I'm looking very gangsta today if I say so myself
２ゲットさんは２げっとを得るのが本当に好きですね
getto boys
Are there trailer parks in Japan, I wonder~
argumentum ad copulam: "have sex, incel"
Yeah, I'm a jazz man myself. Miles Davis. John Coltrane. The list can go on.
Bulbapedia more like bulbapedio
omorat
Thank god the pedo thread got deleted.
Zoo Tycoon 2
Thinking of investing in rwanda
Heard they could use some imported machetes
which is the trashiest city on earth, las vegas or dubai
i mean i'm leaning towards dubai, because, obviously it has to be dubai right? it's like vegas but everything is even bigger and somehow more corrupt. but on the other hand, las vegas has more meth labs. so i don't know
I'm not even attracted to children, I just think pedophilia is funny...
I never got why happy tree friends was incredibly popular back in the days. It feels very gimmicky
>>11
I made that thread and I'm a bit sad I lost the cute OP pic but I am glad the thread got nuked, the thread was too ruined to just clean up one or two posts
Tawa is kinda adorable for a demiurge-ish figure
I miss having such big shits that I needed to bite down on a hairbrush handle to bear it
I wonder if Nausicaä subtly inspired Avatar the Last Airbender
>>19 key factors may include the price tag, a general viewing public taste for tasteless violence around those years, and the selection of stuff available on the Internet.
Most comedy people actually enjoy is gimmicky/repetitive as fuck anyway.
realtalk after ron paul lost 2012 i knew for good we forever lost our chance to make anime real
Back when you were just a twinkle in your mom's cookie jar
Back when you were just a twinkie in your mom's cookie jar
How do you know if someone doesnt celebrate a holiday? They will tell you
The nostalgia critic is still doing his thing. Huh.
OBAMA HAMBURGER SUSSY BALLS
LIL MOSEY IS WHITE SUSSY BALLS
EDP445 BALLS I LIKE 13
EDP445 sexted a 13 year old and impregnated her AS A JOKE
Sleeper trains seem very appealing to me but also very impractical. They look like cruise ships where the transportation is the vacation.
Looking forward to the summer olympics. Rugby 7s will be a fun tournamenr
Scritchies on your scalp
KYC (kiss your customers)
1) Internet Service Providers make uploading much slower than downloading
2) Torrents are made to work around this
3) "Torrents are bad for the internet, stop it guys!"
I sometimes feel guilty about piracy when its not from a mega-corp. When I get more money I might buy some of the things I pirated
No matter what you buy, 40% of that will go to mega-corps or governments anyway. On Steam it is 30% at least, pretty sure with other goods it's like that too. The fact that those faggots literally print as much money as they need doesn't help either.
Criss Angel levitating shaq
Took medicine rectally for the first time tonight. Kind of a hassle. I'm not sure if I pushed the capsule in far enough (or too far, apparently that can happen) and now my anus itches. Don't think my hemorrhoids appreciated the disturbance, that or I'm sensitive to this lube.
It would be nice if the FDA approved this medication in suppository form.
Society is collapsing
Went paddleboarding with my brothers. It was nice.
Time theft is an illusion.
if someone with a magic wand told me "you can be rich as fuck and go to space whenever using your own space company, in exchange, your embarrassing correspondence with your secret lover will leak to the world and somebody will always remember it as the funniest part of the affair that led to a very major, very awkward and very public divorce settlement" i would probably think about it at least
it's funny how the people talking the most about public transit and urban planning (autists) are the ones benefitting the most from car-centric suburbia
>>43
>>50
Im not a train autist, https://youtu.be/EhnEz8xPkkY just looks very appealing.
>>50 can see your point but i'm one of those people who talks about public transit and it's precisely because i hate how lonely car-centric suburbia made me for most of my life.
anyway those amtrak sleeper cars look great but i just can't get over the price of amtrak tickets; they're insanely high (which i'm sure is just how the local illuminati likes it).
Even though im in the sticks I never learned to drive because im terrified of dying in a fiery accident
car-centric suburbs aren't so bad if you're not a single childless NEET, in fact in that case i can see the appeal
with a decent sized fenced in yard you could raise a couple chickens and goats in the suburbs easily, grow vegetables in the front lawn, and have quality fresh food AND be close to your job. too bad this is beyond the financial means of 95% of people under 50.
Goats would be awful on a lawned setting because of the way they graze
bring back the iron pill comics
I feel like I'm losing my mind
Why does social media have an obsession with athletes "getting paid"?
It's a perfume
my life abridged:
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
shit
INTERNET
internet is turning to shit
I wish used bookstores would remove the library stickers so I wouldnt have to deal with semi-sticky spines
yeah nigga
Nancy Grace porn
gorfentine
Well why don't you faggots make like two vines and interleave!
More tightly than the oak is seamed by ivy did you cling your arms around me
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to spend a few weeks at a summer house (with access to the beach, of course) without internet, with a few books and some writing/drawing supplies and at best a radio for contact with the outside world.
A video essay
I'm jammin out to some jazz, honey
I'm jazzin out to some jams, honey
Who's gonna stop me?
>>70
Unless you mean like full hermit mode, I think you would socialize and exercise at the beach during the day and do solitary activities in the evening.
Regardless of circumstance, I think taking away internet from those used to it is a good experiment.
so weird that this place has survived when so many others didn't
>>77 You want to know what's really weird? The shape of your dad's willy
Scorch's PFG TV
is religion weebery taken too far?
I need a vacation
>>83
You can read this sentence in two ways.
> Is religion weebery that has been taken too far?
> Has religion weebery been taken too far?
Religion weebery would be religious people demonstrating mannerisms of weebs. For example, building a fucking shrine for an inaginary diety. It's all fun and games until someone starts a cult about it.
of course the guy drawing cities and landscapes likes giantess porn
An article in future Vice where the journalist empirically tests the "digital lollipop" simulation of eating ass for accuracy
Weebs are largely antisocial, and religion is inherently social, so if you have some weird waifu ritual you perform alone in your bedroom thats just schizophrenia
I guess the japanese do consider video games an extremely important cultural export
Well.... most popular religions are eastern..
What's up with /general/ attracting (necro)bumping schizos like moths to a flame?
>>90 It's really no big deal, but now that you've piped up about it I bet there's gonna be a lotta bumpin' oldies goin' on
I wonder what the JRPG-villain zoomer spammer autist whatever "plan's" for this place were
I hate to be a coronadouche but I think having the olympics in Japan is a really bad and selfish idea.
Plus, after having crowds back at multiple events nobody wants to watch BCD sports anymore
the olympics is so dumb and i hate it
Speaking of Japan I really really hate licensed hentai. Downloading it through Nyaa is such a pain unless you know the name, and then the FOMO on my favorite artist's works.
>>94
athletes on the olympics fuck each other silly on the olympic villas, guaranteed a bunch of them will drop out before even participating. it's going to be a bit bleak tbh.
ur talking about 20 year olds the in 0.0001th percentile of health and physical fitness, none of them are going to die from the fucking flu you babies
First you've heard of Vaxx the Blaxx
Now get ready for Vaxx The Japz
ShitKid is probably the worst new music I've heard all year. Name should have given it away.
St Peter voice: consider your dick caged for eternity, cucko
Calm down, you ludicrously handsome man!
小馬が現れた
Wow, goodreads users really are that pretentious.
I want to shave a bushy asian girls pubes
Just make your own big tech company lmao
cute girl with a flat chest and a dumptruck ass
and wiiiiiiiide shoulders
Greta Thurnberg vs Gordon Ramsay
dropping some pearls on u swine
sour grapes ("cope") often leads to better outcomes than if one had just got what one wanted in the first place. recognizing this is what makes one an adult.
and, falling in reverse is a good band
I need to stop ordering books online before I check what the page count is.
yeahhh lightning!
where the hell did the thunder go
>>113
Meh. I always took people shouting cope as trying to brute force misery onto others.
Oh, apparently it was a meteorite (?), hence the weird sound.
I sometimes think about joining my local rugby club but I dont wanna get a concussion
people who don't eat dairy but do eat meat are the most oppressed race, why the fuck is there fake b12 in every single brand of coconut milk
getscheckt
>>120 Just get one of those gay little rugby helmets :) I was once top scorer on my rugby team
I used to think poopdick was a funny insult cuz stuff like faggot wasnt specifically aimed at gays but its just brainless memespeak so eh
Speaking of gays, I wonder if the gay penguins in the childrens book adopt the orphaned hatchlings that mothers with chicks fiercely reject, if their chicks starve like with the single mothers or if strictly homosexual penguins exist at all and if they do parenting if so.
I understand the books arent mean to be realistic in that way but if the books arent teaching the kids about Ornithology what will? The documentaries? Psssh. They only focus on strange mating rituals. Show me proof of the mafia theory in brood parasitism in a documentary then we'll talk.
>>125 blah blah everything is brainless memespeak you're so cool and ironically detached, shut the fuck up lmao
I dont get and will never get Picasso. Photography captures most of the prominent themes in his art better for the most part. But I also dont feel the power behind Guernica either.
I dont see the need for homophobic slurs. June is over
Memespeak is one thing, but poopdick feels like it was made by a 12-year-old in like the same vein as the ol' "sex before eight, or it's too late!" way or whatever it was
while I certainly don't advocate for homophobic slurs, I can see the appeal of poopdick. When you really think about it, faggot and homo are quite abstract insults. Its always the concrete language that hits the gut hardest.
What is ironically detached? What's ironic or detached about using your own thoughts and words instead of parroting what you heard the other kids say on twitter and discord? If it's cool to express yourself without clichés and buzzwords then I am one cool dude!
>>135
There is no difference between using "memespeak" and any other trendy language e.g. buzzword or neologism. You're making meaningless distinctions. You're not above anything.
