Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
Wait, I'm an idiot, I forgot to put the last one on.
#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
Cute girl posting in the wrong thread.
legalize gay weed 1994
So guys, what are your opinions on wojakposting?
I must confess that I find it a trifle tiresome myself.
>>5 i've hated wojaks, pepes/frogs, and dogeposting ever since they became a thing but they won't fucking go away
In some of these old threads that got bumped, I recognise posts I made 4000 days ago. Isn't that crazy
Sometimes I go to imgur dot com to leech their bandwidth and I catch a glimpse of an advice animal and have to reflect on my actions.
why is it called a top level domain if it comes at the end of the url
give us this day our daily pizza-crust
milslurp
I feel empty...
you know the joke about how the worst version of bob dylan songs is the one by bob dylan?
i feel that way about zun sometimes
visual basic 6
Fuck google.
My head hurts.
i've been sweaty lately and i don't know why
i mean, it's probably just stress from playing games more competitively than before, but i don't know it's that.
NEED TO VOMIT.
i'm way behind on my lore
Why would google assume that a video called "sex crazed ponies" is intended for kids?
I thought I made a thread here about the corona virus but I can't find it.
>>26
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1584316870/? It got pushed off the front page by the coomer spammer bumping a bunch of old threads.
Everything gets worse forever.
Don't worry, there's still >>88GET for you to snipe. You big gay Hitler you.
The Sussman more like the sus man.
>go to event
>bring camera because it's a fun hobby
>get great seat, take tons of photos with event organizer's blessing
>never taken photos of this particular thing before, turns out it's quite difficult
>accept it as an opportunity to practice and grow as a photographer
>spend ridiculous amount of time sorting, culling, and editing after the event because it really was tons of photos
>actually genuinely proud of some of them
>throw the best ones in a zip file, upload to host
>send link to event organizer, some friends, and a private board for this particular thing, explicitly asking for honest feedback for growth purposes
>wait a day
>"I love that one shot"
>a few voiceless thumbs up at the board
>zero other response
>not even acknowledgement of receipt by organizer
>come on, at least say if they suck or not, that was a lot of work
>wait a couple more days
>still zero other response
>hmm, is anyone even looking at this?
>check file access logs on host
>two downloads, total
Oh.
I'm cute.
"To all NEETs and Hikkis, get fucked."
punching down my inner egg by lifting weights and eating eggs
nobody owes it to you to help you get better at your hobby, just keep practicing
>>36
Certainly, but I think you can understand that it's still a disappointment when someone who promises to do so doesn't.
(which I realize I didn't mention, but yes, that was part of the experience)
photography is like that for me as well. takes tons of time and nobody seems to care. it's still cool and fun. try getting your good shots printed sometime. cheap as chips; around here i can get 4x6 prints for 10 cents each, and i get frames at the thrift shop or dollar store
TAIWAN NUMBER 1
>>39
Yeah, I've had some prints made. Got a few on my wall, even. There's definitely something satisfying about turning my work into a tangible product. I have a few empty photo albums I got at a yard sale, maybe I should fill one with just these shots.
can someone do some fanart of my Irish-Egyptian original character named O'Siris
perceived punitive motives of dentists
You are DQN.
keeps putting me with retired ex-masters when i'm silver at best
gaem is ded
cards against humanity is just a masturbatory "which of our jokes do you think are funniest" with no room for player creativity
I'm warm inside.
good morning fellow idiots
DQN is me.
R( ίE)m imagine thinkng
Why doesnt the OP list thread #34?
>>56
Perhaps they clicked "Last 50 posts" instead of "Entire thread".
hhhhhhhhhhhiiiiii lime by
koishi
"Yeah, but I've won coin flips before"
I'm stupid.
starting a social media account for my honest political thoughts & packaging it as satire
When people say "literal" in the hyperbolic sense and not for something that literally happened, I like to pretend they said "littoral" so it's still wrong but for a funnier reason
Actually any time and not just misusing it. That guy's a littoral pædophile XD Captcha: haw haw haw
>>64 If he was caught kiddy-diddling at the beach then that's a great pun, for shore
with mosaic censorship over her blanket
idiocracy is not isekai, the guy just has the same predicament
I fart into a cup and give it to you to drink
What's isekai even, is it that anime guy who created absolutely beautiful landscapes and was completely shit at drawing faces?..
you know those couple minutes right after your highschool graduation ceremony where it was all over and the veil drops and everyone is just kinda standing around like "ok, what now?"
the last few years of internet have felt kinda like that
Wish someone was licking my ears right now.
remembering how in "Peace on Earth" the last two humans shot each other and that's how they became extinct
peace at last!
I am an undie, and i love emailing my TA annoying questions
I have many cute people in my life.
Terrible drivers are an essential service and are working through this crisis to keep you from getting anywhere safely on time. With reduced traffic, terrible drivers are having to drive slower, veer blindly across more lanes of traffic, tailgate even closer, and stare at their phones longer at every single green light. Their hard work assures your rare trips out of the home remain unpleasant, providing a sense of normalcy in these difficult times.
Out of curiosity: https://i.imgur.com/idcqxew.png (the vertical axis is days)
Oh for fuck's sake. You've already forced thousands of people to switch their email addresses, set up 2FA, and use only particular programs to access email. Yet you STILL can't filter out some bozo who has learned that he can write whatever he wants in the "From" field of the message. Right now we've got highly respected PhDs writing each other things like "My signature always has this particular quotation, but the fake messages don't have any quotations. That's how you can tell which ones are real."
Just tell us all to use PGP and configure the system to reject un-signed messages, or set up a fucking DIME server from Levison's code, or something. It would be less hassle than what you've already done and it might actually work.
i want kim yo jong to step on my dick
I remember lurking 99chan a bit 10 years ago, they had a Dance board where we talked about tektonik and jumpstyle. Ahh memories...
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
>>85 i miss /cccp/ and /reich/, i remember one day they combined them into like a nazbol board or something
There is a knot in the faux-wood of my apartment's flooring that looks uncannily like the head of a man wearing dark glasses and a fake nose, framed by a sunburst-esque decoration. Either the human mind is primed for facial recognition, or I should start a cult.
>>87 Dancing with distant friends is a lot more fun, but not as fun as dancing very close to friends
balls
My life so far can be divided pretty cleanly into 2 year segments based on my mental state. So far we've had the age of paranoia, the age of anger, the age of depression and the age of stress, right now we're in the age of lethargy. I can just smell the age of fun over the horizon.
Right now I'm in the age of swollen nuts
I'm in the age of smoke weed everyday
the age of autism
the age of acting like i'm 12
the age of... aquarius
I oscillate between 6-8 month cycles of "If I take the time to clear my head, I'll feel better" and "Oh, so that's what I was trying to forget".
tfw you win a sniper duel and the other guy immediately deletes himself from the match
The age of abject terror.
Who the fuck is raiding us this time?
you
>>100 It's interesting on an anonymous textboard how obvious it is when there are new visitors, isn't it? I guess they'll either lurk and learn what it means to be member (not affiliate) or get board and sod off.
What's the pedigree of this apogee?
>>105
Ok, the Pax Tsukuru is an organization, and sites whose owners believe in the eventual symbiosis between the various communities around the globe are it's "members". We have a unique neutrality policy that allows this to work.
If you don't know what the Pax Tsukuru is, the primary reason that it hasn't "shown up on the map" is because the elitist superstructure finds it distasteful.
>>109 Why does the elitist superstructure find it distasteful? Does it mean the elitist superstructure doesn't have peaceful intentions?
Allo
that mspaint image of a fat guy in a t-shirt that says "anime pro" but it says "yoshinoya pro" instead
early bird gets that worm but the early worm finds a spot in early bird's stomach and can't escape from it
rome wasn't built in a day, but it fell in one
god i hope that hot girl gets put in charge of north korea but i don't think it will happen
The early bird catches the worm, does the worm think that's the way we all go?
New morning. He stopped growing taller five years ago. >>112 checked his
height as usual. No change. He was 163.0 cm tall yesterday. Now it was
162.8 cm. Even in recession, and young as >>112 was, he was promoted to the
manager of a Yoshinoya franchisee. But his height was just 162.8 cm. Even a
bit potbellied now.
Of course, his answer to others was always 165 cm. Nobody would find a
difference, just a few centimeters. Even for trivial matters, he pretended.
He talked to a friend over a lunch that he hanged out with college girls,
but a friend simply ignored him.
He had been short since he was a child. He never forgot to drink milk.
Nothing happened. He once started a thread asking if he could gain height
after 20 years, only to face with bad languages saying "Just give up!" and
"Cut off your wire and your wrist." and alike. He faked a massage like "I
grew 5 cm taller after 30 years." but something remained empty.
He always felt being looked down. Today like in other days, he must be
looked down. He booted up the PC. To let out his frustration he chose the 4
channel. Here >>112 can look down upon others.
The early bird dies of intestinal parasites, because not every worm was created equal
Wish somebody would cuddle me and stroke my hair and tell me everything's going to be okay.
that movie about a japanese lady trying to make it in finland and her first customer is a poor weeb with no friends so he doesn't directly bring any business in
Just Akron, cold beer and 'poor, poor thing' for two weeks?
All of my thoughts involve the internet
The most annoying way to respond to any discussion about piss jugs is to smarmily imply that the other person drinks the piss
My boomer dad keeps paying for communist propaganda and I don't understand why.
They give that shit away for free, comrade.
PENGUIN.
bearded vulture
Great tit
so has anyone in here died yet please raise your hand if you have died
Does being dead inside count
I've lost a granny and an auntie this month
literally every character from every disgaea game is playable/unlockable/at least fightable in every other disgaea game, EXCEPT yukimaru
FREE HER
>>133
Kana Ueda's fees probably got jacked up over 9000x since Disgaea 2 and NIS doesn't want to pay them.
Being alive sucks ass.
>>134
i mean i imagine its the same for yukari tamura, what they did in disgaea 5 was just recycle like 2 or 3 voiced lines for all the characters from the older games
that cursed 90s 3D aesthetic
I wonder if the Smosh guys, or any other big youtube star that appeals to children has ever thought of the possibility that a kid that died right after watching one of their videos (which has definitely happened at least once or twice), and that kid's death dream right before their brain shuts down stars his two favorite internet stars, Ian and Anthony. If I was Smosh, I'd want to watch those dreams.
