtu.be/1qc3QE-E9Yw?t=1809
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Self-inflicted_taint_wound if you just want to see it.

768 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 16:01 [No]

>>744
EBSOLFO :DDDDD

769 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 16:27 [No]

>>767 What a legend

770 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 17:53 [No]

>>765
tails wake up! you
fucked up big time

771 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 18:29 [No]

would you accept a state-sponsored gf if she had a penis?

772 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 19:03 [No]

>>771
hell yeah

773 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 19:11 [No]

>>771
As long as she's a pawg

774 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 19:27 [No]

Pawg is code for fat

775 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 19:33 [No]

>>774 doesn't know the difference between fat thighs and a fat stomach

776 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 20:23 [No]

>>771 depends on a number of conditions you didn't specify so "not no but probably no"

777 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 20:59 [No]

The naugahyde door in Lefty's

778 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 21:40 [No]

>>773
Phat Ass White Girl (Guy)

779 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 21:46 [No]

It blows my mind that people know what this PUA shit is.

780 Name: vc: stawp : 1993-09-10029 21:58 [No]

Most people know it from porn and not PUAs

781 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 22:02 [No]

I remember a site filtered PUA to pedophile. Thats a slightly entertaining wordfilter

782 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10029 23:32 [No]

finally retired my online diary and i've been having an intense urge to write about my thoughts

783 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 05:07 [No]

Batteries in my TI-83 plus died and now all my TI basic programs are gone ;_;

784 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 05:59 [No]

i hate the cold almost as much as i hate women and minorities

785 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 08:14 [No]

Today I discovered the term autopaizuri. I was not disappointed.

786 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 08:39 [No]

the good thing about tw*tter is that the people with the cool usernames tend not to last very long, so you can just wait for them to get suspended and steal it for something else

787 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 08:59 [No]

One funny thing about LW types on twitter is they always have the black flag unicode in their name.
I know it's some anarchist shit (?) but I know it as the Abbasid Black Standard.
>>786
The best is when people call themselves the [title] of [brand] and they get banned.

788 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 09:33 [No]

>>786
The Emperor is Dead. Twitter is dead.

789 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 09:57 [No]

>>788
god if only

790 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 10:26 [No]

>I know it's some anarchist shit (?)

The world spins 😒😂💩

791 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 12:39 [No]

which fucker keeps posting vanilla shit in the masturbation thread
please tell me you don't actually get off to that

792 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 12:42 [No]

The instant loss and tbat weird impregnation edit were pretty good

793 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 13:14 [No]

The cold gives me baby fever

794 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 14:13 [No]

>>790
Why is 😂 crying? I don't get it.

795 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 15:03 [No]

I saw Drew Barrymore on TV recently. Cant believe I used to masturbate to her

796 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 16:16 [No]

>>795
lel

797 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 16:30 [No]

>>787 i had the same problem with the "green party", i thought they were jamahiriyah supporters

798 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 18:28 [No]

"Emojis" and "Politics + Happy Hour" sound like fun boards.

799 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 18:49 [No]

>>798
I'd be down with an emoji bar just to make that kid who was whining about "zoomers" on /req/ have an aneurysm.

800 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:04 [No]

>>799
hahaha yes do it 😆

801 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:08 [No]

mneta
meta neta

802 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:08 [No]

There's not enough activity to warrant new boards. Just make threads on the old boards

803 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:13 [No]

Pandas are worthless animals and they should be wiped out. Also, the people that associate with them should be fucking bludgeoned to death.

804 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:15 [No]

The zoomers thing isnt just a stupid meme anymore. I see it talked about seriously as a name for the generation when I watch the news with my parents.

805 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:15 [No]

i want to punch stuff and throw heavy things

806 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:23 [No]

>>803
An unfortunate amount of conservation makes poster children out of species that deserve to be extinct while overlooking more important, but less "cute" or "cool" ones. There aren't any more phorusrhacids or entelodonts either, but you can't pin that on humans nor on any apocalyptic event. They just couldn't hack it against other species. There's reason to be concerned about what's happening to the environment but species extinction alone is a natural, ongoing process that's been going on for several billion years before our existence.

