Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
I'm a big fat butt.
inhales YODELEELOOOOOOOOOO
They thought real hard last thread just to get to make a new one.
黒人おちんちんNTR
Well that recent thing from the paste thread certainly casts that Ezekiel bread brand in a different light.
ezekiel jesus ezekiel
Can you fellow DQNs recommend any good discord servers?
I feel like your taste in discord servers would be good
Yodelante justice.
>>7
Discord sucks. Even if there were any yodel discords, I'd still stay out.
>>7
That 'nime discord that a dokyun got invited to that made you state your ideology or something was pretty epic.
>>7
Pick your poison. All the public ones are the same, they're like a spectrum of tolerance for politics and other polarizing things. There's always some 14 year old loser who thinks they're funny though, but if you're into that.
One on hand, I don't understand the hate for Discord. It's just chat.
But on the other hand, I also don't understand why everything is a proprietary program with all the issues that brings.
>>14 That's to collect evidence for your eventual, inevitable canceling.
Fuck fuck
🎣
Missed 14GET ..........life's over
Tailor? I hardly know 'er!
speaking of things that suck, guns'n'roses
Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll
Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go
Start playing old time rock 'n' roll
Call me a relic, call me what you will
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill
Today' music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Hey, still like that old time rock 'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Still like that old time rock 'n' roll
DQN is back!
HOLY SHIT DQN IS BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCHQ
I didn't miss you. Not one bit.
hard disk failure was to blame...
longcat died so 4-ch could live
I'm glad it's back. I was almost doing something useful.
phew
nice
DQN IS BACK!!!!!
IT'S ALIVE!!!! :DDDD
It just won't stay dead!
I missed reading your random thoughts on poo-poo and yodeling.
I'm sorry DQN-Kun, while you were gone, some things happened. I belong to the streets now.
low key looking forward to the flood of valvatorez x fenrich doujinshi what with disgaea 4 being on PC now
also its good to be back
>disgaea
What is this, the 2000s?
i WISH
I don't
I forgot, like, 10000 good thoughts I was going to share. Some of them were real gems.
getting japanese input to work on linux is such a fucking nigger and a half, no wonder they all use windows there
why is there not just some package i can apt-get install jp-ime, why do i have to fuck around in nano and copypaste from the arch wiki for 3 hours
>>41
It's easier than it seems. If I remember correctly, I installed mozc and fcitx (you might need fcitx-mozc, or something like this too), messed a bit with the gui settings window to activate the input and that's it.
RIP longcat, may the heaven stretch for you...
>>42 that's what i ended up doing, but now when i start typing a huge ass "TABキーで選択" suggestive text thing takes up half my screen and blocks the entire text box. i can see how it'd be useful if i was on a smartphone or something, like i can type こくｊ and hit tab and it gives me 黒人, now if i could just make that window ONLY appear when i hit tab, or something, this might actually be useable
vc: thong
>no wonder they all use windows there
They use Windows because of h-games. They don't care about freedom.
Backyard BasedBall
Lumps your oompahs, humps your loompas
What is it like to be able to formulate and execute a simple plan without it going catastrophically off the rails on the first step due to some entirely unforeseen and completely improbable event every single time?
I use scim with anthy. I finally got everything set up the way I like it, but it was a pain in the ass because the magic lines in the Arch wiki were actually incorrect for my use case and nobody could tell me what any of them meant.
This is the sort of problem that should really be solved by Wayland, except the only thing Wayland is good for right now is watching the slapfight between Gnome and mpv.
I went to college for electrical engineering, and I did pretty well, and I have several years of work experience, but I also kind of feel like I'd have an easier time prepping for and passing a software engineering interview, to get a job that maybe even pays more. Just about all the EE jobs I'm interested in want extensive experience with very expensive software and processes, and I'm in the rather unfortunate position of working for a place that does almost none of that. I took a gander at SWE interview reports for Google on Glassdoor, and while I'm not quite at that level, I think I realistically could be in the ballpark with a few months of work (and zero monetary investment, rather than having to either buy stuff or deal with pirating it).
My brain is fried, here I am on 4-ch instead of paying attention to online class.
>>53
You can do just fine on the interview and still not be selected, assess your risks accordingly.
Basically, I wasted six months of my life prepping for it twice, and if a recruiter comes calling again, that's what I'm gonna tell them: I worked my ass off for your company for six months, created nothing of value, and didn't get paid.
Be very sure it's where you want to work before you try. I only did it to placate family who have never had my best interests at heart.
Hey, what's this?
stroke penis
You should definitely hurt yourself.
>>55
It doesn't specifically have to be Google, I realize their interview process (like most) is pretty arbitrary; a common thread I noticed among non-selected interviewees was that they'd get through everything only to not "match up" with a particular team or be "googley" enough, then get dropped. I looked there because I would consider them a pretty reasonable benchmark for what would be expected from a SWE at any company that knows what they're doing.
One thing I do like about a company like Google, though, is that getting my foot in the door, even with software, should at least make it easier to switch departments eventually and have a place in hardware. I'm not sure I'd want to work for a software-only company for that reason. My current company is small enough that I get to do both, which I also enjoy―I actually like quite a lot of things about my current job, but I want to leave primarily because they continue to refuse to pay me an amount even slightly appropriate to my position and skillset, after far too long, and I'm not unique in this situation. I'm still with them because our products actually do help make the world a bit better, some of my coworkers are great, I've gotten to dabble in a lot of various skills, the hours are quite flexible, I hate job hunting, the cost of living is low in my area, and it's frighteningly easy for someone fundamentally lazy like me to just stay here, grow old, and die.
ASAGI GO FIGHT-O
ayeayeaye im your little butterfly
N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R
Tahallassee n cabalasas got cribs in bofe of em
ptkfgs
an udder is basically a weird giant breast with four nipples
i feel so good
why do normalfags want to be niggers so bad
The season has changed.
cheapo breakfast cereal cuts up your mouth real bad. back to toast i guess
the complete name of Brian Eno
Brian Peppers
Brian Eno, Brian Peppers, Twin Peaks
anus sex
miko miko nurse
miko miko nurse
miko miko nurse
miko miko nurse
miko miko nurse
miko miko nurse
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miko miko nurse
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miko miko nurse
wet ass-pussy
What the fuck is a mood and why is everything it? I hate young people so much holy shit
mastrubating
morning coffee, morning DQN
fuck me i have to do graph homomorphisms today
lol gay graph morphisms
poisons203 is a fag
people are such babies about orgs not wanting active marijuana smokers
the clown emoji/insult is overused on social media, and is no longer hurtful.
uh-oh, my pet tomboy is hungry but i still wanna just keep reading this crap
thinking about spending the rest of my life single and friendless in a shitty midwestern suburb and just kinda wanting to die
how hard would it be to write a script that does something like:
take a *booru character tag (eg hakurei_reimu), counts the total number of hits, counts the number of hits that are tagged explicit vs questionable vs safe, and generates a ratio of the three, known as the "lewdness ratio". the higher the proportion of explicit & questionable vs safe image, the lewder and sluttier the character is. finally an objective, mathematical way to call someone's waifu trash.
>>89
It's already been done for all the 2hu characters, Kasen ended up with the highest lewd ratio. The original posts are on /jp/ somewhere.
https://files.catbox.moe/kst661.jpg
That said, the answer is "trivial." Just hit the https://danbooru.donmai.us/counts/posts.json?tags=hakurei_reimu+rating:s endpoint a few times with whatever tags & metatags you want
as expected, cirno doesn't even know what a "chinchin" is
>>90
Ringo Starr a bit below average?! He was the best drummer ever. He propelled The Beatles to stardom and fame. Yep, all it took was one REAL drummer. And you put Ringo below average...
Touhou Watersports
Penguin noises.
let's get to 10,000 before the 10,000th
no
>>88 You have the power to move to Wales, the people are very nice!
Cardiff is a nice city definitely, but the people seem kind of inbred.
Thank you, describer of mystery links, for your wonderful descriptions.
>>101 I appreciate that risky clicker and dispassionately disposed person, whoever it may be.
It's super funny that bro became a slur on social media
i NEED a stinky sweaty socially awkward skeleton-mode fluffy hair eternally pajama wearing NEET boyfriend RIGHT NOW
>stinky sweaty socially awkward
Why do people like this?
cracky bbc
the IT department fucked up and deleted a bunch of canvas courses halfway through the semester and now I have no idea if i'll be able to recover the grades?
and we just got an email from the president about redundancies and a pay freeze?
cool, i love it
>>107
Post their addresses on Twitter and claim they said the N word.
According to Nick Fulton of the magazine i-D, Bali Baby is "one of very few openly gay female rappers with any skin in the game."[2]
As of 2020, she is currently having a baby soon with her current boyfriend. [10]
Hmmmmmm
Isn't bi counted as gay these days?
Regardless, a wise man once said, can't beat the cock.
>>111
Lmao is that what the kids are saying these days? Must be cool to be gay
Anyway i guess it is not universally accepted if so
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/969086423
When was the interrobang added to unicode‽
>>113
They're not the sexy kind of inbred like South Yorkshire.
Since today is Mother's Day, all family members were decided to go out.
I, however, didn't go because I was embarrassed since I'm 23 years old.
Father, mother, sister, and grandmother went to a restaurant and a karaoke.
I have another sister who lives in Tokyo by herself, but she isn't here.
