[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#46]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#46] (999)

1 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10517 11:44 [No]

350 Name: GATEKEEPER : 1993-09-10569 00:29 [No]

VVV UNBASED ALERR VVV

351 Name: GATEKEEPER : 1993-09-10569 00:31 [No]

*BUZZ* S-S-SHORTING OUT *CLICK*
TOO MUCH COLLISION OF THE *BZZRT* BASED AND *STATIC* UNBASED...

352 Name: GATEKEEPER [-c°▥°]-c : 1993-09-10569 00:36 [No]

[-c°▥°]-c REVERTING TO BACK UP RADIO MODE.....
CONNECTED...

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

My nigga D-Magic said he had to have it
I said, "Just forget it, it's too crabby"
Know a little freak, in Hollywood
Sucks on dick, does it real good
She'll give you money, fill up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all schummy
Once had a down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back, enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover, always use the rubber
Till I got caught, fucking with her mother
She blamed it on me, we fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys, went to her house
Charged the whole place, threw the bitch out

353 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 00:37 [No]

ok but where are the girlboss and gaslight

354 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 00:40 [No]

༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ ─=≡ΣO)) Gaslight
(✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯ Girlboss

355 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 01:02 [No]

JOEY DIDJA HEEEEAAAAAR!!!!

356 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 06:47 [No]

> Reconstruction of the 40,000 year old Oase 2 (who is not an ancestor to any living person)[39]

Wikipedia has no chill. Jesus.

357 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 07:19 [No]

based and unbased collide and convert 99.9% of their mass into energy in a massive burst of gamma rays, sterilizing the entire earth

358 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 08:25 [No]

😒 Pics or didn't happen

359 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 14:27 [No]

I feel kinda bad now about that time I joined a death cult.

360 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 16:33 [No]

wife guy (guy who is a wife)

361 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 23:00 [No]

Mmmm. Love a cold beer.

362 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10569 23:30 [No]

I'm just an n-word living in an n-world

363 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10570 01:02 [No]

dog-on-dog crime statistics

364 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10570 02:05 [No]

I didnt see anyone today...

365 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10570 08:19 [No]

>>364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrzs3o9IUGQ

366 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10570 17:59 [No]

Did Bill Nye inspire the people who write nu-trek

367 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10570 21:54 [No]

Happy 200,000th stir fry, little cat.

368 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10571 15:55 [No]

The UAE implies they still have apartheid in their work visa pamphlet, holy shit

369 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10571 21:28 [No]

i'm durnk

370 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10571 21:39 [No]

>>369
*drunk

ftfy

371 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 01:33 [No]

Tessa Blanchard is my favorite parasocial wife

372 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 03:20 [No]

Elden Ring does appear to be a damn near perfect game but I wouldn't enjoy it.

373 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 03:44 [No]

>>372 fromsoft made mitobaki remove some of the feet, 0/10 shit game

374 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 05:28 [No]

Shy, nerdy young male with body image issues standing in front of forked path meme, the dark and scary castle is labeled "become a tranny", the flowery and friendly castle is labeled "become a bodybuilder"

375 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 05:39 [No]

Let go your nerdy tether. Enter the old. Empty, and become skeleton.

376 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 07:55 [No]

Why does Kokusei say 速戦即決 when the much more literal and relevant translation of "Blitzkrieg" 電撃戦 exists

377 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 20:53 [No]

Been having real bad death anxiety lately

378 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 21:25 [No]

I hope your day, anxiety, and death get better.

379 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10572 22:40 [No]

SWEDISH SEX PENIS

380 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10573 01:36 [No]

I think I figured out why I keep getting recommended Minecraft videos despite never having watched any videos about Minecraft. My hypothesis is that people are loading up their tags with popular things (like Minecraft) so it appears to the algorithm that I'm watching a Minecraft video whenever I happen to watch one such video.

