Death to big data!
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
>The MGTOW philosophy would be interesting if not for the misogyny. It's possible to respect and value women but still want nothing to do with them.
I remember encountering it for the first time and thinking at first "yeah, okay, I get where you're coming from", but then the more I read the uglier it got. I think maybe the philosophy originally started off pretty reasonable but got hijacked and distorted once it hit the Echo Chambers.
man lol the internet does not like aspic
ur an aspic, faggo
Oh, Google did remove the “View image” button from Google Images.
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How did I get into this mess
Oh wait I know how
The gurgling of my bowels is distratcting me from the most important
Sensible Heat vs. Outrageous Heat
>>10 Gather the wind, though the wind won't help you fly at all.
reap the whirlwind
Goodnight, my lump
ass
ass
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Piranha, not pariah, you idiot.
Gang, we have to feed them in Pokemon. Feed them and see what you can do with the fact that one of the most important meal of the day is breakfast.
Rust is a pretty good language
it nicely gets rid of most of the bugs from mutability in other (procedural) languages, without resorting to garbage collection, so it feels snappy
Algonquin
notices bulgaria owo what's this
Haven't jacked off in two weeks and I feel fine.
uwah
jack off onto these birds
芋虫ごっこ
as the alt reich like to say
it's a slippery slope
Man, I want to suck a titty.
see you space corgi
YMO reminds me of touhou music
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Actual winter sports that have an actual place at the olympics:
all the ice skating events; ie hockey, figure skating, speed/shorttrack
all of the ski events; biathlon, cross country, downhill, ski jump
Meme sports that should maybe have a place anyway because they're entertaining:
luge
bobsled
Meme sports with no redeeming qualities that need to fuck off and quit taking airtime away from hockey:
curling
everything else
Maybe instead of arguing over whether there are too many guns or not enough guns we should examine what exactly it is about our society that keeps producing these shattered, desperate people who feel their only recourse is to acquire a weapon and kill as many people as they can. People don't shoot up schools just because they have access to a gun, there is always something pushes them over that edge. But no, that would mean that we might actually have to do some introspection and confront the darkest parts of our own psyches, political soapboxing is much easier.
>>37
Why can't we do both? I agree that we should try to fix the problem at the source. But even if we manage to identify and agree upon the societal problems that keep pushing people over the edge, it won't be possible to transform society overnight. Stronger restrictions on guns could be implemented relatively quickly in comparison. It would be like taking aspirin to ease the symptoms of influenza. Sure, it won't cure the underlying problem, but it's better than doing nothing. It worked for Australia, at least.
>>36
There's not much left in your "everything else" category...only skeleton and snowboarding.
>>38 Removing the gun show loophole and actually enforcing the laws we already have is plenty. There are already laws against owning guns as a felon or a person who's been declared insane by a court, but the fact that resale and private sales of guns are completely unregulated and untracked means acquiring a "gray market" gun is ridiculously easy for people who otherwise would be barred from purchasing one.
But regardless of my own opinion on the most superficial of the involved issues; guns vs noguns, the whole media circus around the police officers involved, the alleged corruption in the local law enforcement, it's just a circus act to keep all the moron fucking plebs from asking real questions. What they absolutely don't want is for someone to look at the whole picture, realize that the dehumanizing nature of modern capitalist society in general and modern public schooling in specific are what causes people to get stuck on the very bottom rung of the pyramid of needs for so long that they no longer even feel human, but as some kind of cattle, and get into the mindset that the only thing left to them is to get a gun and lash out at the society that created them in whatever way they can. The elites, the 1%, the jews, the bourgeoisie, whatever you want to call them, are so afraid of the day that the finger come back to point at them that they point their own fingers in every direction possible and try to be the one to yell the loudest, hoping that some of it will stick long enough for the plebs to get bored and go back to mindlessly consuming.
>>36 Curling's fun, I have a gold medal for curling. What do you mean "meme sport"?
>>41 It's shuffleboard on ice; what's next, olympic billiards? It might be fun but literal 90 year olds can play it, it doesn't belong at a sporting event because it's not a sport.
>>37
This is an idiotic opinion. Of course there's a solution to mass feelings of disenfranchisement and alienation, it's dismantling capitalism. Not going to happen. Everybody already did this work for you.
Until then, instead of making these grandiose platitudes and appeals to feelings, you should try at the very least to imitate what other countries where mass shootings don't happen on a monthly basis.
>>45 I thought it's already explained pretty well in the post. From the government's perspective, if I buy a gun legally in my own name, then sell it to someone for cash-in-hand, that gun has basically evaporated into the ether because there's no oversight or regulation on second-hand sales. They also don't have to abide by waiting periods, licensing restrictions, etc that would often apply(depending on your state) if you bought a gun at an actual retail seller.
>>46 Appealing to emotions is the exact opposite of what I'm doing. The idiot retards engaged in this psyops "debate" screeching at each other to think of the children or remember the second amendment are doing plenty of that for me. Also the "18 school shootings since Jan 1" statistic that the media is dumping everywhere is disingenuous as fuck because it counts literally every incident where a firearm was discharged within a few thousand feet of a school. Some gangbanger shooting another gangbanger over a drug deal is a "school shooting" because it happened a few blocks away from Martin Luther King Jr. High School. I was watching the news live when the shooting happened and they quoted that statistic three different times with three different numbers.
>>48
So the government should ban and regulate private sales? Something that's impossible to do because anyone can meet anyone anywhere with any gun and trade it for whatever? Guns aren't registered as it so whether you buy it from a store or a guy in an Applebees parking lot makes no difference.
thinking face emoji is the new frodo.jpg
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I saw a map once, it was the USA but divided into 7 big states rather than 50, based on voting trends and some other things, I can't quite remember but it seemed like a good idea. It was the kind of thing xkcd sometimes does but I don't think it was on xkcd.
>>52
I don't know why is this 8 second loop ingrained in my mind but it's driving me up the fucking wall.
Burbet
just got fricken beand
cute girl frosting a cake with her butt
Cake frosting a butt with her girl
in jap language class in uni:
"write about what you did over the weekend", or "doomed from the start"
me: 一人で特に何もないにイライラまでウィスキーたくさん飲んで自殺を想像してた。後日曜一日中二日酔っ払ってベッドで「死にたい」って思想しか頭に浮かばなかった
everyone else: haaha i went to the out to a resutoran with my tomodachis desu yo i love sushi :DD
My wife's son Jamal
watching an interesting movie or series or anime and can't stop myself from thinking, i wish this were a video game instead so i could really get in and dig around and explore and see the things for myself instead of being limited to the frames the director decided to show me
happens all the time
nigg
vc: son
I love torturing myself.
What do people watch on cable television?
the AR in AR 15 stands for agitator regulator
I think I'll buy an AR-15
it actually stands for avtomat kalashnikova
People won't leave the toilet, they will have to send in the marines.
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>>70
How It's Made and Monster Bass Fishers and that one about a guy called Ed who cleans old cars and sells them
Shoutout to the people making jokes on /dqn/.
>>81
You won't be able to spend money you get for killing yourself
I'm burnin' I'm burnin' I'm burnin'
September 1993... TWO
a guy called Ed who cleans old cars and smells them
Internet tough guy who is actually a pasty overweight nerd who has not seen the sun in weeks and is also called Ed
Newspaper editor-in-chief called Ed
lewd brown lolis
idk what was with that crazy wind but it made my fitbit think i ran like 16 flights in 2 minutes while i was taking a nap
Newspaper editor-in-chief called Ed who edits old newspapers and smells them
what am i thinking of
w-wake up, aniki
please
;_;
Ass we can
Who will be the boss of this gym now?
I wonder how one of those octopus head massagers would go on my dick
I've noticed that crazy women often have a unibrow. Is this because they're not keeping up on grooming? Is it a side effect of anti-psychotic medication?
>>97
It would be easy because of the grabby arms, right? Open it up, wrap the vibrate-y balls around the base, shaft or head, and then you've got some lewding going on.
I still don't know what touken ranbu is or what it's about but I keep finding porn of the characters while looking for traps and shota, should I watch it?
>>100
No, unless you're into the game it's based on. It's entirely references to the game and won't make any sense otherwise.
I didn't even know it was based on a game so I guess that answers that.
Picking my nose in public (toilet stall)
The Second Wort War
All my friends seem to be finding excuses not to come to my wedding. At first I thought it was an unfortunate coincidence but now I'm actually starting to get paranoid that I'm just unlikable...
>>106
No one likes going to weddings.
Two Ethiopian guys trying to sell me fetus.
What does 癖になる音 mean?
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Jesus Christ, see you, you are a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up
The DMV DMZ
Hey guys it's me, King Leer. Whoooops everything's fucked.
No pity for you
the night porter
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
you can kill yourself as well
i dont really give a slightest damn about you and your kind.
what a fucking ....
Many people speak here as if Stalin’s Communist regime cared for human life and/or liberty. No, it did not. Stalin and Hitler had a common cause in opposing the UK, France and the United States: both of them despised democracy, human rights, freedom of speech and true capitalism.<br /><br />The URSS did not annex eastern Poland to “protect Ukrainians, Belarussians and Lithuanians from the Polish yoke” — the same URSS killed millions of Ukrainians by hunger some years before and didn’t care a dime for them — but to expand the territories under Kremlin’s control further to the west of Europe. When URSS attacked neutral, democratic Finland its intention was to annex the entire country to the Soviet Union, but due to the better-prepared, better equipped and better-adpated Finnish Army, Stalin just took Karelia in 1940 and Petsamo in 1945.
Now you know everything!
No, I am aint going to pay you for your shitty indie song! I will listen it for free on YT and you will get 0.001$ for the ads revenue! I aint going to attend your shitty live performance because your live singing is painfully cringy!
Too many Nintendo Smash posts.
Is this love is this love is this love is this love, that I'm feeling?
ぬるぽ！
إن شاء الله
The Virgin Daniel Defense vs. The Chad Novekse
I want to buy a dakimakura.
The snow is falling...
>>133
What are you talking about? It's like 70 degrees outside!
People don't hate on Netflix enough
>>139 Not only is it literal spyware that keeps a dossier on you and sells it to advertising companies but they never have anything I want to actually watch, new releases take like a year to show up, they're missing 80% of the old releases I want to see, and if what you're looking for isn't Amerifat hollyjew propaganda, terrible FoTM anime with even more terrible english dubbing, or cancer-inducing netflix originals with Tim Allen and Adam Sandler then you may as well just fucking forget it and head to rutracker. I wish nothing for this company except bankruptcy and a slow, painful death of all its executives.
please don't talk please don't talk please don't talk please don't talk please don't talk
hello
Francis Goodbulb
My fuckin roommate's so gassy that it's like living in a penthouse apartment in the high rise district of Fart City.
I bought these drinks because they were on special, but when they came off special, I liked them so much that I ended up buying them anyway. The corps played me like a fiddle.
Those fuckers. Offering something you like at a price you're willing to pay. FUCKING FUCKS
riajuu are bad people
No you don't understand.
does the queen get a letter when she turns 100
>>147
The problem wasn't that they were on special. The problem is that I wouldn't have bought them otherwise and now I am.
Eureka is actually a lot of fun
>>151
And even worse, you're enjoying them.
THOSE FUCKERS HOW DARE THEY MAKE SOMETHING YOU LIKE KILL THEM ALL FUCK TRYING NEW THINGS GOD
Seriously I still don't understand your complaint here. They made stuff, you liked it, you bought it. Win win.
I'm actually getting healthier and more normal, and that worries me.
إن شاء الله
Pitch a camp, catch a pimp.
>>152
I kind of like it. I kind of liked OG Diadem, too.
The expectation to spend most of your effort on grinding mobs semi-mindlessly is what killed it for me. I mostly wanted to mine, explore, and find treasure chests, and I feel the lack of material incentive (beyond tomes) to form or at least tolerate a mixed-bag group may have been what made it a ghost town.
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
Can you imagine that? You're some guy in ancient Pompeii, and you decide you're gonna write something on a wall. Something that might still be visible thousands of years from now that some future guy can read about it on the internet. So you write "im gay". That touched me on a personal level.
III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
And this one is basically "if you don't send this to 10 other people I'll fly into your kitchen and etc".
I love you all despite your flaws
>>161 I wouldn't have said it's quite like that, isn't it a message explicitly to whoever kept shitting on their doorstep?
>>154 I think he means now he's spending money on something he wouldn't normally be spending money on, at a price higher than it was introduced to him. I see where he's coming from, I went through a phase of drinking lots of those vanilla Frijj milkshakes when they were on offer - but I wouldn't buy them at full-price since they've already shown they can sell them at half the price. This is the mistake >>151 made, he should have had the resolve not to get hooked in when they stopped the offer!
You people are weak!
I enjoy all offers on my local supermarket yet I don't make a habit out of consuming goodies!
Feeble! What paltry wills!
Marketers will EAT YOU ALIVE!
Yeah, definitely sounds more like "I curse you for shitting in front of my house"
Jews: Rare but powerful
Anonymous stealing the show again!
the_sacred_texts.txt
goatfinfer
I saw a Snickers in the shop today and I was almost tempted to buy it until I remembered a Snickers advert appeared before a video I wanted to watch a couple of months ago, so I bought a locally-produced traybake thing instead. Marketers can SUCK MY DICK!
Checkmate, capitalists!
プネウモノウルトラミクロスクオッピクスィリクオヴォルクアノクオニオスィス
I'm wondering what kinds of activities that super hackers get up to in their spare time. I want to be a cool guy during my procrastination, after all.
