From earth we come and to earth we go. Water washes the mud off of us and grows our food. Fire cooks our food and keeps us warm. But our body is driven by our electric soul.
I kind of wanted the 999GET.
I should be watching Here And There, Now And Then but I know it's just going to depress me.
Ｓｏｎ ｏｆ ｂｉｔｃｈ ｂｏｔ
ｂｏｔ ｉｓ ｐｉｇ
ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｓｐｏｎｔａｎｅｏｕｓ ｌｅａｐｓ
ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｅｖｅｒｙｗｈｅｒｅ
ｌｏｗｄｅｒ ｉｓ ａ ｍｕｒｄｅｒｅｒ
ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｂｏｔｓ
This is a perfect example of a board that needs no moderation.
It's slow to the point where anything needs moderating is moderated quickly, but fast to the point where shunned content is shunned fairly quickly.
Hello DQN!
Didn't take long for this to continue.
>>10 oh hush I like to hear what other dokyuns get up to, because one is a feeling that lives in your heart
Haruhi is mai waifu~
>>12
Looks like I'm not the only person on this board with a waifu. That means at least 40% of DQN has one!
How do you get rid of seemingly permanent thought bubbles that say "I wish I was dead"? I've tried writing songs and painting but I'm looking for a more long term solution
If a guy who is an anime nerd talks about his waifu, does a girl who is an anime nerd talk about a hasubandu?
>>14, as a person who loves number 14, I suggest you study rocket science of some kind! Believe it or not, but mathematics will fix you up.
>>17 I already love mathematics, the feeling of magnificent insignificance it gives me cheers me up for a while but only so much
My charisma stat must be higher than I thought, uguu～.
If you saw someone you knew in a porn film, just finding it by pure coincidence, would you say anything to the person? What if it was a somewhat memorable film, like if they were wearing weird face paint or they did something particularly outlandish or kinky?
>>20
I've wondered this before too. I actually met somebody once that I almost swore had been in some porn I'd seen, but it was impossible to say for sure (they wear a lot of makeup in porn anyway) and of course I wouldn't say anything unless I was absolutely sure, and even then I would wait until I knew them better.
This used up tissue on my desk smells sweet.
It's not because of food either...
>>21 I'm almost positive this girl is in my class at college
http://www.alphaporno.com/videos/sexy-goth-emo-webcam-teen/?promoid=AlexZ
We're not best friends but we talk a fair amount... I'm going to get her drunk one night and ask if she has any tattoos. It's always the quiet ones...
I had no idea penguins could be so damn terrifying. I think I'm traumatised for life.
>It's always the quiet ones...
Indeed. Speaking along those lines, I'm sure my manager and several coworkers had a fair bit a trouble joining my silent, hard-working demeanor to the boisterous, androgynous boy who showed up with his friends to collect a paycheck. The looks were collectively priceless.
what would it be like to tittyfuck Card Captor Sakura?
>>23
Holy fuck, that was the worst fucking porn video that I've ever seen.
>>26
I'm wondering what you mean by this. Do you mean the girl in the series? Isn't she like ten? I'm not sure it would technically be "tittyfucking."
Do you instead mean the entire franchise as a whole? How would one tittyfuck an entire franchise? I'm open to suggestions.
All threads were created this year (1993), therefore all threads are less than a year old.
>>29 there's that (finally) permasage'd 4chan drama thread that's so old it's in the future, actually.
>>30 4chan is something from the future as well, isn't it? I can't find any references to it in the central library.
I don't understand. A woman in man's clothing isn't sexy. Also, a man in man's clothing isn't sexy. I think I'm missing part of the equation.
I'm the kind of person who would throw away a successful life in a heartbeat for no reason other than to see what would happen next.
>>35 speak for yourself. A sexy woman in man's clothing is extra-sexy to some.
>>36 me too dude high five. ever try to get girls pregnant for funsies?
>>38, I wackyparsed your question as "ever try to get girls pregnant for furries?"
>>40 the attempts are just as fulfilling as the results hopefully are!
Can anyone help me real quick, does this look like a correct spelling in katakana for "native melody"?
ネイーチヴ メロヂ
My Japanese is quite rusty as it was discontinued in my second year at university but I did get a B. Any help from DQN would be very much appreciated
Ah wait that should be a small イ shouldn't it? How do I type small letters like that on a katakana keyboard?
ィィィイ
Copy and paste.
Also, what?
Ne-tiv merodi ? ネーチヴ メロディis my guess. I'm bad at this, so don't listen to me.
The small kana enter the equation when you combine things. You can't do NYI. That is a fun sound to make, though.
>>45
Just use the Character Map. ィ
Anyway, you don't need the small 'ィ' if you're talking about erasing the normal 'イ'. But you should probably consider replacing 'ヂ' with ドィ since ヂ is Ji
Use 'la' 'li' 'lu' le' 'lo' for ぁぃぅぇぉ
ネチーブ・メロディー?
I'm pretty sure there is a link to intelligence and shitty taste in music. All my really smart friends listen to horrible music.
First of all, ネイティブメロディ
Second of all, ask /nihongo/ next time.
（ ゜ィ 。）feeling sideways
(。ロ。) feeling upside down
(°_o) dərp
(⊙ _ ⊙)
feeling wide awake
or possibly like I have boobs for eyes
>>53 thank you very much, reading that now it seems so very obvious haha. Thank you.
Also, although I have been active on DQN for a good few years, I know nothing at all of the rest of 4-ch.net, which I am a little ashamed of...
Oh, god. My life has become Welcome to the NHK.
One of my rat traps was tripped last week and dragged some ways away. I figured I had fucked up the animal and it crawled off to die. Today I found a three-legged rat dead in a trap. You'd think it would have learned a lesson after chewing off its own leg, but no...
One of its siblings was caught by the leg too and survived a headshot from a pellet gun. It was still twitching after two shots to the skull. I was trying to be humane but they're just too tough.
I hate them, but I respect them.
>>64
My friend and I once found an empty trapped splattered with guts and what looked like a little bit of rats' brains. It was both troubling and very confusing.
>>65
They're extremely tough animals.
My neighborhood is having a problem at the moment because they're cleaning up this epic hoarding case a few houses down (and across the street!) from mine. This guy was really bad. He had stuff in plastic containers stacked up to the sidewalk at one point. The place was finally condemned and now they're destroying the rats' happy little home. So they're moving in with neighbors...
Every house around here has avocado and orange trees, so there's plenty for them to eat pretty much year-round. That doesn't help either. Anyway, it’s just my hobby at the moment. My disgusting hobby...
Looks like I'm back again...
>>67
I consider eating the rats I catch alive. I have no idea what they've been eating, though and I know my neighbors put out poison.
Seriously, that's the only reason I don't eat them. Either I'm crazy or my brain is being eaten away by some rat-bourne virus...
I DON'T WANT A FUCKING SHOT! I hate fucking shots and I don't want them GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
I rather just die!
Hello, customer services?
I bought this telescope off you. The sky is too bright and I don't see any stars on it. What are you going to do about it?
Don't ponce my ride, bro.
>>73
Ken Tapping an astronomer at the NRC Herzberg Institute of Astrophysics notes: "If we were on the Moon's surface, where there is no atmosphere, we could simply shade out the Sun and the reflected glare from the ground and see the stars perfectly well. On the Earth, our atmosphere tends to scatter the sunlight...
It's simple: go to the moon.
My throat is sore.
Thank you >>161 in the demanding from the next poster thread for recommending zenkai girl, i am certainly enjoying it ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
After eating I look forward to shitting, just for something to occupy myself with
I want to enjoy zenkai girl but I'm worried it will be about her finding joy in a man and family life which just makes the feminist inside me cringe. Please tell me it doesn't really turn out this way?
I don't mind if it plays out with such predictability, some of the love scenes have made tears of happiness trickle down my cheeks like when i posted >>80
Wish I had vodka, but sake will do for now.
Man I feel so good right now, hot scandinavian girls telling me they think I'm cute and telling me how to say "i love you" in their native languages... DQN minä rakastan sinua! i'm so drunk and i'm going to drink more now until i pass out xxxxxx
I am sad and drunk and I just got back from too many wakes and I have no idea how I got home and is this my house? Did I pay that taxi driver? Did I have a taxi driver?
This monitor seems small. Is that a girl asleep in my bed? What is that?
brb
She is your wife, you insensitive cunt.
Fuck the sun!
This gigantic lump on my ass is annoying me
>>89 Wouldn't fucking the sun incinerate my dick, if not my whole body?
Buun > blue moon
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ bu-un
I'm rubbing my glans through my pajama pants.
I'm actually pretty damn happy that ITT threads no longer dominate the front page like they once did. Hello, DQN!
Damn am I ever bored.
vc: exwug. It's not a Wug any longer.
I solemnly swore a long time ago that if the words "i'm bored" ever crossed my lips i would kill myself
As a result I live a very interesting life yet still I post regularly on DQN
>>99
Actually, this is an interesting concept, I might want to try something like it. You see, in the last couple of years my life descended into "I'm bored, let's do some unamusing stuff to amuse myself." Which works only when something mildly amusing gets into this stuff by an accident (e.g. going to DQN as a result of mind-numbing boredom)
I've discovered that I can easily go along with new people I met. If only I had some more people to meet and a better memory for names!..
>>99
I'm the same way. Except that more often than not I keep occupied through creative and intellectual endeavors in which I can sit still for long periods of time... hence my proximity to a computer and small urge to use the internet every once in a while.
Inflicting virtual self harm through watching shitty movies is a lot of fun when done with friends, whether real or virtual.
Right, little plushie? You're my friend, aren't you? You love watching Manos with me. I know you do.
>>100>>102
when i said interesting, it is to me but it might not to anyone watching me. We're very alike >>102 but, it may sound lame, but my adventures on the internet are quite enriching, exploring curious alleyways and weird stuff (often thanks to DQN and other imageboards) which fuels my creativity in my artistic and musical endeavours
Besides all that, although I'm only 22 I feel I've had some wonderful experiences and wild adventures, already plenty of tales to tell my inevitable grandchildren. Unless I do get bored but as I get older and my projects are sort of converging, my original "plan A" of an early grave seems less and less attractive
>>104, why would you need grandchildren when you have the whole net to discover? Think about it.
I just finished watching Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, it was really really good.
Svartby is cool.
It would be nice to have someone to save me from myself, but I can't count on that.
>>107 I've never played a visual novel before. Have I maybe spoiled it a bit by watching the anime first?
I wish people would stop identifying as `gamers'.
Hmm. I had an interesting experience being "that guy" your girlfriend is cheating on you with, ignoring texts and calls because she's in bed with me. Ask me anything.
>>110
I only got interested in the VN after I started watching the anime (I definitely watched the first arc, but I don't remember if I finished the anime). Even if you know what happens in EP1-4, reliving the story again through the VN with much more awesome music and Ryukishi's art feels great, and of course the adaptation skipped a lot of information.
If anything, you'll be more likely to get through the mostly-boring EP1, knowing that the story gets much more interesting later on.
And keep in mind that the anime only covered the first four episodes, and Umineko has eight of them in total, so you only know half of the story at best.
>>113 Say you find the girl who's willing - no, wants you - to carve your name into her body with a razor, and she's perfect in every way and wants to spend the rest of her life with you. But, she lives 300 miles away, and though you visit her regularly you won't properly be together for a few years yet, at least until she finishes high school. Then you meet the girl who's cheating on her boyfriend for you at a party or something, and she wants to go back to your place. Are you worried about hurting the angel who's planned her future around you? Do you tell either about the other? What are you thinking in this situation?
>>116
I've been in that exact situation, hence one reason I can be so detached at this point.
WHY ARE DQN AND SAOVQ SO SLOW BUT WORLD2CH AND WORLD4CH SO FAST
edit: Shift key, oops.
I am not happy about being stuck upstairs in some stranger's room while my girlfriend talks "confidential" business with some other stranger. I would ban him but I'm not a real MODD.
I'm a pretty poor excuse for a human being. I'd make a much better mineral deposit or a cloud formation.
>>125
Oh no no, I'm not depressed or anything; I'm just very bad at being human. I'm discomforted by any direct human contact, I find socialising to be a form of slow torture, I have no desire to be in a relationship with any kind of human and my most prominent interests all involve the analysis of non-living objects.
Also I really like mineral deposits and cloud formations. Oh, how I'd love to be a stratocumulus...
Espeon's guide was dying a terrible death by these natives' poison arrows and he narrowly avoided death himself begging for his life in what few words he knew of their alien tongue. All that was known of it to the rest of the world was learned second-hand from neighboring tribes for no missionary or anthropologist had ventured among them and lived to tell of it. They were a fierce people who ate their enemies and clung tenaciously to this forgotten corner of the Amazon. The thing that brought him here was just a legend but one he had to see for himself and hopefully well-worth all the risks.