Well, she must be embarrassed since she's 21 years old.
I went to a horse racing. When I came home, father called me and said
that they're having fun at karaoke and they'll come home after 7pm.
I sang songs, feeling free to be alone. And I felt fun,
I took all my clothes off, and I danced. I copied utopia thing.
I copied tea commercial by Aya Matsuura. Shaking my hips being naked.
I felt fun more and more, and I ran around our house with my penis exposed.
My room is in second floor. I went to downstairs to have some tea.
I was shouting, "Sex! sex! I wanna have sex with her!",
"Cunt, cunt! dick!!", "Sperm! sperm! sperm!",
and there were my sister lives in Tokyo and her boyfriend in living room.
Why!!?? She came home because today is Mother's Day?
Oh I remember, she said she'll come introduce her boyfriend to parents.
That's the end. They saw all of it.
I'm sure she'll tell about it. My life is over. Help me...
It is a year ago that I lost you.
I hope you still watch over me from the heaven.
You were my first girlfriend in my life.
I was so glad to have such a wonderful girlfriend like you. I was really happy.
But everything changed when you were suddenly diagnosed with leukemia.
It was so painful to watch you languishing day by day on the hospital bed.
You sometimes smiled and said "I didn't know that hospital is such a boring place."
Did you know that I was crying behind your back after seeing your weak smile?
I gave my old laptop to you so that you could spend your time on surfing the Internet.
I vividly remember your happy face.
That way, you started the Internet. You especially liked the BBS named "2-channel."
You accessed to the BBS all the day.
One day, you said with your accustomed smile,
"Look! I got a 2-GET again!"
"You shouldn't access to the Internet all the day.
It is bad for your health," I said.
“I know, but look! This 3rd guy says,’2-GET!’
But actually he didn't, you know? It's so funny, isn't it?"
I didn't say anything more. I couldn't, because you looked so happy.
“Look! This 3rd guy is now saying, "Damn!"
He is using funny ASCII art! He is a kind of cute, isn't it?"
I was just silent. Seeing your smile, I felt inexpressibly sad.
Then, she sighed, "I hope he will remember..."
"...I hope he will remember that he was snatched his "2" by someone he had never met.
I hope he will remember it even after I've gone away...
Well, I know it is not likely, but I hope..."
Several months later, he left the world, surrounded by your family and me.
You are not in the world any more.
And now I am clicking the F5 key again and again.
So that the 3rd guy will remember you.
So that he will remember you forever and ever.
Now, together with you in the heaven, I will here engrave:
2 G E T
>>120
Whoa, when you write it out like that, this September has been getting pretty long.
I think I might be bi. Watching guys masturbating to porn is hotter than porn to me.
Since when has 1chan/rail/ been kill?
No, my head's just empty.
Boots is like a walgreens i'm a fancy American who knows things like that
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
I don't know why they wrote it on a banner, and yet when I went in there, they don't have it on the menu either.
But anyways, I got in, and got a drink, and was talking with some other foreigners.
I saw a waiter, and said, "Oh! Would you let me get a drink and go to the restroom?"
He said, "No, wait!" Then he took me to a men's room, and I used it
My friend found a roach in their yoshinoya bowl once.
I misread the label. This product only kills 9.99% of viruses and bacteria.
Tired of hearing about niggers, or any social issue really, im out of care and outrage at this point.
feet...
anne hathaway's feets...
nozomi tojo's feets
Shamiko's feets
yoshinoya worker feet
.oooO Oooo.
( ( ) ( ) )
\ ( ) /
\) (/
I LOVE FEET
sniff sniff dqn should have never introduced me to wikifeet
feet more like sheet
Feet is too boring
I have a scab on my foot, still into feet?
wtf are these posts
If I could afford lithium, 100ah would be plenty. Grrr.
fart
pootis
why peenis and anus, not peenis and poopis
why they put they dick in the pussy
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent
snel
They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
The best one was
>They need to do way instain haman> who kill thier purus, becuse these puru cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a haman in core 3 who had kill her three purus, they are taking the three puru back to the gwanzan too lady to rest. my pary are with the glemy who lost his purus ; i am truley sorry for your lots"
Love and hope.
i run into a lotta people these days who apparently can't conceive that someone would go around doing nice things because he enjoys doing them
bro
i wanna drive through the ghetto playing "bassline yatteru?" with my stereo set so that you can only hear the actual bassline from outside the car, my crack dealer thinks im listening to some absolutely ignorant whiteboy trap but then i roll down the window and he hears nanahira lesbian thirst
>>164 Is it nanahira lesbian lust? I always heard that song as her talking about the kind of creeps that chat her up in da club
>>165 im sure thats how its meant to be interpreted but the parts where shes directly saying the nanpa lines just sound like she's saying it to some OTHER girl
>>164
that's a mood, absolutely love that song. it's such a banger
sesevenen 2: forforce
I pour the sage tea into this
foo!
i'm american but "maths" always sounded better than "math" to me
zed and torches are dumb though
bar!
barf
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is DuMb
>>177
imagine: some people give up halfway and only make the first letter large
people who lowercasepost on purpose instead of just being too lazy to hit shift are dumb
Congratulations, you've reached the end of Gnome Cop! I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, you should definitely go check out some of my other stories.
i enjoy holding my shit
oops it slipped out
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN is like the coldest insult there is after handing someone an ass beating
>>181
I dearly hope this somehow relates to Gnome, the shitty GNU/Linux interface, but it's probably just some D&D/Warcraft shit isn't it.
I can't keep living in despair. I'm going to make it work.
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p-word is wet, come take a dive
For some reason the it's either "p-word" or "gushy" every time. Thanks obama
Hearing Thanks Obama in 2020 made me feel legitimately wistful for a joke I thought was exhausted when it was originally popular.
MATE is surviving purely off of nostalgia.
Where am I going?
Life just brings you places, eh?
>>196
Make sure to stop and look around once in a while, life might just pass you by.
Muhammad Ali was really really cool
Boxing is not worth the concussions and supporting it is morally reprehensible
if you're vehemently against blood sports you should have your serum testosterone checked. if you can contentedly sit at a desk all day and never feel the urge to get up, throw some punches, shadowbox, move around, play-fight, you are weak and your vitality is not what it could be.
>>197 While you're stopping and looking around, life is still passing you by, so don't dilly-dally!
I don't know.
Sorry I couldn't be of more help.
the far right - [predator handshake] - the far left
weird ethnospiritual theories about india
docp235
With September 10000 looming, I guess I should figure out how I want to celebrate it.
>>205 I was thinking that too. I've decided to go with 10,000 bottles of Buckfast
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends
homogay
heterofag
I’m not gay. Sorry gays. I love beautiful ladies.
4chan is 17 years old... just like abe nana!
4chan is now older than its average userbase
gaynus
weenus
My brain always first reads the word "shemale" as "shuh-mah-lay" as in "tamale" and I get confused
dictatorial dick tutorial
My Youtube recommendations have been a warzone ever since watching one south park clip when a joke came to mind. It has been bombarded with epic
epic
blueberries aren't very good
>>223
What the fuck did you just fucking say about blueberries, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
I'm worried we are concentrating too much on penises and asses and anal sex. We won't reach greatness if we can't beyond lowly fucking.
we should focus on epic
Every South Korean president ends up in a jail.
Every North Korean leader gets sanctified.
( ˃ ヮ˂) epic anal sex
>gorilla warfare
Been there done that
first impression: most sympathetic character is fuuka, i too wish to eat lots of sweets and be princess carried by a handsome boy
>>230
I got princess carried by a handsome boy once. It felt really nice, would recommend.
life so far feels like the first half of flowers for algernon
I don't know what to do.
I wish...
THE PENIS IS EVIL
THE PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS
the penis hits the eggs
tfw no dqn gf to princess carry...
enormous pianist
vc: funable
boioioioioioioioioioioioinnnnnnnnnnnnng
cute skinny leggy smelly fluffy haired NEET boy with a broken pelvis from me clapping his cheeks 14 times in a night but its ok because i can just princess carry him and he never goes outside anyway
i wanna cum inside a cute boy so fucking bad i need a JOB
>clapping his cheeks
why is this suddenly popular
epic cheek clapping
Black Obama
tfw no dqn bf to princess carry me...
this shit again?
fuck me the tikz manual is more than a thousand pages long?
i knew people used this but i didn't know they use it for everything
I like some of those Hololive girls, but not the American ones. Americans can't be cute.
Hololive is dumb, weirdly dramatic and doesn't seem anymore interesting than any e-celeb shit
Didn't hololive get in drama over janitors and whether taiwan was a country? lol noobs
Gender studies cause Marxism
Schoolgirl Burp Party: Surrounded and Smothered by Schoolgirls and Treated to the Highest Class High Volume Burp Service at the Underground Culture Festival
I mean aside from his critique of how bad the kids these days are at animation, Miyazaki sounds way grouchier in translation. His conversational sense of humor is just wry/corny grandpa stuff that shouldn't be taken at face value.
he's old. of course he sounds grouchy.
Good sweet special little creature.
>>249 its literally just online celebrity worship but ^________^ nippon-nya!
Do you guys think 0037 still comes here? Will he notice us again if we scream hard enough? I think he's still here, and that all we need to do to bring him back is scream loud enough, Any volunteers willing to help?
>>259
That would be news to me! Especially considering he briefly put up a download of the board data earlier this year.
