am i actually horny or just bored
>>501
jerk off and ask yourself again!
rip stove jobs
rip stove stove
>>499
horseshit, i was pretty online in the trump days, it was not common then. i think it's a pandemic thing
jerkcity is good why didn't I read this like 10 years ago
It was called Bonequest back then
Just a thought, rating something from 0 to 100 means rating something against some unreachable ideal, like there is a fixed perfection somewhere. It probably should be different, it should go from 0 to infinity. I give this work 999430 points.
>>508
The only objective rating metric is iClapped™s over time. Heil Disney!
I'm glad there was no second January 6th insurrection. That was frightening.
is the "I may be stupid" meme supposed to be "I may be stupid [but]" with the continuation omitted or just an affirmation that one is stupid
I sometimes miss /baphomet/
I may be a stupid butt!
Why do british people with autism have much more exaggerated accents?
Jerome Powell: "Your motherfucking easy money bubble will end in 60 days." freezes while brandishing comically large mallet
>>516
I think cuz they talk slower and tend to exaggerate speech in general.
Once upon a time this guy really sucked ass at "Minecraft":
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ALgNAVuH4
i miss alt-chans
I miss pre-discord pre-twitter pre-centralization into generals imageboards.
same
vc: vase
agitprop trading firm
>>520
Minecraft having saturated colors (AND NO DEEPSLATE) made it feel more fun
alt history russian president gagarin
Speedrunners High: The adrenaline rush that results from cutting your cock off
gangstalking was unironically a tactic used by secret police of the DDR and it was basically a form of gaslighting used to discredit people precisely because of how schizo anyone trying to talk about it sounds. stasi would break into your home while you were at work or whatever and subtly rearrange furniture, turn on lightswitches that you knew you left on, etc.
Shitting Turveydale
Interesting, just like a lot of anti-Chinese propaganda another anon noted recently, I've been feeling like I stumble on Stasi and their evildoing wherever I look. How it picked up schemes devised by Nazi secret police and such.
Not to imply anything, but most of Goebbels's specialists found their employment after the war in the West.
Also, this: >>523
[s4s] hit me with nostalgia for this reason a few years ago, but I haven't been there in a long while. Just don't tell anyone about that board so they don't ruin it...
I miss 4-ch.net
Discord and tumblr cliques have been deep in [s4s] for a long time, like since the board was created.
And you guys see a semi-political meme and are like: this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
The Tiktok Stasi
enron online wasn't a very fun mmo, 0/10
>this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
youd be suprise
Feminist Amazon.com commercials
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i kinda like that one actually i wish it caught on
>>533
To mention that one side is guilty of something of course doesn't mean to imply that another side is innocent of it, my dear (ijΔͺͺͺ²ij)
I'd even go so far as to say I find it highly likely that at some point between then and now, almost every western government figured out that zersetzung is a much more effective tool for suppressing dissent than the old fashioned methods of labor camps & sham trials.
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got me some umeshu today gonna have a good time
Utopia (C4)'s conspiracy boardroom: Ominous wood paneling by Hieronymus Bosch, not murder-free
Utopia (Amazon)'s conspiracy boardroom: Mr. Bezos generously supplied us a low level conference room, did someone spill soda in here?
I've seen a man, who was trying to innocently stream GTA RP and become big on the interweb, get gangstalked and forced to play retro games for their amusement.
Anybody looking forward to Elden Ring?
The Fulani herdsmen have been gangstalking me. I fear for my life. Right this moment, their cattle is staring at me through my window.