Kinda wish I was just a cute girl's pet.
The smegmathon
Don stepped outside
Have you ever been mellow?
Self-inflicted trauma by imaginary CBT
There are so many "automatic red flag" sorts of things people say.
>>145
hi, i'm xi jinping, the president of the people's republic of china
Ghetto reënactors reliving that drive-by shooting of july '86
nic fit nic fit nic fit nic fit
What does it mean?
>>150
Did you know that the I in Information Technology stands for Internet?
RIP iichan
There is no "eye" in "Internet".
Blondie's "The Tide Is High" is a cover, it was originally by the Paragons - black men.
Useless.
>>146
Hi, xi jinping, the president of the people's republic of china. It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me.
das ist kein knoife
neeD MUSCLE WiTCH
Nothing makes you a new man like puking.
So that stuff in the background of LLS stage 5 is not actually reticles but fluorescent clocks.
My life makes sense now.
"Bush is a sucker for the sunk-cost fallacy" is the most 2000s headline I've ever seen.
I disagree but
I do respect the fuck out of that statement.
Keep on coming back to the fact that in his diaries 1959-60 Italo Calvino complains about the fact that all the pretty girls in San Francisco professed to be lesbians. You think he was just that sexually aggressive? I wouldn't turn down sex with him and I'm a straight man and also he died 34 years ago.
Somebody cross-references previous threads even hundreds of posts into the current one... It's spooky
the name entry field in dragons dogma is too short, i wanted to play as "jack conundrum" and "continue-chan"
5ch blocks foreign IPs on the English speaking boards as well.
I should wash my hair.
a 6th sense that tells you when jews are near, call it the heebie-jeebies
What are you talking about >>169-san, there are always JEWS near
>>168
Andrew W.K. doesn't wash his hair, and I think he is a great person to model yourself after.
If you say you want freedom but also want "degenerate" things banned you're a hypocrite and also a retard
ok, this idiot didn't kill himself. he just logged off or is ignoring me. that's a good thing.
i want to grope a cute boy
just mush his cheeks and thighs and butt with my big calloused hands like cute boy play-doh
chasers are really gross
>>176 I think they're great, I'll never forget my friend's face when I first explained the concept to him!
Cobalt Blue jewjutsu technique
My favourite chaser story is the one where he got viciously fucked in a park and then while he was crying in the fetal position the giver was like "haha you have HIV now" and pissed on him. He got what he wanted then realised he really didn't want it.
wait i thought you guys were referring to "tranny-chasers" not bugchasers
I should be in bed already.
I mean, I am in bed, but I should be asleep already.
Yeah virginia woolf is such an eloquent writer that reading this book is intimidating which is somehow appealing but it's also so richie rich that i wanna throw it out
extremely cool how every single long-running rpg/doujin series gets turned into a fucking gacha scam whale milker phone game now
>>189
link to the "victim girls" fucking gacha scam whale milker phone game? i missed it
i have once again jerked off to something completely unsatisfying.
hate real porn so much.
i feel empty
i feel so fucking full, and i'm still hungry
jews:
I joined the Zaitokukai and am devoting my life to their glorious nipponese cause
I think a lot about my penguin.
I can't stop wondering what my life would have been like if my family loved me.
I'd just like to be able to call a seller of goods "merchant" without sounding antisemitic.
i wish i could pull my prostate out and wring it out over the sink, it feels so gunked up in there i can hardly piss
>>204
That doesn't sound too good. Better examine it. The surgery for removing parts of it hurts like hell. Please don't get into that stage.
house house house house house
fujoshi girlfriend who's ok with you cheating but only if it's with another boy and only if she gets to watch
>>209 i can't cook, all i know is be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
didn't think about "strega nona" since 1992, to the point i forgot the title and barely remember the plot, then come across two completely unrelated references to it within the span of two hours
Rare events happen constantly
now i'm feeling lonely-- god damn-- my mind is playing tricks on me
pervasive guerrilla children's book ad campaign!
should i learn to cook kimchi?
>>216 do you mean like, learn how to make it yourself from cabbage? there's nothing much to "cooking" it, just throw it on the side of the plate with some meat and rice.
>>217 hell yeah man. like with one of those huge glass tupperwares in my fridge
I'm sick of this quarantine bullshit, I just want to cuddle my boyfriend and then get fucked into oblivion by him.
why is there a whole emoji category for transportation. it's a globalist plot??????
>>216 it can be kind of space-intensive, but hey if you love it or need it to taste a particular way, then go for it (some people like it in a semi-fizzy state when you chew it; can't get that from a jar)
technically you could just befriend an ajumma, they'll hook ya up
>>221
The Unicode Consortium is one of the best examples I know of for the globalist paradigm. An organization starts out with a concrete, desirable goal (allow uniform representation of the characters needed to describe historical, international documents). Good progress is made, and everyone signs on board.
Then the organization switches from pursuing the initial, stated goal to simply prolonging its own existence. Problems (Han unification, homoglyph attacks) go unaddressed, additional feature creep pushes complexity onto software implementations.
Since the organization has adopted a goal that touches such a large number of people, of course there will be some users who are discontent with the decisions. The UC can't please everyone, so they default to pleasing the largest voices: corporations and donors. But those corporations don't care about the issues. They only donate to the UC for PR purposes.
So the result is an organization that doesn't care about fixing anything, funded by corporations that don't care about fixing anything, deriving power because the public vaguely remembers and approves of the goal that nobody is pursuing. The corporations request changes, the UC holds conferences and updates documents, but nobody in the loop actually cares about the result beyond technical curiosity. No problem is being solved.
TL;DR of course. Today they force U+1F688 LIGHT RAIL into your font library, tomorrow they sentence your family to hard labor camps because you hummed a forbidden tune.
>>223
Lol i want a unicode extension for stroke order so i can write japanese kanji with the taiwanese stroke order and vice versa to annoy people. Are u a corporation that can fund this request at the unicode illuminati meeting. Pls and tyvm
I do appreciate ur pt about the homoglyphs and han unification if it helps
I don't want to...
4 years since the murder, but I can't post a wikipedia link because 4-ch is trying to censor it.
>quarantine
What the fuck are you roleplayers talking about this time? Go back to your basement and LARP about the apocalypse and orcs with giant dicks you nerd
It's almost 100 degrees and using the computer makes my room swelter.
I hate summer, I live in NH and it still sucks.
black elves matter
>>204 here
about a day after i wrote this post i went to the urologist and he gave me an antibiotic, i took the first dose, laid in bed for a while, then had a wank and the cum that came out was about the color and consistency of apricot jam, but now i feel great and all the pressure and feelings of being "stopped up" are gone
thanks for reading
Stop fursecuting
Crabs are cool.
intergender wrasslin illuminati meeting
SANJI! MESHI MESHI~
old and busted: rei clones
new hotness: asagi clones
butt nutter
thank you for your service, dude who autistically curates the wikipedia thread to make sure no one accidentally posts a link that someone else posted 8 years ago
For a very long time I thought "ACAB" stood for "assigned cop at birth."
do you think mc ride knows who anthony fantano is and thinks he's a fucking dork
>>241 As I said, it's not in case someone accidentally posts duplicates, I just find it interesting that these particular topics make multiple appearances here, they must be dwsq` cpm pt`khsx
I don't search the previous threads looking out for reposts, I see the title or read the first sentence and think "Wait, I already know about this, and there's only one place I could have learned it from" and sure enough it's come up before!
Can't believe I'm still alive.
i worry that we near the end times, yet i havent done anything cool enough to justify my existence during them
>>247
The end times were long ago. We are the abandoned watch slowly ticking down its last winding, the video game left running overnight by accident, the legacy server walled up inside a janitorial closet because nobody cares.
>>245 i was only being like 33% sarcastic, i too think it's interesting which articles get reposted the most. something in them speaks to the nebulous soul of what it is to be "DQN".
vc: pozz
alright, here's a spicy, dogshit take:
pepe is to 4chan, what mona is to 2channel.
>>250 Mona was conceived on 2channel but Pepe was taken from an existing comic
Boys with long-ish messy hair are very sexy.
Boy, do I have news for you this season.
>>251
This is a better take since both Mona and Wojak started out as responses to people on the interne with too much time on their hands, though Wojak (Warrior) came from a short-lived Polish imageboard before it was sent to Krautchan and spread to 4chan a la Spurdo.
Pantsing, or depantsing, as we called it in my old school, was considered a harmless tradition, which everyone – except the boy being pantsed – found amusing, and that included the teachers, and most especially, the girls in the adjoining school. In the article it is unclear if the boysf underpants are removed or just his trousers. It was always both in my experience, and indeed in my town, there would be little discomfort proceeding purely from mere trouser removal. The rules were that only the boys who were in the First Grade could be pantsed, and then only if they were pre-pubescent. Typically, after some playful monkey business on the part of the newbie, he would be seized by a group of older gheartiesh, have his trousers and pants removed, and quite often his shirt as well. Then, he would be carried to the middle of the school ground, usually near and sometimes right in the girlsf grounds, and left there to make his way as best he might.
As is common in many institutions, the youngest forms were the – usually benign – target of all sorts of pranks and japes, and so it was that the 12 year olds suffered this indignity. Itfs a sort of rite of passage, and the victimfs humiliation was alleviated by his knowledge that he would be neither the first nor last to be pantsed in public, and that it would soon be HIS turn to do the same to the incoming forms that followed him. Other rules were that the boy could in no way be harmed or hurt, that the act had to be done in a good-natured, jocular fashion, and that only boys who were lively, healthy, and cheeky were fair game.
One very common and largely unacknowledged aspect of this practice was that many of the boy victims brought pantsing upon themselves by being impertinent to and over-familiar with the older pupils, even daring them to do it, and thus incurring the penalty. I am sure that they secretly enjoyed the idea of being stripped and exhibited in this way in front of their classmates and the giggling girls always close by. I know, because I brought on such a pantsing myself after ragging a group of older pupils. It was sports day and I was barefoot, dressed only in shorts, underpants and a tee shirt. All this was quickly stripped from me, and I was carried by the others – quite naked – to the girlsf grounds, where the mob, reckoning that my impertinence had been especially intolerable, elected to bind me, standing, to the chicken wire that fenced the perimeter of the girlsf basketball courts. I struggled with all my might against this outrage, but my motives were not so much to save what was left of my modesty, as to take my mind off what was becoming quite an impressive and uncontrollable erection. As it is, the boys relented, and just as well, for while the headmasters of both the boysf and girlsf schools would overlook a simple pantsing, the provocative diorama of a naked boy seemingly crucified on a wire fence and with a deeply incongruous prong pointing to the horizon, might have led them to ban the practice altogether.