381 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10573 10:15 [No]

I think minecraft is just a popular topic and the algorithm sometimes tries to recommend you things that are popular even if you haven't shown interest in them before.

382 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10573 10:47 [No]

You people are fucking sick in the head.

383 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10573 13:27 [No]

>>382 So?

384 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10573 14:03 [No]

German Death Grips be like
es geht es geht es geht es geht es geht
jüh!
Schneidemaschine!

385 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10573 17:09 [No]

meanwhile, American Rammstein:

you
you have
you have me
you have me
you have me asked
you have me asked
you have me asked and i have nothing said

386 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10573 21:49 [No]

you STINK so good
you STINK so good you give me a HARD ON

387 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10574 11:57 [No]

Two 'no's make a 'yes'

388 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10574 12:10 [No]

>>387 Unless you're speaking Spanish, that is

389 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10574 12:22 [No]

Life hack: speak Spanish to avoid being date raped by pedantic prescriptive grammarians

390 Name: vc: wongable : 1993-09-10574 15:05 [No]

I love that there is now a vigorous Internet debate on a topic where neither side seems to have enough knowledge of the subject to be allowed to have opinions.

391 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10574 22:58 [No]

Westerners be like: EVERYTHING IS A HUMAN RIGHT

392 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 02:31 [No]

having the ability to deprive other humans of their rights for arbitrary, unjustified reasons is a human right

393 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 03:21 [No]

US elite 250 years ago: Tax evasion is a human right!
US elite now: It's not tax evasion when we do it.

394 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 03:23 [No]

People posting photos of themselves reading books is a human right

395 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 10:41 [No]

I miss the music board. I have quite a few MIDI files I'd like to post.

396 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 16:44 [No]

I HATE BEST BUY!!!!! I HATE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS!!!!! GGRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

397 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 17:27 [No]

imagine believeing that phenomena possess an intrinsic nature, this post brought to you by mahayana gang

398 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 17:46 [No]

i kind of like playing video games in japanese as a girl character and getting called お姉さん/お嬢ちゃん/etc

399 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10575 18:02 [No]

i am a man of culture (i was heated to just below boiling point and had my proteins denatured and then was inoculated with a small piece of another man of culture)

400 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10576 18:52 [No]

Not-really-surprising discovery: Protein shakes and energy drinks do not mix well.

401 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10576 19:24 [No]

>>395 It sounds like we should get DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 on the go

402 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10576 19:26 [No]

Hamas nasheeds are shit-tier these days. IS and Bosniak ones are bangers still

403 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10576 22:18 [No]

Everybody wants to poop, but nobody wants to wipe

404 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10577 04:21 [No]

A penny saved is a few mills earned

405 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10577 19:12 [No]

Name a hedgehog cooler than Sonic. I'll wait.

406 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10577 19:56 [No]

>>405
Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form, obviously?

407 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10577 21:02 [No]

The Miles Davis of being way past cool

408 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10578 03:36 [No]

The guy on the "Der Untermensch" Nazi poster actually looks pretty cool.

409 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10578 04:36 [No]

Today I learned that "You Spin Me Round" had a music video and that it's visual kei as fuck

410 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10578 16:58 [No]

I just don't have anal sex like I used to.

411 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10579 15:11 [No]

西方浄土は黒人がいません

412 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10580 20:50 [No]

pretty sure i cured my homosexuality and autism by supplementing l. reuteri

413 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10580 20:55 [No]

anyway all of you sperg faggots should try it as well

vc: inded

414 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10580 20:58 [No]

/gsg/ autists often hold the dumb opinion that Switzerland should be partitioned between France, Germany, and Italy along linguistic lines, but I think the opposite scenario would be much better for everyone involved(except the Swiss)

415 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10580 20:59 [No]

Imagine...from the channel to the Baltic to the Adriatic, nothing but Switzerland.............

416 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10580 21:03 [No]

Is this just some ploy to get me to put someone else's poop in my anus?

