>>700
I swear I made this exact post here like ten years ago.
For me, it's this: Unattributed verbatim copies of DQN posts from a decade ago.
I could accept nothingness as death, but burning in hell is a serious fear of mine, even though I follow one particular branch of religion, I often beg if there is a different deity (or one at all) for forgiveness in being wrong
>>704
and if reincarnation is what happens, I'll have until the death of the earth to figure it out
DISNEY'S WAR ON GAY KIDS
WHY DOES SOCIETY HATE GAY KIDS?
(this is real)
I found a hard square thing sewn into my new jacket and I thought it was a tracking device, but it was an apple chewit that had fallen through a hole in my inside pocket!
>>686 Nah don't be silly, another easier way to improve it is just by making better posts instead of complaining about other people's posts1
metapost: how do we reduce the amount of metaposts?
meatpost: chorizo is nice
FUCK filet mignon
I sort of wanna visit North Korea even though it seems unremarkable as a destination just to say I've been to a closed country.
A lot of SEA has temples and palaces I'd wanna visit but the unrest common there makes it risky to book ahead
I'd fuck Aung San Suu Kyi
should i take a shower after soaking in a hot spring
First semester went surprisingly well despite some brief moments of panic. I think I should be able to work more steadily this time.
Also helping out other students with math/physics shite is fun! Thanks for reading my blog!
>>521
Arrrgh you're imitating one or more posts that I made. I feel like you are trying to insult me which is fine for now I guess, for I did something stupid today.
I just hope I don't get GANGSTALKED. About a week ago a GANG STALKED me. The system that I used to write the word "gangstalked" said that it is a typo, this is part of the conspiracy to make me think gangstalking is all in my head.
Words from GOD JESUS: navigates batfowl reliances ceroons systoles absents bubaline erythroblast wriggling unbandages shuntings beachcomb monetization polyvalent cyanogeneses hellbroths mustang subchanters stalkier travestying lipoids sheikdoms cottierisms liposuctions amperes peaned ensues appointers mawkin sexualisations carbonadoed elderlinesses loriners olfactronics heles fleckered fluoridates dogmatises combed cholera raiments hoydenishness douts smaaked lavenders axiologists ritournelles presswomen indwellings capriccio equibalanced sanctify kinesipathist rigorism latitudinarianisms rebutton conjurator eglantines coatdress hovering unadventrous sweard biofeedback dichroiscope switchgirl bankets retrace ornamenters
^highlight: stalkier
Let me off the ride. The ride never ends.
vc: unride
P.S. I kinda liked that "websight" link.
tbh the most damaging thing to kids' psyches in pokemon isnt fantasy violence against animals or whatever, it's the inherent expectation of a world full of adventure and wonder and of kind and helpful people where evil rarely goes unpunished
irrational fear of being told i listen to white people music
>>717-san Ifm just trying to highlight how excessively unique your posting style is. It stands out, not that thatfs necessarily a good or bad thing. I like the train-of-thought derails if it means anything.
thought >>714 was saying IM FINE THANK YOU in one of those CJK languages
sometimes when i'm at home alone i put my hair in one of those anime girl side ponytails instead of a normal one
>>722
I normally think when asian people interact with the west its dumb they adopt a nickname. Like Yen-hsun isnt that hard, you dont need to call yourself a western name anymore. But Burmese names are so unorthodox (there are no surnames, names are changed freely throughout lives, many honorifics, syllables steadily increasing) that it does sound like racist ching chong singsong talk
Horsecocks. That is all
Good morning my little chicks and cocks
i like guns but i hate gun culture, especially people who spout shit like "it's not a weapon, it's a tool!"
it's a tool, whose intended purpose is to maim and kill people and animals, there's a word for tools like that and the word is "weapon". the whole "range toy" thing divorces people from the idea that this is not in fact a toy but a tool designed for inflicting bodily harm on others. americans are dumb.
>>727
You think lobbyists and politicians that are pro-gun really believe that? Its just a more acceptable talking point than just being blunt about not caring about gun violence, which is what nogunz in the US immediately go to. That, and penis size.
Pakistanis defend it with the following talking points, although there is little debate regarding gun control.
Facilitating a natural right of self-defense
Participating in law enforcement
Enabling the people to organize a militia system
Suppressing insurrection
Gun culture is important in certain states
Gunsmithing and cloning industries are important
Police are powerless/maliciously inactive in certain areas regarding violence and rape
I think Switzerland is kinda cool!
I hate Switzerland. Gaddafi was right about Switzerland
I'm neutral about Switzerland, and vice versa.
I was about to post "Qadaffi's powerful woman fetish" but powerful women, horsecocks, and him already came up somehow. RMTA
>>732
, and it is thus that a woman's ``Gaddafi level'' is measured in horsecockpower.
What's cooler: having the microcontroller on a hotswappable development board, or SMD'd on the PCB itself?
getting an x-ray is gay as fuck, you're literally having your body penetrated by siemens(semen)
the prophet jonah(pbuh) being eaten by a gacha whale
Urdu is a meme language
>>735
The coolest is when it's soldered to the PCB with an error in the routing you can't work around, so you get to respin and either de/resolder the uC or buy another one.
Livin like a bug ain't easy
i wish taking my glasses off would make my face look blurry to everyone else
Drank 5½ shots! Probably the first time I've ever felt "under the influence"! This is funny!
Burmese girls...
I don't want any monkey paws anymore!
Bitches love pancakes
I am a bitch and I love pancakes.
Brooks and I put our boots on, and we did a little wiggles Texas two step!