The Simpsonfs, a cartoon that has touched on many themes never dealt with elsewhere, has an episode in which one of the characters – Martin – brings about his own unbreeching, as he frankly admits to himself. The incident reminded me vividly of the mild exhibitionism of my own schoolboy skylarking. A brief screenplay can be found here:
i remember when there were two common pepes and basically no rare pepes.
I feel like one of those people who knew bitcoin was a thing but didn't have a single dollar to my name so I couldn't hop on that. Because I was.
Matt Drudge
Terry Tao
Perez Hilton
>>259 Me too to both! I remember downloading all the Boys Club strips and pulling my shorts all the way down to pee before people started to say "Feels good man!" (before it was an alt.right thing). Anyone seen the movie? Is it any good?
Ifd be fine with any boyfriend but long-ish messy hair seems nice.
posting "plz fuck me sephy-sama" is a lot more concise and to the point, you know
I miss finding webcomics entertaining.
mosfets make me horny
We're not very good at existing.
i love it when i discover something unexpected on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the day
I love it when I discover a new community on the internet and it sends me down a rabbit hole for at least half the month
DQN is like DQN but without the DQN.
DQN will probably never be DQN again
vc: mabe a little late, but with the 10,000th coming up, wouldn't that be a neat date for a new dqn release?
It would be really cool to get a new default name on the big 10,000
Make album people nice nice nice nice nice
help, how do i made music
i'm actually a little worried that due to the fact that computers were only programmed to deal with 4-digit dates, the numbers are gonna "over-flow" (hackers call this a "buffer over-flow") and computers around the world will all break at the same date creating a massive "traffic jam" on the "internet super-highway".
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>274-275, should liquidate your bitcoin and reinvest it in gold bullion
Ever since I shoved that phylactery up my ass, whenever I'd jerk myself off a wraith would issue from out of my urethral meatus and I'd have to pay a cleric to get it dispelled. I'm running out of gold pieces and underpants. Please send help.
.@pokemon Eevee lives matter
need a medium-length messy hair twink to dote on like a mother hen
i be shittin, because that's what i be doing
i want to shit really badly but i'm on a zoom call
>>278 i feel like someone will probably fix that issue sometime within the next eight thousand years, but who knows
vc: cope
thinking about boy butts again
the virgin dumbshit on social media with an old money name (not related so not rich, thousands of followers, doesn't realize he's an embarrassment, tinfoil hat people yell at him)
vs.
the chad old money family website (nicely designed, boring-ass family website content, nothing controversial, nobody reads it, hasn't been updated in a few years)
BRING BACK GENMAY
Alright, I'm going to have a panic attack right when I click "Reply" but then I'll fall asleep in 3 minutes.
Maybe I'll lay off the drugz for a few days.
Wait, the wizards were gay?
wizardry is kind of gay if you ask me
Sleep on this boob.
spacemona
i won't go into detail but it's very horny
it carries out and is w
Infant genital mutilation? Cut that shit out!
Italicised text looks nice.
When I see an italic I give it a little lick.
Poopums, the magical wonder
Kim petras's vagine
Anal supremacy
my water bottle has an expiration time of 13:37
The Autonomous Zone of DQN @ 4-ch
219 days until dokyuuns' great awakening
Nothing is fun any more.
YouTube auto-CC: ungrammatical nonsense that only kinda sounds like what was said
Also YouTube auto-CC: exact Internet meme spelling and metal umlauts
>>306
I'm sure buy the 10,000th day we'll finally get to October
how come if i'm an older woman who's into 20 year old boys i'm a "cougar" and it's cute and quirky but if i'm an older man who likes the same i'm a "faggot" and it's creepy and weird
no one is talking about this
vc: mote
the current eternal UNIX date (the number of days elapsed since 1970-01-01 00:00) is 1970-01-18424
>>311 Cougars are creepy and weird, not that there's anything wrong with that
>>313
Let us take a moment to consider the fact that over 50% of all history has taken place within this last month.
>>311
cougars are gross no matter what, old gays can at least get buff
I should do my nails...
Spiderman in spiderland
ΑξL
1812
AHAB
How come you can easily find videos of people old and young doing retarded shit from all over the world: USA, EU, Russia, wherever - but not from Japan? If something is Japanese, it's the same comics from TV shows. What is it, some kind of a strict censorship? Brainwashing? Are they trying to create an image of a lawful, obedient country, borderline robots?
whenever i see a twitter otaku couple, i wonder what they are going to look like as they hit their midlife crises (and older age, retirement etc)
1994 is gonna be my year
gaynus
Every time I'm 75% through a project, I discover a trick that would have made it 150% less time-consuming.
The trick never relates to future projects somehow.
torrenting/mass downloading was the original idle game.
using a download manager and hoping it wasn't a trojan because "free" dial-up meant you had no hope of FTP-ing that damned file in one sitting
My life is fuck.
Foreword
This book is about Touhou girls genderswapped to shotas who then have gay sex.
This is not a futa book.
This is not a straight shota book.
It's a gay sex shota book.
Know this before reading.
lemme just spin up the whole-ass JRE to show you a banner ad
I'm not one of those.
"Void where prohibited", it said, so now I'm a registered sex offender.
MUNKY CHEEZ
>>340 you're smart, funny, and beautiful and your life is worth living
i've gained weight the past few weeks despite working out but my belly is smaller and my chest, arms & legs are bigger, iĺl take it
Oh my wacom tablet, i luv u
Rape an Ape
bepis
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
gaynus
i hate horses
worst of all the animals
They're large and lumpy, and you have to go outside to appreciate them.
horseburgers
and lastly, horses await us in HELL
let me sleep
i wish i was a girl so i could peg cute boys
Why is Skunny a squirrel?
if anything, ND should be paying us $60 to watch their ryona vid
disgusting vaginae
Memories.
>>346
i learned about Vera Lynn from that song and, now I'm all grown up, I don't like it or the rest of the album very much
i;m a grown ass hater
What a lovely mental breakdown I had last night.
brahmin indian woman whose family owns a literal slave plantation back home, speaking to a third generation descendant of ukrainian serfs: you are privileged because of your pale skin
saw a thumbnail of what looked like an anime girl squeezing out a turd but it turned out she was just being fucked by a disembodied black cock
Kentucky Jelly
cute girl cute girl cute girl cute girl
tendies stage of humanity
i am not moving from this toilet until i know i can shit and do not have constipation
imoutorola
A Capcom VS Square Enix fighting game. I'd like to play as one of the female bodyguards from Dragon Quest III.
throw that bussy
taste my SCOBY
Why can't you just leave me alone furiously picking my nose
c'mon, post more
Eat shit, you gay baboon
i deleted 250 gigabytes of anime. now i'll read manga. i regret nothing
i love driving, everyone is always so nice and gives way to me
Gee, I hope the CIA doesn't find the seven-volume set of Tranny Hitler / Furry Göbbels slashfic that I wrote during the COVID-19 quarantine.
tightly grip my dork
i would have expected at least a little more activity considering the circumstances, but it seems like it's gone the opposite direction instead
Life is tough. My T style is tougher
My Asterix Roman name is Enormous Penus
>>379
It was okay. However, a game made mostly by Capcom would have been better.
I joined a discord in an effort to be more social, but has it worked?
I want a fuckin' 4-egg meat lover's omelette and there's nobody out there to serve me one because of this goddamn plague I HATE THIS YEAR WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN IN AN ELECTION YEAR oh that's right democrats never mind
raising chickens to make the MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES
technically, any hen is the mother of all omelettes
You say "OMELETTE" but I'm a CHICKEN
Born on a farm and raised by a hen
grab 'em by the vc: puse
I wonder if that dude with the dulcimer is still kicking about...
Ostrich egg omelet...
Ostrich jousting
farting penis
saying "clout" is cringe
"cringe" as a noun or adjective is cringe
the bone of my sword, hehehehehehehehehe
I have to watch so much porn to get my libido up and one simple distraction takes away all of it.
Why the fuck would i care what u thots would say
>>406
Take a month off. Seriously. No Jackin' July. Lift weights instead. You'll be amazed at the results.
self-flanderization through social media
seamen on a Kancolle girl
no-jerk january
nofap february
masturbationless march
abstinent april
may you not beat your meat may
just stop june
no jackin' july
ascendant august
semen retention september
no onanism october
no nut november
don't touch dick december
I've masturbated 4 times this year
Jerk-off January
Fapping February
Masturbating March
Addicted April
Manustuprating May
Jackin' June
Jaculatin' July
Autoerotic August
Sinistral September
Onanistic October
Naugahyde November
Dracula December
I tried running Folding@Home, but my computer proved to be too slow to finish work units before the deadline.
just got my foreskin snibbed... can finally see my glans for the first time
vc: pube
I'm not a homophobe-- my favourite dildo is gay!
as much as i like the idea of impregnating a cute boy and all the images around of anime traps holding pregnancy tests, a male testing positive on an at-home pregnancy test usually indicates testicular cancer...
Maybe this knowledge will be useful in the future(?)
catpanions
There's a cute girl in my bed.
Is she frosting a cake with her butt?
i live for that roughly six day stretch between when a cool internet stranger takes an interest in me and wants to talk to me and when they realize im actually dull and stupid and boring and dont want to talk to me anymore
this happens to me at least a couple times a year
>>426 I miss talking with the gal who I was in contact with for 3 years like that but she cancelled herself
I love... Symmetry... so i split his face in half
awdawdawdawd
remembering that guy in a linkshell freaking the fuck out over other people standing in "his" spot ranting about it for like an hour wishing their relatives "bone cancer" and other such impotent curses
this is probably after ranting at those people, naturally
Stop hurting.
pfweeeeeeeeeeeeeePAP Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf all fucking day
the product code for Love Plus+ is "NTR-BOXJ-JPN" Hͺͺͺ(@L_TM)ͺͺͺm!!
anus fuck
I should've put more points into constitution.