Foolish shepherds take our culture is why we need a trend #biafra #ipob #freekanu #harasbuharioutof
dümping in dümping in dümping in heaven
>>547
i dont know what that is so, no
but it reminded me that i wish tolkien had written more novels, i tried the silmarillion but it just aint the same
Looking at photos of the 1921 Russian famine is oddly extremely unpleasant, I mean like obviously looking at death is gonna be unpleasant and I'm stating the obvious but there's something about famines in particular that gets under my skin even for someone who is desensitized to a lot of this stuff. Maybe its the cannibalism that often accompies it that revolts me, or perhaps its the non-violent, yet pitiable and ghoulish state they leave this world in. Or I could simply be disturbed because I'm not used to these type of images. It gives me the same intense despair of "true love is dead" when unexpected affairs happen, which is way less bad but still.
The more I think about it, this could be simply be human instincts I am feeling, naturally disliking pestilence. Regardless, I am a bit happy that I can feel human empathy over death and disaster after years of 24-hour news and excessive shock content consumption
Pissed in the kitchen sink
The new Terasu MC doujin feels more like an art piece on hating your stepdad rather than a NTR doujin
i'm an alabama heron and i want to pick fish
hell with every single kitchen dish
Whoops~
Droppin mud in the toilet!
I wish I was gay sometimes
>>555
do you spend most of your time protecting your kestrel?
About 2,500 days ago I was sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. Tonight I'm sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. I hope you all are well.
Has anyone else noticed that women think vulgarity is cool in the last 5 years or so
>>560
I would like some pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea right about now. Instead I am drinking a delightfully earthy Sumatran coffee
BRIDGE TIME IS TIME AND IN THE LIMIT THE LIMIT IT POSSESSES AND IT ARRIVES
Jissom
People want to be excited constantly and have instant access to a kind of hollow excitement immediately, so are more unimaginative than ever. 0-effort escapism has lead to a death in creative escapism.
>>562 Nah, you just haven't interacted with girls much over the last century
After playing VtMB I found out one of the licensed pieces, an industrial rock piece in the Anarch bar, is called "Lecher Bitch" by "Genitorturers", and you can probably guess exactly what their stage act is like.
>>567
To be fair, I havent interacted much with anybody over the last century
Reminder disney owns Family Guy
the us should mint $20 $50 and $100 coins out of a few grams of palladium surrounded by an iron slug and simply roll with the hyperinflation and redenominate like the yen did
that's the only way to save the petrodollar i think
>>571
That's not a bad idea actually.
You could also say that the Taliban offensive was allowed to happen so the govt has a reason to go back into the Middle East and maybe Pakistan?
Jissom
Jissom = Joseon???
Jissom = Jomon
EBOLA = OBAMA
Comedy's dead, this makes me sad
I feel like all the posts are running together
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i still recall the halcyon day of bazinga
nostalgic for 2014, how did it come to this?
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Sometimes I rip a bong then go for a walk around town, and when I notice that people are secretly taking photos of me on their phones and reporting on my location, I play along and have fun with it. It feels a bit like that "White Bear" Black Mirror episode
One time the police kept slowing down as they drove past me walking, and I thought "hoho, I'm a fugitive, they're trying to spook me" but then a police van with blue flashing lights drove up onto the pavement beside me and stopped me to search me. Turns out I looked a bit like a guy who had been spotted carrying a big knife, but I said "That's just my COCK!"
Bjork stalker was Nikocado Avocado's dad
Mos Espa more like Mos Vespa am i rite
Actually capitalism is human nature and Marx refused to bathe so fuck that idiot.
I didnt know Marx refused to bathe but looking at his hair and beard it should be obvious
He refused to bathe or get a job. That bum had fucking open sores all over and just sponged off his friends.
No wonder he invented communism. He wanted everyone but himself to cover his expenses.
Wait a second.... is this an OP?
/cfg/ - Crazy Frog General
a dictatorship where the censorship method is when a journalist practices bad math or statistics they become a political prisoner for life
a dictatorship where Stuttering John is the god-king
a dictatorship where the only way to gain citizenship is to be able to either strict press 70kg or 1cc touhou 11 on normal+
a dictatorship where the gestapo force you to eat your expired food
I want to put my dick between two little girl's asses, and make them do double buttjob. Is this too much to ask?