When I'm using my computer in front of others, I make the effort to read faster than usual, as if impressing them with my read words-per-minute mattered in any way...
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maruruku: sounds like a cute and whimsical and girlish blue-haired shota living underground
marulk: sounds like the name of some forgotten canaanite god of flooding and agriculture
regu: sounds like a name made up on the spot for someone who forgot their real name, also a pasta sauce
reg: sounds like that douchebag who's like 30 but still goes to college parties to try to pick up girls and never wears a shirt
fansubbers take note
APR:
annual percentage rate
Asia-Pacific region
armor penetration
April
acute phase reaction
how am I supposed to know which one people are talking about?
randall is usually a dumbass with dumb opinions but this time I agree, infinite scrolling is utter cancer
Just hop on to kissanime.ru and watch it, bro. It's a good show.
asshole cat refuses to sit anywhere that isnt RIGHT ON TOP OF MY FOOT
get off me you fat shit
What's the point of AIDS? Seems like a bad deal overall...
So, what happened to /img/? I've been out for a few months, and all I see there is some guy trying to establish Cordon Sanitaire but on the Internets, let alone on an obscure BBS.
...And remotely lengthy good old threads had magically vanished again.
calling something an "acquired taste" is just a polite way of saying "it's fucking shit and awful but you'll learn to tolerate it eventually"
>>186 This site basically has no mods, a couple times I've suggested to bps in irc to find someone who checks the site more than once a year to at least delete the spam and he's just like "yeah I probably should, huh" and wanders off. At this point the only way to get /img/ back would be to counterspam until the guy gets bored and leaves, which would be like building a dike out of shit to reclaim land from an ocean of piss. I'm too damn old for imageboard internet fights, let him feel like he's won, I don't care.
tfw you look up 'rice' in daijisen/daijirin and both of them mention that it is the staple food of the Japanese people ( ´_ゝ｀)ﾌｰﾝ
>>188
I feel the same way. Pity that it didn't function properly with weird "priority deletions" of big threads even before that. Still, it didn't deserve to be turned into this sad show.
>building a dike out of shit to reclaim land from an ocean of piss
I'm actually really fucking proud of this one, someone praise me.
>>193
We've come a long long way together through the hard times and the good. I have to celebrate you, baby. I have to praise you like I shouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu <etc.>
I missed 196 GET
lol jikobroei got a livedoor interview
( ・-・) 200get!
( ・-・) ....
( ・ヮ・)
cute girl writing you a parking ticket
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Medical amputation? Christ, what will the BM lobby come up with next
Cute girls praising your hips
A cute girl explaining cache optimization and how to avoid cache misses.
Cute girl explaining hegelian dialectics and how it's commonly simplified as the opposition between thesis and antithesis when it's taught in philosophy curricula
Headcanon: Picard was actually speaking French the whole time and made everyone around him (and the viewer) use the universal translator.
Carcano
and 9 hours
Is cowboy action shooting cosplaying and/or LARPing?
ochinchin
my parents: wow did you know the guy from whitesnake just turned 80
me: wow did you know the "cirno's perfect math class" chick just turned 30
my parents: aww, david bowie just died. he was an inspiration to everyone, gay or straight.
me: aww, billy herrington just died. he was an inspiration to everyone, gay or straight.
i guess the more things change the more they stay the same?
ochinchin daisuki
ochingin daisuki
It was a genuine Japanimation toon alright. Her card had all sorts of moon runes all over it, and its UGUUID checked out when we ran it.
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Yet the gym remains bossless.
I think I'd actually go into a busy comic book shop to get Aunt May Kills The Marvel Universe.
For those who remain on aging text boards:
Are you new or are you old?
Are you silver or are you gold?
Are you middle of the road? Are you an expert on BBCode?
Are you under enormous stress, ready to explode?
Are you here to stay or just today?
Are you serious or do you prefer to play?
Are you moving on with your life? Have you settled down and found a wife?
How do you cope with daily strife?
Are you living in the now or in the past? As you get older, the years pass by so fast.
Hopefully you have friends and you're not an outcast.
Are you happy or are you sad? Are you a genetic dead-end or will you be a dad?
Make new memories now, don't dwell on times you had.
I don't know you, DQN, but I hope you're doing well.
No man is an island. Being alone is hell.
you: a bowl of steel cut oats with bananas and cream and dried fruit
me: a ten pound bag of off-brand toasted rice puffs
>Are you new or are you old?
Pretty old, in Internet years. I've been on and off this board for at least a decade? Active on other webboards since around 2005, but a regular Internet user since the late nineties.
>Are you silver or are you gold?
How about aluminum?
>Are you middle of the road? Are you an expert on BBCode?
You know, I miss BBCode. All the boards I once frequented that used it are now either dead or dying.
>Are you under enormous stress, ready to explode?
Two weeks ago, yes. Today, no.
>Are you here to stay or just today?
Most likely here to stay, as long as the conversation remains sufficiently fun.
>Are you serious or do you prefer to play?
It depends. I feel like I'm primarily more serious than others, but sometimes when I need to focus I just want to screw around. Not even good playing, just wasting time.
>Are you moving on with your life? Have you settled down and found a wife?
I'm finishing up a degree right now. Once that's over, my hope is that my career will resume without too much delay. I'm not in a hurry to find a spouse, and I think rushing in that department leads to unhappiness more often than not.
>How do you cope with daily strife?
By understanding that for the most part I don't really have strife. I don't want for food, water, shelter, or clothing. Physical security isn't a concern. I've cut out most of the toxic relationships in my life and have faced very little persecution. I am of reasonably sound mind. The main insecurities I have are long-term financial and medical; the former I'm actively addressing by earning the aforementioned degree, and the latter is mostly because of my severe anxiety when it comes to paperwork and lack of initiative in biting the bullet and getting it taken care of.
>Are you living in the now or in the past? As you get older, the years pass by so fast.
At times I would agree, but I've noticed that it really depends how I spend my time and even how I think about time. It's true that significant landmarks in life tend to cluster toward the beginning and space out later, but those landmarks are only one way of looking at life. Time continues to flow at the same rate no matter what your perception is. Think of a dream diary: you might have dreams every night, but you usually forget them shortly after waking up (if you remember them at all). It often isn't until you begin to record your dreams, training yourself to be more aware and remember details, that you truly come to a sense of how much there is to experience on that side of your consciousness. Soon you realize you don't just have one 20-second dream where one thing happens, you have multiple dreams every night and they're actually really deep and involved and you've been missing out this whole time! Or perhaps you weren't having big crazy dreams before and training yourself to look for them caused your unconscious mind to turn on the faucet? I guess what I'm getting at is, if you train yourself to be mindful and interested, life will be more interesting even in the absence of those landmarks. In the end it doesn't really matter whether it's because that mindset naturally causes you to act in ways that make life more interesting, or whether it really was interesting all along and you just needed to notice.
>Hopefully you have friends and you're not an outcast.
I've never been the life of the party, but I do have a few close friends I keep in touch with, along with a wider circle of friendly acquaintances. I try to be generally pleasant and cordial even to those with whom I have severe disagreements, and as a result I tend not to make enemies. I rarely find myself feeling excluded, but in many social situations I don't feel included either.
>Are you happy or are you sad?
I suppose you could say I'm happy, but content is my ideal.
>Are you a genetic dead-end or will you be a dad?
I am a genetic dead-end. This is a deliberate decision and I am unlikely to repeal it. Adoption will be my first choice if I am to raise children.
>Make new memories now, don't dwell on times you had.
Working on it. It's tough sometimes.
>I don't know you, DQN, but I hope you're doing well.
I like to think so. I'm definitely in a much better place than I was ten years ago, so that's something.
>No man is an island. Being alone is hell.
come snuggle with meeeee
bullying is fun and good
be careful when you give coffee to girls with low self esteem
Java insecure object deserialization
ass key
>>228
well you know nothings sacred and all that jazz
ya like jazz?
I was thinking of answering that, but something about how the questions are worded bug me,
reading the unabridged version of something you read as a kid and like fuckin A the bowdlerized version cut out a lot
fack you alah
09021530526
穢土時代
Actual names of malware:
Mirai botnet
Hajime worm
Rust beats Haskell just by letting you implement a trait for a type in a completely unrelated file
Both Youtube and Facebook think I like trains even though I have never searched for trains before on either site. In fact, I don't think I've ever searched for trains before. Why is this happening? I keep getting train suggestions.
At one point Facebook got the impression that I was very interested in the politics and sports of India. I'm still puzzled about that one.
I hate ``nerd'' culture.
Self-congratulatory assholes celebrate basic tech literacy and participating in mass consumerism. Wow, you know how to use a computer. Such a nerd! Wow, you bought something. Such a nerd! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Congratulations on wasting time on dumb shit like video games. That makes you smart, somehow. At least according to self-proclaimed nerds. Yikes.
《faggot》
「What about these quotes?」
``LaTeX'' or go home, sheeple!
>>240
I watched a train derailment one time at random. All trains since. It overpowers all other interests somehow. Like a salad with hard boiled egg tastes only like hard boiled egg.
All suggestions have been trains. Haven't watched them. It still hasn't learned.
Maybe they don't care that you don't like trains. Perhaps the suggestions are what it WANTS you to watch, not what it thinks you're interested in watching.
I just thought about an idea for kopipe/creepypasta/whatever you want to call it, where your suggested videos are for things like "How to make a noose" and other morbid stuff. Spooky social media suggestions and weird targeted ads.
I have assiduously removed all suggested news stories involving either sports or celebrity drama for several months now. It still appears not to have learned.
>>240,248-251
I don't believe in lizard/pod people but got damn, stuff like that isn't exactly helping my case.
what happens if you play one of those "<song> but it's playing in another room" videos and listen to it from another room
“Quotation marks” he said... “It'll be awesome” he said...
Free me from this posting prison.
Google's captcha started spitting out weirdly pixely images recently, then I realized that they were DQN generated images. So now they use their DQN to create cars/roads/whatever instead of having a set number of set images that are used to check answers.
Python 2: DUDE MOVE ON LMAO
Python 3: DUDE INDENTATION LMAO
Ruby: DUDE DEAD LANGUAGE LMAO
Perl5: DUDE HARD TO READ LMAO
Perl6: DUDE NO ONE USES IT LMAO
C: DUDE PROCEDURAL PROGRAMMING LMAO
C++: DUDE POINTERS LMAO
RPG Maker, Game Maker, Unity, Dreamweaver: DUDE YOU'RE NOT A REAL DEVELOPER LMAO
Markdown: DUDE THIS ISN'T PROGRAMMING LMAO
R: DUDE MACHINE LEARNING LMAO
Adobe Flash/ActionScript: DUDE USE-AFTER-FREE 0-DAYS DELIVERING RANSOMWARE PAYLOADS LMAO
Java: DUDE CLASSES LMAO
Kotlin: DUDE GOOGLE LMAO
Objective-C: DUDE APPLE ABANDONED YOU LMAO
Swift: DUDE OPTIONALS LMAO, DUDE ARGUMENT LABELS LMAO
Haskell: DUDE MONADS LMAO
HTML5: DUDE MOBILE LMAO
Javascript: DUDE FRAMEWORKS LMAO
SQL: SELECT * FROM dude_table WHERE LMAO='true';
NoSQL: DUDE JSON LMAO
LaTeX: \begin{LMAO} DUDE YOU NEED A COMPILER FOR WORD DOCUMENTS \end{LMAO}
Bootstrap: DUDE COOKIE CUTTER RESPONSIVE DESIGN SITES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME LMAO
CSS3: DUDE PREPROCESSORS LMAO
Node: DUDE PACKAGES LMAO
Express: DUDE ROUTERS LMAO
Angular: DUDE SINGLE PAGE LMAO
PugJS: DUDE TEMPLATES LMAO
Lisp: DUDE PARENTHESES LMAO
Clojure: DUDE PARENTHESES & JAVA LMAO
Rust: DUDE MEMORY SAFETY LMAO
Bash: DUDE PIPES LMAO
zsh: DUDE PLUGINS LMAO
fish: DUDE AUTOCOMPLETE LMAO
PowerShell: DUDE MIMIKATZ LMAO
Assembly: DUDE REGISTERS LMAO
COBOL or Fortran: DUDE OLD PEOPLE MAINTAINING LEGACY CODE LMAO
PHP: shell_exec(echo "DUDE PLEASE HACK ME LMAO");
git: git commit -m "DUDE BRANCHES LMAO"
UML: DUDE ACCESS MODIFIERS LMAO
Tech startups: DUDE FOOSBALL TABLES AND OPEN FLOOR PLANS LMAO
>>257
I don't understand what the point of that would be. If they're trying to block bots, it doesn't make sense to put up challenge imagery created exactly to be recognizable by their image recognition network. It's not as if they're short on data, anyway. They have petabytes and petabytes of that stuff lying around from the constant updates they do to maps.
I think it's much more probable that they're taking genuine input data and applying adversarial perturbations to it. That would block current bots and give them some insight into what a perturbation-resistant network looks like.
>>258
But C is all about pointers, even more so than C++; C++ would be: DUDE, OO ISN'T A JOKE, FOR REAL THIS TIME, protected abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructors LMAO
>>262
well, parts of that are painfully on point, and some aren't, but looking at the whole thing, it seems like the main goal is to annoy, seeing as it does so by highlighting various shallow ways to dismiss technologies that are useful in some niche or other.
>>264
I always get called an impure heathen by truLISPers but Clojure is a really nice language.
I just want to disappear.
en pointe
Language fanboyism just shows you have a way to go before truly understanding what it is to be one with the machine at all levels of abstraction.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
I thought her a botanist or something; there were flowers in the background.