>>257 Hmm it seems a bit glib to say it is "literally just" that, but that part of it is a bit interesting to me. It's nice to see a silly bunny mucking about to entertain people but when someone appears in the chat, donating $100 and asking her to marry them, it makes me pray for Chinese nukes to fall on USA -_-;
chad-hominem attacks
vc: hairdable
>>261
It sounds like you either don't get it or you're having the classic "NOOOOOOOOOO ITS MY JAPAN STOP YOU OTHER WESTERNERS IT SHOULD BE MINE ONLY". Its just the typical ad revenue-whoring thinly-veiled e-begging shit, that silly bunny is the same as an attractive 3D woman doing it but for a different audience.
It has been too long since I've heard dokyun talk about their epic gay anal sex
>>264
I had anal sex a few times. It was pretty epic, but regrettably, not very gay.
I was very disappointed that I couldn't feel being cummed inside. I've definitely heard from other women that they couldn't feel it vaginally, but could anally, so I really had my hopes up.
Please watch warmly until it is ready.
new guy: change the passwords if that hasn't been done already; the config was visible for a short time.
bps: thanks for everything, pal!
Did the default name change?
damn bitch where those your onlyplans
onlyflans
The text art preview is fixed! God bless you, mystery new admin.
>>263 Oh I'm sure I don't get it, I'm not actually that interested in hololive or any streamers or youtubers or the like, but there is a difference in it that I find interesting, the difference between losers throwing money at an attractive 3D wo/man playing video games - and losers throwing money at an anime character playing video games
>>268
Thanks for the heads up! Not exactly the ideal start I was envisioning, but at least it looks like nobody actually accessed the config files.
There's still a little bit of cleanup to do. I'm going to create a new /req/ thread shortly for things that are broken; please hold out until then.
Wait, what's going on? Bps sold us to somebody else with all our infos?! When did this happen? Bring bakc squenks
this is too stressful I miss shii already
>>276
dqn is so depressing now.
We are gonna turn into another melancholy altchan
lets turn epic instead
hoes be sold out of scarlet sister fumos, like damn bitch were those your only flans?
latex sucks, donald knuth, leslie lamport, and till tantau can all go buttfuck each other in hell
I have no strong opinions on latex
im more of a vim dokyun myself
do people into political movements not feel insulted by pandering to it in advertising? they are taking what you feel so strongly about and using it to try and manipulate you into giving you money.
>>284
do you mean those "register to vote" popups showing up on every fucking website lately or what?
>is that not the spirit of the era?
taking off your socks feels good
weebshit Q3A clone
＊ＨＥＹ ＤＱＮ ＬＥＴ’Ｓ ＨＡＰＰＹ！
OK, happying now!
>>289
back when Q3A was contemporary someone made a character mod of ping from megatokyo, complete with voices ripped from some random anime IIRC, and i used it in every match during my years of online multiplayer
if you ever time travel back to 1999, please frag me IRL to spare me the misery of remembering this
The problem with English as the international language - in Europe in particular - is that everyone has to learn it to some extent - but then the politrectal correctness gets forced afterwards. Even worse in our Epoch of the Raving Mad.
For example, picture a chat interaction in a video game: a Brit throwing "cunt" around is "just banter", but a Czech saying "I'm a retard for [doing something]" causes "Ohnonono we don't say the r-word".
God forbid somebody say anything about homosexuals or God...
>>284
I mean, by definition an advertisement is just some asshole trying to induce you into making a bad decision, so i don't think these are much worse
>>295
You act as if political correctness doesn't exist in other languages, and using your example of Europe in particular proves this wrong with Germany & Belgium doing what they do politically.
>>295 Those are offensive for different reasons too - calling someone a cunt, asshole, motherfucker is different to calling someone a retard, faggot, nigger
Cantor? I hardly know 'er!
all you other kids with your pogged up kicks
better run better run
outrun my monkaS
the thing with retard faggot nigger is that they just mean dumb online and aren't the slur anymore. faggot even is a term of endearment in some communities.
gaynus
do you ever wonder what weirdo redditors are like in real life
feels kinda weird seeing something other than shii on DQN
I'm the next admin. get ready.
>>298
Politically, they are following any trend the US sets. Correctness exists in any language I'm talking a very particular raving mad strand of it.
>>299
Yeah, calling others a cunt randomly is definitely different to calling yourself a retard.
>>302
Everything is a slur these days. "Trap" (a feminine male) turns out to be hateful and transphobic!
There are Billie Eilish copycats now. God help us.
Rapes 'n' gapes
epic anal rape (・∀・)
Most old people I've met do wonder how the hell it happened.
bepis
lorg pnis ni ur but
Someday i will obtain kolmogorov levels of brain genious
we can't stop here
this is gensokyo
Touch me.
how can it be
Out of all the fetishes that exist, I don't understand why people like gross shape-less insect things especially when mammals are very aesthetic if you like non-humans.
>>302 Dimwits using them to mean "dumb" ≠ that's what the words mean. Don't get me wrong, I don't personally care about hearing offensive language, and I do kind of laugh at people who are offended by things, but on the other hand it takes 0 effort to just not be a dick. There are frillions of word combinations, and you can even make up words, it's really not hard to express a feeling without using words steeped in hate. It's just pretty selfish and ignorant I think - plain lack of thought, and that's the only part I have a problem with. Saying "it's just words and it just means dumb" suggests a lack of empathy, they haven't tried to imagine what it's like to live life from the other side. Low emotional intelligence.
I'm not offended by the word "retard" but there are so many words that could be used to convey the same message without disparaging marginalised people, so when someone chooses to use that word I'm just like damn this guy must be a retard
i'm gay and mentally ill and i call my other gay mentally ill friends faggots and queers and retards and they do the same to me. you guys are overthinking it lol
>>320
Do idiot and stupid not mean the same thing? I don't get what's wrong about calling someone whose acting as if he were a retard, a retard.
Holy f*ck last day before the final stretch in September 9XXX.
Growing up me and my brothers weren't allowed to swear but "poof" was the word we used. Mum says it's my turn on the computer!
GET LOST STUPID POOF!
No you FAT POOF IT'S MY GO
it's funny that calling someone an "imbecile" sounds fancy and high brow now when it basically just means retard
>>325
I'm pretty sure nearly all words for "idiot" started out meaning "retard".
black anime reactors beating their half pakistani children yelling "MOSHI MOSHI!!! OHH HARA HETA NIGGA, KONO NIGGA NI NIKU ARU KA?!?!? BICHU ASSU NIGA!!!!"
>>326 you can have all the sympathy for "marginalized groups" in the world but at the end of the day still no one wants to be a retard, that's why every word for retards eventually becomes an insult. it's just how it goes.
games with voiced dialogue where you CAN name your character but they still just refer to you as a pre-recorded title, eg dragonborn, arisen, traveler, courier
>>321
Pretty sure members of the group the slur is aimed it have a "pass" to say it. queer is even part of LGBTQIALOLWTFBBQLAPD+
It looks like a kpop group of all things is crossing over with PUBG. WTF?
plugging poopholes with penis
>>321 Well yeah as a faggot retard obviously it's different for you to call other people faggot retards than a straight able person calling you that... My point is the opposite though, it's not me overthinking, it's people underthinking, just farting out words without thinking of what they're actually saying. It's not really out of sympathy for disabled people (which is the key difference in modern usage, between a stupid person and someone with a learning disability) either, it's more that it just demonstrates the person speaking is a bit thoughtless. You can say "it's just how it goes" but that doesn't mean you have to be part of it. If you need to insult someone, there are hundreds of good words, but as individuals we can make the world a bit better place just be putting a bit more thought into how we interact with other people :)
You're a louse, Roger Smith.
sex
butts
I was supposed to be the next admin in the line. I called dibs. What is this line-cutting??
>>339
you were skipped because your internet handle doesn't allow for funny backronyms
maybe this place would suck less if you all streamed lovesick girls
Im starting to think these deviantart-tier art doujins are being translated because people just want to upload NTR to the english tag.
it's bizarre that sites mostly used to make bootleg merchandise and trashy youtuber t-shirts like redbubble and cafepress are trying to be legitimate online storefronts.
i dont know why you would shop there instead of like amazon or ebay or something unless you really want that snappy mug or a BLM lawn sign.
excitedly talking to someone about frank sinatra, the rat pack, etc, until it becomes abundantly clear that both of us only know the songs that were in ds9 and new vegas
finding out that bronies still exist
you sure do like rape
I was going to say rape isn't very DQN quality, but then I remembered all the raping that went on at the last DQNcon
THANK YOU RAPEMAN!!
My name is RAPE HORSE and I'm so horny it's crazy!
Certified rape person
Horses don't have horns you idiot
Heh, you expected a consent? How intoxicatingly naïve!
Eat ass, smoke grass, and practice garveyism
tags are overrated; i've never seen tags work well in a system where the users create the tags. the only way they work is if they're empirically based on the actual content, e.g. in real time via "grep". doing that by hand is a fool's errand
ymmv i guess
everything's okay I guess
text bored
turns out train school REALLY dislikes it when you mention the a-word during the interview
I feel like the whole life is slowly crashing down around me while I'm trying to escape it online and in games. I just wish to step away from it, make my home more cozy, get a moderately-paced job and stable income - and just stop worrying about everything. But I don't know how...
lowes sucks why don't they have a reasonable variety of eye hooks?
