>>521
Arrrgh you're imitating one or more posts that I made. I feel like you are trying to insult me which is fine for now I guess, for I did something stupid today.
I just hope I don't get GANGSTALKED. About a week ago a GANG STALKED me. The system that I used to write the word "gangstalked" said that it is a typo, this is part of the conspiracy to make me think gangstalking is all in my head.
Words from GOD JESUS: navigates batfowl reliances ceroons systoles absents bubaline erythroblast wriggling unbandages shuntings beachcomb monetization polyvalent cyanogeneses hellbroths mustang subchanters stalkier travestying lipoids sheikdoms cottierisms liposuctions amperes peaned ensues appointers mawkin sexualisations carbonadoed elderlinesses loriners olfactronics heles fleckered fluoridates dogmatises combed cholera raiments hoydenishness douts smaaked lavenders axiologists ritournelles presswomen indwellings capriccio equibalanced sanctify kinesipathist rigorism latitudinarianisms rebutton conjurator eglantines coatdress hovering unadventrous sweard biofeedback dichroiscope switchgirl bankets retrace ornamenters
^highlight: stalkier
Let me off the ride. The ride never ends.
vc: unride
P.S. I kinda liked that "websight" link.
tbh the most damaging thing to kids' psyches in pokemon isnt fantasy violence against animals or whatever, it's the inherent expectation of a world full of adventure and wonder and of kind and helpful people where evil rarely goes unpunished
irrational fear of being told i listen to white people music
>>717-san I’m just trying to highlight how excessively unique your posting style is. It stands out, not that that’s necessarily a good or bad thing. I like the train-of-thought derails if it means anything.
thought >>714 was saying IM FINE THANK YOU in one of those CJK languages
sometimes when i'm at home alone i put my hair in one of those anime girl side ponytails instead of a normal one
>>722
I normally think when asian people interact with the west its dumb they adopt a nickname. Like Yen-hsun isnt that hard, you dont need to call yourself a western name anymore. But Burmese names are so unorthodox (there are no surnames, names are changed freely throughout lives, many honorifics, syllables steadily increasing) that it does sound like racist ching chong singsong talk
Horsecocks. That is all
Good morning my little chicks and cocks
i like guns but i hate gun culture, especially people who spout shit like "it's not a weapon, it's a tool!"
it's a tool, whose intended purpose is to maim and kill people and animals, there's a word for tools like that and the word is "weapon". the whole "range toy" thing divorces people from the idea that this is not in fact a toy but a tool designed for inflicting bodily harm on others. americans are dumb.
>>727
You think lobbyists and politicians that are pro-gun really believe that? Its just a more acceptable talking point than just being blunt about not caring about gun violence, which is what nogunz in the US immediately go to. That, and penis size.
Pakistanis defend it with the following talking points, although there is little debate regarding gun control.
Facilitating a natural right of self-defense
Participating in law enforcement
Enabling the people to organize a militia system
Suppressing insurrection
Gun culture is important in certain states
Gunsmithing and cloning industries are important
Police are powerless/maliciously inactive in certain areas regarding violence and rape
I think Switzerland is kinda cool!
I hate Switzerland. Gaddafi was right about Switzerland
I'm neutral about Switzerland, and vice versa.
I was about to post "Qadaffi's powerful woman fetish" but powerful women, horsecocks, and him already came up somehow. RMTA
>>732
, and it is thus that a woman's ``Gaddafi level'' is measured in horsecockpower.
What's cooler: having the microcontroller on a hotswappable development board, or SMD'd on the PCB itself?
getting an x-ray is gay as fuck, you're literally having your body penetrated by siemens(semen)
the prophet jonah(pbuh) being eaten by a gacha whale
Urdu is a meme language
>>735
The coolest is when it's soldered to the PCB with an error in the routing you can't work around, so you get to respin and either de/resolder the uC or buy another one.
Livin like a bug ain't easy
i wish taking my glasses off would make my face look blurry to everyone else
Drank 5½ shots! Probably the first time I've ever felt "under the influence"! This is funny!
Burmese girls...
I don't want any monkey paws anymore!
Bitches love pancakes
I am a bitch and I love pancakes.
