the us should mint $20 $50 and $100 coins out of a few grams of palladium surrounded by an iron slug and simply roll with the hyperinflation and redenominate like the yen did
that's the only way to save the petrodollar i think
>>571
That's not a bad idea actually.
You could also say that the Taliban offensive was allowed to happen so the govt has a reason to go back into the Middle East and maybe Pakistan?
Jissom
Jissom = Joseon???
Jissom = Jomon
EBOLA = OBAMA
Comedy's dead, this makes me sad
I feel like all the posts are running together
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i still recall the halcyon day of bazinga
nostalgic for 2014, how did it come to this?
============EVERYONE BELOW THIS LINE HAS BEEN GANGSTALKED=======================
Sometimes I rip a bong then go for a walk around town, and when I notice that people are secretly taking photos of me on their phones and reporting on my location, I play along and have fun with it. It feels a bit like that "White Bear" Black Mirror episode
One time the police kept slowing down as they drove past me walking, and I thought "hoho, I'm a fugitive, they're trying to spook me" but then a police van with blue flashing lights drove up onto the pavement beside me and stopped me to search me. Turns out I looked a bit like a guy who had been spotted carrying a big knife, but I said "That's just my COCK!"
Bjork stalker was Nikocado Avocado's dad
Mos Espa more like Mos Vespa am i rite
Actually capitalism is human nature and Marx refused to bathe so fuck that idiot.
I didnt know Marx refused to bathe but looking at his hair and beard it should be obvious
He refused to bathe or get a job. That bum had fucking open sores all over and just sponged off his friends.
No wonder he invented communism. He wanted everyone but himself to cover his expenses.
Wait a second.... is this an OP?
/cfg/ - Crazy Frog General
a dictatorship where the censorship method is when a journalist practices bad math or statistics they become a political prisoner for life
a dictatorship where Stuttering John is the god-king
a dictatorship where the only way to gain citizenship is to be able to either strict press 70kg or 1cc touhou 11 on normal+
a dictatorship where the gestapo force you to eat your expired food
I want to put my dick between two little girl's asses, and make them do double buttjob. Is this too much to ask?
>>600
God is a cruel asshole, if He were benevolent, each would be supplied with two or three little girl servants that would display pure affection and support unconditionally.
Is it offensive if a caucasian dude wears a niqab with a cowboy hat?
I've always wondered why criminals dont just wear a burqa or niqab and take it off after
My dad left his work email open and I had the extreme urge to cc everyone in the Women's Colleague Network flagged email with something like suck my cock bitches
I don't take L's. I am L's.
Max Stirner has the same philosophy as George "Maddox" Ouzounian
Western artists get really offended if you dont like their fetish I've noticed
genres are gay
>>611
P. Orridge iirc said something along the lines of "when things are classified into genres is when they die"
one year on the carnivore diet and now i am king of skeltons
carnivore diet more like CONSTIPATION diet
The Ñ word
Seems like ota-ch.com is another zombie imageboard, still viewable but posting blocked
I like it better with glasses, because I like glasses girls, and maids, and nurses.
And lolicon.
And gore.
new SICP just dropped
Whore.
Megaman Zero 3 has internet as the afterlife, but maybe postlife is a bit better word. I wonder how many dead people's accounts are around, and for how long they will stay around.
>>622
It's weird to think that the internet will likely become an option for the afterlife rather soon.
That sounds lame, but the choice between a guaranteed but sucky afterlife and a chance for multiple things to happen (or not) in eternity is tough
>>623
"Grandpa's ghost is on twitter, indistinguishable from the propaganda bots that keep their stock from getting delisted."
breaking the mould by lacing my corpse with anthrax and parading it around town
ButtOut, apply directly to the butthole
All porn is cursed.