A man named "tritonium" has been browsing this humble websight. Please, tritonium, die painfully.
raped by Roko's Basilisk
Is this real?
i really like the word männerbund, it makes me think of a gay nazi moon colony
Happy Taiwan National Day!
This is your friendly reminder that TAIWAN #1!!!
this place is just like PTT, everyone is old now
>>369
https://youtu.be/Rr8z0fm2cMs
don't mess with Taiwan, they've got cool helicopters and they just blasted through the windshield of a pink bus
>>371
They put a really long stick from an armoured van through ihn windscreen and I don't understand why...
The camo bikers from earlier were really menacing though.
>>363 I was actually in lowes the other day thinking exactly the same thing! Then something caught my eye
idea: wall of nendoroid/figurine boxes, but it's those tiny aliexpress carboard boxes instead
who is that
it sounds annoying
you are annoying for mentioning it
your mom
I once crashed my car while singing along to Huun-Huur-Tu!
Holy fuck it's raining hard right now.
tell me more about hard
oh yeah
i'm reminded of that "please excuse me i am passing through" meme with this default name
im gay and my dick is small
I'm gay and my dick is big
i am not gay and my dick is small
eat rape
female shotacons are kind of hot, they're like "ufufufu, i'm gonna feed him and groom him so he gets big and strong and can ravish me one day"
>>380 His name is 天皇陛下の前立腺の中の人 ("The person in the Emperor's Prostate"?)
excuse me may i pass gas here
>>394 My boss saw the giant testicles at the end and gave me a promotion! Thanks!
>>388
The Canadian wildlife service did not give me information on the crack spider's bitch
I guess that's just how PROMOTIONS work in these progressive times.
ouch my head hurts from math
gaynus
miton ga suki
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) miton ga sucky
ｓｅｎｓｕａｌ ｄｅｌｉｇｈｔ
ow my head hurts from meth
all noses must remain securely locked
Loud boy.
My husband is gonna touch my butt
I am boredom beast
remember when simping for egirls was kind of cool
Sophisticated semen handkerchief
artists are aligning with what booru tags I look at and making more
go you beautiful bastards
what tags
Blackpill board game
Draw a card and read it to your friends
Why are so many in denial about their love for Cracky?
Just admit who you are.
Admit that Cracky is your entire world.
Stop lying to yourself.
You need Cracky and Cracky needs you.
why don’t blackpill fags just kill themselves. Im serious.
I often get Peter Sotos and George Soros mixed up
hit her in the shitter
I remember back when... what was I saying again
well, it's pretty close, but at least the cracky tards aren't as cringe as 4channers these days
low bar cleared!
a satan penis
Cracky is dead
it was never cool, just new and exciting for a very short period
Just got a lifetime ban from a forum for posting plushie scat piss porn as a bait & switch shock thread.
I regret nothing.
I'm going to have a great time looking up the original sample sources for some of my favourite SHARPNELSOUND tunes! Thanks DQN!
>>429
probably the trans one
no wait, they said trap was fine, you're probably right
???
>>431
bold of you to assume there's only one trans poster here
>>433
Last time I was at the /dqn/ meetup there were actually a quite a few trans people.
that's the beauty of anonymity, you could be surrounded by transpeople and not even know it
no you couldn't, trust me, they never fucking shut up about it
my knees click when I walk
>>429
I recently read a forum from a super progressive university.
The way of thinking is that even if you mean it with no offensive intent or something you still aren't a member of that group and they could still see it different and you can't understand or something. They have a point but it's really overthinking social interaction when even most people of those groups don't give a shit.
Did you know that "getting gyped" is a racist term?
Did you know that the word racist is so overused that it means nothing now?
What the fuck is with the sudden upsurge of obsession with ancient Cracky-chan/Nevada-tan stuff on here? Is it just one creepy oldfag perv with a long memory?
vc: fagotion
>>429 I don't "keep bitching about it" I nonchalantly made the point once, and my point wasn't that they're "problematic" but that the people saying it are inconsiderate. It's not about about overthinking social interactions, but the absence of thought. I'm actually a straight white cis meat-eating pussy-grabbing MAN who scoffs at political correctness - it's not so much their use of "problematic language" but their small vocabulary that's the real shame
>>444
disappointed that you're not a woman... do you have a cute butt at least?
>>444 there is more persuasion in concision and clarity.
Even the clever insults produced by rap battlers, Yiddish insult comics, kids playing the dozens, and so forth tend not to elevate the level of name-calling but work on a different level entirely while sticking to wording understood by the everyman.
You do not see that many sophisticatedly worded insults outside a statistically insignificant proportion of... well, the closest stereotype is New Yorker subscribers.
>>446 if you're insulting people nobody's expecting you to be polite, but if you're just bitching about something then yeah you probably shouldn't just diss a whole group of people who aren't really related to it
and still you can do quite a lot with basic language for example saying "i'm not sure if john* can read" has more teeth than saying "john* is retarded"
anyway, i'm glad i'm not listening to the same rap music u r
I can't remember what it's like to feel OK anymore.
are we really arguing about what words are offensive or not on DQN of all places?
>>449
I think the election season is getting to us. As soon as we get to eternal December everything should be fine again
Somebody here knows how to do good barbecue for cheap. Reveal your secrets!
What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "u r" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land; nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design ASCII art are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
>>442
Nevada-tan probably had a picture of her released older.
get ready for boomer zoomer karen karen karen boomer zoomer zoomies white dude snowflake karen karen karen booomer boomer kareen snowflake triggered snowflake boomer booooomer karen
>>450
Maybe I just live under a rock but this election cycle isn't as insane and ubiquitous in everything.
Aside from the register to vote shit I haven't really seen it unless I went looking for it.
>>445 Girls on drugs say my butt is really sexy and they stick their faces in it
>>446 I don't mean people should use sophisticated language, just that they should take a second to think what they're saying and the what the words they use mean. Who was it that said something like, a portrait by an artist says a lot more about the artist than the subject of the painting...
>>447 Agreed, nicely put. I don't really give a shit about people reading something online and getting their feelings hurt, they should toughen up. But I also think a lot of the world's problems come from poor or lazy communication, leading to people misunderstanding people and coming to unnecessary conflict. I wouldn't go as far as Wittgenstein to say ALL of our problems stem from that, but it seems a lot do and are further aggravated by one side misconstruing what the other side really means
>>449 We're really not
It really doesn't matter if you pronounce gif with a hard or soft G, but if you find out the correct way is with a soft G then try to justify yourself and say that the inventor is wrong and you are right, you are the fool. Pointless argument with no foundation. Just shrug your shoulders and say what you like
Sometimes I read posts here and I can't help but sit cross-legged on the floor, do a mudra and go ॐ〜〜
I like to say GIF with a hard R!
i had a knee-jerk reaction to phrases like "marginalized groups" but now that you've elucidated your points without the buzzwords i kind of agree
calling someone a retard isnt bad because you might offend retards (or white girls who "have a mentally challenged cousin") but because there are much more elegant ways to express the idea that someone is behaving in a spectacularly stupid way.
Remember that video of two girls dancing while their half naked obese autistic brother was stimming in the background
how do you even get that fat on stims
Continuing the commentary from the Wikipedia thread regarding fart comics: you got me. I must've made that post ages ago.
genshins i would fuck:
female traveller
male traveller
xianlin
venti
the water shota
beidou (plz peg me)
>>456
It's no way nearly as bad as four years ago but it's still having a pernicious influence over everything i think. it sneaks up on ya
>>471 literally everything is political, and always has been. that's what politics is...
Consider ass.
Asian guilt
does idleness cause fatigue?
>>475
if to the point of a prolonged lack of exercise, possibly
the sims more like the simps
>>474
What do Asians have to feel guilty about? They only genocided other Asians and most hate the Chinese government.
why do young people use hyphens instead of commas
>>481
In what context? Don't think I've seen something like that so far
>>471 It wasn't a political signifier, I just wanted to paint a clearer picture for you.
It's actually kind of sad that modded oblivion is better than professionally made games
>>485
Back in the day even some major games were made for the love of gaming. Now it's just business in the professional arena.
>>480
in this instance it was not knowing how to do some calculus problems off the top of their head
just teach the turtles to not be idiots so I can drink my shakes proper
BIPOlar Crazies
BIPO sounds like a AA character name
when i start typing "ge-" in my address bar the suggestions are
geico
gelbooru
genshin impact
george floyd
in that order
cool
the chad ernst jünger vs the virgin erich maria remarque
Reimu reiped
"Twitter is kind of like Geocities but with less eye rape and more mind rape."
>>497
also a disappointing absence of autoplaying MIDI background music
MySpace used to have autoplaying music. It was dumb but I miss that era of social media
Have we all just gotten older or is the internet actually less interesting now than even 5 years ago?
