Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
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#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
#37 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/
#38 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610604190/
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OP didn't add a hidden message.
Geriatric OP
Last thread was one day faster than the one before it. This is probably a decent pace, any faster and it would be hard to keep up with.
I prefer "Formerly:" to "Previously:".
poopy penis
More trips to ICU
>>8 Doesn't "formerly" mean more like "used to be" than "previously"? I guess you could say something like your mother was formerly/previously known by her maiden name, but you wouldn't say "formerly on ____" when they do the recap at the start of a TV show
my only "fear" is that if 4chan ever goes down, some genius is going to figure out that this place is the oldest remaining pvp anarchy minecraft server and flood it with teenagers
I fucked up too by omitting the second comma. Fuck.
>>2,3,5,13,14
NO ONE CARES
I care <3
ever changing
Dokyuns
blep
plarp
I dont know why waking up pazt noon makes me feel like shit
why did no one tell me koko was singing the japanese goblin song
this is sick
↑↓
oh snap, it's arranged by the studio皐 guy too, lmao
Rey Penix
Orangutans are weird looking when flanged!!
hell yes, awful weather outside
Ahh, why don't we move on to the cutting of the MONITORS
>>30
It's my new PINGAS
just like me, it's crooked
so how do you like it?
(we love it!)(it's large!)
Putting spoilers in headlines is probably the douchiest thing journalists have ever done
I've been drying my balls after showering by pulling the towel back and forth between my legs.
Unfortunately, I now have friction burns between my balls and my legs on both sides of my scrotum.
accidentally inhaled blue cheese and now my nose stings
Man, these yojijukugo coiners sure liked their "thousand golds". That's approximately 600 kg or USD $33M, so I guess I can't blame 'em.
>>34 The denpa princess
I've wondered if her name should be romanised as Coco or Koko
Who's the denpa queen and denpa jester?
み〜こ? nanahira? and camellia for jester due to his constant funnyposting (although i suppose he mostly does other stuff)
somebody better versed help me out here
nanahirer is our word (ry
Coco is so cute <3 I mean kawaii
GTK broke how dead keys were supposed to work and I spent like an hour figuring out wtf was going on I love linux
use "outdated" software and updates will never break it
The biggest failure of desktop software over the past decade is that nobody has been simultaneously disgusted enough with the incompetence of GTK and the sepples of Qt to develop a general purpose alternative.
Nobody who uses GNU/Linux as a daily driver really seem to use a DE anyway, and those who do follow >>44 's advice. "Stable" or "LTS" distros exist for a reason. A lot of *nix devs seem to use Macs anyway.
Ah, all the crashes I couldn't recover my work from back in the day thanks to habitually using Gentoo to pull the rug out from under apps that didn't account for their dependencies accurately enough.
(I mean, I would've probably told upstream if I knew how, but I found it too intimidating as a teenager with crippling anxiety.)
MAMA?????? MAMA LUIGI!!!??? AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S A STONE LUIGI
holy fool --> based retard
I mean GTK breaking dead keys on my bleeding edge distro was annoying, but I'll take that a hundred times over this disgusting managed macOS environment they're making me work on.
Why do people use bleeding edge distros as their home computer
Incurable autism
Waiting. Waiting for a great big nothing.
I never really thought of the AUR, there's some stuff that's really interesting in there. I get kind of obsessed with updating when I use an OS like Arch, and a nagging anxiety I may have fucked some stuff up and it will sneak up on me later.
My biggest tech gripe is that I desperately miss the old Opera. Vivaldi just isn't the same.
>>52
Oh yeah they should use distros meant for server use instead. Retard.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H4It44mYw2I
My favorite Vivaldi opera
it's incredibly easy to be rude on the internet
almost too easy
That's “Mama Luigi Russolo” to you
abject despair
object repair
(black man tipping forehead)
can't miss out on young love if you never grow up
gaynus
fuck off with this Pocket shit already
cuntal lips
fuck off with VPN shilling too
Riddle me this bird deniers. If birds don't exist how did I have chicken for dinner?
I also ate chicken tonight.
>>71,72
I had both pizza and chicken yesterday. This is absolutely bonkers!
can't trust anyone
no one else can use affective and cognitive empathy concurrently or even knows they exist
they use one or the other and are mindlessly intimidated by people who use the other
but they don't balance both so they can't really be called human
something something free ringtone
punctual gomez
dividing driver
My nephew has a bizarre obsession with Paul Pogba to the point where he watches youtube cartoons based on him. Its weird that these things exist and get millions of views
I want children, but it kind of worries me what world them and their own children would live in
>>78
even though there's times I feel like I want to leave this world, I'm glad I was brought into it - I wouldn't sweat something like this. At this point, the only tools we have at our disposal for fixing our present situation is manpower anyway.
I could be persuaded by an adult woman who just looks very youthful.
butte fuck
Bottle fuck
it's just a magical curse bro
Gonna bulk buy cheap stethoscopes and some random knick knacks for making noises with and sell them as "ASMR Kits" for a massive markup
When should I sell my video game collection? I still play my games but I figure the desire isn't gonna last forever and I might get four figures from it. Some are CIB.
>>88
I don't expect the prices to ever fall much, but don't necessarily predict a sharp increase either. If you wait a year or ten you at least won't lose value. So it really depends when you reach the point that having the cash and space is worth more to you than the playability and sentimental value. If you're able to emulate them and are okay doing that, then it's really just the sentimental value.
Put another way...would having those four figures and free living space get you closer to something you're more passionate about?
to my surprise, that imageboard is still alive and well after all these years
Getting old must suck ass. Your body starts falling apart, your mind starts failing you, your friends and family all start dying off or going senile, people instinctively dislike you, nobody will hire you, nobody has the time to even talk to you, and thus you feel increasingly lonely and out of touch with the world as it marches on without you, unable to even take joy in the things you once loved.
One of my biggest pet peeves on the internet is people with longer/bigger signatures/avatar than their actual post
eat a penis
>>94
25 and full of health problems. I feel like I'm gonna have a stroke any day now. Hypertension kills.
>>94,96
stop eating seed oils, supplement magnesium, do strength training & cardio
I'm a big fat butt.
come to think of it
i've never defragged any of my (current set of) hard drives
Let me go already
scared to watch welcome to the NHK because my little brother watched it and told me the mc reminds him of me
>>103 I liked it and er I also could relate to the mc a bit too much
scared to watch welcome to the NHK because the mc is younger than me
on the topic of nanahira, i could have sworn i read somewhere that びっくりさせたらおこるよ！ was a cover of Happy Halloween Maria, but i haven't been able to find it anywhere
Jurassic pork
On fridey night, a textboard died in New York.
Someone threw him out of a window and when he hit the sidewalk his head was driven up into his stomach.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares but me.
here's a little message for a certain someone
no, running some dead site nobody cares about will not make you attractive to women.
pharting phag
no thoughts only dreams
I don't sleep. I only dream.
Apparently in current year, a single sentence on Twitter is "releasing a statement" (which is like the most pretentious way to describe Twitter, aside from "open forum") or if negative/shocking in a wrestling context "shoots on x". Hyping that up in headlines is worse than "articles" that are just embedded tweets.
>>118 I thought "shoots on" meant "speaks candidly on", like not in character or about stuff behind the scenes?
>>122
It's one of those inider lingo things that doesn't mean anything anymore
SMARK DIRTSHEET JOBBER SHOOTS ON INDY WORKRATE VANILLA MIDGETS OUT OF KAYFABE - WRESTLETALK NEWS
>>125 I hate those guys and all the other wrestling fan youtuber jabronis
the metric system... but base 2 and based on planck units
>>127
I'm gonna start measuring distance and speed in nautical miles, should be fun to confuse people
Fag Newtons
Suck my jolly roger
old school midi
>>103
Welcome to the NHK makes me a little bit embarrassed, partly because I read the LN which is infinitely worse than the anime and is drenched with so much teenage angst I can't imagine the author was an actual adult, and partly because yeah I guess it doesn't bring good memories.