417 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10581 02:37 [No]

ENOUGH about the midterms, you're supposed to be a comedian

418 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10581 06:28 [No]

No, it's a ploy to restore the Holy Roman Empire. Take that, Bonaparte!

419 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10581 13:03 [No]

You don't exactly sound cured...

420 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10581 14:53 [No]

I'm kind of a big leg/footfag and apparently so is the character designer at MiHoYo because I have to jack off before logging in to do my gacha dailies or I won't be able to focus...

421 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10581 17:01 [No]

White people be like "ooh is that a quiche!"

422 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10581 22:43 [No]

I have a very ugly penis. It's brutish, thick, rough, and of multiple shades. It's likely what an orc penis would look like.

423 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10581 22:58 [No]

I just want to cuddle and hug a cute girl who loves me and also I love her!

424 Name: vc: nuffer : 1993-09-10582 08:09 [No]

I like how dudebro is a slur on the american left

425 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10582 10:36 [No]

>>421 Someone offered me a bit of quiche the other day and I said “Hmm nah no thanks, not a fan”

426 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10582 11:56 [No]

I have a really cute penis. It's not too short not too long, has a nice fat ratio and it's shape is good. If only its head was a bit larger it would be perfect.

427 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10582 13:16 [No]

Fuck tan M&Ms
All my homies hate tan M&Ms

this meme by blue crew

428 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10582 19:07 [No]

It was too big to be called a penis. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw schmeat.

429 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10583 00:06 [No]

raw schmeat is raw schmurder

430 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10583 11:48 [No]

I hate how young people like unsatisfying endings that dont even make much of a point just because its "realistic"

431 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10583 19:32 [No]

Shitlibs love having their own opinion screamed back at them in a faux-outrage and peppered with curse words (Maddox, Jon Stewart, etc) because it allows them to pretend that agreeing politically 100% with Burger King and the Walt Disney Corporation is still edgy and subversive.

432 Name: vc: fate : 1993-09-10584 00:18 [No]

>>431
Maddox is probably the cringiest of the "mainstream" lolcows

433 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10584 01:09 [No]

Neolibs be like: lets support a violently homophobic religion to own the right epically

434 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10584 01:13 [No]

Yay, Fat Rick Tomlinson is back!

435 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10584 11:46 [No]

>>431
https://youtu.be/Xv3ifrBSz-E

436 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10584 16:30 [No]

affogato

437 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10584 16:30 [No]

Have you considered making good posts yourself?

438 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10584 18:44 [No]

Idea: calling someone "athenian"(lowercase) as an antonym to "laconic"(tersely witty). Someone who says a lot of words without really actually saying anything would be speaking in an athenian way.

439 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10584 21:26 [No]

>>438
I'll endorse anything that reinforces negativity towards those Greek homos

440 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10585 06:56 [No]

Imagine doing a passable job in a title known for its astonishing failure rate only to be labeled by future historians as "poopyname". Such was the fate of Byzantine emperor Constantine V for his support of iconoclasm.

Frankly, the Greeks deserve Turkey.

441 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10585 12:26 [No]

>>438 I don't think that's quite what laconic means, but I like the idea

442 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10585 14:52 [No]

Thinking of leaving the internet again.

443 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10585 15:20 [No]

>>442
Just spend less time on it, quitting the internet cold turkey never works

444 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10585 18:49 [No]

Thinking of all the NEETs that were killed or left homeless in Ukraine fills me with existential dread.

445 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10586 00:47 [No]

My online routine has devolved into doing nothing but checking DQN once every couple of days.

446 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10586 01:49 [No]

Penis (mine)

447 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10586 03:03 [No]

I ahegao'd for real

448 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10586 09:52 [No]

>>445 same

449 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10586 14:28 [No]

"I don't like anything that's dark"

-Dori "the nigger exterminator" Hebrewitz, 2022

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