Previously:
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#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
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#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
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#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
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#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
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#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
#47 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1680434551/
#48 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1706794510/
#49 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1731067154/
I wonder when the last time I petted a cat was.
"Tablecat posts that could pass as Dracula Flow quotes" vs. "Dracula Flow quotes that could pass as tablecat posts"
Why did I sleep for twelve hours? I didn't think I was that tired.
Interpret that how you will!
I should go outside and bask in the sun tomorrow. (I'm not going outside)
>>15
I've been sleeping twelve to fourteen hours a day for months now
What does SSZ stand for anyway?
O tempora! O morons!
Death to America, etc, etc
In truth, most instances of "Dead Internet Theory" in action have more to do with the presence of Indian users than the presence of AI chatbots.
Let's take more drugs.
The demiurge apparently wants me to buy a geometric die head today.
Why is it that almost every time I've heard someone claim that they're "working on themselves" to become less mentally ill, they end up becoming significantly more mentally ill?
>>27
Care to give a couple of examples?
The Elitist Superstructure of DQN must remain an outlet for people who say to themselves, "I am not the kind of person I want to be." It must never sink into an assemblage of the self-satisfied.
I am not the kind of person I want to be.
licking the sweaty armpits of ovulating woman until i cum in my pants
did it really have to be the sewage
If only there were some process by which I could transform these cashews into salted cashews.
I want to lie down without a single thought in my hand. On the other hand, that's roughly all I do. But I feel inexplicable panic and it makes uncomfortable. I need to lie down...
What the fuck did they do to the Minecraft launcher?
>>29 The classic DQN is confidently unaware of his foolishness. Dissatisfaction with one's circumstances isn't unique to the DQN.
Let's be friends.
Thriller but every instance of the words "thriller" "killer" etc is replaced by "VIPPER"
"It is apparent that Gay Bowel Syndrome is an essentalized category of difference that is neither gay-specific, confined to the bowel, nor a syndrome."
I'm so stupid.
If I stay where I am I'm fucked
If I move to the country I have dual citizenship with I'm also fucked, but at least I'm doing something different
Maybe suicide is the answer.
There's always a 4th option (green card gay marriage)
I think not
Melting (but in a good way (but not in a sexy way))
Oh, a dead mouse. This is nothing to me.
Well that was strange. I guess I'm going to have to split my thoughts across two threads. A theology otaku is kinda depressing.
I should start smoking.
Something about the last moments of analog television transmissions strikes me as very melancholy. One minute, regularly scheduled programming. The next, either a short sign-off detailing the end of OTA broadcasting, or nothing at all, before vanishing with an abrupt flash and sudden darkness, giving way to the characteristic static of just another unoccupied radio frequency. But what prompted me to write was one such sign-off for WWNYTV channel 7, which featured a simple transparent black box of text over an idyllic and lively painting of some scene, perhaps the building of the station itself. Dominated by green hues, punctuated by a small tree in the foreground, sunny and bright with thin clouds strewn about. It's the sort of picture one sees in educational textbooks, something almost sterile, forced to the point of being unwelcoming, inhospitable. Would anyone really want to live in a painting like that? That this image was shown in order to soften the blow of no longer receiving service on one's device seems ironic, as though promising earthly riches to those on their death beds, who have no need of them anymore. An idealization, sickeningly saturated, of what's to come. Or worse, an outright lie. A weak, indifferent attempt at consolation. An attempt so pathetic, in fact, that there was no effort made to hide how little effort it took.
>>47
Smoking is relaxing but deceptively addictive. I really need to cut down on this pack-a-day habit.
I should probably update all my software. Wouldn't want to get pwned because I'm running something that stopped getting security updates 10 years ago.
Please install Lunatic Rave 2 on your computer, and then set it up to use the DQN Electronics vol. 2010 menu BGM files.
I had a dream about this board opening on 4chan
Surprising random onlyfans models by actually attempting to have conversations with them about life and how they are doing and never soliciting nudes.
>>51
How did it go?
Holy shit, 4chan is dead, and it could happen to YOU.
vc:exfube
>>48
Based on your post, I think you would enjoy Girls' Last Tour.
4-ch is the girls last tour of message boards
Entering the clay-induced frenzy state.
>>50 itfs so fucking good
"Ba dee ya dancing in september ba dee ya say do you remember ba dee yah dancing in september..." in an infinite loop.