Big ups to the Bebo boiiis
>>493
Artemisia Gentileschi
The Producers - Springtime For Hitler And Germany - Youtube
welcome to www.germany.com
panasonic vhs-c character generator
exclusive german club
THE GEROGERIGEGEGE - MOTHER FELLATIO
george soros
pga 96 game genie
The American Meme [METAL GEAR SOLID 2 RETROSPECTIVE]
I vaguely remember bebo having flash games that were cool for the time and kids having their lives ruined by having their pages hacked.
speaking of twitter, they have no excuse to have as bad of a video player as it does
fucking languages that think "w" is a vowel
>>503 I always thought it was funny that it was an American platform but it seemed like almost everyone on it was Irish or British
is the official english title of yuru yuri really "happy go lily?"
i much prefer the coalgirls "lazy lesbians", at least it preserves the alliteration
I like the obnoxious sub groups like coalgirls and gg; rizon should be a dangerous place
whatever happened to coalguys
no subgroup is as based as commie because of how mad they make autists
my mom constantly records my nephew and it infuriates me and I don't know why
he's gonna grow up into a marvel fan if you keep letting her steal bits of his soul
>>517
I feel like I've gone into a time machine and witnessed the fate of DQN in one post.
boys are from mars
girls are from venus
i cum on cat
she hiss at penis
kinoko tabemashita
(go go go go go)
trance kikimashita
(go go go go go)
choushi agattekita
(go go go go go)
minna ga daisuki da
I hiss at penis.
I, too, sometimes arise from the tanning bed in a pose mirroring Michelangelo's Adam as a deliberately poorly drawn Super Saiyan Japanese guido.
yeah
I just want things to make sense.
I think I want to talk to more people. Anyone up for it?
>527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 13:42
>I think I want to talk to more people. Anyone up for it?
>528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9911 12:01
>527 1993-09-9911 13:42
>528 1993-09-9911 12:01
I went back in time!
>>529
Nothing to see here, keep moving!
eternal september 9911
I like you guys
i like you too, buddy
I lost track of time and before I knew it, I'd had 3 hours of bible study!
Confetti is my my new UI pet peeve. I hate this trend, go the fuck away
>Old Norse clearly used such a system, with its words for "one hundred and eighty" meaning 200 and "two hundred" meaning 240.
This is why the vikings won every the darts tournament they entered around the world
lick my poop
I only lick poo-poo
Base a dozen, møederknuller, can you count with your big toes?
>>535
You guys miss autoplaying midis but don't like confetti?
ttps://www.specialolympics.org/get-involved/athlete
go ahead and sign up, since you wanna be a retard
>>542 Deliberately being dense to troll is worse than just being small-minded
thinking about this black kid i knew in high school who discovered the word "negrito" one day and thought it was the funniest shit ever and used it everywhere except he spelled it "nigreedo"
niglet is funnier
imagine the most exploitative gachascam phone game you can think of except in order to use your daily free spin or whatever, you have to play simon says for an hour and press all the buttons in the right order, and then even if you pull the item or character you wanted, there's a decent chance that it goes to some other dickhole who happened to be playing simon says at the same time
you have basically just imagined an MMO
Joke's on you, I wasn't imagining anything at all.
Niggling niggards prone to sniggering
once i'm a world famous heavyweight boxer or a top paid MLB slugger, my walk-up music is gonna be ASAGI GO FIGHTO
why do music artists lowercasepost in official stuff now?
gaynus
I just used an old stick of deodorant from at least 3 or 4 years ago
>>>551,552 jisaku jien but i'll allow it cause i giggled a bit
lowcaps make you sound deep and moody
based line yatteru
ガンジス川にチャリオットで辿り着いたインドラ様が、その瞬間、デスユ蛮人を皆殺しとした直前は「ナマステ」と仰った。植民地などの文句を天井に叫びまくってターメリック悪魔のバラモン級アホインド人女子どもめにはそれを忘れさせるなよ。
Remind them that when the bastard beside me arrived at the U-shaped table to order his beef bowl, the first words he said were 'extra-large, with extra sauce'
>>557 In an IM it's cosy and friendly, on a message board it's lazy and comes across a bit illiterate, in a song title it can lend a different vibe to the song
if you type in all lowercase in a song title/artist name I will assume you're a billie eilish clone and not listen to you
>>562 People have been using lowercase titles well, well before she came around! I usually associate it with like net music, shoujocore, vaporwave, autismcore etc.
Any other fans of lowercase music here, as in the genre?
terrestial radio is horrendous
gaynus
the color and number of the day is aquamarine and 23
Okay yeah now that I finally try it, I think I prefer lard. Tastes better to me and much less is required.
don't pee on octopodes
the laxative effect of coffee kind of makes me not like it
I don't have that effect, therefore it kind of makes me like it.
I sometimes like listening to people trash other people but I also sometimes feel bad because they're often making fun of people for very innocent stuff or just trying to have fun.
https://exhentai.org/g/1761108/cb8909e9fe/
That sucked. Dicks are small for NTR, theres only a handful of penetration pages and its rather generic for a BSS NTR work. Too much filler too.
fbi if you are reading these i am not a leader leader
Mushroom was very big.
I like coffee and I like to shit but coffee doesn't make me shit more or less
While I like the taste, the main reason I drink it is for how it affects my time perception... makes me nostalgic for my party days
I found kinda cringey posts I made on drugs here in them days
I don't like black coffee, but I can't get enough of 2/3 coffee with 1/3 milk... Completely addicted to it!
The first time I drank coffee I was on night shift at a factory. I had a cup of tea but put some coffee in it. It was great! I thought it was such an obvious combination, I looked it up later and came across https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuenyeung
>The name Yuenyeung, which refers to mandarin ducks (Yuanyang), is a symbol of conjugal love in Chinese culture, as the birds usually appear in pairs and the male and female look very different.[6] This same connotation of a "pair" of two unlike items is used to name this drink.[4]
Instant coffee with tea bag in it isn't quite on the same level as that, but any time I drink it my heart is always warmed thinking of those loved-up duckies. I call it ying yong ha ha
Look at them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_duck <3
Do Mandarin ducks have the same horrific tentacle rape penises that other ducks have?
>>585 I would assume they have spiral cocks but I couldn't say for certain
Animals mating is too funny
The noise turtles make while mating is funny
vile sasquatch cooch
Is someone loudly playing with a keyboard's sound modes while two other people have a discussion autism or just narcissism.
embryonic femcel research
i like seeing asses from like the front when they're laying down
I always wanted to learn Wrye Bash.
ape rapists
tell me more about gross hairless apes polishing knobs ohhhhh yeah
bonobos?
taimu naisu gitto geishii doki doki agureshibu
niinpä tuossa hommassa täytyy olla
keeki
不思議な扉の文字は 「soramimi keeki」
steeki
i fink u steeki
Planet-scale kaiju fucking the Earth in a mohole
näissä tarvitaan yleensä erityisklinikan tutkimuksia
bix nood nigga
the elder memes weren't that funny for the most part
or at least i didn't think so
but they were ours
I still think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec7JCwez5IY is great honestly.
Most others though, no.
nigga stole my bike was funny
I'll mongle your cock
"x portrayed by spongebob/minecraft" is one of my least favorite trends.
i hate youtube so much goddamn
Ancient Chinese Time Theory Completes Work of 20th Century Scientists 100 Years Later
I didnt think you could make wrestling gayer than it already is but this site managed to do it:
https://www.one37pm.com/strength/sports/best-wrestling-postcasts
You wanted to eat all the snacks, didn't you???
You wanted to?! You wanted to?!
And now you get the tummy-ache...
just bought a washing machine
it has a built in dryer
i am actually kinda happy about it
I like living in a foreign country because you are not expected to get pop culture references
gay wrestling sounds nice
Journey to Niger
more like poop culture
>>621
considering there are pornographic promotions, im sure its not hard to find
Behind the toilet,
a family of roaches.
We are friends now...
Happy that at least DQN is getting posts
AEW is so campy.
like even more than the WWE. I didnt even know that was possible
>>628 It's pretty terrible. I like Jimmy Havoc though. We booked him for a show once and he didn't turn up (I don't blame him)
I feel like there are purple clouds in the sky.
I guess my eyes are somewhere else
the Sensation of Furious Ejaculation
It's time for Mr. Bogus to come out and play
Has anybody seen Espeon around here lately?
Has anybody seen Epstein around here lately?
The ghosts in my basement are having another party tonight.
I guess they are having fun...
If you google "nigga stole my bike" the top result is Selena Gomez - Tell Me Something I Don't Know.
SMEGMA PRINCESS
>>633
Just now.
anus penetration
“Critics who treat 'heterosexual' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be hetero themselves. To be concerned about being straight, to admire the hetero because it is hetero, to blush at the suspicion of being a faggot; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to not be faggots. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being straight is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read yaoi in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read BL openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of faggotry and the desire to be very heterosexual.”
>>642
Uh, are you gonna tell him that BL is for 13 year old girls and womanchildren and that he should read bara like a real man
Was checkin out the websites of the diversity caucuses at my uni (there's like ten of them)
I hate this shit, uni admins are the devil, but you gotta play the game.
I would say 'fortunately im not a white male' here, but the truth is white guys get tenure without doing this stupid diversity stuff routinely in my (STEM) field so they come out ahead the whole way thru. If i was a particularly incompetent white male i guess i'd join the religion caucus.
What do caucuses even do
>>647
Get genocided by Turks, Russians, and sometimes themselves mostly.
I wish that the project diva machine would actually work properly for once
Надежное сердце любовь сохранит
Сердце любовь хранит,
А птица удачи опять прилетит...
>genderqueer pride flags
I genuinely don't understand these.
Isn't the main rainbow flag a catch-all?
I remember my mind being blown when I found out that as well as their national flags, Canada & USA have flags for their individual states. Cool! That's dope!