Brooks and I put our boots on, and we did a little wiggles Texas two step!
I hope my pace of lens reductions just keeps going even though that's supposedly unrealistic
don't know what to say!!!!!
most hentai artists have never seen elfin genitals and it shows
First time in several months that I went driving to clear my head a little. Doesn't seem like it had any effect, though!
personally i believe dqn should not have an archive. time is weirder here. give me all 3000+ threads in one place thank you very much.
i agree, also every single thread in the history of dqn together is probably like 500mb of text at most so it's not like having them separate is a huge performance boost
the entire king james bible is about 5mb of plaintext
Adding all the filesizes from the subbacks.html gets me 175MB, which is still a lot! But doesn't account for the markup and metadata.
vc: cuy is delicious!
I think
vc: exchan (RIP)
>>757
I'm pretty sure Kareha starts suffering from serious performance issues past a certain number of threads.
Life is a rollercoaster, ya just gotta ride it
Damn do you ever fart and you're just like, wow that was such an excellent fart, great resonance, perfect pungency, that felt sooo good
I don't want to go to work...
Its so hard to sit down and read a book anymore. I think I fried my brain.
>>765
Start with short books you can read in one sitting, its not like people are born with the ability to just sit down and tear into a doorstopper
The Wikipedia dick is a real no fun allowed poster
>>767
Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
I read 10 short "Introduction To [philosopher]" books this year so far, I only read when I poop (I've also started pooping on milk and orange juice, now I totally get it!)
>>767 Don't be silly, you're totally seeing something that isn't there... if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate, that's your problem. He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
lavender town theme reminding 8 year olds of the inevitability of death since 1996
>>767
The worst part is that it's actually just doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread. He just wants to push his "contribution" to DQN at the expense of the thread quality.
it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts, and also spacing them out a bit
Hello everyone! Mr. Wikipedia Dick here! My dick is Wikipedia and vice versa! I just thought I'd cheerfully address some of the criticism levelled against me today!
>a real no fun allowed poster
As I've stated a few times before, any impression you get of finger-wagging or chastisement is in your imagination. All I'm saying is “that has been posted before, interesting!”
>Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
This is extremely true! >>768 knows what's up, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!
>if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate
As I said, it's absolutely not a “Gotcha! You should have checked if that had been posted” kind of attack, but when someone takes it personally and gets offended, it only increases the entertainment value (for me at least).
>He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
This is true. It may be worth noting that while most of the posts are by “me”, there's been a couple of times someone else has posted with my name, which is fun, even if I thought hmmm I would never say such a thing
>The worst part is
😱
>doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread
>at the expense of the thread quality
That depends on how you measure the “worth” of a post - which you'll know is a fool's game, if you listened to your village's e-lders. If you think about it, it actually adds “value” to the reposts, not including the entertainment value mentioned before.
>He just wants to...
This is useless, low-level thinking you can find across the world and it causes so much friction - how can you possibly know what a stranger's intentions are? >>773 is correct,
>it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts
When I come across a *DQN QUALITY* Wikipedia link, I share it. I don't go looking for them specifically. No need to force it.
>and also spacing them out a bit
When someone posts something, I read it. Sometimes either the title or the first paragraph jogs my memory and I realise I've read it here before. Then I cheerfully link to the last time it was posted. That's the only time Mr. Wikipedia Dick posts about it.
Thank you for the feedback everyone! Now let's get back to po-faced whinging about other posters!
Disregard that I suck cocks
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There's definitely a bit of dickishness to the wikipedia dick, but it's a playful dickishness, like Alex Trebek gently ribbing a Jeopardy contestant for not knowing a particularly obscure answer. Also, what makes something "DQN quality"is sort of nebulous so it's interesting to see which articles are considered by multiple people to be "DQN quality".
i'm a sick fuck, i like to get killed with a large brick
I think duplicates are usually annoying, but some are very far back so who the hell remembers and also like my reason for posting "Jew with a coin" (I like positive depictions of my ancestors' culture, particularly their penchant and reputation for preserving generational/community wealth, whereas the article is full of kvetching by schmucks who are at best incapable of happiness) might be different from someone else's, which is their own business..
Put tulip bulbs back on the futures exchanges, you cowards!
