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1 Name: >>6 : 1993-09-10650 13:49

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[Mind Reading] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368114996/
[Individualism] #1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367742339/
[Individualism] #2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368083369/
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550 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10716 03:41

What if Indians are just defective humans and the reason there are so many of them is because the guy who was making humans retired in the late 40s and the new guy never really got a hang of it and has a high defect rate.

551 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10716 04:23

>>550
What if they ended up this way because Bri'ish treated them as defective for a couple of centuries while abusing, malnourishing and robbing them?

vc: gotchable

552 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10716 05:31

>>551
No. They've been defective for millennia. They were treated as they should have been.

553 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10716 11:53

milliinches

554 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10716 14:45

>>550
Its because reincarnation is real ONLY if you believe in it and it's the result of millenia of trauma.
Thats why Burma is so fucked too

555 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10716 20:34

that cow really tried to eat my hand - danger lurks around every corner

556 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10716 22:02

internet-famous nutrition scientist ray sipe

557 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10717 06:23

Two interesting graphs to ponder: world population growth and top 1% income share for the last century.

558 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10717 22:48

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559 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10718 04:13

I use Mac because it doesn't get virus

560 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10718 09:01

> Not carrying your own marmalade sandwich around with you

Why even live?

561 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10718 09:04

562 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10718 12:23

>>561 wwwww

563 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10718 17:28

I use computer from center for Russian supercomputer because it doesn't get virus. Ask uor question

564 Name: vc: te : 1993-09-10718 21:11

>>563
Are you drunk? We should be.

565 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10718 21:16

would i be better off making a neocities page for blogging about projects (and stuff), or a twitter account

566 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10719 05:07

Get back to the kitchen.

Because I believe in you. You can stand the heat and I will be there with you.

567 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10719 10:13

>>565 if you can maintain it, neocities!

568 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10719 14:36

>>565
Depends on who you want seeing your posts: the transsexual furry teenagers of neocities, or the brain-fried perpetually angry unhinged social media addicts of Twitter (Hint: all of the first group is a subset of the second).

Having a personal webpage on neocities is cuter and makes it easier (for old men like me) to browse through your projects than scrolling through a Twitter feed (really, Twitter is a horrible place for blogging about personal projects, the format is far too disorganized), so as long as you're not too worried about absolutely no one finding your (probably inane) ramblings, I'd say neocities.

569 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10719 16:23

>>565
It depends on how long-form or media-heavy the content you'll be posting is.

570 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 07:01

>David Guetta covering Eiffel 65

Have we reached the end of history yet?

571 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 11:39

>>570
It's actually interesting how much culture has stalled, it feels like we completely stopped making new things and trends since the mid-2010s and have just been regurgitating the past since.

572 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 11:52

failed after 2 days of nofap
all the compulsive "tfw no cute mentally ill gf" thoughts are gone, but i feel significantly worse

573 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 14:14

There is something seriously wrong with me.

574 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 14:44

>>573
Even so, we still care about you!

575 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 21:21

( E-E) I don't.

576 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10720 22:24

King Koopa finding out all the various kinds of porn he's in and being traumatized by the very idea

577 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10721 02:48

578 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10721 03:59

Chef Greg Easter AKA CookingInRussia AKA CookingInFinland apparently passed away in september '23.

i shii'd outta here a few months ago because of a low quality argument and just came back to post this. i post it here because here is where his channel was recommended to me. i'm sad. found out about it from comments on the malai kofta video. i cooked that recipe less than a month ago and i had no idea. it was incredible.

RIP Greg. you will be missed.

579 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10721 04:05

>>578
goddammit, september 2022 not '23. you know what i mean.

sorry for breaking kayfabe.

580 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10721 05:52

>>578
Reading this post was really weird because not only did I recommend that channel on here quite some time ago, I also happened to be the person who requested the malai kofta video from him.

About a year ago he sent out an email talking about how he almost died from some sort of infection resulting from a minor cut and was paralyzed for a couple of days drifting in and out of consciousness before he was able to summon the strength to get to a phone. He was taken to a hospital and fully recovered. He seemed to be living alone as something happened with his wife leaving back to Russia shortly after his restaurant in Finland closed during the Covid lockdowns, so no one would have been there to help him. I wonder if something similar happened again.

581 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10721 10:15

2kike has fucking lost it

582 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10721 16:06

>>581
That means suicide isn't too far off!

583 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10721 18:23

There's a fire. Please call 119.

584 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 00:11

>>578 What was the argument about?

585 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 00:46

Another forum I used to post on went down.

It is at this point I have to admit that, given I believe the quality of my posts has been trending down, whatever I have written that is worth reading is already a part of the digital dark age.

586 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 02:22

ƒIƒ“@ƒ}ƒC@ƒRƒ“ƒsƒ…ƒ^ƒAƒAƒAƒAƒAƒAƒAƒAI

587 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 08:05

this jamming bamming

588 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 14:39

why is beeboard locked

589 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 14:50

too much spam, too little time

590 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 18:53

591 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 20:14

I should (re)learn how to talk to google.

592 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 22:44

Turkey

593 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10722 22:50

wrong month!

594 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 01:18

Hold on baby it's the DQN

595 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 17:20

i LOVE making stupid posts on the internet!

596 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 21:19

not sure if there is a place in the world for me

597 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 21:37

Key lime yoghurt, yeah boyeeeee!!!!