Nike commercials about empowering black women and respecting the mental health of athletes while not respecting the physical health of the Asian sweatshop workers
Theres a difference between saying poopdick grass etc and the totally regurgitated "this man" and referring to yourself as "we"
These sonos speakers make excellent doorstoppers
Twiter schizo clique starterpack:
Fanged Noumena: Collected Writings 1987-2007
y2k moe
[s4s] memes
Serial Experiments Lain
Age of birth: post-2001
She/They/Them/It
Discord
Tkmiz
Gen 5 & 6 vidya games
Radiohead
Autechre
Jungle/breakcore/IDM
Early to mid 00s denpa & doujin music
Glitch art/Post-Avant INternet Surrealism
Heta Uma
Obscure 00s oekaki
Loliphilia
Loliconphobia
>>140
for the right-winged flavour you forgot obsessed with multiplayer video games, calls themselves a trap, and has a strong sense of nostalgia for Rhodesia/Apartheid Africa despite not being old enough to experience it
the more lefty types like "anime communism" and really like the USSR despite not living in it and often not even being Russian
>>136 That's what I said, I never made that distinction. I'm above a body, a sofa cushion, a sofa, a carpet, and floor, my downstairs-neighbour's ceiling, my downstairs-neighbour, their furniture, their floor, their downstairs-neighbour and their belongings, the ground, sea level, the planet's core, the poverty line, average BMI, drinking age, average penis size, the influence, and in many many ways, most people's expectations
That's right I've got a floor, SO WHAT
liverpool maritime mercantile city got what it deserved
>>140
I wish king of the hill was still around so bobby could become trans
Is there a name for when you let things deteriorate for too long (neglecting to perform proper maintenance), and eventually something goes horribly wrong?
is there more three kingdoms lore or more touhou lore
The GB 7s team kneeled and the announcer seemed really confused/dismissive of it
Current thoughts is good every odd thread
magicJack still exists?
Linux
>>158
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Wow, I really just cannot have even one nice thing, huh.
I should just quit my job and dump I'm all into stocks and crypto
Chesticuffs
dude weed lmao
I hope they eventually make better sleeping pills. These current ones either leave you feeling sluggish hours after waking or have weird side effects.
Been seeing a lot of bronze skinned athletic women with very light blonde hair lately. Wonder where they came from.
>>166
Sounds like an "aesthetic" or perhaps a celebrity trend. Maybe an olympian got popular?
pretty sure that's just what people look like if they go outside a lot and eat a good diet
>>168
I was more talking about the hair colour and light skin people rarely "bronze" without deliberate tanning
> Imagine all the people
Impossible, Mr. Lennon. The human brain simply can't picture that many of anything.
Second night in a row I can't sleep... camping in bear territory probably doesn't help.
Present day,
Present time.
Stop jacking off to your high-school crush from 10 years ago
Start jacking off to your pre-school crush from 35 years ago
I miss Eurodance. Sure they got a lot of hate back in the day but Aqua has a charm to it.
>>175
Chief, I found her social media profiles, and she got really fat. What do I do?
Stop jacking off
I have a feeling Windows 11 will either fix a lot of issues of 10 or be worse than ever
thinking about replacing all the english loanwords in japanese with portuguese then getting mad when no one understands
パスワード ＞ パラブラデパセ
ドア ＞ ポルタ
エアコン ＞ アーコンヂィシオ
I wonder if british people ever think it's weird that people worship their slang online so much. Ditto with aussies. I know they often play it up for foreign visitors, but the anglophilia is weird to me. It's always "I love British insults" and never "I love French insults". It's even worse when Canadians try to get in on this and basically reduce themselves to stereotypes even more so than usual.
Why do soccerfootball fans get so defensive about people liking other sports
Ballistic Ximenez, second cousin of Punctual Gomez.
>>181
https://4-ch.net/img/src/1627486711699.png
It looks like a GNU/Linux distro!
However, a lot of the bloat seems to be removed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_features_removed_in_Windows_11
and the android subsystem thing could be pretty cool.
we need to hold DQN accountable
A countable amount of these nuts
A count of both of these: 2
>>184 Monty Python fans have favourite French insults. My favourite French dig is “Il y a du monde au balcon” for when a lady has big breasticles and she's flaunting them
>>187 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, just fucking Linux. Linux with some permissively licensed tools is an operating system unto itself, and doesn't need a GNU system made even less useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and mostly replaceable system components that's still not certified as a fully compliant OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users arguably run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it, but I don't. Through a peculiar turn of events, the system is actually Linux, and I am perfectly aware that it is definitely not the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and I am using it, but it is just the most crucial part of the system I use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is here used in combination with various free userland tools: the whole system is basically Linux with Toybox, musl, and Suckless added, or Linux (+ some other stuff I'll gladly credit if asked). Not all the Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
My dad has met Linus at work once. He said he was a huge asshole.
It was a fun journey doing a ⌘F “speaking of” in every current thought thread
Latias is an underrated cutemon in the west.
>>184
Same thing with southern US dialects. I've grown up my entire life being made fun of for saying "y'all" and now it's trendy on social media. Now when I get made fun for saying it on contrarian anonymous boards, it's not because I have a southern drawl, but because "it's trendy". Had one dude call me a "nigger lover" for saying y'all.
funny how the only people still pretending to give a shit about corona are deranged upper middle class liberal white women with job titles like "deputy assistant director of social media outreach"
deputy assistant director of social media outreach vs assistant to the assistant manager at the movie theater
featuring dante from the devil may cry series
>>192
I used it to call it GNU/Linux because Stallman's writings touched my heart but as I became less and less zealous about FOSS I kept calling it to avoid the copypasta. Im going to kill every fucking penguin in existence if another copypasta exists for the opposite.
>>196
I love how "reckon" is either deep south burger or posh bong and there's no in-between.
Im not gonna have children so I have to polute twice as much
Usain Bolt is the world's fastest man. That doesn't mean he is fast enough to outrun a bullet.
Its sort of weird seeing how popular lolsorandum humour was only 10 years ago. Kevin James was still in major theatrical films at the time.
I wonder if the ironic, dry kinda-mean satire that is popular now will seem alien in another decade.
mvq > mfw
>>198
I think people have accepted it's just another pestilence on our species and that life must go on, even the people living in the "success story" countries are getting sick of the song and dance especially since severe symptoms are often the result of your own negligence at this point.
You know, the HIV/AIDs pandemic is still going on, hunger is still a thing, etc. There's plenty of pestilence leftover from yesterday that nobody gives a shit about anymore. For fucks sake gangrene is still a thing. It is what it is.
Also, I am starting to think those "karen" videos are staged to shape public opinion somewhat, they're framed too perfectly, why would you be recording before the conflict starts?
>>202
we say it on the west coast all the time, the fuck r u on
Metal is one of those things you had to be in a scene to like in my opinion. Half of the fun was going to shows with your pals and trading around the CDs. Just listening to the music without that layer of nostalgia must be awful.
Steve Earle's Townes Van Zandt obsession is both creepy and tiresome.
my zodiac sign and my 血液型 are both pretty accurate but my MBT isnt
science: 0 magic: 1
Uuuuuggghhhh I'm taking a shit!!!!!!
>>211 i went through like a 5 month phase where the only music i'd lift to was alestorm & children of bodom and spotify still will not let me forget it
Babymetal is the best metal band EVER
I just learned how to play this.
Using C++ feels like using a crayon you stole from a toddler to paint the Mona Lisa.
i like some metal but i avoid discussing it, because most of the whiniest baby kind of posts i've ever read on the Internet were discussing metal, like "these lyrics suck dick" or "this isn't metal"
metallurgy increased to level 5
new ability unlocked:
transmute ring (metal)
All the top results for air frying sausage are more or less plagiarisms that tell you to poke holes in 'em because draining fat is "healthy".
Motherfucker if you want less fat don't eat sausage.
know how hard it is to find info on actual whitewashing these days?
>>211
I like how divisive metal and most rock music is but alternative is generally well-liked. Maybe because of how wide the genre is.
Was reading a book about masturbation addiction. Read about limbic system hijacking your thoughts with statements like “I could really do with X right about now,” “I sure do miss doing X,”, and switching to "you" once you notice that. Fast forward a single minute, and a sudden "I want to fucking die" out of nowhere. Suddenly realized that something inside of me really wants me dead.
Often have "I want to nut in my niece" thoughts at random, even though I don't have a niece. And "work work work".
Go read it here if you want to. https://easypeasymethod.org/ It's probably an even more useful if you haven't started yet. His proposals are a bit horrifying though, I read it as "don't horde porn, goy, we are the only one you can ask it from, goy, give us absolute control over information, goy".
usually refraining yourself from abusing sources of instant gratification, be it porn and masturbation or refreshing your twitter feed, is a good thing to do, but some no-nut self-help shit online looks like it was made by people trying to get you to join the most boring cult imaginable.
waiting 4 tha melatonin 2 kick in
>>227
The no-fap stuff is bizarre because you expect it to get traditionally religious but most are secular.
They always bring up Mahatma Gandhi (although he may have been impotent) and Muhammad Ali who obviously had religious motivation. The only usual suspect that seemed secular in their motivation was Tesla.
Kolkata is a very cool city but shame Bengali is the main language.
Getting a doctorate in a social science must suck. You basically have a expensive degree in opinion.
straight outta qwoptions
An expensive degree from the University of Compton
Chris Chan holy shit
i too think it's probably a good thing to not be a chronic masturbator but am offput by nofap guys who basically just replaced "jacking off" with "not jacking off" and spend all their time sitting around thinking about not jacking off
That link talks about those retards, quitting masturbation through willpower is retarded, they are only making things worse. It instead tries to make you realize how retarded and tiring the whole process of masturbation is. "I want to touch my peepee", no you don't, you want to impregnate girls and have kids.
nutting all the time depletes zinc that your body could be using for other things
this dude was chatting mad shit in chaturanga and when I checked his profile it said "I AM 9 YEARS OLD I AM JUST STARTING OUT THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME"
he won too, that's what's most humiliating.
>>239
If it makes you feel any better you might have helped a child prodigy get started.
does anyone else ship kenny and spenny
>>240
He could also be 45 years old pretending to be 9 for psychological warfare
Meghan Markle looks very facefuckable
>>238
exactly, like, your body is just like a battery, you have a finite amount of energy, and exercise just depletes it faster. not exercising just makes you stronger, like not cumming
The science behind abstaining from masturbation is weak, though admittedly it was difficult to find actual research and not journalists who can barely hide their disgust for the "manosphere", though even researchers seem more concerned with the NoFap sites as well. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NoFap#Research_concerning_NoFap_forums_and_followers) Perhaps maybe for the officially branded NoFap site but I don't think people who don't want to masturbate are racist extremists and are at risk of committing violence, perhaps this research is before this kind of language became derided and uncool.
Anyway, most people who claim benefits are mostly self-reporting increased willpower, sex drive, healthier views on women, etc. Like the Teslas and Gandhis before them, perhaps it actually does help certain people achieve their goals but it sounds like a placebo but there is nothing wrong with that, people have believed in stuff like this and it has helped them through almost all of human history.
