[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#46.1]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#46.1] (999)

1 Name: >>6 : 1993-09-10650 13:49 [No]

Unsupported forks:
[Mind Reading] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368114996/
[Individualism] #1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367742339/
[Individualism] #2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368083369/
[Individualism] #3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489369957/

2 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 15:14 [No]

You've really fucked it up this time.

3 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 15:55 [No]

Horrible.

4 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 16:26 [No]

fix it, ssz

5 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 17:10 [No]

The death of DQN

6 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 19:18 [No]

What did you doooo

7 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 19:19 [No]

i did sex

8 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 19:29 [No]

Ah, the 256th post in Thread #12 is gone.

9 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 20:22 [No]

We should've got "Cool Hand" Parker Oiler to do it

10 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 20:31 [No]

>>8
What was it?

11 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 22:15 [No]

i don't get it

12 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 22:32 [No]

>>10
html tag exploits

13 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10650 23:40 [No]

>>7
With or without mittens?

14 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 01:43 [No]

afraid of spending the rest of my life alone but also afraid that i'll meet the girl of my dreams, marriage, 2.1 kids and a house, then wake up one morning in 20 years and realize i hate my wife and i miss sucking cocks and cumming in cute boys

15 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 01:59 [No]

please read: a personal appeal from wikipedia founder jimbo "the niggerstomper" wales: buddhist clergy take a vow of celibacy so please stop drawing lewds of hijiri byakuren

16 Name: test : 1993-09-10651 03:43 [No]

test

17 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 05:06 [No]

>>16
A+

18 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-10651 09:45 [No]

missed >>14-GET AAAAAAAAH

19 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 12:04 [No]

Now that you can be racist and transphobic on Twitter, are *chans/textboards going to die?

20 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 12:44 [No]

>>19
Ni-... I mean, please, it's just one of the most important ~~brainwashing tools~~ mass media platforms changing hands between dems and reps (backed by different corporations, but essentially the same antipeople shit). It's more interesting, if this takeover means that Twitter is a Pentagon asset now instead of Langley.

I would love the influx of cuteposters on chans, but twitter-crowd isn't such, so I don't have high hopes. It'll be ironic if bots and retards trade places, though.

21 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 13:05 [No]

I'm going to the moon

22 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 17:46 [No]

>>19
*chans were dead ever since discord and textboards on the english web were never alive to begin with.

23 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 19:09 [No]

>>19
No. The people who use non-corpo stuff like that are likely doing so because of privacy concerns.

24 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 21:29 [No]

There might be some brain damage going on!

25 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10651 22:31 [No]

-_-
That is all

26 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 00:11 [No]

Thinking about how female-proof my apartment is

I sleep on a giant bean bag chair or on the floor
My toilet doesn't have a seat or a lid, you just squat over the bowl on a stool I keep in the bathroom
I don't buy toilet paper I just squat in the bathtub and wash my ass with soap
Holes in the walls from heated gamer moments back when I used to drink a lot
I make my own cottage cheese and yogurt in the sink so sometimes there's jars of random milk byproducts laying around

27 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 00:14 [No]

ON the other hand if a bitch needs a hair brush I got like 3

28 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 02:03 [No]

a game like rhythm heaven but it's just seagulls fighting over french fries

29 Name: Jesse Marsch : 1993-09-10652 09:13 [No]

SOCCER

30 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 12:15 [No]

damn, I'm so cool, I wish I could be me

31 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 12:58 [No]

>>26
That's pretty interesting!

>I sleep on a giant bean bag chair or on the floor

You can move it aside and have room for VR! This is the luxury I cannot afford, my room is very elongated and I have wardrobe, tables, bookshelves and my bed, leaving very little walkspace in the centre.
Maybe you can woo some real girls with VR dancing?
Otherwise, maybe you could order a cute/hot furry female VR Chat model from an artist and stream yourself dancing in VR chat solo room (it has some 3rd person camera controls) while pretending to be a mute and earn millions from subscriptions/donations?

>My toilet doesn't have a seat or a lid, you just squat over the bowl on a stool I keep in the bathroom

I wonder what's this set up look like? Maybe post it on /img/ (preferably not in use).
What prevents you from mounting a seat? You could probably put some nice soft covers on it for a better shitting experience (this won't attract girls, they'll likely think "EWW! It's probably full of this guy's ass molecules!" and enjoyable pastime.

