how hard can it fucking be to write 3-4 pages of bullet point answers to questions i already understand. what is wrong with me.
SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS! SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS AND SHE'S SQUEEZING!
May God help me and my roblox account!
VC: nimeer
>>803 As in, how does one benefit from softcore porn from twitter of all places
Internet shutdowns are apparently a human rights violation now
>>805 If you really ought to know, some of them also do ocassional escort work, and twitter is the most convenient place to keep tabs on those kind of updates. This is why it's a dedicated second account too.
>>807 Do you use their services when they become available?
anyone have a recommendation for a content-rich pick up and put down RPG for the nintendo DS with a cute female protagonist? need something to uuoooooh at while i wait for the bus.
if it's available in japanese that's even better. i already have pokemon black and HG.
keeping up with the kardashevs
>>809 play etrian odyssey 2/3 and make a whole party of them. Wouldn't recommend playing the first one since it's really barebones and buggy and they are all isolated stories anyway (but the 3ds remake of it is good)
>>808
He masturbates furiously whilst imagining himself as one of their clients.
>>812
Seconding the Etrian Odyssey games, they're a lot of fun.
I want to meet a nice Cuban lady
Do you think seagulls on top of buildings hear people having sex and know that's what it is? Sometimes I hear seagulls and it seems like they're imitating humans doing sex
80F today! it's the end of the planting season!! gotta get all this shit in the ground!!!
Uh oh, it looks like racial violence isnt a draw anymore, even the media is half-assing the coverage. I wonder what the next hysteria in the English-speaking world is gonna be.
Avast ye! Lavender-scented bilge rats
My interests are dancing and romancing
The fascination with cleopatra is odd. Egypt had been dead for a long while by the time she ended "dynastic" rule
etrian odyssey is pretty good actually
what's the opposite of "does a bear shit in the woods" or "is the pope catholic?" like a sarcastic response to a question whose answer is an obvious, emphatic, NO
>>822 but but she was a WOMAN and not only that she was BLACK!(greek)
The worst part about aging is not being able to jack off 4 times in a day or go to the gym 7 days in a row just to relieve the boredom anymore
too many nice clean white couches belonging to rich motherfuckers I personally antagonize and not enough dirty boots on my feet
>>827 I swear this seems to explain like 80% of the demographic that attempts to learn day trading
I wonder whether the reason so many big budget US productions look so cheap these days is because the money is being laundered into the foreign intelligence and millitary sectors.
Feels like the internet has gotten a bit more schiz in the last few weeks
Wrote a sweet poem for a lovely girl and she said it made her all cosy inside ☺️ Me too honeybunny that's how you make me feel every day 😚
I love XFCE
"Yuck" and "gross" are gonna become the new yikes and oof, watch
I'm eating too much!
LotR film prop replicas
>>832
Normies these days: "Is it right to govern without the consent of the governed?"
A bunch of glowbots: "Absolutely!"
Norm psueds vs Schizs
Modern literature sucks. Most authors come off like internet extremists that dont interact with normal people much but they can be slightly more eloquent, some of the schizo posters here could be acclaimed literature writers if they can sound slighty more smart
What's the definition of a schizo poster? I only see it used on text/imageboards
>>844
I see it mostly used to describe people who believe/talk about conspiracy theories and fringe, pseudoscientific topics (or some sort of incoming cataclysm) or in a more joking manner posters who believe that they are getting attacked by a certain mod/site/admin/poster whatever.
It also is used as a catch-all for most genuinely mentally ill posters.
>>844 it means you. We can tell that it's always you, because we have secret moon rays that do the dirty deed for us.
Meanwhile, can anyone tell me how people considered "elite" became thus?
Being extremely rich and influential. That one isnt hard to get
>>842
What's the cuttoff for this type of modern literature you are talking about? After 2013? After Amazon unleashed direct to ebook self publishing.