There was cum on the piano.
What have been your experiences with public speaking? For example, in a communications class.
I had to do a presentation today and I know I sounded very nervous. Now I'm agonizing over how it could have gone better. I practiced it beforehand and it was fine. But when it came time to actually present in front of the class, my heart rate skyrocketed and I had a hard time breathing, so my voice quivered.
The entire thing was 45 minutes (I was in a group) and it seemed like it would never end. It got better by the end of it (because I got more used to it), but the beginning was really bad.
Think about how professors have to do this every single day. Every lecture is public speaking.
>>273
I always let the presentation itself be the first time I ever present whatever it is I prepared. Always works out well because I'm too busy trying to get interpret and present the info on the fly to be nervous.
>>273
I study the information and then ad lib it for the most part. Having to memorize a set speech or script would only make me more nervous of messing up so I just come up with a general flowchart of what points I want to make and in what order. Also I never look the audience in the eye, I always look at the top of their heads.
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I hit reply instead of preview by accident. Oh well. And when I tried to post this same post the first time my shitty VPN disconnected so it didn’t submit.
I miss BBcode. WakabaMark is lame.
> What have been your experiences with public speaking? For example, in a communications class.
I have been in a communications class. Informally, it seems a majority of people in the Western mold have a reticence or fear of public speaking. I am firmly in the minority: It is so much easier for me to regard an audience as impersonal for the duration of a formal-ish presentation, damn the consequences (I suppose there is a "nervousness" in my case, but to me it is more accurately "excitement"). In contrast (maybe this combination is a bit abnormal), basic interpersonal stuff really fucks me up, possibly with the exception of very close friends.
Granted, I am not dealing with hecklers at an open mic session or something, and have always been a regular target of emotional abuse in my own family. And I might be ever so slightly autistic, just sayin'.
> Think about how professors have to do this every single day. Every lecture is public speaking.
Some professors are natural instructors and have no problem with giving lecture. Others (researchers, which is a professor proper in some institutions) don't have any business being in front of a classroom, but are obligated to, and nobody in those classrooms is happy. I generalize, of course.
"Self-care is part of creativity" means "I don't have to feel guilty about binge watching TV shows in bed all day"
Though now I look again, I should perhaps have clarified that I have been in school plays, done musical performances in various contexts... I knew from a young age that yes, I don't have a problem with this strange thing that lots of adults sheepishly admitted they could not do without fear. Perhaps a part of me was (is) an attention whore, heh.
I had the deepest sympathy for this one fellow in my communications class who was (is) a marine, but asked us not to begrudge him should he show up the day of the presentation smelling like a bar.
I am a professional musician and rarely have issues with nerves in a musical context, but just about anything else involving performance causes me to forget everything I know, with almost complete disregard of how much I try to prepare. Even if I'm reading a script.
/shrug
When you go to a porn site intending to jerk it to hardcore gay porn but end up finishing to Hegreart vanilla solo female. That. I imagine that's how a recovering alcoholic feels when he wanders into the liquor store out of habit, realizes where he is, purchases nothing but a Coke and leaves.
I miss the old internet. IRC, desktop computers, BBSes, web forums. It was all so new and experimental. No one had any idea what they were doing. Nowadays social media seems to polished but simultaneously sterile. You can’t just post for fun. Everyone’s timeline is like self-promotion/marketing for their own personal brand to make them look as good as possible for when they inevitably job hop because apparently that’s the beast way to increase your salary (staying at a company for a maximum of two years). And because everyone is expected to post with their real name and photo, you have a permanent internet record. So if you mess up, it’s eternal.
Or maybe this is all just rose-tinted glasses. Maybe it was always bad.
SO polished*
It was always bad, but it's even worse now.
I'll never understand people who never leave their hometown. Isn't moving a part of growing up?
>>289
Did you move from a small town to a big city? Big city to a smaller town or a rural setting? Was it a lateral move to an equally-sized community elsewhere?
Just trying to understand where you're coming from.
Sometime you just have to leave.
>>290
I'm lived in big cities (millions of people) and small towns (between 10,000 and 20,000). It's less about population or rural vs. urban (though I've always been in suburban or urban places) and more about better economic opportunities, or just exploring somewhere new if you think the place you were at last wasn't a good fit for you (culturally). And if I ever have a family, I'll make another move... to a place that has good schools.
>>291
It's not solely about boredom, but that's one aspect of it. See the above text in my post. But I have noticed that I appreciate life more when I'm in a new place. It's cool and exciting. Once you know about all the local places, it's boring. There's nothing new to discover.
I'm still sore about DOGGY COOL getting shafted in that election.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again
>small towns (between 10,000 and 20,000)
Woah, those are big towns to me. The biggest town in my local area maybe has 20,000 people. My hometown had about 4-5000 people, and I moved to the city because the small-town mentality really drags you down. Nobody has much interesting to say and that's something to be proud of. "Hurr you read books for pleasure and wear nice clothes, want me to smash your face in? I want to smash your face in". It's a lovely town with lots of nice people, but the ratio of nice people to nincompoops was too high.
My girl is having an event in a couple hours, don't forget to go to it dummy!
>>297
DADDY COOL is dead. DOGGY COOL represents a better order, a return to the old ways, reformation to the party line, DOWN WITH MAMA.
I have 80HD and my favorite annie may is U U Hockey Show.
Where is the best place to put a NAS
I have 4HP and my favorite spell is Tenser's Floating Disk.
Dammit there's a fingernail shard under my Q key and I can't get it out.
Breakaholics
Real tracker shit!
>>310
Outside of dweeb circles, loud mechanical keyboards are not socially acceptable. Quiet ones that don't annoy other people (such as a chiclet macbook keyboard) are better. Ghosting doesn't matter. Tactile feedback doesn't matter. Being compact and quiet are what really matter.
I'm sure this opinion won't be popular in "nerd" communities, but it's what people in the real world agree with.
Apple has always had the best trackpads and the worst mice. Generally their keyboards have been good, although the original iMac keyboard and consumer-grade beige keyboards were pretty trash. The //c's keyboard, the Extended I and II, the iBook/PBG4 keyboards, and the Magic Keyboard are my personal favorites.
>>313
Yeah, like I said, the worst mice. I will gladly take a $10 Microsoft Basic from 15 years ago over that garbage; actually until a couple weeks ago that's exactly what I used.
>>311
Dare you diss the mech? Good thing I work remotely. Enjoy your carpal-tunnel fgt.
>>308
Touchscreens are probably the worst tech meme of the past 10 years, I'm glad Microsoft has wised up and stopped putting their monopoly force behind the trend. Stupid sweaty balls Steve Balmer, stupid, stupid, stupid.
I have a mechanical keyboard and I write faster and with more precision on the chiclet keyboard on my work's MacbookPro.
Go fucking figure.
My ideal keyboard is silent with short travel, easy action, and clear tactile feedback. Typing should be as effortless as thinking. I own a Model M and while the quality is undeniable it's basically the opposite of how I like to interact with a computer. I mostly bring it out to either show off or annoy people.
I remember hearing about some experimental new tech that dynamically shapes the screen to make buttons and keyboards more tactile. In another 20 years once the patent is expired we might see it actually being used and touchscreens would have more potential at true keyboard equivalence, maybe?
Even the best keyboard is still significantly slower than talking. And even talking is slower than reading.
Direct brain-to-brain communication when?
>>320
Good luck finding someone who can consistently speak at 120 words per minute.
Well, I don't like when a flatscreen is used in a car stereo or climate control, rather than the usual knobs and switches.
>>321
I'm not that guy, but that's really not that hard. In conversation or lecture, people usually speak slower to convey nuances, but when dictating to convey solely textual content, 120 WPM is quite easy; I just timed myself dictating and 200 WPM is a pretty conservative estimate.
Even when speaking slowly and clearly, it's not hard. I just looked up an audiobook of Moby Dick (read by a volunteer, not a professional, and pauses for breath are left in). Chapters 4 through 7 (inclusive) run about 4100 words and are read in 27 minutes. That's ~150 WPM.
People who can type 120 WPM are in the top 1-2% of typists (at least, according to 30 seconds with a search engine). Considering the length of time that most people input text to computers, someone who couldn't speak that at 120 WPM would probably have a medical condition.
That said, there's no way in hell I'd take a voice-only system over a keyboard-only system. The systems that have grown up around the assumption that a user can input homophones correctly, press multiple keys at once, use modifier keys, etc. are too useful to give up.
>>320
If you mean "a cable coming out of your head that allows you to give commands like a keyboard and/or mouse", I've wanted that for the past twenty years at least. Unfortunately, today we'd probably get "a implanted microprocessor running a proprietary OS, bootstrapping a technically open-source OS, using a byzantine collection of libraries allowing you to write javascript functions to interact with APIs from up to four(!) major corporations, and it needs an internet connection to a central server to work".
>>323
I'm now concerned about slowing my stupid bran and myself down by a lot of typing with little spoken communication in the past few years. I'm typing at 80-90 WPM, but that's lower when I stop to think the thoughts.
>>323
Consistently means speaking and evaluating whether you were properly understood. No dictation program exists that can handle that sort of natural speech at a pace faster than typing. A lot of what you type to work with a computer is not easily expressed in speech anyway. Programming via dictation sounds tortuous.
Could you live if you had all your bones surgically removed? Like you’d heal and just be a bag of skin and muscle and organs. You might need a breathing machine and some help eating but maybe you could live, even as an amorphous blob? I mean, there’d be no point, but it’s just a thought.
Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani
You know you’re truly an adult when you’re tired all the time and constantly worry about money and discuss health problems with your coworkers. You get good at pretending to laugh at people’s jokes in an attempt to sound more personable. You get better with fake smiles and strong handshakes. You feel good when you have a new sponge in the sink. Your ideal weekend is one where you catch up on sleep. You stop caring about your old hobbies. You care less about being cool or wearing nice clothes, just as long as they’re clean. You give up on your hopes and dreams and come up with boring goals like paying off debt or increasing your credit score or surviving through the week.
>>328
I have tons of health problems and still like my hobbies and wearing nice clothes. I don't have many coworkers though, thankfully.
How was the MRI?
>>330
No tumor so I have no idea what is wrong with me. Gonna make another appointment with a different doctor to see what else the problem could be.
>>331 What kind of problems are you having? How old are you? Last year I was seriously convinced I had a brain tumor or something and wanted to go to the hospital, I was having awful headaches on the left side only, jaw and facial swelling, neck and shoulder pain, that kind of thing. Turns out to be an impacted wisdom tooth.
>>326 What if they removed your skin and muscles too and you were just a blob of organs and nerves and a spinal cord floating in a tank of saline?
For dumb people, about smart people: Big Bang Theory
For smart people, about dumb people: Trailer Park Boys
For smart people, about smart people: Star Trek: TNG
For dumb people, about dumb people: any MTV reality show
my opinions are absolute, you cannot argue with them
What if you removed everything except the bones, and were just a bones man, made of bones,
What if you were skellington
How do animated skeletons work in fantasy? Sure, it's magic but someone has to do the decision-making for them if they do more than just reflexively swing stuff on proximity alert. And if there is somebody thinking for them, all you have to do is scream really loud to startle them and make them lose the train of thought.
Vali nahuy ebanniy nedocelovek
>>333
Maybe we’re all just brains in vats. Or maybe you’re the only person who actually exists. Everyone else is just a figment of your imagination. Maybe we’re living in a simulation with a simulation within... Infinite regression.
Drungsy
cried today
>>341
What upset you? Are you the same person who posted the dream about your ex?
I couldn't sleep today.
New goreshit album on bandcamp!!!! Super high energy UK rave-ish breakcore. I prefer his darker ambient stuff but this is nice too.
>>337 Maybe skeletons are the embedded devices of fantasy, and wizards are the programmers. Magically imbue your skeleton with a short set of simple instructions and just leave it running until it needs repaired or replaced.
>>346
Embedded devices? What year is it? I think you mean IoT device. Like embedded devices but they can be remotely hacked. And the person who programmed the skeleton uses it to data mine the user. And some features are withheld unless you pay for the premium subscription version. The future is now, old man.
>Study lectures 3 & 4 as well as problem set 2 solutions
N O !
Abandoned treehouses
We program the spirits of the ossifices with our spells
Another bizarre twitter account:
TinyGangut
Why tweet a million times per day? Why subtweet everyone?
Lots of weirdness here.
Also I guess you can’t post links to twitter because the spam filter here thinks it’s spam?
>>351 I cheerfully copied the link into my address bar hoping to see some weirdness, but it's just some chump spouting boring opinions
after all this time I still get a kick out of wordlessly linking unsuspecting internet friends to pigmhall videos
If I get a new job quick enough that my redundancy pay will be a bonus rather than something to survive on, I'm going to celebrate by buying a PS4!
>>355
I knew someone who used to have crazy hair spikes. You know how he did it?
Glue. Not hair gel.
You think they do that every single day? Oh no, not even close. Not the best for hygiene. Stinky spiky hair.
I wish she was back from class already.
>>351
I legit have run across that before you mentioned it, and I was so underwhelmed I don't even remember what it was. I'm with >>352
>>356
I thought this was common knowledge, since I was square af and I still knew it in like middle school, but then I gave it a second thought and went "wait, almost nobody was still doing that by the time I was in middle school." Maybe that's how out of it I was/am.
How popular are you?
>>360
Are you ok? You seem to be having trouble quoting. Drinking?