苺一会
internet addiction caucus
the obama "then perish" meme except it's kuruminha
Twitter is weird.
There is a legion of people who think porn is a legitimate reflection of sex and not scripted like wrestling
>>653
Finding out about the traditional/simplified Chinese split was weird and mind-blowing.
My biggest question is are traditional speakers really writing harder characters out of political spite? If so, I respect that but I still don't think it's worth it unless you're trying to invoke nostalgia.
>>657
The "then perish" meme shows a crop of his eyes, the image tinted to blood red. Kuruminha has red face paint over the eyes.
Obama is also featured in one variant of a certain meme, driving a miscreant to be sent to Brazil, which the punished protests as if Brazil is well known as an event horizon leading to some psychological horror pain dimension.
I didn't think it through much further than that.
>as if Brazil is well known as an event horizon leading to some psychological horror pain dimension.
is it not?
What was that about perish?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1f32a1cbfc52c755e7a1043f655aafb0/tumblr_p0xvo9okJm1qg1bdoo1_400.png
who would win perish or parish
I lost my shit when I saw Nike selling Kunte Kinte shirts, Im gonna get a Toby shirt
>>663 My parish is pretty tough but not as tough as Time
Oh man remember Yikes pencils? Those were da bomb
Mrs. Beeton's Book of Household Management Ruined an Entire Generation of British Cooks
>>666
I like how colorful they are, maybe everything being neon is why people seemed happier back then.
The packaging also invokes picture books, but I cant put my finger on which one.
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
pseudo-dionysius the areopagite
Speaking of pencils, I used to have a H pencil that drew dark lines as if it was a 2B one and didn't smudge at all. I liked it so much, I had to hold it in my fingertips by the end of it. Couldn't find new ones anywhere for years...
...or was it a soft one that didn't smudge like 2H? My memory is playing tricks on me.
I don't have to put up with this.
>>673 You can get at least 6 degrees of darkness with any pencil depending on pressure applied - and a trick to controlling the pressure is how far up the pencil your hand is
japanese pencil leads are on average about two shades darker than the murican ones in my experience
pee
an adventure game that is of the you-can't-die strain
except in one chapter named "you can die in this one" and it's nothing special like having to be a zombie to do a puzzle or anything, it just kills the MC if you play dumb as hell
More tired than my wife is after she visits her boyfriend
I havent used a pencil in years. I just steal regular ball point pens
Im sick of hearing about racism man.
An ice cream company is making a podcast about the America's Last Best Chance™ to get social issues right, it's laughable.
In particular I meant the ribbed Yikes pencils were da bomb, I forgot there were smooth ones.
the videos being posted in the ctrl v threader are super weird
I've never posted to usenet. I've never even logged in. Don't know how to use google groups either; never learned.
I remember those banner ads for usenet access that used to be all over the place ten years ago back when big public torrent sites were getting cracked down on. I haven't seen one of those ads in ages.
When I was a kid I always assumed when i was a grown up I'd get on usenet someday and say things like "rtfm" and participate in some lively flame wars. but now every year it seems less likely and I just wonder how much of a desert it is instead.
I also miss rapidsearch. RIP to a real one
I told someone IRL to RTFM last week LOL
i had to email customer support at the vibrator store
gaynus
"poggers", as the kids say these days
vc: yete
what are you bikini ladies doing in my top secret us government time travel facility?
A new lease
i've basically moved "offline" and most people i know who've been on the internet for a long time have as well, these days i mainly use the internet for talking to the friends i already have, people i already know, gone are the days of f5ing imageboards all day or stumbling across random weird personal sites
Fuck, i have six different casio watches now?
we're only about a decade or so from the "millennial forrest gump", pop culture at large shifting away from catering to boomer nostalgia to catering to millennial nostalgia, the generation in power endlessly reliving their childhood and 20s through popular culture until one day they're 70 years old
>>698
Please fast forward me to the millenials being in power it cannot be worse
As the band green day would say, "Wake me up when eternal September ends" LOL
Homo Sapien
"axel f" by harold faltermeyer, except it's the crazy frog version and not the original from beverly hills cop.
>>698
I could go the rest of my life without everyone constantly creaming about the 90s
>>696
I mostly check out some textboards these days because I don't feel like im missing out if I don't check for a couple of days.
I mostly use the 'net to get media now and sometimes read forums, but I don't feel like im missing much anymore especially since everyone is in their discord:
Why do i feel obligated to keep up with black mirror
The episode vipers was ok, doesn't justify the time tho
I have nobody to blame but myself
I remember nothing about black mirror other than some nigger who used his social credit score to get cucked
every single attempt at re-making/re-capturing the twilight zone-esque "sociopolitical commentary couched in episodic sci-fi" thing turns out fucking awful because the original series from the 60s was so well done that all modern imitators can add is "ok but what if the 'nightmare at 20,000 feet'....was RACISm???? WOOOOO how topical and thought provoking! farts, inhales deeply"
also the "sociopolitical commentary" from the original series was more often than not clarke/asimov-esque commentaries on human nature itself and not just ham-fisted commentaries on contemporary american politics that are irrelevant as soon as they air
dokyun should watch good stuff like this
https://youtu.be/6iKeOP72hTo
Who watches those family guy compilations on youtube?
Who watches those videos that are just text to speech reading social media?
Why do they have so many views?
saw this ad and thought it was pretty epic
https://i.ibb.co/QNrpr8J/45-E4-F2-D5-B2-B1-46-B5-95-D4-91004-CF75-D89.jpg
Life is cruel.
was BONE STOOOOOOORM the last truly organically arisen WoW meme? everything since then seems kind of forced by the devs themselves, i cant think of any memorable/memeable lines from any raids since then
>>723 sort of counts? but "kek" is older than the raid BONE STOOOOOOOORM is from, its just that it's become mainstream fairly recently
family guy funny moments
>>708
I pirated it. I wanted to know why it ruined that guy's marriage, and hhen i read that there was homo sex
This site has gotten really fast since I've last been here. What happened?
FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON ARIZONA ICED TEA SHRIMP GRITS AND COLLARED GREENS SOUL FOOD RAP MUSIC
>>726 I think the first three series are better, before it was on Netflix. My favourite was the White Bear one, that fucked me up. I took acid a few months later and I think I would have had more fun if I'd never seen that episode.
>>723
Current "kek" didn't come out of the WoW filter, it grew independently. It came out of a corruption of "lel" which was really popular on /sp/. "lel" was in heavy use in the early 2010s which led to various corruptions popping up. Other than "kek," some other variations that never really took were "lil," "lyl," "lal," "jej," "l0ll," "lgl," and "lql." The earliest common use of "kek" can be found on /sp/ if you look through archives around the early 2010 period. The WoW filter association may have contributed to its growth though as people recognized it and adopted it.
>>728 All the DQN lads are on at the same time just by coincidence!
I remember jej had a really bad weird ms paint drawing to go along with it
wew
can't decide what to fap to
jej is the best lel corruption
Failing to tell apart Riamu and Astolfo
i prefer ses
but really, ruse cruises are the best
ses was extremely high quality, but you needed the text to go with it.
What sort of crotchgoblin little would pick Kender as a playable race?
I want to touch sexy lady's penis
presidential elections are way more fun than super bowls
>>746
NFL went to crap after it got popular and there's a commercial after every second
poopshaft
ding ding
>>747
Pro wrestling is my secret shame
some of the women make my weenie hard
in the dark of the night
I just wanna grill for gods sake
>>710
Why is it always racism?
There are other social issues to talk about but its always race and sometimes sexuality, i'm honestly very bored of it all.
>>751 Same, I don't follow the storylines, I would hate for people to regard me as a "wrestling fan" - I hate those jabronis and listening to people IRL talk about it makes my skin crawl - but I am fascinated with the art of wrestling and its inner workings. I worked at a game studio making some wrestling games and I gained a lot of useless knowledge about the ins and outs and history of the business. Now I mainly watch deathmatch wrestling
Were people discussing assforce memes just now?!
Yeah, they're awful.
The smarks, the self-admitted marks, etc.
Like gamers nowadays but with less stuff they actually enjoy, I hardly watch because of the embarrassment of admitting I like it because of the stereotypes they have set about fans.
Speaking of dokyun liking pro wrestling, I need a new passion/hobby.
Everything seems to be "dead" or "dying" or on the decline or whatever, from as recent to the 2000s with stuff like gaming to the 1970s with certain spectator sports. Even computing seems to have a very wistful element for old Windows and before the GNU/Linux project got SystemD and all that sort of stuff.
Perhaps this is a sign of the times in general, or just the places I frequent are full of bitter old folk who miss childhood.
The only hobby I haven't seen people say was better in the past is fishkeeping and perhaps model building. I haven't gotten deep into either of those worlds but it makes sense, considering they are about the improvement in technology. Manga fans seem grateful about the ease of reading and finding scanlation, but outside of shonen and certain FOTMs, it doesn't seem like there's many left in the west.
Just once, I would like to get into a hobby or passion or whatever without feeling like I missed out on a lot.
>>762
I know what you mean, I mostly just miss early internet culture and everything connected to it. But there's a lot more to life!