You take my hand, you shake my snakes
You make me hate the human race
Ivo Shandor
The East India Company: Quality you can wage wars of rebellion against™
Public toilet paper forts
the current political climate has forced me to download tifa cards from the illusion cards booru
my books arrived with water damage
Electromagnetic waves travel infinitely in space, even some random TV broadcast from the 1960s is still traveling along in the universe waiting to be picked up.
Imagine if we get technology to pick up these signals in the incomprehensibly far future, and those guys get records of life as of now. Fucking imagine if someone doxxed me online or spread lies about me, that information spreads throughout the cosmos infinitely, forever. What if they find the lies and I'll never be able to send truth to them? My entire person will be remembered for the rest of time for something I'm not. Scratch that, even the activity of me normally is archived in waves never to be rubbed away, who knows how many deathly embarrassing facts about me are etched in space. What if, in the future, massive companies or hell just retards wanting to kill time start compiling every bit of information they can find about humanity in older eras? What if its not even just waves, what if they come to predict the movement of every single atom and therefore predict every atom's history, and start developing simulations of how they would organize themselves throughout time, atom-to-atom in exact detail. They would reconstruct every aspect of my fucking life, every time I fapped they could watch from every angle, every fucking movement of my brain they would have full understanding of, more understanding than I could ever hope to. I feel so fucking powerless against this, they will know every detail about my life and my inadequacies and failures, I will be documented in the most comprehensibly complete form to be mocked for the rest of time. Children will browse an exact atom-to-atom recreation of the world I think of as the entirety of existence, my entire life and therefore each of my failings permanently recorded and never to be eroded. Failure that I might not even understand or remember and failure that I wish desperately to be wiped clean will ALL exist forever and ever, documented in totality.
In retrospect every single iteration of /prog/ has been hot shit.
>>635 "Hot shit" amazingly good or "hot shit" really bad?
Did you hear Ukrainian hackers have been messing about with UVB-76 just now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUgzv-8_EMc Dropping in and out playing the B-52s and NoFX apparently
It's playing some mad noises I haven't heard before on it just now
Hot shit as in boiling feces.
Apparently thyme tea exists. It tastes about as odd as you'd expect.
>>634
Even if such a thing were to happen, rest assured you're probably unremarkable enough for people not to care too much. Its like nurses seeing your genitals.
>>640
Kinda like mint tea (same family).
I dunno if it actually helps me breathe easier but it feels like it does.
>>643
I found the taste of thyme tea to be entirely different from mint tea, but that may be because I drink a lot of mint tea and am very used to the taste.
As for breathe easier, yeah, it does feel like it has that effect.
people that far in the future will be busy fighting tyrannids or whatever, not watching some random dude from 400 centuries ago jacking off
what if the particle analyzing god machine confirms reincarnation as scientific reality, then yourself from a future life might look you up and watch you jack off
today's federal reserve announcement is expected to circumvent algorithmic trading based on speech to text for 2 minutes by having jpow walking out with an opened nintendo ds and closing it
Woke up w/ stiffy, what do it mean
I think a future superbeing would find more interesting to watch specimens having sex and not just masturbating
>>649 Your bladder's full
Sex is fun. I wish I was having sex.
I miss the nintendo DS
The DS version of worms isn't half bad. Neither is the Metroid pinball game. Many such cases.
>>649 you're a healthy male with a functioning prostate and a normal testosterone level
your dad knew perfectly well that the xbox isn't a nintendo, he bought the fucking thing. it was just fun to mess with you.
ANKLE MOBILITY
Seeing artists distressed about their fanbox getting posted elsewhere makes me genuinely feel bad for them
>>660
he knew what an xbox was and he also knew that the xbox was a kind of nintendo
saxophone gives me the runs
I'm not willing to pay for videogames or such until I get a source of income. I really want to buy another hdd first.
tape storage rental sounds like a really neat idea.
Youtube video essayists vs those weirdoes on twitter that make "threads" when they should just be blogging
Holding a vendetta towards small online communities is an underrated vessel of mental illness
>>669
specific cases or in general?
