Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
Fuck.
this series just spent 50 episodes masturbating over how awesome zhuge liang was only to say in the very last seconds of the very last episode "oh by the way he died and shu was overrun by wei/jin within a year because he exhausted the state treasury by constantly invading the north"
wub wub wub wub wub wuuuuuubbbbbb wwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuu uuuubbbbbb
fuck bitches, smoke meth
Unya~
in broogz
I foresee great things for this thread.
I haven't said "penis" in the new thread yet.
There we go.
>>6 is that in the sense of "have sexual intercourse with bitches" or in the sense of "to hell with bitches"?
I accidentally 500 iPads. Oops.
I made this thread
The loneliness of dildos.
>>18
Dildos are liberating but fleshlights are creepy and rapacious because if the stigma-based double standard ever died men would have as little interest in women as women currently have in men.
dragon dildo
gonna pee in her butt
neat, windows broke my japanese input and turned my ime into a standard kana keyboard
wondering if it's worth fixing or if i should just order some keyboard stickers
moar liek keyboard snickers, amirite guise?
>>19 really you seriously need to post this on tumblr or on a wordpress blog; you would get lots of circlejerking love overnight
ichi ni san shi funf sechs seben acht
The more I browse boards where people give their opinion, the less I want to do it.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and nobody wants to hear it.
(Except creepy fart fetishists.)
eins zwei polizei drei vier grenadier fünf sechs alter keks
¬Šw¶‚ÍÅ‚‚¾‚ºII
eins zwei drei vier, bin endlich weg von dir, fünf sechs sieben acht, du hast jetzt keine Macht mehr über mich, verpiss dich!
je ne comprends pas.
Google has absolutely no place to be moralistic about anything, because the search engine just invited me to "Find Your Special Woman from 100s Kyrgyzstan Brides." It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.
>>35
Getting a dead mail-order bride because she was sent via Yodel?
>>35
Getting a mail-order bride that arrived in a box marked "some assembly required?"
I'm lonely.
>>35
Getting a mail-order bride where the packaging has a check box marked "HAS PENIS", and it's clearly been ticked and erased multiple times?
YOGUL YUM WITH MULTI-PARTS SO YOU DIE!
die
>It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.
The Destruction of Daisy
I emailed RMS to ask what his favorite anime is, if his response is DQN quality I'll post it here within 24-48 hours.
While watching another Japanese Lesbian porn, the following texts appeared on the screen at random intervals in the video.
you ejaculate
bad-smelling penis
look
Move a penis?
Move a bad-smelling penis?
penis is fun
oh god why the fuck is my brother talking about how much of an ebin raid group 4chan is
I bet girls call their masturbatin' hands Rocky Knuckles and his Five Sons
As much as I prefer to stay out of things, OS "wars" remind me of the Blub paradox: "what I'm using is good enough for me, and there surely can't be anything better; these things I keep being told are better are actually just different and/or weird." (Paul Graham's essay, Beating the Averages, introduces this concept in the context of programming languages).
Computers have a disproportionate return on investment. If you put a little time or effort into learning how to use these powerful tools a little bit more efficiently, you will be rewarded in a way that makes you wonder how you ever made do beforehand.
For some people, this will make them sound smug on the Internet. Don't use their personality defects as a reason to totally ignore the core of their message. Instead, be open to trying new things.
catcha: pube
I shall name my goregrind band "Meat Vagina and the Microtears".
>>50 I spent several years using Linux, and it still sucks. Bad hardware support, bad software support, shoddy software, and shoddy system design (the OSS/ALSA/JACK/PulseAudio clusterfuck in particular). It's not more stable, unless you use a distro that sticks to outdated tried-and-true versions of the software (that probably don't have features you want), and it's not really more secure, just more obscure (Heartbleed anyone)?
Windows is far from perfect but at least it's polished.
I still don't understand how my flatmate's girlfriend's hair ended up in my underwear.
>>52 I spent several years using GNU/Linux too, and it worked fine for me. But all I really do on my computer is browse the internet and watch anime and sometimes play emulators or old games which run in WINE.
Also Windows is far from polished, it's just that it hides the broken shit from you until a big pile of broken shit accumulates and then it all comes tumbling down and breaks for good.
She was rubbing it in her face and smelling it 'cause she thought it was his. Sorry.
clinton vs trump goes far beyond douche vs turd, it's more like a dick in the eye vs a knife in the ass
The question is not "are the socks dry" but rather "are the socks dry enough".
I came back after a few days to find my rice cooker crawling with maggots. I cleaned it out with bleach and hot water but I'm not sure if I should just throw it out and get a new one anyway. Every time I make congee using the secret DQN recipe I'll be mentally picturing the little things crawling all over my food.
Next time I have an argument on the internet (I know, who does that anymore?), I'm going to end the argument by admitting I'm wrong no matter what it is.
>>58 Maggots probably don't taste that bad. Just pretend you're a sailor in the days of wooden ships and appreciate them as extra protein.
>>52
It's not really worth getting into, but the fact you lumped JACK in with OSS (which has been dead for decades) and think that OpenSSL only runs on Linux shows you're just shitting out of your ass and regurgitating outdated FUD out of your ass also.
sage because DQN doesn't need this much individuality
Big Al's subs are a health hazard
>>58
Worry not, fellow DQN. If you did a proper job of cleaning it--and it sounds like you did--then it's no more likely to contain maggots or any traces thereof in the future than any other rice cooker, even one that you might purchase to replace it.
My dick must think its doing a really good job inseminating all these women. I just don't have the heart to tell him the truth.
>>59
Sometimes I don't like to recall arguments where I was obviously wrong because I know the moment I do, I'll be so ignorant to think I'm right again.
Who is better? Tim McGraw or Gavin DeGraw?
>>56
I honestly don't even give a fuck anymore. The President has a lot of power obviously, but not nearly as much as people seem to think - the permanent bureaucracy pretty much prevents any really crazy reform, good or bad, from happening out of Washington. The real problem is the appointment of future Supreme Court justices and the President's power to determine foreign policy.
The above also goes for all the dipshit dingbat asshole fucksticks we seem to elect to Congress. HURF BURF I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP WASHINGTON. Sure, buddy.
>>44 here
He just said "I don't know any Chinese cartoons". I forget that people outside the weebsphere don't use that joke.
>>69
Did you really ask him what's his favorite chinese cartoon? I'm genuinely stumped.
>>71
The entire exchange went:
me:
subj: What is your favorite anime?
All the GNU/Linux fans and free software advocates I've met are into Chinese cartoons. What is your favorite? I bet you're a fan of Battle Programmer Shirase, right?
Stallman:
re: What is your favorite anime?
I don't know any Chinese cartoons.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a finger pressing refresh on an angry blogpost – forever.
i III VI IV
I like this progression so much.
>>72
I doubt there are any anime or chinese cartoons released under copyleft/libre document licenses.
Holy shit this internet connection is slow. It literally took ten minutes to load the DQN front page. I don't know if this post will ever even get through.
I wonder when >>77 will arrive. This is the first time I have seen a post in transit for so long.
All supporters of encryption are in truth closeted, but well-networked, homosexuals, who fear islamist takeover and wahhabist implementation of Sharia.
imitation crab meat
the unbearable lightness of being john malkovich
Why the hell am I the one who has to ask for hot tea? It should be you tasteless plebeians who want cold brown sugar water who should have to specify "iced tea". And in a Chinese restaurant, no less.
I sure do love lemon sorbet.
This haircut ' s probably not gonna be very good.
>>85
Just tell the barber to fuck your shit up, and then if you pay him enough you can gain access to a secret haircut of DQN quality.
„„‚W‚U
too late.
now I look like a Slav.
What's one cow queef between friends?
I feel sorry for everyone that doesn't speak any language other than English.
Pokemon sind im Pokeball.
Ich sitze auf dem stuhl.
The latest talk on the SaoVQ thread makes me think of this again.
http://www.c64.com/games/2084
I remember using emulators and ROMs back in 1999, so I could play video games that never were in English.
What I learned was that most games that don't get translated into English were awful. People do us a favor not selling them here.
So, >>89 that lowered my motivation to learn other languages.
>>93 a lot of games that did get translated into English were awful, too.
Well there goes $15k this year.
I bet I can't do that again.
And yet it downloads.
Sometimes I go through the list of youtube videos I liked and laugh at them like it's 2006 again. While perusing the list, I find some that have been deleted or made private. I can't help but wonder what those videos were.
Mein Deutsch ist Pfeffernusse, aber meinen Arsch ein Wurst vertrieber ist.
Oder etwas.
Megu-nee did nothing wrong.
Going by the *bert naming convention, Dilbert should be a dil, not a human.
Papa Smurf can I lick your ass
lately my time spent masturbating : time spent able to think clearly due to having just masturbated ratio is really sinking
The MasturDater
>>58
It's fine. I've had maggots infestation problems in the past which led to my unfortunate ingestion of 'em with my bread.
There were no perceivable side effects and I'm (sadly) still here, eh?
And so is Bear Grylls!
Am I the Beavis to your Butt-head?
maybe i'll dig some burmese tiger traps incase this fucking cunt decides to spend all night tomorrow night too puttering up and down the street on his goddamn tenspeed jewbox
Oh nugget man, oh nugget man, headin' on down to that ol' promised land...
After seven gruelling weeks, I'm finally returning home from Eastern Europe. Just twelve hours of travel by five different modes of transport and I'll be back!
>>111 I trust the local wildlife weren't too much of a problem?
This just-add-water black bean soup looks kind of like diarrhoea dump in a cup but it tastes pretty damn good.
The spiders and I have reached a mutual nonaggression agreement, but my cat is bound by no such treaty.
Get out of my shower, nasty ballsack-abdomen spider.
Tik tiki tiki desu ka?
Wow, I didn't know gaijin could post on 2ch. I thought it had a non JP Ip block like Futaba.
blax
puffy cereal is the worst shit ever, after two bites it feels like I've been gargling acid
>>120
wew
turns out it was just the english board.
anyhow it's fun to watch japs argue about how Japan did nothing wrong during WW2 in broken english.
