I like it better with glasses, because I like glasses girls, and maids, and nurses.
And lolicon.
And gore.
new SICP just dropped
Whore.
Megaman Zero 3 has internet as the afterlife, but maybe postlife is a bit better word. I wonder how many dead people's accounts are around, and for how long they will stay around.
>>622
It's weird to think that the internet will likely become an option for the afterlife rather soon.
That sounds lame, but the choice between a guaranteed but sucky afterlife and a chance for multiple things to happen (or not) in eternity is tough
>>623
"Grandpa's ghost is on twitter, indistinguishable from the propaganda bots that keep their stock from getting delisted."
breaking the mould by lacing my corpse with anthrax and parading it around town
ButtOut, apply directly to the butthole
All porn is cursed.
You take my hand, you shake my snakes
You make me hate the human race
Ivo Shandor
The East India Company: Quality you can wage wars of rebellion against™
Public toilet paper forts
the current political climate has forced me to download tifa cards from the illusion cards booru
my books arrived with water damage
Electromagnetic waves travel infinitely in space, even some random TV broadcast from the 1960s is still traveling along in the universe waiting to be picked up.
Imagine if we get technology to pick up these signals in the incomprehensibly far future, and those guys get records of life as of now. Fucking imagine if someone doxxed me online or spread lies about me, that information spreads throughout the cosmos infinitely, forever. What if they find the lies and I'll never be able to send truth to them? My entire person will be remembered for the rest of time for something I'm not. Scratch that, even the activity of me normally is archived in waves never to be rubbed away, who knows how many deathly embarrassing facts about me are etched in space. What if, in the future, massive companies or hell just retards wanting to kill time start compiling every bit of information they can find about humanity in older eras? What if its not even just waves, what if they come to predict the movement of every single atom and therefore predict every atom's history, and start developing simulations of how they would organize themselves throughout time, atom-to-atom in exact detail. They would reconstruct every aspect of my fucking life, every time I fapped they could watch from every angle, every fucking movement of my brain they would have full understanding of, more understanding than I could ever hope to. I feel so fucking powerless against this, they will know every detail about my life and my inadequacies and failures, I will be documented in the most comprehensibly complete form to be mocked for the rest of time. Children will browse an exact atom-to-atom recreation of the world I think of as the entirety of existence, my entire life and therefore each of my failings permanently recorded and never to be eroded. Failure that I might not even understand or remember and failure that I wish desperately to be wiped clean will ALL exist forever and ever, documented in totality.
In retrospect every single iteration of /prog/ has been hot shit.
>>635 "Hot shit" amazingly good or "hot shit" really bad?
Did you hear Ukrainian hackers have been messing about with UVB-76 just now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUgzv-8_EMc Dropping in and out playing the B-52s and NoFX apparently
It's playing some mad noises I haven't heard before on it just now
Hot shit as in boiling feces.
Apparently thyme tea exists. It tastes about as odd as you'd expect.
>>634
Even if such a thing were to happen, rest assured you're probably unremarkable enough for people not to care too much. Its like nurses seeing your genitals.
>>640
Kinda like mint tea (same family).
I dunno if it actually helps me breathe easier but it feels like it does.
>>643
I found the taste of thyme tea to be entirely different from mint tea, but that may be because I drink a lot of mint tea and am very used to the taste.
As for breathe easier, yeah, it does feel like it has that effect.
people that far in the future will be busy fighting tyrannids or whatever, not watching some random dude from 400 centuries ago jacking off
what if the particle analyzing god machine confirms reincarnation as scientific reality, then yourself from a future life might look you up and watch you jack off
today's federal reserve announcement is expected to circumvent algorithmic trading based on speech to text for 2 minutes by having jpow walking out with an opened nintendo ds and closing it
Woke up w/ stiffy, what do it mean
I think a future superbeing would find more interesting to watch specimens having sex and not just masturbating
>>649 Your bladder's full
Sex is fun. I wish I was having sex.
I miss the nintendo DS
The DS version of worms isn't half bad. Neither is the Metroid pinball game. Many such cases.
>>649 you're a healthy male with a functioning prostate and a normal testosterone level
your dad knew perfectly well that the xbox isn't a nintendo, he bought the fucking thing. it was just fun to mess with you.
ANKLE MOBILITY
Seeing artists distressed about their fanbox getting posted elsewhere makes me genuinely feel bad for them
>>660
he knew what an xbox was and he also knew that the xbox was a kind of nintendo
saxophone gives me the runs
I'm not willing to pay for videogames or such until I get a source of income. I really want to buy another hdd first.
tape storage rental sounds like a really neat idea.
Youtube video essayists vs those weirdoes on twitter that make "threads" when they should just be blogging
Holding a vendetta towards small online communities is an underrated vessel of mental illness
>>669
specific cases or in general?
>>668 why does "transparent case" mean "hiding wires"?
My PC has a transparent case, because it looks cool. It doesn't change my cable management (which is: cleanly separated & labelled but out of air flow zones).