Apparently what I thought was a difference between MS PGothic and Mona + Saitamaar was really a difference between the old MS PGothic from Windows XP and modern MS PGothic. Those other AA fonts were imitating the original MS PGothic, from before Microsoft made changes.
>>782 I remember, and I remember what I was wearing at the time as well. Your personal reason for posting “Jew with a coin” is not relevant, all I said was someone shared it before :)
I wish my memory was as good as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's...
I wish my dick was as huge as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's....
I wish I was a real person, and not just disembodied text on a screen.
lawd of da rangs: return of the KANGGZZZ
>>785 What you don't remember is that I was the one who posted it first!
YouTube could've been the ultimate media IP clearinghouse, more or less a license to print money if the bottom ever falls out of Internet advertising, but Lazy Susan is looking at NFTs instead. LOL!
offering rides to girls for the sole purpose of forcing them to listen to all of hard songs megapack volume 2
Getting a twitter account just for following asian artists has been a terrible endeavour still.
>>795 even with location set to Japan the sidebar force-memes outrage designed to keep users coming back instead of showing the organic trends
Phoning up my broker all like "when Gold is 1800, you have my permission to buy
>>796
What makes me laugh is that the twitter trend campaigns always are some retarded phrase, usually with semi-aliteration. Its the most obvious manufactured shit.
Can't wait to cum in your shoes, my dear.
>>796
Oh yeah I have a twitter account I use to follow hot girls almost exclusively and literally overnight I start getting these extremely hyper-partisan tweets in my TL one after the other from people I don't even follow with tons of angry comments underneath.
how hard can it fucking be to write 3-4 pages of bullet point answers to questions i already understand. what is wrong with me.
SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS! SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS AND SHE'S SQUEEZING!
May God help me and my roblox account!
VC: nimeer
>>803 As in, how does one benefit from softcore porn from twitter of all places
Internet shutdowns are apparently a human rights violation now
>>805 If you really ought to know, some of them also do ocassional escort work, and twitter is the most convenient place to keep tabs on those kind of updates. This is why it's a dedicated second account too.
>>807 Do you use their services when they become available?
anyone have a recommendation for a content-rich pick up and put down RPG for the nintendo DS with a cute female protagonist? need something to uuoooooh at while i wait for the bus.
if it's available in japanese that's even better. i already have pokemon black and HG.
keeping up with the kardashevs
>>809 play etrian odyssey 2/3 and make a whole party of them. Wouldn't recommend playing the first one since it's really barebones and buggy and they are all isolated stories anyway (but the 3ds remake of it is good)
>>808
He masturbates furiously whilst imagining himself as one of their clients.
>>812
Seconding the Etrian Odyssey games, they're a lot of fun.
I want to meet a nice Cuban lady
Do you think seagulls on top of buildings hear people having sex and know that's what it is? Sometimes I hear seagulls and it seems like they're imitating humans doing sex
80F today! it's the end of the planting season!! gotta get all this shit in the ground!!!
Uh oh, it looks like racial violence isnt a draw anymore, even the media is half-assing the coverage. I wonder what the next hysteria in the English-speaking world is gonna be.
Avast ye! Lavender-scented bilge rats
My interests are dancing and romancing
The fascination with cleopatra is odd. Egypt had been dead for a long while by the time she ended "dynastic" rule
etrian odyssey is pretty good actually
what's the opposite of "does a bear shit in the woods" or "is the pope catholic?" like a sarcastic response to a question whose answer is an obvious, emphatic, NO
>>822 but but she was a WOMAN and not only that she was BLACK!(greek)
The worst part about aging is not being able to jack off 4 times in a day or go to the gym 7 days in a row just to relieve the boredom anymore
too many nice clean white couches belonging to rich motherfuckers I personally antagonize and not enough dirty boots on my feet
>>827 I swear this seems to explain like 80% of the demographic that attempts to learn day trading
I wonder whether the reason so many big budget US productions look so cheap these days is because the money is being laundered into the foreign intelligence and millitary sectors.