>>762
this is a really obscure and small one but knot tying is better now. paracord and other synthetic cordage is way easier to work with than cotton / jute / manila. you can get some used knot books for like $5-10 each off alibris / abebooks / etc. (or just get the abok)
some other hobbies that are better now than ever:
weight lifting (weights are cheap and the fundamentals are better known)
digital art (especially 3D stuff)
macrame / knitting / crochet: diverse raw materials available for cheap as shit due to global supply chains, tons of free info
cooking (in douglas coupland's novels there's several references to how there was a food revolution in amerikkka in the '80s; food in restaurants got way better but also a lot of stuff (like mushrooms) became available fresh (instead of in cans) in most supermarkets for the first time). trend's obviously been continuing. also, more ethnic markets. i live in the middle of bumfuck, nowhere, and i'm within walking distance of a little chinese market just by chance. cast iron has never been cheaper (thanks xi?) and you can get a sous vide immersion thing for $80 online from a restaurant supply store.
board games. yes it's an extremely NERDY hobby but it is a social hobby
weekend warrior hiking (in many places it is pretty much impossible to get lost as a noob these days)
rock climbing is real big too right now. even in my state there is a gym, and there aren't even any hills within a three hour drive from here (to be fair, climbing sux and i wouldn't recommend it unless you live out west)
>>762 try something physical, boxing or weightlifting or something
the barrier of entry imposed by the bare minimum physical fitness requirements keeps all the worst "undesireable elements" from ruining your hobbies too much.
Now watch me cope (kill it!)
Now watch me dilate (okay!)
> Joe Biden
> 69,289,909 votes
nice
me when I am at dokyun's tea party
What you need, my son, is a holiday in Cambodia
except in the William Shatner talk-singing voice
does cambodia have working girls (male)?
crazy frog vs william shatner, make it happen
>>775 having a cute guy call you a faggot through a mouthful of your dick is definitely the opposite of boring
idpol obsessed weirdoes vs idol obsessed weirdoss
where should i start playing around with audacity, i know nothing about timing or music theory or any of that shit but it often happens to me that i'll be listening to a song and hear a cool drum break or something and think "hmm i bet someone could do something with that"
usually hate my video recommendations, but youtube is recommending a small design-focused documentary about plastic monobloc chairs to everyone who watched a video of the vergil plastic chair DMC5 mod and it's pretty funny.
As someone with a real eyebrow scar (from an ignoble accident), I'm getting really annoyed by people shaving little lines in their eyebrows. Seems like a growing trend.
Letterbox is getting raped by a racist spammer: http://afternoon.dynu.com/letterbox.html
it's both funny and sad that one person can completely ruin a small, slow website.
>>786
at least the admin is cleaning it up periodically
but it's not like the site was really alive...
>>787
It's still sad to see happening to the more relaxed sites like them and /tea/ apparently had a frogspammer for a while. Wonder what these people even get out of it.
I miss Hello★Channel
>>789
I like dqn but I'd sacrifice it to save Hello★Channel in a heartbeat.
Yo, I might get a mind reading gf. I'm gonna swim in that pussy, I'm gonna need some scuba goggles.
My post output lately displays a remarkable economy of intellect.
virginia brazilian
Imagine being alive.
couldn't be me
>>795
Not to my knowledge. I remember emailing the admin years ago. Maybe I can find those emails and see if I can get in contact with him.
>>800
It was a short lived BBS in the early 2010s. It had approximately 5-10 active users. The content was very mellow and cute. There was a nice thread for cute AA.
cute, mellow websites either die young or live long enough to be spammed
>>802
H★C actually went through a couple rounds of TIGER spam before going down for good.
Please tell me about becauseitswinter.com too!
rank Qwerty vs Dvorak purely on how awkward/stupid their names sound
vagina of Satan
>>807
Admittedly less retarded sounding than "D'vore-ack" like I always assumed.
Second vid's marked unavailable though.
masturb eight
okay, think I've got this hair gunk thing 80% handled
primarily, I switched conditioner from +protein to +moisture type (turns out there are several parameters you should be evaluating your hair for: shape, pH balance, porosity, and that), now using a showerhead with a comb-shaped stream and using it like one instead of letting it just hit my head, and using the "inversion method" (stick your head upside down so rinse water is sure to go down the hair lengthwise)
not all oils are "for" you, for me coconut was part of the problem, switched to argan
there's other stuff that I'm not too sure on the effectiveness of and it doesn't come to mind.
oh, with low porosity I've found hot->product->tepid rinse->quick cold rinse satisfactory for now.
Learning another keyboard layout is a fool's errand, considering that most work/school computers use QWERTY.
I wish BBS like that were more popular/widespread in the west.
I wonder if the old school western ones would be into AA.
>>809 Second video was a version of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ENf4VEhI40 one of his most well-known pieces, in case you didn't know he was a famous composer
>>812 Oh dude there's much more to life than work/school! Not to mention lots of tech places I've worked at let you bring your own gear so you can be set up however's most efficient for yourself. Don't be one of those guys like "I've never experienced a situation where that can be helpful, therefore it must be pointless for everyone else"
>>812,815
It's useful if you want no one else to be able to use your computer, but unless you type an obscene amount daily (or really want to learn touch typing) I wouldn't vc: deeme it as worthwhile to spend 2-6 months to get to a usable level with a new layout.
It's fun, though!
so few uses of a keyboard are limited by how many keystrokes per minute you can shit out at a constant rate so learning a new layout seems kind of pointless
whether you're a programmer, a writer, a gamer, whatever else you do on your computer, the cap on your productivity is very rarely "i just can't type fast enough to get all my work done, all because of my inferior qwerty layout!"
I forgot to select WakabaMark...
I voted for WakabaMark
Ive been typing dvorak for 14 years, and i can still type qwerty fluently when im using someone else's PC. (Though it usually takes like five clicks to go to system settings and add the dvorak layout if im doing anything that will take more than five minutes)
Dvorak is much much better than qwerty. It's not about the typing speed, it's about how much typing makes your hands hurt.
I also have some custom chording layout modifications so that i can type backspace and backslash without using my pinkies. The backslash is important because i type a lot of LaTeX for my job.
>>820
Forgot to add, learning dvorak takes about two, three weeks if you type a lot. I did it over summer vacation when i was in hs.
Honestly, dvorak is pretty tame. If u really wanna be hardcore, go learn cangjie. I know someone who types that everyday. Taiwan is a helluva drug
who even types anymore
adults
I have a feeling this thread is gonna get very based
I voted for ゆっくり魔理沙
Methinks someone needs to look up what exactly a combover is.
RWBY is disappointing, and here's why
YASSSSSS QUEEN YASSSSS
#FreeTheNipple
>>829
Huh, it's not what I thought it was. What is the word for that haircut then?
It's just a toupee.
the combover looked good on Kelsey Grammer
FULL GEAT
Do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
>>838
"This man/the man"
Is another one i've noticed.
I wonder if these people are really like this IRL.
Speaking of Twitter, I'm surprised people give athletes such respect and attention for non-sports things, considering most of them are morons with CTE who get excited by fake jewelry.
cant wait for things to be exactly the same except for more middle east proxy wars and more forced tranny shit while weirdo americans all talk about how stunning and brave everything is
americans should be banned from the internet
>forced tranny shit
DQN IS a tranny website bub
trannies pretty much stay in their own spaces, what are you talking about
Trannyism is the master philosophy
Complaining about trannies is such a tired gripe, it's like pronouns, I see more people whine about it than people actually do this sort of stuff.
Where are you going that you see trannyism and stuff like that?
Actually, I know, Twitter right? Maybe /lgbt/?
dirty queers network
>>850 you're the hetshit, if trans women are women as you claim then getting raw dogged by strangers until you get aids is straight.
drop the T!
Excuse me, but as this is an anonymous textboard, only >>845 has any way to know they are heterosexual, though it can be inferred that they are shit.
Also, whether "getting raw dogged by strangers until you get aids" is in fact straight is dependent upon the gender of both you and the strangers, and whether trans women are women has no logical relation to this, though it may affect the "straightness" of each individual encounter if there is a trans women involved. The gender balance of the strangers raw dogging you (and thus the percentage of straight encounters) would presumably follow a random distribution that converges upon the gender balance of the general population, though social factors may influence which strangers are willing to raw dog you, causing a gender bias. Signaling that you love pegging may cancel out this bias.
I hope this clears things up for you.
the mascot fairy elf thing from genshin impact just makes me think of the old 7chan admin
I remember when I was underageb& I was terrified of 7chan because I thought it hosted CP
And yes, /ss/ is CP regardless of horsecocks the size of her forearm or calf, or not. Next thing you'll tell me is that putting implants on a petite woman is going to make her not pedo-bait, but I'm on to you!
I always thought transwomen were this queer entity that weren't men or women, pre-op anyway
big dick vs small dick /ss/ is like whether lolis should have birthing hips or not, a debate for the ages and one has significantly more NTR than the other.
Hey Lois, remember when I owned DQN?
Its not a loli if it has tits, neither is oppai loli.
Oppai loli are just shortstacks
touch gay anus
gaynus
touch gaynus
It feels like people are mistakenly making totally pointless posts just to pad the thread postcount this thread instead of the "let's get to 999 by" thread, but maybe that's just wishful thinking.
these are our thoughts
Totally pointless thoughts
insert point in gaynus
I'm thankful for having a healthy brain
i prefer using the 999 posts thread, because i don't like to think when i post
>>845 being a trans under trump was way easier than obama. It's probably partly cause the people around me grew more mature, but i feel like liberals saw me being a transexual (lol) as a clear indication that i was on their side during the trump years. Not looking forward to being everyone's favorite scapegoat again.
i wanna get an anki deck for the dingbats font. should be possible to get fluent without too much effort i think.