807 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:31 [No]

>>803
Pandas are only being saved because they're charismatic symbols of China. They don't give a shit about the other megafauna like the Baiji, Rhinos, Paddlefish, Newts, etc and thats just what independent scientists could find out. It's almost shocking considering even Indians who are infamously destructive at least try to do conservation of their megafauna (but that may be because of religion).

808 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:37 [No]

>>804
The idea of distinctive "generations" being a real thing is also psuedoscientific hogwash that happened to get a foothold.

809 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 19:58 [No]

americans are so stupid man, why are they killing people in iraq for something that you can squeeze out of olives

810 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 20:03 [No]

>>809
How could a salad attempt to become king of Rome man?

811 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 20:24 [No]

No one speaks Latin any more, not even in Latvia.

812 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 20:31 [No]

how the fuck did i not get overcome by cocklust back when i was actually meeting guys from the internet, is the important question

813 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 20:51 [No]

>>812 personally i have sucked the dicks of 2 of the 3 guys ive met online and the third wasnt for lack of trying

814 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 22:26 [No]

Just checked Facebook and my dad is sharing alt right from zoomers with "punished" in their handle

815 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 22:27 [No]

I forgot to write the word tiktok but they are alt right tiktoks

816 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 22:34 [No]

My only exposure to tiktok is that people put them in porn music videos for some reason

817 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10030 23:01 [No]

If you want to try something new to serve with delicate white fleshed fish like sea bass, cod, halibut, etc.try this puree. Take approximately 1 inch rutabaga cubes and smoke them using cinnamon fragments and pistachio shell. Let sit overnight then cook in saffron-infused milk and puree it. If you have a high powered blender (>1 hp motor) just puree till smooth. Otherwise puree as well as possible and pass it through a fine mesh strainer.

You can do the smoking on your stovetop if you have a dutch oven or large pot with a tight fitting lid. Just make a flat packet of foil with your smoking fuel in it and perforate the top of the packet the tip of a knife. Put that on the bottom of the pot and put the cubes on a rack or similar inside the pot. Leave the lid cracked and heat on medium high till you see the first wisps of smoke then close the lid and let it go for a 5 or so minutes then lower it to low to medium-low for another 10 minutes then turn off the heat. Let it sit for a while so the smoke to mostly settles and you're done. This method is good for quick smoking a lot of stuff.

818 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 23:03 [No]

>>817
can i use liquid smoke?

819 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 23:22 [No]

>>816
Risqué content works on tiktok more than other apps but I wouldn't go down that rabbithole because just like Tumblr back in the early 10s a lot of it could get you arrested

820 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10030 23:35 [No]

>>819
Someone here was complaining about finding hardcore that on twitter. I doubt tiktok gets that arrest-worthy

821 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10031 00:44 [No]

>>818
It won't be as good because the cinnamon smoke perfumes it and the pistachio shells produce a fairly light smoke. Most liquid smokes I've seen for sale are hickory or mesquite which are relatively robust. You'll want something light to work well with the saffron and light flavor of the fish, so if you have to use liquid smoke, see if you can find on that's made with fruit woods.

822 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 01:55 [No]

(　´_ゝ`)　is my slave name, from now on I want you all to refer to me by my TRUE nihongo name: longfield vegetables girl

823 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 01:56 [No]

長野菜々子

824 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 02:20 [No]

i often find that people are surprised that someone as fat as me is flexible enough to squat ATG or hold a full bodyweight bridge

825 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 02:25 [No]

>>824
they should watch more sumo meets

826 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 06:03 [No]

stonks

827 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 06:37 [No]

Drooling dokyuns
In the dark of the 4ch
DQN DQN LOL

828 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 08:09 [No]

It's often overlooked the that song Semi-Charmed life is about being addicted to meth, despite the song even namedropping the drug.
Lines such as "I was taking sips up into my nose" and "I want some crystal meth to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life" go often unnoticed

829 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 16:20 [No]

Kyle Balls

830 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 18:19 [No]

Comedy podcasts feel so dead and bland compared to the talk radio days

831 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 19:57 [No]

>>830
I miss those old radio shows/dramas. Only surviving one today on air in the US is on npr. Maybe they survive on podcast type groups.

832 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 20:07 [No]

Hearts beating at about 140 BPM. 70 if we're counting the half note. 280 if we're counting the eighth note.