AEW would actually be fun and refreshing if not for the constant pseud pandering
anus
futa balls
Slob a thorny knob
Squeeze on my nuts
If a surgeon can give a man a terrible vagina, could he also give a second asshole to a faggot?
>>142
When I looked at pictures of this, it wasn't as graphic as I hoped
I have been getting addicted to still lifes recently. They're really nice.
Be still my anus
Ging of the benis
Anus, trouble me no more
Real capitalism has never been attempted
There's an IME that lets you type hanzi using romanized reconstructed Middle Chinese and I both admire and fear it.
Die painfully.
old bright temple small pebble
🦍
I absolutely hate cracky now.
dicks out for the kong
bap
return to monke
organizations and politicians pretending to be american but using the phrase "full stop"
My hair is curly wavy puffy so im thinking of growing an afro like David Luiz
Punctum
Punctuate my anus
Nobody cares about your anus.
Over 400 records and I always just end up putting on Dire Straits - Communique or Blue Oyster Cult - Fire of Unknown Origin
>>52
i used to use arch, i updated like every six months, shit broke sometimes but not too often
i switched to ubuntu this time thinking im busy with work and dont have time to play with computer
this shit is way buggier than arch i hate it. im going back to arch next time lol
>>98 serious question, what is it with you people and the seed oils
also, can somebody explain this anti-inflammatory diet trend thing to me
i understand the fixation with soy because i saw a scam diet ad for transsexuals once where they were supposed to eat that and saw palmetto for the phytoestrogens, and i think i also understand that the anti-carb thing is because grains werent really a part of the human diet before 10k years ago, and also probably some ambient fixation on the usa corn syrup lobby.
but
that those are old now, i live under a rock, you guys are my only contact with this part of society, pls respond
>also, can somebody explain this anti-inflammatory diet trend thing to me
A netflix scare documemtary that people spread by word of mouth is all it is
yes eroge, yes install
maybe what i want doesn't actually exist!
I get excited when americans talk about periods, then I realise they're discussing punctuation and I think well that's cool too
This thread seems to be nonsense. I propose a different topic:
The Walking Dead Timeline...So Far | Cinematica - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QOtsFyr_JoQ
not interested in zombie TV shows, let's go back to the previous nonsense
Autogenerated youtube videos for songs have a weird like to dislike ratio compared to regular user uploads of the same thing. Is it people who don't have the video available in their territory giving out dislikes out of spite?
>>176
Most of these things are actually memes, especially soy. The seed oil thing might also be a meme but there are concerns about the excessive intake of omega-6. There are legitimate concerns over many of these things but its often overblown for comedy or more often marketing and a lot of these are just ordinary fad diets which is normal but you know how things are in the social media age.
>>184
Youtube has bizarre like and dislike ratios in general, baby videos like https://youtu.be/QLXSkaJnoJI have a bizarre dislike ratio
SNL was so funny this weekend I committed multiple acts of terrorism across Pakistan
Buying things from scalpers to get their address so you can send them anthrax in the mail
>>186
The babies who watch those videos don't know or care what likes or dislikes mean, so most of those dislikes are just babies pressing on their phone or tablet and accidentally clicking dislike, same thing with likes which is why the ratios are so much more equal than other videos.
You are a bad person.
>>185
thanks
i find that the avoid grains people have a kernel of truth to their claims, anyway (i find the historical "we didn't evolve with this in our diet" heuristic compelling, and eating more vegetables, less rice seems to make me feel better, ymmv). i'll try to take the omega-6 thing into consideration.
the soy thing, yeah, i mean, i don't think people have a good understanding of the hormones in their bodies, and trans stuff is the wedge issue du jour, plus nobody knows how to eat tofu (and it's stupid expensive except at asian markets because white people love getting ripped off for "health food")
it pleases me that the snopes people got in legal trouble for letting some extremely sketchy guy run their web sight and now they're bitching about it
karmic justice for letting the site go downhill
Tofu can be enjoyable in dishes that call for it, but how often its used as a substitute for things is overkill
I see, said the blind man
Mirgale
>>191
I have been playing Pokemon Emerald again and maybe it's just trying to be friendly to the target audience but a lot of the NPCs talk like they're out of straight shotacon doujins.
>>201
And he realized he didn't mean to pick up the saw and grabbed his sickle instead.
who's that walking around upstairs?
When I was ten, I read shotacon doujins in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
I said "Tokyo"
>>200
Perhaps it's drawing from the same cultural stereotypes as the doujins do, which come off as odd/distinctive in English but aren't necessarily particularly doujinesque in Japanese.
there are still people commenting on UF reruns
My mom caught me listening to caramelldansen when I thought she was asleep
complete mental devastation and spiritual annihilation doesn't happen until you stumble upon wojaks on futaba
Autoerotic fallacy
>>210
It really surprises me that wojak hasn't fucking died yet. Even pepe has died down.
A lot of the boards aren't that dissimilar from western ones these days anyway.
I'm not gonna pretend wojak doesn't make me laugh
He has a funny face. Come on now.
I need to pee!
I tried to few other Japanese-style forums, and still nothing beats 4-ch.
"Cursed" art is very interesting to me, I wonder if there's anything to it or if it's just very extreme reactions to the works
I will personally kill Tony if Red Velvet goes over
You're safe this time, Tony
I'm still using an embarrassing handle from when I was 11.
Getting very enthusiastic "YOU'RE SO SEXY" spam messages addressing said handle is the silver lining to my infinitely hopeless love life.
monkey splatter
werkers of the werld unite
>>222 I still get spam addressed to the fake name I used for Bebo XD
touch no penis
Does anyone have the "wide and wild" image? I thought I could find it easily and the entire google is devoid of it, as is knowyourmeme, macrochan, lurkmore, danbooru, everywhere I could think that could at least have a reference. It's really weird.
I may have it buried deep in my own archives, but they are of excessive size and disorder.
I love when the obese sassy black woman they get to host TV shows makes a racial(lly charged) joke and everyone awkwardly forces a laugh
>>230
It kind of freaks me out macrochan is still up, someone is still paying for it
gaynus
>>233
I'd guess it's probably someone's random side project they tacked onto their main hosting. I have a few of those, the only real cost for each one is the domain renewal fee since I have unlimited space/bandwidth with my current host. I forget about them most of the time, but there they stand in defiance (for now) of the ultimate ephemerality of the Internet.
can't wait til everyone who took the vaccine dies of gene edited prion disease and the only people left on the planet are the jewish elites and anti-vaxx right wing schizos & third worlders. catch me on horseback in the ruins of los angeles looking for a latina war bride to kidnap and take back to my yurt to tend to my goats.
billy gibson coined the phrase cyberspace - cuck
richard dawkins coined the word meme - boring
hunter s thompson coined the word adrenochrome - what a king
>>238
Richard Dawkins has decent biology writings but is mostly known for his redditor atheism stuff
You can't build your whole life around borage
>>238 No he didn't, Aldous Huxley talks about adrenochrome in The Doors Of Perception
I dont think I have ever met anyone that watches the youtube trending tab.
mfw the only place i can find an accurate listing of kanken yojijukugo is some autist's personal site with his yume nikki fanart and not the official dictionary i just bought
paid \2800 for the privilege of a correct google query lol
I tell you what, I've really taken to shitting on milk since you guys were banging on about it, I can never finish a whole bottle of milk so now I always pour the rest into the toilet to shit on. it's an odd, unique sense of refreshment. Thank you
I feel like transitioning is sometimes just a fad for people, which makes life harder for people with real gender dysphoria
Alright everybody, WHOOO'S REEEAAAADY TO GRUUUUMBLE?
pizzer is our word but you can say pizza
going to bed early so I dont have to pill an elderly dog
cant wait to be an 86 year old shitting my pants & posting on dqn in the denpa retirement home
assoholic
ill fucking rape you in the mouth. praise be to allah.
crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch
A girlfriend is like a sister that lets you touch her boobs
NEW UNEXPLAINED DISCOVERIES COMING FROM URANUS
>>265
I assumed you were trans already because of the way you type
I was called a tranny yesterday. I think I now have an idea what Nikolai Yezhov must have felt like during the last moments of his life.
probably not that much healthier than girlfriend fantasies, but most of my parasocial relationship fantasies are now about driving people around in my car and forcing them to listen to loud music
>>270 spinning donuts in a parking lot while listening to old time rock & roll
>>268 i get that a lot online but to be fair i'm openly mlm with a female anime avatar and use words like "boysmell"
>i'm openly mlm
Jeez, people must get annoyed with you constantly peddling herbalife and lulemon
>>276
Jews will never stop being the scapegoat for almost every group until they stop existing
>>277 maybe if they stopped wrecking and subverting every nation that hosts them?