>I don't buy toilet paper I just squat in the bathtub and wash my ass with soap

In my younger days, I didn't use toilet paper neither - but then I became concerned that the need might catch me in a public place where a shower won't be readily available, thus leaving me in distress for I wouldn't know how to use T.P. properly. It's also nicer this way: "broad strokes" with T.P. followed by thorough cleaning with soap and water.
It's also nice to have T.P. and/or paper towels to clean spills, wiping things and such.

>Holes in the walls from heated gamer moments back when I used to drink a lot

North American cardboard houses always amused me. I had my share of gamer rage moments, hitting furniture and damaging peripherals (once even denting a table with a keyboard) but punching a wall left me with a huge bruise on my knuckles and worries if I cracked a bone in my hand. Eventually, I resigned to self-flagellation by punching my thigh - and later quit it altogether because that left small ugly bruises that itched.

>I make my own cottage cheese and yogurt in the sink so sometimes there's jars of random milk byproducts laying around

This might look weird but self-made "craft" food might actually woo a girl! A friend of mine, once a huge (in many senses) meat-eater, was turned into "eating healthy" by a girl, to the point that even eating fish is something extremely rare for him these days.
No more meat, I can't imagine! That's something to be wary about if you start noticing a girl near you!

32 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 15:16 [No]

>>26 I agree with >>31 you should post your toilet on /img/

33 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 15:52 [No]

こら姉さん、もっと体重かけていいよ、あんたはオレを怪我させるほど重くないぜ、窒息させる気で来い

34 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 15:57 [No]

sent, check your mail

35 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 21:33 [No]

replica roman armor out there using modern milled sheet metal that the ancients would have mistaken for a mirror

36 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 21:54 [No]

Is Katz from Courage the Cowardly Dog supposed to be a Lynchian villain?

37 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 22:52 [No]

The pointing soyjak has been overused and is no longer amusing

38 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10652 22:59 [No]

This was true years ago.

39 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10653 03:00 [No]

woke karens see an antisemitic meme and be like "incels be like"

40 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10653 03:05 [No]

be like be like do be like lmao deadass 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

41 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10653 05:33 [No]

The Kim regime is a failed attempt to eugenically select for supermodels

42 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10653 07:27 [No]

Man, being a travel agent must be the easiest job in the world if you're good at SEO

43 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10653 12:04 [No]

Evangelical protestants hating All Saints Eve shows they really dont get it

44 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10653 13:05 [No]

>>43 It's not celebrated as All Saints' Eve though, they protest the pagan focus don't they?

45 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10653 13:21 [No]

>>44
The accepted answer is wakarimasen lol (https://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/christianity/holydays/halloween_1.shtml)

46 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10654 04:29 [No]

I for one hand out copies of the 95 Theses and the Westminster Shorter Catechism to these costumed papist children, that they will learn to celebrate Reformation Day.

47 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10654 19:43 [No]

Life is like a box of chocolates. You are like a dog. You see where I'm going with this?

48 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 01:20 [No]

imagine how good it feels to be miyako yoshika, already dead, no thoughts, just take orders from an elegant & beautiful older woman who dotes on you in a way that's mildly necrokorephilic

49 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 01:40 [No]

i want to massage a girl's feet while she masturbates and i've only seen like one piece of pornographic media featuring this scenario ever

50 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 03:57 [No]

what exactly is wrong with me that things that come naturally to everyone else just don't happen to me

51 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 04:59 [No]

The KING GAY experience

52 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 07:10 [No]

>>50
A lot of it doesn't come naturally to anyone, and part of the game is carefully concealing how much effort you put into it.

53 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 07:45 [No]

>>50
I promise I'll let you know if I ever figure it out.

54 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 09:55 [No]

The NHK world newslady has the weirdest accent

55 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 10:44 [No]

>>52
it takes me 5 hours to wipe my ass, how long does it take you to wipe your ass?

56 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 13:28 [No]

>>55
30 seconds but i HAVE to shit on a bed of toilet paper and i have to be naked

57 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10655 23:51 [No]

you are now thinking about:
maids eating leftover chicken on the bathroom floor

58 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10656 01:44 [No]

Thinking about the cool Asian "B" (⻏)

59 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10656 07:35 [No]

Benjamin "MILFman" Franklin.
Benjamin "Gray Any Day" Franklin.
Benjamin "Tap Granny Fanny" Franklin.
Benjamin "No Eggs Mo Seggs" Franklin.
Benjamin "Life Begins at Menopause" Franklin.