833 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 20:20 [No]

>>831
Everything in the traditional formats moved to satellite. Enthusiasts are on other frequencies.

834 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 20:40 [No]

I CARRIED AN M-16
ELECTRIC TWANGER
SATAN

835 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 21:34 [No]

魔法処女

836 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 21:52 [No]

Read an article about "agressive niceness" in the LA times

837 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 21:54 [No]

all the good nanahira&camellia albums disappeared off spotify and all that's left is the soulless corporate nu-denpa from 2018+, wtf

838 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:08 [No]

>>836
If you can make your neighbour plowing your yard about nazis and hezbollah you're insane. that's it.

839 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:10 [No]

>>837
This is why you hoard things you really like from streaming services. It's unlikely to be there forever unless it's like the WWE network where it's the whole point.
Just start buying hard drives and do thing old-school.

840 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:14 [No]

>>837
it's your punishment for using spot*fy

841 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:16 [No]

You cant be Sirius, XM.

842 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:16 [No]

masturb eight

843 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:30 [No]

#VaxxTheBlaxx

844 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:38 [No]

farting goblin

845 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10031 23:59 [No]

Farting Goblin
Small humanoid (goblinoid), Neutral Evil

Armor Class: 15 (Leather Armor, Shield)
Hit Points: 7 (2d6)
Speed: 30 ft.

STR 8 (-1), DEX 14 (+2), CON 10 (+0), INT 10 (+0), WIS 8 (-1), CHA 8 (-1)

Skills: Stealth +6
Senses: Darkvision 60 Ft., passive Perception 9
Languages: Common, Goblin
Challenge: 1/4 (50 XP)

Nimble Escape. The goblin can take the Disengage or Hide action as a bonus action on each of its turns.

Actions:
Scimitar. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: (1d6 + 2) slashing damage.
Shortbow. Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 80/320 ft., one target. Hit: (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Fart (Recharge 5-6). The goblin releases poisonous gas in a 15-foot cone. Each creature in that area must make a DC 12 Constitution saving throw, taking 21 (6d6) poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

846 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 00:23 [No]

>>837
>>839
>>840
>>841
This isnt the energy we need right now

847 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 01:16 [No]

"Believe in science" would be great advice if it just meant "believe in the scientific method".

The problem is modern science is plagued by bias, poorly designed studies, misinterpretation of data, funding pressure, lack of peer review, and being exaggerated and twisted by the media.

848 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 01:17 [No]

>>831
Check out the Magnus Archives. It's like SCP/creepypasta but actually well-written.

849 Name: vc: goy : 1993-09-10032 01:27 [No]

>>847
Individual bias aside, what do you expect for the money most make?

850 Name: vc: goy : 1993-09-10032 01:33 [No]

Someone, somewhere is making a living off of uploading family guy funny moments to youtube

851 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 01:48 [No]

>>850
He's getting paid for actually watching through for and then compiling those moments. Wish I had it made as good as him.

852 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 01:51 [No]

nanahira is corporate nu-denpa
there, I said it

853 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 02:21 [No]

The women in the n64 Zelda games are more attractive in the originals than the remakes

854 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 02:57 [No]

>>853
both the originals are superior.

855 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 03:14 [No]

penis-flavored penis

856 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 03:20 [No]

>>847 i have had to grill people like that on what a t-test is and why it matters, what's the last paper they read, etc.

857 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10032 06:45 [No]

FRESH SCRAMBLED EGGS SAUSAGE HOT CAKES JUICE AND COFFEE TOO JUST LIKE SUNSHINE EVERY MORNING

858 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 08:35 [No]

>>857
bacon and eggs every single day until the cholesterol does me in (hopefully soon)

859 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 08:53 [No]

Bubba wants grits

860 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 08:56 [No]

I have always wanted to eat a "balanced" breakfast like in those old nickelodeon commercials where the kids has 8 fucking dishes in front of them and 3 different glasses of drinks.

861 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 10:04 [No]

Burnt my pain ow choklit :(

862 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 10:07 [No]

Bubba is you

863 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 11:41 [No]

Bubba only eats big sausage for breakfast

864 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 13:17 [No]

pregchamp

that's preggers dude

865 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 13:37 [No]

>>/530
What is "罪深き" supposed to mean anyway? It should be 罪深い, right? I misread it as 罪憑き.

