not true, the binding agents in our reconstituted pork product in gravy ensure that it maintains a satisfying, meat-like texture throughout the mastication process!
I got called a locust eater. That's a new one
Golgomois went from protesting American military bases in Okinawa to protesting Russian owning the Southern Kuril Islands.
He really was a boring Japanese nationalist, that's super lame.
It was never about the nationalism man. Genuine engrish is comic gold
Podcasts are sooooo overrated
Asshole 1: something
Asshole 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Bubs voice] I shoulda done this like a million years ago!
It depresses me that Disney has managee to brand and sell racial pride
Be a doer, die a boer
>>63
If you see Golgomois, ask him why they aren't so keen on settling on Hokkaido first, that even the Pokemon Company has to make a game about its colonization. Show him a population density map if he objects.
jeezburger
because jesus would not eat a cheeseburger, but i'm sure he'd work something out
Lustig, lustig, tralalalala~
Pre oil Saudi Arabia is very odd to read about. They'd be a bog standard dictatorship with it
In retrospect, 2020 feels like it was a decade ago.
I fear DQN is too much of an empty shell nowadays to have something like the SAoVQ Zine of the early 2010s.
in that novel things fall apart, by chinua achebe, some locusts come and the tribespeople are really happy about it because it means free and tasty dinner
but then later a white person shows up and they compare him to a locust and figure he will only bring more of his kind if they let him live. so they kill him and tie his bicycle to a tree.
i don't think the contrast is accidental. but i don't know the meaning of it. i also haven't reached the end of the book yet.
>>76
the clear takeaway is that white people are not tasty dinners
probably too greasy
Please do not use emoji on their own like that, I can never understand what they are intended to mean. Have patience with us elderly folk.
Vaseline baseline
Crawling in my skin, this orange will not peel
>>76 i think chinua achebe is just a dumb nigger who forgot about the earlier part of the book when writing the later part. being the only white kid when we read this shit in english class in my 97% black high school was the most awkward fucking thing.
have u ever read chinua achebe's foreword to heart of darkness, it's literally just "baww, this is racist!!". nigga was simply malding that a white man wrote a better book about africa than he did.
I don't mind that my edit was reverted but my edit was making something pure shit less shit so that's not on me.
>>79
it ain't called long pork for nuthin i guess
>>83
that's a dumb take. i finished the book now and it's not overrated. he's both eloquent and interesting. i can see why it would be awkward to read it in that context though.
a lot of people seem to hate steinbeck for the same reason, nothing on a mandatory high school list can be considered good. this is silly. some of those books are good.
>>84
i haven't read it. have you read heart of darkness though? i have. it's boring as hell compared to achebe. conrad is neither elegant nor interesting. achebe is both.
my own opinion is that european geopolitics seems like it was a factor in heart of darkness. it reads like anti-belgian propaganda. i think conrad also intended other things with the book, but "belgian colonies bad, british colonies good" seems like it was part of the point.
>>85
i would make an exception to "polish people never colonised anything" for anybody who became british by choice LoL
>a lot of people seem to hate steinbeck for the same reason, nothing on a mandatory high school list can be considered good. this is silly. some of those books are good.
Sure, but the reason people dislike assigned reading is that it becomes work in the context of school, work that takes much longer than almost anything else in school aside from maybe researched essay writing. Half the class doesn't even read it
Having met a large number of Poles, I can confirm that they are in all aspects except skin color indistinguishable from niggers.
Last time I checked on the Polish, they were pretending to be Albanian to seem tougher and winding up the English about taking the knee
Yes Sir Heil Hitler Sir
type a long post and delete. helps me keep my thoughts in order. better as a journal entry?
linear algebra is tough when you're out of practice and just wanna get on with your life
>>87 yes, the context in which i read chinua achebe's foreword to heart of darkness was prior to reading heart of darkness. i enjoyed it more because it wasn't just a book whose entire moral is "whitey bad".
if only the gosh darn white man never came we'd still be free to eat crickets and conduct slave raids on the neighboring tribe, i hate them so much
fwiw i agree with the basic premise that whitey is a big part of the reason africa is such a fucked up shithole im just tired of hearing about it
>>93
the moral of neither things fall apart nor heart of darkness is ``whitey bad''. did you actually read either book?
>>94
do you really think achebe included such things to tell you how nice tribal life was? the book tells you repeatedly that tribal life is shit and rewards bad behaviour. i kind of suspect achebe made up the whole thing about the twins to make that point in a pretty heavy-handed way actually. not heavy-handed enough for you though i guess.
>>95
it really depends on the region, in some regions yes colonialism fucked it up, but in others colonial forces were just replacing one tyrant for another, usually a king who demanded tribute. i don't think it matters in the regions that embraced islam, as even extremely rich muslim countries are centuries behind the rest of the world
i will not have the sex, i will not touch the grass
have sex
what is the voice sample saying in Masayoshi Minoshima's "Brazil" (KILLED DANCEHALL, 2011)?
