me 10 minutes ago: surely tangut can't be that bad
me now: lmao the way midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works is the way this actually works
how do midwestern white grandmas think hanzi works?
everyone is AFX this, OPN that, Sewerslvt here, VSnares there
for me it's Gigi D'Agostino
Yo yo yo, new Android patches just dropped, where my glowniggas at
Discussion that lasts less than 50 posts can be barely called a discussion.
Posting from MacOS Monterey - these get uglier and uglier
>>207
I checked out Big Sur and the eject button wasn't even properly aligned, I dunno if it's worth migrating from clover to opencore to update my Mojave install.
>>210
XFCE is still fine
"If you want a vision of the future computer, imagine a phone that's a rectangle and nearly every program you can use on it is not-disapproved by a Silicon Valley company." -Albert Einstein
Imagine meeting THE girls from Girls' Last Tour and you get yuu pregnant because she likes you and chii-chan has to listen to you have sex over n over but then yuu doesn't want her left out so then you have two wives and you find a nice cozy part of the city to populate and start a community in with your two wives yuu and chii-chan... wouldn't that be rad
living the dream
>>213
It would be (kettenk)rad!
Wouldn't it be weird if sexual reproduction was reversed? Imagine a penis going in and out of a vagina until the woman orgasms and shoots her sperm into the mans penis and he gets pregnant?
>>217
From conception or birth? It must be hard giving birth out of a penis.
>>216
only 1% of sperm would get to the destination, unless penis had a sucking in function somehow. This sucking organ would've been 5 times bigger than male balls, and would've been unactive for the most of human's lifetime, just taking space. Just terribly unefficient all around. You would need a way to clean it of sucked in dust or something like that, this means extra excretions. Plus sperm needs a temperature a bit lower than the rest of the body, this means this female would still need balls and would still need the channel to deliver sperm from balls into the sucking penis. If you go that far, might as well just deliver all the way into the female's body. It is probably possible to have semen production without balls, but resulting semen probably wouldn't be able to move as freely or something, human body probably has its temperature for a reason, to kill as much of alien organisms that try to get inside as possible.
The pissu kids are ruining a yet another hideout. Unfortunate.
think hurts, please stop the think, I don't want to think anymore, please stop this, please, somebody
game over teenbro
What's that song that goes something like MAWARU MAWARU, MERRY MERRY GO ROUND!! ?
It's a powerful uptempo dance song and I think it might be touhou-related
Being a cop is like, you never worry about having a corkscrew
Has anyone heard of a C87 album called HOT COKO with a track by ココ on it?
> only 1% of sperm would get to the destination
damn, your right, it could never work, a mans penis only shoots out one sperm at a time maybe 2 sometimes and thats how you get twins
I knew bunnies were hypersexual but I didn't know they could hump so fast.
Ever tried to pee backwards? Getting something outside through a tiny canal is much easier than getting something back in. This is why month is much bigger than asshole.
Male sperm and female sperm have to meet each other inside, this is why you need to flood it like that.. I wonder why there is usually only one female sperm at the time. Maybe specifically to avoid the twin situation?
gonna change my name to shakespeare and write a book called hamlet but it'll be about a small pig
>>220
Verm owns you
I don't know who needs to hear this but
2BUCKHOMEWORLD
I tried visiting pissu once but everyone there types like a teenage girl and I don't much care for it.
You have to wonder how hyper productive artists like @hyxpk and @kamindani operate. I would guess it's the Bob Ross effect.
>>232
Teengirls vs Teenbro mafia
one thing i like about this place is that despite periodic scares that tumblr people / twitter people / 4chan people / people from that russian guy's sites / people from some new site are gonna invade, it never happens because to post on a text board consistently you have to have a basic level of literacy that simply isn't present on 99% of the internet
Michiganders and Michigeese
Naomi Osaka vs WingsofRedemption
>>233 Generally speaking, really fast artists like that are making compromises that they've practiced a lot and aren't ultimately a detriment to what they do. For example, using rendering techniques that don't take long, knowing how to vary up a sameface, being really good at <body part A> so that nobody knows nor cares that you're not "the really good <body part B> guy", that sorta thing.