Just outside the shaman’s hut his guide still writhed on the ground slowly suffocating as naked children prodded him with sharpened sticks. Shaking, Espeon carefully unfolded a piece of paper. It was drawn in ballpoint pen on stationary from the Centro Hotel in Macapa, from which he had departed sixteen long days ago. The paper was damp from weeks in the jungle and nearly falling apart but the Shaman, when handed it, knew at once what he had drawn. The old man scowls and spits and the other natives shy away from this outburst. In a rasping voice the Shaman speaks to a young man at his side who quickly exits not only the hut but the village into the darkness beyond.
With a simple squint and nod that rustles his headdress, the shaman lets his guest know this is the time to do business. Espeon digs in his pockets for what few trade goods he has left. To these people, travelers checks and cash mean nothing though he would give them all he had for this opportunity. The best he can do is a packet of three Bic lighters in pastel orange, blue, and purple. Producing a flame draws awes from all those gathered except for the shaman who simply nods and puts out his hand for the gift as though it is nothing special. His wrinkled hands add these new lighters to a small animal-skin bag at his side with two others like them but much older; this is the bankroll of his tribe and he has single-handedly more than doubled their wealth.
The young man sent out earlier returns with the treasure and it is handed gingerly to Espeon. It is more breathtaking than he could ever believe: the legendary fruit. It is perfectly shaped in every way, the size of an adolescent boy’s fist, firm and hard to the touch with a thick skin, covered in rows of teardrop shaped nodules that arch and rise from its surface. My God, he mutters to himself and races outside in search of his backpack. The natives have torn into it already and have distributed amongst themselves all he brought with him. Men wear his tattered shirts and nothing more, women wear stripes of toothpaste across their faces, and children are oiled so that they glisten in what little light filters through the dense canopy above.
Losing all composure and forgetting the people he’s amongst he shouts at them, “How the fuck am I supposed to shove this up my ass without lube??!”
Ah yes, the mittens and this song isn't bad. I'm also wondering why I don't come more often here.
>>135
yes, he releases the emergency mittens and doesn't afraid of anything
dərp
http://ego.64pixels.org/desu.php?url=http%3A%2F%2F4-ch.net%2Fdqn%2F
This is very revealing...
...no, wait, no it isn't.
>>128-132
Now, this is the vivid imagination I could enjoy any day!
As it turns out moleskins work well as rolling papers.
I don't want to work. I have always been lazy.
Why is it so hard to find LSD in this fucking town.
Oh man episode 7 of zenkai girl had tears streaming down my face, it's so good
How do I force myself to sleep? If I don't go to bed on schedule I'm totally going to be like shit tomorrow!
I feel stuck, I can't do anything productive (yet I have to!) and I have to sleep. Solve my time-management problems, DQN!
I set a tree on fire in Minecraft. I want to burn an entire island to the ground.
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, reall, yreall, yreall,y reall,y reall,y aerl,,y reall,y really, reall,y reall,y really, really, reall,y reall, really, really, really, really, really wish I had a friend. Or rather, that that one guy would love me.
>>147
I once turned all the trees into TNT with a map editor and activated them. It would have been awesome, but my computer crashed.
I wish there were a hi-res classic-fine-art-booru so I could have an easier time figuring out which parts of this stuff I care about.
All the Internet generally offers is 10% of the artist's work as 450*260px photos suffering from harsh jaypegs.
>>154 i wouldn't waste my time on sleep if i had my original motherfuckin body
someone snuck in when i wasn't looking and made me old
Shitting blood. ;_;
Would you have sex with something that was descended from an ape?
>>158 not an option. perhaps you are not familiar with how anxiety disorders generally work; most people aren't, after all.
basically, once you pop, the pain don't stop.
>>159, actually I know. I meant that you should take it easy, you're a lost case. Basically, everything is much easier and more controllable when you realise this and get "fucking balls to it" aptitude instead of fighting with yourself.
>>162 yeah, no, you don't understand. thanks for trying, though.
>>166 haha i've read about sonic hedgehog homolog before on wikipedia funnily enough
Wish I could justify skipping class today.
>>170
Wish I could do the same. Maybe we can blame internet for that, can't? Like, we met each other and things went tits up.
oh..oh oh oh...oh..oh oh oh..oh ah ah oh oh.....oh..oh oh oh.. oh ah ah ah ah oh oh.
Eh, I'll do it tomorrow.
Ahhhhhhhh thank you to whoever first mentioned Zenkai Girl here a few days ago, I just finished the last episode and it was soooo good. Episodes 8-11 each had tears streaming down my face, and it wasn't as predictable an ending as was assumed by another poster but it was so heartwarming.
A MILLION THANK YOUS DQN XXXXXXXXXX
>>170
Become a NEET!
I wonder what Espeon does. She seems like she'd be a student to me.
Studying. Man, I don't wanna take that test tomorrow. But it's 25% of my grade...
>>176
Espeon seems to be an ex-NEET. However, is it even possible to be an ex NEET?
>>178
Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Mittens.
There's a guy on eBay selling 5 bundles of 100 10 DPRK New Won notes for $43/each. I wonder what kind of economic crisis I could create with that, a ticket to Seoul, and some helium balloons...
Also I found one of those moving programmable moving LED signs in the wreckage of a neighbor's house. I think what I'm going to do is hang it above the front door and let it do the talking for me: I DON'T WANT A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NEWSPAPER OR THE NUMBERS REPAINTED ON THE CURB. JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES AND MORMONS: LEAVE ME ALONE. NO ONE NAMED JOSE LIVES HERE. PLEASE STOP GIVING ME HIS MAIL.
Hwaorang > Law
Yoshimitsu>Xiaoyu>Kunimitsu>*
>>178
It's possible to be exclusively NEET, as you're surely aware of that I'm aware of that.
Fluffycheeks concurs.
I tend to exaggerate things that I say. I usually assume that my companion shares the same knowledge as me and we are going to have a good laugh. But over and over again I'm misunderstood.
Dear Espeon,
I had an elaborate fan fiction written for you today but I got sidetracked by whatever party it is I'm at right now. I guess I felt it fell flat and had to do some hungover editing later. I'm deeply sorry for the delay and the dearth of customer service in the combination of words I'm using right now. Penis penis penis.
Respectfully yours,
ANONYMOUSE FAN.
How can I disappear?
>>188
Enter your room. Only leave it when necessary. (food, bathing, etc).
Online, only go to anonymous websites. Use one or more proxies or other anonimyzers.
>>187
I talked with her last night on Gikobar (or was it this morning?) It was a lot of fun, I hope to see her again! She was super nice by the way!
Wow, it's suddenly turned pretty cold. Think it may be time to put the flannel sheets on my bed. Maybe even make some spiced cider!
>>190
It was a rainy afternoon.
I was surprised to see so many new faces (and less surprisingly none of the old ones).
Today I bought some instant kimchi, all i know about it is it's a stereotypical korean dish thanks to you guys
The World God Only Knows is good.
It sucks, but I'm posting it anyway. THE CONTINUING SAGA OF ESPEON, WORLD ADVENTURER/FIEND.
Lee was not his name, but that's what Master Espeon called him and always had since they day they met. Sipping his morning tea, Lee looked out over the expanse of Espeon’s estate. It was hard-won many years ago from the jungles that now only licked its edges. It had seemed foolhardy then to venture so far away from the rest of mankind then but now the orchards were settled and the cashew trees grew strong in orderly rows woven into the hillsides. In the distance, workers laughed and gossiped as they went about their daily routine. Espeon's plantation was so far from the cities that it was but a rumor to its nearest neighbors. As Espeon said it would, the remoteness had its advantages: the government could come and go, the cities could be aflame with riots, but here no tax collector ventured and his workers lived trouble-free lives which were hard to come by in this country.
Despite the tranquility, the plantation was far from profitable and Lee intended to bring this up with Master Espeon as he was here for his yearly visit. As always, he was sleeping in late. Lee's hands shook as he looked over the books. As the manager of a plantation he felt he was ill-prepared with his only other work before coming here had been as a bellboy at the Bangkok Hilton. He longed for that simple job, no matter how lowly it had been, now that he was often forced to be a horticulturist, a justice of the peace, mechanic, and accountant on nearly a daily basis. If Espeon's other ventures abroad--whatever they were--should fail and infusions of cash should ever end, there was no telling what become of this place. Lee feared he would be lynched should the workers not receive their pay.
At last a servant came for Lee and informed him not only that Espeon was awake but had been taking his breakfast for some time. Smoothing back his thinning hair and resisting his urge to yell at the servant for taking so long to carry this message, Lee grabbed the plantation's ledger and ran downstairs to meet with his master. Espeon wore a robe and listened as he ate his breakfast to an old worker who spoke of the many happenings on his farm. Like all the workers that had been here since the beginning showed a great deal of age from years in the sun and from the hard work of clearing the jungle. Despite this, with the master present, he made a point to wear platform shoes, the shortest skirt possible, and a tight tube top that did its best to push up breasts where there were none.
"Master Espeon", Lee spoke with airs of quiet desperation, "Many years ago when I told you that I could get ladyboys for you that would do anything for money, this isn’t really what I had in mind..."
My school makes it ridiculously hard to print things. Apparently I have to buy a print card. But the dispenser won't take my money! I could buy one at the circulation desk... but they only take checks! Damn guys, I have to have this thing printed by 10 this morning... where else can I find a printer here?!
Why can't you present your work digitally?
>>196 i usually just make instant noodles in a cup with boiling water, but it seems i need to make these in a pan and i couldn't be arsed today, despite how excited i was to try them. I shall report back though.
>>204 uh... are you talking about kimchi-flavored ramen? That stuff is pretty much only like actual kimchi in a very vague way. Sort of like how banana-flavored candy only "kind of" tastes like bananas at best.
Is there even such a thing as too much Touhou? I've played it so much that every time I close my eyes I see danmaku and I'm still not sick of it.
>>206
Perhaps not. But there is a such thing as talking way-too-fucking-much about Touhou, relating every little insignificant event and point of interest to it, spinning yours and others' conversation as if Touhou were the single governing law of the universe.
Holy fuck, do I hate that shit.
>>205 awwwww. oh well i still tremble slightly with anticipation
and he said one word to me / and it was "dead"
You should stick whatever you hold in tours hands right now into your mouth.
Browse DQN on a phone. Whenever its dictionary gets filled with captcha, buy a new one.
Idea for a short story: A man wakes up to find himself being held captive in a doorless, windowless room. He is fed breakfast, lunch and dinner through a slot in the wall.
Embedded in the wall is a computer monitor, under which is a keyboard and mouse. The computer has internet access.
First he tries to call for help, e-mailing people he once knew, the police, etc. He is met with a mix of sympathy, disbelief and disdain. Eventually he is able to convince the police of the reality of his situation. However, his internet connection is well-hidden. Despite their best efforts, the police team of hackers cannot determine his location.
As the police try to find him, the man spends his time idly browsing the internet, watching videos, posting on DQN, playing browser MMORPGs, etc. Years pass and the police still cannot locate him.
I thought of two endings. First: He becomes accustomed to his internet lifestyle. When a door finally opens, he realizes he doesn't want to leave.
Second: He finally grows sick of the internet and breaks the monitor, keyboard and mouse in a fit of rage. Then the door opens and he is led to freedom.
Here is the third one: enraged, he destroys his habitat, but his imprisonment is time limited. He spends the rest completely secluded, slowly losing his mind.
Very interesting. I wouldn't mind reading it if you ever feel like writing it.
I feel like there's no real point of "coming-of-age" for my generation. So we have young adults walking around not really feeling any different than they did as teenagers, or even pre-teens.
That's how I feel, at least.
>>215
I agree. There are some guys who act all serious, but there are pre-teens like that. Everything is an act, but only a few people can truly realise and exploit it.
>>215
For myself and the really quite intelligent people I knew as a teenager, there has been a very cynical resignation to society/popular culture/government's increasingly absurd microcosms, coupled with an internalization and projection of this unto others in an act of ersatz revenge against the unthinking populous.
I searched for the phrase "fuck off every zig" and got no results. That makes me sad.
They're pretty much all wankers, every one of them
I wish I knew who is the biggest wanker and the lesser wanker.
I'm a big wanker. I wank all day. I wank five times on weekends, I wank three on weekdays. I wank anywhere with at least some privacy. However I won't wank RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
Unless you want me to do it.
Steve Jobs didn't die of cancer. He died because so many people said negative things about his products online! You should all be ashamed of yourselves driving an innocent man to an early grave!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/844 was me. I don't even remember what I was so happy about at the time.
I should stop wanking so much.
If you stop wanking other people, you'll cut it way down.
>>223 Nonsense! Clearly the cause of death was the shock of seeing the South Park episode HUMANCENTiPAD.
>>224 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/882 was me, I was very happy.
I can't remember if I've said this before but there should really be an anime adaptation of Dostoevsky's The Idiot. Myshkin is the perfect straight man protagonist and Rogozhin makes a great pretty lovable villain. Fangirls can write all sorts of slash fiction about the homoerotic tension between them. Nastassya is the "large-breasted woman with an attitude", and of course Aglaya is tsundere for the prince.
I wish I were a cute girl.
I talk a good game, but my study habits still haven't improved much.