>>361
I need help. I am so gosh darn lonely. The saddest dokyuuuuuuuuuun (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
overeager gomez vs. hopeless task gomez
ZEMOG OT OLLEH YAS ENOYREVE
Dorkly is shit
If you fuck your half-sister, is it only half-incest?
If you fuck your half-sister, is it only half as hot?
yes to both of that
Some people in another thread were talking about the ethnicity of people on this site.
I'm mixed race. I don't like being mixed race.
I wrote a 1,200 word essay about this topic but then decided to delete it.
>>372
Are you the castizo girl the guy is dating in the Romance thread?
>>375
That meme really triggers me.
On the one hand, liberals lecture me about my white privilege. On the other hand, you have alt right people who think I'm too Mexican to be white and have the stupid "le 56% face" and "la creatura" memes. But it's not just memes -- these jokes are a reflection of what people really think. I'm too white for non-whites and too Mexican for whites. Everybody gets upset.
I feel like I can't fit in anywhere.
>>376
Where are you trying to fit in? You would certainly be welcome in a catholic church.
>>377
I'm not catholic. And one problem with people who accept mixed people (at least in super liberal SJW groups, who I encoutner) is that they like mixed race people for being less than 100% white, because ultra-leftists seem to dislike white people.
Another thing I dislike about it is when people fetishize or exoticize it. "Oh, that's cool" or whatever. No, it's not.
>>378
Neither parent is entirely white, but my mom is less white than my dad.
People who aren't mixed tend to forget that mixed race people can have kids too. Thus, the parents of mixed race people can also be mixed race as opposed to just one race or the other.
>>376
Stop browsing 4chan if it makes you feel bad about the way you were born. Also socialize with people outside of online. Online SJW circles are absolutely unbearable pearl-clutchers running purity tests on just about anyone but on the real world, they are super cool people.
>I'm not catholic
>super liberal SJW groups, who I encounter
You can't be a wasp stop trying to hang in their social circles. Mother church is waiting for you to return!
>>380
I don't browse 4chan. This shit leaks into other places too. But even when I did used to browse 4chan, I'd just browse /g/ or /prog/ and people would mostly talk about technology. There's more online race-related shit on Facebook and Twitter and Reddit (at least with who I've added/followed on social media, based on knowing people or being in certain circles).
SJWs aren't online-only. I'm in college in an extremely liberal area. If you think they only exist online, you have no idea.
That's the thing -- these are issues in real life, not just online.
People really do give lectures about white privilege. Yes, in person. They might not be screaming like the internet might want you to think, but yes, people in university (and in the city I'm from) do talk about this a lot. I've also heard white people say racist things about Mexicans -- in person, not online.
Many of the people in my family are obsessed with race. As you might imagine, they're on the SJW end. Believe it or not, but people exist outside of the internet!
I hate when people say "it's just online" or something. Maybe for YOU. Not for me.
I think white people make an effort to virtue signal around me more because of the fact that I'm mixed. As if they have something to prove around me.
>>383
WASP? White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. The same people you see in socjus would be the children of episcopalians and reform synagogues a generation ago.
>>385
So you want social proof, to be accepted, and to belong to something, hate the hyperindividualism and finger-wagging of your university but won't give the church a chance? If you've got a latin service in your area I strongly recommend giving it a shot.
>>382
I'm not doubting your experience, I'm just saying that the middle ground you are looking for definitely exists, but you'll have more trouble finding it online than in real life.
And by lectures, do you mean actual lectures? Like in a hall with an audience? I don't think anyone is forcing you to assist to a conference about intersectionality or whatever topic du jour is being hotly debated on this brave, new, racially sensitive marketplace of ideas taking place at your college. If you are being forced to assist, let me know, I'm curious.
As an aside, I really like how neutral this place feels, precisely because there are people that can't stand these debates, and I think that's ok.
As an additional addendum, being on college fucking sucks. I was a mess emotionally in college. At least that's over for me.
>>387
Lecture can mean different things. If someone rambles on about something, you could say "don't lecture me." But yes, there are literally events you can go to on campus where someone has a powerpoint and they talk about privilege and diversity and things like that. They don't happen every single day, but they do exist. And some professors talk about race too. Again, not every single professor, and not every single day, but they do bring up the topic of race, and it's usually in an anti-white way.
It seems like you're trying to invalidate my experiences because they don't line up with your own, as if the world is some egalitarian fantasy land where no problems arise. Not everyone has the same life experiences, and problems like this really do exist.
There are a lot of complications and problems associated with being mixed race and I wish I was just one or the other. And yes, I am well aware that "Mexican" is not a race -- Mexicans are varying admixtures of native american, white, and black. Yes, I know. Then again, I have never been to Europe or Mexico.
It seems weird that people talk a lot about race these days, but mixed race issues aren't talked about as much. People talk about individual groups. There's the alt right for whites. There's Black Lives Matter for black people. Not much activism or attention for mixed race stuff, aside from recent racist memes like "el goblino" or whatever like the other person posted.
But whatever. I shouldn't have even mentioned it.
Also, fun fact: there are many Chicano people who are in the US, not because they moved, but because the border moved. What used to be Mexico is now Texas (at least part of it).
There are many different identifying terms -- Latino, Hispanic, Mexican, etc. You could make a very big Venn diagram with them. But people in my family tend to say Chicano/Chicana.
Not every mixed person speaks Spanish. Not every mixed person has an accent. Not every mixed person participates in Mexican traditions/ceremonies/holidays/etc. It was a bigger part of my youth, but I've kind of "shed" it now and I'm more globalized/generic American so some people might say I'm whitewashed or something. But what, am I supposed to be a walking stereotype/ambassador/cultural sampler platter in order to have the heritage that I have?
trying a different kind of sleeping pill tonight
What about the rest of you? Are you English? Italian? German? French? Norwegian? Something else? Some combination?
In another thread, someone implied that most people here are white. But there are many different types of white, each with their own language and culture. But then again, people in Poland probably wouldn’t consider a “Polish American” person to be Polish (if they’re second generation or later).
People shy away from these types of conversations but I think they can be interesting.
>>398
Europeans are unique in their vitriol and disowning of their own diaspora. I would rather call myself a nigger or an ogre than seek kinship with a sterile apostate race of churlish elves.
>>398
Pure bred Prussian determined to resture my peoples empire to it's former glory once the markets crash and civil war errupts.
SLAV
SHIT
SLAV
SHIT
SLAV
SHIT
I tell you what, >>391. Our crew did an extensive search. Then, we have found her, your mother.
One of us asked "Are you >>391's mother? He is making bad posts at '4-ch' and he's brought a ruckus to all of them."
She replied, "My boy brings a ruckus to the 4-ch!?" then she collapsed and shed tears.
She also said that she would to like to post some her words at '4-ch' right then. But she was not in the condition to do that. She suffered from her wrist injury.
She asked us to tell you she would keep on reading your posting at '4-ch' thereafter, she was not able to follow her words. She sobbed bitterly.
>>391, you now know how she feels. Quit talkin' trash, get it?
You know what you oughta do next? Apologize to all for all that you've done.
You are the man. You'll do it.
baka chon
slavshit
Why do aftermarket car stereos all look like hot garbage?
baka chon
>>408
Good stereo systems in cars look good because they are designed with the rest of the interior in mind. So the stock one looks like it fits in. The reason why aftermarket ones look bad is that they don’t have separate styles for different models of cars, which all have different interior aesthetics. One-size-fits-all styling. Besides, people buy stereos for the features rather than the looks.
My car came with an aftermarket stereo when I bought it (I can only afford used cars) and it the aux input doesn’t work so I can’t hook it up to my phone and it’s old enough that it doesn’t support Bluetooth. So I just got a cheap portable Bluetooth speaker and a charger for my car and pair it with my phone to play music/audiobooks/podcasts.
These days, the best in-car entertainment system is your phone.
Have you ever used CarPlay or Android Auto before? They seem pretty cool but they’re only available on newer cars and stereos (which I don’t have).
>>410
I have never used CarPlay our Android Auto, my car is just old enough to not have any fancy tech things and I probably won't be parting with it for the next 5 years. I just use the aux cable as best as I can.
I've used a couple of the early car stereo things before (when borrowing cars), and they tried to be good but were mostly garbage in function. I hope they've gotten better in the last few years.
s/car stereo things/car stereo bluetooth cell phone things/
Recently-formed coastal areas with palm trees and warm weather are good for your brain. Why?
They’re new tropics!
Went in for an interview. Thought it went really well!
Guess it didn’t (´・ω・｀)
I wonder how feasible it would be to just live in one of those sleeper vans and just drive around. Do they have like, plugs where I could charge a laptop?
I could get a phone plan with unlimited 4g and tether my laptop and it'd still be cheaper than what I pay for internet right now, plus I wouldn't have to pay rent.
wildcard: cost of gasoline, car insurance, actually buying the van
>>416,417
This sounds like a bad idea. Won't you just end up homeless?
>>416
Insurance complications
Cars break down over time ― you want a home that won’t last?
No free parking, cops harass people who sleep in car
Even if you pay for a parking spot somewhere, like in a parking garage, you will not be allowed to stay in it overnight
It will get super hot in summer and super cold in winter
People can break into your car and steal everything
If your car gets towed and you can’t pay the fee, you’re screwed
Hard to shower, cool, etc
Using your car for daily electricity needs will mean you either have to drive a lot or you’ll run your battery down and eventually get in a situation where your car won’t start or you have to let your electronics die
You will spend a lot more on gas for the battery, heat, AC, etc.
AC won’t last anywhere near as long because car AC is not the same as home AC
When you take your car to the mechanic, your entire home and all your possessions are there
Unlimited data gets throttled so it’s neither unlimited nor fast
No mailing address will mess a lot of things up for you
Hard to be in a relationship when you don’t have a place to stay
Lack of space
Lack of privacy
People will avoid you or think you’re nuts
>Cars break down over time ― you want a home that won’t last?
>People can break in[...] and steal everything
These apply to normal residences/houses too.
>No free parking, cops harass people who sleep in car
>Even if you pay for a parking spot somewhere, like in a parking garage, you will not be allowed to stay in it overnight
>Using your car for daily electricity needs will mean you either have to drive a lot or you’ll run your battery down and eventually get in a situation where your car won’t start or you have to let your electronics die
>If your car gets towed and you can’t pay the fee, you’re screwed
>Hard to shower, cool, etc
>When you take your car to the mechanic, your entire home and all your possessions are there
>Unlimited data gets throttled so it’s neither unlimited nor fast
Legitimate concerns, not sure how to solve these satisfactorily.
>It will get super hot in summer and super cold in winter
>Hard to be in a relationship when you don’t have a place to stay
>Lack of space
>Lack of privacy
>People will avoid you or think you’re nuts
Things that don't really bother me that much.
>No mailing address will mess a lot of things up for you
Surely I could use a relative's address and just spend the absolute bare minimum amount of time at their house to be legally considered a resident.
Other concerns:
If something bad happens, how to contact emergency services and tell them where I am?
How to store and cook food?
Using the bathroom
>These apply to normal residences/houses too.
Although a house is wont for maintenance and repair, even the most lackadaisical among the negro race is incapable of neglecting a house into its mere timbers within a decade! Do you have a sickness or are you just a fool?
There was that one guy who worked at Google and lived out of a box truck in the parking lot to save money. Google's big enough that nobody really paid any attention. I wouldn't mind an arrangement like that, except for the "everything there at the mechanic" and the "no mailing address" things.
One of my dreams is to be able to fit everything I own into my car, but I'm not sure how well that'll mesh with also owning an upright bass and some phat speakers unless I get a box truck.
If you become a trendy indie game developer you might be able to live on a sailboat and even finance it with Patreon...
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/z43epj/the-game-design-studio-on-a-boat
jalapeno tostitos
America Won World War II
>>427
There's something about this that really irks me. Normally I'm OK with Patreons, after all it makes sense to support artists you like so they can keep making art. But these two mother fuckers are obviously pretty well off to begin with. And they're asking people to give them money not just to make games but primarily to help finance their...yacht? Are you fucking kidding me?
Not sure why this makes me so angry. Maybe I'm just jealous I'm still making money the "normal way" while they fuck around on a yacht.
>>430
It's Motherboard/Vice; I don't know how douchey they are or aren't, but being featured there would make anyone look super douchey.
For most people who do it, boat living is a respectable minimalist lifestyle and has been possible for a long time. The Patreon aspect does make it a bit more awful-sounding, but I can't really draw a huge distinction between that and the more normal income of pulling ashore for temporary gigs; ultimately, someone thinks they are paying for a good or service, therefore they pay.
>>431
Yeah, actually after looking through their Twitter feed I actually started to kind of like them. I feel like if I met them in real-life I would probably like them even more. Still have no desire to give them money though.
I want to fap but my penpen is still sore from the last session. Oh, such sorrow!
>>430
I've perused google and freedom 32 goes for between 25K and 30K smackaroonies which while still is so much more money than I can possibly accumulate, it's still not yacht money.
kakkoii
>>439
I'm Irish with a squirt of North African and Jew, I get called a Jew too.
It's like the world's worst roast battle in here
why the fuck shakkin is such a big deal in Japan?
>>444
that's not even an insult anymore
get with the times, gramps
shut the fuck up i need to masturbate right now.
the electrohouse/french touch revival is waaayy overdue
How do you make friends when you have none?
Should I get back in touch with my old friends from high school? Things wouldn't be the same though, especially since I moved away.
feeling sad so I'm gonna take sleeping pills to fall asleep early tonight so I can sleep off the sad thoughts
have a good friday night, dokyuns
>>307
Finally bought a pair of tweezers and extracted that little keratin fucka.