598 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 21:57

I love to eat my favorite treat

599 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 21:57

if it doesn't exist yet, I'll have to create it

600 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 21:58

>>596-599 chorus
>>601-606 first verse
>>607-702 second verse
>>703 title

601 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10723 23:11

It's on the tip of my tongue...

602 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 02:05

We didn't stop the 9/11

603 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 11:15

It was always burning

604 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 14:19

Well, that was stupid.

605 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 17:37

we're all really fucking stupid

606 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10724 18:03

They tried to warn us but we didnt listen

607 Name: captcha: RAW : 1993-09-10724 18:47

It's on the tip of my penis...

608 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 04:50

séxo... séxo...

609 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 08:45

bring back stupid collage montages set to D&B

610 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 20:44

They sent me back to stupid college and wouldn't let me pee

611 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10725 23:15

300 more posts...

612 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10726 03:57

spermed 10 times in the last two days

613 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10726 08:42

Litany against –³‘Κ˜b.

614 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10726 15:58

"alpha male" as in bug ridden and feature incomplete, the alpha testing version not meant for the public

615 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10727 10:37

There was a ToS prompt I had to accept when I switched on my PS4 today, and I skimmed over it and noticed something ridiculous. Under the gCode of Conducth section there were some dos and don'ts, some don'ts and dos, and the don'ts had a little X in a box next to them, like
❎ Do not threaten or harm anyone
❎ Do not bully or stalk people
❎ Do not be vulgar or offensive [side note: fuck you!!!!!]
BUT (you're not gonna believe this) for all the dos, they'd used a square root symbol for a tick! Honestly! It says things like
γ Be sensible. Follow the law.
γ Be kind
γ Be a team player
I had to laugh! Can you believe this shit‽

616 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10727 12:16

Thinking about boobs... I love them...

617 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10727 13:39

>>615
I can expect a smaller online game could enforce that sort of standard, but not a public corporation that has a fiduciary duty to turn a blind eye to 12 year olds that squeal ethnic slurs I've never heard before

618 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10727 18:28

i'm convinced that programming is cursed by the spirits of dead programmers

619 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10727 23:31

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

620 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 00:16

boobs should be flat

621 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 00:23

flat chested women must be eradicated alongside the titcows, boobs must be a nice medium size

622 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 01:09

boobs should be small and pointy :)

623 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 11:45

boobs should not exist, and neither should women.

624 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 12:05

Everything that exists should become boob, including you, me, and this text board

625 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 12:08

boobs should always be in my face
so bring them over to my place

626 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 13:26

To be happy, to be pretty,
and to be feminine, to be so refined...

627 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 14:06

chopped her tits off with a machete, now they are mine

628 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 16:23

Stuffed the body in a barrel, deep down a coalmine

629 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 20:31

mystic eyes of eye contact

630 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10728 22:57

By whom was his heart attacked?

631 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10729 00:41

the virgin "i should become a woman" vs the chad "everyone but me should become a woman"

632 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10729 02:33

I tried that, but the women kept dating other women.

633 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10729 03:00

help DQN I require a quack placebo crackpot simple DIY treatment for male pattern baldness IMMEDIATELY

634 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10729 04:15

well my shedding friend wear a purple ƒ‘ hat and become WALUIGI

635 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10729 05:07

gammaigi

636 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10729 08:33

>>633
It depends on whether if it's falling out or already gone

637 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10729 23:20

>>636
I need ALL your quack placebo crackpot simple DIY treatments. The ones for when it's still falling out for now, the ones for when it's already gone for later (once the first treatments don't work of course, being crackpot placebos and all).

638 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 00:28

when a track starts with something distinctive but non-musical so the DJ can sound like a crossfade god without much effort

639 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 03:18

A person with a big, wide bald spot has strong warmth inside himself. This warmth and the sweat from his head push out the hair. The moisture of his breath is fertile and moistens the flesh where the beard grows so that much hair can grow there. But a person who does not have much hair in his beard, though hair in abundance on his head, is cold and quite infertile. When his breath touches the flesh around his mouth this flesh becomes infertile.

640 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 10:33

Why did I just shit myself?

641 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 10:55

Finally, the apocalypse came and those of us who went to Heaven late went through orientation.

Peter: "... and with this thing you guys get to play with all your own character sliders... HEY YOU IN THE BACK THAT'S ONE'S INT!"
DQN: "durrrRRRrrrr"

642 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 11:12

>>638 That's the point :)

643 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10730 17:21

>>640 Questionable influences from notorious video game, "Don't shit your pants"

645 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10731 04:40

I'm DeceasedCrab, let's play Don't Shit your Pants! Huzzah

646 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10731 04:45

>>633
Minoxidil is a topical medicine for hair that is already gone and Finasteride is a pill for preventing hair loss, you can easily buy minoxidil off amazon or whatever.

647 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10732 00:33

Wow. How did 9/11 even happen? A bunch of camelfucking cube worshippers really got one on the greatest superpower in the history of the world.

648 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10732 12:37

When life gives you lemons, cut a number of thin slits into your glans and foreskin and give the lemons a good juicing.

649 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10732 14:11

9/11 is real just like the holodomor is real
("allowing it to happen" is fairly comparable in guilt to actually causing it) (and they both deserved it)

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