Shut the fuck up and listen to what people who are better than you have to say.
I wish >>231 and I were cute girls and that we could drink tea together.
I'm falling asleep..
I wish I was mighty sugoi anime
>>238, he wants to be a neat two dimensional asian girl, like any of us.
Wake up with a splitting headache and ringing ears... okay... underwear is soaked with blood... okay... empty whisky bottle... right... shredded wrists and thighs... hmmm... front door standing open... ehhh... guitars lying in the hall... ah.... essay text from ex-girlfriend on phone... emmm...
Reverend D. Wayne Love wouldn't shake my hand! Fucking dick!
This job is making me lose sleep. Not even sure why, it's pretty easy and my hours are short.
I just started playing Monster Hunter and I keep finding myself putting more than 10 hours into it a day.
>>242
I want to start playing Monster Hunter and want to put 10 hours a day into it but I keep finding myself playing SNES and arcade games instead.
So, my roommate has now moved out. Feels awfully quiet here tonight.
There's been a shitposter on 'Area lately and his posts are literally painful to read. Why must DQN be VIP and the other one... not so VIP?
It's so much fun posting on 'Area. Fucking bollocks to it, he-he-he.
>>245
Don't worry about it, in my experience they tend to go back and forth. For now I've started posting on dqn instead but I'll probably go back to the area eventually.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://alt.org/nethack/wishes-c.html wishing for 1297
Performing the eyeroll hurts my eyes.
My mind cannot even begin to comprehend dildos
You know what's super lame and not worth the investment? Babies. But people keep getting them anyway.
I was trying to study today, but a certain mental image kept bugging me. There was I, a middle-school nerd, standing with a basketball. People shouted, "Dunk it, man!" "Come on, throw a ball, DORK!" "DO IT!" "Look at that dumbo, HEEY I NEED SOME TIME TO THROW A BALL PROPERLY" "DUNK!!"
But I couldn't I was too scared of fucking it up and just stood there.
Butterfly breeding is probably very complicated and difficult.
Your mother dies a fiery death,
I saw it in a winter breath.
These things CAN be;
Drink deep my tea!
I should smoke meth.
That person who keeps bumping terrible threads is making me feel rather vexed. I hope they don't make a habit of it.
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!
>>252
Seriously. Retarded baby = lifelong misery. Retarded dog = lol.
Thinks seen by dokyuns on google before entering the ELITIST SUPERSTRUCTURE:
DQN - Wikipedia
ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/DQN - Translate this page
DQN（ドキュン）とは、日本で使われるインターネットスラング・蔑称の一つである。ヤンキー（不良）など、粗暴そうな風貌をしている者や実際に粗暴な者、また非常識で知識や ...
中二病 - 厨房 (ネット用語) - 河合塾 - 悪魔ちゃん命名騒動
Teaching English abroad in Japan: DQN - Japanese slang and ...
www.julieinjapan.com/.../dqn-japanese-slang-and-weird-baby-names...
23 Feb 2010 – Anyway, DQN started because there used to be a Japanese TV program called "Mokugeki Dokyun", about crazy people. Soon, Dokyun started ...
I was about to post a semi-thought provoking comment here but then I realised how pretentious it sounded.
>>260 go for it, I promise I will spend time thinking about it, its underlying messages, double meanings, connotations etc.
And since you're posting anonymously I don't have any prejudice. Post your perhaps-pretentious ponderings with pride and enthusiasm. Sometimes pretentious can be pleasant!
I've lost control of my life.
>>261
I wish I could, but I've forgotten what it was. It definitely involved the word "neurotypical".
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Comin' at ya what you going to do!?
tomorrow is going to be so beautiful, i'm so lucky. it seems too good to be true.
Depressed because I preordered a figure, but now I can't afford it. It's a really nice one, too...
>>267
Could you link to it please? I promise that I won't order it to mock you.
Personally, I came across some beautiful figures of Touhou characters, but I had to remind myself that I can't afford to waste a few thousand yens.
Dear Espeon:
Sorry about not posting your fan-fiction last week. It grew well beyond a sketch and would have upset a lot of people in this thread if I had posted it here. As I'm not sure it could ever be pared down sufficiently and still retain its filthy integrity, I'll just give you a summary:
You sparked a nuclear war through your role in the accidental erotic asphyxiation death of Kim Jong-un.
--Your biggest fan.
This is very inspiring, >>270! I appreciate your work.
272 is a pretty nice number.
273 minus 77 equals Espeon's number in pokédex.
My date today went so well that when she got home her sister and mother were hugging her saying she should move back home with me and marry me. Should i be incredibly pleased with myself or a little nervous?
>>274
What the fuck is going on here? We need details. Make them up or whatever.
So what happened? She immediately told her family all about the date the second you walked back in the door? If so, why were you there for this? Were you just standing there awkwardly the whole time or did you learn about this later?
Are you both older? As in, would they like her to move out ASAP? Is your culture the marrying type? (Jew/Mormon)
>>275 well I've only met her a few times, because we live 300 miles apart, but ever since the first time we met we've stayed in touch every day talking on bebo etc. That was actually only the 4th time I've met her, and our first actual date. This is because she lives maybe 40 miles from my hometown but I moved away to go to university. Anyways, leading up to it she said I should draw her a picture and she knitted me a little teddy. I put a lot more effort into the picture than I normally do, even my paid commissions, and it included just various things about us and things we've said and things that have happened between us, and >>274 LOVES [her name] FOREVER XXXX
The date was like a fairytale, the only thing that would have made it better is if we weren't in a shithole town haha. I bought her lunch then we walked through the park then wandered round the cemetery. Then we got on our separate buses back home. When I got back we were chatting on facebook and said they were asking her about it, and they saw the picture and were so happy for her, saying she should chase me. But chasing implies I'm running away and I'm certainly not.
I'm just a bit older than her, she's of legal age to get married but she wouldn't be able to celebrate with a drink. But we've talked a long time about our inevitable wedding and honeymoon. Nothing would make me happier than being with her, I'm just nervous about the distance (I can't move back because I run a business in my city and I think she wants to stay in the country) and also that she still has the best few years of her life coming up whereas I'm almost at the end of mine, I hope I don't get in the way
>>277
That's shockingly vanilla. I was hoping we'd hear all about courting rituals in the Tuvan-American community or something cool.
おげんきですか。
I hate living downtown, it's so fucking noisy!
I am 31 and I still play DND. I don't want to, but my friends keep showing up at my house and expecting to play. It's starting to get awkward now that some of them have kids. What's going to happen when those kids are old enough to realize that we are lame fucks?
OH wait, all kids think their parents are lame. Ours will just have scientific proof.
Damn, I'm so lazy. Everything bores me. Having taught myself philosophy and esoteric maths after dropping out of school at the absurd age of fifteen, the universe of six years later seems so desperately dull... Nothing challenges me. So I exercise, learn and create for a bit out of distraction until, offended by routine, lethargy strikes and I am back to either sleeping or masturbating copiously.
Such is the like of a hikikomori, I suppose.
I wish my body would recover from cumming faster so I could do it more often.
vc: repetion
Why does orgasm feel like a missing gear? Where is my sperm? Oh god, this is so depressing that it makes me want to masturbate again.
>>290 congrats, I guess.
The "I guess" is only for the accordion, by the way.
Is she a robotic catgirl?
Oh man, I am fucked up... I keep seeing things... like... in the distance... They move with me or something so they are always ahead of me. God damn... Are you supposed to hallucinate on marijuana?
>>294
The best weed I ever smoked made the world go 2D. Yeah, it can do that. You're probably not awake anymore. If you are, what else did you take?
>>295
I had a salvia trip which did that. Everything became a volume-less cutout that rotated with the angle you looked at it, so it was impossible to see "behind".
Last time I had salvia my bedroom turned into Spring Yard Zone from Sonic 1, and my friend turned into a Yadorin badnik so I rolled into him.
You should be isolated from the rest of society.
You should be isolated from the rest of society.
This is my second 300 GET in the space of two days. How exciting!
My friend was already high when I got there. There was a bit left in the bong so I took a hit from it. I think "dro" marijuana was in the bong. I had brought a Colt .45 (32oz malt liquor) which I finished pretty quickly. A few hours passed before the next guy shows up with "hash" marijuana. There was four of us together, and we smoked a gram of the hash.
I'm not a big marijuana user so I don't know all the terms.
I want to post something but I'm not sure what.
Pseud0ch is the only style that works for me just now, and it doesn't save to that style every time i come here ( ・͠-・)
Try to use your imagination instead of drugs.
Imagination can be mighty awesome, but you have to learn how to use it.
People take drugs for experiences their mind unaided cannot provide. It's like crossing the ocean: You're gonna need a boat. >>304-san has obviously never taken any drugs and believes everything his government tells him.
>>305-san accepts only things that he likes, yet still believes that he is a free-thinker.
>>306 refuses to look above his almighty pedestal and gaze in humiliation at those who, unafraid of change and unhindered by terror, laugh lightly at the man who is king of his hill.
>>305-309 can stop using drugs any time. They just don't want to.
Why so much violence?
Seems like someone here's just discovered "chicken on a raft". Stop spamming it, it's ancient
Why does nobody talk about mittens any more?
takes a long drag on Espeon's mitten
Babay, they don't call me HorseThunder for nothin
I have a man crush on ゆよゆっぺ .
I've had a wonderful day, i bought two great records, had dinner with my mum in a japanese restaurant, went to an awesome gig, got a date tomorrow with a babe, just had a joint and saw a shooting star, and now i'm on DQN! Are you as happy as me everyone? PLease say yes!
My captcha is gothing and I'm listening to Bauhaus!
>>319
Your joyous enthusiasm cheers me up a little. Keep being awesome, dokyun!
The girl in dokyuncrush.jpg just got married. Good thing she's not my real crush.
Suddenly, Autumn happened!
Being severely red/green colourblind, all Autumn really means to me is that I no longer know what colour the leaves are. Also it's cold.
I hope the doctor doesn't shove his hand up my ass in the hospital when I go back.
I'm done for. All my truancy is going to finish me. I'm going to kill the dean and then myself.
I'm doing it I"M DOING IT MAN
>>325
Someone who can't use apostrophes properly deserves to die. This reminds me of the time when I went into a fish & chips shop and saw a sign on the wall which read:
CHEES'Y CHIPS
£0.80
How someone can even get an apostrophe that wrong is beyond me. But anyway, what I'm trying to say here, >>325, is that you should probably stick with not killing yourself.
>>326 well that's not really that wrong, considering they used it to show a missing letter. O'er the hills an' far awa', a' the we'ans were chasin' a ba'
D'N D'N L'L
I think the underlying cause of depression over my job is missing my girlfriend.
>>329
Cheer up. I don't have a girlfriend at all. I get depressed over the happiest stuff.
Exam tomorrow. Should be studying. Instead, I'mma eat pizza and not give a fuck.
I'm sad.
Children get lost in th woods all the time, don't they? Given that, why do they make camouflage children's clothing?
No, no it won't. We are done for.
That angry frying pan wielding cat at the top of the page is approaching his 500,000th stir fry. I just saw it on 499,466 which is a pretty nice number, I must say.
>>337 I refreshed it like 50 times and screencapped it at 499,499, but then it went to 499,502 next time i looked
>>338
One of my friends that has it on his BBS has noticed that it's laggy. I saw it at 499,002. Weird that it's already been that long.
On Avery Island by NMH is good.
My plan worked flawlessly.
Durings storms you can often hear light, ning.
I though the questio, ning would never end.
I'm going out for some fine dine, ning.
He's pi, ning for the fjords.
etc..
It's weird to realize how fast the semester is passing.
For some reason I felt the urge to take one of my framed photos off my wall. When I lifted it up, a $50 bill that was wedged between it and the wall fell onto the floor. I now have drug money for buying the DXM someone wanted me to buy!
It's finally getting colder! Maybe I'll go outside!
For I have lived mah life to the full I have no regrets
I love you, internet.
Tasty food, seeing my parents, awesome cars... it's been a good day!
she was beautiful,
but nothing really there.
>>353 would be more appropriate in this thread:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137645057
Archduke is dead. Archduke remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the VIPPERS of all VIPPERS? What was poorest poster and mightiest ruiner of all threads has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What shitty threads shall we bump, what shit shall we post? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Archdukes simply to appear worthy of it?
I have so many better things to do at the moment, but instead I'm bumping this thread. So there.
Which one of you is ID:A8wsgoSY in /love/ and /personal/? There's so much nonsensically off-topic banter that is too DQN to be a serious poster.
>>359
It's nothing outrageous. But the poetic sentiment and uncultured randomness strikes me particularly. This one was a gem.
>she loves you so much.
>it was the great universe night and did you see it?
>lets go see stars in the night sky.
I fainted tonight watching Drive. It's a really good film though, I recommend it
The best part of the winter season is definitely eggnog!
>>361
Build something like http://tablec.at except show random posts from these threads.
>>364
Hey, I just watched that too. The acting is superb, the cinematography hypnotic. However, I found the narrative somewhat disappointing. After a promising beginning, it moves suddenly into a crime subplot that's too predictable. The film deserves something a bit more subtle. Overall it was excellent, however.