>>450
Dude just learn to live with yourself. You are your own best friend, noone else is capable of completely understanding you so trying to get along with someone else wont be worth it. I'd say you should start and analyze yourself by checking how you feel about the last couple hours several times a day and then ask yourself why you feel like that. Not lying to yourself is key here, or if you are a really good liar you can try to to manipulate your brain into believing the truths you want but I think this will break appart someday so better do it right.
>>453
This is good advice or at least I presume everything after the first line which is all that I read is. I have no friends and am very much at peace. I am thinking of getting a cat depending on my 'bux' situation. I am too encumbered mentally to try to coexist with people on a proper schedule.
Do people who fantasize about defective people of all types have self-esteem problems?
you, facing the future with optimism and grace
me, watching azumanga daioh and browsing long-dead text boards desperately trying to pretend it's still 2005
azd stinks
>>454
I sometimes think about getting a pet too but than I remember that I will lose interest very quickly. I don't think i could even care for a plant.
Russophobes? Where did that come from, I love Russians!
Shoko Yoneyama-The Japanese High School_ Silence and Resistance (Nissan Institute Routledge Japanese Studies Series)-Routledge (1999).pdf
Would you rather live in Detroit or North Korea?
Definitely Detroit. At least you can legally talk about how much Detroit sucks without ending up in prison.
>>462
Try going to Detroit and telling the locals that it sucks...
Getting arrested isn't the only thing you need to worry about.
My immediate concern would be packing up and living somewhere else. That would be possible in Detroit, but probably not in North Korea. If the question is about living for an extended period of time, I might have to think about it for a bit more.
I think Arnold Schoenberg was just insane
Karl Marx was jewish
Marx was born on 5 May 1818 to Heinrich Marx (1777–1838) and Henriette Pressburg (1788–1863). He was born at Brückengasse 664 in Trier, a town then part of the Kingdom of Prussia's Province of the Lower Rhine.[18] Marx was ethnically Jewish. His maternal grandfather was a Dutch rabbi, while his paternal line had supplied Trier's rabbis since 1723, a role taken by his grandfather Meier Halevi Marx.[19] His father, as a child known as Herschel, was the first in the line to receive a secular education and he became a lawyer and lived a relatively wealthy and middle-class existence, with his family owning a number of Moselle vineyards. Prior to his son's birth, and after the abrogation of Jewish emancipation in the Rhineland,[20] Herschel converted from Judaism to join the state Evangelical Church of Prussia, taking on the German forename of Heinrich over the Yiddish Herschel.[21] Marx was a third cousin once removed of German Romantic poet Heinrich Heine, also born to a German Jewish family in the Rhineland, with whom he became a frequent correspondent in later life.
Anyone who likes Marx is a lunatic absvyou should avoid them.
On an unrelated note, field recordings are pretty cool.
https://zvukolom.bandcamp.com/album/soundscapes-of-spring
https://janawinderen.bandcamp.com/album/the-wanderer
Now that I think about it, that might have sounded sarcastic. It's not though. I'm just in a good mood.
Death Grips x MF Doom: Year of the Rap Snitch Knishes
I have been posting on this site a lot lately because I am more depressed and lonely than usual
I'm as distrusting of the eternal chon as the next 20-something reverse banana but I think we need to sit down and discuss how food is pretty much the only thing Korea does better than Japan.
Japanese food: here's a $50 piece of raw fish draped over a cube of plain white rice. if that's not to your liking then you can also have a bowl of rotten beans, or this sandwich filled with noodles.
Korean food: here's a big ass piece of grilled meat with some spicy vegetables and rice. if you don't like that then here's another, different big ass piece of grilled meat. also we're the only asians that don't make chopsticks out of fucking balsa wood.
>>475
Korean BBQ and kimchi is pretty based. It’s also easier to learn Hangul as opposed to Hiragana/Katakana/etc. There’s also k-pop, plastic surgery (even if you don’t like it, you have to admit that they’re good at it), Seoul, Busan... lots of cool stuff. They are also good at dealing with crazy neighbors. And Samsung is a South Korean company. When was the last time you used a Japanese phone?
The only Samsung phone I've ever owned (GS3) is also the worst phone I've ever owned. Despite being XBOX HUGE it still felt flimsy like it would just crumple up like a ball of paper if I gripped it too tight. LG on the other hand does make some decent phones, even in lower budget range. So it's not that I have a thing against Korean phones, just against Samsung, who may as well be an arm of the Korean government at this point so they can dump whatever garbage on the market they want with almost no consequence or oversight. If my only choice of manufacturers for two similar products was either Samsung or Sony I'd take Sony almost every time, but luckily choices aren't usually so restricted.
Congratulations, 9000! It's a great, happy day of today.
>>471 Thanks, I only wondered for a second if it was sincere but took it at face value and it was appreciated, with mutual kind regards（´∀｀）I'm happy I got to share my encounter with a drunken boxer on a train and other rare sonic events!
LGBT territory
I like my Sony smartphone, it's served me well for a long time
>>482
You can’t use a smartphone!!! Watch as I write a dozen posts saying why flip phones are better!!!!!
I still find trips to the grocery store a bit surreal. Spices, exotic fruits, salt, tea, coffee, you can buy them all for the equivalent of maybe 10 minutes' work at a decent wage. These are things people used to kill and die over; wars were fought over these things! Barely 100 years ago, the Dole Fruit Company was overthrowing governments just so they could export pineapples and bananas a bit cheaper. Dying for bananas, can you even imagine?
>>484
Basing your economy on bananas is not very sustainable.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_republic
Things like clothing also used to be really expensive. Now you can buy adequate clothing for next to nothing.
We also have electronics and movies and games and infinite sources of distraction or entertainment. But we’re not that much happier than before, are we? In fact it seems like many people are feeling worse than ever.
The human mind is great at adjusting to your circumstances and just get used to it. It’s remarkable how unimpressed we are with amazing things.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill
>>486
As if banana republics just got to be that way. Ever heard of united fruit?
Couples who trip balls together write function calls together
My cat sits on my lap, using my flip-computer is now more difficult due to the location of this mass of fur.
What if you had to plug people in to recharge them but you had to feed sandwiches to laptops and they have to go to been ar night
To bed at night*
You'd probably just have two laptops
>>492
But then you’d have to cook twice as much food and buy two beds!
>>489
My cat also tends to leave fur residue all over the keyboard.
my cat does not exist
meow mreow oh no help I am immaterial
>>486 >It’s remarkable how unimpressed we are with amazing things.
Every so often I like to stop and take a minute to reflect and be impressed by impressive things. I'm in my mid 20s, so most fully grown trees I see are probably significantly older than me.
mailto:AtAtMailDotToMailTo@AtMail.to
confusing domain and email address ideas
well, it resolved
so who the hell did i just send dick pics to?
It works and looks good, congrats!
goodnight dqn
vc: cow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennigaldi-Nanna%27s_museum
finding an ancient museum at an archaeological dig site is pretty meta
There’s something beneath my chest since I read Dazai Osamu.
People I’ve asked, they don’t care about the meaning of death.
The world is cracking, nothing we can cure, I just hope the wind can drive me somewhere to begin.
Wish you could write me a poem to souvenir our 6 date.
I can’t imagine those fairy tales.
Sometimes growing up gives birth to a tragedy.
The things I did nothing much was meaningful.
Who ever I got near to, I know they just turn into gloom.
Wish I could turn into a merrily angel, then we would meet 10 times per day.
Wish I could turn into some elegant poetry, so you’ll be willing to read 10 times more.
>>502
“No! I must kill the daemons” he shouted. The radio said “No, John. You are the daemons”
political compass test memes
Mass politics was a mistake
Since my early youth I wanted to be like Dazai. So today I decided to commit suicide to finalyl met him... hello my beloved Osamu I am coming
>>512
Since your early youth?
Ever since you can remember, then?
Ever since I can remember I been poppin' my colla, poppin' poppin' my colla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4lNcFiIEwU
sleeping pills and ambient music
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I had a really good current (at that moment) thought today, but it would take me like a day to recall what it was. But then it would belong to a profound thought thread.
3 sleeping pills tonight. I think my tolerance is increasing.
>>517
A good thought, so good that you can't remember it? Hmmm...
I've had dreams like that. It's either a really good or really bad dream. After I wake up, then I think about it, and shortly thereafter I forget about it! That's why it's good to write down dreams or ideas quickly after you have them. I have a notes.txt file on my computer, and I use a note-taking app on my phone too.
Even if you don't know if you'll use the idea later, it's good to write it down. Over time, you'll accumulate a long list of ideas, some of which you'll want to discard, but others can be used for a wide variety of creative things.
Inspiration doesn't happen all at once. It can be a few 5-minute sessions in 2 or more years. And when you have all the pieces of the puzzle together, even if it's years after the first time you thought of the first part of it, you'll be glad you wrote it down.
You see me now, a veteran of a thousand psychic wars. My energy's spent at last, and my armor is destroyed. I have used up all my weapons, and I'm helpless and bereaved. Wounds are all I'm made of. Did I hear you say that this is victory?
-Psychic Gomez
My schlong,
Is long.
(use this in your rap production please)
Do you feel uphill?
But bane saying it from the part of dark knight rising when he asks if you feel in charge.
Took like 14 years for a Simpsons/Family Guy crossover and yet I can't go 15 minutes in an anime without hearing about some other fuckin' anime.
People still watch anime? Lmao
>>518 the current thoughts thread is kind of therapeutic for me in that regard. Sometimes some thought gets stuck in my head and loops around and around and I can't sleep, posting it in this thread often helps.
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now I know how it feels to be german
gay.ru is blocked in Russia on my ISP :/
125 days till Kiwami 2
oi bruv you got a license for that spice
Milhouse will never be a meme, but reminding people is.
With a match that's mean and some gasoline you won't see me anymore
she likes it
give me more of it
Insomnia sucks
God when did I become so fucking gay, it started to seriously bug me now when I'm reading some shota/yaoi book and it has the top treating the bottom like a silver medal meat hole because he couldn't get laid with a girl and not as a viable object of romance in his own right.
vc: boy
this myth is exactly that, a myth
Even if the art is good I can't finish if I'm like, be nicer! Kiss him and stuff, he's not a sex doll!
I keep waiting for someone to ask, "how are you feeling?" so I can say, "lonely, inadequate, afraid."
What a melodramatic dick.
everything is iyashikei if you're hardcore enough
>>537
BUt the only acceptable response to that is “good” no matter how you are actually feeling
they're not my friends anymore
dont ever post about this again on dqn
Let's kill the politics shitter!
>>545
So what you're saying is you can't handle people who don't think exactly the same way you do.
>>551
Neither is polshit or griping about how nobody understanding your snowflake shade of shit
>>552
I don't understand this. So you're saying I'm "polshit" even though /pol/ is a racist board, but people here are saying racist things to me. How do you make sense of that? Do you not see how you're contradicting yourself here?
>>553
I did not claim that you were capable of a coherent set of beliefs, other animals like my dog clearly cannot so I expect the same of you.
>>554
How are my beliefs incoherent? Actually, don't answer. I don't care what a racist thinks about me. You clearly don't think logically. I'm disappointed in your ignorance. I expected better of this site.
To the racists on this site: are you openly racist, or do you only say racist things on the internet?
Someone here has a foot odor and I sure hope it isn't me.
Feeling sad about how I've become distant with my old friends and how I could've been closer if I didn't cut off contact with people for a while.
Regret doesn't do you any good though, does it? Can't change the past.
Sometimes I just think it's deja vu and sometimes I think I really think I'm just posting the same things over and over again.
Sometimes I just think it's deja vu and sometimes I think I really think I'm just posting the same things over and over again.
Thinking of joining the clique known as " the library crew".
don't cosplay with my heart
Don't not fist lolis with my heart.
It seems that some dokyuns are forgetting the rule of the internet: if there's content you don't like, the best thing to do is ignore it. Meta-discussion is boring and toxic. Trying to tell people what to post and what not to post is completely ineffective.
And yes, I know this post is entirely hypocritical. SUCK IT BITCHES
>>566 I agree that meta-discussion is boring but I also agree with the other guy, that it only takes one or two ignorant roasters to drag a board's ｑｕａｌｉｔｙ down. The other golden rule of the internet is to lurk moar - new users are welcome but hang out for a while and read the atmosphere before jumping in with your shallow opinions! This is different than the sty they're used to, have a bit of class.
How did they hammer the protruding nails in the Octobers and Novembers leading up to 1993?
空気読めない奴は空気吸うな
Sometimes I think it's just deja vu and sometimes I think I've just been in this place before higher on the street and you know it's my time to go.
Sometimes I feel like putting my hands up in the air...
Lance in the moon...
How did it get there?
I take your sage and raise you a bump
upvoted
nice
epic
I like it
+1 good sir
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
not clicking like on Facebook even when you genuinely like the post, simply because you have a sneaking suspicion that they wouldn't want you to like their posts
facebook friends vs. real friends etc etc
Everything is political. There are really only two types of people: those who realize that political issues have serious effects on people's lives and need to be addressed, and ignorant "I'm neutral" idiots who are so privileged that they don't even realize that other people's problems are different from their own.
So to say "don't be political here" is something only someone from a privileged, sheltered, out of touch background can say. You must be living under a rock.
No >>578, there are more than two types of people in the world. It helps no one to be reductive. Political issues affect people's lives, of course, no one is disputing that. That doesn't necessarily mean need to be addressed on an anonymous textboard, especially one about net culture and weeb shit. I don't have a problem with people having political opinions, it's the way they're articulated that rubs me the wrong way, with shallow, short-sighted assumptions and false generalisations. Saying "there's only two types of people" or "____ is something only ____ would say" or accusing people who disagree of being "leftists" or "nazis" and things just shuts down intelligent discussion.
