The "to those who celebrate" thing is so embarassing. I dont think any non-muslim is gonna get offended by "Eid Mubarak", especially since the festivals are fun
>>550
It was perhaps in poor taste, but I have done as you demanded.
>>397
fuck, marry, kill
"i may be a pedophile but at least i'm not RUDE" vs "i may be a nazi but at least i'm not a sex criminal"
>>556
Being a pedophile is far worse than being rude and being a sex criminal worse than Nazi (read internet larper). So if I had to choose, second one easily.
I am a sex criminal.
I wish I lived in a bigger city
>>559 In practical terms it's best to brag about having a penis that large because that's something for experienced holes only, whereas a six-incher is merely on the definitely larger end of ordinary.
sex terrorist
I have a 6 inch penis!
peak inflation... in my pants
Finally - by pure coincidence - I managed to meet someone online, in a small imageboard-related community, who happens to know someone I know in real life. What are the odds?
>>566 I found a couple of people like that on 420chan before
really wish i had floss (or at least a toothpick) right now
I see "video essays" bitching about cryptocurrency are the new hot thing on youtube
Desiree be Wendy Larsen!
Youtubepilled
>>566
You should try to find him in real life, and kiss him!
youtube anectode: there's now enough content from enough languages that if you misspell even a single letter in your search term, you're bound to get a (totally unrelated) result
is the tasting history guy getting chunkier? i would feel kind of bad if my viewership were indirectly contributing to a problem...
Okay, I'm not tripping. The instructions that came with my AeroPress® some years ago really did say two scoops and level 2, not one rounded scoop and level 1 like the website does. (I use 1.5 scoops, however, while also not recalling how I arrived at that, which is why I was looking at instructions.)
>>567
fuck, this happened to me too, what is it with that place?
>>569
i feel like video essays started 5*365 days ago and i'm not too happy about it
>>577 They knew me from my tripcode, they were both people I had helped by finding download links for stuff :)
I would hate to be a liverpool fan, christ
Ultraviolet Nurple: superchromatic, or merely superinvisible?
>hijri
>hijiri
coincidence?
The BBC host just said "What a story Mark!"
Climate change causing a utopian Jetsons/Universal Century like future
the scene with the jetsons meeting harvey birdman has aged pretty well
Oingo Boingo - Wake Up (It's 1993)
I've never had sex with an XY chromosome woman
>>575
I use a scale to measure ratios, 17g coffee 300ml water or something, printed numbers do not concern me. I also invert the aeropress
>>588
You're missing out.
>>588 It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend you getting some.
wokism is when you insist on cooking cantonese recipes on a wok
That East Asian girl going insane for Leeds was pretty cute
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/223,741 I found it! It came up on shuffle down the street https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4zYbZFu4qE such power... I like when in the last chorus, the singer sings the chorus to a different rhythm, hanging it across the lines differently... I wonder if there's a technical word for that, Britney Spears does it in a bunch of her songs as well...
You know a Youtuber has a bomb ass video essay completely DESTROYING some video game company when they put a full stop in the title
Sometimes if I do something a bit naughty and there are no consequences, that “No Consequences” DQN Digital song starts playing in my head
Where are the Shithouse Boys?
I just woke up and I realized my sex life is like star wars,its either hand solo or I gotta use the force on a b*tch. Lol
when some US political wonk says "full stop" instead of "period"
>>600
Periods are sacred ground for women and its cultural appropiation to use that word otherwise
Naomi Osaka penis
I miss the islam4uk hysteria
Juggalos don't go into exile... they merely dekrump
jaakko järvinen serial commenter orgy / sex slave dungeon
listening to the weeb music after clicking on the frying pan cat
<3 you all
"Remember, no tanoshii."
how do i convince my stupid ass to stop eating so much
Coffee is good, but in my experience gum just makes me feel hungrier
#HungerDoesntWearClubColours
>>610 It's because when you chew gum, it tricks your tummy into thinking food is on the way so it gets prepared, then when no food comes it gets hurt feelings
The cartoons in The Guardian feel tailor-made for 60+ Labour lifers to call them "epic wins"
I like computer games but I HATE gamers, sometimes I accidentally come across a forum with gamers giving their poopinions and i want them all to die
>>614
I didnt know gamers still used forums. I thought radio enthusiasts and older sports fans were the only hangers on to that forum
anprim mfs be like, orders their copy of the ted manifesto on amazon
my two main sources of gym shirts are my grandma and the blood bank
In retrospect, a few of them unironic Doom Pauls back in the day were considerably premature, now that this time it really is the Fed's fault.
