In 2000 the Washington Post had a writer who thought the 90s were so culturally devoid that we'd look back at it with blank stares, but tbf he/she doesn't experience time, and therefore the 10s, the way we Elitists do.
Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow.
broke: getting voice typecast as God in mainstream productions
woke: getting voice typecast as a super sexy Antichrist in weird straight-to-DVD movies only sold in Christian bookstores
Every single imageboard person starts his twenties as Gosling from Drive and ends them as Gord from Freddy Got Fingered.
simulation theory is just theism for redditorrs
roko's basilisk is just pascal's wager for redditors
why are redditors so good at smugly reinventing 2,000 year old theological arguments except they replace god with a computer
the problem of evil is retarded and was solved by plato like 3000 years ago but redditors still quote it
reddit burned our crops, salted our fields, and put this shit in my pants
thanks for reading
These days I probably resent twitter more than reddit
>>461
What's so different between the two?
>>462
One of them I can enjoy laughing at, the other makes my ass burn with rage.
>>456
i would like this post specifically to be preserved for 1-2 milennia
ideally without context too
To be honest, there are many things that make my ass burn with rage.
I feel like if we were starting tabula rasa, it actually wouldn't be that hard to find a political system that works, that everyone engages in and is reasonably happy with, and that actively makes the world a better place. But our current world is so far out of balance, with so many people traumatised and broken and alienated, and so many absurdly huge and arbitrary imbalances of power, that trying to implement such a system successfully, or even just trying to move towards something like it, is almost impossible.
Typical consumeddit post but it's about pussy, comparing the various statistics of pussies, arguing about preference, dismissing some types of pussy as "beginner's first", exhibiting barely-concealed classism about 'tangerino
edgy flaming skull guy on a motorcycle
ye i like tiny gook pussy cuz i got a tiny dick, problem NIGGER?
I feel like judging sites as huge as Reddit and Twitter is a bit unfair honestly, they are so huge and varied in their content and userbase that you can't just generalize the whole platform, other than they skew a bit younger, maybe?
The bigger issue with them is that they homogenize and encourage corporate monopolies on social interaction online
it isn't, they aren't, you can
My dad said anders breivik looked like a Harry Potter character holy shit
feelio when you think you're pulling an epic zersetzung but are getting epically zersetzung'd yourself
why's arthas' horse named invincible when you can see it
You know why they call it an xbox 360?
Sure is newfag around here recently, greetings new friends
Anal Thunderfury
as a value investor in memes, i'm going long on xtranormal
it's about as lazy as image macros, but with audio and video for more impact
I should've studied sociology or musicology or whatever so I could argue that the east-west cultural mixture that has been very present as of the last two decades in pop music has been largely mediated and influenced by rhythm games, that rhythm games are worth analyzing as cultural artifacts and that online rhythm game enthusiast communities have formed what most people would consider to be a music scene with its own peculiarities and possibly even unique semiotic systems. I would like that thesis to be taken seriously and not just me elevating a teen hobby with pretentious buzzwords I can't fully grasp.
>>470
the corporate control is the main problem to me too. i've always thought the quality of twitter/tumblr/youtube/discord is more variable than reddit/facebook/instagram/AOL (which are almost uniformly low quality) but i regard stigmatization/shaming as a reasonable strategy for encouraging people to get off the corporate parts of the internet. it's probably the most effective strategy too, because i think the criticism rings true and most people know those sites are for lusers
the internet, where i go to see what people who don't think think and people who do think not thinking
Thinking of getting Pokemon Legends Arceus but I'm not impressed by the new designs so far
Well, I like the human designs but the new evolutions/regional formes look like Yokai Watch creatures
uh oh, schizo alert
A Vana'diel minute is four beats of 100bpm, that's kinda clever.
We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!
Either some of my neighbors is getting a really good dick, or somebody's washing machine/refrigerator is breaking down.
go on 4chan, most popular thread is a screenshot of a tweet
go on twitter, most popular tweet is a screenshot of a 4chan thread
go on dqn, most engaged with subject is people talking about 4chan and twitter
I havent seen 4chan proper mentioned outside of iaa for a fair bit now.