I don't know what to make of it, I'll just say it can help but it won't empirically do anything. Though, a lot of people who do attempt this sort of thing have obvious addictions and emotional problems that need to be attacked at the root, rather than just stopping whatever action is done, although I don't blame them for trying this as drug addicts often try to quit cold turkey before getting help and many mental health professionals no longer see excessive masturbation and porn addiction as illnesses apparently.
I've read that "anonymous alcoholics" groups don't help them, but actually cause them to engage in drinking even more. Don't remember what the reasoning behind this was, something about them needing pity.
Professionals will approve of whatever their jewish masters will tell them to approve, so who knows.
Bad marriage is probably more harmful for a human than masturbation. This is a trap people around me tend to walk into, they have terrible luck with girls. I almost think I'm better off than them.
Just dont rush into marriage. Try living together before proposing and see if you can stand each-other without the distance
gee
weez
geez
jizz
>>249
At first, I didnt believe you but I cant find any information on wild chimps masturbating.
Even though you're probably taking the piss, I actually think there's some lessons we can take from non-human apes. Theres probably some philosophy mumbo jumbo about great apes being the base form of man.
>>251 i'm taking like, 75% of the piss. i think it's apt to compare jerking off to other easily abused sources of quick dopamine like junk food, weed, shopping, scrolling twitter, etc etc. eating one doughnut won't make you a lardass, jacking off once every few days won't make you a coomer, but it's easy for those occasionally-indulged vices to devolve into full blown addictions, especially when one is using them as a crutch to "self medicate" or avoid dealing with some other issue in their life. and in modern industrial society, we are surrounded 24/7 by sources of quick and cheap dopamine while also being thrust into an environment that makes other forms of self-actualization difficult to achieve. it's hard to begrudge a 9-6 retail wage slave of their nightly spliff when they're working within a system purposely designed so that that's the only form of recreation they have time and energy left for once their shift is over.
time/energy/money
アイスキューブの名に乗るコンプトン出身の狂気なやつ
「失礼な黒人」というバンドから来た
俺の名を呼ぶとソードオフショットガン出てくる
引き金引いたら死体が表して持ち去られてる
What I took away from this is that keeping intelligent animals like apes in zoos is bad.
Seriously though, I dont think nofap helps all that much but noporn can do a lot of good. Men (straight/gay/whatever) often attempt to recreate it, usually with poor results and it can warp views of sex. (e.g. men thinking most women view men as walking dildos, not realizing that women who have sex on camera regularly might have strange views on things, women thinking men want brutal, not-good-feeling sex acts)
The only reason I dont do this is because I have a crush on Angela White. She's really fit for a porn slut
holy shit my life is great
holy shit my life is ok
holy shit chris got arrested
>Chimp in state of nature never jerks off,
lmao i bet u think they never fight either jane goodall
>>259
They dont jerk off often because they have necrophilia, sex with juveniles and members of the same sex in addition to females. We would probably be like this if we had no shame.
ウータンクランは舐めるもんじゃねえ
Has anyone tried learning kanji at the same time as hanzi (or rather, Japanese vocab at the same time as Chinese)? Can it be done? Should it be done?
スリック・リックは「売春婦だと扱うべし」と語った
Surikku Rikku
>>262 if you can keep them separated in your head then it's pretty much just like learning one more reading for the same character/word.
i know the chinese readings of a handful of the most common characters in mandarin that are also used in japanese and it doesn't really mess me up, on the contrary i think it helps mentally cement that character as a semantic unit. it's like if you learned spanish, then learned italian, then found some word that's cognate between both languages that both have an ultimate origin in the same latin word, it helps your total understanding rather than hinders it.
以前のスレッドは、 中国語や日本語の勉強しているんだな人がなかった？ (すみません )
eg
有 is used mainly in compounds in japanese, in chinese it's the common word for "to be"
中国有…
in china there is...
ある is written in kanji like 有る and chinese, like english, lacks the distinction between the copulaic "to be"(です) and "to be" as in "to exist in a certain place" (いる/ある). chinese merchants in the meiji era were stereotyped as speaking a chinese/japanese pidgin that used ある for both senses.
you can write basic sentences in chinese using your japanese IME this way as well
>>265
Oh, I guess that might have been you (?). I guess I'll give it a try then!
if it sucks or is confusing you can always just stop and do it another way, language acquisition is a lifelong process of trial and error even for one's own native language
Considering taking a vacation in Afghanistan. Im not even joking a lot of the surviving ancient stuff looks cool
The real way to kanji mastery is to memorize all the reconstructed Old Chinese, reconstructed Middle Chinese, Yuen Ren Chao's General Chinese spelling, Vietnamese, Korean, and Cantonese readings before you even think of looking at the Mandarin or Japanese.
>>262
a little bit (knew a lot of kanji, but was still studying, and learned some chinese simultaneously). it can be done. i didn't find it to be as hard as i would have thought; they didn't really seem to conflict with each other significantly. if it takes 1 unit of time to learn each separately it takes around 2 units of time to learn 'em together.
imo the ideal is to live in a country that's just corrupt enough that like, you can bribe your way out of a speeding ticket or give the lady at the dmv a bottle of perfume to send your paperwork to the front of the queue, but not so corrupt that 99.5% of the entire country are literal serfs and the president and his inner circle openly take multimillion dollar bribes from exxon mobile
there's a happy medium of corruption that exists in many otherwise high trust, highly interpersonal societies where it almost makes things function better, because it serves as a way for petty officials and ground-level law enforcement to work within the spirit rather than the letter of the law, or as a sword to cut the gordian knot of red tape. most of mediterranean europe is like this. it's normal and praiseworthy and helps keep the power of the state from becoming overreaching.
if i were more twitter-brained i'd describe such a society, where the middle and working class wield low-level corruption as a shield against the encroaching absolutism of the state as "lindy"
古くて汚い私生児
wow it's cold
I did a Japanese module at university, I learned the kana but only about 4 kanji, then changed module to Creative Sound Synthesis because not enough people took the class the next semester and we had to choose something else... and the rest is history
It was the same year I decided I'd say “and the rest is history” at the end of every story, and the rest is history
I still haven't figured out why you'd want to "roll up" a window.
>not mentally search-and-replacing the L word with "niggy"
I still haven't bought a WW2 gas mask.
i wish the imageboard had webm support
>>273
I dont whats more shocking about the Dark Continent, the corruption situation in Equatorial Guinea or the slavery situation and government stance in Mauritania
I'm still so embarrassed that I've been away from 4chan culture for so long but have actually been around it this whole time without knowing because of you guys. I thought sneed was a dqn meme. I thought based was something you guys made up.
also the zoomer/zoomzoom thing. I didn't realize that was a 4chan insult either. I thought the gtfo zoomers guy just had a uniquely anti-zoomer bias
at this point I've seen that guy get multiple times more (YOU)s than I've seen him post, maybe it's time to retire mentioning it
>>287,288
Aww, I thought the zoomer guy was a 4-ch special too. I still have no idea what "sneed" means.
huh, looks like my neetbux got extended well into college
wonder how that's going to work out
It made me laugh too much that even in the UK they have mostly black people in KFC commercials
>>281 Driving a car through the countryside when the farmers have been spreading muck
Had a laugh because somebody got called artistic and my director said "only if you say it with a new york accent". He sneakily called some little kid autistic.
As far as I'm concerned no one born after 2000 counts as human and the last surviving human beings died in 2012.
>>287 imageboards are honestly downstream of twitter and discord these days, it's weird and disconcerting but it is what it is
Ooh yeah I had Fido Dido stationery at school, happy memories
England = Rose
Scotland = Thistle
Ireland = Shamrock
Wales = Leek? Daffodil? Ah who knows just stick a dragon on it
>>251
literally the first result of "wild chimps masturbating" was a paper about chimps masturbating in the wild with a prominent picture of a monkey masturbating on the second page and this quote:
> There was no significant difference in the occurrence of masturbation between wild living versus semi-free and captive living species
>>301
I got this (http://www.mehergutta.com/masturbation/), buzzfeed type sites and porn sites.
>>302
That's odd, maybe you're searching for exact match. Here's the paper though https://www.researchgate.net/publication/259005786_Male_Masturbation_in_Nonhuman_Primates
Is it more important to 2GET, or to call >>1 a brown-star bottom bitch? Assume that both options are valid.
look at all the sick people that walk out of a hospital and that'll tell you everything you need to know about modern medicine
C.S.A. General Robert E. Lee (honorary Asian)
>>306
i think most people walking out of hospitals are going to be an assortment of hospital employees, doctors ending their shift, family members accompanying their sick relatives and at the end, patients who may or may not be discharged before going through full recovery
Im not a goth autist but black lipstick especially on a brown girl is incredibly sexy
I said that to my girlfriend once, then later she thought I DELIBERATELY punched her in the mouth
sure
Minstrel shows rule
did new squeekz change the display name or am i the (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) of the week
no, we just all collectively decided to use the (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) name from now on
Maybe I should start a personal wiki/blog/website.
this is a weird name
Finally. I've been waiting for this since September 8228th.
Reading ITT as 痛ってって
Poles were a mistake
Polish girls are kinda hot in the inbred blonde way, the English do it better but those poles usually have better attitudes
fuck am i a namefag too now
If there's been an unactionable life lesson of the past decade, it's that I used to trust and/or respect far many more people than I do now, and each and every one of the fucking assholes deserved the loss, but it's also left me almost entirely alone and vulnerable on this barren earth.
Can you imagine it? Just have your arm hooked up to an IV of fluids that's the size of a garage, and your stomach pumped full of bland edible paste at regular intervals while everything else is fed the lies of the machine.
Then disappear for large majorities of your life into a world where everything is what you want it to be.
barcode dick, lightsaber dick, anteater face, that bent knee pose
What filth is this
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) is sort of how I pronounce the number 2
ass
So when are we getting our own vtuber?
If by vtuber you mean vagina tuber like someone who lays their tube in vaginas, I've always been here!
>>332
I've been planning a debut... but I intend to keep my power level hidden.
gaston is illiterate, yet makes a spot-on usage of the word "expectorating"
delta plus home edition extreme 2007 featuring dante from the devil may cry series
I really tried to get into cricket, but im just not desi enough
I came here and thought (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) -kun was samefagging for like 10 posts in a row
NTR fans especially the Blacked / bully crowd are weird and obnoxious the weirdness especially with the edits on twitter
why do i keep having gay dreams about this guy
this time, i tried hugging him when I knew he was disarmed, and he dug his fingers into my back (OUCH!) which made me wake up
Im bored. I think I'll get mass married in that moonie church.