866 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 17:08 [No]

>>865
https://japanese.stackexchange.com/questions/3120/how-does-ki-form-of-i-adjectives-work-e-g-%E6%84%9B%E3%81%97%E3%81%8D
tl;dr: it's old and modern day writers use it to sound cooler

867 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 17:14 [No]

>>833
Satellite isn't the promised land it was in the early 2010s. There's hardly anyone on it worth listening to unless you're a Howard hardcore or really really like curated music.

868 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 20:53 [No]

>>866
Ah cool, thank you.

869 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 21:31 [No]

i am doing things and i am getting things done, and that is good. there is so much to do in this world.

870 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 22:58 [No]

bubba is you and float

871 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 23:04 [No]

bubber with a hard r

872 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10032 23:22 [No]

>>865,866
SE answer is slightly incomplete. Most archaisms in modern Japanese are read aloud as written and adjective conjugations fall under that, so that part is well and good because they were talking about a song.
But occasionally, words are written in historical spelling for the same effect but are read aloud with modern pronunciation because it's also historical pronunciation. E.g. 思ひ出 as omoide; from about mid-Heian this ひ represented a wi sound as a conjugation of ふ u verbs, and around Kamakura wi and i merged into i.
Unfortunately, it takes a little familiarity with old text to know which is right in any given case (but only a little, は/わ-row fuckery + the au → ou shift covers most of what I've seen). Fortunately, the exceptions are rarer in modern artistic expression than the "just read it as is" cases.

873 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 02:21 [No]

penetrate anus

874 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 09:31 [No]

>>873
bend over ;)

875 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 11:11 [No]

touch me

876 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 13:06 [No]

Is it just me or do nurses always have phone sex voice?

877 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 15:56 [No]

>>876 I once had to record some placeholder voiceover audio for a nurse character, but it kept coming out as a sexy nurse no matter how hard I tried

878 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 18:21 [No]

>>872
This sounds like the explanation of why English spelling doesn't correspond to pronunciation, but did correspond to earlier pronunciations (eg "name" being pronounced "nah - meh")

879 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:08 [No]

As we all know, in order to not be a tourist on this site you have to have stopped watching anime or having any kind of personal life progression in 2007. This is a site for reposting the same 22 year old poorly translated copypasta for all eternity and not a site for actually discussing and posting things.

Why do I feel like the vehement anti-zoomer guy is a relatively new arrival himself, like one of those Americans who have existential crises because they went to Paris and found out that rather than some pristine ancient city of culture and legend it was just a normal fucking city where normal people live(and a far from "pristine" one at that).

880 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:20 [No]

the non-concatenated quotes (assuming that's him in the requests thread) do kinda give it away

881 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:28 [No]

the anti-zoomer guy is imitated by at least two of us. its funny how much it triggers people because it's fucking funny and I'm pretty sure the other guy is also being imitated.

882 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:40 [No]

>>881
all the people getting triggered are also just imitating others

883 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:50 [No]

i want a wordfilter that changes any word matching "consonant - wovel - different consonant twice - different vowel" to "niggy"

884 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:52 [No]

At least bubba is safe

885 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:52 [No]

and two/too to to

886 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 19:55 [No]

historically to and too were the same words, they added the extra o for disambiguation, only later did the number two change its pronunciation and make it confusing for everybody. Same thing with adding the w in whole and hole, they both come from the old English word hal.

887 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 20:26 [No]

/img/ just dove straight into the usual trash.

888 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 20:29 [No]

>>887
It is a shame. There were some cool threads early on, like the Kowloon one.

889 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 20:45 [No]

>>881
If by "other guy" you mean the one posting emojis/bumping threads/etc then yes there are multiples of those too.

890 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 20:51 [No]

Who's jewing whom over here?

891 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 20:54 [No]

>>887
>>888
I blame the /jp/ blamers.

892 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 21:27 [No]

Years ago when images was first introduced I had some retarded political argument on there and whoever it was that argued with me in good faith instead of just saying "we don't do that here" actually changed my mind on the topic. I think about it every now and then. I know serious and contentious conversations go against the spirit of the board but I did appreciate having a genuine conversation in a surprising forum even if it annoyed everybody else.