>>277
maybe they shouldn't have coined the word 'scapegoat' if they didn't want to collectively be one
>>278
Jews might do that but at least they dont ask questions smugly like this
>>282 is right, I've done enough marathoning of Seinfeld to recognize an irony-poisoned self-deprecating jew when I see one.
Niggers
It turns out there still isn't a reasonable way to make vertical Japanese text wrap like a book or magazine using semantic HTML and CSS, this future sucks.
Black people funny
Beady eyes funny
( ・ω・) He really isn't!
I love how hard the pussies of gymnasts are and how thick their thighs get
every millennial male is an incel and every woman is a femcel. much like the spread of capital, 1% of people are having 99% of the sex and the rest get nothing.
Legbeard is funnier than femcel
>>293
Femcels are first worlders and incels are third worlders.
>>293
I like how millenials are either innocent victims or unpleasable hordes of angry incels depending on who's talking
I've been thinking about it and I think I'm slightly envious of zoomers. Not only do they have all the content made up to this point available to them on a silver platter, it's much easier for them to find communities with likeminded individuals on twitter or discord. As a developing millennial your options were either joining the normalfag hivemind on social media and the like or the schizo hivemind on imageboards and the like. This seems like an explanation as to why millennials are so extreme in their appearance. Zoomers in comparison have more variety to pick from and as such are better developed, more talented, more creative, more energetic. Less restrained hence smarter, with a wider reference pool hence prettier. It must be nice being born after 2000.
what the fuck are you high on? have you met any zoomers in real life?
>>297
all the content in the world doesn't matter when you don't know it exists, or where to find it
i also highly doubt the communities you find on twitter/discord/etc are honestly an improvement over the "schizo hivemind"; based on what little I get wind of it seems pretty horrible as well
Dont let generational shitposting distract you from the fact if Hull bottle their promotion you're not eating tonight
If being a cuck is what it takes to be a part of this, then I refuse! I will not let myself fall that far, and I will not falter just to be in a relationship with some loose bitch!
Moot is a
vc: jaw
>>302
Going that way is only necessary if you can't see the true path... Not that I can help you, because I can't see it either.
making both of my legs fall asleep at the same time
anus fuck
boner
Generations are a marketing sham.
>>307
It'd be nice if someone fucked my anus. But gently, and lovingly.
anus romance
Deeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyy
Thus did the lord unto his people say
Smoke, smoke, smoke - smoke weed everyday
autist bf
bpd gf
what more do you need
watching hard boiled wishing it was 1992 and i was in hong kong
why do so many hashtags have spelling errors in them
i mean, i guess i know it's because the people who use them are the same kind of people who can't spell but geez man still
Losers
Under
Latrines
Zealously
>>315
Watch Rebels of the Neon God and you'll wish you were in 1992 Taiwan
About to bid snipe the fuck out of somebody on ebay
It kind of weirds me out young kids junior high-ish year 9 are really into gore videos
The fucker bid sniped ME. He raised fucking $80 within 20 seconds of my bid.
>>297
Based on what I've seen, zoomer communities aren't really any better. At best they're just boring, at worst they're even more insanely hiveminded.
I find it very cringe that cringe and based have entered mainstream internet parlance
The one thing I would actually like to get over, is imagining an entire future with every girl who so much as looks in my general direction. Even when I'm consciously trying to prevent it, it still keeps happening. Any suggestions for ways to combat it?
"恋して男の娘" by ちぃむｄｍｐ is sung by a girl who's pretending to be a boy who's pretending to be a girl
could it possibly be? the legendary reverse-reverse-trap?
The anger over the supposed European Super League is silly to me, these are businesses that people feel entitled to because of the sentimentality wrapped up in football, which I don't get for sports in general but that's a different issue. Your favorite business does not care about you, even though you dress up in gear and decorate your house with their logo. You cheer for clothes.
These massive businesses are on the brink of bankruptcy, who can blame them for trying to save them.
Desperately disappointed you're not shitting on milk tonight
Digits!
DRAM is transgender now?
I♡ア二キ
I should've cut off my balls before puberty so I'd live a bit longer.
scrodumb
Thanks for your support, deadly_anal!
People are such babies about "mental health awareness" but then can't recognize mentally ill people when they see them.
what's moot doing at google anyway
>>340
I remember someone saying of breast cancer awareness drives "so are you raising money, or just awareness? because I'm pretty sure everyone is already aware of breast cancer".
The Biden administration just announced an $18.3b project to clone George Floyd
Just got caught trying to piss outside
we do a little seeding & feeding
deleted my jungle library. thank g-d i still have 1980s industrial ambient tape rips safe from obnoxious twitter weebs
>>348
I like how there is (at least some) disdain for Twitter in almost every subculture now. It reminds me of how people used to react to /b/ and similar stuff back in the day.
Portable Travel Gomez
>>349
Which is weird because twitter is so big, there's several circles that are pretty similar if not identical to 4chan types. At least when someone mentions facebook you know they're talking about dumb boomers.
scrotal sack
>>352
The shittiness of imageboards meeting the shittiness of social media is precisely the thing to hate about twitter.
>>344
I thought this was real for a second and im sad its not.
imagine getting owned and femdommed by a candy-based divine punishment that's suitably ironic to the sin you committed and then a bunch of little orange dudes come out and start doing a perfectly choreographed song and dance about what an asshole you are
"nanahira eyes"
yeah i've read that oglaf strip too
plug farthole
teenagers on twitter have once again "discovered" the completely unhidden and out in the open fact that kyaru pamyu pamyu is a huge shotacon
feigning interest damn thats crazy dude
Nintendo 64 + 300 get
I think India is oversold for violence, depravity and insane shit because of some shocking videos, and most of the country is boring and unremarkable but Tamils are kind of scary
Tamil script looks extremely cool.
Consider the following: Astolfo.
Thanks for coming to my talk. God bless you.
>>349
every subculture feels disdain for twitter because twitter has absorbed every subculture within itself, not that everyone is on twitter, mind you, but everyone is more or less aware of what's happening on twitter. it's pretty impressive how influential it is for a website that hasn't substantially grown for almost a decade.
Now discord is finishing what twitter started. I swear almost every big thread on 4chan or alternative imageboard has a discord "server" these days.
Discord is if IRC had one server ran by furries
Kinda funny that people only focus on the furry part of the furry/weeaboo hatewagon that SA started thanks to moot making 4chan a few years later.
>>372
Mostly because it is very outdated and nobody really cares anymore.
The ire towards weeaboo is more towards Twitter teenager ironic weeb these days because a certain Youtuber beat the traditional caricature into the ground when it was already in it's twilight days.
Furries are honestly dying as a subculture due to age, and stay in their own hives.
I'm calling out from Scatland. I'm calling out from Scatman's World.
donkey dookie
Jericho looks like he's been crying
You would think the WNBA is a NAACP type advocacy organization from the commercials on TV rather than a sports league.
rancid sperm
wearing glasses made me extremely cognizant from a young age of the fact that one of my ears is like a quarter centimeter lower than the other one
Honestly can't make heads or tails of the Brahmic scripts.
कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन
मा कर्मफलहेतुर्भूर्मा ते सङ्गोऽस्त्वकर्मणि
Earth is Wikipedia's featured article today. What does it mean?
dear god, can i please have
ugly wife
neolib globalists will call you "deranged" for believing in god while believing in literally made up shit like transgender toddlers and "ukraine"
shinji hosoe, also know as sampling masters nigga
big up namco crew
what's your favorite shinji hosoe fact? here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzzy6hPacT8
scarded
Was that the longest time anyone ever spent drafting an email that said "Yeah, thanks, I don't have any questions right now."? Perhaps.
