>>448
In a sexual way, I would pay so much to see Sasha Banks take a gigantic white cock
>>450 Save your money and you could one day buy a house like me...
It's so weird we're calling gays queers again. Like I saw an ad for a queer business map and a "queer business" sounds like a term the nazis would use to mark stores owned by gays. I dont get it
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>>452 It's interesting to watch the debates, some in a community want to “reclaim” slurs but it causes discord in their community
If you cannae the bouncy, you're a dirty timmy
I say, in the world of violin wank you'll scarcely find more sluttier a luthier
I saw an atheist post an image mocking the creationist belief that humanity originated from a handful of people get shared to a group from a country that is overwhelmingly Christian and instead of being offended, it turned into a debate about incest pre-flood and in ancient times, and allegory in creation myth. Amazing.
>>445 I listened to all of Michael Sugrue's lectures at work https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaYLR_1aryjfB7hLrKGRaQ/videos
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4 out of 5 doctors would be a pretty damn weak consensus in medicine
Just got called an "esoteric abrahimic" by a family member
I am nothing.
I am everything.
Lain wanders around the world.
Frontiers cannot bar her.
Neither barracks nor barricades impede.
Nor does barbed wire scar her.
Lain wanders around the world.
All colors praise and receive her.
Language is no barrier,
The strangest tongues believe her.
Lain wanders around the world.
The sun descends from above.
With the onset of the darkness,
We all respond to her with love.
goddamn schizophrenics in the wikipedia thread again!!!!
i ate potatoes for dinner, such is life
for some reason i thought marisa tomei was japanese
魔理沙 透明
紗仁玖羽（シャニクワ）
太龍（タイローン）
cute boy watching snuff videos with you
who is this tard
fuck off
die
people think plants are so great but have you considered FLIES THE GODDAMN FLIES
I need that VTuber who stapled her cunny shut to be my wife.
>>474
flies are no less disgusting when they are dead!!
>>475
i was actually just thinking about someone else's commentary on solarpunk in another thread. i don't have any problem with flies in my houseplants because i don't overwater and use reasonably good soil.
more just thinking about the drawbacks of a super-environmental future where people live inside giant (sometimes bioengineered) plants, like in certain n.k. jemison novels or that movie avatar (which i will never watch).
i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants, but i grew up in a desert and later moved to a verdant area and i still remember walking out in the yard and finding a spider on my foot one time and thinking 'fuck this, i can't even walk out in the grass with sandals, this rainfall shit is way overrated'. flies and mosquitos are among the other problems that just don't exist in the desert.
>i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants
I don't, I think it's cruel to keep a lifeform captive in your house for decoration. Someone once got me a plant as a housewarming present and I felt so bad, but had to pretend to be grateful. I hate that cunt, I hope she dies. I watered it a while but I could tell it was unhappy so I dumped it in the woods.
german, french, russian, chinese, punjabi, etc game devs: what's that, you say you live in america but you'd still like to play our game in german/french/russian/chinese/urdu because you like those languages? or you're a pakistani living in america? well of course bucko, you can play the game you paid your own money for in whatever language you'd like!
japanese devs: REEEEE FUCK YOU EAT SHIT GAIJIN NIGGER YOU DESERVE RAPE
I am such a piece of shit.
I've been reading a lot about Netflix's declining subscriber base because it's interesting to see one of the original ones struggle like this.
Everyone seems to have their own theory of why: price, the company's politics, increasing competition, economic conditions, etc.
It's a lot simpler than that I think: A lot of the beloved shows often rewatched like the Office, Cheers, Fraiser, Star Trek, pretty much everything owned by Disney-Fox, Viacom or NBC-Universal etc has been moved to its own service and the original content produced by Netflix these days is just not very good.
The sitcoms have very obnoxious laugh tracks for EVERYTHING, the documentaries aren't as controversial and biting as they think (they have been trying to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle of Sunderland 'Til I Die and Tiger King), the animation is ugly and crass, kids want the IPs they recognize, the reality shows aren't even believable and the movies and original series are formulaic to the point where checklists about them have become a meme. It's no wonder really.