SEA women with large/fake tits are wonderful!
Not all faggots are as fabulous as you
Chanterelles are here. Time to enjoy them while I can.
time to get back in the dating pool. time to get back in the local EAI scene
flat_chest huge_ass femdom
oops wrong tab
son of a bitch, I didn't realize browsers deleted flash saves along with flash. digital holocaust!
eating nettle root and pine pollen and not jerking off
the guy who correctly answered gamestop to the jeopardy question it was the answer to probably made more money off GME than most people who bought GME did
driving to pick up a wheelwriter! yeah!!
I feel nothing.
Can I get by with English in Goa or should I learn some Konkani
I haven't wiped my ass but I need to
>>351
turned out to be something else entirely, but it works fine and was free so who cares
vc: thow
That must've been the juiciest silverfish I ever crushed with the tuning knob of a portable shortwave radio receiver!
Go to any country on the Snapchat world map and click around the cities. Chances are you'll find Arabs. If not today, then tomorrow. Mongolia? Arabs. Cameroon? Arabs. Colombia? Arabs. Alaska? Arabs. France? Oh you better believe there are Arabs.
youmu's eyes are BLUE, stop drawing them green just because it matches her outfit!
>>358
oh, you want blue eyes? best i can do is black ;)
>>357
Arabs & older millenials are the only ones who still use snapchat
It is good to know.
It's not unlikely that we'll see triple-digit current thoughts threads before all of this is over. That feels weird.
I look at my monitor and think I'm talking with people.
I look at photos of girls and think I'm looking at girls.
One time I saw a picture of a pipe and thought it was really a pipe and tried to pick it up but it was just a picture 😅 I laughed so much I just had to draw a picture of it
You ever think that we (westerners) technically already live in a post-apocalypse world because of the fall of the classic civilizations?
The cricket in [country] articles on Wikipedia are written much more loosely than most of the site. I don't even like Cricket that much but Cricket writing are fun reads
If things go way they're going. Space Jam 2 will be a catastrophic box office bomb if you account for advertising and merchandise
In my dreams a lot of people* seem to revere/revile me as some sort of resistance hero. But in real life I feel like I'd be the first to fold when the Nazis pull out a fingernail....
*Technically not usually humans
Well the only thing I managed to do was set me own arse on fire, guv
How are things even fallacies
>>370
All practical arguments are fallacious. The things we want to talk about are usually complicated, and we can't really make crisp and logically sound arguments about them.
fuck that is a lot of smoke actually, this sucks
if i ever get doxxed
feel free to come over to my place, i'll make you food
Send me a pizza!
The longer you e-stalk people, the more you ruin your chances of ever having a positive relationship with them.
Boku no Hubschrauber-san
i feel like this default name would say the n word the most
i should stop programming and find a job
a
i
no teema (miko miko nurse)
"Well, you know who else hated tobacco? King James VI of Scotland and I of England!"
Wow! It's time to fucking die.
I've been really enjoying seeing the front page image change every once in a while. It really livens things up and brightens my day when I stop by and it's something cool and new.
I've started checking it each time I visit instead of going to a board directly.
keinepoint.jpg
it's still learning through immersion, even if you are only watching anime with subtitles
Black girls with straight hair and desi girls are amazing
>>385
No subbies would be immersion AND the site you download it from is in Japanese as is your OS. Now that's immersion!
Plus learning from the type of anime you guys watch will make you talk weird
>>387
sorry, i just had the thought churning around in my head and had to let it free
Cricket needs to develop native non-desi/afghan players if they want these "emerging countries" to really take a liking to the game.
Germany's captain is named Venkatraman Ganesan for goodness sake, this sort of thing turns off the locals.
Also give the Netherlands Test status.
People are such babies about animal abuse
Accept the pain
Taking a dirt nap in the bathroom
the anus beckons...
It's horseshit how ambiguous Creative Commons NC is.
now ive seen zoomers trying to "cancel" misato from NGE for the "adult kiss" thing and its like they missed the entire point of the show
misato was an emotionally stunted alcoholic who only knew how to express affection via sex
shinji jacked off on comatose asuka
asuka was a physically and emotionally abusive BPD basket case
gendo gaslit literal teenagers including his own son into becoming child soldiers and made emotionless fuckdoll clones of his dead wife
kaworu was gay
NONE of them are supposed to be "good people", they were all fucked up in their own way, that's what war does to you, that's the fucking point you utter donkeys
SUSHI TUNA
>>396 yeah i should stop taking things i read on that site so seriously tbh
cancel white people now please
cancel my order, i dont need that 5th grandpa thread
I support mandatory vacations
Blind date DQN edition
so i heard disgaea 6 sucks
unavoidable prairie
help I'm surrounded by normalshits again
>bragging about all the milfs they've fucked
>can barely handle high school math
are himbos real?
they're real and they should be protected
Himbos. The offspring of a jambo and a hib
Shocked that print magazines still exist
Barack Obama is gonna buy the Young Bucks
籠球民族
小帽子族
商人
vc: nige
商人 looks like 黒人
商 looks like a distressed man wearing a funny hat
It feels like every theory eventually ends up being about the 小帽子族
Did anyone else notice the front page photo changed??
It's pretty!
Gonna start chewing gum
>>416
Oh wow.
How long ago did it change, I always go to frames directly.
updating firefox somehow broke reddit and twitter completely
Whoever put up the "Georgia Guidestones" seriously overestimated people's willingness to obey signs.
and pixiv too
crap
>>421
I always thought those were just an art project even as someone who leans more conspiratorly
> In June 1979, a man using the pseudonym R. C. Christian approached the Elberton Granite Finishing Company on behalf of "a small group of loyal Americans", and commissioned the structure.Christian explained that the stones would function as a compass, calendar, and clock, and should be capable of "withstanding catastrophic events". Joe Fendley of Elberton Granite assumed that Christian was "a nut" and attempted to discourage him by providing a quote for the commission which was several times higher than any project the company had previously taken, explaining that the guidestones would require additional tools and consultants. To Fendley's surprise, Christian accepted the quote.
lol that's awesome
>>424
Christian can afford it now that he has that AEW money
Boogleman's crooked branch
broken branch ancestors cry
Did England go to crap - or was it always crap? You decide!
>>423 I think it's meant to be serious and I find the ideals listed on them repugnant, but it smells more like the naïve arrogance of an individual (or indeed small group) who isn't as well educated as he believes and can't think past stage one, yet believes his conclusions universal.
The apparently aborted time capsule project, poor spelling and grammar, and reference to "an age of reason" (betraying an unawareness that this name is already claimed) is what makes me lean that way.
>>428
It was always crap.
>>428
Yes, but the 1200s were vc:horkudge on everyone.
>>429 Do you find everything listed on it repugnant? I gathered it was organised by a local masonic lodge, erected during the cold war, as guidelines for the survivors of a nuclear apocalypse (as in after the population has already been decimated, rather than a call to depopulate to below 500,000,000)
I think I'm going to cry!
>>432 Yes.
And I find the Malthusean call to intentionally cap the species population at an arbitrary number (and in favor of some wishy-washy ideal of "nature" at that) more reprehensible than even the call to eugenics.
I do not believe it is meant to say cull anyone, rather that it is worded vaguely (poorly) in an attempt at profundity; whoever composed it likely had no foundation in classical grammar and rhetoric nor, dare I say, wit or philosophy.
The translations on it are not very good, incidentally.
Huh, I wonder what happened to FCH
> He dropped the all caps gimmick.
Okay, don't have to think about him till next decade. Ciao!
big ass hornet flew into the bathroom while i was trying to shit
I dont know what to believe.
Peg me britt
The paranoia sometimes sets in when I realize how much data is collected on people, but nobody important cares unless you're a snowden type person
It feels like 50% of .onion sites have something to do with Lain, even if it's just about technology there's some gay Lain theme or at least banner.
the answer is the moops
check the post number
Why'd someone hate a train
Farting up some mad tootbux
Everything feels so homogenized these days.
But also sterile, as though pasteurized
I hate myself.
>>451
Are you going to tell us why exactly, or are we going to keep having to listen to vague expressions of self-loathing?
2 people in my city I actually know died right after taking vaccine. Thinking it's safe, harmless, and necessary is just plain wrong. A coworker of relative, and somebody living near a friend of a relative. There are probably more cases, but I don't watch news, and nobody will let those into news.
Belly baby
>>454
Honestly. Im more apprehensive of long term effects, check back in 20 years if we all get lung cancer or something.
Joe Root is my new god
>>454
On the flipside I know two people in my county who died from coronavirus and I live in a fairly rural area. The wife of a local shopkeeper and an acquaintance of my mother. Then again they were both pretty old and one had a stroke a few years ago.
sex
Goethe was a pervert
Whatever happened to the goatse guy?
>>461
His name is Kirk Johnson and he's well known in certain amateur porn communities. I found two forum threads claiming he died recently (one in 2006 and one in 2012) but neither seems trustworthy.
Brian Peppers vs Kirk Johnson
The goatse guy's reputation has soiled those of Kirks forever; now they're all suspected anal expansionists.
Did they ever find out about the goatse guy's spouse?
Its a bizarre catch 22 I find myself in. I am not following my dream career because I dont want to regret not starting a family/relationship when im old because of the extremely poor work life balance in said profession.
I hope I dont regret not doing that to avoid regrets.
I caught the fetish for stealthily removing condoms.
I dont think I'll be happy until HIV is involved
>>465
You post on DQN, thus you will never start a family/relationship.
Go chase that dream career! ( ˃ ∀˂)
Need me a PAJG (phat ass Jewish girl)
banned from facebook for ???
at the worst possible time, too
The pro-Taliban sentiment in Internet right wing/"post-left" circles that is meant to be anti-imperialist is ironically an extremely Amero-Eurocentric POV
>>470
Regardless of your views on fundamentalist Islam, life under the Taliban sounded bone-crushingly boring. What an awful existence
>>472
The thing about sex that few know is that you don't actually stick your dick into the butt cheeks
>>468
The arab looking ones or the slav-whiteish looking ones
What is a smart pig? Will the smart pig obediently wait for his turn to get slaughtered? Or will it try to escape?
Smart pig is born into blockchain, has pigcoin tattooed on its neck
What comes after accepting that you've failed at life?
>>478
me, inside you (no condom)
>>478
Having fun with your situation and enjoying your time left
they call nsfw but what if you work in the porn industry
i just masturbated
"memoirs of a geisha is just mean girls for gay weebs"
so..... last i checked the usa wasn't actually completely taking troops out of afghanistan until the end of august, what happened? lol
i think im gonna make a net out of this leftover hemp cord any advice?
