Brooks and I put our boots on, and we did a little wiggles Texas two step!
I hope my pace of lens reductions just keeps going even though that's supposedly unrealistic
don't know what to say!!!!!
most hentai artists have never seen elfin genitals and it shows
First time in several months that I went driving to clear my head a little. Doesn't seem like it had any effect, though!
personally i believe dqn should not have an archive. time is weirder here. give me all 3000+ threads in one place thank you very much.
i agree, also every single thread in the history of dqn together is probably like 500mb of text at most so it's not like having them separate is a huge performance boost
the entire king james bible is about 5mb of plaintext
Adding all the filesizes from the subbacks.html gets me 175MB, which is still a lot! But doesn't account for the markup and metadata.
vc: cuy is delicious!
I think
vc: exchan (RIP)
>>757
I'm pretty sure Kareha starts suffering from serious performance issues past a certain number of threads.
Life is a rollercoaster, ya just gotta ride it
Damn do you ever fart and you're just like, wow that was such an excellent fart, great resonance, perfect pungency, that felt sooo good
I don't want to go to work...
Its so hard to sit down and read a book anymore. I think I fried my brain.
>>765
Start with short books you can read in one sitting, its not like people are born with the ability to just sit down and tear into a doorstopper
The Wikipedia dick is a real no fun allowed poster
>>767
Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
I read 10 short "Introduction To [philosopher]" books this year so far, I only read when I poop (I've also started pooping on milk and orange juice, now I totally get it!)
>>767 Don't be silly, you're totally seeing something that isn't there... if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate, that's your problem. He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
lavender town theme reminding 8 year olds of the inevitability of death since 1996
>>767
The worst part is that it's actually just doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread. He just wants to push his "contribution" to DQN at the expense of the thread quality.
it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts, and also spacing them out a bit
Hello everyone! Mr. Wikipedia Dick here! My dick is Wikipedia and vice versa! I just thought I'd cheerfully address some of the criticism levelled against me today!
>a real no fun allowed poster
As I've stated a few times before, any impression you get of finger-wagging or chastisement is in your imagination. All I'm saying is gthat has been posted before, interesting!h
>Mr. Wikipedia Dick is plenty of fun!
This is extremely true! >>768 knows what's up, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself!
>if you feel slighted because he said you posted a duplicate
As I said, it's absolutely not a gGotcha! You should have checked if that had been postedh kind of attack, but when someone takes it personally and gets offended, it only increases the entertainment value (for me at least).
>He's never even said "don't post duplicates"
This is true. It may be worth noting that while most of the posts are by gmeh, there's been a couple of times someone else has posted with my name, which is fun, even if I thought hmmm I would never say such a thing
>The worst part is
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>doubling the amount of worthless posts in that thread
>at the expense of the thread quality
That depends on how you measure the gworthh of a post - which you'll know is a fool's game, if you listened to your village's e-lders. If you think about it, it actually adds gvalueh to the reposts, not including the entertainment value mentioned before.
>He just wants to...
This is useless, low-level thinking you can find across the world and it causes so much friction - how can you possibly know what a stranger's intentions are? >>773 is correct,
>it could probably be helped by adding an original wikipedia link to his posts
When I come across a cpm pt`khsx Wikipedia link, I share it. I don't go looking for them specifically. No need to force it.
>and also spacing them out a bit
When someone posts something, I read it. Sometimes either the title or the first paragraph jogs my memory and I realise I've read it here before. Then I cheerfully link to the last time it was posted. That's the only time Mr. Wikipedia Dick posts about it.
Thank you for the feedback everyone! Now let's get back to po-faced whinging about other posters!
Disregard that I suck cocks
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There's definitely a bit of dickishness to the wikipedia dick, but it's a playful dickishness, like Alex Trebek gently ribbing a Jeopardy contestant for not knowing a particularly obscure answer. Also, what makes something "DQN quality"is sort of nebulous so it's interesting to see which articles are considered by multiple people to be "DQN quality".
i'm a sick fuck, i like to get killed with a large brick
I think duplicates are usually annoying, but some are very far back so who the hell remembers and also like my reason for posting "Jew with a coin" (I like positive depictions of my ancestors' culture, particularly their penchant and reputation for preserving generational/community wealth, whereas the article is full of kvetching by schmucks who are at best incapable of happiness) might be different from someone else's, which is their own business..
Put tulip bulbs back on the futures exchanges, you cowards!
Apparently what I thought was a difference between MS PGothic and Mona + Saitamaar was really a difference between the old MS PGothic from Windows XP and modern MS PGothic. Those other AA fonts were imitating the original MS PGothic, from before Microsoft made changes.
>>782 I remember, and I remember what I was wearing at the time as well. Your personal reason for posting gJew with a coinh is not relevant, all I said was someone shared it before :)
I wish my memory was as good as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's...
I wish my dick was as huge as Mr. Wikipedia Dick's....