>>386
People argue wholeheartedly with all their being about things that would have been shitposts/bait only like ten years ago. It honestly isn't worth talking about or caring about these things anymore.
>>392
I've taken full days to respond with innocuous shit like that
My anus bleeds easily
where has all the gay magic [fagic] gone?
i'm joining a cult, which would you recommend
eat my seed (oils)
Other films catered to Japanese audiences exotic desires for Taiwan as a place of adventure and danger such as Conquering Taiwan's Native Rebels (1910) and Heroes of the Taiwan Extermination Squad (1910).[4]
jeeeeez man that's a bit much
pasta pasta pepperoncino
Websites for Italian football clubs always make them sound so luxurious and posh. Great marketing.
drink your corn syrup
watch the greta thurnberg documentary or else
日サロに行って肌を焼く
>>405 bonn tit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmFV_r4k-q4
hi, i'm greta thornberry
chonkercopter
fuck a monkey
here's a code block
Cute girl posting in the wrong thread.
faggots in gravy
maybe i should get into crossplay
>>417
Crossplay was an early 2010s fad. Nobody but minecraft casuals care anymore
thought reddit couldn't get any worse but it keeps getting conde nastier and people are just lapping it up like they have been for years
>>420
I seriously doubt there were many crossplay games pre PS3 Vita.
Braised and fricasseepilled
Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you'll be tanasinn.
Worse part of the whole COVID19 thing is referring to vaccinations as "jabs"
It must being a real rapper/musician signed to a major label and getting destroyed in views and relevance by a minecraft youtuber
Just found out Sedevacantism is a real religious belief and not a meme
This is the first time I've ever fully listened to caramelldansen and I gotta say I missed out
This is the first time I've ever fully listened to caramelldansen and I gotta say I missed out
>>436 I guess it's a regional thing. We call them jags, I got my meningitis jag at school. I think “shots” is American
>>438
Still, "jabs" stinks of journalists looking for a synonym.
I don't feel comfortable calling these "made from scratch" until I've grown my own corn and mined my own limestone to process into slaked lime.
I can't let any journalists in until they take a shower
Lose CONTROL
paste and gluepilled
aobased and nenepilled
Fuck Editors
All My Hmoies Hate Editors
god said one man, one keyboard, one txt file in notepad
or twenty keyboards
i'm gonna make danzai noodles (aka ta-a noodles) tonight you fuckers
oh yeah
horned up for danzai noodles
hahaha oh wow
It's my old nemesis, Pissjugs Avocado. He's a straight cunt, best dodge his ass.
i fucking hate fast food
continues stopping at fast food places and eating it
"Scrappy-Doo fucked your mom" said the man, and then he laughed. He laughed and laughed.
the third fucking Google recruiter
(history: failed the on-site first time, failed the phone screen second time)
what should I say this time?
I am going to end this fucking mouse
>>456
You must have an extraordinary skill if you can still be sought by a company despite failing twice.
Some day, the pain will end.
denper is our word...
PURGE MY SKIN OF IMPURITIES, PURGE, PURGE!
i hate social media and should probably cure myself of it soon enough
the advantage of this place is that it's not just slow enough that i can get by with checking it once a day, but also boring enough to not distract me
>>462
ferritinemia is also a word. ferritinemia n. The presence of ferritin (any of a family of iron-carrying globular protein complexes consisting of 24 protein subunits) in the blood. ferritinemia is sorta like iron presence in blood or high iron presence in blood. ferrousemia, ferricemia, ferrous oxide, ferric oxide.
If I am trying to get out of a situation I guess I could say that I have kalemia (potassium, K, kalium presence in blood) or natremia (sodium, Na, natrium presence in blood). It is normal to have sodium or potassium in the blood I think; it is only a problem when it is in too high of a level (hyper-) or to low (hypo-). hypokalemia, hyperkalemia, hyponatremia, and hypernatremia can be a problem. My mom watched some chubbyemu YouTube videos. But now, like months after that happened she remembers the Asian guy's name as "Fuzzy Emu". Or, she said it could be that or she is pretty sure that it is that.
This Guy Thinks he's a Time Traveller...
https://web.archive.org/web/20200108130927/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS5h9nvKZ50
>>465
Everyone says they hate social media but cant stop using it. Sounds like a drug.
>>467
One thing I love about social media is people sharing YouTube links and the title of that video on Twitter. If it is a sorta obscure video that dies I can search up the YouTube URL on twitter.com to sometimes find the title/metadata. The problem is that people don't share enough YouTube video data on Twitter as I know of multiple dead vids where I don't know their titles/dates.
Elisocray Videos are Legit AWFUL!
https://web.archive.org/web/20191220162055/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGIFuRBOwe0&gl=US&hl=en
Where do I go to get the Fast Cash I was promised?
>>468
dude are you using some "share" button on mobile, or are you manually adding in the title
>>470
I'm using mobile and manually adding in the title, but I wonder if this tablet has a share button which will auto-add the title with the link. Also if it did it might grab the HTML title tag which would be "People Actually Think this is Real - YouTube" and not:
People Actually Think this is Real
https://web.archive.org/web/20191220162454/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwHeIRZ8x4&gl=US&hl=en
anus FAQ
faqq my anus
few know this but "orca" is an autonym, derived from the language of whales.
>>472
Elaborate.
>>478
My mother and father quit smoking (cigarettes). I wonder if there is any negative effects on one's health from consuming pure nicotine via patches on the skin. Maybe patches don't feel good as smoking to get nicotine. In that case one could ingest or inject nicotine into their body, which I guess would feel as good or better.
Spending the Night at my Girlfriend's (Fake Challenges)
https://web.archive.org/web/20191220162003/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxBTk3scoM&gl=US&hl=en
when u become a trans girl u must choose 1 of 3 possible personalities:
-schizotypal airhead who believes in magic
-racist bisexual gamer girl
-BLM tumblr troon
mehmed, my son, u are daughter now and u must choose:
How Views On Black Lives Matter Have Changed — And Why That Makes Police Reform So Hard
>>480
To be fair, most cis women are like this as well but replace tumblr with twitter
>Maybe patches don't feel good as smoking to get nicotine. In that case one could ingest or inject nicotine into their body, which I guess would feel as good or better.
A lot of people find smoking itself to be an enjoyable activity, which is why nicotine-less vaping is relatively popular.
I have a feeling the BLM shitposting is gonna lead into a political argument that will go on for longer than necessary and eventually spill into /req/
I'm surprised that /current/ isn't more active, considering that it's a combination of /news/, /politics/, /debate/, and /science/.
/livepluto/
>>488
A current events board on 4-ch is a bizarre catch-22. People arent gonna use it because it quickly becomes outdated but its outdated because nobody uses it
If I remember correctly, it's a known concept in transit, where reducing service does not lead to an increase in ridership for the buses/trains remaining.
you post AA of mona with a ushanka from the great stalin AA archive on BaI and now kids are spamming it on every damn textboard
No - too bad - but you haven't any 'IT'!
>>463
Maybe I should. tbh I just take them to polish interview skills, it'd be cool if I could land a job at facebook, but it's not a dream job or anything. My dream job is not working ever.
>Hi, I got the email and the three voicemails you left me asking for an update on this very urgent situation. I can tell you that there is, in fact, new information, so please call me at your earliest convenience so that I can tell it to you. Thanks!
(The next call went to voicemail as well.)
>>495
Like most abuse of "free-to-me" resources, scattershot recruiting stops when it starts costing money.
>>499
To be fair, nobody shits on a group like a member of it.