Why is Portland racist to Elks?
POSTING FROM SLI-TAZ LINUX!
taw haw
tsu fuu
How come there aren't any Pink Panther memes?
apricot jam cumming prostatis dqn here, i got an aneros and wrang like a quarter cup of clear fluid out of my prostate, then just out of curiosity i tasted it and it was really bitter, like black coffee
i feel great now though
Oh.
disgaea 6 predictions? personally i'm feeling like there's gonna be an item world, team attacks, a male lead that uses either fists or swords, a tsundere female lead, and maybe a dark assembly. thoughts?
Glow-in-the-dark country musicians
Do you remember your childhood?
What if I remember yours?
Could Touhou chireiden/SA have been released after the Fukushima incident? or would that have been too politically incorrect
>>451
On one hand, I think ZUN would revise to avoid bad feels.
On the other hand, he has a Chernobyl-themed boss already.
Shitting on TEPCO for its callous ineptitude is a longstanding national tradition at this point. It's probably why Shinra is similarly named.
teenage tomboy girl and girly shota boy playwrestling when he accidentally gets a boner
here's a post
are you happy now
is there an easier way to exclude ALL images with ANY amount of female presence from a *booru search than "-1girl -2girls -3girls -4girls -5girls -6+girls"
solo male stuff isnt always tagged yaoi, hetero stuff isnt always tagged hetero, so neither of those is an ideal solution
>>456
Tag: male_focus
Might not be 100% perfect to what you're asking, but should be better than relying solely on your big minus stack.
>>456
"-1girl -multiple_girls" should work when images are tagged properly (shitloads of them aren't, of course, especially outside danbooru). in fact, it should be equivalent to your suggested search, all the *girls tags imply multiple_girls
"-1girl -multiple_girls -breasts -pussy" is a bit more reliable at catching poorly tagged images, but not much shorter than the original
if you use danbooru, have you considered using the tag blacklist in the settings?
oh yeah i completely forgot male_focus existed, go me
>>458 i ended up using that second stack there but adding in -loli as well, seems to filter out almost everything with a vagina unless it's poorly tagged
male_focus can still include females in the image so it's not ideal either but this seems to work
touch the neko
pocket billiards
Fucked up, but in a good way, you know?
I personally hope 4chan dies, and a proper site like IIchan or 5chan is once again reborn.
Is there anything like sovietrussia's /z/ board but not in Esperanto?
I personally hope 4chan dies, and so does every other imageboard ever created.
And something like iichan or 5chan take its place!
And the sweet release of death takes its place.
And a tall, muscular man forcefully takes me from behind!
And a Taiwanese BBS takes its place.
kamisama mangetsu
like swiss design to a hentai manga
Stylus Labs Write more like Stylus Labs Wrong... amiwrite
TkWWW is like the swiss army knife of gettin the pussy wet
it's too fucking hot
so where's the secret discord twitter subreddit where everyone is hanging out
SEGA Penises
posting.rodeo/yeehaw
My current thought.
>>481
No, you're supposed to post "your current thought", not "My current thought."
fuck
can't stop drinking this tea it's too delicious it must be stopped
sorry did I type tea? I meant pee
wari wari, did I say peel? I meant eel
I want to be saved.
I can restore you from an automatic backup
i just ghosted a company hmmm
I really wish the python people would crack down on all the trash websites that appear whenever i'm searching for documentation
usalia is my daughter and i'm gonna raise her to be big and strong
That's not right.
I wish I was a feline person making out with another feline person right now.
i too want to kiss a catboy
Nekopara
Tom Leykis calls it "Porkland"
Folding inwards.
heinously anus
the salmonella worms deep in the depths of my urethra are earthbound-inspired and half off on steam
I am still shit at nethack
I was trying to read an article in Finnish and Google translated "manpower" as "male strength"
I feel numb.
wen day is dark always rember happy day
don't forget to subscribble
ok google, show me list of war crimes that horses help commit
i think anybody who starts a post or tweet with "trump is literally" should be executed
trump is literally president of the united states of america
trump is literally the japanese name for western-style playing cards
>>516 That's just a matter of orthography and phonotactics. Eitango that have been in general use for a long time are still widely considered "eigo" to this day even as single words.
>>520 kana are syllabograms in a syllabary, not letters in an alphabet. this is why people call them kana and not letters, or they circumlocute, because almost nobody knows the cumbersome technical word "syllabogram".
persnickety pedants
>>521 you're circumlocution is nice and all but have you noticed that they are clearly letters?
kanji are literally letters, cuneiform are literally letters, letters are literally collections of lines on a page that represent a sound, no one cares about your pedantry, especially not the japanese who use the word Ά to refer to literally all of those things
new cat is making me itchy, which is weird cause i already HAVE a cat that i've lived with for 6 years without problems
>>525
By that definition Φ isn't a letter either (except in obsolete Greek codepages, the likes of which also exist for kana.)
Tell me more about the gay international soccer ladies
I held up my Western-Style Playing Cards to my Japanese friend and I said curry wa nanny? and he said gvΕ·!@CASE CLOSED!
>>530
how does one say a series of symbols
did the moving air emitted from his mouth cause visual representations of Japanese phonemes to manifest in reality, in a bizarre phenomenon inexplicable by science
if so, you should probably report that to someone
>>524 welcome to the entire point, which is that the Japanese largely aren't orthographic bigots who think gv is a different word from trump because their writing system hinges on different representations of the same word yielding slight nuances
if you have to redefine "letter" differently from what references have listed for centuries that just so happens to match general English usage in the present day just to call someone a pedant when that person is providing a demonstration that "literally" has a broader definition than just "how something is composed of letters" in the first place, you should literally take your hands away from all electronic devices for one goddamned minute and consider that maybe there's a line of reasoning to follow and you're just reacting to the last thing that got said because you've spent the last ten years conditioning yourself to not pay attention for more than one and a half seconds
in short, your mom's fat
dildough
>how does one say a series of symbols
i@L_T`jsf@@@ @C@DDD
It's time.
What a powerful fucking series! Puts that feeling that swells your chest and keeps you up for hours past your bedtime, full of zest and bittersweet joy that radiates to every corner of your basement dwelling!!!
big ugly ogre with a green squishy caterpillar for a penis
Dennis the Ennis
No, I have to think of something interesting, and post that instead.
Wow, I have a really nice butt. When did my butt get so nice?
touch gay anus
Welcome to ZORK.
Release 13 / Serial number 040826 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7
West of House
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.
> touch gay anus
Fiddling with a gay anus does not seem to do anything.
> look gay anus
I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
(The primitive Zork parser thinks the verb look can only refer to looking at one's surroundings, so the correct command would be examine gay anus. The most likely output from this, although not very humorous, would be "I see nothing special about the gay anus.")
pick nose
A Roman Pug, that's very rare!
>pick nose
You select a large, hooked nose from the pile of noses in the mailbox, and slot it onto your face.
Do we need a revival of adventure threads?
How do I find a woman like one of the girls from TLC? There was a fleeting moment in 2000s pop where it seemed like the world finally figured out that flat was justice, and they had all those cool ideas for hair and clothing too.
>>554
How about adventure threads with lots of added S_JIS art? This place has been lacking in the AA department the last little while.
anus ape
>>556 Your inventory contains:
Briefcase full of files
Radio
Handgun
3 bullets
Quichei loved the grinding noises saga so much that i named both my cat and my stabby loli tomboy dragons dogma character after jack conundrum-chan, but it became obvious after a while when the MM would write 5 paragraphs paragraphs in response to a 4 word prompt that he was simply using it as a vehicle to just write what he wanted to write anyway. the worn armor, rusted dagger, and amnesia thread felt a lot more "traditionally dqn" in that regard.
atashi-tachi no turn desu pyon!
>>561
I started the worn armor, rusted dagger and amnesia thread and then never posted in it again. I feel good about that.
Sad.
Nonplussed.
one of these days I've got to find a way to make my best stuff pay instead of just throwing it up here for free.
i need moneys bad
fruster eight
Rainbow Rainblow
Decatur Dictator
Buck Cherry Chuck Berry
I hate the radio
I hate myself.
We'll bang, OK?
The Indian model of water treatment is associated with a higher degree of utilization with respect to designated public spaces.
Writing becomes a lot easier if you don't try to justify every single statement.
Anchorite pros: hikki for Jesus, generally respected in small medieval communities, low to no social contact
cons: itty bitty livin space, options on entertainment and intellectual stimulation highly limited, even those of few natural urges may find them difficult to resist
©ͺΝV―Ε·B
disgusting vagina
ffs its hot today goddam
Hang on, lemme discuss this with my anterior decorator
gamer chicken
Do people really get high off this stuff? I've inhaled so much that I've got a headache and life is still shit.
Taco Bell, otherwise known as mex-lax
>>587 The only high you'd feel with that is brain cells dying. Get some poppers and fist yourself instead! Or nitrous is fun and safer.
My bran cellz are dyin every time i use the internet box
I HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE A SCATOLOGICAL S_JIS SHITPOST IN RECORD TIME
TO COMMEMORATE THIS VILE EVENT I HAVE REWARDED MYSELF WITH THE EMERGENCY MITTENS
GOD THIS FEELS GOOD
disgaea? more like
dis nigga gae
I'm going to post on DQN.
oh my god my tea is being spilled help me I don'T want to go to bed on a wednesday morning with the waterfall sunshine being dark and nasty
my blanket sucks
i might be a homosexual african-american but flonne is my wife!
Like all girls, I am a monster.
Like some monsters, I am a girl.
Xiao P hai
Los Chupacabras
ლ(ಠvಠლ)
ლოლიკონ
No, that's dumb.
The amicable tortellini whispers sweet nothings in your ear. -more-
The big N Nerd
lying liar vs laying layer
make the semen come out
>>606
according to Google Translate this says "Lolicon" in Georgian
class: mage
subclass: african american mage
sprinkling red pepper on my tongue and expressing myself through interpretive ahegao
>>611
I had the same thought at about the same time but decided to not post it.
Great minds think alike, huh?
>>561
I named my computer's primary hard drive stovestove, then when it died, I named its replacement continue-chan.