Feels like the internet has gotten a bit more schiz in the last few weeks
Wrote a sweet poem for a lovely girl and she said it made her all cosy inside ☺️ Me too honeybunny that's how you make me feel every day 😚
I love XFCE
"Yuck" and "gross" are gonna become the new yikes and oof, watch
I'm eating too much!
LotR film prop replicas
>>832
Normies these days: "Is it right to govern without the consent of the governed?"
A bunch of glowbots: "Absolutely!"
Norm psueds vs Schizs
Modern literature sucks. Most authors come off like internet extremists that dont interact with normal people much but they can be slightly more eloquent, some of the schizo posters here could be acclaimed literature writers if they can sound slighty more smart
What's the definition of a schizo poster? I only see it used on text/imageboards
>>844
I see it mostly used to describe people who believe/talk about conspiracy theories and fringe, pseudoscientific topics (or some sort of incoming cataclysm) or in a more joking manner posters who believe that they are getting attacked by a certain mod/site/admin/poster whatever.
It also is used as a catch-all for most genuinely mentally ill posters.
>>844 it means you. We can tell that it's always you, because we have secret moon rays that do the dirty deed for us.
Meanwhile, can anyone tell me how people considered "elite" became thus?
Being extremely rich and influential. That one isnt hard to get
>>842
What's the cuttoff for this type of modern literature you are talking about? After 2013? After Amazon unleashed direct to ebook self publishing.
>>847 Or, the (sometimes tongue-in-cheek) kind of snobbish elitism felt by those that don't take part in mainstream trends... from the uncultivated swine of the “Eternal September”to Twitter normies
Or self-appointed gatekeepers like metal elitists getting butthurt about BABYMETAL
Now I'm thinking of chrome skinned people frowning in the crowd at a BABYMETAL concert
>>848
The last 5 years, so yeah, although I stuff I am reading tends to sell well and is liked by reviewers.
It's been like 9 years and people are still talking about the people butthurt over BABYMETAL. Move on already
>>844
For all the talk about internet homogenization, different websites tend to attract different types based on what phrases they use.
Like I have only seen the term "Reproductive Rights" when Redditors are freaking about abortion or whatever, I haven't seen this term anywhere else even from like dyed in the wool political lesbian man-hating feminists.
look i just wanna fuck a cute boy retarded and break his brain with my dick, it's not that complicated
>>830 I'm the guy that posted that and I've been getting into daytrading and crypto lately so your theory weirdly checks out
admit yoar roal
>>853 They're talking about different types of elitism, it's not about BABYMETAL, keep up!
I like when bands or brands or whatever stylize their name in all caps. It's like everyone needs to shout your band name in any context.
resewing a busted seam is not too hard actually, that's cool
i like the -noja chinese girl at the merchant guild
>>860
I like the trope in fiction where telepathy or mind speak is done in all caps, gives an appropriate "I can't block this out" feeling. Though smallcaps might be a little better than regular caps.
you would not believe your eyes
if ten million fbis pulled up as I fell asleep
> 2022
> being nostalgic for old anime you never watched
fushigi yuugi
Firefox's default settings are horrible
why are you, as a man, casting a healing spell on another man? cuz you want him to survive the fight so you can fuck him later?
Libera.Chat ended freenode's career
One side effect from the pashtun refugees I hope to see is for Islam to become more mainstream so people will freak out about them like they do whenever a public figure is religious but then have to weigh the options of a threat of violence if they do attack
Is it shallow that at this point I refuse to watch/play/read anything that's a reboot/remake?
i like when you're one of like 12 people who listen to a particular artist on a particular streaming service so <artist> radio/mix is just other artists that you also listen to
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1189459867/741 Wow life is so weird, existing blows my mind
i cant drink coconut milk without thinking of a dead little girl anymore
I'm so horny it's crazy!!
Myself, and my tribe of other armchair proctologists
車庫: don't talk to me or my son ever again
gacha gacha cute
so the KLF is just pink floyd for british genXers
... lame
i don't know what i expected
when i was 12 i used to post on a 4um that was really neurotically against double posting and that feeling is still with me. fortunately nobody knows this is a double post because it's an anonymous board!
>>879 Where did you get that idea? Who told you that? Pink Floyd are shite
Year 20XX
To fight declining birth rates, rape became legal.