Mourning for the death of the discoverer of the land of S-expressions.
>>365 yes haha, I'm not very good at watching things that are a bit gruesome, the bit where the guy's head gets stamped in wasn't too bad but the bit with the guy stabbing the other guy in the eye then in the throat loads of times, I started getting tunnel vision and flopped out unconscious, and my friends woke me up haha.
>>368 ah I thought the plot was excellent, but I knew what the film was about first anyway. Right from the start though I regarded it as basically a movie of a grand theft auto game, how the character is portrayed and the cutscenes and stuff
>>369 it has not been a good month for people who know that that means.
I was driving through a small town one day and saw a sign for a restaurant called "Don's". But it was in all caps, so naturally I thought it said "DQN'S".
Why are my VCs so fucking awesome recently? Today alone I've had:
Time for a social experiment:
Many many weeks ago, www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn was quite an active place (well, as active as anything DQN ever is). This included a massive expedition to the East. From x:100 to x:300, the landscape was replaced with a line of text. This text included, at one point, a list of everything visible to me at the time of writing. This included a poster, next to my computer monitor, of a certain animal, which I described in nauseating detail.
My question to you, DQN, is can you remember what animal is on my poster?
>>375
I'm sorry, I must have stopped helping build our little world long before you wrote that T.T
Halloween is coming! I suddenly want to build a catapult and fire pumpkins at random places to see if they end up damaging anything.
Wowee I found an old PS1 memory card and what a memory card!
I'm not much of a gamer anymore but looking back on these achievements fills me with pride!
I'm sick and tired of studies. I'm thinking about leaving my university. Screw science, it's too tiresome in my old age.
When I was a young man, I had intellectual pretenses, but as I get older, I realize that I've always been rather a simple fellow. If I can't eat it, shoot it, or fuck it, I'm not interested.
I don't think anyone's ever been so madly in love with me as this young lady is, yay
>>375, all I remember is someone ranting about touhou. But I'm going out of my way here and guess it's a panda.
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Baseball seems exciting all of a sudden!
>>375
For some reason I keep thinking African animals, like a lion or maybe a giraffe or an elephant, but I can't really remember.
It's espeon!
Today's rat got his little face crushed in and lived (for awhile). In an effort to escape, he leapt off the top shelf of the shed and found terra firma. Nearly as home free as any rat with a crushed snout and lodged in a trap can be, he then got his leg caught in yet another trap. What a shitty day that animal had...
> someone ranting about touhou
Yes, that would be me.
Anyway, the correct answer was that it was a CAT on my poster. A very nice cat too.
Apple juice sort of looks like piss, doesn't it?
>>395
Is this you?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1311881634/46
Rat heaven would smell terrible...
Should I meet my childhood friend tomorrow, or stay up all night and watch anime...?
Stay up all night and watch anime with your childhood friend tomorrow. And by watch anime I mean make love.
>>358
you don't have to care in one bit.
it is not bad to opinion.
reflect on the moon's beauty.
dance with me under the stars.
we are always human.and we are love.
I just can't be moved to give a fuck about Captain America. Am I a bad American?
Tyrian's music rules.
>>401
I don't know, but I don't give a shit about him either.
I do, however, think of him as one of the lame tier super heroes as his abilities aren't all that amazing.
I was thinking that I was always looking at the past and remembering how good of a time I always used to have. But if I so fondly look at the past like that perhaps the present isn't as bad as I make it out to be.
The Secret Area of VIP Quality definitely no longer quality anymore because of that shit poster (you'll know the one if you go there) the admin seems to think livens the atmosphere and hence allows him to keep shitting up the board. Don't get me wrong; the "don't think, feel" philosophy is one that I certainly agree with. But there's another one that's also important: "Shit posts are not quality." I really love the SAOVQ, but I've been feeling more at home here recently.
>>405
Possibly the best part about that place is how after every shitpost a couple people will helpfully chime in "Off to the tanasinn chamber!" or something else to that effect. It certainly livens the place up a bit, don't you think?
Speaking of tanasinn, I always thought DQN to be more tanasinn than VIP. The latter should live with its "shit posts aren't quality" mindset.
I'm getting more and more depressed in my university. Or, well, because of skipping it almost every day. I guess I'm knee-deep in trouble, but I try not to think about it. But then I still DO think about it. Hopefully this post will ease up my mind a little bit.
It's just I'm at that impasse again: study all day long a couple of weeks to catch up or just let it drift until I receive a notice of expulsion. Again.
I just want to be a good bass player! 7 years of playing and Im still no more than mediocre. Lately when I go to play Im so sickened with my lack of skill I hate myself and just put it away.
So, today I woke up and said, "You're the fucking espeon! Get a job!"
>>411
You get more self-obsessed by the day, Espeon.
Captcha was hire, appropriately enough.
>>412
I'm about to start *stealk*ing myself.
Everything seems to be going right in my life and I'm incredibly happy, but I'll be even happier when >>413 goes away
>>413
Seriously though, why do you even bother using a tripcode? There's so few of us here you can pretty much tell us apart as "the guy with the menstruation fetish" or "the guy who rants about Touhou".
>>415
Sometimes I make up a whole bunch of conflicting personas, just to mess with you.
>>411,413
Espeon, you don't need a job. I'm sure someone will adopt you.
lol tripcodes
Found one crushed under the garage door today. Not sure if that's how it died or not, but I'll still count it as a kill.
I, too, feel like expressing my individuality.
>>419
14 dead since I started counting. I don't really know my grand lifetime total because I hadn't bothered counting before. In the past it was just a couple at a time. This run has been a pretty major event, though. Remember how destructive ONE can be.
I swear sometimes rats follow me. They're everywhere I go. Maybe as a result of some mutation my sweat smells like a female rat in heat or something.
>>422
Is considering rubbing a rat trap under your arm to test the hypothesis that you're exuding rat pheromones a symptom of the plague? Because if so...
>>411
ttp://chanarchive.org/4chan/vp/9224/dammit-espeon-cut-it-out
I'm getting really sick of all you people in that demanding things of the last poster thread. You can't come in, go "Hey, fuck you guy before me!" and then start pushing others around. We got a pecking order here in the DQN, see? You gotta start at the bottom and work your way up. You can't have your cake and eat it, too. If the previous poster says, "go on 4chan," you do it! If he says "spend time on something creative," you know what? It's not like you were going to use those ten minutes for anything! Jerk off to your Fate/Zero porn another time, sweet Saber will be there waiting for you. And you know what? If someone tells you to commit seppaku, it is your duty, your moral imperative, to commit seppaku. I mean fuck, I'd commit even commit seppaku on camera. I have a sword and a webcam. Just tell me when.
>>420
Let's all post with tripcodes in this thread.
>>421
Perhaps you are a rat!
>>425
(☝ﾟ∀ﾟ)☝ This guy! "Seppaku!" Listen to this guy, and his jokes!
>>425
I promise that I tried really hard, but committing seppuku with Sonic is impossible. It really just is. You should try it out yourself.
>>425
I agree it's more fun if everybody puts in effort to keep up with the demands. However, you can't realistically expect too much from the average lazy DQNer. I am a little sad that nobody spent time on my demand to make something creative. But such is DQN.
>>428
I was actually about to do that when the next guy posted. I was going to make a crude 10 minute MS paint drawing of Espeon on a bicycle. In retrospect, I'm happy that I didn't because my MS paint drawings are quite a bit below the average quality of an average MS paint drawing.
We should have some almost-oekaki exchange thread, but we'd be too lazy to post in it and it'd die.
>>428 I saw your post and was disappointed that there were three posts after you, because I would have put a lot of effort into a 10 minute creative piece for you.
I often tag my creations with DQN on various content hosting sites...
( ￣д￣;) Thank you for telling me about the super fun party that you didn't invite me to. Really, interesting stuff.
If I were to move into a large house with 5-8 other /jp/ anons in it, how fucked would I be?
>>433
As someone who has lived with three other nerds/otaku, I can say this has the potential to be, as these things are wont, either really awesome or really awkward. There was an implicit respect of intellect and personal boundaries which formed an almost familial relation between us all, comfortable as we were around one another. Everyone enjoyed anime, online games, MTG, science, technology, and when one found something particularly witty or interesting online, he could blurt it out expecting rapt appreciation from all present.
But, as >>434 notes, we were horrendously unkempt. Dishes and discarded food packaging cluttered every free surface, picked up only on absentminded impulse. A woman, one roommates sister, was present at times and would clean whenever she felt it necessary (which fortunately was a lot more often than us). Everything in the sink was cleaned weekly by each resident in turn, yet till then the kitchen resembled some post-apocalyptic smorgasbord of ceramic, glass and plastic.
And so, knowing that, would you still take the chance?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/petaflickr/2752855157/in/photostream/
Dear PeTA:
You haven't changed my mind at all and thanks for the picture.
I had mephedrone last night for the first time in like a year last night, completely out of the blue. And I just got 3 pretty good job offers today. And a beautiful young lady is travelling 300 miles to fuck me in a couple of weeks.
I wish I could share my joy with some of the dokyuns here who I think could do with some~
My, she certainly pulled off that fairy look really well.
I am doing well so far in not eating today. It was mostly because I am NEET that I managed to shave off six of those hours, but I will keep this up and enjoy my cold dinner at 12 A.M./00:00.
>>433
I give it 3 days before the house fills up with used tissues and encrusted ona-holes.
Oh my god, that last poster in the Demanding from the next poster thread, that was beautiful!
I've successfully completed the challenge of not eating for an entire day.
>>436
I love these campaigns. I sort of feel like I should stop eating meat out of gratitude, but it's so darn tasty.
My girlfriend's period is a week late. It's probably because of the stress of moving to a new country and getting a new and tiring job but that doesn't stop me from being extremely worried~
Damn, talk about out of my league...
Everyone seems to make such quality posts in the demanding thread...I'm afraid to post there...
I haven't been DQN in such a long time... I wonder what happened in the past 500 days.
My classmates are idorts.
>>450
If by quality, you mean that I spend 3592359 paragraphs trying to explain something then sure...
On a side note, my cycling route was amazing. Going out is fun sometimes. You should all try it!
>>454
I had much less of an aversion to going outside and taping that Haruhi drawing to an inanimate child because I had to bike around a park to get to it :3
Is it just me, or are we DQNs a lot different from the people who post on the other boards? Just browse the personal and culture boards... who are these people?
>>459 This is my favourite thread because I like to think what kind of person would be a regular poster on /dqn/, it seems to be a small pool of very odd individuals. Some things people say here, on one hand scares me a little sometimes, but on the other hand I like to think we would share some sort of camaraderie.
To be honest I've never actually explored anywhere else on 4-ch.net, so I might use your post as an excuse to.
god i haven't been here since forever
DQN makes me smile
>>459
I personally post on the other boards, but not often. Perhaps each board is assigned one regular user and only he/she posts there? It would make sense given the lack of traffic.
I sort of understand what you mean though. Some of the other boards have quite regular posts like those you would find in a `normal' discussion board. And that's okay!
Continuations are a low-level Hourai elixir.
>>462 Of course, I'd consider myself one of those odd individuals haha, I dread to think someone I know IRL would stumble across this board and recognise some of the things I've said.
I'm just a simple NEET, don't mind me ( ´ω`)
The other boards are pretty slow and boring compared to /dqn/ but they aren't all bad. In fact four years ago /love/ actually helped me get my first girlfriend.
The thread is 1173252727. Ah, I was such a young and immature fool back then. It's extremely embarrassing to go back and read it.
Anyway, for anybody curious about the end of that story, we stayed together for over two years, then we "took a break" while she went to study abroad, and that's where it ended.
Is this real? I kind of want to believe the queen actually did that...
Haha I want to know what Morrissey thinks
I'm not sure if I'm happy being a creeper.
>>469
How are you a creeper? Tell us about creepy things you do in as much detail as possible. You're anonymous here, so cut out details that could personally identify yourself and others, but go wild besides that.
I haven't caught a rat all week. All of my disgusting little friends may have gone to infest the big garden shed in the sky.
It feels like my life lacks purpose all of a sudden. Is it too corny to call it empty rat nest syndrome?
>>471
Everyone does that.
I feel like shit. I've been feeling like shit for the past 24 hours.
>>472
I don't enjoy sexual pleasure, actually. Is this normal?
>>474
I bet the Pope masturbates.
Just think of that every time you are tempted. That old German troll just looking you in the eyes while he does it with that creepy-ass "smile."
You can thank me later.
>>474
If you don't enjoy it, then why do you call it pleasure? Say "I don't enjoy orgasm" instead, maybe.
>>479
I demand that you write the DQN time at the time of reading on your stomach. Get a camera and record yourself masturbating.
>>476
Excitation of the nerve endings in such a case is just commonly called pleasure. I suppose I could have said, "I don't like the penile excitation of nerve endings". But that would have sounded silly.
