nobody wants to sell me a pressure canner on short notice. wish i had had this idea sooner
Minions are cute
Tranny minion
Is it normal for monuments to be buldozered within hours of being damaged in the US?
The only thing that people learn from philosophy books are random French phrases that go untranslated for no reason other than to make the text look smarter, such as "raison d'etre" or "objet petit a".
does no one make fucking ear buds that dont have a fucking "randomly adjust the volume" button located inconveniently on the cord somewhere? my phone already has a volume button and a microphone and a way to turn on the google voice assistant thing that i have NEVER FUCKING USED IN MY LIFE, i do not need a button to do those things on my earbuds in the exact spot where i'm going to accidentally press it when my shoulder squishes into my chin!!! i will travel to the fucking factory in shenzhen china where they make this shit and personally make the rape of nanking look like sunday dog roast with aunt dong-wang!
Having a 66cm head is annoying as hell
overwatch normal death sounds: mild tragedy
overwatch environmental death / pinned by rein towards probable death sounds: comedy of the highest degree
>>121 I think you're pretending to be stupid for a little joke
I am now 31, posting on 4-ch from a public library Windows based thinclient PC, exactly like I did when I was 19.
You'll still be posting here when you're 41!
cope and sneed as a pastime activity
i can't believe elvis aska assassinated shinzo abe with an antique tanegashima
Nara more like Onara LOL OWNED
shooter identified as 37 year old Saburo Hideo, of Nara prefecture. according to statement released by prefectural police he "can't keep getting away with this".
Why couldnt it have been howard stern
>>134
As far as I know he was never elected prime minister of any nation. Unless you mean he should have been the shooter
just woke up, i can't wait to see my favorite former prime minister of japan, shinzo abe, alive and healthy
no....masaka..............,
omorashi no naku koro ni
> make more japanese kids
> my final message. goodb ye
I'm Jewish
Why do abortion protesters always sound like they're on the edge of tears
Why does aborted fetus stew always taste so bland when you remove the laetiporus spores from the broth?
>>141 Hmmm it's as if you 'aven't tried understandin' their position at all
other gachas making alter versions of characters: what if she was evil and wore a slutty black outfit to show it
touhou lost word making alter versions: what if she was a child ;_; uoooooooooh
video game introduces a young female character
normal people: cool, a new character!
cunnychads: uooooh ;o;
suspiciously defensive redditors: great, another hot loli fuckdoll for racist weeaboo chuds to sexualize :rolling_eyes: i bet you ANIME WEIRDOS can't wait to jack off imagining what it feels like to fuck her in her sopping wet gorilla grip child pussy
but seriously folks, we can't let orange man have the nuclear codes
George Washington: "I know this won't stop you guys, but political parties are cringe and British."
they're only cringe because we stopped calling them Whigs and Tories
American politics are pretty cringe but not as cringe as the "baddie" rap music they make
american politics is like: i'm gonna make a fancam out this leaked footage of a high profile politician getting his dick sucked by two prostitutes, he'll look so dumb now
we did it r*ddit! the one dollar euro!
>>153,154
It just means that German economy got r*ped by the nasty Anglos like they always wanted to.
One day, Euroruble... Some day...
>>156
But this is the French's fault for abiding by US sanctions instead of mass buying oil from Venezuela and Iran with the INSTEX they built for this very purpose to offset the Russian dip.
>The young Yagoda studied at gymnasium, learning German and statistics, but in 1907 became active in revolutionary politics, mostly as an anarchist.
GENRIKH FUCKING YAGODA WAS AN ANARCHIST???
>>154
Because I have very little and I am able to turn a little into slightly more.
the internet is the biggest relief valve for pressure against globohomo of all time if you think about it, mfs that 100 years ago would have been out smashing the state for real now just post "smash the state! (she/they)" on twitter
how do you tactfully tell someone that the reason bad shit keeps happening to them is because they're a dumbass and make bad decisions
red scare: the vocal fry-iest show on the internet
bakunin may be a lot of things, but i don't see him being some sort of schizotypal incel comparing his physiognomy to famous celebrities and clocking they/thems on twitter while being one bad breakup away from offing themselves. i apologize in advance for this retarded post but you deserve it, i think.
>>161
Genderqueer bullshit in its current form is entirely the product of the capitalist west.
As much as I want to hate it, I love Red Scare
^ is the laptop sticker guy
If Bakunin was alive today he'd be that hot leather dad I keep running into at the gym.
I saw a news report linking Islamic terrorism in Bangladesh to inceldom
>>171
Straight face: Muslim conquests in the Indian subcontinent
Angry face: Bangladesh Liberation War Rape
Wishing there were an ITT Cute Boy Posting [Cute] [Boys] thread.
People who pronounce "wagyu" as wey-goo are total boneheads!
haiken ashee
もさもさもさもさ!
my favorite kike is mel brooks and i hate touhous because of their shameless exploitation of the part of the male brain that desperately craves motherly female attention
JOEY DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN SENATE????
boys are cute and girls are also cute, everyone is cute
I hate academia so much, I wish you didn't need this piece of paper to access system administration without the help desk grind.
HORSESHOE THEORY
There is nothing I despise more than people who write exclusively in short sentences with exclamation marks at the end.
Penis cockin
Penis cockin!
Penis cockin'
Feeling traumatized in the house tonight.
I wish I lived in a homogenous society
"ero chibi"seems like the weirdest artstyle at first but it works
pressure canner works gud very fun
I am one star short of a southern cross on my dick
>>161
i dunno man, i still think weed might be even more effective than the internet at turning rebellious desires into thumb-up-assery
as evidence i present everything a person high on weed has said or done, ever
(i certainly don't believe any of that ``but hashish smokers were the original assassins'' crap. historically dubious and they probably would have killed people whether on drugs or not.)
buy muh book
拙者は鷺でござる。長い首を誇って嘴で魚を掬い取る侍でござる。 お主は此の一報を他の掲示板に十回書き写せず場合、拙者が今宵、厨房へ飛び込んで鍋釜を混乱にする予定でござる。
Jews go to Jewpiter to get more Stewpider
purposely mistreating my tools so that they turn into cute tsukumogami youkai girls
>>166 i had to back up and re-parse this post because at first I thought you were saying that you compared bakunin's physiognomy to celebreties and then deduced from this that he's not the type to have become an incel
The sun and the moon should combine forces
Motherfucker, it means your screwdriver has a headache! It needs its identity reaffirmed in a weighted toolbox, fed some mild-steel tendies just like they had at the forge, and discuss its own asshole in front of a forced audience for about three hours! And maybe, maybe it'll let you unscrew that One Apple Way pentalobe security head before it goes back to bed.
thinking about the tng episode where riker gets an enby gf
Do you even have a soul unless you have extremely opinionated takes on sectarian struggles within the Italian Communist Party during the 1920s?
I wish I lived in a homosexual society
Most people wouldn't screw a non-sexual-preference clone of themselves, but a lot would play wingman, maybe play out someone's twin fetish. Still win-win!
>>210
If I had a clone I would just force it to work instead of me
i wouldn't fuck my clone, not because i don't like men but because i'm a hairy dadbod powerfat guy and i'm more into cute demure twinks
Guy thinks he's a fanny-burner, but really he's just a bunny farmer