>>123
They have two boards you can post on, the English and the all foreigners board. The only thing you will ever find there are NIDA shitposts.
Hello, my name is Dingus Poophammer.
I think I would know if I was peeing my pants right now.
PUT THE SHIT ON THE SHIT SO YOU CAN GET THAT SHIT
Gay in Space
>>112
The problem was that there wasn't enough wildlife! I spent the entire time in one major city or another, and saw barely a single butterfly. Very disappointing.
>>130
How far east did you go? You should have looked for some wildflower fields.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Gay!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/09/living-underground-coober_n_449185.html
Dwarf Fortress is real!
Wow, Japs on 2ch sure are adamant that Japan did nothing wrong in WW2, and that American and Korea are the worst countries.
>>131
The furthest east I went was a little way outside Debrecen. Wildflower fields would've been lovely, but I was needed in the labs...
Red Dwarf Fortress will never be real, or even a mod.
Unless I do something about it or someone from DQN makes it happen.
So, never.
Sweetness.
I wonder how many people interpreted "tardy" as "retarded" rather than "late".
before I looked up a picture of a trilobite I was picturing Dr. Gay Hitler looking like a silt strider from Morrowind
>>141 First time I heard that word, I thought something like that. It was on the Simpsons. I think it's an American word.
I expected "spumoni" to mean something considerably more disgusting, like greasy sausages.
Was it a pleasant surprise, >>146? Like the bits of candied fruit in good quality spumoni?
Boohbahs' heads look like uncircumcised penis tips
Why is Jesus buttfucking a smurf?
Are tall women really considered more typically attractive? IDGI.
Has the recent spumoni talk attracted ITALIAN VIPPER?
Our trajectories are divergent.
RIGHT IN BILLY'S JIMMY JAMS
queef bat
>>147 don't know if I'd say pleasant, ice cream isn't really my thing either. I just thought it would be something gross and somehow related to the Spumco of Ren & Stimpy fame.
>>152 what thread? I was looking at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynAKDUmxKI0
Meow
I am become mojibake, destroyer of ̂ÂÃE‚¤Âl‚¦‚ÃE‚¨‘O‚炪ˆ«‚¢ÂI ‘æ05Šª
Cute girls are blissfully unaware of my existence.
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cool, copypasting it into the reply box and hitting preview post results in self-replicating mojibake
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>>161 look on the bright side, so are many ugly and creepy ones.
>>164
You know what? I wouldn't mind becoming close to a creepy girl. I've always had a soft spot for yandere characters. And as for ugliness, so long as they dress nicely and aren't so hideous I can't look at them, it doesn't matter that much to me.
All the 3D girls I know are incredibly tiresome and uninteresting.
Just hand over your ass to a handsome gay man.
i need a touhou open world fangame
>>165 is right, girls are interested in boring activities like clubbing and drinking socially. The ones who are mildly interesting have super generic hobbies like photography, painting, extreme sports, travel or eating out. Nothing wrong with having those hobbies (I like those things myself), but making them your life and not liking anything else is kind of sad when things like computers, electronics, machines, cars, foreign languages, artificial intelligence, math and physics are there to be discovered and worked on.
Reminds me of the guy at progrider's lounge who was obsessed with Touhou, lost his virginity to a similarly obsessed girl, got attention from some girls and even paid for prostitutes, and concluded girls are boring and uninteresting and that his onaholes and dakimakuras were better than being with any girl.
At least Koreas traded their playlists. I heard there will be 24/7 open air party in DMZ.
How's about you synthesise yourself a personality, then?
memes
weed
Beauty is a funny thing indeed.
grow penis
( ß °ß) if you write ŒŒ‰t like ƒPƒc‰t then it looks like "butt fluid" instead of "blood"
Grounder's drill PINGAS
>>176
Thanks. I think I can finally remember how to pronounce it.
go away weevil, you don't belong on my computer desk
>>170 all soldiers dancing to K-pop and communist military patriotism songs. Man, I want to be at that party too.
I wonder if given the modern attention span of people, making innuendos involving Dick Cheney is already in the "I don't get it" zone.
Whole star anise looks vaguely like something else that's associated with the word "star" and the letters A, N, and S.
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1276856992
to: zombie counter-word-searching DQN
googling further there seem to be a few main ones used for zombies without a lot of consensus
l - counter for people
‘Ì - counter for things with a humanoid form, including corpses
’Œ - counter for gods, buddhas, spirits, and noblemen
•C - counter for insects and small animals (as in anything smaller than the "large animals" that would be counted with “ª)
found another neat site while googling: http://www.benricho.org/kazu/
Clean up all your seamen and don't come 'round here no more
How do you refer to a post in another thread?
I can't advance in life until I deliver DQN Lobby sketch I promised septembers ago...
manual focus? medium format? ... motherfucker?
Donkey Bitch Ass
Rubbery golf wezaa today!
Triple upside-down shits
Cuddles Giles Hoover, you weren't there for that meme
I've got to rewatch Nichijou some time.
NEIIIIIIGH! MY NAME IS RAPE HORSE AND I'M SO HORNY IT'S CRAZY!
I can't deal with all this concentrated testicle-twisting awesome
I want to get in on the secret 4chan board, if only to shitpost on it.
What do you call that stupid flashing line at the end of where you're typing? I wish it would stop flashing. Stupid flashy line.
I'm so great.
"apparently abandoning the rest of you to Masturbation's wrath." made me grin.
Have I died and gone to Nanahira heaven?
What do the Kha'ak want?
make money fa$t
I hate not having internet, I just want to post on DQN.
BIG MONEY, BIG PRIZES. I LOVE IT!
That post sucked.
I just want you to be happy.
It's been a long time since one of shii's sockpuppets deleted a post around here.
I eat
I shit
I eat again!
I like animals.
>>222
"Why are you here? Do you like animals too? That's why I'm here... They frown upon that." -- Mud, prison camp inmate in Gothic
Argument from the dictionary
Most frequently F-word
vc: cox
My eyes are seeing balls.
gases blowing through my anus
I accomplished nothing today.
I am taking an online course in--well, it doesn't really matter what the topic matter is. There is an instructor who communicates with us via a webcam and microphone, and a chatroom in which the students ask questions.
It depresses me very badly to notice that no one else appears to have the faintest interest in the subject matter. They're in the military and new regulations said they had to have technical training in this field, and their commanders told them they had to do it in order to keep their billets. Or they're some other kind of government worker.
And the questions they ask in class, when they can be bothered to notice or take part at all, are generally terrifyingly stupid and indicate to me that they do NOT belong there.
But let me give you an example. Imagine that it's a class for auto mechanics. And there's one guy in the back who keeps interrupting the instructor to say "But I want the car to run on orange juice, isn't there some button I can push to make it do that?" And "If I paint the car a different color that will make it able to fly, right?" And "What's a wrench?" and "What are wheels?" Half the students in the course are asking questions like that. I'm facepalming so hard I now consider myself lucky I didn't accidentally shove my entire arm through my head up to the elbow.
How did they get into the class? I don't know, but the online school is taking the money and cashing their checks just like anyone else's. This makes me wonder whether my certification will be worth anything to any employer when I mention the school.
I'm depressed now, /dqn/.
dqn needs a dark background with white text pagestyle for late night browsing
if we're coming up with the most obtuse translations possible then why not ¯•²\ŽšŒRl’B
re: people who insist on calling part 4 "diamond doesn't crash"
Are we a Karass or Granfalloon
That sucks >>231-sani= ¥ ƒF¥=)
Something similar happened to me when I was living the NEET life, in order to keep getting my dole the jobcentre forced me to go on a call-centre training course (when I signed up I said I would be happy doing any work, just not a call-centre). It was literally "Okay, this is a computer, and this thing is a mouse, and you use it to move the pointer on the screen. Find the thing called Microsoft Word! We use this program to write letters and things." So it was 3 days of typing example letters from a book into Microsoft Word then printing it.
Now, there were a couple of older guys who I could understand would benefit from this (they asked things like "How do you drag something, do you just click it and hold it?") but on the 4th day of the 5-day course we had to write about what kind of experience we had, and our ambitions etc. The tutor read about my computing degree and work experience and was like "...oh! My god, this all must be quite insulting for you? Why are you even here?"
Everyone on the course automatically got an interview at a call-centre a week later; there was a written test as a sort of formality, and though I tried to do badly I got high marks, so I just said sorry and ran away.
No damn cat, no damn cradle.
Ironically, >>236, I am in training in order to un-NEET-ify myself. But if it becomes widely known that a lot of the people in this training finish the week still unable to grasp the most fundamental concepts, and if they pass the written test it will be a feat of rote memorization of what appears to them to be a long list of unrelated facts, because they do not understand the underlying theory that unifies it all and makes it all make sense--arrgh.
Once upon a time, in the information technology field, there was a certification called MSCE, Microsoft Certified Engineer. In the 1990s so many MCSEs got handed to people who went to cram schools, who memorized lists of answers, who cheated on tests, that MCSE has become a joke. "Must Call Someone Else." And now on a resume it's worthless.
My verification word is "duce." Clearly the web page thinks that I am being elitist and fascistic here. ;_;
I heard two old guys talking on the bus, and one says "and there he goes running like a raped ape" and I have to suppress a laugh because the image that popped into my head of an ape having a running crying jag through the jungle screaming "DON'T LOOK AT ME" cracked me up.
I just masturbated to pornography while eating ice cream. This is truly the utopia we've been striving for.
>>241
Now you should masturbate to a Little Baby's Ice Cream advert while eating ice cream.
my desk broke in the move and the only utensils i have are chopsticks, it's all a coincidence i swear i'm not normally this much of a weeaboo
I'm sick of Shii. Let's get a new name face already.
I vote for R(L[M)ƒm
I vote for ( EƒÖE)
R( EƒÖE)ƒm
I vote for (╬ ಠ‰vಠ)
Punctual gomez
I vote for ( ͡‹ ͜ʖ ͡‹)
scrodumb
I vote for i@L_T`j
watch out for them triple shits
is the opposite of a champagne socialist a malt liquor libertarian?