I liked Lucifer on Netflix cos he's a bit like me, then it moved to Amazon Prime. I only watch Prime very occasionally if they give me a free trial, I'll go through my list and watch the things that are only there
pro tip for bodybuilding on a budget: poke yourself with random used needles you find at the park, you never know which ones might have steroids in them
used needle gacha
>the woods
this is what i mean by living around a lot of plants. not house plants. i can count the trees within sight of my desert home on one hand.
>>479
Isn't the reason for this that Japanese game prices tend to be higher (sometimes the equivalent of $120 or $100 USD) and stay above baseline due to the lack of a cultural expectation that aging games should drop dramatically in price? So there is a very real incentive for Japanese bargain hunters to acquire overseas versions of games, if they can read them.
It has closer equivalence to Steam making it hard for people to use local pricing from Latvia or whatever to cheap ass games.
And in fact those versions of games sometimes have the English language options removed for the same reason.
Youtube recommends me some very bizarre low-view old videos that I wonder how the algorithim even comes to it
I see financial domination, I go to the next clip
I grew up in a cottage in the woods, then I moved into town, then I moved to a city when I was older. They each have their pros and cons
Has anyone else been suffering from phantom shits as of late?
I keep having sensory hallucinations where I feel that I have sharted and I can feel the moistness of my asshole and the liquid hot arsejuice trickling down my thighs, but when I go to wipe, there is always nothing there. It especially tends to start up whenever I'm wiping my ass post-shit. I'm done shitting and I start wiping and immediately I feel the shitwaters running down. It invariably continues well past the point when I am perfectly clean and dry; I always end up wasting far more toilet paper than necessary trying to wipe off ever-flowing diarrhoea that isn't even there.
This is a very new phenomenon for me.
I think you should go see a doctor
They just don't make cute anime girls like they used to.
>>487
Media is treated as disposable and preserving it, while people understand it on a rational level, is the space and attention equivalent of hoarding behavior.
Last I heard, Hard Offs are full of cigarette-stained retro games that'd make 30something weebs very happy to drop a few grand 10 bucks at a time
I wish my drive for productivity were capable of plowing through lots of old games instead of work that puts food on the table, but I get overwhelmed like 2 hours in ("you're not beING CREATIVE AAAA") and it's functionally the same as losing interest
The Asian market is also used to good products getting pulled practically right away, all the time
In 1992 my mother purchased the perfect bento (food flask) for soup from a department store in Hachinohe (it isn't a box, but it is pinku). Sturdy handle on top, single stainless steel compartment that can be pulled out, with separate handles for the lid and pulling out (which my dad shoulda done, burr hurr hurr). Wide and bottom-heavy instead of tall, so it doesn't tip over. Plastic on the outside so most of the weight is really the contents (she refuses to do anything to maintain strength, much to my concern since that is a big issue for old people).
I cannot find something with all the same parameters today, best I have done so far is top-heavy and steel outside, or single-chamber camp gear instead of removable compartment so it's much harder to clean in a sink.
I'm out of eggs. I need to go to the store and buy eggs.
There's something hilarious about shoe companies making commercials about human rights
nike making commercials about imaginary human rights abuses like "systematic racism" to draw attention from the actual human rights abuses they're committing at slave factories in bangladesh
chocolate is another one, nestle literally employs child nigger slaves in africa to pick cocoa beans and then turns around and makes advertisements that are basically "we love niggers...er i mean PoCs, if you don't buy our shitty chocolate it's because you're RACIST"
the corporations doing this are at fault, sure, but so are the dumbass gutmenschen who fall for this shit and rush out to buy nestle chocolate in fear of being called racist
>>501 i want to say people don't do that and you made that up but......
i have a personal favorite one-- it's dawn dishsoap. they sell these bottles with penguins on them claiming they are saving the wildlife (presumably by washing oil off of penguins that got oily in an oil spill?) 10% of every purchase goes to this cause. great. if you read the fine print they capped the total donation at like $100,000. they've been running the same campaign since since at least 365*12 days ago (or so). which means they haven't had to throw a cent to that charity since 365*12 - 1 days ago.
you kinda gotta admire it
i have a dumb aunt who mentioned at christmas that she buys dawn specifically because they're saving the animals and the other brands of dishsoap aren't doing that. it works........
