dümping in dümping in dümping in heaven
>>547
i dont know what that is so, no
but it reminded me that i wish tolkien had written more novels, i tried the silmarillion but it just aint the same
Looking at photos of the 1921 Russian famine is oddly extremely unpleasant, I mean like obviously looking at death is gonna be unpleasant and I'm stating the obvious but there's something about famines in particular that gets under my skin even for someone who is desensitized to a lot of this stuff. Maybe its the cannibalism that often accompies it that revolts me, or perhaps its the non-violent, yet pitiable and ghoulish state they leave this world in. Or I could simply be disturbed because I'm not used to these type of images. It gives me the same intense despair of "true love is dead" when unexpected affairs happen, which is way less bad but still.
The more I think about it, this could be simply be human instincts I am feeling, naturally disliking pestilence. Regardless, I am a bit happy that I can feel human empathy over death and disaster after years of 24-hour news and excessive shock content consumption
Pissed in the kitchen sink
The new Terasu MC doujin feels more like an art piece on hating your stepdad rather than a NTR doujin
i'm an alabama heron and i want to pick fish
hell with every single kitchen dish
Whoops~
Droppin mud in the toilet!
I wish I was gay sometimes
>>555
do you spend most of your time protecting your kestrel?
About 2,500 days ago I was sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. Tonight I'm sitting at my desk on a cold winter night, drinking a pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea and browsing dqn. I hope you all are well.
Has anyone else noticed that women think vulgarity is cool in the last 5 years or so
>>560
I would like some pleasantly astringent gunpowder tea right about now. Instead I am drinking a delightfully earthy Sumatran coffee
BRIDGE TIME IS TIME AND IN THE LIMIT THE LIMIT IT POSSESSES AND IT ARRIVES
Jissom
People want to be excited constantly and have instant access to a kind of hollow excitement immediately, so are more unimaginative than ever. 0-effort escapism has lead to a death in creative escapism.
>>562 Nah, you just haven't interacted with girls much over the last century
After playing VtMB I found out one of the licensed pieces, an industrial rock piece in the Anarch bar, is called "Lecher Bitch" by "Genitorturers", and you can probably guess exactly what their stage act is like.
>>567
To be fair, I havent interacted much with anybody over the last century
Reminder disney owns Family Guy
the us should mint $20 $50 and $100 coins out of a few grams of palladium surrounded by an iron slug and simply roll with the hyperinflation and redenominate like the yen did
that's the only way to save the petrodollar i think
>>571
That's not a bad idea actually.
You could also say that the Taliban offensive was allowed to happen so the govt has a reason to go back into the Middle East and maybe Pakistan?
Jissom
Jissom = Joseon???
Jissom = Jomon
EBOLA = OBAMA
Comedy's dead, this makes me sad
I feel like all the posts are running together
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i still recall the halcyon day of bazinga
nostalgic for 2014, how did it come to this?
============EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE HAS BEEN GANGSTALKED=======================
Sometimes I rip a bong then go for a walk around town, and when I notice that people are secretly taking photos of me on their phones and reporting on my location, I play along and have fun with it. It feels a bit like that "White Bear" Black Mirror episode
One time the police kept slowing down as they drove past me walking, and I thought "hoho, I'm a fugitive, they're trying to spook me" but then a police van with blue flashing lights drove up onto the pavement beside me and stopped me to search me. Turns out I looked a bit like a guy who had been spotted carrying a big knife, but I said "That's just my COCK!"
Bjork stalker was Nikocado Avocado's dad
Mos Espa more like Mos Vespa am i rite
Actually capitalism is human nature and Marx refused to bathe so fuck that idiot.
I didnt know Marx refused to bathe but looking at his hair and beard it should be obvious
He refused to bathe or get a job. That bum had fucking open sores all over and just sponged off his friends.
No wonder he invented communism. He wanted everyone but himself to cover his expenses.
Wait a second.... is this an OP?
/cfg/ - Crazy Frog General
a dictatorship where the censorship method is when a journalist practices bad math or statistics they become a political prisoner for life
a dictatorship where Stuttering John is the god-king
a dictatorship where the only way to gain citizenship is to be able to either strict press 70kg or 1cc touhou 11 on normal+
a dictatorship where the gestapo force you to eat your expired food
I want to put my dick between two little girl's asses, and make them do double buttjob. Is this too much to ask?
>>600
God is a cruel asshole, if He were benevolent, each would be supplied with two or three little girl servants that would display pure affection and support unconditionally.