"No I'm just saying that true Western academics of ancient Chinese classics should make a stab at romanizing Old and Middle Chinese instead of some arbitrary standard Mandarin."
This time... it's doopee time
having a fucked up circadian rhythm suuuuuccccks
tried to have an energy drink midday to keep me awake til nightfall so i could sleep til morning and reset my schedule but it made me only be able to sleep for like 5 hours so here i am at 1:30 am, significantly worse for wear for only having slept 5 hours out of the last like 30
>>491
Any idea on how to pass the time when you're up alone? Im so bored and feel unproductive
>>492 tired-but-can't-sleep is kind of a bad mode for doing what I'd prefer to diddle away time doing, like video games, (fulfilling) reading, or learning a skill.
I may have picked up translation and proofreading as a hobby because your work is very one-and-done, plus you come across interesting things. But it's also a bitch to check your work when you're so tired, you make sloppier mistakes than you intend.
Some people have found success just daydreaming themselves back to sleep, though. Wish I could!
(and I've suffered this all my life, I don't really have a solution, just a million hobbies that I'll never be any good at)
>>494 i suffered with insomnia for a long time too but there's some supplements that may help, namely L-theanine, glycine, inositol, magnesium, zinc. eat less simple carbs, cut out all caffeine, get some physical exercise once a day. even at times when i'm awake at night and sleeping during the day doing all those things helps my sleep quality by a lot. melatonin is a scam and probably makes things worse in the long run, like how taking steroids makes your body produce less endogenous testosterone.
cutting ALL caffeine at any time of day is important if you have insomnia, just doing a "no caffeine after noon" rule or something doesn't help much because the half-life of caffeine in the body is about 40 hours.
disclosure: i am >>491, i haven't been exercising due to an injury so ive been having trouble sleeping.
when i do ALL of those things consistently my sleep quality is really good but honestly it's hard to keep up with
imagine a legend of zelda game except every so often a gimmicky enemy/encounter appears to force you to grind a bit before proceeding the story, then navi dutifully informs you that you can spend real life money on a slot machine that has a chance of letting you skip the grind and it's so fucking gay and frustrating because the story is actually interesting and you really want to finish it
It seems like there is no in-between of no interest in trains and hardcore foamer lifers, for people not working in the industry anyway.
Train simulators are almost esoteric especially considering the model of the train changes how you control it, though the principle with the brakes and throttle is the same in most models of electric locomotives, but how this is done changes with each model. Not to mention that if it's a modern game the complete experience can cost thousands of dollars and for older/open-source things like Microsoft Train Simulator mods aren't organized well and often are paywalled.
It's either like that or a completely boring business management sim, there are few games for people who just want to pleasantly explore routes.
I watched one of those clickbait iceberg videos, about AVGN of all things. 0/10 no mention of interracial cuckolding or those embarassing /tv/ stories
Yizza boy
I love staying up all night, when I have time off work my favourite thing to do is stay up till 5am smoking the ganja and making art and music.!
Come mister taleban, behead mi banana
>>502
All-nighters can be fun but they leave you feeling like an angry loner if done too much
自爆霊 would be a good name for an exploding ghost enemy in a video game
I made gyudon for dinner and asked my wife if she wanted extra sauce. She said no. I then asked if she wanted extra green onion. She said yes.
>>507
Take it you marked her afterwards, if you know what I mean.
ordering a pair of glasses online and laughing at the "SPH" column
german bodybuilders be like: ja ja, today ich will machen ze benchenpressen und ze totenliften
I finally bought some h-manga from my favourite artist because it was on sale and im conflicted about uploading it
中国語の重量挙げに関する用語はかっこよくて意味つかみやすいけどなぜか日本語の用語は大体ただ英語ののカタカナ表記。表外字が多いけど、十中八九同じ意味の常用漢字がちゃんとあるから不思議…
挺挙 - クリーンアンドジャーク。「挺」は中国語で「耐える、立つ、直き」の意味を含むらしいのでその三文字の中でどれでもいいと思う。この挙げ（リフト）を実際試した者は解る、これがまさに「耐え挙げ」なんだ。
抓挙 - スナッチ。もし表外字の「抓」を同じ意味の「掴」にして送り仮名を付けたら「掴み挙げ」。そうしたら意味がつかみやすくなるんでしょう？
硬拉 - デッドリフト。既に全文常用漢字から問題なし。
臥推 - ベンチプレス。中国語は日本語とまちまちで「推す」は「物理的に圧力を付けて」の意味を含むので日本人の見慣れた「押す」にしたらそしてスナッチと同様に常用にして送り仮名つけたら「伏せ押し」。
頭頂推挙 - オーバヘッドプレス。肩押しかも。ここはまた中国語と日本語との物理的の意味違いがある。「推挙」は中国語で「物理的に物を押す」けど日本語で「お進め」の意味を含む。大体「プレス」の英単語を「押す・押し」にしたらいいと思う。
Mike Matei is the definition of based
I want McDonald's
aphex_twin_-_i_want_sex.mp3
My alopecia spot looks like mongolia
Im gonna flip up every asian girls skirt I see and shave their pubes. Thats it.
I Shaved Her Pubes With Hanlon's Razor
how can air be itchy?
eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
poe's law but for online QUILTBAGs
>>525
i, for one, am NOT and i was shocked to learn that you are
shocked, i tell you
>>526
nothing wrong with being bald, but i figure either me, you or shii should statistically be balding already
Just found out that "Dream" is the modern version of what "Pewdiepie" was back in the early-mid 2010s, except much fatter.
lolcat image that says "im in ur country, fucking ur women"
I have pretended to be mentally retarded for the past 7 years.
>>529
Cheating at minecraft is serious, news-worthy business
お魚のお目々は一番美味しいとこなんや!
vc: dame
I have a nice Beatles sort of hairdo. I just want to say thank you to my mum who didn't let me get dreadlocks or dye it purple when I was 14 like I wanted to, that would have been an embarrassing mistake, thank you mummy
Painstakingly faithful reconstruction of Jodorowsky's vision of Dune
in The Sims 3
what happened to that guy who would post summarized descriptions of stuff from the ctrl+v thread like he was a screen reader for blind people
rhythm jigoku
rhythm jukujo
rhythm shikoshiko
rhythm tanjo raibusutorimu
rhythm nakadashi!
rhythm samishen
petition to put gengaozo in umineko
/dqn/ just passed 100000 onions in the frying pan!
I know I asked for extra onions but that's ridiculous...
I looked up François Cevert from that decapitated people list, and made myself sad ;_;
POP MY COCK OFF! C'MAN M8, POP MY COCK OFF! POP IH OFF!
how are they still re-releasing skyrim, who is playing this game still
>>549
Todd Howard: "Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it!"
Todd made the georgia guidestones
>>549
There aren't many options for traditional sword and sorcery fantasy games these days.
Untapped niche in preclassical themed open world games, the history literally isn't reliable, go nuts
Boy there are some really sad pathetic people in the world who don't realise it
had a really intense dream that i was fucking a cute trap and biting his neck and ears and woke up with my pillow pinned underneath me and my dick shoved into it
that's what i get for mixing glycine and creatine before bed
was browsing wikipedia and read "cult practice" as "cute pirate." probably means it's time to sleep
I have a large collection of digital manga, but it's hard to pick out what to read, I don't know if I should put them in calibre to give them tags to make it easier to pick what to read or if I should use some online service like MAL or something
>>555 People who hate Morrissey so much they post every single day on a Morrissey fan forum about how much they hate him
立派な is such a cool word
8 cans of cod liver should be enough to make me sick of eating them for a while.
The media wants to kill rugby so badly
I know a girl that kinda likes me but shes an overdramatic crybaby. Its cute and even moe now but do you think it'll get old/annoying?
>>566
It will of course get annoying but you should still have hot sweaty sex with cute moe moe girl.
I'm not a CM Punk fan but that pop felt good
HOLY SHIT GOATSE JUST DEBUTED ON RAMPAGE AFTER 22 YEARS INACTIVE
Do you ever wonder if Kirk is someone rich and powerful
wow, feeling lethargic today
A "Goatse is #AllElite" graphic
flat_chest huge_ass tanlines
oops i thought this was askjeeves
remember when video games were made to be fun instead of made to sell lootboxes
aaa i want to hold and kiss a cute boy...
;_;
same
Barbecue is the most overrated terrible sauce in the world.
Prestidigestive
jackoff all trades, master of none
I was shocked by the extent of pokemon merchandise.
The mix of kids toys and plushies with adult home decor, jewelery and then otaku stuff like 1:8 figures of marnie is weird. I dont know any other franchise with such a wide audience.
EVA kinda rivals pokemon in merchandise though, Nintendo doesnt make DIY stuff like buckets as far as I can tell
>>581
I was imagining more like the iconic photo but this is good too.
Should I buy the new pokemon game?
>>536
I did the first set, but then my real-world circumstance changed and I can't stay up so late on the internet any more. There was another dqn who kept going for longer, but I imagine something similar happened to them.
"Geek"/"nerd" stuff, even the "cool" stuff like mainstream gaming gets kinda sad the older you get. Seeing people in their late 30s/40s react to trailers and get excited for new moneysinks, etc feels weird and is making me reconsider my hobbies.
This isn't "haha cringe manbabies", its not cringe or whatever, its odd to me, I dont really know how to describe it
my boss just saw this and was about to fire me before i pointed out to him that it was only rated "questionable"
I miss the old (western) h-game scene. trolling around hongfire for mods and tools for 3DCG 3 and the like was fun, good times.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/57001416 i wanna read this manga about a cute ghost girl but i cant find it anywhere
Mao kind of freaks me out, I want to say his heart was in the right place but even the CCP has acknowledged that a lot of his agenda hurt China, I dont think those commies have ever admitted they were wrong aside from that.
I dont even understand how the methods used in the Cultural Revolution were supposed to reach their goals, especially destroying ancient stuff.
Say what you will about the insanity of the Kim family, but at least their administrative work is consistent with their ideologies.
Also, the picture of Il-sung on Wikipedia right now looks like a lot like Jong-un, he's his grand-son all-right.
>but at least their administrative work is consistent with their ideologies.
Well, at least until porky more or less abandoned the self-sufficiency tenet of juche
>>591
The good news is there was a free version up. The bad news is the service was discontinued. You may or may not be able to obtain a secondhand copy of the magazine まんが４コマぱれっと （２０１６年７月号） where it was published in its entirety.