I hope my pace of lens reductions just keeps going even though that's supposedly unrealistic
don't know what to say!!!!!
most hentai artists have never seen elfin genitals and it shows
First time in several months that I went driving to clear my head a little. Doesn't seem like it had any effect, though!
personally i believe dqn should not have an archive. time is weirder here. give me all 3000+ threads in one place thank you very much.
i agree, also every single thread in the history of dqn together is probably like 500mb of text at most so it's not like having them separate is a huge performance boost
the entire king james bible is about 5mb of plaintext
Adding all the filesizes from the subbacks.html gets me 175MB, which is still a lot! But doesn't account for the markup and metadata.
vc: cuy is delicious!
I think
vc: exchan (RIP)
>>757
I'm pretty sure Kareha starts suffering from serious performance issues past a certain number of threads.
Life is a rollercoaster, ya just gotta ride it
Damn do you ever fart and you're just like, wow that was such an excellent fart, great resonance, perfect pungency, that felt sooo good
I don't want to go to work...
Its so hard to sit down and read a book anymore. I think I fried my brain.
>>765
Start with short books you can read in one sitting, its not like people are born with the ability to just sit down and tear into a doorstopper
The Wikipedia dick is a real no fun allowed poster
>>767
Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
I read 10 short "Introduction To [philosopher]" books this year so far, I only read when I poop (I've also started pooping on milk and orange juice, now I totally get it!)
>>767 Don't be silly, you're totally seeing something that isn't there... if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate, that's your problem. He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
lavender town theme reminding 8 year olds of the inevitability of death since 1996
>>767
The worst part is that it's actually just doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread. He just wants to push his "contribution" to DQN at the expense of the thread quality.
it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts, and also spacing them out a bit
Hello everyone! Mr. Wikipedia Dick here! My dick is Wikipedia and vice versa! I just thought I'd cheerfully address some of the criticism levelled against me today!
>a real no fun allowed poster
As I've stated a few times before, any impression you get of finger-wagging or chastisement is in your imagination. All I'm saying is gthat has been posted before, interesting!h
>Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
This is extremely true! >>768 knows what's up, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!
>if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate
As I said, it's absolutely not a gGotcha! You should have checked if that had been postedh kind of attack, but when someone takes it personally and gets offended, it only increases the entertainment value (for me at least).
>He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
This is true. It may be worth noting that while most of the posts are by gmeh, there's been a couple of times someone else has posted with my name, which is fun, even if I thought hmmm I would never say such a thing
>The worst part is
😱
>doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread
>at the expense of the thread quality
That depends on how you measure the gworthh of a post - which you'll know is a fool's game, if you listened to your village's e-lders. If you think about it, it actually adds gvalueh to the reposts, not including the entertainment value mentioned before.
>He just wants to...
This is useless, low-level thinking you can find across the world and it causes so much friction - how can you possibly know what a stranger's intentions are? >>773 is correct,
>it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts
When I come across a cpm pt`khsx Wikipedia link, I share it. I don't go looking for them specifically. No need to force it.
>and also spacing them out a bit
When someone posts something, I read it. Sometimes either the title or the first paragraph jogs my memory and I realise I've read it here before. Then I cheerfully link to the last time it was posted. That's the only time Mr. Wikipedia Dick posts about it.
Thank you for the feedback everyone! Now let's get back to po-faced whinging about other posters!
Disregard that I suck cocks
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There's definitely a bit of dickishness to the wikipedia dick, but it's a playful dickishness, like Alex Trebek gently ribbing a Jeopardy contestant for not knowing a particularly obscure answer. Also, what makes something "DQN quality"is sort of nebulous so it's interesting to see which articles are considered by multiple people to be "DQN quality".
i'm a sick fuck, i like to get killed with a large brick
I think duplicates are usually annoying, but some are very far back so who the hell remembers and also like my reason for posting "Jew with a coin" (I like positive depictions of my ancestors' culture, particularly their penchant and reputation for preserving generational/community wealth, whereas the article is full of kvetching by schmucks who are at best incapable of happiness) might be different from someone else's, which is their own business..
Put tulip bulbs back on the futures exchanges, you cowards!
Apparently what I thought was a difference between MS PGothic and Mona + Saitamaar was really a difference between the old MS PGothic from Windows XP and modern MS PGothic. Those other AA fonts were imitating the original MS PGothic, from before Microsoft made changes.
>>782 I remember, and I remember what I was wearing at the time as well. Your personal reason for posting gJew with a coinh is not relevant, all I said was someone shared it before :)
I wish my memory was as good as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's...
I wish my dick was as huge as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's....
I wish I was a real person, and not just disembodied text on a screen.
lawd of da rangs: return of the KANGGZZZ
>>785 What you don't remember is that I was the one who posted it first!
YouTube could've been the ultimate media IP clearinghouse, more or less a license to print money if the bottom ever falls out of Internet advertising, but Lazy Susan is looking at NFTs instead. LOL!
offering rides to girls for the sole purpose of forcing them to listen to all of hard songs megapack volume 2
Getting a twitter account just for following asian artists has been a terrible endeavour still.
>>795 even with location set to Japan the sidebar force-memes outrage designed to keep users coming back instead of showing the organic trends
Phoning up my broker all like "when Gold is 1800, you have my permission to buy
>>796
What makes me laugh is that the twitter trend campaigns always are some retarded phrase, usually with semi-aliteration. Its the most obvious manufactured shit.
Can't wait to cum in your shoes, my dear.
>>796
Oh yeah I have a twitter account I use to follow hot girls almost exclusively and literally overnight I start getting these extremely hyper-partisan tweets in my TL one after the other from people I don't even follow with tons of angry comments underneath.