Is it offensive if a caucasian dude wears a niqab with a cowboy hat?
I've always wondered why criminals dont just wear a burqa or niqab and take it off after
My dad left his work email open and I had the extreme urge to cc everyone in the Women's Colleague Network flagged email with something like suck my cock bitches
I don't take L's. I am L's.
Max Stirner has the same philosophy as George "Maddox" Ouzounian
Western artists get really offended if you dont like their fetish I've noticed
genres are gay
>>611
P. Orridge iirc said something along the lines of "when things are classified into genres is when they die"
one year on the carnivore diet and now i am king of skeltons
carnivore diet more like CONSTIPATION diet
The Ñ word
Seems like ota-ch.com is another zombie imageboard, still viewable but posting blocked
I like it better with glasses, because I like glasses girls, and maids, and nurses.
And lolicon.
And gore.
new SICP just dropped
Whore.
Megaman Zero 3 has internet as the afterlife, but maybe postlife is a bit better word. I wonder how many dead people's accounts are around, and for how long they will stay around.
>>622
It's weird to think that the internet will likely become an option for the afterlife rather soon.
That sounds lame, but the choice between a guaranteed but sucky afterlife and a chance for multiple things to happen (or not) in eternity is tough
>>623
"Grandpa's ghost is on twitter, indistinguishable from the propaganda bots that keep their stock from getting delisted."
breaking the mould by lacing my corpse with anthrax and parading it around town
ButtOut, apply directly to the butthole
All porn is cursed.
You take my hand, you shake my snakes
You make me hate the human race
Ivo Shandor
The East India Company: Quality you can wage wars of rebellion against™
Public toilet paper forts
the current political climate has forced me to download tifa cards from the illusion cards booru
my books arrived with water damage
Electromagnetic waves travel infinitely in space, even some random TV broadcast from the 1960s is still traveling along in the universe waiting to be picked up.
Imagine if we get technology to pick up these signals in the incomprehensibly far future, and those guys get records of life as of now. Fucking imagine if someone doxxed me online or spread lies about me, that information spreads throughout the cosmos infinitely, forever. What if they find the lies and I'll never be able to send truth to them? My entire person will be remembered for the rest of time for something I'm not. Scratch that, even the activity of me normally is archived in waves never to be rubbed away, who knows how many deathly embarrassing facts about me are etched in space. What if, in the future, massive companies or hell just retards wanting to kill time start compiling every bit of information they can find about humanity in older eras? What if its not even just waves, what if they come to predict the movement of every single atom and therefore predict every atom's history, and start developing simulations of how they would organize themselves throughout time, atom-to-atom in exact detail. They would reconstruct every aspect of my fucking life, every time I fapped they could watch from every angle, every fucking movement of my brain they would have full understanding of, more understanding than I could ever hope to. I feel so fucking powerless against this, they will know every detail about my life and my inadequacies and failures, I will be documented in the most comprehensibly complete form to be mocked for the rest of time. Children will browse an exact atom-to-atom recreation of the world I think of as the entirety of existence, my entire life and therefore each of my failings permanently recorded and never to be eroded. Failure that I might not even understand or remember and failure that I wish desperately to be wiped clean will ALL exist forever and ever, documented in totality.
In retrospect every single iteration of /prog/ has been hot shit.
>>635 "Hot shit" amazingly good or "hot shit" really bad?
Did you hear Ukrainian hackers have been messing about with UVB-76 just now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUgzv-8_EMc Dropping in and out playing the B-52s and NoFX apparently
It's playing some mad noises I haven't heard before on it just now
Hot shit as in boiling feces.
Apparently thyme tea exists. It tastes about as odd as you'd expect.
>>634
Even if such a thing were to happen, rest assured you're probably unremarkable enough for people not to care too much. Its like nurses seeing your genitals.
>>640
Kinda like mint tea (same family).
I dunno if it actually helps me breathe easier but it feels like it does.
>>643
I found the taste of thyme tea to be entirely different from mint tea, but that may be because I drink a lot of mint tea and am very used to the taste.
As for breathe easier, yeah, it does feel like it has that effect.
people that far in the future will be busy fighting tyrannids or whatever, not watching some random dude from 400 centuries ago jacking off
what if the particle analyzing god machine confirms reincarnation as scientific reality, then yourself from a future life might look you up and watch you jack off
today's federal reserve announcement is expected to circumvent algorithmic trading based on speech to text for 2 minutes by having jpow walking out with an opened nintendo ds and closing it
Woke up w/ stiffy, what do it mean