I vote for (L‹̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ƒÖ‹̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥M)
(ƒÖ‹̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥M)
I vote for (*ß[ß), because she's cute
Do not pass Go. Do not expand dong.
There's seamen here in front of me and seamen in the rear,
my God, there's even seamen hanging from the chandelier
I hate when you roll over on your stomach half asleep and stub your nocturnal penile tumescence
Rank in order of importance
Dumb doggly, dumb baby, funny doggly, golden baby
It goes so fast.
Masticate a penis.
holy shit how horrible
The idiosyncratic steps leading from a lake house down to a lake
Diddy Kong's monkey dong
interest land feels come thought
what
Apparently there's a new world record holding hybrid pepper, the "Carolina Reaper," hottest in the world. Even the pictures of them look like something demons would grow in Hell.
I could never be a vegetarian because sometimes I have a powerful desire to eat steak. I can feel it in my jaws almost. It's like something left over from my instinctive animal brain or whatever (are there any biology people here, is that a thing?)
Hardline vegetarianism is dumb, but the fact remains that most people really do eat more meat than is healthy or necessary, I try to cut down on it but in the end I just end up eating more carbs and sweets instead.
Kaori has a voice like listening to some haunting ethereal being singing about going on a picnic after chugging a bunch of cough syrup, I wish she'd do more (any) solo work.
fuck you, chain ball
For the genitalia, see labia minora.
For literal rabbits living in a rainforest, see Sumatran striped rabbit.
around blacks...
A few weeks ago, a prostitute asked me if I was interested and I said no. She asked if I was going to talk to the police and I said no.
I then said "I don't have a problem with prostitution because it is a necessary service. It reduces the frustration felt by unattractive and socially awkward guys."
Artist who narrate their work and unintentionally emphasize curse words.
Propel your posterior to defecate on this homosexual phallus.
Exactly how racist is "racist as fuck!"?
If you can also explain how not liking Mexican food is racist, that would be helpful.
http://i.imgur.com/oZxpkao.png [nsfw]
So what is the proper length of mourning time to give your drug dealer after a family crisis before asking about his supply
I just want to dress up like a girl and get fucked silly.
fag
>>288
None. But it's a great time to preach him about god. Tell him that it's a punishment from Our Lord because he poisoned bodies and minds. Tell him that he still can redeem himself if he forfeits his old ways to devote himself to serve Our Lord in a monastery.
Earn double XP if you pass charisma check and talk him into joining Trappists.
spiked penis
Fuck this school is hot
I wouldn't recommend fucking a school.
He sees like Predator, he sounds like Darth Vader, and there's a weird-ass mannequin.
My poop smelled like popcorn, yet I haven't eaten corn in the past day or two, popped or otherwise.
Please don,t beeb beeb because i,m sleep ....
BPS more like peepeeS
>>299
The British Psychological Society made a few good SNES games.
He doesn't really care about anything any more.
Luigi's sex perversion
Why is Mario's hair brown but his moustache is black?
BPS: Butt Plug Serviceman
Just kidding BPS you're cool and I like your mahjong resources
My shoes are still wet from yesterday. Oh well. Wet shoes to work.
Whimper like a canoe
>>309
Why would you want to have a physical copy of DQN?
A shadow cabal ends when it ends and no life support will do it any good.
Is SAoVQ really never coming back. All those posts lost.
Bit
Protection
Service
Imagine if people's appearance stopped getting older around 20. I would totally date an 80 year old girl who would tell me about the old days while giving me a bj. Hell, I'm sure it would solve a lot of other problems also.
woah, when I do that it looks like I'm reaching up her skirt
>>313
I really hope cyborg technology advances enough in my lifetime so I, too, can become and old person who looks like a 20 year old girl.
I think people are taking this thread way too literally.
>>309
Fortunately, Kareha appears to be pretty easy to archive...I'm pretty sure all it would take is a script to pull the pages from the thread list. Or someone really bored who wants to manually download 1207 threads.
For a full, drag-and-drop backup, yeah, there'd be a bit more to it, but the content is the part you can't reproduce after the fact.
Big peepee surfer
It was finally too much after her attempt to have me, via her lips, indirectly kiss my own asshole
That's actually a really nice picture.
last night I ate a ham sandwhich while reading the Koran, I wasn't even thinking about it at the time
Boob punching sadist
A group of men came to our semi-small town last week and are threatening to open fire on a crowded place to draw cops out, so that they can kill them.
Jamie Kennedy isn't funny, yet he's a career comedian. How is that possible.
Fluids.
For the past couple days there's been an odd smell in the staircase of my apartment complex, like a musty old hamster cage. I didn't think much of it but this afternoon I found out that my downstairs neighbor had died some time ago and only just been found this morning. The windows were open and it's been around 30c/90f all week, I can't even imagine what it looked like. Jesus fucking Christ.
Hate the cuck, not the cucker
Is VIP quality that big of a deal in Japan?
Why do so many people call orange juice OJ but no one calls apple juice AJ? Because AJ is a name? Counter point, one of the most famous murders of our time is called OJ
The bride cannot be found.
Under those conditions, would you assist your cousin's father in his effort to manually bring a horse to climax?
Chris Farley would have made an awesome Batman.
He had a frequency detector. You know, one of those things that detects anything with a period?
Is VIP quality that big of a deal in Japan?
>>338 I am going to have to ask you to correct your post to "most famous alleged murderers", Mr. Simpson was found innocent by a jury of his peers more than 20 years ago.
The title font is so horrendously pixellated on this machine
chigger fligger woo nigger dagger doo
>>347
I went through this exact procedure last week. Good to know I'm not alone.
I know enough to be curious as to what wikipedia's policy on simplified vs traditional characters is but not enough to just go read what said policy is.
>>347,348
At the right length, mine will curl into an endearing cushioning. Although the area has been described to me before as "scary".
the result of dressing my little sister in shrine maiden clothes!?
electromagnetic wave by young commander
puneuma CD record of let's sing songs of country defense army
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>354 I really enjoy the mental image of little girls drinking black coffee and spitting it out and doing that puckery tongue sticking out face that little girls do when they drink black coffee.
I wonder if my nignog neighbors who were playing loud rap music earlier would appreciate it if I played loud lolicore now that it's midnight.
I bought the cheapest hair gel to try to tame my messy hair but it just makes it stiff and smell strong. I feel really self-conscious.
This is moé.
My captcha said hi to me....
http://afternoon.dynu.com/264/hi.png
I don't even have a wife, you can ask my garage!
Music now
When Einstein said "Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.", he didn't even have YouTube.
The future. Just picture it. An infinite span of time, holding infinite possibility, which you stand on the very boundary of. Every action you commit now (right now!) is weaving threads of that future into the immutable reality of the past. It's terrifying, isn't it? There's something visceral about the whole thing, like vertigo. Reality shouldn't change like that, and yet it does, continuously.
We make plans, predictions, as though the future were just like the present - with everything immediate and certain - as though our minds simply can't cope with the nature of the future. Similarly, people still fight the battle of free will vs. determinism as though it makes a difference; either way, the future is the same vast, inscrutable, unknowable abyss it ever was.
And just imagine what might still be to come! Every record broken, every precedent defied, every expectation exceeded. The great wheel of human civilisation spinning ever faster, advancing ever further, leaving ever more crushed in its path. Nothing will ever be the same. The future is right in front of us. It starts at the end of this sentence and it goes on forever.
The future, the future, the future, the future, the future...
Ben 10
while loops
Fixed font output is overrated.
Not long ago in a supermarket, I saw a sign in the pharmacy section:
STOP SMOKING
DIABETIC SUPPLIES
And I thought, "Who smokes diabetic supplies to begin with?"
Wakaba Girl is the cutest thing I've seen in some time.
They'll never deify Andrew Jackson.
Going to France and never leaving Paris is like going to America and never leaving Detroit.
I still miss Wik
why does this guy keep his enemas with his cat food right above the oven?
can't those go in the bathroom?
why would you keep cat food in the bathroom
Poop should not float like that.
>>379
Like what?
I'm pretty sure poop is supposed to float, at any rate.
"The canned fuckin' meat, that comes in a can"
Hellbozola
No update tonight, but instead here's a picture of the six (six!) hibernating butterflies I found in the garage.
http://i.imgur.com/25Jzzqi.jpg
HAAAP!!!!
"...just exit your shit."
Tofu made from coagulated semen
the feeling of spending time creating something you're proud of, and craving, burning to share it to every poor soul you meet, shouting, "I HAVE MADE A THING, IS IT NOT WONDROUS?"
...but no one must know
maybe if I put up with their loud rap music at 5 in the afternoon while I'm trying to sleep they'll put up with my loud water heater at 2 in the morning
baneposting is a disease, I can't stop
karel
Humping the businesslike turd
Pen Island
Too cold
Baby when you look at me, you know that I'll be here forever.
I give up.
We can have fun like this.
Did you know? Walt Disney was interred in a mausoleum.
gay
I swear I made a post here not too long ago but I just can't remember what I wrote.
Where'd you get those freckles baby, did you paint them on?
"CandianPharamacy?" If I needed prescriptions, I would need real medicine, not candy.
I want to become a girl.
I'm hungry.
Who had the bright idea to name a video game company "Virgin Games" anyway?
vc: quack
If you run the words "but that" together you end up with "butt hat".
I wish there was a cute young girl in my life. Not for any kind of sexual reason, but it's hard to describe. Like an energetic girl like a little sister or a daughter would brighten the place up the same way an arrangement of pretty and radiant flowers would.
I want to eat Uzuki.
before hearing the woodcutter's story it seems obvious that the chick fell for the bandit and made up some story to cover for him, you can safely disregard the medium's story because voodoo is not admissible as evidence in court
I wonder if Iron Man ever had a bee get trapped in his suit.
why is portugal a country
because of shit that happened a long time ago.
gay kink circus
smoke weed every day
>>417
I think literally the only reason Portugal wasn't integrated into Spain at some point is because they speak Portuguese
>>414
Have you ever been trapped in a bee suit? I didn't think so.
juts remember!