Typical dokyun: ttp://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/4/b/4bbfbfe3.jpg
Typical vipper: ttp://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/8/3/83cb1855.jpg
NEET
Guess what's on the FRONT PAGE of the Wall Street Journal, guys...
>BERKELEY, Calif. -- Fifteen young men in this hotbed of activism gathered at an Indian restaurant on a recent Sunday and made an appeal: Could the waiter please switch from the news to "My Little Pony"?
>Then the men heaped their plates with curry and clustered around tables to absorb the Pony cartoon, share trivia about characters and play show-and-tell with the various plastic Pony toys they had brought along.
>Meet the self-described "bronies."
This isn't the weekly independent. Fuck no, this is the WALL STREET JOURNAL. What is going on?
>>485
A bunch of fags are doing a bunch of stupid shit because they can and trying to force some stupid shit onto other people. It's only a matter of time till these cock suckers get taken down for being annoying, stupid fucks that need to die.
Ｉａｍ ｓｏ ｖｅｒｙ ｆｕｌｌ ｏｆ ｈａｔｅ．
WSJ Story continued...
>It wasn't supposed to be this way. When Hasbro Inc. and Discovery Communications Inc. revived the "My Little Pony" franchise on a new network called The Hub, an executive told investors the remake was for "the three- to six-year old girl and her mom, ho has fond memories of 'My Little Pony' from her childhood."
>...In an email, a Hasbro spokeswoman said of the bronies: "From what we've seen, they are a small group of 'My Little Pony' fans who don't necessarily fit what one might expect of the brand's target audience."
lol
>Some bronies disdain Hasbro's Pony figurines, which they find too commercial and not "show accurate." A pet peeve: On TV, Princess Celestia is a heavenly white, but the toy is cotton-candy pink. So the bronies frequently buy unofficial merchandise including treasures such as pipe-cleaner Ponies.
beyond the land of lol
Just imagine, most of these guys were poking fun at otakus just a little more than a year ago.
I think they're trying to transcend irony by creating an infinite loop of it.
>>488
Huh. I'm starting to understand how people can think we're so pathetic just for enjoying anime.
>>491 don't you feel pathetic watching anime? I always do, i just don't mind it
>>491
Hey, I'm better than these people! It's not like I go to meetups... except for all those conventions... hmm. And it's not like I spend money on it... except for all this shit on my wal--FUCK!
Well, at least cumming on figures of cute anime girls is less creepy than doing it to ponies.
Plus, cleaning their manes afterwards must be one hell of a job for those guys. Probably they enjoy it the same way some people love using rifles: shoot them, clean them.
I work with horses for a living and how anyone can find them cute is beyond me.
When did horses become girly anyway? They're very functional animals that were used by knights and cowboys. Next we'll be making plush toys of bears.
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I love reading "Is this a <character_name>?.." comments on
rule34 sites. They have that unique "Now I've seen
everything!" feel. The first thing that comes to my mind is,
"No, no you haven't, bro." But I wisely keep it to myself,
that youngster will discover it on his own.
Stop talking about "magical powder" here, you're going to bring the cops down on us!
also, >>500GETTO
I might be getting an Onee-sama～♥
This is great as I've never had a sister type relationship with my real sister since she hated me and abused me as a kid.
I might be getting ahead of myself, but I'm a little excited.
I was recently reading something and saw the word "brainstorming." My brain wackyparsed it as "branstorming." This can only mean I'm not getting a well-balanced breakfast. ~_~;
Started writing a song today called I Cut My Willy Off With A Stained-Glass Window Shard (Once In A Lifetime)
>>504
That reminds me of a song I wrote called I've Been in Love With You Ever Since You Poured Hydrochloric Acid on My Pants
i'm so happy i could cry
ahhhhh new mlp episode up!
fuck
(◕ ◡ ◕) i need a cigarette and a shit
It has been one week since I caught my last rat. I think I got them all... I just... I don't know what to do.
I have nothing to remember them by. I should have made a little graveyard for them with popsicle stick crosses. Oh well. Instead I'll just stencil "RAT HEAVEN" on the garbage can...
>>508
Now you must set out on an adventure and find more rats to kill in whichever way you want.
This is the beginning, now go forth and kill some more or whatever the shit you like doing to them.
>>508
I hear that badgers and weasels give better EXP and loot.
>>508 get yourself a powerful air gun and go on night hunts near local markets/dumps or other homeless people-infested places.
The movie "Oasis" made me cry.
Last night my mum said "oh wow we seem to have a lot of internets tonight!"
I'm really pissing off a lot of people.
I'm really pissing myself off.
Do we think in English?
And one for the road.
INHUMANOIDS! INHUMANOIDS! The evil that lies within!
I'm not sure which is worse: that I understand these depictions or that I understand what's this comic about: http://alt.org/nethack/dudley/?658
http://soundcloud.com/dsfa/320-im-a-dqn-raised-by-a-hen
>Plays 6
Newest DQN-research indicates, that there are, in fact, only 6 dokyuns left in the wild.
>>528 i only just gave it a proper listen just now, first time since I made it haha
do you like the artwork?
I've been playing so much Touhou that the letters in blocks of text kind of start moving like bullets. Ugh...
>>524
May I introduce you to my mother? Make sure that your skirt isn't too short or she might think that you're a whore.
SAoVQ is down and that's no good
A lot of hikikomoris are bound by their anxiety and low self-esteem. I, however, feel that staying home is the surest way to keep my anger at/intolerance of being around anyone for more than an hour in check.
I'M A POTENTIALLY VIOLENT SHUT-IN AND I VOTE
Lately I've been getting a bit anti-social for some reason.
This is a startling realization. ( ﾟ-ﾟ)
Anyway, I'm gonna keep being a lazy piece of shit and do whatever the hell I feel like doing.
Mrenh.
I was going to google DQN, but then I realized I was already browsing DQN.
So I just looked up the election results and it's pretty clear my vote wasn't counted because I did a write in and there are zero write ins reported from my precinct.
Also, there were signs in the area saying "Lolita" for school board and you would think that's a pretty shitty first name to be using for that position except her last name is Mancheno-Smoak.
I am increasingly convinced that veganism is a conspiracy to kill Westerners through malnourishment.
>>539
I saw a picture of that. I hear she changed her name to Dolores?
You think she'd just avoid the whole `Lolita' thing altogether...
Here is some less commonly known knowledge about ghosts: A person's self is his memories. How we remember our world and our actions is who we are. A ghost isn't a spirit as much as it is memories leaked into the world. When a person dies suddenly, his memories release themselves into the world and embed themselves into their surroundings. If the person's will is left intact, a ghost is formed. This is why ghosts tend to be found in the places they spent the most time in while they were alive, in places with strong associated feelings, and are often victims of violent deaths (which literally eject the spirit). May this help you on your quest.
IGNORE THIS OKAY
Ghosts, it turns out are mostly carbon monoxide leaks and improperly sealed doors and windows.
>>546
I can guarantee you that my waifu is neither a carbon monoxide leak, nor an improperly sealed door, nor is she a window. Trust me, I'm an expert on the subject.
Don't think, don't feel, just be.
The immediacy of response makes the internet seem like an all-knowing mother, giving you the illusion of control as you allow others to dictate your life. The computer is a powerful instrument, but don't let it become a crutch. Use it as a tool, not a guru.
Like I was saying, once upon a time there a little boy on the Internet named Espeon and he kept writing threatening statements about the President forums for some faggoty anime-themed M-P-O-R-N…. er, M-M-P-O-R-G and these scary guys from the Secret Service showed up in SUVs and suits and woke him up at one in the afternoon on a day he had to work the graveyard shift. Yeah, shut the fuck up both of you! And YES you both are too old for bed time stories especially at four o’clock in the morning but this is serious fucking business! Those guys took my computer and there were lots of naughty pictures of your mom and I on it and I am fucking pissed!
I don’t care what daddy says about Obama at home, Espeon! You don’t repeat it on the fucking Internet!
I don't want to go OUTSIDE and eat FOOD. I'd rather eat FOOD INSIDE.
I wonder if my food is done. If I go down and it isn't, I'll just be disappointed. But if I go down too late, it will have burned.
Why isn't all food in pill form yet?
Ahhhhh I sang a song to a girl with my guitar and she burst into tears and jumped on me and I also proposed to her
i'm getting married dqn aaaaahhhhh
When 4chan goes down, my mental state deteriorates.
>>557
Really? I find I become much more intelligent and have a more profound outlook on life. I then realise how terrible 4chan is and solemnly swear that, even when it's back up, I will never visit it ever again.
One day I will listen to myself.
Tee hehe, I haven't visited that place in about 4 years or so. Don't intend to do so anymore.
Today I found a little friend sitting on my walls, but he ran away from me. Then I realized that even the bugs don't like me anymore.
I don't know why, but I stop paying attention and suddenly end up doing stupid shit just to see how the person I'm with will react to it.
It's does produce decent data, however.
>>561
I often do this. Though I think it's mostly because of the dreamlike state I enter whenever I leave my bedroom. Oh, the joys of being a NEET!
I binge-watched all of Community season 1 in three days. I love its clever wit and variety of humor. I dislike the minor harem thing going on with the main character and the implications that strength and feminism are Britta's weak points.
And I have mixed feelings about the season finale. On the one hand it was exactly the ending I was expecting and hoping for, on the other hand I felt uncomfortable when I realized this.
The first Pokemon Generation was the best Generation. This doesn't mean the other Generations suck, but they are just not as memorable and nostalgic as the First.
>>564
Of course. Though the sprites sucked and walking was a pain.
>>565
I know, it sure made everything finer and the ability to travel to Kanto again blew my mind back then.
I just replayed Crystal again on the PC, because I sold it and my Gold version is broken. After I finished it, I realized that I prefer the first Gen more. But it's all opinions after all.
>the sprites sucked
Well, that's more likely again a matter of how you view it. I have to say, since almost every Pokemon got a unique sprite in R/B and Yellow, which makes 302 sprites, the quality of it is pretty high. Yet, the backsprites cause different views and I personally like them.
>walking was a pain
I think you just might got used to the running shoes. I wasn't bothered of the slow-down when you entered a building.
When I was playing Gold for the first time, I missed the guy who offers a free bike to player. I was quite surprised by the price of it and had to develop a schedule of beating Elite Four. I gave up on it pretty quick though.
The idea of some kid making a million just to waste it on a fucking bike still amuses me.
Is it just me or DQN got really crowded when 4chan went down?
whats a 4chan
Having a NEET girlfriend is awesome.
September has lasted for a while, hasn't it?
I'm trying to CTRL+V desperately, but nothing comes out. I think I should see a doctor.
http://usb.brando.com/usb-panda-heating-gloves_p01334c050d015.html just look at this spectacular scientific achievement.
Being a NEET girlfriend is horrible.
Goddamn when the fuck is 5
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only >>577 were mittens.
( ﾟヮ ﾟ) Mittens...
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!
( ˃ ヮ˂) NEXT ITERATION OF THEM MUST BE MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!
I've seen USB-heated mittens posted before on this very web sight (http://4-ch.net/dqn/index.html)
my lower intestine just went "buuuuuurrrrrm"
>>586
I should try mixing these to impress my lecturer.
Also, you wasted a perfect Pentium get.
Most people irritate me.
>>588 HIYA PAL YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF FOOD STUCK TO YOUR CHIN LET ME GET IT FOR YOU
I miss Espeon.
The queen of DQN is dead. ;__;
>>591
Yes there is. Just let me break it down OK
Emperor - Squeeks
King - MODD#withtrip
Queen - Espeon
Prince - ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Princess - ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃
Archduke - Deceased (?)
I'm constantly moving away from my spiritual ambitions, towards a hedonistic life. I'm not sure how to feel about it.
I had a girl straddle me and jerk me off in a way that looked like she was a futanari jerking over me
It kind of pisses me off whenever I see futanari abbreviated as "futa". That part of the word literally means "two". It comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of how Japanese abbreviation works ("futa" implies "futanari" only in compound forms, and only with clear context). And that's turrible.
herpes outbreak
It kind of pisses me off whenever I see dubstep abbreviated as "dub". Dub is a subgenre of reggae music, taking its name from the production technique of dubbing the tracks in a recording differently, in the studio. Dubstep in the beginning was using dub production techniques in 2-step and garage tracks, but doesn't bear much resemblance to what many would call dubstep today.
Great hungry beasts will roam the Earth.
I'm chewing about eight pieces of chewing gum simultaneously, and I'm kinda considering fetching some more pieces, y'know?
>>600
Chewing eight pieces of chewing gum at the same time is so last year. Get on with the times old man.
囧 looks kinda like a floppy disk.
>>596
If the Japanese can steal our words and mess around with them, we can do the same with theirs.
>>605 the true crime is that there has always been a perfectly serviceable English word for this.
>>607
Which word? Dickgirl?
I think futanari specifically defines animated/drawn in the Japanese style and there's usually some (weak) story. Dickgirl is just girl with dick. It's kind of like people who argue about the definition/use of the term "anime."
GO TEAM DICKGIRL
>>609 That was informative and entertaining, and on a tangent I watched the first episode of Card Captor Sakura and it was good and I liked it so I will watch it often.