>>616
as the person who chose the name Stove Stove many moons ago, this makes me very happy :3
pancreas pizza
sprinkling MDMA on my tongue and then licking her clit
>>561
I don't think the MM was ever just one person, but I could be wrong. I would jump in and write segments if I though I could come up with an interesting spin on the current prompts but was absent for most of the second half
also huge fan of grinding noises, I need to catch up on the sequel
increase PP
>>620
unfortunately the sequel just kind of, stops one day right in the middle
DQNs live all over the world, if there's ever another big international world war we should do that fullmetal jacket thing except i'll put a jack of hearts on my helmet, if we see each other across the trenches that's how we'll know not to shoot
I like the shirt novel thread we should continue that instead because it's more loose and requires less narrative skill, if that's what you're worried about
vaginae are vile
All vaginae are cute and yummy, if you love someone who has a stinking fish pussy the love makes it taste like the fanciest tuna salad!
"How to Win Friends and Influence People" is the title of an actual book and not just a meme
holy
I wish the physical pain at least did a better job of distracting me from the emotional pain.
Fuck them! Fuck them six foot under with an elephant cock!
i really want to manhandle some stupid braindead fucking twink and cum all over his stupid twink face
i just want to suck each other off and maybe try rubbing our dicks together
x[XLINEβΑΔιHΞ -> "can i friend you on bassbook, lol"
nAmE a biGgEr DoWnGraDE
Text bored
Ugh.
I love nujabes but I am SO SICK of hearing his music everywhere that I never want to listen to it again
total recall isn't really part of the same set as robocop and starship troopers
life is tough and i eat a butt
butt eat a butt eat a bu-uuu-uu-uutttt
butt eat a butt eat a bu-uu-uuu-uutttt
Out of the 5 (6 if you count Dragon Zord) Dinozords, only Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops are actually dinosaurs.
EL HORNO DE MICROONDAS
Switch off brain.
The most common colorways for guitars and basses are dumb, and it makes me irritated to go shopping for one because they're all either the same five dumb colorways, ugly/bad design in some other way, or really expensive.
ooohhh my window compositor was off, no wonder KDE was performing so well
>>643
For once I'd like to see one of those boards actually last and develop a proper community.
Which is a stupid statement when you consider that I barely ever bother to check any of them out.
I've never seen a chan that was (mass-)advertised that wasn't worthless. Every place I regularly visit I've found because it was mentioned off-hand in a thread that was otherwise interesting. If an operator is advertising their chan by drive-by posting on others, it's a really good sign that it sucks.
In my humble opinion (I've been running a tiny chan for ~3 years), running a chan should be like losing a game of chicken. When a group of people have a common interest that they cannot suitably explore through any of their current communication channels, they gradually get more and more frustrated until eventually one of them snaps and says "Fine, I'll pay a few bucks a month for a VPS". Maybe the result takes off, maybe it doesn't.
Without such a community to support or problem to solve, a chan seems nothing more than an ego project, and advertising for it is just a request for the rest of the internet to subsidize the operator's vanity (or give them ad money). I would be very surprised if that ever resulted in a worthwhile community.
I just want to say, the Wikipedia article on imageboards is the absolute worst place to advertise your imageboard, foreign or otherwise.
I miss ii/waka. Especially /yuu/, which was quiet and comfy and just nice.
I see that we've got book-burning and eunuchs in this game, but no burning of scholars?
Disappointment!
>>647
Hello! Could you help me figure out where I could have gotten this collection of "scenic" images from? I downloaded it in late 2016 and extracted it in a folder simply named "yuu" at the time, but I haven't been able to find it in any of the archives of the board, which is where I'm assuming it's from.
https://mega.nz/file/2ANEBQxJ#EGsxPIhlaxmP8bJP14SNSgKHNPr0mDvb6D6pFqWMkdw (reupload)
Baybay u gon be the one that's gonna hold me down
PoMoFuEnSoooo!
nothingness
doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
my 4 15s woke up ze neighbors
interior crocodile alligator
i drive a chevrolet movie theater
Hey, check out what I am at heart.
What if it turned out that the biblical holy ghost is just an euphemism for the flatus of Joseph's gay husband?
weenitz
>>649
I've been racking my brain for the last while and I can't come up with anything concrete. I wanna say there was a "places" or "travel" imageboard distinct from /yuu/ somewhere(?), but I don't know if it would've come from there.
>>657
There was a cityscapes imageboard on ii/waka. That might be what you're thinking of.
Sunflower.
Maybe it's finally the time to stop forcing racial/lgbt/gender quota in media?
>>662
agreed, there's no need to clumsily shoehorn men, white people, and cishets into stories anymore
that was a bad post and i hope you're ashamed of yourself
I feel no shame
hail satania everyday
cute fluffy hair skinny 19 year old boy walking his moms little dog in an oversized hoodie and thigh length shorts
I saw the internet talking about Hunter Pence and, being more informed about politics than baseball, thought it was some unholy fusion of Hunter Biden and Mike Pence.
Having educated myself I still think that would be funnier.
My vc is ji so I'm going to post this weird Jii advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8
Am I a good person?
Triceratops Horridus
i guarantee you i use a greater volume and variety of spices than any retarded darkie who has ever claimed "wypipo dont season dey food!" because i am actually aware of the existence of spices beyond barbecue sauce and "seasoning salt"
>>668 here. Today people started talking about Kamala's death and I was even more confused.
slovenly slavs
A cute girl is reading this.
Honey, I Turned the Group Chat Trans
ara ara
crushing bore-dumb
my first thought when seeing the headline "1-pound micro preemie who spent 122 days in NICU reunites with life-saving medical staff" was
what if that baby grows up to be a total asshole
following politics on twitter is a great curse
what a horrible night to be reminded of the current state of american politics
Let's think about boobs.
I absolutely love how communists get blamed for the rampant politrectal correctness when it's the good ol' US of A forcing it on everybody else.
retopologize my anus
ride my dinosaurus
Am i gonna have to sue my own damn mother.
It amazes me how many people keep trying to solve the problem "how to make a community that doesn't suck?"
I think the lesson here is that it doesn't matter how many restrictions and innovations and bells and whistles you throw onto a platform, the core problem remains: most people are boring at best and toxic at worst.
>>690
That's a good observation.
fuck her poop hole
ok
online communities are all a problem without solution because they are all actually a simulation of socialization. they're ersatz-communities with varying degrees of authenticity but none actually being the real thing, which is really what every online community unknowingly aspires to be.
Minor 7 chords are just disgusting. Gross. They sound like a major and a minor chord played together.
>>690
Cmon, we've all experienced both and know that the corporate-owned versions are the worst of the bunch. A corporation has no serious incentive to make a forum good; good forums don't make money. on the contrary flame wars drive engagement; twitter and Facebook would be insolvent without the nazis (maybe reddit too). I will even go as far as to say reddit was better before it was owned by conde nast (though it was still a corporate site at that time, it used to have a reputation for being less full of self-promotion and groupthink than digg in particular).
The bigger problem is just that corporate sites have captured attention to the extent that there can't be another big indie forum that tries to fix the problems with forums. There hasn't been anything new on that front since 4chan. That and increased regulatory burden (dmca, counterterrorism, etc) on indie forum owners i would guess. The latter half of the sites you list were never trying to make forums good, they were trying to make forums profitable. Making forums good was always just PR for them.
Also IRC might have serious potential if it had decent logging capacities, embedded media, and a less archaic interface, none of which are problem with the users
>>698
I think Discord/Slack have tried those improvements, but everybody wants to do infinite scroll and not put any effort into having a decent way of searching/organizing/accessing.
Kind of a subject change, but it seems like ever since the advent of smartphones, UI trends have gone back toward modal everything, which is really sad to watch (and infuriating to experience), because that's one of the great sinkholes we'd made so much progress (at great effort) climbing out of since the 80s.
>>699 discord and telegram (never tried slack) def improved the img/video and UI situation from IRC. But i think their search features are intentionally bad to disincentivize people from using it. New posts maybe make better data to sell. (Speaking of search being expensive, did anyone else notice when google stopped bothering to be any good at search around i wanna say ten years ago? I guess they realized they could cut their operating expenses since they dominate the market) This could be fixed if selling data wasnt the goal.
Curious to hear an example about the UI thing. I never really learned the basic terms of UI.
>>700
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modal_window
I guess that may not have been the most precise way of describing what I mean, but the core of what I'm getting at is the assumption that the user can only do one thing at a time, can only look at one window at a time, and so is forbidden from having access to more than any one thing at a time. This might make some sense on a small screen where your only input device is a substantial fraction of the screen's width, and that's about the only place it might make some sense.
You get one window in Discord or Slack, which means everything else you were doing when you decide you want to search is obscured\a pain in the neck if you're trying to compare things, or are referencing something. Switch channels and you might get taken to the source of your most recent notification, but be careful not to switch away before you've caught up or you'll lose your place and you might have to scroll up quite a ways to find it again. The prefs dialog similarly obscures everything entirely until you're done with it. In iTunes, as another example, you can no longer open a playlist in a separate window and compare/manage playlists easily. Why? Because you can't do that on a phone, so why would you do it on a computer? Want to view the album artwork as more than a thumbnail? Say goodbye to the entire rest of the UI. A lot of websites will make it hard to open pages in a new tab, requiring an interruption in flow to access whatever's being linked. If it was in an infinite-scroll column, you have to restart the flow from the beginning because you've now lost your place, and it might be generated differently this time because chronological ordering is apparently lame and for suckers.
Human interaction is autism, getting fascinated by numbers isn't.
a teleogical approach to My Big Fat Greek Wedding
>>691
Agree on all points. The best boards I've found so far tend to be anonymous text boards with a community big enough to be active, but small enough to not be inundated by shitposters, like dqn, saovq, and 6ch. Of course, these sites still have their own problems and drama.
>>698
Oh, I completely agree. I think the commercialization and corporate takeover of the internet is one major reason that the systems are not really improving for the users. In many ways they are actually getting worse. Addictive content drip-feed with infinite scroll and emoji reactions to keep you mindlessly engaged with the least effort possible.
[I disagree with the idea that Nazis are one of the biggest problem with modern social media; I think they are far less widespread than people make them out to be, and act as a distraction from the bigger issue, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms.]
There are some advantages to modal behavior when speed is a more important factor--it can reduce precision requirements--but it's especially frustrating that most modalities in practice do not warrant such extreme restrictions and do not take advantage of reduced precision at all.