>>423 They didn't "separate" because they were never really together. A long time ago there were several Christian kingdoms in the north of the Iberian peninsula while the south was ruled by Muslim Moors, and Portugal was just one of them. Over the next few centuries the Christian kingdoms slowly fought their way southward and pushed the Moors out of the peninsula, and a kingdom called Castille came out of it in the best shape and absorbed most of the other kingdoms, eventually becoming Spain, but the Portuguese allied with England and resisted being integrated into Castille.
My poop this morning was pretty nice
>>421 I don't think a different language has ever stopped a state from absorbing or conquering other states. You can just bring your own language into your new territories, and eventually some of your new subjects will learn it.
>>427 at the same time, the same language has never stopped two states from being two states, either.
At my new house I found a folder of notes from a student who must've lived here two years ago, judging by the dates. It has the name Hailie on the inside, and is mostly economics/business stuff, along with some English notes (it seems she was Chinese). I was just flicking through it out of curiosity, and found, towards the bottom of one of the last pages, written in small, neat letters:
Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss. But every once in a while you find someone who is iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare.
It seemed very poignant until I googled it and it turned out to be from some romance novel.
Also my desk says "MOTT MACDONALD DO NOT REMOVE", which didn't seem poignant before or after being googled.
Also also I have no bedding! Literally just a bare mattress to sleep on. Oh well.
If you had to choose between two characters in a video game and they were pretty much the same but one of them would every once in a while have all their stats lowered and lose a considerable amount of blood, which one would you choose?
>>431
It feels kind of depressing going to a grocery store and having old classmates bagging my groceries.
>>431
After spending a few years in another country, I returned to my hometown and went to Home Depot. A guy I knew from high school was working there. I didn't recognize him at first, nor did I even remember his name until later, even though we had been friends.
Much as you said, it gave me a surreal, otherworldly feeling, as if the time I had spent in the other country had never happened.
prestige class: mystic pimp
Sometimes I see a comment on a site I frequent and want to post it in the [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] thread, but can't remember if it's my own comment or not so I end up not posting it.
vc: exmuff
Also, sometimes I see a funny or interesting comment and go to paste it in that thread only to realize I've been on DQN the whole time.
pop-up pork sword
>>431
An old secondary school friend served me at a till once. We "hey babes"'d each other in the standard male/male way, but all I could picture was the photo I'd seen of him not long before, grinning from ear to ear, struggling to hold his eyes open and holding a large nugget of cannabis.
I don't have any high school friends.
>>440
Me neither. and I live far enough from my hometown that I will new never have to run into classmates. I count myself fortunate.
I'm so glad I'm moving.
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neeeet!
>>443
stop reminding me nichijou will never have a second season.
"scheiße is raining down on us!"
( ß °ß) well said, but I think your torso and limbs flying across my screen were enough warning
I love when the fucking people on the radio say it's sunny and 90 degrees and it's a "beautiful day". Yes, that's a beautiful day, assholes. Walking around in the hot sun all day. Eat shit.
Mathematics is just applied philosophy.
Maybe just philosophy where most people agree on the axioms and can make a valid argument.
"Hit or miss" is such a wishy-washy term.
I wonder what I can use to make small anus wounds heal faster.
He actually gave it to Nishimura.
I can't even believe it.
>>452
Oh shit. I don't know what to expect. Maybe financial disaster since Hiroyuki is pretty prone to that. This is truly the beginning of the end, so long 4chingos.
> Hiroyuki (Mirai Kensaku Brazil) had signed a contract with a data mining company named Hotlink and sold them the personal data / user comments from 2ch.net.
Uh oh!
Haven't been to the place for years. Tried to make a cheer up post that they finally got truly Japanese roots, but the thing told me my IP range/ISP/country is banned without providing me with an actual list and that I need Premium VIP membership. Same for my secret VPS. Without a proper list of bans, this looks like a great tool to abuse.
They should be happy they got an actual jap — admin or not — on their board anyway.
> 4chingos
This sounds like a Mexican insult.
Is Nishimura that bad of a guy, or is it just fear-mongering? I don't want the site to die.
>>454
You'd think that it being Nishimura who sold user data would be common knowledge, but it's not. Most people on 4chan threads i've seen think that 4chan is owned by who currently owns 2ch, that is, the guy who also owns 8ch, rather than nishimura.
>>458
So it's Hotwheels who overthrew Nishimura? Or are you talking about a different 8ch?
I can't bring myself to care about Hiroyuki owning 4chan. It's like nobody uses Adblock.
>>459
no.
the owner of 2ch now, Jim Watkins I think, happens to also be the owner of 8ch, or something similar. Watkins fired nishimura for doing seedy stuff like selling data and deleting negative posts about the companies that paid him. People on 4chan are thinking instead that Watkins is the one who did the bad shit, as well as thinking that 4chan and 8ch are owned by the same people.
>>460
Adblock doesn't protect you from datamining the posts themselves though, and since 4chan has a policy of blocking proxies and VPNs, then there's no real way to protect you from it if you insist on posting. The ones who are more at risk are probably the 4chan pass people.
8chan partnered with Futaba, not 2ch. Jim isn't involved at all.
>>463
you sure?
because 8ch says jim owns them
http://8ch.net/who.html
>>464
What the fuck?
This is the first I'm seeing of this.
Jim is US Military btw, so....
2ch got rid of it's shady thug owner, only to get owned by the military, then 8chan got the hosting it needed, but it is from the same military handler. 4chan then looses it own shady thug owner, only to be replaced by the shady thug former owner of 2ch...damn.
Well, at least SAoVQ, 4-ch, and the Post Office still exist!
>>463
This is what the idiot admin there thought too, 2ch is still as much not 2chan as it was when he sold his hosting to the admin of 2ch.
Fortunately 4-ch is a financial black hole and will never be victim of a commercially motivated takeover.
>>465
What do you mean by "Jim is US Military"? That the companies he owns and operates are a front for military? Could it be cyberwarfare I keep hearing about?
But shouldn't CIA be on the forefront of new espionage technology? And how is NSA involved? They were building that huge datacenter after all.
>>468 he was in the Marines or something stationed in Japan, that's how he became a weeb in the first place. I don't know what that other guy is talking about though.
>>468
USG often uses legitimate businesses as fronts for things. See our history. Sowing even more right-wingness in our military parter Japan would be great for our interests in the region.
https://ph.linkedin.com/pub/jim-watkins/68/227/2b9
http://www.anonymous-japan.org/fake2ch/
http://pastebin.com/CJPHJSmC
The Elitist Superstructure of BBS Admins
daarin
The amount of people on 4chan /qa/ who had never heard of Hiroyuki before yesterday and think all the allegations against him are some kind of 8chan disinfo campaign is disturbingly high.
I think I really like vanilla.
>>473
To be honest, that would not be something beneath Brennan nor 8chan. Imageboards are a virulent, toxic thing to be involved in now.
>>473
Damn it DQN, I come here to be an obscure hipster not to find people in the same thread as me.
This supposedly bitter chocolate I bought is sweet as fuck.
>>473
I read there was going to be a AMA thread with him on /qa/ at 8PM EST. I want to ask him about this stuff and see what gymnatic logic he'll come up with to explain it away.
Oh shit. Ive been seein posts on 4chans qa board about people wanting to migrate to textboards. Someone even suggested this place. Are you guys promoting this site? Hehe
you want to use pic icon?
I think try and error is best way.
May I ask the detail about tripcode thing later?
'cause tons of question are ahead of me.
I'm happy that there is no stupid 4chan users who easily are deceived without any evidence.
First of all, NT technology, which is owned by Jim Watkins, were a hosting company which hosted 2ch.net servers.
Also, they provided domain privacy protection services.
I used their services.
"I" means (Packet monsters Inc. and I) in all later sentences.
One day, their credit card servers were cracked.
The 2ch pass service was made by Zero Inc. and NT technology.
They secretly stored userfs credit card numbers and users personal information.
And, Crackers leaked those information.
I didn't have any access to the 2ch pass servers.
And Ifve never known that they stored such information on their servers.
After the leaking, they wanted to make 2ch pass again.
But I couldn't trust them so that I declined.
And, they were almost bankrupt.
So, Jim stole 2ch.net domain and systems.
It is what happened.
If they don't tell a lie, they can explain that
"Who gave or sold the domain and system to you?"
"Is there any evidence like a contract?"
There are no such evidence because they stole.
Actually, I have sued them in Japan. The lawsuit starts on Nov.
If I do illegal things, why wouldnft they sue me?
Instead of that, I have sued them because they are liars.
"It was all my paper company, not me."
yeah, this q&a is shit so far
He seems to like replying to just the same repeated questions with the same repeated answers over and over.
I don't think that's a Japanese culture thing, I think it's just him being stupid.
>>488
I'm having a blast tbh
I wish I had gotten something to eat beforehand
Is it true that the reason moot left 4chan was because of a pic of her sister sucking cock started popping up on /b/?
Man, that seems pretty heinous.
>>492
Sounds like bullshit to me. I'm pretty sure he just grew out of it.
>>492
Yeah that's not true. Moot just didn't want to deal with the bullshit any more.
Because it's comfier here (L¥ƒÖ¥`)
Also because 4chan seems to be frozen right now.
>>492
Nah man, it's 2015. If moot-chan's sister hadn't sucked her share of cock she'd be suspected a homosexual or worse, a prude.
>>497
I'll bet they sucked cock together.
I suppose that means that we're no longer the western version of 2ch.
Why the fuck does Windows hide file extension by default? Isn't that the most retarded thing ever?
>>499
This always pissed me off too. Enabling display of file extensions is of the first things I do when I install Windows.
>>499
(L¥ƒÖ¥) Maybe you shouldn't have pirated windows. Thread locked.
>>495
Remember, 4-ch.net and 4chan.org have NOOOOOTTTHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG to do with each other.
>>500
Same here. Never quite liked a lot of the default decisions windows makes in the interest of being "user friendly", but I suppose it's too late to change now,
>>503
Sadly this seems to be the paradigm on which modern tech companies design their software. Somehow obfuscation becomes "user friendly".
Anyone who has ever posted "nvm solved it myself, thanks :)" is a very bad person who I would not let share a meal with me.