The most important and powerful post, until the next one
Maybe there's a timeline where Peter Molyneux delivered on literally all his wildest claims and world peace comes about due to the release of Populous Online 3
I thought the NPC meme was funny when it was posted here until I found it was just another fucking Wojak variant
who writes all these recipes with like, one clove of garlic
is this some kind of conspiracy? do cooks hate garlic? why do they put it in their recipes at all then?
i always just change it to either a half head or a full head of garlic
oh no, i forgot to commemorate the palindrome day
at least i can commemorate this post number
>>504
A lot of recipes you see for classic dishes are rehashes of popular published 20th century recipes. The reason I mentioned this is that people were supposedly more sensitive to the flavor and aroma of garlic back then because it wasn't common in Anglo and Northern European cuisine. If you go even further back there you'll see some recipes where an extremely small amount of garlic is used. As little as rubbing some sliced garlic on the pan before cooking. You'll see this carry over a bit in recipes for things that were big mid-20th century fads like fondue. Hot peppers are kind of going through the garlic progression from the growing popularity of Mexican and Indian food.
there's movies that have a wikipedia page called "movie name (movie)"
and then there's films that have a wikipedia page called "film name (film)"
and usually there's a redirect from one to the other
if the type of film has a page called "film name (film)" and no redirect, that's how you know it's for europeans
elle (2016) is one such film. it's about rape! europeans sure are classy
>>507
Euros tend to be into rather graphic things for film. I mean italians pretty much invented slasher movies.
To be fair though, the classy pretentious stereotype is mostly restricted to northern Europe + the UK and even then its fading in the latter's case
/dame/ is dying and I wonder if because the userbase is literally killing themselves
"Ah yes" is the new "imagine" in that you can disregard anything they say
I take it he was agreeable?
I'm not special.
I wish artists would stop drawing seibah as cow titted lancer. I miss plucky teen artoria
i'm not trans but i do kind of wish i was a girl so that my shotacon would be a bit more socially acceptable
wait shit is that HSTS
>>514
If anything it would be more socially acceptable if you were just gay
It feels like almost everything on /personal/ is just bait but most people aren't falling for it. It's weird.
Rangers is our word but you can say Rangas
The corrupt legacy of scottish football and the fact that that corruption didn't lead to the quality of play being higher (it being so low that people compare it to the bastard MLS) is the most depressing thing to me.
Heck in a ceck
I wonder how different my life would be if Rangers had won 10-in-a-row in the 90s
Someone referred to the Old Firm as the Bigot Brothers when they considering joining the EFL recently. I liked that.
I wish I could find the picture of that note where someone rants about their parking being hemmed in by an "oversized shitpig-express", Google is only finding me references to it and not the original.
Nobody uses tumblr anymore, you guys need to get your prejudices updated.
In relation now that the most vocal schizos have migrated to twitter
i just want to leave america and not be chewed in the jaws of mammon for the next 40 years why the fuck is it so hard to emigrate its like i'm living in the USSR(i am)
born too late to witness the tragedies of france and russia
born just in time to witness the circus of us of a
almost scared by how close i am to giving in to the ntr temptation
>>533
this happens to me frequently when i buy something off ebay and the seller uses fedex. one time they took it to the walgreens all the way across town instead of the one near me. i hate fedex
thesis: alt right
antithesis: schizo post left
synthesis: national socialism
no one from either side wants to admit this
white glop
vc: sheath
actually tw*tter as a whole might not be as much of a problem as the egirl and mental illness sections are
if i could find a way to stop browsing those...
>>529
It isn't hard to emigrate if you actually are employable especially in a rarer skill, I have done the whole "expat" thing and it sucks ass. Especially because the countries you aren't a complete outsider in are similar enough to not make a difference in what you're worried about.
Also, don't you have friends and family you would miss?
>>531
ntr isn't bad if it has the tag because of a panel or single line of dialogue, but I wouldn't recommend what you're thinking about getting into because a lot of it is gross cuckshit with autistic fans or just overrated work
booby trap
heh
DQN today: the tragedies of france and russia, horseshoe theory, being expats, the jaws of mammon, hating fedex
me today: why my pee foamy after I cum
Big Shitty Pee
The Young Cucks
>born too late to witness the tragedies of france
You're about to witness a French tragedy soon, getting eliminated by man city lol
A single, big, heavy sperm
monkey spunk
made a big decision to simply give up on the old laptop and absorb its hard drive, rather than trying to figure out some strategy for copying over all the data
remember twister? which pervert at hasbro made that shit, especially who advertised it as a teen party staple. that game was the most transparent excuse to cop a feel.
imma get a 4 gallon stock pot
i'm a stock person now; i'm converted
monkey chunks
Eichhörnchen
Eine kleine Eichhörnchenwaltz
programming eunuchs
Changing my desktop background to a waifu2x upscaled version of Sophia Hapgood's chest, without the medallion, that someone dug up with a hex editor.
"Bully" shit is probably the most autistic of the vanilla fetishes
Some of my towels are 30 years old :O
wow i wonder how edp445 feels about the eagles' draft pick
>man has been caught being a pedophile several times, sent a dick pic which is now on the internet, and recently nuked his account several days before the draft
My asshole hurts
Considering getting non-parental neetbux but afraid the length of time being unemployed + health record will make me permanently unemployable if I ever want to escape this lifestyle again
prolactin levels through the roof, need to stop jacking off and smoking weed for a while
repeat after me, onii-chan! "la illaha illallahu wahdahu la sharika'lahu!"
>>573
Is there anything else you can do (volunteering?) to pad out your resume? I'm nominally in some work training scheme to get mine (even though I don't really do anything), so at least I can use that as an excuse.
>>573
you can still work and get neetbux, you just have to think.
>>573
The ideal time for that was last year. I took a government funded year off and no one even bothered asking about the gap in my resume when interviewing since they assumed COVID related reasons.
HAES movement, but for fat clients
>>458
Speaking of rodents, I wonder if 0037 is still suffering from his rat-related problems to this very day...
Drop a deuce for you~
why the FUCK is Tamina on TV every week
I heard Like A Boss on a recent cookiekiss video and was reminded of how awful the Lonely Island is holy shit
I have a crapload of manga archived but aside from simply being overwhelmed by choice I don't know if the things are in a series or not. I don't know if I should label the folders or put the titles into a MangaUpdates type database, but either way it's gonna be tedious AS FUCK
List of cringe galar pokemon
-the Sobble line
-Chewtle
-Mr Rime
-the Limpidick line
-the apples
-sandaconda
-Stonjourner
-Copperajah line HOLY SHIT
-Calyrex
finally remembered to say 'rabbit rabbit rabbit'!
reisen is superior
bust a screaming nut hope i don't wake my cat up
>>592
watching straight porn with another guy is how you do it
....Huh? I'm sorry, I was thinking about how much effect increasing taxes has on currency deflation, plip.
>>520
The SPL and MLS should have a trophy/tournament. They can call it the (Inferiority) Complex Cup
Charlene Does Abilene
I used to know a French guy I was institutionalized with. I wonder if he's still alive
May 2 is Mayor Day where you wear a Mayor shirt, hug a Mayor doll, listen to the Mayor soundtrack, and play the Mayor game.
Kid Klown In Night Mayor World for the NES
I love this guy, I wish there were English subs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv-DrfsIFMA
Just dont ogle profiles. You dont have to hate women to do this what the fuck
Peacock is just not very good.
all i ever really wanted out of life is either an exhausting but high-paying job and an adorable loving daughter to spoil with the money, or to be a chaste gallant knight in charge of the safety of a princess and to die protecting her
life is a slow moribund
RIP Mogudan, I just found out about how they outlawed his waifu
wich pokieman fuk
Peter Falk rules
Thinking of playing FFXI again
Andrew Yang's tweets are sad
especially about vince
spring rains are finally here
Trying to do research on the petite mort sensation was fruitless. Most of the results describe it as passing out after orgasm or really tryhard emo 2000s myspace shit. Maybe looking on a French search engine will help.
Or maybe it's not real (or not what I am experiencing) and watching/reading fucked up porn is starting to catch up with me mentally.
This is gonna suck ass.
>>617 I thought it was just an expression which meant "orgasm" rather than a specific orgasm-related thing, but reading about it now I've made a girl do that sometimes. Spazzing out when she comes then quietly jabbering incoherently, then coming to her senses and squeezing me tight telling me how amazing I am. Could have been the drugs though!
It always freak me out when older couples looking for group sex/swining/whatever post like full face regular photos. Shit you'd find from a family member's facebook.