>>593
The funny thing about Asian Communist dictatorships is that it's not substantially different from the despotism from time immemorial, and they can regress to that whenever they feel like it. It's mainly the labels on everything that have changed and a skepticism towards traditions (some of which were, in fact, backwards).
NK kept the mythic ancestry sort of woo-woo and the Xi era is flirting with state qigong.
(Mao weirdflexed about killing more scholars than Qin.)
South Korean instagram model bullying a plain North Korean woman with her fake tits, physically
Curious about sonicating my balls
farewell, senn 280s ya had the better sound but these new ones actually don't clamp my ugly elephant ears o7
lol I use shitty $50 amazon bluetooth headphones and the difference isn't worth the price for good headphones
i think i have a very slight people repellent aura
Hello operator, give me no man's land
>the Xi era is flirting with state qigong.
Probably because he was sent Down to the Countryside and thus internalized rural folk religion
Everybody hurts...............sometimes...
9/11 was a consequence of toxic masculinity
Wow, I'm actually completely exhausted for once!
>>604
Toxic feminity is why nobody watches womens football
SCOTTISH NATIONAL PARTY = TOXIC SCOTSULINITY
Gold ship reminds me of takane
virgin two-state solution of graven image haters vs chad canaanist statuary
people still care about burial huh
burial the dubstep producer or burial the ritual to commemorate the dead?
just me and my little bubble (2x30min commute where i mostly listen to iosys and sometimes mosaic.wav, briefly interrupted by staring into my books and not talking to anyone). look at me, im an adult
I know nostalgia is a powerful thing, but IOSYS lyrics are really dated, at least their Touhou songs have really mid 2000s lelsorandum lyrics
>>613 only a portion of their (or should I say ARM's?) otaku stuff is like that; they're way too versatile to make a blanket statement like that. Anyway, a lot of that is strictly from their gimmick of including trends and Internet memes, most of which aren't keepers of course ("agepoyo tonight" would be the perfect example, that word almost didn't exist after a year).
Their more serious stuff is still based, but it's not what they're known for. And their comedy lyrics can be pretty damn clever, too, but it doesn't usually come across in translation, because most of the translators are not qualified.
Odd how Colin Powell is the featured personage of one of the oldest Internet memes in active use.
How do I learn how to arrange music? I'm pretty sure I should start out by improving at the piano first, but after that it seems such a huge challenge that I'm not certain where to start. I might have to pick up some music theory, but I would prefer not to go through an entire music degree (or the equivalent in effort) just to make some nice-sounding 2hu covers...
>>616
There is an endless well of things you could improve at, but the 80/20 is to focus on improvisation (rather than technique) and (for electronically sequenced music) learning to play with effects and dials and automating them until your timbres sound good. The latter is the part I couldn't bring myself to do, as it takes a lot of listening carefully.
I assume you just naturally jam out if it's good.
A semester or two worth of theory is great for improvisation (and adding a little composition of your own, like say if you write a countermelody, it'd be recognizably yours). Advanced theory doesn't really help, although there are YouTube channels for that if you want some exposure to it without dry texts.
But again, it's an endless well and I only touched on the two things I think would help, knowing damn well I could be wrong.
>>616
Have a refined taste in music. From there on just look whatever software allows you to draw notes and stuff
went biking with my dad
>>618 This, having an eclectic music taste and seeing all the different ways you can do things gives you the best tools to make fresh interesting music. Try playing along to songs you like and making up your own parts over the top!
The high profile "muh mental health" stuff especially from athletes sounds like "I dont want to be challenged socially"
Damien Rice O
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
>NK kept the mythic ancestry sort of woo-woo
I dont get the vibe that Jong-un believes his own hype like his dad did, especially with him un-retiring a title/role that "died" with one of his fathers, but he definitely maintains the outward appearances of it.
Man, I miss Jong-il. He was fun crazy.
>>622 Ahh... Cannonball makes me think of a girl I loved once...
Hmm, I guess I do think about Jesus a lot
Makise Kurisu in a labcoat
Numbers are out of order in US keyboards. The "0" is on the right, while it should be on the left.
>>629
I'm pretty sure 1-0 is used everywhere around the world, not just the states... A single line of numbers was a bad idea anyways, the numpad is much more comfortable.
>>626 it's all about jesus
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me. Today I need something more sub-sub-subsubstantial.
>>625
For me, it's Volcano
tatoeba = daddyfuck in certain slavic languages
I only heard "Remind Me" on the Geico ad until I looked it up yesterday.
I can't help thinking the chick in the video is cute despite that it's supposed to be soulless diagram art, but maybe my standards have been lowered by that god-awful "humans of flat" style outta silicon valley.
maybe
i like how in seven samurai the big secret of the "weirdly enthusiastic guy that no one had heard of before and joins the team last" is that he isnt ACTUALLY a samurai and in magnificent seven the secret is that he's black(irish)
this whole ass country is almost a suburb
ass is hometown
weird how constant this place remains
most others disappear or eventually change beyond all recognition, but this one just... stays...
>>642 It's all thanks to you, when you die I'll have no one to talk to and this place will fall apart
Got pozzed again yesterday (moderna), just woke up in the middle of the night feeling weird. Best case, I just need to pee; worst case, fever dream time!
jacobin magazine calling juan posadas "quixotic"
im pretty sure they just wanted to cram that word in there because he was latino unless intergalactic dolphin communism has something to do with chuuni delusions of a chivalric age long past
Today I was shaking my penis after peeing and a pee drop went up then fell down onto the tip of my penis
I only pee while sitting
i want to nut in a cute girl so deep that my cum goes up the fallopian tubes and fertilizes every single egg at once and she gives birth to 100,000 of my babies like a spider
same
was the reason for the old 2ch convention of breaking up links so the board software didn't parse them as links all just to make it easier on people using a text based browser and hitting tab to scroll from thread to thread
just seein which touhou words my ime knows
紅魔館
白玉楼
八雲紫
西行寺ゆゆ子
永遠亭
鄧小平理論
一国二制度
中国特色社会主義思想
hey
huh
feature request: add ruby tags
Yes, I see the messages you left on my private guestbook you creepy ass stalker.
>>659
be more careful with your name/address/ssn next time!
Why is everyone so horny?
its nice to have urges
Holy shit I hate serious gamers
There was a DQN who was going to draw 10,000 drawings... whatever happened to him?
i feel like a niwaka playing touhou music from youtube instead of just opening the game and playing it from the in-game jukebox
Let's get married.
I want 3 kids.
dude xml lmao
Sneed
"attempt it solo" turning into "attemp* ** *olo" in the party chat of a certain game is the funniest instance of the "scunthorpe problem" i've encountered to date
islamo-shintoism: among the 80,000 kamigami, allah(sws) is the most high, the chief among all of them
I ♥ Haters
Holy shit I just got "Aladdin Sane"
Corporations? More like copro rations.
british femboys be like: today's chuwusday innit lads
I used to pronounce “segue” like “fugue” but now I pronounce “fugue” like ”segue”for shits and giggles
fug way
:--DDD
summerfags BTFO by the advent of SEPTEMBER
>>684
the latter is really the more severe of the two...
pot of sneed
Love Korean food? Suck my dick. I'll buy you some of you do.
idea: meguca-like liveposting, but for textboards
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOUGHT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
>>687 gochujang is just spicy miso, bibimbap is just donburi with an egg, no more brother wars
i like sucking dick but i also want a girlfriend
>>687
I like Korean BBQ. It's usually a fun night out too
>>691
Get a girl (male) who can provide you both
>>691
is this about that twink boyfriend with a twin sister tweet
the fucker still reverberated within my mind
dont want to be a girl, but i do want to be a housewife
>>695 you could have solid iambic hexameter with a little more work
>>694 i wasnt thinking of that specifically at the time but i know the exact tweet you mean and it haunts my mind, too
Notes and Queries January 6 1894 is a bit spicy
Why do Koreans soak their rice before turning it into flour by blending for rice cakes instead of just milling the rice while dry then adding water?
If you think about it, porn is pretty much pro wrestling, down to western Japanese purists
cranking one out to muscular pro westlers, like fellas often do. no homo.
why the fuck everything got carageenan in it
I wonder if you should really pronounce "interface" the same as "in her face".
I'm the graphical user in her face
Any performative public book readers here? C'mon, don't be shy.
gruppa krovi > fortunate son
>>707 I deliberately hide what I'm reading in case people think I'm doing that
>>707
i feel like reading has only led me to have a more difficult life and i would not recommend it
Has anyone else been getting really bad youtube recommendations recently?
Im afraid to even ask what happened in the link sharing thread
A HAT IN TIME CAN GO FUCK ITSELF
>>713 Yeah creepy, I used to think someone was stalking me here, maybe they were!
DuckDuckGo has some gnarly stuff on image results, especially looking for medical stuff. Be careful in public
Is this about the websight posted in the fusianasan thread? I put the name into google and found the guestbook, and left a message there for fun, sorry if that seemed creepy :(
wut
Shove those twelve matchsticks up your arse, puzzle guy
the best part about this place is that you can instantly tell every single professor is pro-israel in some capacity
TF2 is one of those games that I delete out of frustration but then want to play again the next day.
I also think it's amusing that it retained a cult following more than most of its competitors. I'm gonna see if people still play Quake too.
why the fuck would i care what u thots would say, u hoes look like somebody smashed ur face
My face looks like this because I got drunk and I ran into my friend's elbow when he was telling a story ;_;
Why are black people obsessed with Piccolo
ah yes, 9yo non-US second-grade monitor review youtube
what a place
>ah yes,
...........
ah no
I can't wait until Applebees starts making commercials that start with "ah yes,"
>>712
I have been getting things like "A Leftist Reading of Seasons 1-8 of Roseanne"
"Brutal Paws of Fury- The Worst Fighting Game"
"Fallout 4 OP Automatic Weapons Build" - 2 years old
"Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss: The Saga of The Tramp Stamps" Complete with the white-woman-with-colored-hair commentary youtuber "can you believe this" face??
"Aliens: Fireteam Elite Angry Review" Angry Joe in 2021????
"Smart House, I Have Some Questions For You Full Movie Review" A review of a fucking disney channel movie
A shitload of AVGN videos
"The Todt Family Murders: Part 3: Tony Todt's Letter" Another white-woman-with-colored-hair except this one is making the true crime fake concerned face (this is on a RLM video)
The weird part is that these are always the 1st recommendation. Almost like they're planted to annoy me.