893 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 21:39 [No]

>>887,888 advice as old as time: make good posts instead of complaining about bad posts

894 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 22:05 [No]

>>886
Hole is from OE hol, whole is from OE hāl (ancestor of modern "hale" and "hail" as well; cousin to "health" and "holy"). wh spelling reflects what was once a dialectal pronunciation.
So does "height", by the way (unlike length, width, depth, breadth).

895 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 22:29 [No]

Scandinavian drillcore label, Northern Rehtron

896 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 22:34 [No]

>>894
Ah, you're right, I had mixed up hol with the other remnants of hal (heal, hail, holy, etc) which lack the w, and made the assumption that hole was from the same root. However, the wh disambiguation is commonly accepted, it is not likely that any dialect pronounced it with the /hw/ sound in older pronunciations of "what" and "wheat" and so on, this doesn't survive in other instances of /h/ initial words and other dialects wrote it as hole even after the w was adopted.

With regards to height, do you mean the vowel shift in writing only or the irregular -t in place of -th? I can think of some other words which descend from a historical -th, such as theft. The vowel shift is unusual, I think the e was added as an analogy to other -th words which had historical umlauts.

897 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 22:43 [No]

>>879

>like one of those Americans who have existential crises because they went to Paris and found out that rather than some pristine ancient city of culture and legend it was just a normal fucking city where normal people live(and a far from "pristine" one at that).

When I went to England, I had Paris Syndrom about London, not because of that but because of how dirty and trashy it and some of the people were.
Bournemouth and Manchester were cool though.

898 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 22:47 [No]

>>897
that's not paris syndrome, that's a perfectly normal reaction to seeing engl*nd up close

899 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 22:47 [No]

i didn't do any work today. i was too dizzy for some reason, but that would look like a shoddy excuse so i pretended to work instead

900 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 23:14 [No]

absolutely addicted to the kill me baby outro song today

901 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 23:22 [No]

I dont know why but I really like yasuna

902 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 23:23 [No]

saggy scrotum

903 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 23:24 [No]

>>901
i know why, it's because she's cute

vc: spa lotion

904 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10033 23:45 [No]

Nintendo has an EA/Activision style racket going on of making the same games over and over but doesnt get nearly as much hate

905 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 00:11 [No]

>>896 the pronunciation it supposedly represents is "wole", rather. And in those days there were people writing "woſe" for "whose", for example, as if they didn't really get what the wh's everyone else was using are for. However, it's true that the supporting evidence is iffy. Most instances of "wole" on Google Books from that time (that definitely mean "whole" and not "would") are apparent typos, which kinda makes it poor evidence of being the typesetter's opinion on Orthographie. There were "hole" holdouts well into the 17th c.
I mean irregular -t; there are definitely people around today who still say "heighth" and aren't being hypercorrective. As for the vowel, OE/ME writers apparently had no goddamn idea so neither do I.

906 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 00:54 [No]

>>850
What always bothered me is that there is someone making money from drawing interracial cuckolding comics of archie of all things

907 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 00:59 [No]

>>906
black penis

908 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 01:18 [No]

>>907
futa cracky penis

909 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 01:21 [No]

>>908
futa cracker penis

910 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 01:51 [No]

No touching Daddy's nonos without permission.

911 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 02:00 [No]

>>907
It doesnt bother me that interracial cuckolding exists. Its a fetish and everyone knows about John Persons. Its that theres an audience for Archie cuckolding that pay handsomely for it.

912 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10034 04:22 [No]

"Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert

913 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 09:39 [No]

That Luke Correia guy does my tits in

914 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 11:09 [No]

buddher is our word, but you can say buddha

915 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 13:26 [No]

denpa is the thinking man's lolicore

916 Name: vc: expepe : 1993-09-10034 14:17 [No]

After 8.2 years on dqn I made my first post on the imageboard. Might make another on September 13034

917 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 15:11 [No]

i remember when i was at college, i saw a girl at the library showing her friend kill me baby, and she was laughing her ass off while her friend looked bored to tears, but was respectfully dissimulating. i love friendhsip

918 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 15:53 [No]

Link received the MASTER BAIT

919 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 16:08 [No]

denpa = clonepa = crapass

920 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 16:23 [No]

( 電ω電) Hello everyone! My name is Denpa.