"until he pickle"?
is this a rick & morty reference?
you cannot tell me you wouldn't fuck a Yakuza babe
you can not
hmm my favorite twink drowned in a river, i think i will scatter the jews to the provinces <- clueless
oh my beautiful catamite
oh my precious buttboy
"death porca"
play demon's roots if you can read japanese it's kamige
I love the feeling of my tongue in the mouths of people I hate.
Bud/Miller/Coors > 90% of all craft beer
unlearning how to post
relearning how to post
>>104
To be fair according to the Jews' own book, when people have drowned throughout history, Yahweh was, per capita, the most likely being to have caused it back then
(Maybe not anymore, but definitely in AD 130 - estimates for the antediluvian population go up to 500 million, and more scientific estimates of the world population in 100 AD are around 100-300 million)
jewball scramble
Getting super existential while packing up to move. It really doesn't matter how long you've been somewhere or how much of a home you think you've built, when it's time for you to go you can literally disappear within a week.
These glowniggers got nothing on my tinfoil stacks. Try and spy on the literal shit inside my diaper now!
Friendly reminder that its bad if you forget your medications!
Be sure to take your meds every single morning!
hi op, my favorite genshin impact character is sayu, my bench press 1rm is 125kg, and i hate kikes because my country gives billions of dollars to israel every year that they turn around and spend on lobbying my government to give them even more money.
nobody wants to sell me a pressure canner on short notice. wish i had had this idea sooner
Minions are cute
Tranny minion
Is it normal for monuments to be buldozered within hours of being damaged in the US?
The only thing that people learn from philosophy books are random French phrases that go untranslated for no reason other than to make the text look smarter, such as "raison d'etre" or "objet petit a".
does no one make fucking ear buds that dont have a fucking "randomly adjust the volume" button located inconveniently on the cord somewhere? my phone already has a volume button and a microphone and a way to turn on the google voice assistant thing that i have NEVER FUCKING USED IN MY LIFE, i do not need a button to do those things on my earbuds in the exact spot where i'm going to accidentally press it when my shoulder squishes into my chin!!! i will travel to the fucking factory in shenzhen china where they make this shit and personally make the rape of nanking look like sunday dog roast with aunt dong-wang!
Having a 66cm head is annoying as hell
overwatch normal death sounds: mild tragedy
overwatch environmental death / pinned by rein towards probable death sounds: comedy of the highest degree
>>121 I think you're pretending to be stupid for a little joke
I am now 31, posting on 4-ch from a public library Windows based thinclient PC, exactly like I did when I was 19.
You'll still be posting here when you're 41!
cope and sneed as a pastime activity
i can't believe elvis aska assassinated shinzo abe with an antique tanegashima
Nara more like Onara LOL OWNED
shooter identified as 37 year old Saburo Hideo, of Nara prefecture. according to statement released by prefectural police he "can't keep getting away with this".
Why couldnt it have been howard stern
>>134
As far as I know he was never elected prime minister of any nation. Unless you mean he should have been the shooter
just woke up, i can't wait to see my favorite former prime minister of japan, shinzo abe, alive and healthy
no....masaka..............,
omorashi no naku koro ni
> make more japanese kids
> my final message. goodb ye
I'm Jewish
Why do abortion protesters always sound like they're on the edge of tears
Why does aborted fetus stew always taste so bland when you remove the laetiporus spores from the broth?
>>141 Hmmm it's as if you 'aven't tried understandin' their position at all
other gachas making alter versions of characters: what if she was evil and wore a slutty black outfit to show it
touhou lost word making alter versions: what if she was a child ;_; uoooooooooh
video game introduces a young female character
normal people: cool, a new character!
cunnychads: uooooh ;o;
suspiciously defensive redditors: great, another hot loli fuckdoll for racist weeaboo chuds to sexualize :rolling_eyes: i bet you ANIME WEIRDOS can't wait to jack off imagining what it feels like to fuck her in her sopping wet gorilla grip child pussy
but seriously folks, we can't let orange man have the nuclear codes
George Washington: "I know this won't stop you guys, but political parties are cringe and British."
they're only cringe because we stopped calling them Whigs and Tories
American politics are pretty cringe but not as cringe as the "baddie" rap music they make
american politics is like: i'm gonna make a fancam out this leaked footage of a high profile politician getting his dick sucked by two prostitutes, he'll look so dumb now
we did it r*ddit! the one dollar euro!
>>153,154
It just means that German economy got r*ped by the nasty Anglos like they always wanted to.
One day, Euroruble... Some day...
>>156
But this is the French's fault for abiding by US sanctions instead of mass buying oil from Venezuela and Iran with the INSTEX they built for this very purpose to offset the Russian dip.
>The young Yagoda studied at gymnasium, learning German and statistics, but in 1907 became active in revolutionary politics, mostly as an anarchist.
GENRIKH FUCKING YAGODA WAS AN ANARCHIST???