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SELF-PITY AT ITS FINEST
Rockstar Life
I was going to make a wall decoration that would be a monument to catching 14 rats. I was going to get a stuffed rat and put it in a trap and hang it on the wall. It was just going to be a weird little joke.
In doing this, I discovered a line of stuffed toys by a company called Kosen. They're highly realistic. OH yeah, and they're $70. What the fuck kind of market is there for such a toy?
I was thinking about it and if you took a picture of your kids with this toy just sitting in the background, the photo processor might see it and be convinced that your child lived in a rat infested house and call the authorities. They're that good...
>>614
Why are you so obsessed with rat murder?
i_like_rat_murder.ogg
Oh god, is the lava supposed to do that? How in the hell did it jump out of that hole and engulf the entire island? WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE?!
>>617
Are you playing a game or did you make a poor real estate decision?
Just a gosh darned second, Onii-chan!
>>614
When you said $70, I was actually ready to buy one. I'm one of those guys willing to spend $70 on good stuff. I'm slowly but surely getting a collection of various plushies.
Sadly, all of the good animals are quite a bit more than $70. That $214 turtle looks rather pretty, so does the $152 crocodile. That $430 limited edition anteater will make me jealous forever. But I can't say that I have that kind of money sitting around.
Plushophiles' joy and pleasure
>>620
You seem to know too much about this...
I'm not going to destroy a high-end collectible toy for the sake of an inside joke. With that in mind, what do you know of competing brands, knock-offs, and counterfeits?
I was going to mock the other recent posters in this thread until I looked at Kosen's web page. It leaves me strangely wistful for a childhood I never had, stuffed rats and all. ( o_o)
I just finished infamous for the second time, went the evil route this time. The game's fun, but the story is so disappointing and the dialogue makes me cringe. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, the dialogue only changes a little and everything is pretty much the same, even the ending.
And you can't skip the credits, fuck you sucker punch i've already read them all
My current thoughts are on my own stuffed animal. My only plushie or furry thing was a goddamn panda and I have to say that it looked much better than any of these pandas on the Kosen website, they look really awkward. I loved it with all my heart, since it was the only stuffed toy I ever had. Allergic children have it so rough huggable-toys-wise.
I remember my mom put it in a special bag which was used in combination with the vacuum cleaner in order to vacuum seal and or clean stuff. At least that's what I was told, who knows what sick designs were behind her actions.
I still kind of have a strange desire for really big, fluffy, huggable things. It's like I never had enough huggable things in my life. I should be content with what I got, but when I see really big stuffed toys I feel this urge to hold them.
>>624
えんぜるになりたい
花になりたい
From what I can understand, it says:
"I would like to become an angel
I would like to become a flower"
Also, that handwriting is lovely.
>>622
I don't really know that much about it (being a more recent hobby of mine), but unsurprisingly, all collectibles cost actual money. Kosen is pretty much the most expensive place that I know of (but it's at least partly justifiable through quality).
Homemade stuff from Etsy & other marketplace sites can be really good for the prices but will probably still exceed your budget. Decent stuff starts at $30 shipped.
There's two basic rules that I've seen to avoid crap. First, only buy stuff with 1 in stock/with "group photos" including everything made (the "what you see is what you get" rule). Second, avoid buying stuff that doesn't show off the entire creation because the people that know what they're doing know that people that know what they're buying want to see the entire thing.
As for knockoffs/counterfeits, eBay is as usual 50% counterfeit, 20% big sellers selling above full price to suckers that get in a bidding war, 20% real but used and 10% scammers. Fakes vary in quality far too much to say anything conclusive about them; there's stuff that'll randomly fall apart and there's things that look perfectly the same and feel arguably better than the originals.
And of course, everyone has seen and knows of the standard $5 unlabeled crap from China. Toy stores and souvenir shops always have some around. Generally far from lifelike, but really the only sane option for destruction.
>>628
Thank you for showing me Etsy. There are a bunch of amazing things that may bankrupt me immediately.
> ...his little innards are needle-felted by hand out of 100% wool. He comes pinned into his wooden 8 x 10 inch frame, but he is not glued down, so you can take him out and cuddle him if you wish...
Is this you Ratman?
That /jp/ thread with three DQN in it was fun.
Wow, just think, the entire board was there!
ｌ ＡＭ ＳＯ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＵＬＬ ＯＦ ＨＡＴＥ
i love /z/ right now <3
My stools have been bloody for the past week. I should probably see a doctor but it's a pain in a language I don't speak and also embarrassing and time consuming.
>>631
I'd never keep a rat as a pet now. I did have one as kid, though. It rode around on my shoulder, systematically destroyed every toy I gave it, and only lived about 2 years. A fine pet for a disturbed child. Would recommend, A++++.
>>636
Run "bloody stools" through google translate 3-4 times, see what happens.
What the fuck is /z/. WHat the fuck DQN is doing on forcharn
Reply.
http://sovietrussia [dot] org/z/
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brain shits cuz sleepin is lame I war Girlfriend dresses a touhou I 1cc Touhou Youyoumu Hard
No! They lied!
It is not it.
I want to rub my penis on that miko's armpit. I wouldn't stop until I cummed on both.
>>642
not are you a necrophiliac you are a pedophile necrophiliac
The only motivation that I have for learning Japanese would be to insult people in both Japanese and English.
I don't understand how or why in movies people say "let's see each other tomorrow" and leave without specifying a time or place, then somehow magically meet up anyway.
Sometimes I wonder if my fears are an adverse-reaction caused by my low self-esteem in relation to my desires.
Captcha: cow
All of these black friday deals are "minimum 1 per store." It's faith-based shopping.
Believe what you wish dear >>649, but this dokyun's captcha was indeed cow. And now it's gri, was yours gri after you posted with cow?
>>650
No, mine's muze now. But I'm pretty sure I had gri the other day.
What's going on with DQN? On the one day it's full of artists, on the other musicians hang out here, on the third some nerds wrestle each other in maths. Drug addicts are replaced with drug critics.
When I die and go to hell, it's going to be an endless road trip with my parents.
lips irritating me.
I've been posting on a certain imageboard with a name lately and I occasionally attach an image. Strangely enough, no one impersonates me, and I get more hate for using a name than the posters that use a tripcode.
>>657
Teach me to succeed in various fields of study, please.
>>657
Me too.
>>658
I think philosophy helped greatly in my acceptance of various types of creative expression, if for no other reason than that it imparted a greater habit of universal contemplation. What could exist, why, and all its infinite permutations. Every aspect of human advancement simply draws from alternate interpretations of the world we see. A tree's dense wooden rivulets of bark inspire the artist to explore its flowing forms by imagery, while the scientist seeks ratiocination. Maybe it acted as the bridge between the two extremes of mathematical and artistic/theatric thought.
But it's also important to believe you can, without a doubt, achieve competence in whatever you set out to study. Don't be full of yourself. Trust logic and the most obvious answer. If you recall a paragraph about say, surface integration, to the point where you could recreate some equation, apply it and explain its meaning, chances are that you most likely understood what you'd just read. Sadly enough, a lot of people are hindered by nothing but some constant, irrational fear of failure, regardless of the topic at hand. If the piece fits, however, then it's the correct one.
Obvious methods to improve skills requiring intricate dexterity would be finger tapping, drumming, pen twirling. Typing does help keep joints straight while impacting the tips of your fingers, yet this is only a small part of any dexterous activity. Practice hand-eye co-ordination. If sketching, don't be afraid to make large sweeps or repetitive strokes.
I hope this helps somewhat.
oh god im in so much pain every part of my body is broken and numb
>>661
When I was younger, I played Starcraft a lot. One night I actually had a dream in which all that happened was that I played Starcraft. I remember it was a desert themed map, with compound buildings in a circle around the edge and a huge plateau in the centre. I was playing as Terran. Nothing unusual or out of the ordinary happened; it was just an average game of Starcraft.
Last night I dreamed about Minecraft, and it was not for the first time. I've also had a handful of Touhou dreams, but not nearly as many as I would like. Touhou dreams are the best dreams.
>>662
I understand how you feel. I used to dream about playing Quake. I'd just play "online" in my head. Nothing extraordinary about it. I started to go a wee bit crazy since the dreams were too realistic and normal, and I began to think I was actually playing online matches while I slept. Fortunately I knew a few regular players and asked them if I had been on, but they assured me I hadn't and suggested I stop playing for a while. I did just that and became sane again.
Every time I confide in someone I end up regretting it. So fucking sick of being betrayed.
I'm glad that I never confide anything in anybody.
ＦＩＳＴＩＮＧ
In my recent dreams I dote up a cat. I mean my khajiit character from Skyrim video game.
I'm still disappointed that a champagne bucket is used to chill champagne and not to drink champagne from...
I keep having dreams that I need to use the bathroom, but the only place to go is an absolutely disgusting hideous public bathroom. The public bathroom is different each time, but it is always disgusting.
Other times I dream that I am playing Megaman X9, and X9 resembles SNES Megaman games. When I am playing, I am unstoppable, and people are admiring my skills.
There's a button which, if you press it, you get 10,000 dollars! However, first you are sent into a dimension of nothingness, where you will be stuck for 500,000,000 years with nothing but your thoughts to keep you company. After this hellish existence, you will be transported back to the moment you pressed the button, with all your memories erased. Would you press it?
Such is the topic of this manga. Unfortunately I haven't been able to find an English translation of it.
http://umashika-news.jp/archives/51950055.html
As one commenter so adroitly puts it, "こんなDQNじゃ五億年でも宇宙理解できないだろｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ " (these DQNs wouldn't be able to understand the meaning of space even with 500,000,000 years lololol)
>>670
500 billion years alone with my thoughts? That's worth far more than any amount of money!
>>670
Sounds more like the main point of the button would be the tine you spend alone rather than the money. Can you commit suicide in the nothingness somehow?
Wait, you instantly forget your time in the 500M years of nothingness? Then there are no consequences at all, basically. Unfortunately, I'd rather have all that time and memories of it. It's too bad you can't bring a book (or all books ever printed in every language, given the time frame).
Also, you need only press the button 28 times to exist longer than the universe. Awesome.
I love the idea of this manga. But unlike a depicted person, I'd spend my time filling that space with my cum.
>>670
My memories of that time will be erased? Fuck that shit! I want to keep track of the entire time and keep that information as data!
I'll probably go insane from being alone for so long, but I want to experience that and I want to know just how much of that my piece of shit mind can take.
Just thinking about it makes me hard.
No, you can't commit suicide. The question isn't just about whether or not you would press it, but also if 500 million years of existence has any meaning if nobody remembers it.
Spoilers: The guy goes insane at first, but eventually starts scratching equations and shit into the floor and apparently reaches complete understanding of the universe. But of course, as soon as he reaches enlightenment he's transported back to Earth and has no memory, so he's all "Cool, nothing happened! Let's press it again..."
>Just thinking about it makes me hard.
I just want to make sure this is perfectly clear: you get sexually aroused at the prospect of being locked up in a realm of absolute nothingness and being mentally tortured.
Additionally, why 'piece of shit' mind?
I wonder how existentialism would pan out, knowing that those 500-millions years will essentially be worthless if you couldn't recall them in order to make any contribution to the external world.
Provided in that 500M years there is no way to kill yourself, and that you won't remember what happened and that you come back the instant you pressed the button... Whats the point of NOT pressing the button?
I wouldn't press it. The idea of losing my memories frightens me.
Exactly. The 500M years of solitude is the selling point and I'd want to remember it. On the other hand, would you remember much of anything of your life given a 500M year break from it? Might you forget all of your relatives and go completely insane (and then sane again, and then insane for millions of years at a time). Chances are you'd return from 500M of nothingness an absolutely destroyed wreck of a creature...
If you remembered 500M of nothingness, it might in fact be the most comfortable place for you and you'd just instantly return there, the world of things being too much for you. You'd end up being the ultimate hikikomori.
Damn it. I hate these alternating periods of stunning genius and self-loathing destruction. I have to know everything and yet I am obsessed with archaic pleasures and the base passions of human emotion. It does comfort me to find solace in the recollection of great minds whose lives mine reflect, eg. Poe, Schroedinger, Russell and the like. But they are much more refined than perhaps I shall ever be, which makes my case seem all the more hopeless...
At first I was going to describe my experience with untreated anxiety disorder, but screw it. I used to feel like >>685. However, nowadays I usually just start looking for some random drawn porn as soon as I feel a [possibly] brilliant idea coming up. Or, well, when I think about my life and easy ways to fix it. They are really easy, but yet impossible for me. I better touch my junk some more instead.
I often remember this: ttp://youtu.be/DzmpKbqEijE
>>686 here. Wankell engine is up and running for 8 hours. Came about three times already. I wish I could put all that wasted time and energy into something productive. ...something to project my vivid imagination into the external world.
I think the best reason to learn a foreign language these days is so that you can sound confused when airport security attempts to explain to you that you are smoking in a non-smoking area.
tokiko the BEST touhou
surely of the ones i know
Just thinking about how I may be making some pretty stupid decisions in regards to someone I know.