It always seems to be American political opinions that are discussed as well, so it's even less relevant; and maybe it's just the American style of partisan politics but it just comes across like sports fans bickering about their favourite team. Personally I like DQN because we don't really talk about current-day meatspace very much, shitposts are more interesting than what you personally think about the stereotypes you have for "the left" and "the right".
>>579
This is a photo of you: https://i.imgur.com/YOcdhBm.png
Also, you're wrong. You make it sound like both sides are equally valid here. "Argument to moderation" is a logical fallacy.
This is how DQN treats politics (very naively and incorrectly):
https://i.imgur.com/xfk6DSD.jpg
It's like if someone said 2+2=0 and someone else said 2+2=4. Then fence-sitting centrists will be all like "well the truth is somewhere in between, so maybe the real answer is 2+2=2." Or your "multiple viewpoint" bullshit would be like saying that there are multiple objective truths, so maybe 2+2=5 and 2+2=7 as well as the other opinions people have. But we know that's not true. So why do people treat politics differently? You pretend that some issues are subjective even when they're not.
The fact of the matter is that some people are clearly wrong and others are clearly right. In some cases, there aren't multiple correct opinions. You are extremely naive. Sheltered egalitarian garbage. You know nothing.
Weeaboos on sites like this tend to be out of touch and I am trying to educate you. I am trying to get you to think critically about issues that you would rather ignore because you're not comfortable discussing hard-hitting subjects. But they NEED to be addressed. Inaction is part of the problem. Nazism wouldn't have come about in Germany if there were fewer fence-sitters.
"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me."
>>582
Great rebuttal. You sure showed me with your superior intellect and maturity.
>>583 I'm not even the same guy you tremendous fucking queer. No one wants to discuss American politics on a board about yellow fever and pretending it's still 2006, especially with fuckwads like yourself who think it's their "duty" to "educate" us unwashed weeaboo plebs. Just go back to whatever fucking board you came from because it isn't here.
Seriously I was on your side at first because the netoyou poster is also an obnoxious fuckstick but now you've decided that it's your duty to evangelize and convert us to your side so you can fuck right off too.
I'm also sick to fucking death of this fence-sitter accusation that keeps getting thrown around. Refusing to pick sides in a shit flinging match between a faggot and a retard isn't a fallacy, it just means I don't want to get covered in shit for the sake of some faggot retard.
>>584
So people on this site are homophobic in addition to being racist and sexist. Great. You could really use some proper education. I think it's sad that ignorance and hatred are rampant here, but it doesn't have to be that way. You don't have to be the same way forever. Making a mistake once doesn't mean you have to keep on repeating it forever. If only you'd be open to seeing other people's points of view, I could help you see the light. You could redeem yourself... but only if you're willing to listen. And that requires change.
You can't play pretend forever. It's not 2006, weeb shit won't solve these societal issues, and you need to be more mindful of these problems. They affect you, whether you like it or not.
>>585
Fence-sitting will get you nowhere. While you're fence-sitting, there are people out there actively lobbying against your best interests. You have to pick a side. Otherwise, it's basically self-sabotage.
If you haven't gotten the memo, people are increasingly polarized. Being a fence-sitter IS a stance. And it's not one that will make you many friends.
>>586 I'm gay as fuck. I love cocks and man ass. Somehow you're still managing to be an even bigger faggot than me.
You're the netoyo poster false-flagging and trying to turn us to his tribe. There's no other explanation, it's simply not possible for someone to be this completely oblivious to what a self-parodying tool they are.
>>587
I don't know what "netoyo" means and I don't think it's something I want to google.
But if you're trying to figure out who I am... I used to post here many years ago, though I took a long hiatus during my time in higher education. Recently came back for the hell of it. I don't think DQN has changed, but I certainly have. I think it's weird for people to be so frozen in time, like the people on this site. It's not good.
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I've been going to relatively obscure imageboards for almost a decade now. I've moved to the left over the years, it's just something that happened. And while I never wish to see people like the shitty sad puppy that spammed his shit all over the place, seeing walls of text of basic twitter discourse is mighty annoying so please stop.
Someone revived the politics board with a timely and tasteful kanye west post, go there.
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Basically what >>592 said. I'm not a centrist. I have many strong, possibly controversial political opinions, but there are plenty of other places on the internet to post about politics without coopting one of the last existing relics of pre-2010s net culture and turning it into yet another board full of cringe teenagers spouting their basic-bitch takes and shitting on each other over the skub of the month. Which is what every internet political discussion is invariably reduced to, the dumbest people from either side trying to drown each other out by screeching the loudest.
I'm sorry >>591, I've failed you, but this is the last post I'll make on this subject.
captcha: quiche
want to get more into electronic music but the intense subgenre fracturing in an already somewhat obscure supergenre makes the whole thing pretty opaque as hell, that's a lot of effort just to consume something
I've had deeper conversations with random strangers on the internet than with my loved ones. That's probably a bad thing, isn't it?
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>>596 Don't think of it as effort, to me it's fascinating how and why different subgenres branch off, and a lot of fun to go digging. >>597's link doesn't work for me but here's an interesting guide http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/ tracing the history of electronic music and how each branch progressed and split, with some samples of each. It's a little outdated, though apparently it's due to be updated in 2017. Feel free to ask here too, I'm a big musicology nerd.
Time blocks at a local 24 hour fitness center:
01:00 - 06:00 : NEET hour, if you go now you'll probably be the only one there. Dangerous if you want to lift, no one there to help if there's an accident.
07:00 - 12:00 : Pensioner hour, mostly old ladies walking on the treadmill or old men clogging up the equipment taking 30 minutes in between reps. Everyone is friendly and polite, but it's easy to become impatient. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
11:00 - 15:00 : Treadmill grandmas start to clear out and head to Cracker Barrel or Bob Evans for the early bird special. Second-least busy block, good time to go.
16:00 - 19:00 : Fitness mom hour, mostly young professionals in their late 20s to early 50s stopping in on their way home from work. A lot of fit, handsome dads around, if you're into that kind of thing.
20:00 - 0:00 : "youths", highschool sports players, dudebros, assorted miscreants. People screaming, slamming weights. If they play music at your gym this is when the playlist will switch from inoffensive and easily ignored top 40s to rap or nu-metal. Avoid.
>>605
It also depends a lot on where your fitness center is.
If you are around lots of offices, 20:00 might be IT people working overtime who finally want to get fit and former highschool football players now stuck on a lousy job.
she's vaguebooking things that could apply to me, but I'm not really sure
I kind of want to message her about it, but it'd be embarrassing if she was referring to someone else
Detective Conan the Barbarian
life is really intense
I'm feeling so emotional that I want to throw up
> come downstairs
> mom is stewing kimchi and fish together
> really really stinky fish
> i don't know the language, so whatever word she used to describe it that i heard isn't google-able, and i'm not going back to barfworld just to ask
being nida is suffering, don't do it boiz
>>610 let me guess, your dad is white and didn't want you to learn the language because something something "passing"?
>>611
That's not me. I'm the mixed race poster and I don't live with my parents. I live completely alone. ;_;
Besides, kimchi isn't a Mexican food.
I wonder if my friends secretly hate me
What if they're not really my friends, and they just tolerate me? But maybe they don't actually like me.
Well, I guess I shouldn't say "the" mixed race poster since there might be several, but I was the one who brought up the issue of "passing"
>>607
I didn't and I regret it always.
But you might do it and regret it also.
But at least you won't have the itching doubt of what could have been, but the cold determinate knowledge that there was never a chance.
>>611
part A: he is.
part B: no, mom is deadass a horrible teacher, a narcissist, hypochondriac (highly receptive to quackery sales pitches), hoarder, way into the conspiracy theories they peddle in Korea (a hate-on for PM Abe I can't begin to comprehend), etc. good cook all around, though. so if I wanted to learn Korean, it's better I picked up 21st century Gyeonggi from formal teaching instead of 1950s Chungcheong at home. anyway, I looked, and it turns out she just forgot it's pronounced "mackerel".
> being this new
>>613 are you so narcissistic to think every post in this thread is about you and your identity?
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I love egg
Low cost of living doesn't mean low quality of life.
There are many places that are cheaper than the US that are just as nice, if not nicer to live in. And things are less expensive, too. You make less money, but you don't need as much either.
Sheer dollar amount isn't the only measure of quality.
>>621 I love eggs too, my dream job is working in an egg distribution warehouse so I can touch all them lovely eggs~
>"Wait! Now, you see, the thing is very simple; this time you'll understand it. For instance, it takes your woman 42 days to earn her gown, at 2 mills a day -- 7 weeks' work; but ours earns hers in forty days -- two days SHORT of 7 weeks. Your woman has a gown, and her whole seven weeks wages are gone; ours has a gown, and two days' wages left, to buy something else with. There -- NOW you understand it!"
>He looked -- well, he merely looked dubious, it's the most I can say; so did the others. I waited -- to let the thing work. Dowley spoke at last -- and betrayed the fact that he actually hadn't gotten away from his rooted and grounded superstitions yet. He said, with a trifle of hesitancy:
>"But -- but -- ye cannot fail to grant that two mills a day is better than one."
deleting facebook posts because they don't get enough likes
Socialization is so draining.
crunt
Farts are ghost turds
realising that no fucking screaming kids will spoil your life :D
Koin rokka beibiizuyou bet we've got something personal against you
Peyote coyote
Post-shoegaze is better than progressive dreampop
あそび・セクス
Old memes that used to be funny but now are too old to post without making people groan
The meme life cycle
If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3
Jealous again
No she's just a friend
Spacechem seems like it's supposed to appeal to my idiot programmer brain, but it's really tedious and lacks many of the properties that make a game a game. Are the sequels any better?
ok, I don't care, bye
Breakcore is in decline. Footwork is on the up-and-up.
Normal footwork is good, but footwork with subtle breakcore and IDM influences is even better. Regular breakcore is too edgy.
my friendships (and relationship attempts) are like even asymptotic functions
we get close but never touch
what if snopes makes up conspiracy theories so they can write articles that "debunk" them?
[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Cute Boys][#25] (1)
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fuck YOU
fuck you leatherman
Fuck final exams
Back support is important, never forget that.
Everyone’s going through something. Empathy goes a long way.
second-saddest celebrity death so far this year
It’s the night before finals and I can’t sleep. I’m fucked.
Yeah you are
You're so vain you probably think this post is about you
JISATSU IKITA
665
666
neighbor of the beast
I can't believe it's still raining.
>>668 Accidentally means you did something without intending to, like making a typo or knocking off a vase with your elbow. Accidentially is when you intend to do something but were unaware that it was wrong, like breaking your computer because you believed deleting system32 would make it run faster, or offending someone by making a joke about their mother without realising their mother is dead.
Sorry to destroy your sweet weaboo dream, but you are not Japanese, and never will be.
>>674
I don't want to be Japanese, I only want anime to be real.
>>673
making a file only to delete it
hilarious joke XDDDDDDD
~ dqn$ brew search sense-of-humor
==> Searching local taps...
==> Searching taps on GitHub...
==> Searching blacklisted, migrated and deleted formulae...
No formula found for "sense-of-humor".
Closed pull requests:
node: update npm to 5.0.0 (https://github.com/Homebrew/homebrew-core/pull/14085)
libass: improve test (https://github.com/Homebrew/homebrew-core/pull/5219)
~ dqn$well at least I can improve my ass now through
>>675
if anime was real, your waifu wouldn't love you
SAGERU ALL YOU WANT YOU'LL NEVER CRUSH MY SAMURAI SPIRIT
MY SKIN MAY BE WHITE BUT MY SOUL IS AS YELLOW AS THE RISING SUN, BANZAIIIIII
Howdy ya'll, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon Fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American Video Games (Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War).
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel cause it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the New Jersey and Southern accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about their history and their Constitution which I follow 100%.
When I get my American Visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Animator for Nickelodian, or a Game Designer!
I own several cowboy outfits which I wear around town regularly. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to North America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool in front of my elders and seniors, and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Well that'll teach me to have any hope that anyone genuinely cares about me. Back to the usual despair and suffering, I guess.
I used to be a genius, but now almost everyone uses Mathcad and with the further development of the A.I. my engineering degree from 3rd grade Mumbai tech-school gradually becoming more and more useless...
shit, life is unfair
I am going to be sacked and my kids will starve... :(
I like Asian people, but English spoken with really strong Chinese and Vietnamese accents makes me irrationally angry.
Loving New York should be considered bad taste now. Just like with loving the hollywood crap. Although I still love burgers and fries.
fuck off justin bieber
I don't want to live on the same planet with Madonna and Obama
No more love for Russian literature
it's either boring crap for worn-out babushkas or just communist propaganda
my ex is fishing for compliments (and more) on facebook, and it reminded me of this:
https://i.imgur.com/uqY3IE2.gif
it just pisses me off, why did she even add me? why did I even accept her friend request? it's just making me angry
REALLY liking a song, listening to it on repeat like 50 times in a row, and then hating it and not listening to it at all for at least a few months
>>691
No, not at all, really. They weren't treated particularly nicely before the revolution: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_of_Settlement - it was abolished after the revolution, but Stalin decided to make https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast instead (he moved peoples around a lot, some pin republican nationalism and Chechen war on him as a result of this) as a buffer zone with China and because Far East was underdeveloped. Jews in USSR had more limited access to classified information, etc. Perhaps, to some university degrees even. When emigration to Israel was on the rise, USSR tried to limit it (keep them in, not murder them, imagine) and demanded costs of education to be reimbursed for that sacred visa, but that was soon abolished under international pressure.