>>502
Other than historical purposes.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1102249734
>>495
Because it's all about /pol/, all of it. As a gesture of good will, I was going to start a thread on wakaba's /soc/ only to find it was frozen due to spam. Since I didn't want to return here emtpy handed, I downloaded the unarchiver for OS X.
Females be stumblin' and fallin' a bit before regaining they composures
Strangely attracting.
I guess I'll never be an elven priestess. ._.
>>507
A good substitute for /soc/ is http://world2ch.org/board/ - it's even relatively active.
I can't tell if I'm tired or want to kill myself
>>513
I just hope BPS doesn't go through with moving all the old threads to the archive.
>>515
You think it's a bad idea?
Of course I wouldn't move all threads - just ones which might be over 2-3 years old or something.
Can we determine if a board is dead based off its velocity or acceleration?
I Really would like the text box fixed. I'd been too huge for years.
>>516
I mean the other boards it would work for, but on DQN only the closed threads are really inactive compared.
>>516
I mean the other boards it would work for, but on DQN only the closed threads are really inactive compared.
>>516
I think it would just encourage people to spam in threads that are at whatever line you set.
Maybe just remove the stupid ones.
I'm opposed to removing the old threads. There are so many great gems out there, just waiting to be bumped, like this: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213878405/l50
Hi, I'm Mr. Likes To Post In Threads.
I am posting here, because I like to post in threads.
That's why my name is Mr. Likes To Post In Threads.
When the Shirt Novel reaches its conclusion, I'm going to write it up in a fairly nice epub and PDF, with an alternate version preserving all its formatting artefacts.
My life is wonderful.
>>525
Will you do it in LaTeX (or similar)? This is the only way you can do it justice.
A cute girl that I haven't seen for a while texted me this morning saying "Hey I miss you!" Hm....
I wish cute girls would talk to me.
I wish any living human would talk to me.
I wish cute ghost girls would talk to me.
I wish I was a cute girl.
Is life worth the pain if you face it all alone
Receiving simultaneous blowjob and double mimikaki.
>>538 depends what you do with it. It's the only one you get, so make it count, bubba.
reading old dqn threads on my phone at the laundromat thinking that if someone asked I wouldn't be able to tell them what was funny like you had to be there, man or you just wouldn't get it, dig?
I haven't pooped in like 5 days...
>>542
I just pooped but it wasn't very satisfying. Please do your best.
>my netbook isn't quite beefy enough to cope with more than about page of LaTeX.
Uh. Isn't LaTex just a document format? Does your laptop have a 3MHZ CPU?
The cute girl that texted me back at >>530 is just playing with me. She keeps agreeing on vague times to hang out but cancelling. Bah
>>544
And isn't literally every netbook orders of magnitude faster than the computers that built and ran LaTeX when it was objectively a bit on the heavy side, in the eighties?
>>547
That would affect LaTeX in general, though, and it wouldn't get worse with more pages. Perhaps the LaTeX in question is very computation heavy (lots of tikz?).
>>544,546-549
It's mostly my vim that, for whatever reason I can't really be bothered to find and fix, slows down at least proportional to the size of the file. That, and latex renderers also take time proportional to the size of the input (as expected) -- for a (now apparently obsolete) class of device tuned more for battery life than performance, these things add up. Especially at the later stages when you've already split as much as you can into separate files so the cursor can update more than once an hour and you're just tweaking layout and checking every change still gives you enough time to make another coffee.
Yes, I could change CPU scaling and keep the disk spun up for longer and whatnot, but then I'd be changing CPU scaling and keeping the disk spun up for longer for the sake of editing a document. I could just use lower-friction tools, perhaps the kind that doesn't leave a prompt up (presumably for you to input the rest of the file) when "there's no line here to end".
Ri;L„DMjÉ I posted a slight rant on the internet, and now I have to go into hiding for a few days
Dweebs...
I am annoyed that the rikaichan dictionary files have to include "centre" "armour" etc in parenthesis after the real word to assuage Inselaffen who shit their pants in a rage whenever they see an "o" that isn't next to a "u".
The Barrens is permanently associated with that 33turbo album hokago mix juice in my head because of the one time I spent like 3 days on a private server getting drunk and clearing every quest in the zone while listening to that album over and over.
The logical intersection between gearfaggotry and the actual practices of homosexuals leads to videos of extreme anus-tuning fanatics "hilting" toys larger than their thighs, presumably made for an appreciative audience.
that uncomfortable stage in a long term NEET's life where all the friends that used to be empathetic or even envious start to finish university and get real jobs and lives and families and come online less and less...
>>553
I feel like I should be surprised that there's a tamagotchi wiki.
>>548
Lots of TikZ definitely slows down compilation. My Master thesis ended up taking over a minute to compile from scratch due to all the TikZ-cd commutative diagrams. Sadly >>550-san's netbook is too weak.
Maybe afterwards somebody could convert it to LaTeX though. I only say this because no other software offers such detailed tuning of typesetting. Just check out the 'microtype' package!
Usually in these circumstances the correct solution is to have your wife spayed
I wish I could hang out with someone who was board under the moon.
Press every downvote button.
That's way too erotic.
My captcha is bi and I am bi.
No broken ankles, please.
it's a melodica
also those kids are japanese
I think having a good income makes you less confrontational online.
Late night printing? Date night printing.
I'm starting to realize that I'm considerable less smart than I thought I was.
I'm starting to realize everyone else is a whole lot stupider than I thought they were.
I've realized that being smarter than everybody else doesn't help you much in life.
Could you get a more realistic performance out of actors by dosing them with LSD and convincing them that what's in the script is really happening around them?
>>576
People have tried similar things, "Heart of Glass" tried it with hypnotism, usually the answer is no.
Imagine if you'd realized earlier that it's not worth making friends with mentally unstable people. Where would you be?
’¹l
heh
Windows refuses to work with my wireless network but it works fine in Linux with no fiddling. Is this finally the year of the Linux desktop or have I entered bizzarro world?
All the music I like is in minor key, and has either the i->IV or the i->III transition.
>>580
Many Linux distributions have worked out-of-the-box on most non-exotic hardware for many years now.
It's awkward as hell when you meet friends of your friends and you don't get along with them at all.
I've been farting a lot this evening.
>>576
Maybe, but then they'd react like themselves high on acid rather than the character they're supposed to be playing.
Popuko
I should be doing something productive with my life, but all I do is sit at home and browse the internet.
I was sitting at a sushi bar last night, eating takoyaki and drinking Asahi and hell of weeaboo'ing it up. Then a guy down the bar pulled out his phone, propped it up on a stand and started watching anime without headphone on and I felt like a relatively normal person.
Super Pochaco
>>590
I've been to several sushi places and none of them serve takoyaki which bothers me.
>>591 I was only there for a few more minutes after the guy showed up, but the chefs seemed kind of amused, like "hey check out this weird guy who likes cartoons." Maybe one of the waitresses said something to him later.
schoool
Peeple is a shit idea, but it opens up a niche which I feel I can exploit with something immediately better and more streamlined. I haven't been this excited about an idea I've had since college. I feel I can definitely pitch it to some people and get something going on.
>>595
Control tower looks interesting, but it also seems like one of those things that's too big to get into easily. I liked the first part of the first thread, at least.
When normal people ask what kind of music I listen to I just tell them I listen to whatever's on the radio, it's easier than explaining that I mostly listen to lolicore, denpa, and Japanese EDM.
I think my professors would be more reluctant to give me bad grades if they got to know me better.
It's really hard to post on sites from lynx and w3m.
Less than three.
>>598
I enjoyed the first story but fell behind on the second one, now I don't follow it. It's a shame but mostly my fault.
>>598
I've been following the story fanatically, and try to post a command after every update, and I've even taken notes about the story, and there's still a bunch of things I don't understand. I've decided to just accept the mass confusion and go along for the ride. (Some kind of plot summary would be nice, though...)
>>599 Have you ever tried to explain lolicore to someone who doesn't know what it is? I've tried a couple of times to people who asked but it always comes out wrong.
>>607
I don't really understand it myself, so I have a hard time trying to imagine explaining it to someone who hasn't encountered it.
I understand my phone doesn't want to offend anyone by including curse words in their dictionary, but why is the word loser not included. It's not like the only use of loser is as an insult.
>>607
It's just breakbeat hardcore with anime samples. It's their problem if they don't know what breakbeat is.
I wonder if some boring movies could be edited down to say a few minutes and actually become some what interesting.
The really talented but doesn't try characters are practical poison to egotists.
> Some leftist twit will say "must be Teabaggers!"
Nah, you're just trying to paint "leftists" with the same brush as the human trash that frequents vox day's blog and vox day himself, since he charmingly took the chance to say "must be gun control!" (a bold lie too, since concealed carry was allowed due to state's laws), like the tone-deaf imbecile that he is. Incidentally, vox day is a talentless hack who resents the whole world for not being born with the gift of wit. THIS IS MY CURRENT THOUGHT RIGHT NOW I'M SORRY.
>>613
Conceal carry doesn't grant you the right to carry in "gun free zones." Sorry.
>>614
Except you could in Oregon
http://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/166.370
It was even appealed and it failed
http://www.oregonlive.com/education/index.ssf/2011/11/oregon_university_system_will_1.html
Umpqua's code of conduct, on reference to guns, even stated gexcept as expressly permitted by state law". If you checked the link to gateway pundit or whatever, the code of conduct screenshot included that line, he removed it, what an honest upstanding citizen.
>>614, 615
If you do respond, I'm going to make a thread on here http://4-ch.net/politics/, or you make it if you don't see anything and want to respond.
Why don't soldiers sing any more?
>>617
Volunteer armies now, no reason to protest by singing the Mickey Mouse Club themesong while napalming villages.
>>619
So they'll be well-prepared for the Valhallan bacchanalia that awaits them after death!
I can sing something if you want.
If only my parents knew what I do at nights
>>623
I'm sure many people have sons who dress-up as singing soldiers.
Touch me more!
Things like Brussels sprouts or liver and onions, whenever they needed a "gross food that kids hate" to go to in a cartoon or something those were it, but they're actually pretty good.