>>730
It was years ago when the only things youtube would recommend me were songs I already listened to before, shit reaction channels and shit reviewers. I've been browsing youtube in incognito ever since.
>>725 they self insert as gohan with his absent dad and see him as a father figure
or maybe it's just that he's an outsider & a "minority" but who's still cool and powerful and respected
Later in life, my uncle enjoyed a lively career as a circus solenoid
>>730
i've watched all of those videos, ask me anything
Ashiba shuba wyvren
The world would be a better place if Twitter had no trending tab
Did full-length doujin scanlations slow down because lack of cons or did they get paywalled
the only drug i need to get high on - the only bong i need to smoke out of, is life :)
>>739 add weed and speed and you can appreciate a lot more of life, more deeply, in a shorter space of time!
Out there somewhere is a furry who tries to get extra shots of the vaccine in an effort to become a walking lizard
My friend got me a plant as a housewarming jift and I've had to keep remembering to water it. Now I know how those teenage mothers feel!
Dire Straits is the greatest American rock band
I am being 100% serious with this question. Are Persians as big of cuckolds as Arabs?
>>730
An addendum: https://youtu.be/bsmmBHZYPfA
I am not Korean nor have ever watched videos about it.
Im getting baited by google
schizophrenic racists and trans girls are the internet equivalent of "first the jews, then the blacks". in america there's a weird phenomenon where turn of the century jewish neighborhoods often ended up as black neighborhoods a few decades later. so stuff like touhou and disgaea that used to be mainstays of weird /jp/ schizoid floor shitters are now beloved by trannies, or maybe it's just that /jp/ users all became trannies at some point
I think Touhou in particular is just so widespread in popularity online that you can attribute it to a lot of subcultures online.
suntanned cirno getting beaten to death by the scarlet police ghetto patrol for being black
Darcia
strange sense of respect for self aware trannies
>>747
i think there were shitton of dysphoric people on 4chan who didn't really understand it all that well back in the day. there was definitely a pre-tumblr gender discourse phase were some people were crossdressing "as a joke" , some of them would migrate to more tolerant spaces and take their hobbies with them. some of them would become extremely racist femboys which is probably the funniest outcome.
north korea is based because the first few paragraphs of kim il-sung's article accuses him of being an imposter
立ち上がって旧社会を打ち倒せ、ドーキューン同志よ！失う物は鎖しかないのだ！
クリンジ
I sort of regret not learning Japanese when I was younger but unless you're like a hardcore VN fan there's not much that hasn't been translated.
Don't say you know nihilism until everything you used to like has been snatched from you by people you wish you had nothing in common with.
>you wish you had nothing in common with.
That wishing is something you should rise above, and also our entire commonality should be embraced
the don quixote of eating pussy
>>760-761
So what you're saying is, not only do I have something in common with the don quixote of eating pussy, but I should embrace it?
Western Europe assume way too much shit about Eastern Europe
>>762 I haven't thought about it like that before but fuck yeah!
>>763 I haven't thought about it like that before but fuck yeah!
Christine raped HER mom with HER bent duck
my captcha is he
i wish i was joking
Chicago drivers are somehow worse than LA and Detroit drivers.
>>772 I'll make sure to thrust my hips forward the next time I jack myself off
noblebright fantasy world where computing now has more lisp-nature than basic-nature
>>772
Is this why I can last forever when the girl's on top?
My mom chastised me whenever I played a female character in any game ever and that didn't really make much sense to me then or now.
starts farting to the tune of the body reported sound from among us
I hate this idea I've seen discussed a few times recently that a guy choosing female characters means he's trans and doesn't know... if I'm looking at a character's butt for 10 hours or something I want it to be a lady butt. People who see themselves as the protagonist when playing are weird
so when am i getting invited to the irc channel
the don quixote of having sex in a bathtub full of nattou
the don quixote of spooning nattou into my pussy
personally I think murdering funko pop collectors is a very underrated video game feature
>wish to cum inside & sexually dominate cute boys
but
>5'7
>weak
>used to look like a girl back when i still had long hair
...help?
the don quixote of your mom
the sancho panza of how soon is now
the artemio cruz of holding in your poop
elephant's foot-like diarrhea session
>wish to cum inside & sexually dominate cute boys
but
>6'1
>strongfat, 245 bench 420 deadlift
>have long hair
anyone?
who's this "Donnie Quicksoat" fella you guys keep mentioning, never heard of him.
>>776,778
sometimes a girl fits the build/RP persona i had in mind better, sometimes there's powerful sex-exclusive armor sets (sultry pareo!!), sometimes i just wanna play as a cute girl. im like a k-4 so if i make the "character i wanna fuck/be comfortable staring at their ass for long periods of time" its usually a cute boy, not a cute girl.
also in games with romance options usually the only way to date the guys is to play as a girl
My fetish is forcing chubbier girls to do strenous exercises
>>788
i'm sure you can find a twink who is 5'8' or lower mate, you're just not trying hard enough.
i'm not trying at all, im jacking off and playing chinese gacha games
vc: gog
i like playing as a girl in dark souls 3 because anri becomes a male and i can "marry" him
1860 Boden Professor of Sanskrit election
I was at All Out and that probably damaged my hearing worse than any concert I went to in my youth.
cool hot boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50A_WK5FELs
ray sipe is still alive
立派nd tear
i really like games where i can play as a loli. not for sex reasons but for "vicariously raising the cute daughter i'll never get to have because i'm far too autistic to attract a mate" reasons
desco is my daughter
I played Saints Row IV Re-Elected recently because it was cheap in the sale, I'd never played one before and figured it would be a cheerful GTA-style romp. When I found you could play as a goth girl with humongous bazongers and blood coming out of her eyes, that immediately made it worth the money. Then I found you can run around naked, and it was great. Her animations weren't made with gigantic honkers in mind so every time she moved her arms in front of her, the titties would bounce about like crazy!
>>806
aren't there mods for that? I'm vaguely tempted to give the game another try
I will get my revenge, eventually
BARRY DA! DANCIN' IN SEPTEMBER!!!!
I don't want to go to work...
sometimes i do the tinnitus trick while i'm in public, and i desperately have to assure people i'm not stimming or anything
McCree's name 'bout to be short for "Jessica"
>>806
A crap thing about it is I spent a while at the start leveling up all my powers, only to find they often got disabled for some crap reason in storyline missions, since the powers often just break the missions
>>805
Not bad for a western game. 2013 feels like it was yesterday, man.
To think within a day all the kids have turned into (partially) functional adults...
Thinking about forcing the chubby chavvy brummie girl to attempt the jack-o challenge
by my reckoning, it'll only be 3 more sequels before "amount of clothes etna wears" has a hex overflow and rolls back around to have her wearing a burqa
Is it an American thing pronounce "niche" like "nitch"? I thought Jim Cornette does it as a joke but I keep hearing it in other places
>>819
I think thats regional. I say niche like "neesh".
neeshay
Nietzsche
I like that we're back to calling blacks "colored" and gays "queers"
>>826
I'm glad I'm not the only one who found "people of colour" questionably kinda racist
Would the real (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) please stand up
'twas a mirthful and malodorous midafternoon,
Lol at Tony pronouncing Suzuki-gun like Suzuki-goon
north korea: worker's party, succdem party, chondo party, and chongryon
south korea: https://ko.wikipedia.org/wiki/파일:Political_parties_of_south_korea.svg
Navigare necesse desu. Vivere non desu.
I think its amusing some of the internet crowd are very knowledgeable about North Korea just because the Kim family and their philosophy is pretty memeable
cholchol hwa
which teekyuu would you cum in
robots don't poop
I think "can I fucking help you" is the next annoying trendy phrase
Yes you fucking can.
Skeletor singing YMCA in Cantonese
kudos to the hag poster for killing my interest in the last thing you fapped to thread
when a girl talks to me online or irl i listen contently or actually i wait until she's finished talking before asking "How is your relationship with your father?" and then i grudgingly start comprehending what she has to say
>>845
you just have to out-post him, don't let him win!
no more work
Cis women think saying "fucking" is so cool
>>847 I meant in particular when two strangers have a discussion on someone else's post, especially when it's a weird off-topic discussion, and the OP says it. Doesn't necessarily have to have the fucking in it. I saw it once last week then a bunch of times since then on tumblr and twitter.
I've seen "chefs kiss" too much as well, add that to the list
my stomach is rumbling but my poops are all solid
I can see it now
Ah yes, can I fucking help you?
Can I help you fucking?
>>855 It's a bit like "what did I just read" "wtf did I just see" when some normal person sees something kinda weird or trippy, I sense a certain tone that I find annoying
I guess that's where "sir this is a wendy's" ended up
I literally just can't even right now
Why is everything today pink and purple
Your OS may have shipped you a file called "web2" with the claim that "The 1934 copyright has lapsed" on the (much loved albeit overly conservative) Webster's 2nd. This claim is false, as the copyright was duly renewed in 1961 (Renewal ID R286979).
However, the copyrightability of a word list is actually a legal grey area and it probably isn't eligible under the Feist doctrine, so feel free to download it before Merriam takes over all cyberpunk dystopia-like.
FTP (in more ways than one),
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)
>>845
I dont believe its in good faith and its that person who gets butthurt about masturbating to 2d
On that note, I can't find a Google Books / Internet Archive scan of the so-called "1913 webster" that was digitized by MICRA, the text of which you can find on many free resources, but it doesn't match the 1911, and I find that (dare I say it?) sus.
>>853
dear lord i'm not even on twitter and i know that one's like 5 years old
LMAO @ imdb
Star trek picard has a 7.5 what a joke
As they get older, Keiji Muto and Goldberg are converging.
In an effort to curb depression in these trying times, xration doujins have been banned to limit despair
cheer up
>>865 I know, but I'm seeing it everywhere still, it's reached normies on facebook
Same with "New ___ just dropped", especially with "Wake up babe" at the start. I know it's not new but I've been seeing it everywhere the past few weeks.