>>882 and so are the KLF
Fnorn!!
Being a youtuber looks like one of the worst non manual labor jobs out that
i hope reizoko cj is alright
I always think of the number 8 for some reason
trees are cool i wish there were more of them
"she's so cute, i wonder what she's listening to"
"QUITCHER BITCHIN NIGGER AND JUST LET THINGS BE, YOU'RE MESSIN UP BIG TIME TAKE IT FROM ME"
People who have their anime avatars wearing masks are so embarassing. Especially if its sailor moon
>>882,885
well i'm the OP and i'll name a few things i noticed from watching 2 or 3 videos of them on youtube. i know pink floyd a lot better.
electronic-rock fusion
and that's just off the top of my head, i'm sure there's more similarities
i don't think either of them are terrible bands but i was just thinking oh should i listen to the KLF, and i decided against it because the music ain't all that much to my taste and i really do not care to learn ``the lore''. the aggressively masculine fans are a big turn off. i still like pink floyd but i'm casual about it
>>894
oops, should have previewed that one i guess, my bad
I hate the British.
Hung like a horse, bung like a mouse
>>894 Hmmm I see. Never really listened to either of them, put off for similar reasons
Why can't anyone these days make an MMO that's just an actual fun game and keeps its subs/sales up by being a fucking good game? Why do they all rely on viral marketing and focus grouped psychologically manipulative bar-filling gacha chink shit?
McDonald's is yummy
>その程度で死ぬやつはもう死んでるさ。まあ、うるさいと思うが。
霧雨魔理沙によるコロナ「禍」について
コロナ鍋
>>901
McDonald's coffee is good too, much better than Starbucks coffee
black people thinking the double-bun is a black hairstyle be like, we wuz qings nigga
i have this idea for something like a numbers station but it broadcasts random han characters instead
It has literally never stopped being Kaiba's turn. It never will.
Gen Zers with prominent twitter presence and explicit imageboard influence are all so samey. They might as well be the same person.
2Cool4Tw@er
>>909
I don't think it's just Gen Z, almost everyone on the internet these days is just one of a handful of type of people, so at least you can reasonably tell what kind of person someone is by the words they use.
>>910
This but unironically, at least use Mastodon or something that respects your freedom and you as a user
I miss paper magazines
Kim Jongun's yee-yee-ass haircut isn't a legal option for citizens of North Korea. Just another sacrifice he's making for the common man!
I dont know what to believe about North Korea.
I dont know what to believe about anything anymore
>>911
Something about the wording "at least use Mastodon or something" makes me think you are some form of deviant microblogging addict...
she's a bird why would she eat a mcnugget
Cockblocking as an evolutionary survival mechanism
Little Brown Jug (Viennese Ballroom Arr.)
why do i desire to play videogames
it's been two months since i even felt like it
No matter how much you scrub, you'll never be clean, Justin! NEVER be CLEAN, JUSTINNNN
"If a russian s̶p̶e̶a̶k̶s̶ breathes, he lies"
I'm a bitch.
...and the Polish dog said, "What's meat?"
And the Russian dog said, >>923
It's a great time for knights who say 二. I mean, assuming they use the other calendar.
二 二
二 二
What sad times are these, when passing weebs can say 二 to old ladies at will
no one ever sat on their deathbed wishing they'd spent less lazy afternoons drinking tea in the sun, just saying
>>927 Yes they did, lots of people regret squandering their potential. I already regret a few opportunities I missed due to fannying about
surrealpolitik
>>929
It's downright eerie how much the things listed in this article describe the world we currently live in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodern_theatre
Good luck, you lewd cuck
>>922
There is nothing ancient about Ukraine.
I'm tired of being forced to pretend all these post-soviet breakaway provinces are anything but relics of uti possidetis, it's yet another globohomo humiliation ritual, just like being forced to pretend a person with a cock and balls can be a woman. If you truly believe this shit you're a useful idiot and if you pretend to believe it for social status you're a sociopathic bugman.