I've never listened to a single ICP song but I drink Faygo sometimes. People have it backwards, Juggalos started drinking it because they are unemployable manchildren and it's like a dollar for 3 liters.
>>627
Dude, soda is so fucking bad for you though.
Just buy straight water.
>>626 I blame this idea directly for the fact that I can't find a restaurant that serves chicken liver anywhere in my area. Chicken liver prepared the right way is an amazing dish but people are all "ewwww liver" like a bunch of worthless plebs. I should just make it myself, if I can even find any supermarket that sells it.
>>629 they sell them in big plastic tubs at the grocery near me. Most people buy it as catfish bait but they're amazing pan fried and eaten as-is or quartered and added to pasta sauce with bell peppers and onions.
Where's "my area" anyway? Maybe people in my area (midwest US) just aren't as squeamish about offal as Commiefornians, they even sell chicken livers at KFC here.
I just put an empty container that had microwave chow mein in it on my copy of Hunger by Knut Hamsun. I'm full.
vc: wowzzness
My sleep schedule is ruined forever.
This may be a problem.
Smile at the sky.
But the sky won't smile back.
I just got given an ipad mini from my maths department. Anyway to make this thing look/feel better? Ew.
I feel like I should try cocaine.
A cheerful devil girl kissed me on the lips in my dreams.
I wish I was any kind of cheerful girl.
i had a bad day
>>643
Cause you had a bad day.
You're taking one down.
You sing a sad song just to turn it around.
I will never feel truly at home anywhere.
>>646
Buy some cheap land in Northern Maine and build your own home.
>>643
Sometimes the best thing is to realize that he'll never come back and you should just move on.
Haemorrhoid rage
>>644 I had to listen to this garbage in the car with my dumbass cousin driving and singing along with it and now you're making me hear it again in my head.
>>651
Sounds like you had a bad day and you're taking one down. Sing a sad song to turn it around.
Mermaid bones.
>>651
That is sad, but she could've played the finest Pink songs and then you would've had a shit day.
helicoptere
Memories of Septembers past.
Sometimes I post things in this thread that aren't my current thoughts.
immma get that bitch nerd that wouldn't debate me on /iaa/.
imma debate the shit outta him.
IPFS over i2p is the future.
I'm eating a bag of tasteless wheat bread while doing differential equations homework and I have this feeling inside of me, but I can't tell if it's sadness, excitement, or hunger for more tasteless wheat bread that I hate.
shut the frick up dork i'm not gonna read all that shit
>>662
yeah I forgot the tl;dr was supposed to just point you to the virtual pot section. No, not that kind of pot, you dirty boy. ;)
>>648 Maybe he wants to come back, but there's other circumstances one's not aware of?
>>661
Could we incorporate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
Spooky get
The visual hallucinations have come.
I find a bit bothersome when you get to the point that you think loneliness is an essential part of your unique identity. Highly ironic that the simplest course of action to dispell such a myth is to reach out and find that your neighbour is lonely too. But then you would lose an important part of your identity, wouldn't you? So you just don't even try and live purposely separated of the rest, married with the immutable idea that nobody will ever understand you, or that you will be forever incapable to form a significant bond with anyone except, maybe, your internet friends whom in reality you only share a couple of niche interests with... and the crushing loneliness because, let's be honest, we all share that feeling.
What a shitty brain lapse. Just don't be sad, ok?
Death to longposters
>>664
I don't think you grasp the situation. It doesn't matter why he left. All that matters is he's gone now and not coming back. We all need to move on.
>>671
I'm actually very successful. Thanks you for worrying about me though.
Two days until GochiUsa S2 starts, and then I can happily drown my sorrows in moé forever.
Is Yuru Yuri S3 airing already?
I acknowledge the physical and mental differences between the sexes and the evolutionary context in which they arose, but I also think in a modern society, while still keeping those differences in mind, people ought to do what they want to do and not be confined to their evolutionary pigeonhole. Depending on who I ask such a view either makes me a cis shitlord literally worse than Hitler or a SJW kike.
>>677
You acted so reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion. But now everyone knows that you acted reasonable, and you weighed each side fairly, and you didn't make any assumptions, and you properly conveyed your ideas, and you made a well formed opinion.
How is it possible to be literally worse than Hitler without having literally killed six million via Führerprinzip?
>>667
Visual hallucinations peaking at a severity 2. Imagery quickly fades away when focused on.
Gold-ball sized hail.
Hail sized golf-ball.
I feel good about myself in a non-descript way.
>>677
I agree with you. The "internet culture war" is really stupid. I try to stay out of it as much as possible.
>>680
Scratch that. Peak has not been reached. Hallucinations are now becoming persistent.
Holy fuck Apple just approved an update for my app despite it not scaling at all for the iPad screen. I was so sure it was going to get rejected. Christ, if someone downloads it on iPad, I'll get in some hot shit.
>>687
Wow, that sounded mean. I meant before anyone notices. I'm sure many people like your app.
>>676 Is it?? I thought it was just an hour-long one-off, that's great news if it's true!
Why do I always do everything to excess?
>>688
I didn't take offense. And seemingly no one has noticed which speaks very very highly of how many people actually use this thing.
I carried 12 liters of water for a while today. They were in the form of 24 500ml cheap plastic bottles, all shrinkwrapped together, and as I walked, the only thing I could think of was a thousand giant rats having sex in unison on a really squeaky bed on a really squeaky floor.
Shit hat cat
Synchronized shitting.
Last night I painted a picture of a missile being launched from a boat, saying "THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES", and then I just noticed someone posted the video in the youtube thread a couple of days ago. It's really freaky how often things happen in my life then I find it's been posted about within a couple of days here - are we really so alike, or am I posting them then forgetting I posted them?
I'd totally marry a woman just so we can cook for one another and get loads of cats and never have sex.
>>696
I find myself consuming various media, then realize that two or three people on the sites I frequent are discussing the same thing, without any special reason for the overlap. I think we really are quite alike.
I wish I could Šª‚«ã like all the cool DQNs on TV.
I havn't been here for almost a year and I forgot how comfy textboards are. I'm also at work now.
Going to an acidic text board and managing to subdue an inflammatory troll with relatively little effort
I don't often fall ill, but when I do it's always a throat infection.
>>661
" your mood and intentions are read " how does this happen? Is it just based on the number of clicks?
they're talking about us again
>>705
Neural networks will be trained on sample data. With various information about the clicks (such as position, number of clicks, frequency, how long clicks are held down, what objects on the screen are clicked, position and angle relative to last click, time of day) as the input, and mood and intentions as output.
>>707
What kind of objects are we talking about here? Will there be pictures of things or just the standard objects you see on a website? What if the clicker accidentally clicks a button they didn't mean to?
>>708
Accidents are statistically insignificant with enough non-accident input, and even if they aren't below the noise floor for NNs the variance will actually help train it better (to mitigate local maxima in mood calculation).
There are many ways to give offense, but the easiest and most effective way is to ignore someone. By doing literally nothing at all, you can send the message to your target that you are better than him and that he is not worth even one second of your time. This works well if your target is trying to greet you or to speak with you, and it works especially well when many other people who you both know are around to witness it.
I was trying to lead into a 'trouser drop' joke as a play on words but I think it just came across as a plain old dubstep reference.
My life is fucking awesome.
Eating Pop Secret while watching Top Secret
Writing my resignation letter in LaTeX
You should write it on latex and then snap your boss's face with it on your way out.
Democratic debate tiem
>>720
Candidate 1: I think we should tax the people more!
Candidate 2: I agree with you!
Getz/Gilberto is kinda shit
Ice age must've been pretty cool
>>722
it's certainly nowhere near Astrud. But there are a few good tracks
>>721
I think your 3 cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!
I want to take other's work and say it's mine.
I really had no idea minions were so popular on facebook.
We are all invited.
It's too damn easy to walk out of a grocery store with a bag full of candy and then eat it all that night.
Why can't people just be quiet and respectful? You know, normal.
>>733
I impugn your knowledge of human history if you think that is normal for humans.
>>728,731,734,736 are all my dupes. That's right: I posted those comments, not four of the five other posters.
For those of you who get work done and stay motivated for school work, how do you do it?
Just knuckle down and do it, get it over with. Easy once you make it a habit.
Give up.
Jerk off more and afterward it's easy to focus.
>>739
Pocky is my secret weapon. It helps me focus and keeps me from chewing my nails. It also has a form factor allowing for slow consumption so a box can go quite a long way.
When I need to do anything that'll take more than an hour or so, I like to hit up the library and find a quiet cubicle, which helps reduce distractions and force me to just get it done. I'll often find something interesting I haven't heard in the media section and listen to that while I work\particularly symphonies and other things with a large form factor, because it gives me the chance to sit down and listen to something start to finish that I wouldn't otherwise.
In terms of organization, as soon as I get an assignment I put it on my calendar. It's easier for me to understand my workload and remember to do everything if it's laid out that way. When it gets really heavy/stressful, I write down everything I need to do (school-related and otherwise) individually on sticky notes and then put everything in order of execution, then focus on only one thing at a time and refuse to deviate from that order; this helps keep me from feeling overwhelmed.
And yeah, having been on both sides of the "productivity" curve, I still have to remind myself that the time I spend after I finish stuff is better quality time than the time before I finish stuff. Why not maximize it? (The answer is inertia, which is in the end the biggest foe in our fight to be awesome and rich.)
It's totally fine to want to screw around and waste time. I think that's a more or less universal desire. You just have to recognize that just like with booze, you can control it or it can control you. In the words of Tower of Power, you got to keep your monster on a leash. In the moment it's not fun to put off rewatching Twintails until you finish that assignment, but if you zoom out and look at a bigger perspective, it makes more sense.
Even in an engineering thermodynamics class the girls can't refrain from talking about make up.
The world's finest cunnilinguist could believably be a woman
What the fuck am I doing?
Man, I was so good at procastinating at college. I basically mastered the art of doing everything at the last minute. Studying, big programming projects, essays, they were all done right before deadlines.