I need to die.
>>686
You are me. I've been working on a game for the better part of 3 months. And by working, I mean that I have something that displays an empty window and some stupidly bad programmer art (just some MS paint shapes). I know how to make all of this stuff but I can't be bothered. I want to make all of this stuff but I can't be bothered making all of this stuff. It's that feel you can't describe.
Professional game designer here.
It'll get easier once you get used to C+ and you finish the ABU. Try to amp your GPU's line, you'll see what I mean.
Have FAITH.
Today is 6666 day!
>>695
You're right! I hadn't noticed. How should we celebrate this auspicious occasion?
yawn
ゲーイセックス
Happy Satanday
I want to learn japanese but I feel like I'm too stupid and too lazy.
Too many nurds in the liberry.
You skuashed and punchshed nurds?
Hahaha. I shouldn't have read my girlfriend's chat logs. Now I'm all incensed and irritated over some seemingly innocuous, trivial conversation she had with some guy while staying at my house. She seemed really excited that they shared interest in a few stupid shows and animes. Hahahahahaha.
FUCK
"Am I gay, mom?"
"Yes. Yes, you are, son."
mucus in my mouth, on my teeth, on my lips. Why do I wake up to this?
点 kinda looks like a hammer on an anvil.
Evidently this town has a tourism commission and I have no idea why. From the transcript of the latest city council meeting:
>It turns out the only reason people visit this shit town is its proximity to the air force base. Can we build another one? No? OK. Well, on our four month fact-finding trip to places that actually attract tourists, we discovered that they all have one thing in common: nice weather. We've devised a plan to ship the entire town to Long Beach, reassemble it on enormous pontoons, and then tow it 1,600 miles to the southwest. If we purchased every boat on craigslist at the moment... What? No, I'm totally taking my medication, Mr. Mayor. You don't need to call security, I'll leave...
I feel incredibly depressed. For no reason. I hate this. I'd go to YouTube and look at some cats or whatever but I can't be bothered. I'm not tired and it's 4. I don't feel like doing anything.
>>711
Everything is pretty much meaningless. If tomorrow humankind ceased to exist, it would make no difference.
Except for the fact that it would make a difference to us. I don't know about you, but the teenage angst stuff gets old past 13.
Parents 'subtly' pressuring me to go on to do honours at university, despite the fact that it's rapidly becoming deprecated and pursuing an honours in modern history is hardly likely to make me any more employable at the end. Not only that, but I bullshitted up some proposal just because I was being pressured and would hate to actually study it.
More infuriating is the fact that the first thing my parents did upon finding out that I'd received some mail from the history department informing me that I was likely eligible for honours was to ring up all the family friends and say "He's eligible! He's eligible he's an honours kid!". Goddamnit guys way to try and force a decision.
Whining like this is hardly conducive to getting shit done so yeah. LJ bullshit out.
Oh look, everything's fine today. Possibly. Apart from this gigantic Dungeon Defenders update when I was just going to play it. Steam totally ruined my day and it only just started.
Dear MTV:
Was that episode of Beavis and Butthead with the rat written just for me?
I am unaccountably happy today.
Sariel brutally optimizes.
Bloodline Champions kept asking me to install XNA 3.1. So I did. And it kept asking, until I got tired of it and uninstalled. A shame really, the game looked cool.
i like the smell of my willy after sex.
I fail at watching anime.
You know what I think, Punpun?
There's a loneliness that's part of living as a human being, that you can never get rid of.
If, no matter how much you seek or hurt each other, they can never find full understanding with one another, then what are they supposed to believe in, you know?
>>724
So do I. Everytime I start watching a new series I just watch a few episodes and forget about it.
Fancy Lala was the best mahou shoujo ever.
I have the two biggest retards in the world sitting in front of me. I wish I could punch their teeth in.
>>727
Me too! Although my OCD kicks in if I remember I haven't watched a series completely...
i usually watch an episode of an anime with a meal, just now i'm up to series two episode 16 of school rumble... i liked series 1 but series 2 has felt like it's treading water a bit for a while, though it's picking up again. Some of the newer characters are pretty annoying I'm looking forward to the end, I hope they don't just milk it more.
Had to break into my own house just now.
want to watch anime with all my kawaii tomodachiz an' ting
>>732 I absent-mindedly looked for a "like" button for your post there.
(☞ﾟOﾟ)☞ wow! what a clever emoticon I found!
Ashura is pretty.
My name is ( ˃ ヮ˂) and I am DQN
i am gill scott-heron. i ahev a white beard and i study blues. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and do a spoken word performance
I find it hard not only to meet new people afk, but to move on to new boards or forums.
My disgust of humankind reached the new height.
...naked
>>739
Please don't move on to other boards. For all I know it's just you and I here!
I feel uninspired. And tired.
Let's try our best.
Ganbatte dokyuns!!
I feel fear for some irrational reason. I cannot understand why when I am in a sealed room, alone.
I am a beast of nature and logic.
I pick fish out of water with my beak.
I used to read a lot of fanfiction, and whenever I am curious about a new series/manga/whatever one of the first things I do is to look for fanfiction about it. But in the last few years I am seeing less and less decent, readable fanfiction and more and more instances of what I can only describe of some poor soul opening a vein and spraying pure, distilled autism all over the screen. It is proactively and hostilely acutely unpleasant to read. "Ghastly" is not too strong a word. It's already been enough to turn me off several promising series, and sometimes I ponder giving up on amateur fiction altogether.
My mother wants a specific book for Christmas. It's about local history, so not mass-produced and not on Amazon or any online retailer for that matter. OK. Find the publisher. It's in Quebec and that's really far away from HERE. Weird but whatever. Can you order online? NO. You can e-mail them through a form, though. OK. I e-mail them and expect to get a form I can print out and remit with payment. Weeks pass. Nothing. Today I get the book itself in the mail. I never paid them.
This business model terrifies and confuses me...
>>750
You'd be surprised what you can get for free with an interest in local-ish history. There are lots of old men that care more for telling stories than getting money.
Lately I keep overhearing people talk shit about me behind my back. At least, talking shit about people whose descriptions sound way too similar to mine for me to write it off as a coincidence.
Maybe I'm just getting paranoid, but it's pissing me off.
You know that one guy who posts sometimes here on DQN and is really paranoid? For example, he posted in the post your current thought thread just recently. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Anyway, he smells.
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vc:mureable
Earlier today I was looking at the digital time display in a car and I noticed that 17:07 upside down looks like "LOLI". I almost chuckled.
Various side effects may include: nausea, dizziness, visual disturbances, decreased sexual function, a distinct urge to belt out Guile's Theme in a shaky alto while showering, inability to stay seated, intense introspection, sensitivity to light, and a sense of peace and unity with the world.
Excerpts from observations of my housemate's diet, week 171:
>>762 wow a sweetcorn and mayonnaise sandwich sounds awesome!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not wearing strawberry earmuffs, pink mittens, and red-white knee-high socks.
>>762 now how are you collecting these data? surreptitious observance? ingredient counting? active request?
What's peculiar is that you equate mallard taste in entertainment, and potential derision from birds who do not share the same seed, with the systematic poaching of avians based on the nest into which they were born. No one has ever been denied feathers, wings, talons, or even a beak due to their fondness for these eggs, while people at this moment suffer from this and more merely because of the color of their plumage, including in societies that have claimed to banish this boogieman. this boogie, boogie, boogie boogiema~an. He'll trade you dimes for nickles, tell you elephants are pickles, that boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie man.
>>767
You know, at first I thought that was some sort of a reference to this:
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles.php
why do so many girls want to lick my bumhole?
Nil faciet longi mensura incognita nervi.
Though I've stood here before, surrounded by kooks,
It is my Destiny to the the King of Books.
Every time I write something a little thoughtful in the novel thread some shitposter comes along and fucks the story up entirely.
The same happens for every of us, >>773. You just have to cope with it for a little while.
>>773
But that's kind of why I like that thread.
Am I a bad person?
I just told a girl i want her to menstruate all over my body and bed and carpet and she giggled and said that's hot, YISSSSS
my captcha is "shitt" like my post
>>779
But it was brain that was doing the talking, as per this thread's theme!
On a side note my verification is "shat", the past participle of "shit."
shitposter more like shiprosett
more like shiptoaster, hisspotter pisshoster
ross hospital in: legend of the death ship
poop
Sheep mansion. A mansion for sheep.
My tongue doesn't taste like anything
If I make an entertaining shitpost, am I shitposting or not?
Hi, I'm Hank Spam and I sell shitposts and shitpost accessories.
Melba toasts.
I like eggs~
I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going up the country.
Babe, don't you wanna go?
I'm going to some place
where I've never been before.
http://postimage.org/image/9lw0420cb/
is this not such a perfect poetic life-affirming image /dqn/
>>794
Goin up country by canned heat, right? I only know that because it was used in a Halo video.
>>793
http://iloveegg.co.kr/eng_index.htm#
Click "English" under song.
Captain's Log, Stardate 65427.3. Skipped lectures and studies finally made my situation unrecoverable. My last hope is to get a job in a short time before I turn into a hikikomori for the last time.
I used to eat party peanuts, but now I prefer dry roasted. I guess I'm just not a party person.
Sage is for jerks
Everything is okay
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Sage is for jerks and for assholes. If you are going to sage because you don't feel that your post is useful or contributing to the thread then don't post at all. Otherwise, cross your fingers, click on "Reply" and hope for the best - just like I did!
You can also add a tripcode to pack a punch.
No knowledge of anything, yet willing to go around and spread the disgusting ugliness that is their existence.
There is a VIP and reddit conspiracy to make visitors of DQN fight among themselves and generally stop having fun.
They pay poor people $0.5 per post to make provocative or offensive posts to influence opinions of general DQN public.
DQN will pay you $0.78 per quality post. Just post your routing number with your post for an instant transfer!
Huh.
>>815
But reddit pays cash.
Yet VIPcoins are much more popular because people want to learn about the secret place that Daddy Cool keeps promising them in exchange for a sufficient payment.
Alors on danse
looking back i must often look like such a dork on the dancefloor
but i love to dance...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't remember when I last danced on public...
More than that I don't remember when was the last time I went outside. I think there wasn't any snow on the streets and sky was clear back then.
Grow up and blow away~~~
Oh god I had a nosebleed when I was asleep and it all went down the back of my throat and now I keep coughing up blood mixed with phlegm and it isn't very nice.
>>823
UPDATE: My mouth tastes like overripe pineapple. Not sure what to make of this.
Sometimes I just wish somebody would tell me what to do. I see the appeal of religion.
Just mailed off some Christmas cards to Anons from an imageboard I frequent. I hope they enjoy them. It was fun writing them.
Whenever that girl says "uguu~", I want to punch her in the face.
Do real people really say "uguu~"?
I'm not a real people.
This morning I dreamed I was listening to a video game remix by ITALIAN VIPPER, and when the song ended I was recommended music by other VIP and DQN artists.
I'm not even a year old. I'll be eternally a toddler!!
>828
Magic is not, and has never been, real. Live your life how YOU WANT.
I can, and will do better!!!!
I don't recall swallowing a meteorite, but it sure felt like I just passed one. Life greatly improved, would shit again, A++++++++++++
Open are the double doors of the horizon
Unlocked are its bolts
I actually like my new glasses.
would a hypernekko wear binoculars?
In honor of Dear Leader and the fact that I'm sick at the moment, I've decided to post excerpts from Espeon's adventure in North Korea. I stopped writing it because it went on too long and also fuck you. That's why.
The best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that after ten o'clock at night, you could drive at two hundred and fifty kilometers per hour right down the Boulevard of Socialism's Victory and not a single cop is willing or able to stop you. Diplomatic plates on a flashy black German car helped but were only a small part of the equation. For the most-part, a lowly civil servant on seeing something of this nature assumed it was just important Party business and was completely unwilling to intercede. If they managed to see the lack of a party emblem, what few cops there were on the streets after dark all drove ancient Soviet-made two-stroke Ladas whose top speed peaked at around ninety and that was only if they were dropped from an airplane.
The store for foreigners was pathetic these days. The shelves on last visit contained two packets of dried Miso soup, a solitary roll of toilet paper, and six pack of Heineken beer with one bottle replaced by a dreadful and often entirely uncarbonated local brand... in a can. So it was that the Swedish mission in Beijing had to ship everything to them and packed up all they needed including diesel packed into three liter cans for their generator and shipped it by air every week to the Swedish mission here. Ultimately, this inability for Westerners to do without amounted to 8% of Air Koryo's overall business last year. The Nepalese mission a few doors down just happily lived with power outages and scraping by for food. Perhaps it reminded them of the good old days…
The second best thing about an assignment in Pyongyang was that was a good story to tell and foreign newspapers and intelligence agencies would always come to you once you were home to ask you all about your experiences, sheltered as though they may be. It wasn’t like you could so much as leave the city without a minder and the locals’ standard greeting for foreigners was quiet panic and to cross an empty eight-lane road to get away from you. It wasn’t as though there was anything to actually do, either: North Koreans weren’t allowed to leave the country, Swedes weren’t allowed to visit, and there was absolutely no trade between the two. Their only real job was to serve as the neutral voice of the West should any American fool stumble into the country on a mission of God or a misguided sense of adventure. Then it was a matter of making sure the North Koreans didn’t beat their prisoner to death and call the office of an ex-President to come and retrieve them.