Ukraine is not even a real country, it's a vacation house for Russian oligarchs to film child porn in because they somehow manage to have an even more corrupt government than Russia itself.
might fuck around and drive myself to the peaks of lovecraftian madness trying to learn how to read kanbun
>>935
I have a copy of 精講漢文 but it's a bit beyond my level right now. Would also like to pass 漢字検定 L1. Have done Heisig book 1 and have a bit over 2000 vocab cards.
replicating the arecibo message in my anki heatmap
pig cum (type A)
pig cum (type B)
Ooh those pig spunk types actually do sound really erotic tbh wow
>>909
I hate how certain people act like gen z has a completely alien worldview, outlook and way of socializing. They're just young and the people saying this are not. Im sure they'll find generation dildoshitter annoying in 20~ years
ツイッタ辞めたから会話機械が滅多になくなった、うちの/nihongo/も昔から枯死…四旬節上英語利用を踏み止めようか
機会
ah well, here we go
>>940 They do though, same with every generation but it's a lot more extreme in the Internet age. The world teenagers experience today is different from the world for teenagers even just 10 years ago. That's not really what >>909 was talking about though is it, I know exactly the generic cookie-cutter type of person they're talking about.
cunny milk
luna "child erotic"
star sapphic
san ketsu-sei
Sapporo People's Republic
Hokkaido People's Republic
lole
>>948
Dont be too harsh on norms, they are told to be concerned
Twitter discovering EVA was genuinely more devastating to me
>>950
based internet sociopath
still waiting for putin to recognize the ryukyu people's racial island republic
Based on?
Autism republics
The brave and proud DQN People's Republic denounces SSZ's fascist reddit moderation and pledges allegiance to Yuri Kuznetsov!
Picolony Nauts
Picolony Nauts 0
Picolony Nauts 00
Picolony Nauts 1
Independent lolicon republic backed by Russia in the Osaka region.
home along on a friday night??? juts remeber...
always be a GOAT not a goddamn SHEEP
>>948
If Ukraine is Walmart-brand Russia, what's Belarus?
you can tell >>956 is a russian troll because he incorrectly capitalizes "ssz"
>>961 a stash of individually wrapped Polish candies, carefully preserved in a car glovebox since 1987
Drowzee, the jewish pokemon: This pokemon is jewish and spends sabbath eating unleavened bread.
Got banned from /v/ so I can't eldenpost for another two days. At least they're having fun.
Earlier: "Maybe indices aren't for me. There's an easy trend some days but I'm getting smoked here."
Now: "forex charts are fucking frightening"
elizabeth HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlmes
the woketer olympics
Earlier: “Maybe indicas aren't for me. There's an easy trend some days but it's getting <i>smoked</i> here.”
Now: “my legs don't work I can't get off the couch”
dude the weed number and the sex number lmao
~9 years of missteps and wrong decisions, but i'm still around
this will work out somehow, i think
eat ass, smoke grass, and eat grass
Stop overanalyzing children cartoons and watch a film or read a book aimed at adults, jesus
咲き誇る is a cool word
a modern monster gaming rig hardware used as the guts of a retro computer's expansion slot peripheral so that your atari does in fact run crysis
sugoi
gacha gacha cute
four star admiral rare gachapull
Watch the servant work for Man, his master! Machines obedient to the merest touch, some as delicate as the flutter of a butterfly's wing, some as powerful as an avalanche!
fucking 桂丁!!!!
hentai ga ippai!
That dentata vtuber girl is pretty good at putting sharp things in her cunt.
I love how you can forcefully snowball memes, trends and ideas into norms with youtube recommendations
people fall for bait too often IMO my opinion
i think there's a real possibility that the ukraine invasion will end up making hetalia and polishball come back in full force
*polandball
It says a lot about our society and nobody bats an eye
🤡
👐🏻
It says the same thing about a foreign society and everyone loses their minds!
Kill all blue checkmarks
Navigare necesse desu. Vivere non japanese people shouting cope as hell denpa poststructuralist: denpa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1pfbA71AB0 is this denpa?
Another kind of person that annoys me is when there's some mad capers going on or surreal humour or in-jokes or something, and some cllueless chump chimes in with something like “I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy” “hey um what the fuck?” “literally what the EVERLOVING FUCK did i just read??”, flavourless reaction images, all that shit
“Swiss Navy” is a great name for lube-by-the-gallon
I just misread libertarian as librarian.