But kids, don't make a habit out of procastination, or one day you may find yourself in the middle of Hades when you are working.
Also children, if you run an IT company, make sure your programmers are focused on one task only and don't overwhelm them with side projects for fucks sake. Why is this so hard for managers and VPs to understand is beyond me.
Whenever I see the acronym PoC for "person of color" I think it stands for "piece of crap"
>>748
You're either a genuis, haven't gotten far in your major, or have an easy major. Not sure what's most likely.
>>747
Me too, just as soon as I finish checking DQN. And maybe saovq. I wonder if anything is happening on 4chan...
If there were a moé anthropomorphism of fluid dynamics, I imagine she'd be a cute girl with long, flowing hair cascading down her shoulders and a lovely stripy dress with swirly frilly bits along the bottom hem. She'd call out to you enticingly, and you'd rush over to her, arms open ready to embrace her, then as soon as you got within range she'd kick you in the nuts as hard as she can.
At first you'd be too shocked and in too much pain to understand what's happening. "But she's such a lovely girl! She couldn't possibly do something like kick me in the nuts." you'd rationalise. She'd smile sweetly at you, and you'd feel momentarily relieved, but then she'd just kick you in the nuts again, and keep kicking you, over and over again, until you either give up and leave her alone or succumb to the Stockholm syndrome and fall in love with her.
an in-your-face interface
Was any better book on programming than SICP ever written/invented/discovered?
SICP is meme-tier nonsensical bullshit
SICP and K&R are babby's first CS books. One for theory (because who'd use Scheme for anything) and the other for practice. Saging the topmost thread because the 5-0 can kiss my bottom!
ordered a nice pair of headphones, finally no more dollar store earbuds for me
>>758
SICP is actually one of the most kind-hearted and cheerful books out there.
It really sucks wanting to bang every remotely attractive girl you meet. It slowly eats away at your sense of self-worth as you realize that almost none of them want to bang you.
>>756
SICP is too hard for freshmen and doesn't offer that much for experienced programmers, you're better off just outright learning a LISP yourself. It was a very complete book, though.
But to be honest, I never really did need a "programming" book. Really, the two books I HAD to buy for my major because they were so useful was Cormen's Intro to Algorithms and the Silberschatz dino book cause I like dinos with PDAs. The rest I photocopied or downloaded.
>>764
Yes, SICP dives into abstraction even before Chapter 1. I think it was one of the courses where students sat spending much of their effort on making concentrated, understanding faces, but then, years later their brains finally processed the course and they thought, "What a genius lecturer we had!"
Speaking from my personal experience related to "computer science", unrelated to SICP.
Also, who takes that niche between novice programmer and experienced one? How experienced? And how impatient? I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play, yet he greatly recommended reading this book.
Early 21st century USA will be known to later generations as The Gelded Age.
>I had a friend for whom hacking in C and Asm was child's play
>I had a friend who was good at memorizing code and then retyping it over and over while religiously masturbating and his structs.
I wish my current thought was something other than this.
>>767
Are you feeling a bit jealous that some people are capable of writing some good, efficient code instead of sticking to some framework or high-level language?
ERROR: dick jammed. Lick off the jam and try again.
this eroge starts with a warning read by the main actress "while playing this game, please brighten the room and do not fap too closely to the screen"
>>770 Who gives a flying fuck about runtime efficiency at the age of infinite RAM?
>>773
Maybe your just sad and confused like me. It's okay. I think we're all a little bit lost. Come here boy. Let me wipe the drool from your dry crusty lips.
Brute force! Fuck your horse!
The internet is too loud. Maybe I should turn it off. Or maybe I just need to turn down the volume. Not that I can understand what's going on at such loud volumes.
I wonder if I can bait the machine into trying to destroy me and so squander its energy.
real turtle, mock soup
>>776
Yeah, I've noticed this too. I want to turn it down, so that I can understand what's going on. But how do I know that I'd like what I see since I've pretty much comprehended nothing since the beginning due to it being at such loud volumes.
Back in elementary school, I used to watch Prince of Tennis on Toonami. I would have finished it if it hadn't been for this asian kid lying to me and saying that the MC dies in the end from a tennis ball to the head. At least that seems like a lie to me now. But now if I thought that were true, I think I might actually want to watch it more.
I like cute things.
Fill in the blanks.
Listening to these cute girls pretending to be rabbits really reminds me of the futility of my existence.
I want to thank Wikipedia for cataloguing all that information about The Flintstones. Who would've guessed it was Pamela Anderson who voiced Pebbles on The Flintstones: Little Big League?
Zeghamet Benis is a great name
Is there anything phase plane analysis can't do?
Nazism 2: Desert Bogaloo.
Godsmack is a good band
Fun night with my friends and relatives. the first time in my life, but I talked with my friends and family members. we have to do something about the future. it was great to have the right to be able to give you a lot of homework. I was thinking about it and it is not the same as desu, but I'm glad you are looking at it.
Homosex is gay?
What 2 do
Kill me. ¬
It's also a way to be special if you're a reedy little talentless girly boy.
I got a different job and am now in the month of shame, where my boss doesn't talk to me and I sit around not even trying to look busy.
Iterative solutions of non-linear algebras
>>801
Give him apology juice, touch him with your elbow playfully, wink and tell him to take it easy and if has some good business idea outside his job, you would love to work with him.
Holy shit, it's Thursday already?
This is the excuse that we are making. Is it good enough for what you're paying?
the subtle surrealism of watching gachimuchi videos while my meth head neighbors are outside screaming at each other about something
You don't have to shout.
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>>810
Good grief, man, you invoke memories of niconico videos in me.
I never go into all the preiphary sites that went up around *chans through the years. There was boorus and wikis and niconico and pixiv or whatever. I never got into them, I know nothing about them.
>>813
It makes you wonder how important the chans really are. Would the same people have come together without them? Would you and I be taking on something that's not quite a text board?
yo >>815 listen to this, i went on dqn the other day, yup the elitist superstructure, that dqn, but the place was packed then i noticed people were posting links from reddit oh the fools this is D-Q-N for pete's sake this should be a bloody place that sage or be saged mentality that's what's great about this place people that go on reddit should screw off and go back to reddit amirite anyways they posted some links and i was like hey just stick to today's special ha ha ha
I'm so happy to see /img/ has become almost nothing but Touhou.
I browse reddit unironically. I've been doing it for the past month or so. The quality goes up and down depending on the subbreddit. Some of them are extremely 4chan-ish, in a "culturally homogeneous to the point of the userbase being virtually indistinguishable". If they appended everything with -fag, it would be literally 4chan running on another platform. Also the people at reddit like to jerk each other a bit more than 4chan, and by a bit I mean a whole fucking lot. Stroking it among each other seems to be like their favorite sport.
But really, it's surprising that the folks at 4chan and at reddit don't recognize each other a whole lot more. From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.
doing psychadelics and molesting satori together with koishi
>>820 But don't you have a name and a score on Reddit? Whether you like it or not that puts a spin on the pure ideas that are posted, and that is a bit distasteful...
>>822
Yeah, that's pretty gross. Even I stopped shoving my tripcode everywhere
>From a bird's eye view, they are pretty much the same young (and white) audience.
While I think that's naive, speaking from personal experience, it is still a reminder whites are still a majority in at least the Americas.
Now I'm interested in what the results of an actual demographic survey would be.
>>822
I don't think it matters at all. I don't think Reddit, or 4chan for that matter, are good places to discuss "ideas" to begin with. When it confirms their biases, the userbase takes everything at face value and do no discriminative effort at all, username and upvotes be damned.
Further, anonymity doesn't fix confirmation bias, it just removes one step from dismissing ideas contrary to your beliefs: if everyone is anonymous, in your mind, everyone is potentially a shill. No need to go check their posting history to pin the adjective on someone.
The internet's not a place to be serious
Let's chill, you know, just be mysterious
Copy and paste, that's how I roll
I don't really care if it gets out of control
I don't want to live through winter.
The 3-penny opera.
When BPS fixed the posting time he forgot to do the same for if you failed the VC.
>>827 Life is a black hole of shit, so I agree with you. I have to drag along though.
WINDOES SUCKS
London comic-con was yesterday. Lots of boobs.
I'd probably try psilocybin or LSD given the chance, but I have no interest in most other illegal drugs.
I remember there was this video of this new anime CG process that looked exactly like it's 2D counterpart. I can't remember how long ago I saw this. Maybe a year or two ago. But I thought it was going to revolutionize anime CG and possibly video games. But I haven't seen it since and I'm not even sure how to search for it.
Man, I really like Mr. Peanutbutter
I wonder if I can just put this melted jello shot back in the fridge and eat it.
yeah probably
I want to fap, but I have a pretty good streak going
I want to eat, but there's too much nonlinearity.
Now my car is fucked up.
As much as I hate beardculture, I cannot resent how funny people with beards look sometimes.
I guess Owen Wilson is actually a pretty common name
This thread is the only thing tying me to this world and not entering the next.
Good thing the thread is long.
>>846
Indeed there's a subculture around beards. Why is it so surprising? If you decide to leave your beard for a long time, it pretty much becomes a part of your personality. I've seen people become nigh unrecognizable when they shave off their facial hair, beards are that big of a deal.
A person complemented my hat. Today is a good day.
>>850
Because when I think of a person with a beard significant enough to warrant any kind of discussion about it, I certainly don't think of somebody who is eager to talk about it with others. I think of somebody who just doesn't want to deal with shaving every day and doesn't really care about other people's opinion of their beard. Perhaps it's a California thing.
I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasantly like being an attractive female.
>>853
Here's what I would have liked your post to say:
> I used to have a pretty big beard; I eventually cut it off after I got tired of people identifying me as 'the beard guy' instead of talking to me like a person and complimenting something I did literally nothing to achieve instead of acknowledging my legitimate skills and hard work. It's unpleasant being an attractive female.
Do I like cats
Who doesn't like cats
Cat victims.
Who doesn't wear fedoras?
now now, let's not resort to petty hat insults
Happy National Cat Day, everynyan!