I wish I was a real person, and not just disembodied text on a screen.
lawd of da rangs: return of the KANGGZZZ
>>785 What you don't remember is that I was the one who posted it first!
YouTube could've been the ultimate media IP clearinghouse, more or less a license to print money if the bottom ever falls out of Internet advertising, but Lazy Susan is looking at NFTs instead. LOL!
offering rides to girls for the sole purpose of forcing them to listen to all of hard songs megapack volume 2
Getting a twitter account just for following asian artists has been a terrible endeavour still.
>>795 even with location set to Japan the sidebar force-memes outrage designed to keep users coming back instead of showing the organic trends
Phoning up my broker all like "when Gold is 1800, you have my permission to buy
>>796
What makes me laugh is that the twitter trend campaigns always are some retarded phrase, usually with semi-aliteration. Its the most obvious manufactured shit.
Can't wait to cum in your shoes, my dear.
>>796
Oh yeah I have a twitter account I use to follow hot girls almost exclusively and literally overnight I start getting these extremely hyper-partisan tweets in my TL one after the other from people I don't even follow with tons of angry comments underneath.
how hard can it fucking be to write 3-4 pages of bullet point answers to questions i already understand. what is wrong with me.
SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS! SHE HAS ME BY THE BALLS AND SHE'S SQUEEZING!
May God help me and my roblox account!
VC: nimeer
>>803 As in, how does one benefit from softcore porn from twitter of all places
Internet shutdowns are apparently a human rights violation now
>>805 If you really ought to know, some of them also do ocassional escort work, and twitter is the most convenient place to keep tabs on those kind of updates. This is why it's a dedicated second account too.
>>807 Do you use their services when they become available?
anyone have a recommendation for a content-rich pick up and put down RPG for the nintendo DS with a cute female protagonist? need something to uuoooooh at while i wait for the bus.
if it's available in japanese that's even better. i already have pokemon black and HG.
keeping up with the kardashevs
>>809 play etrian odyssey 2/3 and make a whole party of them. Wouldn't recommend playing the first one since it's really barebones and buggy and they are all isolated stories anyway (but the 3ds remake of it is good)
>>808
He masturbates furiously whilst imagining himself as one of their clients.
>>812
Seconding the Etrian Odyssey games, they're a lot of fun.
I want to meet a nice Cuban lady
Do you think seagulls on top of buildings hear people having sex and know that's what it is? Sometimes I hear seagulls and it seems like they're imitating humans doing sex
80F today! it's the end of the planting season!! gotta get all this shit in the ground!!!
Uh oh, it looks like racial violence isnt a draw anymore, even the media is half-assing the coverage. I wonder what the next hysteria in the English-speaking world is gonna be.
Avast ye! Lavender-scented bilge rats
My interests are dancing and romancing
The fascination with cleopatra is odd. Egypt had been dead for a long while by the time she ended "dynastic" rule
etrian odyssey is pretty good actually
what's the opposite of "does a bear shit in the woods" or "is the pope catholic?" like a sarcastic response to a question whose answer is an obvious, emphatic, NO
>>822 but but she was a WOMAN and not only that she was BLACK!(greek)
The worst part about aging is not being able to jack off 4 times in a day or go to the gym 7 days in a row just to relieve the boredom anymore
too many nice clean white couches belonging to rich motherfuckers I personally antagonize and not enough dirty boots on my feet
>>827 I swear this seems to explain like 80% of the demographic that attempts to learn day trading
I wonder whether the reason so many big budget US productions look so cheap these days is because the money is being laundered into the foreign intelligence and millitary sectors.
Feels like the internet has gotten a bit more schiz in the last few weeks
Wrote a sweet poem for a lovely girl and she said it made her all cosy inside ☺️ Me too honeybunny that's how you make me feel every day 😚
I love XFCE
"Yuck" and "gross" are gonna become the new yikes and oof, watch
I'm eating too much!
LotR film prop replicas
>>832
Normies these days: "Is it right to govern without the consent of the governed?"
A bunch of glowbots: "Absolutely!"
Norm psueds vs Schizs
Modern literature sucks. Most authors come off like internet extremists that dont interact with normal people much but they can be slightly more eloquent, some of the schizo posters here could be acclaimed literature writers if they can sound slighty more smart
What's the definition of a schizo poster? I only see it used on text/imageboards
>>844
I see it mostly used to describe people who believe/talk about conspiracy theories and fringe, pseudoscientific topics (or some sort of incoming cataclysm) or in a more joking manner posters who believe that they are getting attacked by a certain mod/site/admin/poster whatever.
It also is used as a catch-all for most genuinely mentally ill posters.
>>844 it means you. We can tell that it's always you, because we have secret moon rays that do the dirty deed for us.
Meanwhile, can anyone tell me how people considered "elite" became thus?
Being extremely rich and influential. That one isnt hard to get