Fuck Newton
Popular opinion: Italians are the most obnoxious people on the planet and should all be lined up and shot. I make 100 dishes of carbonara with mushrooms and onions every single day because an Italian once told me that every time you do that an Italian somewhere has a heart attack.
to the dqn who thought he had brain cancer, if you're between the ages of like 16-26 and your main symptom is headaches and neck/shoulder pain then it could be a fucked up wisdom tooth
>>702
Not that dokyun, but it's interesting, I hear a lot of wisdom teeth hate in the past few months without looking for it. Sounds like some kind of conspiracy to remove wisdom out of young people (as if they had any).
>>702
I didn't have cancer, I basically got tricked into paying for unnecessary medical stuff by a stupid doctor who was worried about liability for some tiny chance thing that wasn't likely.
>>703
I had all my wisdom teeth removed. Then I got put on strong painkillers. I did and said some weird shit when that happened. Not just the day after, but when I was in recovery and still taking the pain meds. Man, they felt good. No wonder there's an opiod epidemic. That shit makes you really fucking high. I'm glad I'm off that now, because it was super addictive. Good thing I only had a small supply of prescription pills and no access to other sources.
>>704
I had mine out years ago and they gave me oxy for the pain iirc. I missed a few of the scheduled doses, didn't notice any difference at all, and stopped taking it. I still don't actually know what painkillers are supposed to "feel" like, and I'm frankly a bit scared to find out. The nitrous oxide, on the other hand, was absolutely fantastic and I'd totally do that again.
>>703
can't escape wisdom teeth talk I guess. I've got at least 6 and need to schedule an appointment soon to deal with them. the two that've erupted are annoying to death with because there's none on the bottom jaw so food always gets stuck in them.
>>705
Painkillers feel good. In fact, they feel TOO good. They feel so good that nothing else compares. They feel so good that being normal feels awful by comparison. So you keep on chasing the next high. You pawn off goods to buy more so you can get your next fix.You get horrible withdrawals if you go too long without getting high again. Your life falls apart and you don’t even care because all you can think about is getting high again. Your body builds up a tolerance so you need more and more to feel as good as when you first starting using. You will try desperately to recreate that experience of getting high for the first time, but it just doesn’t happen. It never feels as good as the last time. You could go on a t-break, but that’s too hard for you. You call in sick day after day.
Your entire personality and existence are consumed by this addiction and you are a mere shell of the person you once were. Hobbies and interests are gone. Your career is in the toilet. You are aware of these issues and how it’s affecting you and your loved ones and you don’t even care because you NEED to get high again. Bills pile up. You run out of money so you start selling your body for drugs. You forego buying food to save up for more opioids. You go from prescription pills to heroin. You steal from friends and family. You fuck up your veins and use the same needles over and over again. You become homeless but you still think getting high again is your top priority in life. But eventually, your tolerance is so high that you have to take dangerous amounts to feel good again. To feel like the first time you got high. You know, that harmless time you said you’d try it “just this once.” With such a high tolerance, you overdose. No one is sad for you and you don’t get a proper funeral. If anything, your family is relieved that you are no longer a burden and no longer suffering as a homeless junkie. You brought great shame and tragedy to your family so they avoid telling people they even had you at all.
No one plans on becoming an addict. Opioids aren’t like weed or alcohol. They will destroy your life.
I have a relative who died of a fentanyl overdose and someone else who used to be a heroin addict. Opioids are terrible. And you might be thinking drugs onl affect poor people and red necks, right? Wrong. In both cases I described, they were white and from liberal upper middle class families. Drugs devastate all kinds of communities.
You wanna smoke cigarettes? Fine. Wanna smoke weed? Sure, who cares. Wanna drink? Well, that can be bad, but a lot of people do it anyway. But never try hard drugs. Not even once. That’s all it takes to open Pandora's box. That’s all it takes to catalyze your demise.
This site is usually for humor or made up stories, but this is very serious.
I already do most of those things and I'm not even on heroin
We live only to suffer.
Japan of the 90s does not exist anymore. There is no such country anywhere in the world.
Wrong, 90s Japan lives on forever in the hearts of everyone who knew him!
Sometimes people share screenshots where they're like "hey look, ____ is the first result when you search for _____ xD" but they don't realize that the results are custom-tailored to them, and that it says more about their web browsing activity than the search engine itself. Just like how ads can be targeted, top search results are targeted to you too.
Final Fantasy V for Final Fantasy Vendetta
alstroemeria records vs. shibayan records
There had been, he admitted, a trivial blemish or so in its rate of progress, but this was exaggerated and had been entirely owing to the "parsimony of the public," which guilty public, it appeared, had been until lately bent in the most determined manner on by no means enlarging the number of Chancery judges appointed--! believe by Richard the Second, but any other king will do as well.
le sage
le spy kangaroo
Only top right wisdom tooth didn't grow out in me. But what if I my laziness and lack of progress is caused by it pushing on something in a wrong way?
If your grandfather was a high-ranking soviet official it doesn't mean that living standards of ordinary workers (or ordinary engineers) were high. Go away with your soviet propaganda bullshit. Most people danced and cried tears of joy in 1991 (especially the educated ones who were able to finally immigrate).
I would never want to return back even if the modern "New Russia" is not that great at all.
>>723
Sounds like a convenient scapegoat for your problems.
It's easy to blame something for all your troubles, but that doesn't mean it's accurate. The Nazis blamed the Jews for everything, but life is a little more complicated than that. But we don't want to think about complicated answers.
Humans just want to blame a single thing and say "if only this thing were gone, everything would be perfect!" but that's not true at all.
They know how to count but they can't read. That's the tragedy here. I mean for the whole country not for a single individual.
Do you understand what do the Japs feel when they say
国交を正常化する
or any sentence with plenty of kango.
it must be hard to comprehend this for a foreigner in my opinion
My life is falling apart.
>>731
Well put it back together then!
What are your problems? You can work on them. I know you can do it!
>>730 I learned all the kana but not enough students enrolled in the next term, so they didn't run the course that semester, so I never learned any kanji really. I recognise a lot of them but not how to pronounce them. When Japanese players send me messages on PSN I use online kanji identifiers to try and translate what they say to me. It's interesting reading about kango just now but I guess I'd be doubly confused!
Is it gay to ask your male friend if they want to go to a bar? Just the two of you, not in a group.
I always make sure there's titties there to balance out the gayness of asking my friend to come out.
I remember there was a short period on the internet where I used to type capitalizing every word. I don't remember why but I Would Seriously Type Like This In Everything I Posted. It wasn't to piss anyone off or anything. I guess I just thought it looked good or something.
Strip clubs are a boomer meme
i sometimes don't capitalize anything to show how edgy and apathetic i am
don't forget to leave out question marks on obvious questions
are you threatening me
or do thAT THING WITH THE DELAYED CAPS
That isn't edgy or apathetic though.
My Anime Life
My whole life, my whole FUCKING life
Your whole life, your whole FUCKING life
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
You don't have to be gay to like a 69!
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clean your keyboard
you know it's a bad video when comments and ratings are disabled
if the second dude in Cypress Hill made video recording software, he could call it "unregistered hypeman 2"
so many things I want to say to you, but I can never bring myself to say anything
TALI HO
four corner hustlers
I kind of want to lose some limbs just to feel phantom limb pain.
To double check someone who is passing is called a Transgander
oh no
ban the actual pedo
the more he speaks his mind on the internet the worse his games get: Cliff Bleszinga
managed to escape public memory as the bastards draining the wallets of casuals with no self-control: ba-Zynga
Donald Trump wearing black skinny jeans and a Fall Out Boy shirt under a black zipper hoodie, fishnets and fingerless gloves, black nail polish, converse high-tops, dyed black hair, and the emo hair fringe thing that goes over one of your eyes. Mascara too. The only thing he’s wearing that isn’t black is his red baseball cap that says “Make Emo Great Again.” He is also wearing Skullcandy headphones around his neck and they are blasting Bullet for my Valentine.
Build the skate park... and make the jocks pay for it! Rawr xD
civil war in ukraine
When I was a young fellow I acted all hasty and VIPpy. Some time later I grew up and learned about DQN.
By this time, Russian millionaires, of whom Putin no doubt was one, had become accustomed to taking their vacations in giant villas
777
>>771-773,776
Man, you should cut down on reading whatever gives you these thoughts. It's getting unhealthy.
>>777
Nice.
>>778
I only made one of those posts. Why do you think everyone is the same person?
Time and time again, people wrongly think they can figure out who’ s who kn an anonymous website. Much of the time, guesses are incorrect.
>>779
Domino effect. My point, however, wasn't about guessing (You)s.
>>780
I made a joke and you’re taking it seriously. That is very un-DQN if you.
Is everyone on this site autistic?
chon patrol
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These are some bad thoughts. please cleanuor thoughts.
I want that dress...
Mind clouded, poisoned by a vile fart
there are too many creeps on tinychan so I guess I can't go there anymore
it's sad that trolls can ruin it for everyone
rich people are gross
mansions and sports cars are excessive and it's just low-brow to be so immodest
I love sleep.
how do i become one of those people who is completely indifferent to food and just doesnt care about it at all, i love cooking and eating and its making me into a fat fuck
but some people are like, cake? whatever man
>>794
You got it all wrong. There are plenty of fit or thin people who love food. They just happen to love food that is filling and low calorie.
For example, people in Asia love food, but they eat healthier food than westerners, which is why so few Asian people are fat.
Western diets have way too much fat, sugar, and salt. You should explore flavors that are more subtle -- not just extreme in those three ways. Try new veggies, new sauces, and new ways of cooking meat.
Today I had Indian food and it was very filling and tasty despite not being very big.
A burger from a fast food place might be a billion calories, but it doesn't seem very filling because the sugar and fat and salt makes you want to eat more of it.
>>794
Maybe you should think out of the box and become a fat fuck who doesn't give a shit about being fat.
feeling too lazy to eat
When The Sun Drank The Weight Of Pepsi
black hole sun, won't you cum
My cough drop's rapper raps about sippin on dat sizzurp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVvMfXXG7E&t=31s
$uicideboy$ is just ICP minus the obesity
Horrorcore is a darker subgenre of rap. Rap and horrorcore are becoming increasingly morbid (and increasingly popular). People rap about prescription drugs a lot more now, as opposed to the past when rappers would only rap about illegal drugs. Other themes include nihilism, suicide, violence, materialism, and mental illness. What does this say about America? I think America is in decline, culturally and economically. A few people are getting rich, but many people's lives are getting worse. Numbers like GDP and GNP can be misleading. This country is going down the shitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7QoPhEA-s8
>I think America is in decline, culturally and economically.
I think you can go to any year in history and there's someone saying this sentence for any selection of reasons
I will no be detained
kan ye feel the love tonight
*Can ye feel the love the nicht
>>804
More like rap has wider appeal now and topically is now not just limited to aspirational live fast die young stuff and outright protest against the government. But I guess you've also got a point in that tensions between rich and poor are at an all time high, hopefully rich people will die before everyone else is killed.
Pumpin Rabbit Express
>>809 It was never really "limited" to those subjects. And does it really have that much wider appeal today than any other boom period in its history?
>>811
I would say yes. Rap used to be specifically associated with African Americans but now there are lots of rappers from other races too (Ramirez, Suicideboys, Goji, Rich Chigga, Fat Nick, Pouya, Lil Xan, Ghostemane, 6ix9ine, Bones, etc). There are still plenty of black rappers too, though a lot of rap and hip hop is more experimental now, like Death Grips or jpegmafia.
Sure, there was shit like Cypress Hill or Eminem back in the day, but they were outliers. More common now though.
The first category comprises citizens with a pure nationalist outlook. This mind-set strongly rejects the idea of non-Japanese entering and establishing themselves within the archipelago. Those with this sentiment believe that foreign workers threaten Japan’s carefully cultivated customs and culture. Their mantra is “More foreigners means Japan will no longer be Japan.”
It's worth noting that of the 1,278,670 foreign workers in Japan, more than 80 percent work in unskilled and low-skilled positions. The number of foreign workers who work within what Japan categorizes as its 18 "specialized or technical fields", which include academics, artists and personnel in health care and nursing, is a much smaller 240,000. Furthermore, only a tiny fraction of these workers are what one would consider highly-skilled or highly-educated professionals. Only 5,494 foreign workers in total have come to Japan under a points scheme aimed at scientists and business executives since the program to attract them was started by the Japanese government in 2015.
Keidanren and corporate Japan are not interested in opening up Japan to the rest of the world, since they remain just as insular, close-minded, inward looking and xenophobic as ever. The only thing they are really interested in is access to low-cost temporary foreign workers from developing countries to fill unskilled and low-skilled positions. These are positions they cannot fill with Japanese workers due to the worker shortage here. This worker shortage means either having to move operations outside of Japan or succumb to wage pressures for these positions at home, thereby hurting the bottom line profitability of Japanese companies. Neither of these are attractive alternatives for corporate Japan and Keidanren.
Ha Ha Ha...
im gay
>>816
So once again, people admit that mass immigration only benefits elites. They just want to save money.
>>813 I see... did you listen to much hip hop "back in the day"? I never mentioned race but yes, Eminem, a white man, is the biggest selling rap artist in history. Is that still an outlier? Sorry, from your posts I get the impression that you think hip hop was some niche interest until recently, or something.
>>820
It seems like you're willfully ignoring my point. Let me guess, you're one of those "I don't see race" liberals, huh?