921 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 17:13 [No]

>>913
As long you're not laughing at Brendon Schaub you're good

922 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 17:52 [No]

>>905
Interesting, so is the pronunciation with w for h then a hypercorrection?

923 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 18:04 [No]

https://4-ch.net/img/src/1613731767261.png
who's the semen demon on the left?

924 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 18:49 [No]

>>923
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1263943809/2,5

925 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 20:33 [No]

Just wrote an essay about how Garfield is really a psychological thriller, fuck you English class!

926 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 22:27 [No]

I keep getting recommended those dumbass "video essays" about why the new pokemon games are bad. Its not like anyone at Game Freak will actually care and change their ways despite making cash hand over fist just because some gaijin youtuber said so.

927 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 22:43 [No]

You ever notice that Boris Johnson kinda looks like Gary Busey

928 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10034 22:44 [No]

>>927
He does

929 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 00:54 [No]

>>917 That was me Laughing My Ass Off

930 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 01:59 [No]

Its sad that there are people who believe in the simpsons "predictions"

931 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 03:22 [No]

its sad that there are people who believe in "the simpsons"

932 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 03:57 [No]

the totoro industrial complex

933 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 06:28 [No]

拙者はセックスでござる

934 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 09:36 [No]

🌿🔥🚬👌😤💨💨💨📲

935 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 10:53 [No]

it's sad that there are people.

936 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 12:37 [No]

nofappers be like
anti semen 'tism

937 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 13:08 [No]

twerk

938 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 14:45 [No]

be like tryna hit differenf y'all

939 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10035 18:28 [No]

Brains. Thinking. Personal.

940 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 19:29 [No]

did my laundry

941 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 22:30 [No]

レモンかけて良い？

942 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 22:36 [No]

i really wanna fuck buffstolfo

943 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 22:38 [No]

feeling a buff femboy's milky smooth blemish free skin slide over his cute toned little muscles

944 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10035 23:26 [No]

anusfuck

945 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 00:14 [No]

impending doom

946 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 00:20 [No]

>>945
almost you snack, a cacodemon

947 Name: vc: themer : 1993-09-10036 00:43 [No]

> $10.24 is your total. Insert coins, then insert cash.

I insert a quarter and a twenty.

> $9 cash $1.01 change

Who the fuck programmed this?

948 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 03:05 [No]

doom sooncoming

949 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 03:07 [No]

doom sooncumming

950 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 03:51 [No]

I have a fascination with mudskippers and I dont know why, theyre kinda gross

951 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 06:48 [No]

scrotal demolition

952 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 11:03 [No]

my name is blurry mcblurryface and I don't care what you think

953 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 12:12 [No]

is it working now?

954 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 14:04 [No]

My only friend just committed suicide last night

955 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 22:42 [No]

I left the TV on after wrestling and discovered a political talk show centered around basketball, I think? "A new storytelling franchise created to provide a thought-provoking forum for content on topics occurring on and off the court of play."
Its bizarre to see a show talking about police reform and basketball in the same breath, theres are really obvious jokes to make here about blacks, but this really showed me that norms really overvalue athletes.

956 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 22:45 [No]

>>954
sorry for your loss... i hope you are doing alright, and that your friend is in a better place

957 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 22:47 [No]

>>954
I'm so sorry, that's really fucked up.

958 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10036 23:15 [No]

>>954
wow

959 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 02:19 [No]

>>947 probably the machine ran out of bills

>>954 that fucking sucks. take it easy

960 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 05:41 [No]

eat my dump cake

961 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 06:01 [No]

i cant wait for TES6 so i can be a redguard thief named tyr'rone and go around stealing watermelons

962 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 07:52 [No]

I wish I could fix shoddy OCR work in a PDF....

963 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 13:22 [No]

Ah fuck it's started, RIP /img/

964 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 14:59 [No]

I hate pizza!

965 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 15:04 [No]

>>963
Softa wish some internet detective would get to the bottom of this. Is it really a bot? Who runs it? Does it target all imageboards listed on public imageboard lists? Why did it take a while for it to show up on /img/?

966 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 15:06 [No]

Is it really pizza? It looks computer generated.

967 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 15:28 [No]

i do wonder if it's actually real, or just a honeypot
not that i ever intend on finding out!