Social media is far more polemic due to both guilt from users/addicts of it and the hatred of those who dont and the bird site being ubiquitous intensifies this
people freaking out about catcalling
Lies, most engaged subject is "post your thoughts for your ai overlords to analize"
AND MY AXE
Bo's Veranda yaaaaaaaaaay babyyyyy! Bo's Veranda yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The archive schizo has arrived run for your lives
Bring it on, I ain't afraid of no shizophfhreaniaks
when did everyone start saying schizo online, seems like it happened in the last 500 days or so
back like 5000 days ago i thought everyone was just being dumb calling other people autists online only to find out im on ``the spectrum'' after a couple thousand days of that.
this schizo thing does not bode well
>>498
Ever since deranged posting exploded the past 5 years or so (and doubled during the pandemic)
>>498
Its been used for a fair while but really took off after gangstalking became a meme
am i actually horny or just bored
>>501
jerk off and ask yourself again!
rip stove jobs
rip stove stove
>>499
horseshit, i was pretty online in the trump days, it was not common then. i think it's a pandemic thing
jerkcity is good why didn't I read this like 10 years ago
It was called Bonequest back then
Just a thought, rating something from 0 to 100 means rating something against some unreachable ideal, like there is a fixed perfection somewhere. It probably should be different, it should go from 0 to infinity. I give this work 999430 points.
>>508
The only objective rating metric is iClapped™s over time. Heil Disney!
I'm glad there was no second January 6th insurrection. That was frightening.
is the "I may be stupid" meme supposed to be "I may be stupid [but]" with the continuation omitted or just an affirmation that one is stupid
I sometimes miss /baphomet/
I may be a stupid butt!
Why do british people with autism have much more exaggerated accents?
Jerome Powell: "Your motherfucking easy money bubble will end in 60 days." freezes while brandishing comically large mallet
>>516
I think cuz they talk slower and tend to exaggerate speech in general.
Once upon a time this guy really sucked ass at "Minecraft":
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ALgNAVuH4
i miss alt-chans
I miss pre-discord pre-twitter pre-centralization into generals imageboards.
same
vc: vase
agitprop trading firm
>>520
Minecraft having saturated colors (AND NO DEEPSLATE) made it feel more fun
alt history russian president gagarin
Speedrunners High: The adrenaline rush that results from cutting your cock off
gangstalking was unironically a tactic used by secret police of the DDR and it was basically a form of gaslighting used to discredit people precisely because of how schizo anyone trying to talk about it sounds. stasi would break into your home while you were at work or whatever and subtly rearrange furniture, turn on lightswitches that you knew you left on, etc.
Shitting Turveydale
Interesting, just like a lot of anti-Chinese propaganda another anon noted recently, I've been feeling like I stumble on Stasi and their evildoing wherever I look. How it picked up schemes devised by Nazi secret police and such.
Not to imply anything, but most of Goebbels's specialists found their employment after the war in the West.
Also, this: >>523
[s4s] hit me with nostalgia for this reason a few years ago, but I haven't been there in a long while. Just don't tell anyone about that board so they don't ruin it...
I miss 4-ch.net
Discord and tumblr cliques have been deep in [s4s] for a long time, like since the board was created.
And you guys see a semi-political meme and are like: this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
The Tiktok Stasi
enron online wasn't a very fun mmo, 0/10
>this must be a CIAnigger conspiracy psyop gangstalking campaign
youd be suprise
Feminist Amazon.com commercials
>圀
i kinda like that one actually i wish it caught on
>>533
To mention that one side is guilty of something of course doesn't mean to imply that another side is innocent of it, my dear (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)
I'd even go so far as to say I find it highly likely that at some point between then and now, almost every western government figured out that zersetzung is a much more effective tool for suppressing dissent than the old fashioned methods of labor camps & sham trials.
============EVERYONE ABOVE THIS LINE HAS BEEN GANGSTALKED=======================
got me some umeshu today gonna have a good time
Utopia (C4)'s conspiracy boardroom: Ominous wood paneling by Hieronymus Bosch, not murder-free
Utopia (Amazon)'s conspiracy boardroom: Mr. Bezos generously supplied us a low level conference room, did someone spill soda in here?
I've seen a man, who was trying to innocently stream GTA RP and become big on the interweb, get gangstalked and forced to play retro games for their amusement.
Anybody looking forward to Elden Ring?
The Fulani herdsmen have been gangstalking me. I fear for my life. Right this moment, their cattle is staring at me through my window.
Foolish shepherds take our culture is why we need a trend #biafra #ipob #freekanu #harasbuharioutof