"mihoyo" is spanish for "my hole"
vc: exshin, new gacha game
my hole is your hole, and your hole is mine
Our hole is here to stay, hey, HEYYYY!
I can't be the only one to think, at first, that the word drinkypoo is used to whimsically express themes scatological
Its hilarious to me that polandball went from cheap joke webcomics to both gay porn and history lessons.
started at kc tier and somehow got worse
My tooth hurts, but if I ignore it for long enough than it doesn't.
How do you guys cope with even part time employment? I've been working around 30 hours a week for a few months now and I'm at my wit's end. It's not even a hard job but having to wake up in the morning 3-4 days a week and go to a job where I'm treated poorly is taking its toll. I don't imagine it's much better anywhere else. Even if I was treated really good I still wouldn't want to do it. I want to do and learn a lot of things but I don't have the energy on the days I work and on my days off I don't feel like it because I'm constantly anxious about returning to work
I don't even really see the point in working. I don't want a relationship or to move out. I don't really have any ambitions or desires that would require me to work. I save up all my paychecks anyway because I don't want much. I only got out of the NEET life because I thought it would make me feel happier and fulfilled but I'm worse off than ever. I rarely do anything that I want to do and even if I don't work on a day it's wasted feeling anxious or recovering mentally. I'm also slowly becoming dependent on alcohol to relax from this. How do full time wagies cope with their even more demanding schedule?
>>626
I feel the same way minus being treated poorly while working full time. I'd quit immediately if the financial incentive wasn't there.
>>626
Hating and loving something entirely depends on your mindset.
If you keep telling yourself that you hate your job, that you hate waking up at 6 a.m. to arrive in time than you will hate it.
If you would go to sleep with the thought "Tomorrow at work I will have a good time." you would enjoy your work more.
Or get a different job.
>I thought it would make me feel happier and fulfilled
You will need a goal for that.
>>628 Kinda this... I have a great job now but I still sort of made myself enjoy working at the factories and restaurants and stuff I used to work at. I always had a reputation for being cheerful and making everyone else smile, and the older people who had worked there for decades would laugh and couldn't understand it when I said I enjoyed the work. I guess it's a mindset thing, I find it easy to enjoy things like carrying heavy shit a long distance or walking through wind and rain. It's also luck as well I guess, it would suck if I had a job where I wasn't treated well. Actually when I think about it, there were one or two dickheads at jobs I worked at that tried to pick on me, but I just laughed at them
>>626
If you don't have to work, then don't work. I fail to see the issue here.
I don't get the appeal of delay.
>>626
My last job had a very nice work environment and I was treated pretty well (and given a lot of leeway), without this it would probably have been intolerable. Not sure how much this can be controlledthough, I guess you just have to luck out...
>>626
Most wagies say they hate their job, but most of them also don't choose something that absolutely kills them inside, unless it's to make rent while looking for something else.
As for what you put in your mouth, your dietary habits are probably doing you no favors in terms of anxiety. Took me a decades to even consider much less prove that I have minor intolerances to nearly every plant ingredient in food (wheat might be the sole exception, strangely enough). Onions/negi in particular make me anxious, nauseous, and/or depressed for a couple of weeks.
Ultimately, a company owns your job, but you own your career. I found something I kinda like (electronic trading), but it's uniquely suited to my talent stack and desire to be solitary and fairly independent.
>>626
man i don't know, i quit my last job in january after my boss wrote a really mean email to me. but the money ain't gonna last so i'll be back sooner or later. probably same industry too.
Just be autistic with guilty parents
Guy with Merzbow shirt in the crowd on Dynamite
>>635
man, i wish i could, but my father is dead and my mother steals from me, i don't think she can be made to feel guilt
The true crime scene on the web has a weird feeling of people getting off and overcompensating their disgust and people who are genuinely deeply disturbed by it but peer pressured into consuming it by being friends with the former group
I wonder how much weight I'd lose doing the Orthodox wednesday and friday fasting thing
A german person replying "yes" to me asking "Whats up?" has destroyed my life forever
i still think about that "i'm an alabama heron and i wanna pick fish" post from a while ago sometimes
eternal 昭和
i have an idea for a line of touhou gym shirts, the first one would just be a plain black shirt with a lavender mob cap with a crescent moon emblem on it, underneath it are the words 紅魔館運動協会 - 明治十七年設立
I have some plain black shirts with joshi wrestlers names on them. It'll be awkward if anyone can actually read it
Why is social media so obsessed with childhood trauma
God damn Google is shit! A few times I searched for something I know exists and it says “no results”so I had to find it myself. The name is the exact search term I used and it couldn't find it
idea: twitter account that posts screenshots of DQN posts, claiming them to date to 1993
(which in all fairness, they do)