968 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 15:35 [No]

>>966 partyvan incoming

969 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 15:44 [No]

I'm listening to a podcast about the internal racism inside the youtube bon appetite channel and it's so funny, I can't relate to this world in the slightest.

970 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 15:46 [No]

supposedly the reason the guy that ran the joint got removed was because he did "brownface" on his personal Instagram, but when I saw the picture, I thought he just visited a tanning booth.

971 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 16:48 [No]

I want to archive more. I need to archive more.

972 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 17:14 [No]

apparently he kept signing his emails as "CEO of bone apple tit" that's why he got fired

973 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 17:59 [No]

How the fuck am I supposed to know if it's real when you act like it isn't real? How am I supposed to follow these games? How can our eyes be real if mirrors are not?!

vc:lore

974 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10037 18:21 [No]

Bon Appetit never resonated with me. It seemed like their focus was on producing personalities rather than culinary content. I watched a few of their videos, and they were fine, but the food definitely seemed like an afterthought to the wacky personalities they were trying to cultivate

975 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 18:26 [No]

Epic Mickey

976 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 18:29 [No]

>>974
And amazingly they couldn't even do that without imploding. Maybe if they just posted recipes...

977 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 18:43 [No]

help how do i make my かs not look like shit?

978 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 19:14 [No]

What do the Kha'ak want?

979 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 19:17 [No]

probably neither realistic nor healthy, but some part of me wants to get a cute girl with mental problems pregnant

980 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 19:36 [No]

We are getting close to 1000 posts in this thread

981 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 19:46 [No]

>>969
Maybe I'm just old, but podcasts that are meant to be cinematic and tell a story rather than just be internet talk radio always come off as corny to me.

>the internal racism inside the youtube bon appetite channel and it's so funny, I can't relate to this world in the slightest.

The one that made me laugh because of that was saying that US schools are shitty because of the hidden racism of "White Parents" as if there aren't a bunch of tangible reasons why public schools suck ass.

982 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 19:48 [No]

>>980
we didn't even have to black penis

983 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 20:12 [No]

Intellectual hamsterbation

984 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 20:15 [No]

going to the store, should i bring anything?

985 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 20:29 [No]

>>977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=d_j4bvk3ZgE
The kana come from brushwork and not reeds/quills, so make confident curves, stops, turns, subtle lifts etc. and not lines with well defined thicks and thins; it is proper to think of it as a 3D motion.
If you are a beginner to good penmanship in the first place, work more on getting precise, gentle motion out of your arm and get the wrist and fingers to flow within that framework, rather than strain the fingers. Don't expect to git gud at this in a mere fortnight; you might need to start with 1 or 2 inch rule and proceed slowly with cursive drills (this is fine). But it's not a skill you are likely to lose (entirely) once learned.

986 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 21:09 [No]

>>979 I always try! They always laugh at my baby name requests and then I regret it though

987 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 22:33 [No]

fork my repo

988 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10037 22:58 [No]

hey, isn't one board enough?

989 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 00:05 [No]

Oh yeah I just remembered that the host of Reply All, the podcast that is doing the series on how Bon Appetit was a toxic and racist workplace has also come under fire for being racist and fostering a toxic workplace. Can't make this shit up.

990 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 06:47 [No]

I would happily live the rest of my life as a human chair for Tessa Blanchard.

991 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 08:50 [No]

I'm just a man whose circumcision when beyond his control

992 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 10:26 [No]

it still feels wrong having a 5-digit day

993 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 12:16 [No]

Remember a few weeks ago we were discussing whether or not all cops are bastards? Well last night I had four policemen in my house and they were all top blokes, so we can put a lid on that: not all cops are bastards

994 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 12:34 [No]

>>993
They are just lying so you reveal your deepest secrets.

995 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 12:54 [No]

what do vaccines taste like, i imagine they're really bitter?

996 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 13:01 [No]

"Table cat" is apparently a confused cat sitting at a table and two crying thots pointing meme now. Internet can be safely disintigrated now for all I care...

997 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 13:16 [No]

>>996
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998 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 13:23 [No]

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999 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10038 13:24 [No]

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　　　　　　　　　（　´∀｀) 　＜ You're welcome!
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