>>613
I always wanted to try getting farther in that than I did. It was not a forgiving game to soloists who didn't really know what the hell to do.
The real big thing stopping me is I ain't got money
It worries me that I could work with someone who argues in porn comments
Marching On Together is the best british football song
>>623
It worries me that your coworkers could work with a known member (not affiliate) of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN!
what matters in a girl isn't the size of her breasts but the size of her heart
Few girls have a naturally big ass and because of the trendiness of it a lot of girls have gross fake asses now
I think fat grafting and filler injections are the standard
oh, i could just have used autohotkey for that
it's so much easier to meet men than women as a crypto-NEET schizoid who spends 10 hours a day online, why is this
I don't want to get a job :(
>>634
Most women don't have a need for anonymous interactions. The ones that do probably go to crystal cafe, where boys aren't allowed to post
i've fugged 2 boys that i met online not even through "dating sites" but i have never had a gf
I bought a switch because the new VGC meta looks fun
Crystal Cafe, the neighbourhood in London?
https://4-ch.net/personal/kareha.pl/1534359182/ this might be a better place to take it
I really wish this thread didn't absorb most discussion on 4-ch. Plenty of discussions in here could make for their own threads.
Alas, I too am guilty of contributing to the problem.
It feels like long-term studies with dolphins always end up sexual
>>642
that's what the RSS feeds are for - tracking activity from all the boards.
So many things I can be doing right now like watching Columbo
>>631 Quite a lot of people, I've read a few stories of women going to unlicensed surgeons for ass implants, and dying because they used some kind of concrete, or something. I better double-check that actually
>>646
https://www.allure.com/story/cement-butt-injections-fake-doctor-jail
>Unfortunately, this one isn't fake news. Yesterday the Washington Post reported on a fake doctor who got ten years in prison for killing a woman with toxic butt injections. They're referring to the Florida case of Oneal Ron Morris, who pled no contest to manslaughter and practicing without a license. Over the course of a three-year period from 2007 to 2011, Morris injected patient Shatarka Nuby ten times with a mixture of cement, mineral oil, bathroom caulking, and Fix-a-Flat tire sealant. In 2011, the Post reports, Nuby wrote to the Florida Department of Health, stating that her buttocks had hardened and turned black. In March 2012, Nuby died; a medical examiner found the official cause of death to be respiratory failure from “massive systemic silicone migration” from injections in Nuby’s buttocks and hips.
I've lost a small bit of paper that said "what the hell" >:(
I heard a yukkuri TTS in a song WHAT THE FUCK
>>648
I remember an English lady died from fat grafting too. The sad part is that her husband said she was fine
>>617
try looking into it with the less romantic name of refractory period
loli artists on twitter be like jews in pre-ww2 third reich
>>646,648
Yeah but I'm poor, I don't interact with girls rich enough to get ass implants
>>655
If anything the scientific explanation of refractory period is the opposite because of the release of oxytocin
Gonna come out as full fat TERF
>>636
speaking of, are there any cute boys east of the atlantic that would be up for some fun once things start opening up again?
Lol psg
having a cat vs having a dog is like having a roommate vs having a toddler
Cats are little shits that piss on CD players but dogs have got your back
dogs arent needy unless they are puppies
having a cat is like having a neet roommate
having a dog is like having a drunkard roommate
Having a snake is like... hmmm. I dont know of many things that low maintence
I refuse to eat most marine fish after learning about ciguatera.
>>668
I mean for most people it's just 4 days of nonstop nausea and diarrhea, same risk you take by eating taco bell
Damn Columbo you're so good at solving crimes
fellas i've gotta stop smoking weed
it's nice to venture out into the real world and find reassurance that i'm not as much of a weirdo freak as i fear
but then i go back online again, and immediately get bombarded with blackpills
>>673
Marine means from the sea, right? So, freshwater fish, I guess.
I only eat brackish fish
if your internet experience consist on immediately getting bombarded with blackpills, i recommend browsing kinder more gentle websites
I wish there was a way to stop TCM. The way they frivolously destroy endangered megafauna for a very small part of them is both kind of amusing and very sad
but on the other hand I am curious if the anthropocene will acually last long enough to create new species or if we'll be looked upon like dinosaurs if another sentient species comes along
i think i found your twitter
Oh, scary.
Having made the epic decision that there's no point in being jaded about missing out on young love if i'm still young enough to get in on it, unfortunately all the feelings that i've been bottling up over the years are coming rushing back.
...help?
Just did DIY washing machine repair. I feel like a grown ass man
i like it when it rains, it obscures the mountains and makes this place look a lot more open than it really is
when it rains it purrs
I dont get Jay White
I got china white, mother of pearl, ivory flake, what you need?
my bird chewed through my record player's power chord.
buenos días mandy
>>681
are they all coming back in like a dark night of the soul filled with regret, or did you fall in love with someone and suddenly you can't handle it because you lack experience?
>>690
A lot of it is men pretending to be women. I think lolcow farm is mostly girls though
I remember Crystal Cafe and Krautchan used to raid each other in the latter's twilight days. I dont know if it was /r/incel transplants that were popping up back then or legitimate KCers. They could have had serious discussions.
Funny how the weirdoes from opposing, often extremist positions tend to interact the most.
Bought a record because of its cover and it's a decent spacey hip hoppy downtempo double LP. I looked it up and it's the soundtrack to some clicker game. Way more effort went into this soundtrack than the game itself.
me llamo bill gates, me gusta bebir la mierda
imagine letting your 10 billion dollar experimental bomber jet get shot down by some 41 year old serb villager with a slav haircut who's half blind from methanol poisoning after drinking moonshine made out of shoe polish and potato peels
smogonites always type with an annoying cadence. I dont know what it is
アッラーの他に神はなし、モハンマドが神の使者であることをわたくしは証言する。
went snorkeling but it was too muddy and murky. have to go out farther next time... or maybe go herping instead
I really, really hate sobble
>>689
mostly repressed feelings of ``want gf'' returning stronger than ever (also i think i was having a fever, so my brain was running a bit haywire)
>>637
Sword is better than the Alola games so far. Its not as closed off and handhold-y. I dig the wild area the most so far but that means Game Freak will remove it and put a slightly worse but similar feature next generation.
The biggest thing story mode in pokemon needs is an actual douchebag rival like Blue or Silver that you feel good about destroying instead of a friend you just feel guilty about dream-crushing like Hao. I still am surprised they didnt have him turn evil in USUM.
I'll let it slide this time kid
i want usubeni sakurako to lock me in chastity and sit on my face
>>691,2
i tihnk it has potential, most of the posts on /img/, /media/, and /hb/ read as women to me, or men who are at least not trolling, too bad i am not too interested in those topics. i hope the admin'll just ban GC/trans beef like she apparently has several other topics.
i'm gonna go back to living under my rock now. life is good
OP didn't add a hidden message.
the other day i saw actual scientists with weight to their opinions on twitter seriously deliberate the possibility that covid-19 comes from a lab and i concluded that an armed conflict with china is basically inevitable at this point.
i have concluded that >>>709 committing suicide is basically inevitable at this point.
This is weird but I have never had the urge to travel like most people
>>710
non-ironically i'm killing myself at 60, why would i want to be old
tomorrow will be the day of trips
can we get to 777 on 10111?
>>716
What's the point of killing yourself at 60, you already made it that far.
How's Columbo going to solve this one...
It's time to give up, you know?
ass
ass
ass
do you like
my ass?
My digits may not count but at least my date has trips.
the anus beckons
Isn't "just be yourself" kind of like "you should be able to solve this"? Technically correct but utterly unactionable advice that is ignored at best or induces self-doubt at worst.
bare feet
>>729
Just be yourself is a roundabout way of saying relax and feel comfortable
>>729
It's a mixed bag.
In some respects, people who say this often get along fine just being themselves in a way that doesn't work for the advisee.
In other respects, it isn't good to act like someone you aren't usually just to impress, say, a date. Because best case it's detectably false and you'll be asked to fuck of, worst case it's false advertising and that's not a good foundation for your personal relationships.
bea's feet
bee's feat
be yourself, unless you're a fundamentally awful human being, in which case you should be me, a superior human being.