Retreating to the eldritch dunny to practice my dark sharts
Anyone feel like playing some mahjong?
everyone under age 40 saw stuff like the clear channel memorandum when they were growing up and realized that america isn't a serious country, it's an amalgam of weird "judaeo-christian" boomer dorks performatively sobbing and pissing themselves because they heard frank sinatra sing "i'll make a brand new start of it/in old new york" on september 12 2001
>>875 It seems like today it would be the young woke types complaining about that kind of thing
Why do egirls always have a facial sunburn
Xhamster ruined like pornhub
I like how trying to search for conspiracy theories on google leads to a bunch of articles discrediting them, like, looking for "bears conspiracy theory disappearance"
The WIRED guide to internet conspiracies
“It’s a conspiracy theory and climate change”Of beastly encounters and cervine disappearances in Himalayan India
Creationism bears all the hallmarks of a conspiracy theory
hrt is bodybuilding for people that like pink and purple more than silver and gray
>>875
Oh, that's what it was called! I remember there being this list of banned songs with some really weird inclusions, but I could never find it.
geo hikari fucking murders you with a huge rock
Wario Ware: Shove It Up Your Own Ass
Wario Ware: Suck It And See
Just gonna hope the antivax crowd sort themselves out
i don't understand why fat old boomers arent taking the vax but i understand why young healthy people aren't
"i dont need yer vaccine, i have this thing called an IMMUNE SYSTEM!"he says in between fistfuls of cheetos, meanwhile the guy who actually has an immune system and chest striations goes on pretending none of this is real (because it isnt)
my energy drink addiction is really eating into my day laborer bux
eating steak with your hands is correct
fork and knife cucks have no tactile sensation, only cold dead metal
Picketfencecucks BTFO by chainlinkfags
I feel like 63 in the Apathy thread saw one too many of those commercials where teenagers talk down to the viewer about the enviroment/consumption
I like how it's OK to make fun of someone for being born somewhere, but its NOT OK to make fun of what they were born
every now and then you should just eat a whole roasted chicken with your bare hands like you're some steppe barbarian that just busted into a medieval ukrainian food cart, it's good for the heart chakra
>>893 you have it backwards, those teenagers are part of the psyop because they think MORE plastic and LESS meat is the solution and never mention shit like soil mineralization precisely because they are establishment stooges
anyway, there's no sense getting blackpilled about it; just replace the dietary magnesium with magnesium glycinate+chloride, avoid plastic packaging as much as you can, drink real milk kefir and raw egg yolks and lift weights. soon the GAE will collapse and men of passion and vitality will take over once again using the ruins of the old institutions as a stepping stone to power, this is called "riding the tiger".
(ruminating about it increases cortisol which only amplifies the physical and spiritual degradation caused by the GAE, this is intentional, THEY want you to either submit or die of despair.)
give your heart to christ and your body to coach pendlay
>>896
Look theres this Netflix documentary abour meat and inflammation ok
I know True Crime content has a huge audience, but advertisers must know how awful sponsoring extremely violent content looks
>>900 as always it's a half-truth, shitty meat from animals that are treated like crap and fed garbage(i.e. most prepackaged grocery store meat) will of course be bad for you. sometimes they literally feed bulk surplus candy from candy manufacturers to cows and pigs, plastic wrapper and all. tyson packs their chickens together like jews in the holocaust and doesn't treat their workers much better than the chickens, it's bad for the soul to eat such meat.
<to the tune of "alabama nigger">
i'm a xinjiang uighur and i wanna be free
hell with the chinese CCP
>>897-898 ... since you're here, can u explain what the term GAE is?
I mean, i know it just means ZOG, but could you expand the acronym
wanna make some cookies but my girlfriend wants me to make something with matcha so i guess i gotta try and find a matcha cookie recipe
The goat fucker joke except it's about devs who made one good game....
> be French medieval writer
> the greatest British king isn't English
> he gets cucked by the greatest knight of all time, who is French
> mfw English people think it's a history centuries later
> mfw the Crown had already been mostly dispossessed of their continental territories by that time
>mfw English
>>895
Sounds like a character's speech quirk chakra. It's a pretty good word chakra.
Youtubers constantly bitching about big corporations and "eating the rich" while plugging their merch and sponsor codes every second
the problem with the matrix is that the steak code wasn't FOSS so you couldn't have your own premium steaks
FOSSy jaw
oh fuck, I neglected to funny number post on funny number day
Pro-democracy activists adopting the three finger salute from the hunger games is the gayest shit in history
a nobel peace prize for the mother fucker who decided to print shirt labels instead of putting a scratchy fricking tag on people's napes
>>914 modern politics is an endless parade of 38 year old white women talking about how "brave"and "powerful" everything is and comparing their enemies to villains from young adult fiction
mass literacy is good because it means more people can read the two most important books ever written, the bible and the brothers karamazov
however it's bad because it gave w*men access to brain parasites like "the handmaiden's tale" that their female mental immune systems are too weak to look at critically without succumbing to
>>916-917 Pfft sit down incel
www.
>>917
I quite enjoyed the Handmaiden's Tale but I always thought it was thinly veiled maledom porn rather than anything to be seriously analyzed.
Anyway, I feel like the only reason people are literate is because public schooling forces them to be, You see lies about reading because folk are embarrassed that they dont do it anymore.
Set up a laptop dock in the dining room. Gonna inconvenience everyone by having wires block pathways to the kitchen
>>918,922
Kiss!
The Handmaiden's Tale (at least the TV show) is one of those things like Get Out where it could be decent but it beats you over the head with the message and eliminates all subtlety, kinda lacks substance and removes the viewer's ability to draw their own conclusion.
Seriously, THT's soundtrack was so on the nose, the viewers arent that dumb.
the issue with handmaiden's tale or man in the high castle is that it presumes we're not already living in the fascist dystopia
I dont know what it is but angry children are so funny
god i hate being tired in front of the computer, because then i start finding all kinds of inane shit funny
imagine being so pathetically awful you judge people by their virginity
You overhear tavern tale #22
dr pavel i'm pee eye ayy
>>929 Quite simply, virgins are different. They behave differently and have a different handle on life.
>>936
I've got a tear in the eye,
I, of course, have had "pussy". Unlike some of you.
I once pumped a 16-, 26- and a 46-year-old in the same month 💪👯👅ꌛꌛꌛ
I must be great in bed because whenever I have sex with a girl, after maybe 3 minutes she jumps out of bed going "UUAAAGHHHH HOT HOT HOOOOOT" and runs screaming through to the bathroom to splash cold water on her pussy
RIP Norm MacDonald, I only just discovered him a couple of months ago and had been watching everything on youtube
on the contrary, only someone who's been around multiple women for long periods of time can truly know how annoying and stupid they are
millennial women be like: my dad doesnt want me to have an onlyfans he's such a voldemort
Aside from the social stuff around it, OnlyFans has made 3d porn ao much worse. Porn had directors for a reason, a wide shot with mediocre lighting is not worth paying for
>>942 Well obviously if you gravitate towards annoying stupid women, you're going to get that impression. Anyone who makes shallow sweeping statements about a subject based on their narrow experience of it is a retard, simple as that!
Anyone who pays for porn or needs porn to be well-lit is retarded too #sorrynotsorry
>>946
Is it too much ask to record it in landscape then?
The only advantage western porn has over JAV is that western directors know nobody wants to see male faces in straight porn
>>947 SOME people like portrait-porn, stop kinkshaming
I think that's a common thing... man-hating lesbians, lady-hating incels, racists, transphobes, people who don't eat vegetables: they don't get enough experience with them or only have one shitty experience then live the rest of their life miserable and guarded
I have had girlfriends where their previous boyfriend was a piece of shit, so I always had an uphill climb to prove I was a good guy, but they'd always just immediately assume I was cheating if I didn't text them back right away
>>948 why doesnt anyone make bisexual porn where both the guy and the girl are shown (and both are actually attractive)
anyone who does not hate women is an ally to women and an enemy to me.
Oh nooo I'm on the enemy list of some smelly inconsequential geek reject somewhere, just because girls don't find me creepy
I feel like the last 50 or so posts has been a horrible mix of people making poor-taste jokes and others thinking they're serious
You think it's a horrible mix, but I think it's lit. This thread is off the chain!
does anyone else struggle to spell february without looking it up
>>955 i was serious about modern politics being a cringe parade of weird dorks comparing their enemies to the villain from the hunger games or w/e but not serious about hating women
men are just as guilty of "dolan blumph is literally voldemort", and right wingers do it too except it's "boe biden is literally emmanuel goldstein"
it's all so tiresome
Anyone involuntarily a virgin past the mid-20s (being generous here) has significant moral failings and is best avoided. Far worse than those still virgins are those who lost their virginity in their late 20s or later.
ummmm im literally neurodivergent and a minor can you leave me alone please
>>955
i am entirely serious about my hatred for women, though it may stem from me having sex exclusively with weeaboo egirls and ancient bar hags
Damn, she broke the dildo!!
I'm not a manchild. I'm transageist!
God I wish we could genocide all women, all swine. Satan just had to force men to coexist with such inhuman filth by forcing the devastating relationship upon us where we need to accept cohabitation or else face extinction, if God truly loved us He would ensure male x male reproduction would be possible.
The longer you guys keep going on, the more I get convinced that becoming a social recluse and never having sex was the correct choice.
Woah DQN got really fast today
I love my wife
>>959
It is tiresome, but honestly aside from when I get linked to embarassing redditors people rarely talk about politics and when it does come up it is quickly defused with humour.
I think people are getting sick of it in general
>>976 i wish the usa was an absolute monarchy ruled by the washington family so i didnt have to hear about cringe clown college electoral politics from there every 4 years
>>977
What I find odd about English speaking countries is their politics have no moderates anymore, you're either an antisemite who believes in the ZOG or a wannabe-revolutionary who can barely hide their contempt for whitey
Going to an arcade this Saturday!
Today I saw a 30 year old looking woman, kind of chubby and very tall, wearing a bright yellow shirt and pink overalls. She had a matching pink backpack too.
vc: waveable
I wonder what kind of fashion that sort of outfit counts as.
magic is real & science is fake
Its too fast today
don't think, feel and you'll be hatou manabu
Pizza Dinosaaaaur. Pizza Dinosaaauuuur.
I heard cats seriously fighting for a while. I hope they didnt seriously injure themselve
>>977
Dont you wanna get angry about how some state outlawed [thing]? [group] rights are being infringed!
>>978
Not really, everyone is actually a neoliberal. You only see extremists because the other side uses them to say "wow look how crazy those rightists/leftists are!"
I only know of Deng Xiaoping from Hong Kong 97
eat grass
eat grass
i wanna be a fluffy fluffy sheep
>>936
post of the century
Abolish the police to make way for cracker ISIS.
what's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
the yellow hausdorff maximal principle.
what's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
yellow well ordering
what's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
yellow zorn's lemma
what do you call a random variable that takes the value "medicare 4 all" w.p. p and "free college for everyone" w.p. 1-p?
bernoulli sanders