Lifting on GABA megadose literally feels better than on anavar
I have never been stung by a bee.
Eat my seeds, boy.
Key lime yoghurt, yeah boyeeee
AIDS flavored ice cream
It's weird how most people don't know imageboards and textboards are called imageboards and textboards.
I would like a tiling WM, please. With mouse control, please.
I think I need someone to fuck the stress out of me.
>>66
Most people don't know what either of them even are.
What the fuck even happened in the soviet union?
Raaaaaaaaarr!! Me smash Searing Totem VI!
sic semper iānitōribus
Sex thoughts.
>>48
Tried one cigarette, didn't really feel anything besides a slight hint of lightheadedness. I have a smokey aftertaste (aftersmell?) in my nose/mouth that's sort of pleasant. There's a small voice in my head telling me to try another, but that's probably a bad idea and I'm going to try stopping here.
Not really much else to add, it was pretty underwhelming.
Cigarettes are really sexy, if they didn't smell bad and cost a lot of money and give you cancer I'd definitely smoke them.
I would like a tiling window manager, but without the tiles. So I take the tiles, this part, and away!
tiling window manager has been nice but tmux or similar achieves the same purpose. i have used i3 for years at this point and barely utilize split windows except when i open a bunch of terminal windows.
I'm happy to be alive.
why can't they CRISPR a cigarette that's good for you or something
My first cigarette was given to me by a cute girl I'd never met before. She was with a boy and they were drunk, and they came to speak to me and my friends. She was smoking a cigarette, and she put it in my mouth. Before that I was very anti-smoking, but I wanted to seem cool to this girl. Well, it worked, soon she was kissing me and holding my hand and touching my butt. She said the boy she was with wouldn't stop following her around, and he left when he saw her kissing me. A bit later on she told me she was 13! Oopsie
What's that smell?
Today my preference shifted towards mature women with large stature
>>54
Nice, thanks for the recommendation. Was always curious about this one.
If only I had a brother to mating press me.
I wonder who I am.
I'm going to fucking.
Turning 30 soon and am therefore allowing myself one (1) calvin-peeing-on-ford bumper sticker.
I'm kind of mad that people don't really get my love of 17th century Chinese erotica. Like why read the Carnal Prayer Mat when there's tons of easily accsessible hardcore pr*n for free? Well sure, but there's no character, no soul, no friendly satire of Confucian morality. Its also sort of nice that I can read the bedroom fap material of some anonymous Chinese literati from 300 years ago. The avergae JAV drivel will be forgotten within a month.
>>93 people used to be very thoughtful when jacking off. did we lose wisdom?
also why are there two post your current thoughts? are they competing?
did we lose ancient jacking off wisdom*
Saw an old, rough looking camper conversion van on the side of the highway and thought not only is some poor soul living in that heap, but that spot on the highway has just become their permanent address.
I have none.
guy who thinks "Cantonese" means a Swiss person
There's something kind of funny about how alignment in D&D went from allegiance to all-encompassing cosmic forces of the universe that even the gods are beholden to in the early editions, to basically fantasy Myers-Briggs in modern editions.
Get your tits out!
>>94
Thoughful people jack off while roleplaying with a machine these days
Gujarati People Typing
I need more people to bite.
classical ensembles are sorely missing the 3rd wind family: fleshwinds
including such instruments as the skin flute, skin tuba etc
Should I travel or should I continue to rot in my fucking room, surrounded by angry spics that seem to have acute mental problems?
It seems like choices DO matter now, and if I die in the game, I die in real life!
Same old, same old.
Lotta Svärd (male)
Sexually as-salted flavour crisps.
I might kick through the drywall in my bathroom, maybe throw some hooks and jabs in there too for good measure.
are those weird apical retroflex consonants in mandarin pronounced that way so that your tongue is available to start moving immediately into whatever tone the next vowel is
why is it that men intuitively understand that proper functioning of their endocrine system and sexual organs, what ancient people would have called "virility," "jing" etc is crucial to their mental and physical health but women seem to take offense to the idea that anything to do with their sex might be affecting their health, or caused by external factors?
>>112
I don't know that that's true. I hear women talk about endometriosis, PCOS, PMDD etc. fairly often. I think they take offense to men attributing their problems to hormones or similar because there's a history of men dismissing inconvenient women as hysterical based on specious ideas about their biology.