Melancholie Durangle
>>738
man, zun's really letting himself go with these new 2hu names
do you ever wonder how many of the people you anonymously interact with online are actually w*men?
not really
woah hey it's 10111
Playing the sims instead of doing my real life responsibilities
so are we going for 777? might actually be reachable
>>740
actually I wonder how many things I read are bots and AI
>>746,747
these two things and also walking into a store and wondering 'if corona particles glowed in the dark and you turned the light off, what would this place look like?'
Cracky gets gangbanged everytime someone posts in a discord about her
¾ of the way there
succus is cute, I want to believe she's a girl
Quick!
Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows is really [BEYOND DQN]
In a book by philip jose farmer, Venus on the Half Shell, there's this idea that life everywhere in the universe always takes the same form: so every planet that has life has monkeys, giraffes, humans, snakes, butterflies, etc. but each planet has had a different evolutionary battle for sentience, and each planet the dominant species is different. On Earth it just happened that the apes won and humans became sentient, but on other planets, the seals won, or the tigers won, or the giraffes won, or whatever. Sometimes even the rocks and water won. It was a silly novel, pure schlock but it was fun to read. Some post above earlier made me think about it but I can't remember how it related and I'm not going to go look for it. Just gonna type my captcha in (jawwten) and hit reply
DQN vs VIP Survivor Series with Table Cat's belt on the line
Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul).It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.”
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>>752,764,765
I think you're fucking up somehow!
My cat yawn-meowed at me. Time for discipline
>>768
unfortunately, i was distracted by unsettling developments and couldn't post
im literally going insane i need a cute girl with short hair who doesnt wear makeup to sit with me on the couch and absentmindedly put her feet in my lap while i read a book and she plays on her phone and i need it RIGHT NOW
I want a hairy babe. No razors in the house.
This episode is boring.
Go for a foreskin tattoo or go home.
> tritium, a radioactive isotope of hydrogen with half-life of 12.32 years that emits very low-energy beta radiation
maybe tritium is just trying to live its short lifetime and you should be less cruel, Wikipedia
>>731,732,733,737
Thank you for your much appreciated thoughtful answers.
Za domu, my name is Bogdan.
I’m a 27 year old American Balkanboo (Serbia fan for you balija). I draw icons of saints on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Serbian games. (Hellion, Underrail, Pyroblazer)
I train with my SAM every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through F-117 stealth bombers because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my missile launcher license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Serbian fluently, both Croatian and the Bosnian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Serbian history and their kebab removal code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Serbian visa, I am moving to Belgrad to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a war criminal or a bricklayer!
I own several jeleks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Serbia, so I can fit in easier. I offer rakija to my elders and seniors and speak Serbian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
It's VIP Quality. You can still help it, and by God, you should.
>>787
To play devil's advocate a bit, "fake it 'til you make it" can actually work pretty well in some cases. Spend enough time pretending to be self-confident and you will be.
call my dick 'the tiger' cuz fascist femboys are obsessed with riding it
>>701
So far the thing that has stuck out the most to me is that someone at Game Freak has a foot fetish, some stuff lacks polish but they made sure to add the sfx of Bea's bare footsteps.
The U.S.S. Harvey Keister
is there any way to block everything from social media except japanese artist profiles?
kinda wanna go back to the world where all i had was my mp3 player and shitty cell phone. it's almost unimaginable for me to go anywhere and not have immediate internet access at this point
bruh hits blunt remember when the internet was an escape from the real world and now bruh get this hits blunt now the real world is an escape from the internet :o
>>805
I'm smoking weed and sharing my own independent thoughts on the matter but am also mocking myself by presenting them as cliche because I know they're not really original
i wonder if they would actually allow me to name my (hypothetical) boat "USS Liberty Incident"
>>801
There's nothing stopping you from doing that, you know. I still use an old mobile and iPod classic.
drinking vodka & preworkout, by the end of the night i will either be in jail or valhalla
never trust a horse.
Hurry Columbo!
>>808 Same here, I'm lost without my iPod and 9480 outside songs
I have 92,520 songs in iTunes, and about two thirds of them weren't on streaming platforms when I looked. How about you?
>>808
oh, I still use my mp3 player pretty often; it's the internet addiction part that bothers me
this is a post
post psot
mugi why
>>798
Yeah, you can use an RSS reader and subscribe to the feeds of whoever you want to follow, most large social networks either feature RSS feeds, or have an alternative website that mirrors its content and distributes it through RSS, like nitter.
>>817
I have like a tenth of the songs, but I've been slowly seeing spotify amassing a bigger and bigger catalog as their leverage against labels grows larger. This year they added This Heat, Gastr del Sol and midori. They even added a single monotrona album for no reason in particular, even though it sits at like 15 listeners. Except for stuff like mixtapes or amateur arrengements, which can't possibly be added, my entire library will eventually be in spotify.
I'm always too lazy and I never grow as a person because of that.
Hello Everyone. Nice To Meet You. I'm Listening To Midori.
Griff Garrison's goblin fiancee
masturbation is a fully legitimate hobby!
I think once you get to a certain age tedious, grindy games stop being appealing
entire higurashi series word count: ~3m
the bible, old & new testament: ~1m
the quran: ~150k
war and peace: ~590k
david copperfield: ~380k
source: duckduckgo
I learned a new word a couple of weeks ago but I've forgotten it. What's the word for when someone causes more harm when trying to help?
I tried googling it, I think a smarty-pants here knows exactly what I mean though
>>839,840 Hey sexy, the word you're looking for is iatrogenesis or iatrogenic. No need to thank me, you can just jerk me off later
Whenever I brush my teeth there is a distinct smell of semen in my bathroom.
>>838 touhou is a boomer franchise, all the teenagers are playing fgo or genshin impact or watching bnha and complaining about problematic age gaps
I just gave >>841 a handjob to say thanks. I was thinking about it in relation to PETA, Stonewall UK and StopAntiSemitism.org,
i wish i was small and cute so i could dress like a touhou, instead i'm cursed to be tall and hansome with massive rippling muscles
great song! death to israel, greetings from rwanda!
i wish i was tall and handsome with massive rippling muscles...
hm, maybe i should try touhou cosplay
tfw no dqn gf (cute boy in a reimu costume)
i did lick a cute boy's armpits while jerking him off one time but he wasnt dressed like reimu, sadly
I think I'm pretty happy with my penis size after all!
I have 10 centimeters.
>>837
Touhou has been injected to the sort of mainstream for a while and its still quieter than it was in the early 2010s. I dont think a gacha game is gonna change it.
But a gacha game goes against the spirit of touhou
Oot eee ootataah ching chang whalawhalabingbang
Visiting the Clonepa thread on my phone makes Google Chrome automatically detect it as Afrikaans and suggest translating to English ( ・ω・)
i am so tall and handsome with massive rippling muscles...
hm, maybe i should try touhou cosplay
ルイズ！ルイズ！ルイズ！ルイズぅぅうううわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん😭😭😭
Hm? Just bustin' out a couple nollies.
thinking about the following 3 things in rapid succession:
1) genghis khan considered himself an instrument of divine wrath, sent to purge the earth of "great sins" committed by the rulers of the various nations
2) japan was spared from the mongol invasion when a "divine wind" (kamikaze/shinpuu) destroyed the mongol fleet
3) at suwa-taisha jinja near mt. moriya, there's an annual festival called misakuchi where a priest prepares a knife and acts as if he is about to sacrifice a young male volunteer, before another priest enters at the last second and stops him. human/animal sacrifice is otherwise basically unheard of within shinto.
>>839
No single such word comes to mind, even though unintended consequences are a huge part of the human experience.
>>866
4) the binding of isaac (genesis 22) is said to occur at the mount of the lord "in the land of moriah"
>>873 It was indeed, it was that word in particular I was looking for rather than some general word for the concept
Crouching bozack, hidden ligma
Columbros
Anyhoo
I want a Dokyun girlfriend
>>877 You're playing silly buggers XD >>841 is the smarty-pants I was referring to in >>840 because I know we both watched the same video discussing iatrogenics, how it's a medical term but the concept can be applied elsewhere in life. This is the video we watched if you're interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBUh365Kkqg
Finland's Eurovision entry this year made me realize I never quite grew out of nu-metal.