60 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10656 08:56 [No]

my "Buy Football Manager" trigger finger is itching

61 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10656 13:12 [No]

Everyone wants to poo but no one wants to wipe

62 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10656 16:36 [No]

what people who don't play genshin think it's like: uguu desu senpai kawaii neko chan needs YOUR help gathering sweets for the tea party, will you help her? uwu

what it's actually like: laobandongping of the liyue shichisei needs YOUR help evading her taxes, also while you're there kill some of those disgusting, greasy, dark skinned ni- i mean hillichurls for her.

63 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10656 16:53 [No]

When will Pakistan learn?

64 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10656 19:37 [No]

i miss the chinese sexpat subreddit so much

65 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 00:31 [No]

pasted fuhlipping chinks

66 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 13:26 [No]

Pavard's dab

67 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 17:20 [No]

Benjamin "Swarthy Swedes" Franklin

68 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 18:29 [No]

>>44
It's more of an issue they have with entire concept of saint veneration these days. The venerated saint canon and feast calendar has been heavily cleaned up to account for historicity and syncretism in the modern day is extremely regional.

69 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 20:21 [No]

i wish i was a praying mantis so i could cum inside a girl then die

70 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 20:49 [No]

pseud0intellectual

71 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 22:13 [No]

It is okay to leave children in a hot car.

>>64
>>57
When will Herb Saint finally kill himself?

72 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10657 23:44 [No]

>>71
be nice to little animals

73 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 01:39 [No]

Is there any old doujin CG on private trackers?

74 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 01:57 [No]

水子の魂を使った巫術はNGですよ、青娥さん！

75 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 07:55 [No]

After an Umamusume fanartist made an offhand comment about it, I looked up Anpanman, which I was unfamiliar with except as a manga for literal babies from the 1970s, and discovered it prominently features implied lesbian incest.

Gotta admit I'll miss Twitter a little for magical moments like that.

Wonder where Japanese folks will head when Melon Cuck finishes dismantling it. The artists will probably go to pawoo but the corps may not want to hang out in loli porn nirvana with them.

76 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 08:41 [No]

I heard a spanish person use a baseball metaphor
I wonder if that is carribean/venezuelan influence in spanish or if he picked it up from American media while learning english

77 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 14:41 [No]

>>68 Oh I think I was talking about bible-bashers calling it a satanic holiday

78 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 19:18 [No]

please last a little longer

79 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10658 19:38 [No]

i want to mating press a cute chubby girl til she's so overflowing with my cum that it inseminates every egg in her ovaries at once and then she gives birth to thousands of children like a spider and i provide for them all via piracy and bear hunting

80 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10659 03:29 [No]

the middle part is slightly offputting, but otherwise great post

81 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10659 06:54 [No]

butts

82 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10659 08:12 [No]

asses

83 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10659 17:15 [No]

Getting my wisdom teeth removed on Wednesday!

84 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10659 19:48 [No]

>>83
Have fun!

85 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10659 22:05 [No]

hatsuon miku

86 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 03:34 [No]

Giraffe neck fights are both awesome and hilarious.

87 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 13:19 [No]

The conference league draw feels like people taking their Football Manager league very seriously

88 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 15:48 [No]

Basketball and football groids are some of the dumbest people on earth. Even dumber than rapper groids.

89 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 15:51 [No]

Gay sex.

90 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 18:34 [No]

Esoteric Goatse-ism

91 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 19:37 [No]

>>88
Basketball is one of those sports like handball or futsal that is supposedly very popular worldwide but I've never seen anyone who's a huge fan or even plays it regularly

92 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 19:57 [No]

>>91 I went to England once and I was really surprised at the number of people just walking about the street carrying or bouncing basketballs.

93 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10660 23:10 [No]

buy high sell higher dude weed lmao

94 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10661 07:33 [No]

can we get much higher

95 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10661 08:31 [No]

>>92 it's true we all do it ere guv

96 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10661 14:58 [No]

IF you eat BEEF with another MAN, you are GAY!

97 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-10661 15:06 [No]

I am gay.

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