>$100,000
The plastic bottles they produce probably far outdo the good they do with the charity with damage
>>503
yeah, that too. and, i definitely think charities are often just legalized tax avoidance schemes to begin with.
another one is this brand of yeast, red star yeast. they say on the package something like if you buy their product it helps contribute to their goal of providing 200,000 meals every year
which, if you do the rudimentary calculation, would only feed about 300 people
but of course there is no claim that they have ever come anywhere close to meeting that goal. so i guess the actual meaning is means ``we might kick up to $10,000 out to some charity which will take a cut and then pass on the remaining $5,000 out to another charity in tanzania or somewhere. and then they take their cut, etc etc. but only if it looks good on our taxes this fiscal year. no promises''
but hey 200k is a nice big number, looks great in that spot on the package that would otherwise just be white space
Sperm
My eyes tend to drift away and skim through walls of lowercase text, but that's okay because they're never missing anything worthwhile
I AGREE!!!
I can use capitals. Look at my capitals!
Getting very comfortable in the Synagogue of Satin
People using slang on spaces for people from all countries is so obnoxious, especially when you look it up and it's just a tryhard way to say a word that ESLs would know
i always worry whether i'm taking [Contentless] seriously enough
i can insult >>506's mom but he can't tell because he's psychologically unable to parse lowercase posts
>>506
i am amused that you read my post, which weren't things i feel particularly strong about, though the first person who replied to me seemed to think it was interesting, lol
My captcha is de again but I've made enough "satori de pon" posts in the captcha thread already, so I'm going to pass this one.
It's interesting how I can tell which mass-recommended Youtube videos other DQN have recently watched, just based on the contents of their posts and what I've seen in my own recommendations.
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ssz, KILL this man
George Floyd, Esq.
>>515 Like I said, I started to read it and my eyes glossed over the rest of it, it feels like watching drool drip down the side of someone's mouth when they're talking
From Awake to Woke to WORK
the mild tragedy of being named george
touhou 14.88: involuntary celibacy of textboard poster
Still doesn't feel like I've found my place in the world. I can get over missing out on other things, but this one still troubles me!
Anyways, >>1, please excuse me. This thread is so funny! Mind if I respond to it? You seem to know about Yoshinoya, so I'll tell you about my recent Yoshinoya experience! Sorry for replying out of nowhere, forgive me! I'll tell you all about the veteran's way of eating! (I'm not saying you're free from being marked by the employees from next time on.)
>>526
I insist on it being voluntary. Involuntary implies a loser that gets out and actively tries to hunt down sxe and fails. Voluntary celibate sees virginity as a virtue (or repents his past acts) and wanks it in the secrecy of his textboard posting cell.
modern day anchorites
Extremist Muslim Volcell
international worlders of the world
four-sided dice are depressing. it just plops on the desk.
Ubisoft games be like "not only is the conspiracy real, the Illuminati take their lunch breaks at in Montreuil sometimes wink wink"
I'm woke
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I take it that no one else has ever suffered from anything resembling my phantom shits problem?
It kind of freaks me out that sites like manyvids and clips4sale still exist.
I will say clips4sale makes more sense, the popular stuff on it is pretty out there, fetishes that are hard to find porn of. (Real life, with props) Inflation, mummification, broken bone casts etc.
With manyvids it seems to be more on the vanilla e-girl side of things, with the fetish content being pretty weak findom type stuff
>>537 I get something like your problem but in reverse - shit constantly trickles out of my ass but I never notice until bedtime!
It's weird how often other people post here about things I'd been thinking to myself, ejaculatory prayers and pump organs etc.
You know those things they use in sexual health clinics, they're like little metal cocktail umbrellas they slide down your urethra then open and pull back up? I wish I could get one of them for my throat
the word "ensorcell" hits a little different now
yoko ono's hank hill ass
the other kind of inflation fetish
consumer prices are going up and my wage is staying the same unnnhhhgh i'm shooting fuckmign ropes
feeling oddly wistful and nostalgic towards this bowl of instant ramen, which i havent had in years since cleaning up my diet after my "truNEET" days
youtube lost their shit over the new nintendo switch sports game not having miis but you can use miis after all lol
>>540
I was about to post a Wikipedia link to the Wikipedia thread, only to see that someone else had just posted it moments prior.
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