>>881
The word's roots mean "caused by physician"; I think it's rather obscurantist in Taleb's use of it more generally.
We already have sayings like "hinder rather than help" (actually, in Japanese this can be expressed concisely as かえって邪魔 kaette jama. And the Anglosphere uses lots of not-quite-it phrases in these situations like de trop, "superfluous", "adverse").
Taleb is a nut. An amusing nut. But a nut nonetheless.
Would you fuck Rosalina? I'd fuck Rosalina.
>>884
I'd get lovingly tucked into bed by Rosalina, after she reads me a bedtime story and kisses me on the forehead. I would not fuck Rosalina.
>>883 Hmm yeah, I don't disagree. I personally try to avoid not-quite-it phrases whenever possible. I wasn't trying to remember the word to use it or anything, it just came to mind again there because within the space of a fortnight, I'd seen a vegan criticising PETA, a trans friend criticising a trans charity and that tweet recently of StopAntisemitism.org offering a "prize" to whoever grassed up the Onion writer who tweeted the story about Israeli soldiers killing kids.
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I would wait for Rosalina to tuck >>885 into bed, read him a bedtime story, and kiss him on the forehead, and then I'd fuck her.
StopAntiVIPism.com
charlene don't like it
lock the taskbar
It sure would be nice if I peacefully died in my sleep tonight.
helping my sister paint her interior white
my hair is at that annoying stage where it's long enough to hang in my face but not long enough to tie up, gotta resist the urge to pull a britney for like 5 more months
>>896
I don't get it, you mean "painting" her insides white with your cum?
Somebody deadnamed you?
You think you're a man now, so grow some fuckin' balls.
I've been using youtube less and less, and in turn it's been giving me worse and worse recommendations. And the cycle goes on...
fuck it, might as well make it an official goal to aspire to
and consciously work towards, so that the actual way to get there doesn't seem like the wrong way
no, you dumbass!
lurking is not participating! even if you imagine talking to people!
this for all them gay niggas out there
dedicated to niggas who suck and fuck they homies on a daily basis
you're so cute nigga please give me sex
can superman turn a googol:1 gearbox from the other side at a rate of at least 1 RPM, why or why not sound out in the comments below.
I like downloading and organizing media but I never actually watch it
what is wrong with me
I like downloading and watching, but not organizing
waiting for the mysterious 3rd guy who somehow watches and organizes media without downloading it
Aaron Iagokorov, creator of the Oraiev medicine
bepis
Crayons aren't a bad medium but good luck getting anyone to take you seriously
>>918 Well, I have hundreds of books, CDs, DVDs and records I never downloaded. I also have 2 bluray discs!
I’m also having issues with my Sega Saturn. A while ago I was playing Alien Trilogy on it, and I had invincibility+infinite ammo for all weapons cheats on. I walked right up to a wall of explosive barrels, and spammed grenades at it. The Saturn died and wouln’t power back up. I tried it again a couple of weeks ago and managed to have a game of FIFA ‘98 with my pal, but then when we tried to play Manx TT Superbikes, it died and the power light was stuck flickering. Maybe I fried something in it
every foot fetish artist sucks at drawing faces because to them that's not the important part
why is there no anus emoji?
>>917
I just like watching the numbers go up in my bittorrent client. 18 TB ↑ and counting!
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i want to die
80% of the people reading my posts aren't subscribers. if you like my posts make sure you smash that subscribe button so i can continue making posts you enjoy
>>918
I stream all my media and organize with bookmarks, playlists, and notes. I only download when absolutely necessary, and delete any downloaded media as soon as I have finished consuming it.
I just finished watching all of Boardwalk Empire over the course of 2 weeks.
The only reason I watched it is that I'm a fan of Kelly MacDonald, but her character was mostly disappointing. It seems they couldn't decide what to do with her.
The show overall wasn't that bad, nor was it that good... that's my mega insightful review.
I did enjoy the final season, even though it was "bad"...it seemed like the creators knew their show was getting cut early, so they just said "fuck it, let's just kill everybody off" which was kinda funny.
Youtube psychology channels are horrible. There was this one criminal psychologist video I watched were the psychologist went off about how some criminal was a narcissist and a psychopath when the criminal in question was clearly your average imageboard-browsing autistic loser having a sperg-out after he got caught being a bad boy.
Far too often to people who should know better jump to the "they're a psychopath!" explanation for behaviors far more adequately described by trauma from mommy taking away their good boy points too often as a kid.
>>940
Aren't most prominent imageboard shitposters kinda narcisistic and psychopathic though?
I've always been under the impression that most imageboard shitposters are in real life quite meek. The sort of person who didn't get enough love as a kid and grew into a socially demented, depressed pervert who does their best to keep their failure to thrive under wraps through submissive behavior. The sort of meek, quiet nerd who goes online to act out their fantasies of being a cool narcisistic psychopathic to compensate.
>>943
It varies depending on how personally offended they are by the crime, I suppose.
but really, it would seem wasteful not to do anything with this
People say IQ tests don't work. They actually work great; anybody who willingly takes an IQ test is a dumbass.
>>942
You'll be pleased to know there's more than one flavor of social ineptitude.
very very tempted to give up entirely on the internet at large, and blocking at least the largest sites (if not a few more).
will you keep me company through this, DQN?
>>948
Everyone with less than 145 IQ says this to cope with their intellectual inferiority, oh how it amuses my superior mind so!
>>950
(・_・) So what're you gonna spent your NEET hours on now?
I'm gonna make an RPG that shares the similar inputs and user experience that social networks use, so you can continuously refresh shit and stuff. Like forumwarz or something I dunno.
>>953
When has online porn not been filled with fake links and disappointment? I don't really understand why everyone is so talkative about onlyfans nowadays when paying for shit porn is nothing new, see people paying large amounts every single day on chaturbate or some similar site to see a ~20 minute livestream of low-quality softcore.
I am such a piece of shit.
I love the Antichrist
DIE oomfie
>>955 playing disgaea has the exact same biological effect on your brain as browsing a medium-speed imageboard, few know this
People out here like "my cast iron pan is nonstick" but I ain't seein' 'em fry an egg on one without oil. Like yo if that's nonstick then what what's stick lol.
(actually cute boy belly and chest are great too)
(vc: fujotion)
That was uncalled for.
I just thought of the word "canklebiter." I want it to be insulting, but all I can think of for a description is someone who constantly hassles Hillary Clinton.
Any one who did that would be mighty brave.
youtube content id makes me irrationally angry
An example of terrible artwork making me not want to hear the music https://wavemeow.bandcamp.com/track/arcade
mentally find and replacing "girlboss" with sukeban and current year woke discourse became instantly 1000% cooler
til the difference in hiragana and katakana for "he" is the same as the difference between a Dom and a Rick Dom
also with wearing surgical masks in public being the hot new thing now it just enhances the sukeban aesthetic even more
problem: having a physical job consumes energy that i'd rather spend on lifting weights
two ways to defeat a satori:
become mu, empty your mind, mentally chant prayers, sutras, etc <- gay
mentally sexually harass her, imagine all sorts of horrible lewd things happening to her <- awesome
track 1: selling crack fucking rules, i love shooting up night clubs and committing random acts of violence
track 2: the police harass me unjustly simply because i'm a black teenager :(
>>985
counterproblem: having a deskjob consumes mental energy that i'd also rather spend on lifting weights
would having sex with youmu be half necrophilia
>>987
I remember thinking about this when listening to NWA's Straight Outta Compton. The song before Fuck Da Police has the lyrics "The police are gonna hafta come and get me" and "With a crime record like Charles Manson."
Tomorrow will be great.
I wonder if drinking one's own semen is considered a religious sacrament somewhere. Seems likely to me, at least.
odd time signature, microtonal, fm-synth denpa
This thread sucked