>>847 Or, the (sometimes tongue-in-cheek) kind of snobbish elitism felt by those that don't take part in mainstream trends... from the uncultivated swine of the “Eternal September”to Twitter normies
Or self-appointed gatekeepers like metal elitists getting butthurt about BABYMETAL
Now I'm thinking of chrome skinned people frowning in the crowd at a BABYMETAL concert
>>848
The last 5 years, so yeah, although I stuff I am reading tends to sell well and is liked by reviewers.
It's been like 9 years and people are still talking about the people butthurt over BABYMETAL. Move on already
>>844
For all the talk about internet homogenization, different websites tend to attract different types based on what phrases they use.
Like I have only seen the term "Reproductive Rights" when Redditors are freaking about abortion or whatever, I haven't seen this term anywhere else even from like dyed in the wool political lesbian man-hating feminists.
look i just wanna fuck a cute boy retarded and break his brain with my dick, it's not that complicated
>>830 I'm the guy that posted that and I've been getting into daytrading and crypto lately so your theory weirdly checks out
admit yoar roal
>>853 They're talking about different types of elitism, it's not about BABYMETAL, keep up!
I like when bands or brands or whatever stylize their name in all caps. It's like everyone needs to shout your band name in any context.
resewing a busted seam is not too hard actually, that's cool
i like the -noja chinese girl at the merchant guild
>>860
I like the trope in fiction where telepathy or mind speak is done in all caps, gives an appropriate "I can't block this out" feeling. Though smallcaps might be a little better than regular caps.
you would not believe your eyes
if ten million fbis pulled up as I fell asleep
> 2022
> being nostalgic for old anime you never watched
fushigi yuugi
Firefox's default settings are horrible
why are you, as a man, casting a healing spell on another man? cuz you want him to survive the fight so you can fuck him later?
Libera.Chat ended freenode's career
One side effect from the pashtun refugees I hope to see is for Islam to become more mainstream so people will freak out about them like they do whenever a public figure is religious but then have to weigh the options of a threat of violence if they do attack
Is it shallow that at this point I refuse to watch/play/read anything that's a reboot/remake?
i like when you're one of like 12 people who listen to a particular artist on a particular streaming service so <artist> radio/mix is just other artists that you also listen to
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1189459867/741 Wow life is so weird, existing blows my mind
i cant drink coconut milk without thinking of a dead little girl anymore
I'm so horny it's crazy!!
Myself, and my tribe of other armchair proctologists
車庫: don't talk to me or my son ever again
gacha gacha cute
so the KLF is just pink floyd for british genXers
... lame
i don't know what i expected
when i was 12 i used to post on a 4um that was really neurotically against double posting and that feeling is still with me. fortunately nobody knows this is a double post because it's an anonymous board!
>>879 Where did you get that idea? Who told you that? Pink Floyd are shite
Year 20XX
To fight declining birth rates, rape became legal.
>>882 and so are the KLF
Fnorn!!
Being a youtuber looks like one of the worst non manual labor jobs out that
i hope reizoko cj is alright
I always think of the number 8 for some reason
trees are cool i wish there were more of them
"she's so cute, i wonder what she's listening to"
"QUITCHER BITCHIN NIGGER AND JUST LET THINGS BE, YOU'RE MESSIN UP BIG TIME TAKE IT FROM ME"
People who have their anime avatars wearing masks are so embarassing. Especially if its sailor moon
>>882,885
well i'm the OP and i'll name a few things i noticed from watching 2 or 3 videos of them on youtube. i know pink floyd a lot better.
electronic-rock fusion
and that's just off the top of my head, i'm sure there's more similarities
i don't think either of them are terrible bands but i was just thinking oh should i listen to the KLF, and i decided against it because the music ain't all that much to my taste and i really do not care to learn ``the lore''. the aggressively masculine fans are a big turn off. i still like pink floyd but i'm casual about it
>>894
oops, should have previewed that one i guess, my bad
I hate the British.
Hung like a horse, bung like a mouse
>>894 Hmmm I see. Never really listened to either of them, put off for similar reasons
Why can't anyone these days make an MMO that's just an actual fun game and keeps its subs/sales up by being a fucking good game? Why do they all rely on viral marketing and focus grouped psychologically manipulative bar-filling gacha chink shit?