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Analphabeetus
I wonder how many parents fucked their kids on NY Eve 1999 because they thought it'd be all over at midnight
its weird how these days you don't really save much if any at all money by building your own PC, hell i bought a prebuilt off amazon of all places and went and priced the parts myself and building it would've saved me like, $20, before figuring in shipping costs
There's people still milking the "Karen" thing... huh
>>668
Pretty sure you're supposed to tuck the cables behind the motherboard regardless.
>>675
Yeah there's been a lot of price gouging going on at distribution level, so I figure OEMs who are sourcing directly from manufacturers are getting the better deal here. Prices may go down a bit by the end of the year to capitalize on the desperate people who have waited three years to update their PCs to accomodate for next-gen games, but they will never go back to normal unless some authority steps in. They new bar has been set.
i feel like i don't post my current thoughts much in the current thought thread these days, hi DQN
currently thinking that i'm sad i have to stop browsing the internet for tonight
Thoughts on Quranism?
>>676
Holy shit there are still atheist "skeptic" youtubers like its 2015 too
/img/ sucks again
/img/ has always sucked
/img/ sucks all sorts of dicks but for some reason not mine
The only way to really improve /img/ would be a coordinated push to keep the few good threads on the front page at all times, or excessively hands-on moderation. Not sure if either of those would be too popular...
if good moderation is the one that deletes low effort content, then best moderation is one that removes 90% of people off the face of the planet. Fucking isn't that high effort activity.
I like Popeye but im haunted by those images of bluto
Short history of trans folk innovations in music:
Wendy Carlos - innovated by parodying classical music.
Vektroid - innovated by parodying 80s audiovisual kitsch.
Sophie - innovated by parodying y2k pop kitsch.
100 gecs - innovated by parodying 00s scenecore subcultures.
Sewerslvt - innovated by parodying weeaboo emogoth subcultures.
Parodying a sub is cultural appropiation
wendy carlos seems ``based'' as the kids are still saying
Journos when Christian charities act Christian: :o
neco farc
shacked up in the jungle, killing people (?), doing drugs (???)
neco narc
>>677
I have to confess, my idea of "good cable management" is having thick ribbon cables labelled with sticky notes all over the place and absolutely zero grouping of things and definitely no zip ties.
>>672
You fool, you're supposed to use text art formatting!
Don't see why I should, honestly
I wish I had a cute imouto to shower with affection. Not even anything lewd, just somebody to devote my emotions to.
>>700
I swear I made this exact post here like ten years ago.
For me, it's this: Unattributed verbatim copies of DQN posts from a decade ago.
I could accept nothingness as death, but burning in hell is a serious fear of mine, even though I follow one particular branch of religion, I often beg if there is a different deity (or one at all) for forgiveness in being wrong
>>704
and if reincarnation is what happens, I'll have until the death of the earth to figure it out
DISNEY'S WAR ON GAY KIDS
WHY DOES SOCIETY HATE GAY KIDS?
(this is real)
I found a hard square thing sewn into my new jacket and I thought it was a tracking device, but it was an apple chewit that had fallen through a hole in my inside pocket!
>>686 Nah don't be silly, another easier way to improve it is just by making better posts instead of complaining about other people's posts1
metapost: how do we reduce the amount of metaposts?
meatpost: chorizo is nice
FUCK filet mignon
I sort of wanna visit North Korea even though it seems unremarkable as a destination just to say I've been to a closed country.
A lot of SEA has temples and palaces I'd wanna visit but the unrest common there makes it risky to book ahead
I'd fuck Aung San Suu Kyi
should i take a shower after soaking in a hot spring
First semester went surprisingly well despite some brief moments of panic. I think I should be able to work more steadily this time.
Also helping out other students with math/physics shite is fun! Thanks for reading my blog!
>>521
Arrrgh you're imitating one or more posts that I made. I feel like you are trying to insult me which is fine for now I guess, for I did something stupid today.
I just hope I don't get GANGSTALKED. About a week ago a GANG STALKED me. The system that I used to write the word "gangstalked" said that it is a typo, this is part of the conspiracy to make me think gangstalking is all in my head.
Words from GOD JESUS: navigates batfowl reliances ceroons systoles absents bubaline erythroblast wriggling unbandages shuntings beachcomb monetization polyvalent cyanogeneses hellbroths mustang subchanters stalkier travestying lipoids sheikdoms cottierisms liposuctions amperes peaned ensues appointers mawkin sexualisations carbonadoed elderlinesses loriners olfactronics heles fleckered fluoridates dogmatises combed cholera raiments hoydenishness douts smaaked lavenders axiologists ritournelles presswomen indwellings capriccio equibalanced sanctify kinesipathist rigorism latitudinarianisms rebutton conjurator eglantines coatdress hovering unadventrous sweard biofeedback dichroiscope switchgirl bankets retrace ornamenters
^highlight: stalkier
Let me off the ride. The ride never ends.
vc: unride
P.S. I kinda liked that "websight" link.