(That is not to say it isn't impressive. It's very impressive.)
Naomi Osaka Penis
fuck u for locking me out ebay
GOONGA GINGA GOONGA GING GANG GOONGING GOONGA
t. corea
Shota National Party
RIP Galko, I don't see how your author gets outta this one
Bear Grylls deepfake vtuber
21 12 21
the nightmare before christmas was a weak movie
Tim Burton is a hack fraud
beverly hills cop + ninja + 90210 is a very confusing franchise Kappa
They see me rofflin'. They hatin'
She became negroidal
I mostly use DQN as part of my lunch break at work (and then pop on later to see if there's been any replies). I'm off for the holidays, so see you in the new year, dokyuns!
I never managed to pirate multimedia fusion as a kid because I got a lot of hits for porn with two dudes in it.
Hong Kong
>japanese webfont
a horrifying idea, it's not a pathetic latin alphabet with like 80 characters, those are heavy.
mona is hipster shit.
I used to think the "waifus blacked" thing was a joke based off the old VRChat meme event and "built for bbc"-type shitposting but some of the editing is so extensive I'm starting to think its an actual fetish and I dont know if that makes it funnier or just sad
I'd say it is 3% fetish and 97% fetish for pissing people off.
and 100% mental illness
Hiding of ID when you sage feels weird, why it works like that. It's kind of inconvenient for everyone.
Every imageboard or textboard I know of suck each in a different way. This here is one of the better places.
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私は黒人が「イケメン」よりも置くのが少ないと思います
try again but in your native language
pizdarique
your thoughts suck, think harder
wait, no, it's a trap, don't think
orange violet succubus
anarchy in the /dqn/
Je trouve les Noirs moins rebutants que les "ikemen" japonais aux cheveux blonds et à la peau bronzée. Ceux-là m'intimident vraiment et je ne sais pas pourquoi
dqn DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Imagine being a mindreader in a foreign country. I assume real mindreaders are capable of hijacking deeper levels than just internal monologue, and those are language independent. In "made in abyss" there are mindreading monsters, incredibly dangerous shits. Imagine deep mindreading used before hiring somebody, or on politicians. Imagine opening somebody's skull physically as a prerequisite to getting to some positions.
I should've killed myself 10 years ago. I need to do something instead of just wasting time.
絶対に来迎されない人生を活きてしまった
go'on cave
jelqing to wu dynasty kanji readings
vc: kan
George Floyd (ghost form) is going to haunt me one of these days
I like how the word cocaine sounds. Almost like cock, but better. Should be kokein and kok though.
>>257
Post examples of "Some S_JIS art takes the difference between the types of brackets into account (and was probably made by Mona users)".
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If I replaced my eyeballs with iPhone cameras, the image quality that I see would be worse. Though it would be worse than my normal eyes while using glasses or contact lenses, it would still be something. I would be able to see, but I guess I would have to charge my battery for my eyes maybe multiple times per day. Also, I don't know if the science to convert a digital image signal to a brain image signal has been done yet.
simp and trad
lean mean teen machine
if you tattoo yourself a bunch with formulas for integrals in your hands because they look kinda cool, do you get banned forever from taking calculus exams? do they ask you to put on gloves
>airport security guy found the cum tissue
you have my deepest sympathies.... SIMP ON THESE NUTS AH AH AH
I will spank my child if they ever nickname their fire Pokémon a variant of "flambé"
bitch better scream jumanji so i know she done playin games
i wanna cum in the genshin dog boy and suck on his tummy so fucking bad dude
homestuck is americana
I keep setting realistic goals that I don't accomplish, because way deep down maybe I just don't want to, but my realistic alternative of being a useless piece of shit playing video games all day also doesn't hold that much appeal way deep down either.
same
Dilip Kumar
Merry Christmas and shit, you fucks.
Christmas is three months away, idort.
it's always christmas in christmas town
Noggers!