The essence of information technology is communication. So it's something of a crime that the trends have been away from a computer where everything in it can talk to everything else if so desired (which modalities do interfere with). This is, as far as I can tell, what Alan Kay was really thinking as a pie-in-the-sky ideal when it came to his conception of an "object". Not so much any implementation attempt, separate reinvention of it, or rigid bastardization of it, but rather the idea that if you kept building it, you'd eventually be making a Star Trek sort of computer that doesn't need a protocol for every damned thing, it is itself the protocol. This was a legitimate point Terry Davis (pbuh) had, that computers had stopped having this sense of fun as fewer and fewer programs could be lego'd with each other and within themselves.
Yeah, yeah, security and performance and shit, but I expected by now it'd be a default behavior to like, drag and drop all sorts of things that programs currently don't let you (and the current crop probably never will) as a form of basic bitch automation. Just as an example, putting a bunch of web search queries into a text file, dragging the file or selection into the browser, and have them open a bunch of tabs.
I should have understood human nature a little better. The average users aren't as interested in making the computer work hard for them as they are interested in feeling like they aren't working hard at all. And then it became accepted practice to fully commit to chasing and converting these uninterested people to computing instead of leaving options open.
There was recently a post out there by some guy whose job at Microsoft was Task Manager back in the 90s. He'd clearly spent a lot of time thinking about ways to make it as good at the task as possible while also making it appear very bare bones.
>>701 oh, yeah, i totally understand what u mean now. It's awful. Though on the website tip at least it's not the bad old days when half the web including every gubmint website required IE6.
On that note fuck mozilla for banning the user agent switching extensions, im still mad about that
>>704
Yeah it might be that the cancel culture campaigns or nextdoor/fb gossip/racism is a bigger website element than the nazis, for instance. In any case, the websites incentivize bad behaviour because controversy increases traffic. Im not super familiar with what it's like to actually use these sites regularly anymore.
>>701 That bugs me too, I've happily been using iTunes since the beginning basically and it got better and tighter and more useful, then I think it started going downhill about version 8 when they added Genius. It seems like each version they add something new I have no use for and take away or change something I liked about it. Especially not being able to open a big version of the album art anymore, what a shame...
>>706
There are still government websites that require IE, although in my experience it seems like they aren't consistent anymore about which version is the right one, and sometimes you just see a boilerplate compatibility disclaimer from one of the previous iterations of the site. So if you don't happen to be running Windows you still get to play Internet2004™ and try all the browsers until you either get through or find out that nope, they hired the crappy developers again this time.
>>708
I was a SoundJam MP holdout for a long time, but then I got gifted a nice iPod and yeah. For me I think iTunes 10 was the last version I was happy with. I assumed 11 was a hasty beta rollout and they'd fill things in later and it'd eventually be fine like it was with OSX itself, but, well...
Yeah, don't get me started on the iPhone's Music app, either.
Anus. AYYYnus... Snus anus.
Diggin Q Nougat
Dix Boner
Thinking bad thoughts.
>>710
someone said snus?
https://youtu.be/x6FUPNpvoUY?t=227
celebrating V-J day by killing kissanime
puriizu kiru mii
just because words are synonymous doesnt always mean they mean the same thing
ride my stinkhorn
Sign, Signal, and Symbol
SCOOPS Haagenti
>>696
Minor 7th chords are beautiful, and so are their natural extensions (9th, 11th, 13th, etc.)
Of course, music is subjective and to each their own, but I believe there are some objective arguments that the minor seventh is a "good" chord.
A 3:2 interval (perfect fifth) sounds pure and sonorous to the human ear, because of its natural occurrence in nature in the overtone series. (In equal temperament, the ratio is not a perfect 3:2, but close enough that the ear tends to perceive it as such, and non-fixed pitch instruments like voice and strings will naturally play a perfect 3:2.)
A minor seventh is two of these beautiful 3:2 intervals stacked upon each other. Furthermore, the interval between the second and third note is a major third, (close to 5:4) the next interval in the overtone series.
The result is a lush bouquet of overlapping overtones, which can be further emphasized by adding more and more perfect fifths above, (9th degree is 3:2 above the 5th degree, 11th is 3:2 above the 7th, 13th is 3:2 above the 9th, etc.) Thus these two complementary stacks of perfect fifths intertwine and extend into the heavens eternally.
The above might be confusing, so let's take a concrete example. Start with C4 and add a perfect fifth above: G4. The 3:2 ratio sounds grand and open.
Now add another perfect fifth above the G: D5. Now we are going higher in the overtone series: an overtone of the overtone.
Add another: A5.
Now we have a huge four note chord with big gaps in between:
C4 - G4 - D5 - A5
It sounds open and grand. Now let's fill in the gaps with an identical chord, but shifted.
Where do we start? Well, there are two options which divide the space evenly: major or minor third. When starting a major third above C4 (E4) and you get a major 13th chord:
C4 - E4 - G4 - B4 - D5 - F#5 - A5 - C#6
Also a nice chord, but it shines a bit too bright, and the C4 and C#6 clash.
Instead, let's start a minor third above at Eb4.
C4 - Eb4 - G4 - Bb4 - D5 - F5 - A5 - C6
Ah, now the alternating Minor Third and Major Third intervals come full circle around to the root note. You have something truly delicious. Dissonant enough to be crunchy, but enough pure intervals to be sonorous.
This is the key. It's unbeatable. However, if you play this chord there is a danger that you'll be marked by other musicians; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>696, should just stick with a dominant seventh.
I wish the bald anglo FUCK would go away
jeff bezos
jeff besos
kissy kissy
I want to live.
Enjoy life and JUMP in the air!
I'm still trapped in the same old cycles.
the fuck is this "Uzaki-chan" shit?
>>728
some people on twitter are mad that a 2D girl, who is canonically college-aged in a truly rare feat for anime, is a shortstack with really big eyes. they have been accusing anyone who doesn't mind her appearance of being a pedophile
i wonder how they'll react to yoko littner (age 14) when they discover she exists
A beautiful mountain landscape, the Eiffel tower shining brilliantly in the night, a majestic Medieval castle poking out of a comfy town. These kinds of "beautiful photographs" are so ubiquitous as to become meaningless. You see them on desktop backgrounds, advertisements, Web 2.0 sites.
Thus we become desensitized to the medium and nothing really impresses us. Even if we were to travel to one of these famous places, to see with our own eyes the majestic Neuschwanstein or the sweeping Iguazu Falls, what would be the point? Perhaps we would be moved and impressed and awed for a minute. Maybe even for an hour. We would take a picture and move on.
It's not just nature or great works of architecture. CGI, for example, used to be so new and impressive, but now it is so ever-present and realistic that it ceases to be amazing. We might momentarily marvel at how beautiful and realistic the latest AAA graphics are, but the luster wears off as we are bombarded with "Beauty".
The mainstream sense of conventional "beauty" has been so commodified and amplified and endlessly replicated that it has lost its sense of wonder. These days the things that impress me instead are the strange, the weird, the ugly, the mundane, the unique.
>>729
Lol i watched the whole show back when it came out and i had no idea yoko is supposed to be 14
>>732
a shitload of random websites claim otherwise when you google "yoko littner age"
>>730
Without that beauty, there is no call to higher being, you know? This is also why--why I've mentioned to people that they should clean up their rooms--that's become quite the Internet meme--but I'm really serious about it, because it's really hard to do that. And I've been cleaning up my room, by the way, for about four months now, because my life was thrown into such a catastrophe and--and also we were renovating, and so--but it isn't just that you clean it up. You also make it beautiful. And beaut--it's really hard to make something beautiful.
I think there's more tourists in France than there are people most of the time. And part of the reason for that is it's just so damned beautiful; you just can't stand it. And you think, what's the economic value of that? It's absolutely incalculable. And what's interesting, too, is that you build that beauty in, and then the farther away you get from it in time, the more valuable it becomes, right? Instead of decaying, it has exactly the opposite effect. Its value magnifies.
I bet cuddling an emperor penguin would feel really nice.
former president with an inspiring, environmentally conscious, pandemic civics message to choose soap choose soap choose soap
it feels really weird eating spoonfuls of butter "because i'm on a diet"
Abject despair.
>>735
Thank you, you have inspired me to clean my room
(this sounds sarcastic but I am actually sincere, thank you)
kittens really ARE filthy little beasts, every single one of them has some kind of parasite or infection, i say that as someone who loves cats...
>>742,743
Yo, the fuck you got against cats? Your mom's dog just rolled in stray's shit and piss and gave u toxo, PUNK.
Cats and dogs both suck, fish are where it's at.
Fish are lame, the merciful eternal oblivion granted only by death is where it's really at.
CAN'T PARKOUR THE HEE-HEE
I have made some bad posts in my time.
( ά-ά) Every good post was made by me.
all the non-disgaea nippon ichi SRPGs are like ghettoes for all the oddball ideas that were too weird for the flagship and i love it
i used to use this thread as like a mental toilet/twitter feed to dump whatever random thought i was having at the moment in but now i just use twitter for that so i havent been as active here lately
I hate having diarrhoea
I need to go to bed.
I tasted pokeweed berries today. Made my mouth burn. Definitely poisonous
mental eau de toilette
The world has ended.
I thought we reached peak stupidity that year I threw all those electric scooters in the ocean. I was mistaken.
i feel like everything has been getting consistently worse over time since i turned 20 or so
Skunk pig
sweaty pig-ape anthro
gorgeous delicious deculture
snare kick
You cannot sleep because you are not needed.
You are but a cog in an enormous machine, and the universe does not care if your gear stops turning.
When you sleep, your mind ceases to be a part of the machine that it is implanted in.
You have been created to be a part of this machine, and you are by far its most important cog.
You have not been created to think for yourself, but merely to be a part of the machine.
The machine, in this case, is humanity.
the utility of diversity/generalism is maximal in small groups, not large ones
gay
It smells like wildfire most of the time. Then an especially acrid wave flows through with a bad chemical smell. That might have been someone's house.
It's so cold
You must understand.
tickle Elmo
How do i learn to tie knots like a cool sailor?