I'm glad I'm not from stockholm
>>875 Cue thirty-three "AND WHY"s:
AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY AND WHY
Megalosaurus
I remembered /sgis/ the other day and I got a bit sad because I miss it.
Can you please describe /sgis/? I've never heard of it.
Boards are transient! There is no permanency on the internet, the only worry about this sort of thing is that userbase rot is making small sites even smaller.
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm probably fucked.
vc:got
boy butts & feet
male feet are disgusting unless they're 9S'
More sadness! More snow!
It snowed 3 inches last week as a cocktease but now its 75 degrees for whatever reason, God is cruel.
>>885 im pretty sure like most fetishes ive basically just psyopped myself into it, i used to only like male feet if they were covered in cute girly socks
Whatcha lookin at cutie?
suffer
Fuck trump
tuck frump
What's so funny about clown rape?
tuck frump sounds pretty epic
She can read my mind! I am a slave, to her!
Being satorin's slave
Absolutely insane to me how the average american is such a psyopped sociopathic golem mindslave that when you tell them something like "obama spent 8 years drone striking civilians across the middle east, toppled the legitimate government of libya for the lulz ushering in years of chaos and bloodshed and single handedly caused the refugee crisis in my home country" their response will inevitably be the generic response programmed into them by the cable news like "well i never heard about any of that but he was a real classy guy, i miss when the president wasn't a blustering bully!"
We really need to just wall off that entire continent.
>>898
the destructive effect of "public opinion", a monster created by the french-masonic revolutionaries, was greater than the worst minds would have imagined
today we have a select class of neoclergy, who, unlike those in the church, are not subject to any rules, because it is the "public opinion" that creates the rules, and being the maintainers, they can do everything while their enemies cannot do nothing
if once a king beat a pope and killed him so badly and absolutely no one cared, today you can not even call a mere "digital influencer" ugly without you not only having your reputation "murdered", but also going to jail or paying some thousands of moneys
it is worse to be an enemy of the media than to be a genocide
DQN is trans territory
MEAT Clown? What is that?
Now watch me cope!
Now watch me dilate!
Now watch me cope cope watch me dilate!
Why Shaq?
samefag fashie meltdown, beautiful
the only acceptable ideoloy in DQN is mexican programmer ecofascism
programming is for White incels and trans
>>909 i'm deep anprim, kaczynski was on the right track but didn't go far enough back. fuck the forests, we need to return to the primordial ooze and start over from scratch.
Man i just got an oil change and the mechanic asked for my fucking pronouns while trying to upsell me GO AWAY
Politics shitters are almost as mentally ill as trannies
trannies are the master race
Masters of the race to suicide that is
don't pretend the transphobia isn't just testing the water to act like a fence sitter while pushing far-right rhetoric
tfw no cute girl to sit on my fence
dont whizz on the electric fence
I haven't had bubblegum in a while
>>924 I might just not get the meme but like dilating isn’t that big of a deal.
Doomsday algorithm for eternal September:
August 31, 1993 was a tuesday
9935 = 800 = 100 = 2 (mod 7)
So 1993-09-9935 is a Thursday
And yet you guys are all acting like u have a case of the Mondays!
What, like dilating the pupils?
Were yukkuris progenitors to virtual youchuubas?
https://youtu.be/5jMlhRfV1nQ
cringe cuck based evolan tummypilled mommy milky goth gf who makes me tendies and cleans the poopoo peeepee out of my diapy
Norf FC Gregg's
It's understandable that everyone's current thoughts are very tense and political, but let's take a moment to remember our true lord and saviour, Haruhi Suzumiya.
timothy
>>935
https://youtu.be/sYqMeT5aPRU is my thoughts
insane clown bussy
Wait BPS is gone and now ssz is admin? When was this? I don't even remember who was before BPS anymore. Halcy?
I'm not a fan of the new format TV shows have.
They're practically 6-8 hour movies, they're exhausting to watch.
who is this "ssz" person, anyway?
Kirtaner is the biggest faggot and loser on the internet!
Kirtaner has been acting especially retarded recently.
tomoare, isuraeru horobubeki dearu tokangaeru shidai dearu
aubrey cuddle
Kirtaner will always be in my good book cause his site is where i found out how to buy estrogen pills from vanuatu back in the oughties
Same lol
Much like the "did you know" section of the front page of wikipedia, trannyposting can be pretty hit or miss but i like it a lot more now cum @ me
Jisakujien Hall of Fame
Nope, this site's just full of trannies. vc: she
“I've been found out.”
No ♡
>>951 not jisakujien this is just a trans web sight cum @ me bro
People say history is written by the winners, but sometimes the winners were illiterate warmongers.
history is written by the weiners
>>944 Are you one of those tru anons butthurt that he's come out as the founder of anonymous and is aiming to take down QAnon? I've seen quite a few clueless people arguing with him about it
I think it's great how Kirt is exposing the truth about QAnon and distancing them from OG Anonymous. I'm also grateful to Kirtaner and Spardot for a lot of good things they did for me in my life, wasn't any sort of tranny stuff though.
>>956
History is written by the autistic sperg who will never shut up and stop pushing his agenda after getting BTFO and butthurt.
>>959
I'll have you know I'm an OG oldfag whose been shitpostin' on th' 'chans since oh seven!
The average person in 2020 similizes every single event in their life with tv sitcoms, marvel movies, anime, video games, it's fucking scary. Their entire frame of reference for understanding basic social interactions and day to day occurances is built on fiction. Why am I the only one deeply disturbed by this?
You can say people always did that except in the past they did it with the Iliad or the Bible or whatever. But the difference is that the Iliad and the Bible aren't fucking LAME.
>Why am I the only one deeply disturbed by this?
People complain about this all the time.
What was that one *chan that had Where The Hood At by DMX on the front page? 999chan? 711chan?
Beeeeeeelllllllllyyyyyy
theres something insanely cathartic about eating a huge piece of meat with your bare hands, grabbing a way-too-big chunk in your teeth and shaking your head like a wolf to tear it free and swallow it without chewing
Wondering when I can finally leave my other concerns aside and start doing art again. But at the current pace it's going to be "old age".
5.7mm is never going back to 40¢ is it?
>>972
I've been trying to figure that out myself. I have a really hard time context-switching every day and retaining enough energy to make it worth it. Meanwhile my employer has decided to drastically cut down the amount of vacation hours I can save up at a time, which throws a bit of a wrench in my plans for a mini-sabbatical. That isn't the only change on the way, either...looks like I get to look for another job.
I do not understand the fan thing.
Why in the world would anyone care if one team (a business) defeats another team (a separate business)? And these two businesses put giant eyesores in cities, they get people to pay for wearing their logos, buy all kinds of "fan crap" and manipulate people into getting so "excited" they cry about a bunch of millionaires running around, chasing a ball, hitting a ball, throwing a ball, catching a ball and kicking a ball.
A giant, collective waste of time and energy by so many to benefit so few.
>>967
It was probably 711. If I recall correctly they were into rap.
>975 i thought you were just talking about apple vs Microsoft or anime studios or fashion brands before you mentioned balls because it's exactly the same shit
I think it's a bit of evolutionary in-group / out-group stuff (same thing that drives nationalism) mixed with some power fantasy stuff (if the guy on local sports team is capable of amazing athletic feats so it somehow makes you feel like you are also capable of them)
It's one of those things like having a child that i can't deny a part of me wants even though it's not reasonable
Sports are good, sports fandom is bad. I can watch a team sport regardless of which teams are playing and appreciate the strategy and athleticism on display, the average "Norf FC" fan has very little idea what they're actually watching except "our team good other team bad".
There should be some kind of physical fitness test involved to be allowed to watch sports.
Dombpie
i want to cum inside every single genshin impact character, the girls and the boys
vc: spain
I want to cum inside rainbow dash
Philip K Doink
farting penis
Big Brother is watching you
でかいお兄ちゃんが見てくれる。
Sasuga Brothers are watching you
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>>962
I think this is basically what Simulacra and Simulation is about
>Why am I the only one deeply disturbed by this?
You're not.
The shit you complain about are very common gripes and arguably more common than people doing it.
You can't seem to grasp one very common thing: the average person was always stupid, and are arguably smarter than they ever were before.
the rise of the midwit
>>994
Literacy is important, no? Consider that the extreme violence and cruelty people used to enjoy is much rarer and socially unacceptable, and open defecation is much rarer than it used to be. The masses are more intelligent, dignified and empathetic than ever.
People did the same thing you are complaining about but with myth, folktales and religion, and yes, there might be something to be said there about how media is replacing religion for those types but you sound like one of those people that genuinely believe those memes about life being better for serfs than current workers despite it being considered a form of slavery.
"midwit" is midwit lexicon
Remember the good ol "only newfags say newfags" line?
>>994
Living off the land is not particularly difficult if you're raised with it and everybody else around you is doing the same. Sure, whoever is "smarter" depends on the metric you choose, but I agree with >>995 that current people are "smarter" by most metrics, considering that they are more educated.
That said, I do think people haven't changed that much in terms of human nature; we are still naturally tribal, easily manipulated, and so on.