... and it just goes on like that. But most of it's on my other computer and it's not very good. But yeah, Espeon inadvertently starts WWIII after getting involved in fatal kinky sex with Kim Jong-Eun. That's all.
Also suck it. I'm tired and delirious.
>>850
I liked that a lot.
On an unrelated note, I've somehow waited years to listen to Act II from The Protomen. It's beautiful and I'm in tears.
>>852
Maybe Espeon channeled himself through you in order to spread the tale of his adventures.
>>853
Espeon works in mysterious ways. And steals a lot of wallets. Was it something here? Sometimes I'm a lot of things here.
Did Espeon drive me crazy? ...
wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Please, post post the rest, >>847-850-san. I like it a lot!
This story feels almost like something from Hunter S. Thompson (pbuh).
"We were just outside of Chongwon when the drugs began to take hold..."
i love u espeon
al i want 4 chistmas is 4 espion to come to my house an snugle with me under al balnkets '___;
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/390,391
/!\ HURT FEELINGS /!\
now to watch CHARLIE BROWN X-MAS.
1Q84 is pretty awesome. It's a shame I keep accidentally calling it IQ 84.
I'm sure none of this would have happened had I refrained from partaking in that parting eggnog. Strong rum! But eh, it's yet another interesting experience in my repertoire of the ages, and for that I welcome it fully.
>>863 we sing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
Ya gobshite.
That stunt on the roof was pretty dangerous, and I did not even come down with the right arrow, but it was really fun. My friends are so funny.
>>865
I used to do stunts on the roof, then I took a right arrow to the knee.
The right knee?
The bong I got for Christmas is quite good, but I am unsure of when I will come down. It's for my own development, anyway.
>>868
I'm no expert when it comes to drugs, but what makes a bong good or bad?
I wonder how it would feel if I rubbed that thing on my penis...
>>866
I used to make Skyrim jokes but then I realized that no one played Skyrim but me.
The Stand is readable
>>871
I adore Skyrim! I used to appreciate a good joke about arrows, until I took a dick through the chest.
This one should have used "this one" instead of "I" in the previous post. Foolish khajiit.
I must forgive her, that love thief...
Aren’t I pure, a good person?
For that woman, devil, love thief,
Hell is waiting.
>>876 Yeah. Just like A Yankee in King Arthur's Court, when struggling with a lack of an ending, Steven King just went for the Deus ex Machina.
And this will be the last time anyone will compare Steven King to Mark Twain. In this thread, anyhow.
I REAALY FEEL LIKE PLAYING HALO ODST BUT MY XBOX HAS AN E71 ERROR!!!!!!!!!
>>869 I am not >>868 but from experience I have used cheap little plastic bongs, and some of them weren't very good, like they leaked water and stuff. Bigger bongs mean you can take a bigger hit of smoke. I'm not sure what effect the materials used makes, though glass bongs certainly look and feel nicer than plastic ones. That said, I do love my big green plastic one. I've named her Fluttershy :3 And you can get big fancy complex glass ones with multiple cooling chambers and things like that, though I haven't tried one like that yet.
If a thread asks about what I'm thinking right now, isn't it supposed to be about the thread?
^
That's what I'm thinking right now.
Sometimes, I turn on some music, turn single track repeat on and hours pass by before I realize it. Then I realize that I've been listening to 35 seconds of looped video game music for hours on end, get unhappy and do nothing to fix it because it's so good.
Sleep deprivation creates miracles.
In Japanese class we would make inappropriate giggles this one lesson because
This is the best character: ❣
It looks like a heart-shaped exclamation mark. I think it is very cute.
I usually buy the cheapest supermarket's own-brand toilet paper, but while I was home for christmas my mother bought me lots of supplies to take back with me including some fancy Andrex paper, and when I got back to my own home I see my flatmate has bought some midrange not-cheap-but-not-fancy paper. I just had a jobby and scrumpled all three kinds of paper together to give my botty a sensual overload of contrasting textures. As I flushed the toilet I thought "I must tell dqn about this"
Often even those people who have no qualms about talking about sex, are squeamish about discussing shitting. I wonder why are they so repressed.
I think I'm at risk for alcoholism. And schizophrenia. But damn, there's nothing like whiskey to calm the nerves.
Gödel's incompleteness theorems are like being kicked in the balls.
Did I seriously just misspell "target" as "tergate"? I did as well. Oh goodness.
I am going outt for pizzz day with the family tomorow on NEW YEARS EVE! HAPPY NEW YEARS CHANNEL 4!!!
GOODBYE 2011, THE YEAR THAT COPYRIGHTS BULLIED HUMAN RIGHTS!
>>894
nice! I had pizza today (pepperoni) it was really good
ate it alone though :(
I guess it's weird that I'm going to eat pizza today as well.
It is my favorite food and I just had to have it today, even if I forgot that it was New Years and stuff.
Happy Mew Year, everynyan!
Pizzapizzapizza today.
ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR GUISE
I had meat feast pizza the other night and i put coleslaw and marshmallows on it, it was nice
>>899
oh god you're pregnant, aren't you? you said you were on the pill!
Coleslaw is disgusting in my eyes and I refuse to eat it.
Happy New Year! Hey! Anon!! Don't crap out on your resolutions this year, okay?
Are we goning to hit >>1000 before midnight?
It's 1993. It will be 1993 tomorrow too...
As I get older I realize that my friends divided themselves into two distinct groups: (1) Those that paired off with members of the opposite sex and led normal lives and (2) those that didn't.
It seems my choices for New Year's Eve parties this year are as follows: lame parties that serve white wine in plastic cups continually interrupted by screaming children OR drug-fueled orgies that ultimately end in arson and revenge.
Happy Halloween, DQN!
I got drunk and then spent some time posting my secrets on the internet. I wish I posted on DQN instead. I don't even remember what I posted and where. At least we would know each other better if I posted it here. I'll think about it.
Maybe next year... Maybe next year...
I hope 2012 will be ace, brill, rad and/or swell for all you.
Happy VIP Year everybody! Oh wait, wrong board... Happy DQN(?) Year!
Happy birthday
slimely
Obama just signed the NDAA into law and Japan was hit with a 7.0 magnatude earthquake.
I'm two thousand twelve and what is this?
I wonder if everyone here is in the Mountain Time Zone.
I'm disappointed that there are no crossovers of Hatsune Miku and M*A*S*H (nor Korean and Vietnam wars at all).
Oh god, not again. I'm so worried, I might actually get sick.
> I'm two thousand twelve and what is this?
This is going to be my new favourite meme. Well done, >>912-kun.
How could the dog be the leader of the troupe ?
LIEBE!
I want to catch espeon and dress her up like a hipster.
Why the hell did I just ctrl-v into the name field?
>>926
Cute before balls popping out -> rapeable regardless of gender
It isn't "her" if balls pop out.
What if they're ben-wa balls? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
918 in the CTRL+C CTRL+V made me want a prostate orgasm. PLEASURE ME, DQN.
I know that these anime/manga aren't spectacular in any way, but how in the fuck is Black Cat an alternative story to To Love-Ru?
>>931
Lather a finger in vegetable oil and shove it up your bum. That's what I used to do.
It's really hard to write a rape fantasy when you don't know the sex of the rapee...
>>935
Futa. There's a vagina between the dick and asshole.
Also, why so lewd today /dqn/? Katawa Shoujo giving you dirty thoughts?
>>934
The transition from horny sixteen year-old to apathetic twenty-one year-old has quite effectively annihilated my sex drive.
>>936
Speaking of Katawa Shoujo, I'm playing it right now and one question plagues my mind.
Shouldn't it be called Katawa no Shoujou?
>>937
It's kind of a reversal for me. Maybe I hit my puberty around 20. What if its truuue?!
>>931 maybe we're all linked here in some way, pretty much exactly when that post was posted I was in the shower giving my bumhole a jolly rogering using banana+coconut lotion as lube
Incest is a bitch. Though I suppose it makes life more interesting. Though I suppose it's unethical nonetheless. Though I suppose that even if it plays into the agenda of the highly intellectual child rapists, I don't have much of a choice anyway, apart from fleeing into drug abuse, playing hippy saint. A hippy saint nobody loves, unless they would know the entire background story, which nobody wants to hear.
>>941
So much, "Though I suppose."
Might you have bipolar disorder?
>>938
It should indeed be either that or Katawa na Shoujo, if you are going to use it in a sentence. When it comes to titles, though, Japanese tend to omit the particles they don't deem necessary. Notice how e.g. the Tale of Genji is called Genji Monogatari as opposed to Genji no Monogatari.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one posting in text-boards.
>>944 I think of posting on textboards as a cute little patch in the wonderful quilt that is me ☆ (⌒▽⌒) ☆
> Besides, the title came from a native Japanese speaker's idea so....
True, but don't forget they still got a few things wrong. Handshaking and such.
>>945
What is "now"? How is one distinct from one's surroundings? How is it so easy to become lost in the vicissitudes of everyday life?
My birth, life, and death are completely and perfectly embodied within a singular, swirling, multitudinous instant. Am I okay with this?
just a little empty dude with a little empty wallet and a little empty head
I fucking love the emergency mittens
（＾ω＾；） hai guise, wuts goin on in dis thred?
Oh god, the alcohol in this eggnog is horrible. I don't want to drink this any more.
Why aren't I thinking of anything
> Sunlight Souffle'
> Ingredients
> ...
> A Cupful of Ground Nutmeg
( ◕ヮ◕) what the christ
Yay!
>>960
CONGRATULATION!
YOU ARE WONDERFUL PLAYER!
TRY TO EXTRA STAGE!
school starts in 8 hours, am i prepared
hello i am nigerian sorcerer i transform you to little girl if pay me enough ;)
pays a fat stack of cash
Stupid catchy power a cappella, this must be the 50th time I've listened to the song the past week.
I got a bitchin' knife yesterday. It has the Star of Life on it, so I guess that it might be a knife meant for EMS. It's edge seems to be surgically sharp, so I can definitely fuck somebody up if I were to use it on them.
there is a blank file on my hard drive called "Francesca Lucchini says", no extension, no size, no path in properties. i cannot delete it in any way
just a sjis cat on an aa table
Just stopped mid-masturbation to google "what percentage of uk are amputees", didn't find any clear statistics straight away, then made this post
I wonder what would a penis-given girl with diabetes' semen taste like after drinking at least one litre of apple juice. Probably delicious.
Note to self: schizoid personality does not mix well with clingy girlfriend.
Why am I so exhausted? It's not like I've actually done anything today.
Dammit, after reading http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/455 I want to know if it's feasible to turn a transport heli into a motor home.
Also, why does refreshing the captcha sometimes not work on Google Chrome lately
>>977
I've been having problems with it in FF. So I don't think it's our browser.
Also use Iron instead.
dongus molongus
I'm my own girlfriend.
And I'm proposing to myself on DQN.
Oh wow I just got asked to play guitar live in a 3D hatsune miku concert in 2013, how exciting!
>>977
Delete your cookies. I think the problem might be 4-ch setting multiple of them and getting confused.
> use Iron instead.
Might as well just use Chromium.
http://chromium.hybridsource.org/the-iron-scam
Don't shatter my dreams, yet, DQN.
How do I get out of the responsibilities of my life without suicide and/or debilitating head injuries?
All of a sudden, this thread is nearly over. Scary.
>>989
http://miku-uk.com/
it's still early days in the project; when i said to the guy in charge I'd help I thought I'd be like designing logos and doing artwork for it but now he's asked me to play guitar too. I'm not sure how much I'm allowed to say about progress, but it's all rather exciting!
I feel like shit. I hate everything. I know this feeling will go away by the afternoon but for now I just want to crawl into bed and disappear.
I'm happy for you, >>983,990-san
>>991,992
May I come? We can do a pajama party if you like! Also, if I covered up my tripcode and we all snuggled together like three dokyuns, it'd be an all-DQN sleepover with all posters present!ww
So I've discovered the best video game ever: Turbo Floorplan Home and Land Professional version 12.
Damn this is hot - needs more tongue twisters
>>995
That reminds me, when I was young, I went to a museum where they had a computer with an example of floorplanning software used by architects. Placing those walls and doors on the virtual blueprint was the most fun experience in my life. I begged my parents to get it for me, but the closest they could find was the 3D "virtual homespace builder", which although fun in its own way, was nothing like the simple but beautiful 2D floor plan maker I was looking for.
>>997
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_House_(video_game)
^^ My mother had this game for the Commodore 64. As kids, we liked to make fucked up houses: solid red walls, rooms full of washing machines.
Basically, my favorte video game of the moment is the Sims without the distraction of game play...