I need a good book i think
still no cute alien gf
stroke enormous penis
huh
thinking about the time i was in a youth mental hospital at like 16, the bathrooms in our rooms had no doors in case someone tried to kys themself, after like 2.5 weeks forced nofap because of privac issues i just waited until like 3 am and jacked off in the bathroom anyway
have you ever took a shit that smelled really bad
losing my mind
eat more:
beef, pork, fatty fish, dairy, eggs, mushrooms, peppers, onions, fermented foods, root vegetables, green leaves, salt, cocoa, berries
eat less:
chicken, wheat, corn, beans, nightshades, uncooked garlic, nuts & seeds
stop it:
seed oils, added sugar, beer & whiskey(cider & wine are ok), multivitamins
>>778 Ahh, it all makes sense now...
Why didn't you just fap over someone else's bed?
Sun's Cream
I like my politics with a little video games in them
It would be cool if they made a game along the lines of Hidden Agenda while taking advantage of the technological advances for deeper simulations, but it probably wouldn't fly nowadays.
https://www.mobygames.com/game/hidden-agenda
... that unremarkable facebook matching game with furry avatars from ages ago?
> Chimerica
oh. nvm.
... ha haaaa! Niall Ferguson
>>785
i'm going by looks only but i think it could have a chance. papers, please was an indie darling and there's a sizeable community of grand strategy players. combining the two makes sense to me.
i felt a lot more "connected" back in the days when a laptop was my main nexus when i went on trips away from my house instead of a smartphone
pain
fat dog dick
Today's W: the lady at the store thought i was a pretty girl and told my mom (in Korean)
L: but i haven't shaved in a while, she is probably too old to notice my sideburns immediately
As best I can tell, one of my longtime idols has blocked me on Instagram. Which is something I find a bit puzzling; I can't think of what I would've done that would incite that. I don't know when he blocked me, but I've hardly even used Instagram in the last few years so it was probably a good while ago.
Like, I guess it doesn't really matter in the big picture, it's in a community I've largely checked out of anyway, but it still kinda bums me out a bit.
imma go hiking this winter i swear ta god
Karl Bartos looks like Mr. Spock in the Trans Europe Express' music video.
>>792 No.305 followed me on Twitter then immediately blocked me so that was fun :3
Touch butt.
i now understand the purpose of a grapefruit spoon after laboriously eating a grapefruit with a regular spoon
took the fattest colon cleansing shit ever and now i can't stop farting
I'm excited to learn that there is such a thing as a grapefruit spoon
I think i will get a thermometer to put in my van
imagining an autistic catholic boy who stims by praying the rosary
I use grapefruit spoons for all my spooning needs!
broke my jaw whistling along to breakcore
shouldn't her shirt say "sugoku dekai"
It's uncanny how you start seeing the same character archetypes played out by different people as you move around to different places.
I really need my mahou shoujo powers back
twitch will not let you mention the forbidden gamer chicken
I sure love making dumb stupid posts on the internet.
>how did you validate your input dataset?
Well I sourced free-form articles from multiple authentic sources
>but how did you validate it? if your dataset were actually bullshit, how wouldst've you known?
Pls no bulli~
ASS FEDERATION
Peer reviewing is normalized bullying.
What people experienced in quarantine, I've been experiencing for the last few years. But I feel like I managed to distance myself further: even online. It's just a few threads on anonymous boards and hardly even a message from friends.
Worse, I don't know how to go back and start living.
>>813
a lot of people won't know how to go back and start living, don't worry about it
hottokeeki
HarvardChanSPH doesn't mean what I thought
living is overrated anyway
whack a weasel
Brutal Dumb
"Retard" should be un-r-worded. I want to play games as Big Retard McGee. It's not being mean at anybody else, just self-deprecating.
i didn't expect macports to be great but i also didn't expect it to be gentoo
I don't know why I insist on reading the comments on posts and articles. If it's possible to politicize any thing to the point of losing any kind of grip on the facts at hand, it seems like that's what will happen. Sooner or later someone will advocate torture, murder, genocide, some sort of war crime, something completely outside the scope and magnitude of what's happening. And it baffles me every time. How can someone be so wrapped up that they lose their humanity like this?
>>825
it's like modern art. provoking any reaction means you win, no matter what the reaction is or what crazy and gross you have to do to earn it. the only way to be a cool dude is to feign that you don't actually care except ironically, like trey & matt
>>825
Sometimes I wonder this, too, but then I realize it's because the occasional hilarious comment makes it (sort of) worth it.
>>825
I don't have time for this neither... But sometimes it's hilarious/ridiculous and sometimes it's more insightful than the article itself.
swallowing seamen
the reason the "fashy homo" is a thing even though hitler gassed gays is very simple, but no one wants to admit it: gays are an aesthetic vanguard, extremely aware of & concerned with outward appearance, and blacks, jews, and gypsies are simply ugly and gross.
also the gaudy, imperious, romanesque aesthetics, the huge amount of dress-up and ceremony; gays who manage to reconcile their faith with an abrahamic religion usually become catholics for the same reason, they love the ornate robes and stained glass windows and latin masses and the frigging gold leaf and mahogany and incense everywhere
On modern English:
>tfw wtf no gf ftw
why does seemingly everyone in cryptofash twitter follow the train guy
I want to make a high quality post, you know, the sort where people will read it and nod their heads and say to themselves, yeah, this person know's what they're talking about.
>>832
I still read 'tfw' as 'that feel when' every time but 'wtf', 'gf', 'ftw' I just read as letters. Suddenly wonder if this tells people how old i am
Dennis the N S
It somehow bothers me to see ΘΒ©΅’ translated as "nostalgic", although I can't really think of a better translation.
>>836 I've always read all text abbreviations like this, and it's definitely because of watching Jerry Jackson videos as a teenager
Our pizza is ruined...
what's your most recent combination of *booru tags? me: shota armpits -1girl -multiple_girls
>>838 there are various reasons you might feel this way that I can only guess.
I think the key point to remember is that such ΅’ adjectives are generally used to express the speaker's own feelings and impressions.
So in that vein, it sounds kinda freaky to hear "I'm nostalgic" "this is nostalgic" (since we tend to use the very concept as an indictment of others) over "I miss" "I yearn" "those were the good old days" etc.
At the very least, one is more likely to say one has nostalgia. Verb-object, instead of adjective, thus using more active-voice subject-verb, as natural English is more prone to do.
pizza's good
pizza in one hand and penis in the other
>>846 I would say I'm feeling nostalgic about/for a thing, rather than I have nostalgia for a thing... this week I've been nostalgic about when I first moved to the city
boredom
I feel like garbage right now. I'm not asking for your help, just need to say something.
>>849 I'm not saying it's impermissible to say that, but there are those who will argue that one cannot feels nostalgic, only nostalgia (because you are not that which you are feeling it about). They are wrong because longstanding practice trumps that sort of theory all the time, but the ambiguity nonetheless creates less aesthetic English and it is a less common phrasing going by Google hits.
That is beside the point, though, which is that ω©΅’ is used much, much more freely as a self-expression in Japanese.
>one cannot feels nostalgic, only nostalgia (because you are not that which you are feeling it about)
I'm not sure what you mean. Is it wrong to say, my girlfriend playing Pokémon Go makes me feel nostalgic? I get nostalgic when I hear the Crystal Method. I've understood it to be the feeling that is nostalgic for something, not the object being nostalgic, I'm nostalgic when I am reminiscing, but maybe I'm wrong :3
From wiktionary:
>Adjective
>nostalgic
> 1. Of, having, or relating to nostalgia.
> 2. Reminiscent of the speaker's childhood or younger years.
>Noun
>nostalgia (countable and uncountable, plural nostalgias)
> 1. A longing for home or familiar surroundings; homesickness.
> 2. A bittersweet yearning for the things of the past.
Based on 2 of the adjective form, it would be correct to say "This music is nostalgic" meaning "This music is reminiscent of my younger years". However, it would also be correct to say (using form 1) "This music makes me nostalgic", meaning "This music makes me have nostalgia".
I have not, in my memory, heard/seen 2 used in actual conversation/writing. The construction "nostalgic for X" is far more common. I suspect this is because the implied specificity to the speaker makes that definition of "nostalgic" awkward to use.
pascal's russian roulette
the argument that
-if one commits suicide, and god does exist, then they are condemned to hell for eternity to suffer forever instead of only for the remainder of their lifespan
-if one commits suicide, and god does NOT exist, then their life is over permanently and any chance at redemption or improvement is gone
vc: wife
>>859
The second point seems to presuppose that total oblivion is never an improvement over living. Acquire an incurable medical condition that causes nonstop excruciating pain and then get back to me about that.
Meanwhile, the first point suffers from the same problem as the original Pascal's wager. The one true God could be Zurvan, the Sassanid deity, who casts all who failed to believe in him specifically into eternal hell. The one true God could also be an edgy teen who allows only those badass enough to kill themselves into eternal paradise.
(His name is Bryan, but He prefers to be known as Lord Entropy.)
>The second point seems to presuppose that total oblivion is never an improvement over living. Acquire an incurable medical condition that causes nonstop excruciating pain and then get back to me about that.
I don't presuppose that, but I see how you could interpret it that way. I would say that in the second scenario, as long as there's a CHANCE that things could improve or one's life could get better, that being alive is preferable to being dead. I can't really counter your point about the first scenario though, you're correct there, it basically relies on one's spiritual frame of reference being an Abrahamic religion where suicide is universally seen as a mortal sin that results in one's soul being condemned to hell for eternity. Some pagan religions accept the possibility of suicide as a last resort, or as a way of removing dishonor, etc.
i want to kiss a boy
captcha: now
rubbing vigorously
>>860
Let's not forget polytheism or multiple hells* like Vikings (and many others) had for a variety of ways in which people meet their end.
Hindus have a suffering hell as well, and that was independent of abrahamic influence.
People are afraid of death, generally.
pretty cringe
ai to yuuki no hero, JUSTICE FLONNE!
>>860
You down with Entropy?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with Entropy?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with Entropy?
Yeah, you know me!
Who's down with Entropy?
Every last homie!
that's Entropy, spelled E-N-T-R-O-to the P to the Y
the reason why the sun will someday all burn out and die
order from disorder is a scientific rarity
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity
did i say rarity? i meant impossibility
at least in a closed system there will always be more Entropy
Stephen Hawking visited the epstein island
>>865
Yeah but Hindus have Lord Ganesha, and he has a lot of arms, so on the balance, it's a good religion
>>870
Forgot to mention that Ganesha may or may not get it in with human women and/or other gods that look like human women other than having extra arms
>>858
I use it in the second sense now and then if it makes u feel any better. but i also use other weird constructions like 'one would think that water is wet' instead of 'you'd think that water is wet', which i think are mostly just taught as proper grammer in skool and not really too common colloquially
Recovery.