Rap was more of a niche in the past. It has become more mainstream and accepted among other races now. It's really not that hard to understand.
liberals are human garbage
>>821 I'm not ignoring your point, I just don't see it. I wouldn't have posted otherwise. The things you said sounded kinda surface-level but the tone was that of an expert, I just wanted to probe a little bit~
>Let me guess
No, stop, let's not try to guess again. I'm trying to have a polite discussion with you, no need to fish for "you-must-be-a-___!"s... I do see race, but I was talking about music, I don't know why you started talking about African Americans. I just thought it was funny saying it was a niche interest for black people, but for 20 years the biggest star has been a white redneck. Unless you mean, in the past in the past? Like 80s? Maybe where you're from it's a niche but it's always been pretty mainstream here, I remember at the turn of the century most of the videos on the music channels were Urban Music. Even my parents liked Run-DMC and De La Soul and stuff.
>>823
Where are you from? And where are you assuming that I'm from?
Always
Unique
Totally
Interesting
Sometimes
Mysterious
What company do alcoholic defense contractors work for?
Booze Allen Hamilton
you: fucking
me, an intellectual: fukken
you never see ferraris with bumper stickers
if I had a ferrari I'd have a bunch of stupid ironic joke bumper stickers in comic sans
cute ferrari with a bumper sticker that says "My Other Car is a 1996 VW Golf"
He Can't Love You
maybe I should really start working as an escort. going to gym bye
Well, sucks to be me, then.
Seken shirazu (世間知らず Babe in the Woods)
Dendy crew more like dendy poo
cabbagebrains more like shit for brains
Boy Scouts, more like soy scouts! Another group cucked by SJW ideologues.
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>>835
But girl scouts is laaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
I doubt many girls actually care about or want to be in real scouts, but good for the few that do. And it will appease some insufferable parents until their daughters drop out after being bored to death by the experience.
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That order on hold you forgot to pay for 2 months ago
A huge event in my life is happening soon, but I am not ready for it.
It’s good (well, potentially) and important, but I am thinking about things that can go wrong. I also feel inexperienced and underprepared.
[Anxiety intensifies]
>>835
It's a real shame because my time in the boy scouts were some of the best times when I was young. Having girls around would completely ruin the experience of being in boy scouts.
>>843
But now it’s just another form of political indoctrination to raise more brainless democrat voters who parrot whatever they were told to believe, not some sort of meaningful life experience to learn about discipline and camaraderie and all.
When I was in scouts, it was about being a Good Samaritan (why did my phone capitalize this?), being responsible (we were trusted with knives), nature (camping/hiking), exercising, learning life skills, doing good for your local community, respecting elders and seniority, making friends, fitting in with a group (that means knowing how to deal with people, not being a “sheep” or whatever which is what special snowflakes wrongly interpret collectivism as), etc.
Now it’s gonna be about feminism and transgender shit. And voting democrat, of course. A factory for generating useful idiots.
Magic must defeat magic!
Whatever happened to Ebola? Not too long ago, there were tons of sensationalist emotion-driven clickbait articles saying how we would all be wiped out because of a reemergence of Ebola.
Maybe it just means people write whatever bullshit people are willing to click on and that journalism isn’t about facts anymore. And maybe we should think about how this can he applied to other current day event reports too.
Azumanhua Gweilo
You’ll gopniks don’t event inject krokodil
ebola is old and busted, zika is the new hotness
>>842
The death of anti-russian and pedo spammers probably. War without bloodshed.
gender euphoria
dongmanhua da wang
There were a couple of girls in my scout troop. They were just part of the lads, it didn't change anything about what we did. Fuck, has it really been 20 years since then?
We have coed Scouts over here, it's been maybe a decade since I've been to Scouts, but when I was going it seemed pretty normal and not like some weird political escapade.
Hasn't Venturing been coed for a long time now? Nobody really pays attention to them, but it's under the BSA umbrella and seems to do just fine as a coed program.
Can confirm, I was in the a British scout group when they started allowing girls, and it was completely unremarkable and changed nothing about the organisation or how it was run. Quit bringing politics into everything, you hysterical weirdo.
I went through Beavers -> Cubs -> Scouts -> Venture Scouts which became Explorers. I even won a regional "Scout of the year" award, which was weird because I was pretty useless!
One time we went on a trek, first I got blamed for picking up the wrong map (I never picked up any map because no one asked me to) so everyone was mad at me, then I was slowing everyone down, then when we stopped for a rest my rucksack rolled down the hill and landed in a burn, which punctured then partially hydrated my pot noodle, which mixed in with all my clothes, then when we arrived at the destination we realised we should have just went over the first hill instead of going all the way around 3 hills...
Microsoft Incel
Why is there no Elvis emoji
hurricane irma on my wrist nigga flood it out
Staying in my room because my roommate has company over
A message written entirely by autocomplete:
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Are IRC botnets still a thing?
>>857 I'm not the soy poster or the weird guy who thinks politics is a baseball game about my team vs your team. In fact I agree with you for the most part and in a month or two all this will be forgotten about and it'll be back to business as usual at the Scouts. The controversial part is that they're doing away with Boy Scouts entirely and making it coed, while Girl Scouts will continue being girls only and doing what they've always been doing. It's great for girls to have more choices but it's also counter productive to take away male spaces in the process. Gender equality isn't supposed to be zero-sum; you don't have to take something away from the boys to give it to the girls.
Anyway it wouldn't be controversial at all if they'd just made another Scouts branch for both sexes and left Boys and Girls alone, but they had to go with the dumbest possible "solution" to a problem that didn't even exist.
I think coed stuff makes sense in some situations, but there’s is nothing wrong with some clubs only for boys and some only for girls. Did you ever think that perhaps some kids prefer same gender ones as opposed to coed? Ther are plenty of coed things so I don’t think we need even more of them. Scouts was a good experience for me because it was a male bonding thing and I think would be very different if it was coed. I also don’t think Girl Scouts should be forced to accept boys.
I know I made some typos and errors but typing long messages on a phone sucks ass.
Korean girl learning Japanese. WTF?! Now I have seen it all.
what's the fuck is wrong with her? don't she realise that she will be bullied very very very hard by every Japanese person around her...
damn some people are SURE stupid
be damned dirty chon
I Breathe
I see
I feel
slavs are prostitutes
slavs are the new moslems
We must protect aryan kids from the slavic hordes
Russians commited suicide in 1917. Now they want to do it again. It is really diffucult to be brainless
In fact it is something like slavic Pakistan
‘Comrades, you have heard already about the strange dream that I had last
night. But I will come to the dream later. I have something else to say first. I
do not think, comrades, that I shall be with you for many months longer, and
before I die, I feel it my duty to pass on to you such wisdom as I have acquired.
I have had a long life, I have had much time for thought as I lay alone in my
stall, and I think I may say that I understand the nature of life on this earth as
well as any animal now living. It is about this that I wish to speak to you.
cmon
you're really pathetic with your bullshit
shut up with the russian shit
The animals had now reassembled in the wildest excitement, each recounting
his own exploits in the battle at the top of his voice. An impromptu celebration
of the victory was held immediately. The flag was run up and Beasts of England
was sung a number of times, then the sheep who had been killed was given a
solemn funeral, a hawthorn bush being planted on her grave. At the graveside
Snowball made a little speech, emphasising the need for all animals to be ready
to die for Animal Farm if need be.
go fuck yourself illiteral slav ape
Been workin' way too much need to get out and get fucked up
What's going on? Where's it at?
Make some calls to make it crack, let's see
I need money, drugs, a ride
And a spot with hot ones inside
The mission:
To get all of the above in a limited amount of time
I can do this and it's done
Like that we're on our way
Be it acid on the tongue
Cocaine in your brain
Or some weed that hits your lungs
Like a runaway train
Hell yeah, from DMT to MDMA
Got all that shit and more
So till dawn we're okay, but anyway
Animal Farm
George Orwell
1945
888
Now, that is what I call OWNED
OWNED
W
N
E
D
O W N E D
Are you high?
enjoy your civil war
Slavs, you are hated
white people who say "dope" are annoying as fuck
please just stop
I know a "woke" SJW who now listens to REALLY shitty rap music. This is funny, since she used to call me a wigger (but nowadays she'd probably call me a nazi -- SJWs make no sense!). She refuses to listen to anything actually decent though (like Three 6, Lil Ugly Mane, jpegmafia, Tupac, Death Grips, Playboi Carti, Ethereal, Hieroglyphics, ATCQ, MF Doom, Germone, Jedi Mind Tricks, Shabazz Palaces, Danny Brown, Joey Bada$$, ODB, etc). She just listens to the soft/pop-ish lame rap because she wants to virtue signal about liking black music without actually putting in the time and effort to find good shit.
random startup idea: soundcrowd. it's like soundcloud but you get to crowdfund albums before they're out, maybe fund someone's tours, or helping them buy audio equipment and recording studio time.
das kapital mane
One time a black girl tried to tell me that white people aren't allowed to say "y'all". In the frigging foothills of the Appalachians in Buttfuck, Ohio. I'm like, honey please, if that's the way you feel y'all best just start walking now and raise your complaint to every single white person from here to the Gulf.
I assume that any white person who says "y'all" is uneducated and makes minimum wage
whether that's true or not doesn't matter, it's just how I stereotype people
that being said, I almost never encounter people who say "y'all" because I live in a well-educated, cultured area
>>902 yeah I don't, I live in the foothills of the Appalachians in Buttfuck, Ohio. Even if you get yourself educated and move away the twang never quite goes away.
How do startups make money if they always peddle useless software nobody needs?
If my dick can see your face
you can see my dick
fuck fUCK FUCK
I started saying y'all years ago when I took a Spanish class and had to verbally distinguish between second person singular and plural in English. So I don't use it the "traditional" way, where y'all is singular and all y'all is plural. For me y'all is strictly plural.
>>901
I am a white person about to finish a bachelor's degree who has always made above minimum wage. in your face
yee all
btw don't take banter here too seriously
They did a study and found that people often have prejudices towards regional accents/dialects, e.g. someone speaking with a Geordie accent was regarded as less intelligent by someone speaking Estuary English.
>>863
staying in my room because it's the only way to not injure my feet on mother's hoarding issues
epig.mem
Great, now I'm imagining a wobbly Rein shield. Jiggle physics barrier new meta. Giant gelatin aegis. Jeff we know you have a thing for big blue boobs, get on it.
I am too stupid to play Panzer General
Wasting my life.
A feel a day keeps a faggot away
Most homos keep it a secret
So maybe your father is a homo too
who knows...
I am too stupid to play War in the East
Fallout 3.iso
It is finally a time to relax a little
fuck work
Wonderful
that's what I get for cumming on an empty stomach
1987
I don't want to explore space. Things are all right with me as they are now.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Fine tablet pcs starting from $49,95
>female son
you got cum on your face
you big disgrace
Anthony!
Nine hundred nintey nine bottles of beer on the wall....
just a fucking slav idiot
go and die scum
937
Theodore the Unibrower
"made with all my heart
winter 2009"
holy fuck, has it really been that long
>>936
Slavs are pretty smart though, borderline compulsory higher education during USSR shows.
But still they are almost on the african level tribalism. I guess it is in their blood.
AnCaps Are Bastards
I want to play a guitar that has cosmic strings passionately.
Sacred Jewish burial site, or worship site to Roman god of thunder? Nobody knows
I havaen't gone to class in four months.
I mustn't have washed well enough, because I have a good feeling there's still cum in my hair.
Megami Ibunroku Persona
My boxers have like an inner pocket on the front instead of a regular double layer of cloth. If I put my dick in it, it makes a nicer bulge. Is it by design?..
FAKE MATH
The best president in US history
Jimmy Carter? Wait is this trivia
If only I were a human...
Pulling out strands of my hair into the wind and yelling "Go, Kaban!"
benis
at first i thought it was weird that there are norwegians named "jarl" but i guess, there are also anglos named "earl"
Jonah Jameson's anti-superhero slant is fairly justified, but Spider-Man is maybe one of the less destructive Marvel headliners.
And though his financial situation isn't a focus in some incarnations, Spider-Man could probably go for hire under a different alias via an agent, quit that not long after, and have enough money to never have to put up with JJ's shit if he doesn't feel like it. Granted, he probably gets some perverse joy out of fucking with the Bugle.
I'm probably not even the first person to think of this, this is just basic economics.
I can't stop shitposting and it's stopping me from doing the things I want to.
I don't even want to be shitposting.
suffering
can't stop won't stop
I didn't make it...
BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF
// megassa debug lol
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
sending farts over the internet
People can hate religion all they want but still people die
no one can say what happens after it
everyone is scared of death
don't lie to yourself
Ok I did it
I am japanes
nihongo no speako
button up pants are the way of the future
pls get me out of Japan. japs are androids I can't bear it anymore
I want to go home
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fuck .... FUCK ZAPAN
FUCK
ZAPAN
That actually compiled‽
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
Somewhere behind me, someone's using a power tool that sounds like an unholy mix of tearing metal and a baby in full on screaming tantrum mode.
>>982
I spent two weeks in Tokyo and that was enough. No really specific annoyances, but it was just alien enough that I couldn't relax there.
Also, I like to browse through bookstores, and it's nowhere near as pleasant when I couldn't read the spines at all. I end up just flipping through a hobby magazine full of gundam stuff.
Frank Zapan
I'm aware of the obvious scarring that can occur from acne, but some pimples are just really fun to pop.
Stick my dick in an airdryer.
What should I make for dinner tomorrow night? I have some chicken breast I should use up.