What the fuck is this shit with testing a single fucking button. It's literally one fucking button press. I don't need your fucking approval, I know it fucking works, you stupid moron. You're a blithering buffoon and I'm going to make them fire you for being so fucking useless at your actual job (read: not mindlessly pressing buttons).
Why should society cater almost exclusively to the whims of an out-of-touch imbecilic elite who has inherited fortunes for generations? Why should we perpetuate the lie that magnates have earned said fortune themselves? They can't even wrap their little heads around a flat tire on their luxury cars, let alone understand the nuances of management.
>>867
Doesn't it just work? Alternatively, doesn't I2p have a Freenet-esque data web?
I was being a complete smartass, and nobody thought to tell me that yeast is a fungus.
Whose wife do I gotta fuck to get a job in here? No, seriously, I gots plenty, I'll do your daughters too.
I am very excited to play the new Isaac game tonight.
Israel rules
Jews are bad news.
I neither like nor dislike jewish people.
I don't have any negative personal experience with Hebrews, but I'm disturbed when I see images or articles that point out how they hoard power and money, or that they have scary plans to destroy western civilisation.
The Jewish and Islamist people are worse than any Christian or Evangelic people you've meet so far.
I'd like to thank tiled, the tile editor, for forcing me to figure out how my level maps will work.
... but only if I have all transitions from all terrain kinds to all other terrain kinds. Otherwise it fills the whole thing with random crap.
Depraved banging
At that point my opponent had a mild psychosis and started referring to himself as a rabbit, and talking about discovering the length which his anal orifice extends.
Flocks of albatrosses circling around my head.
pyon pyon
My eyes hurt
DQN DQN LOL
I threw a sickie. I just told nSAoVQ; don't take it personally, it was just first in tab order. I'm going to spend the day with anime, games and programming.
I wanna play some resident evil
Nerds
You know what? Fuck this latitude.
fuck this longitude too. in fact, fuck this altitude while you're at it!
What the fuck do I do with youtube videos of something sad happening? Do I give them a thumb up because I feel for it or a thumb down because I dislike that it happened?
>>897
Personally, I do neither and don't have a youtube account.
The intense space autism is the fanservice for male viewers, but girls needed a scene of Reinhart playing with Kircheis's hair and looking him deep in the eyes every now and then.
Humans consume a lot of plant seed, but when it comes to animals tasting theirs is suddeenly eww and gross?! Way to have double standards, my species.
I almost nuked my 201 tabs at work
>>868
D-did someone on my office actually read this? No way, I hope. Holy shit he did get the axe. I'm a bit scared now.
You have become... deflated...
There was nothing insulting about the post. It provided no truths that I didn't already know. The poster wasn't being rude. So why do I feel so taken back by it. I think I need to do some more thinking.
<adjective> State of <location> and <location2>
Korean State of North Korea and South Korea
Lethargic State of Disinterest and Lackadaisicalness
SAoVQ turned into shit.
>>909
It's hopefully temporary. The problem with small boards is that when a few bad posters appear, the whole website turns to shit. Unfortunately, I think the word "secret" in SAoVQ attracts some rather elitist trash to it. Of course, the only real cure to this is to lead by example. Post what you think is decent, ignore what you think is trash, and don't try to get in meta-discussions of what should and shouldn't be posted.
No, your B-hole. The one that bees come out of.
Wish I had a cute boy who rubbed off in my tub and forgot to clean it up. I'd write a post about it.
This is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice and be glad in it.
I don't know what I am any more.
Who would want to be a miserable genius? I would choose be a happy fool any day of the week.
God just doesn't want me to play rhythm games
>>919
What makes you think a fools not as happy as he acts? Are you a fool, so you know? How do you know you're not just an unhappy fool? Don't you think someone who understands more than anyone else isn't a fool?
>>920
Not at all. The Fool is foolish because he knows what the courtesans don't.
I've called the National Suicide Hotline or whatever it's called and I both times I phoned I got put on hold for 10+ minutes with bass and piano jazz.
The music was nice, but for fuck's sake I might have killed myself in the meantime. What are you people thinking.
>>914
Yes, I'm going to leave the website I've been going to for many years because of a few rotten apples. Great idea.
Everyone likes alpacas.
Maybe I overdid it.
A classic movie with an unfortunate title.
My housemate keeps talking about wanting to platonically cuddle with someone, but when I offered she said "that would be weird." I don't know if this means she doesn't actually think cuddling is platonic, or if she just doesn't like me, or if she likes me and is worried cuddling would feel more-than-platonic.
Quiet from Metal Gear blowing a massive loud fart. A fart so loud that it blows her cover.
>>921
I guess I should revise my statement because apparently this fool is a rather smart person. How about I'd rather be mindless and happy than to be intelligent and miserable.
>>930
I rather doubt Quiet has a working digestive system. She doesn't fart.
I want to platonically cuddle a cute loli.
Why am I even memorising these kanji?
I'm kinda done with the whole Japanese thing.
I've seen so much that it all looks the same.
>>936
Yeah, when I was learning english, I got to the point wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Apparently, Uber is simply not as useful when you're fucking wasted and want to go home because the shitty app doesn't seem to quite nail where the fuck you are; I had a driver fucking outright reject me because I couldn't find him in the middle of my ethilic stupor (which is now since lowered to a bearable intoxication, enough to coherently post)
Either make sure you have a designated driver or a friend sober enough to locate the Uber cab on a phone screen.
A single sakura petal dancing in the breeze.
>>938
Who the fuck wants some random drunk-ass moron in their car anyway?
Yeah I was drunk you bitch, that's what happens when you call me out of the blue at 17:30 on a Saturday evening to help you move.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Hey guys. What's up?
This slight headache sucks
What are good podcasts?
Naming your daughter Chastity is just daring her to become a trashy slut.
The fuck kind of name is Chastity anyway?
>>949
The same kind of name as Prudence, Grace, or Faith. They used to be a lot more common than they are today.
I want a daughter just so I can name her something like Persephone or Ambrosine.
Didn't do my work again whoops.
I want to name my daughter Viola, but I don't want her to play the viola.
I have not pooped in 4 months and nothing my doctor is trying works. I'm gonna cry.
My girlfriend left her petroleum jelly in my apartment
What the fuck is wrong with my country's government?
I'm such an idiot. I saw this thin, red, shiny piece of metal, and I couldn't stop playing with it. I kept folding it up, bending it, and pressing it against my thumb. Then I decided that maybe I should stick it in my eye. Now, I can't see out of my eye and it keeps scratching against my eye every time I move it. Am I'm going to have to go to the doctor and explain this to them.
a cheap pun about cordial cherries
That's indecent.
Well, after trying reddit for a couple of months, I find myself already tired of that place. Time to try tumblr!
I have too many biscuits.
>>965
Says the guy who hasn't tried either. What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?
Until recently, I'd forgotten that I grew up in a neighborhood with gang violence. I wonder if I could have gotten some scholarships with that background.
>>967
Have you actually tried consuming fecal matter? If not, does the argument you just made convince you that you should?
>>970
Damn. Well I guess I should be happy. I didn't miss out on any scholarships after all.
browsing dqn at school is comfy
What's better someone who assumes something is shit, or someone who tries it and realizes it's shit?if taken to its logical conclusion, would be an argument for doing things that are obviously idiotic. Therefore, that argument is a bad argument. In fact, I would claim it is very useful to be able to identify, from a far distance, things that you won't enjoy. This will prevent you from wasting more time in the future.
Is it a current right now thought if it's a reply
> if taken to its logical conclusion
It takes some real density to take rhetorical devices to any sort of logical conclusion, just saying pal.
Let's get serious here though, I got tired of reddit because it's mostly a place to splurt out brief witticisms. Mildly long, well-thought out posts are barely even read on that place, let alone replied to (yet a post of mine that is literally 10 words long sits at like a hundred upboats) so I'm wondering if what's essentially a blogging platfrom is more receptive to long entries.
Also take some cool ideas from there since I want to make my own blog from scratch at some point.
And I just want to hang out with different people that are not you guys, don't get me wrong, most of you are cool and stuff, but there's like 50 different people here, tops.
>>978
Yes.
>>981 On Tumblr you choose whose content you see* so if people don't want to read your long thoughts they don't have to follow you. Often I see people criticise it for being full of "dumb feminists" or "special snowflakes" or "SJWs" or whatever, but it's the user's choice to receive content from anyone like that...
*Since it was bought by Yahoo there are much more "recommended blogs" and sponsored posts and shitty adverts which kinda defeats the point I think... I hate David Beckham! I don't care if you're playing soccer around the world for charity! I don't want to see your face! And why would I be interested in following instagram camwhores?
I'm sleeping with a girl I don't even like that much just because I was so excited that somebody came onto ME for once
All this talk about Tumblr and Reddit made me thought I was on 4chan for a few seconds.
who cares
gaynus
>>985
Are we really discussing this seriously?. Such an egregious false equivalence should be visible by just about anyone. For what it's worth, I don't think many people would consider calling stuff poopy to be good argumentation. Maybe if you are 5 and on your anal stage. I'm not replying to any of this shit anymore.
The very sweetest.
>>988
You still misunderstand my posts, or perhaps you don't know which poster I am. I wrote only about literal shit, and then only because you had used it figuratively above. If you want to discuss something seriously (as you claim), you might as well do so.
>>993
There's like 3 different people responding to you. I don't think you know what's going on. I'm not >>988 and I'm not the guy who said he browsed reddit or tumblr, but let me clear this up for you. Yes, you don't have to try everything to make sure it is not shit. No, you can't say something is shit until you try it. This is not the same as saying "you can't say something is unhealthy or dangerous until you try it" because that is objective and can be known without experiencing it. Saying something is shit is a subjective thing that you can only know through experience. If the guy wants to find out for himself why tumblr and reddit are shit, props to him.
Sometimes its hard to let go of things.
Sometimes you got to let it all out and be savage.
But sometimes, by chance, you slip past everything, and when you look back, there was nothing there.
>>994
Nah, it's pretty clear who the one-offs are, who are rightfully irritated by the conversation. It's just that the one guy completely misunderstands what he's even being replied to about.
Sunday bacon for the meme generation. End thread.