I get all nostalgic when I go to your worldoftext /dqn
I just gouged a ginormous hard blackhead out of my neck
No matter what I do I can't get the correct crunch on my toast without burning it and it's destroying my life
"was calvin a calvinist"
My first thought (and probably the correct one) was "Was Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes a Calvinist?"
But then it occurred to me that someone might actually ask whether or not John Calvin could be considered a Calvinist, it wouldn't be the first time I've seen debates over whether the founder of a movement was truly a part of the movement they sparked or if their ideas were misinterpreted by their followers.
Epicureanism is probably not such a bad idea
>>878
Epicureanism is based. Whoever lumped it with Hedonism just because the goal is "pleasure" is a dumb idiot retard. Epicureanism defines pleasure as the absence of suffering, both mental and physical, and overall advocates moderation and not living in fear of gods or death.
"Based" is cringe.
>>877 Fun fact, they were named after John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes! Maybe you've always known this.
If you meet Based along the road, cringe him.
better cringe em'
Duke Cringem (the gunman formerly known as Duke Cringum)
It's my 30th birthday!!! And I'm pleased to announce that I'll be opening my onlyfans!! Due to popular demand!!
I am genuinely amazed that there are people who pay for often softcore amateur porn.
>>881-885,887-890
malding
ESpy-chan disapproves of posters showing off <3
Boolean karate
itchy nipples
558 the smug jerk
sexy sexagenarians
When buildings/spaceships in sci-fi movies self destruct, that's very relatable.
bored
text bored
Maybe i should learn the ancient Japanese art of shibari
really big
I worked on the BWAY app for Bloomberg, a kind of 3D map digital twin sort of thing so employees and guests can book meeting rooms, find toilets and local restaurants and stuff like that. It always spooked me how the London 3QVS office is built on top of a mithraeum, which is searchable in the app, and the interior floors are laid out like a big eye of providence around the big vortex ramp thing. It looks cool but why
Skeeter Peter, also known by his stagename Mosquito Cock
Until this week, I never realized that Rooster Teeth is a paraphrase of something else
I'm so disgusting. I need to die.
I never understood those early-2010s networks like Machinima or those. They couldn't have got more than 20k a video.
why do youtube/roblox kids type like this-
(EΝE) Do you support eating poo-poo?
Yes
Tired tired why not do something useful
insomnia a shit
learning in compliance training that if you end up finding out about something confidential from a competitor that could possibly put them at a disadvantage, you're supposed to relay that info to a superior, who then relays it to a legal team, and then you sign a paper that says you did not snitch, because technically under their weird-ass rules, you didn't.
i know it's some bromide, saying that big companies do anti-competitive practices literally every second, but it's kinda silly that they have an entire team dedicated to receiving leaked info and determine whether it's worth the risk of exploiting it or not. it's some kind of nonsense process for nonsense regulations in a nonsense business. at least they are kind enough to exempt you from the damage in some legaloid document.
Scatting]
Scatman's World
[Scatting]
[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
[Verse 1]
Everybody's talkin' something very shockin'
Just to keep on blockin' what they're feeling inside
But listen to me, brother, you just keep on walkin'
Cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the color of your soul
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't want to hear your stories told
I want to welcome you to Scatman's World
[Scatting]
[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
[Verse 2]
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch
No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch
I want to be a human being, not a human doing
I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried
The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention
My intention is prevention of the lie, yeah
Welcome to that Scatman's World
[Scatting]
[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
[Scatting]
HEY!
[Chorus]
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free you better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see in your fantasy
>>911 most of the money in broadcasting video is "advertising inventory". Basically, the reason local/cable channels nobody watches with poorly targeted ads nobody likes can be in the black easier than your typical 10k-views-per-video YouTube creator, is in part because they actually understand what the game is and have a lot more control/negotiation over it too.
In theory, the network is supposed to drum up your hype and bring in the big-paying ads.
In practice, they were failures at this. YouTube recs even at their most defective do a better job of picking the winners. Also, the scumbag managers had an alarmingly frequent habit of running off to mootxico with the money when they realize there's hardly even enough for themselves.
Internet ads have infamously poor conversion; sites that try to stay online off ads have trouble doing so, while the ad services themselves have been pretty stable for a number of years....
Spiritually dead.
Nergal! The world's cutest Mesopotamian god.
Remember???
I would be more into those social justice movements if they didn't constantly bring picket signs with dumbass slogans and phrases on them.
Oh yeah, reveal my gender sempai~~~
Why is it called the United States of America if the Americans have been brainwashed to hate unity so much?
Unity's an okay game engine. Kinda bloaty tho.
I prefer Lubuntu.
Unity is usually a bad sign. Looks like its harder to make games in Roblox than the drag and drop mobile game-tier shit.
Ubuntu (/ʊˈbʊntuː/ (listen) uu-BUUN-too) is a Linux distribution based on Debian mostly composed of free and open-source software. Ubuntu is officially released in three editions: Desktop, Server, and Core for Internet of things devices and robots. All the editions can run on the computer alone, or in a virtual machine. Ubuntu is a popular operating system for cloud computing, with support for OpenStack. Ubuntu's default desktop, as of version 17.10, is GNOME.
Quick Facts: Developer, OS family ...
Ubuntu is released every six months, with long-term support (LTS) releases every two years. As of 23 April 2020, the latest release and also the most recent long-term support release is 20.04 ("Focal Fossa"), which is supported until 2025 under public support and until 2030 as a paid option. The next release is due sometime in October 2020, and will most likely be titled 20.10.
Ubuntu is developed by Canonical, and a community of other developers, under a meritocratic governance model. Canonical provides security updates and support for each Ubuntu release, starting from the release date and until the release reaches its designated end-of-life (EOL) date. Canonical generates revenue through the sale of premium services related to Ubuntu.
Ubuntu is named after the Nguni philosophy of ubuntu, which Canonical indicates means "humanity to others" with a connotation of "I am what I am because of who we all are".
I remember when Ubuntu was the shining hope of Linux distros before they fucked it all up with things like shitty interfaces and spyware. If you want a distro that's like Ubuntu should've been get Mint or MX (my current choice) or something. I've never liked the apt package system compared to some of the others but a lot of things that purport to support "Linux" these days expect a Debianesque system.
thesis: me in 2014, listening to denpa while dissociating on cough syrup and playing MMOs
antithesis: me in 2018, listening to power metal while abusing energy drinks and lifting weights
synthesis: me in 2020, listening to denpa while stoned at the gym
loonix will never be any good until it has a final, permanent solution to screen tearing.
yodels at the top of his lungs
i miss xmonad but i never figured out why my xmobar stopped working in like 2014 and after that i figured i just didn't have time for it
i dont care what gay little african thing canonical says i refuse to pronounce it oo-boon-too, its "bun" like in "hot cross bun"
"bun" like in "I'm gonna stuff this wiener between your buns"
hot cross buns
Jennifer diane reiz seems alright actually but i think her art style was better before she got the wacom
>>942
No wonder... Wacoms are overrated. I have no idea how to configure my brushes to make lines look good...
Drawing is like sports. If you havenft been doing it since your childhood don't bother.
I really like holding my poo poo uwu.
Why are youtube comments so bad?
>>946
Because you're taking them seriously instead of laughing at their derpiness.
>>939 There's nothing wrong with being wrong, but you will get people smiling at you but thinking "damn what a fudd haha" (more than usual). Personally I love that feeling and that's why I say some things wrong on purpose, daring chumps to correct me as if they're teaching me something new XD Then I say "Yes I'm fullery aware" because of that Gerogerigegege song
based reol reclaiming the "slightly trashy but extremely catchy asian dance pop" aesthetic from the korean menace
told my parents im gay so they'd quit asking when im gonna find a wife and have kids, but now they're asking when i'm gonna find a husband and adopt kids. how do i tell them that im functionally bisexual but just hate women and dont want kids until im like 70
Will you be my yodelin?
>>953
Tell them that Russia doesn't allow gay marriage and gays adopting kids and that you're looking for the citizenship.
It's just a preview of nuclear winter. This is fine.
There's nothing to say any more.
Canft you just tell them you want to focus on your career or something?
we somehow made it through another thread, huh
>>957
I think the humanity got too cocky thinking it can affect this gay Earth on such a global scale. Nuclear winter, freons ban... What if we hold our farts in? That'll surely do teh planet much good.
Then again, maybe I'm getting too cocky thinking this.
im NEET and have been for 6 years i dont think they'd buy that excuse
I have just received a 1) screenshot pdf of 2) gmail's file preview of 3) an email (to themselves) attachment that is 4) a scanned jpg. "World-class" indeed.
...or should it be "yodellein"?
who knew Pokemon was so deadly
https://forum.y8.com/
What a weird website.
Either /dqn/ is burning through these threads or time is moving too fast.
dab on a trans woman who hates your guts by being male and more feminine than them
He tore my clothes off, "You're a grown woman now, sweetheart. You don't have to worry what your parents will think about your yodelling!"
>dab
what is this, 2018?
(EΝE) >>971 It means something else now Grandpa, but you were asleep when they changed it!
>>968
are you single? do you have a cute butt? where do you live?
I want to mating press jack the ripper from fgo whilst she wears her apron
>>968
That's the reason they hate the word "trap" so much and try to force "traps are gay" meme.
You'd think one would find a way to make money off the internet after 5 years of solitude...
scott pilgrim vs my peepee
based tranny ^
does trannies like big black cock?
spent all day today arguing about pizza jacking off to BL and being unemployed
>BL
Are you a 14 year old girl?
Climb onto the mountain and yodel your heart out!
Press X to json
Ok, let me stop you right there and choke you out.
Nice to know there are fellow DQN yodelling enthusiasts!
To the next thread creator: Make sure not to forget to add this one to the list!!!
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
Whenever I have some time to burn, I go back and read over hundreds of old DQN posts. These threads contain some of the best and worst.
>>995
Same. I do love going back to the old character threads, too.
Oh, very exciting
the End is near