Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that bananas really are the atheist's nightmare
i am hugging you and kissing you on the lips right now
>>2
It was, quite literally, the Japanese version of "unalive" back then.
Just the five of us
Me and you and you and you and you
What happened to the 6th DQN?
Sorry, bathroom.
Clo-ne-pa
kuronepa
kusonepa
Gave 5 bucks to a charity once and now every cause is trying to get money out of me ranging the gamut from reducing male suicide to feeding kids to anti-cop stuff.
This annoyance will make me less likely to give in the future
>>14
Direct all your future donations to https://www.vhemt.org/
You know you're in for a rough time when your Mandarin 101 instruction includes ancient memes
>>15
Nah, if it was because of the character of people I'd be more interested but the enviromental angle is meh.
One of Trump's 34 charges is related to a donation made to a twitch streamer Rubber Ross
> Be Qin state servant
> Walk in on the "eunuch" Marquis of Changxin banging the Queen Dowager with the biggest fucking dick ever
Guys I'm worried for my life here
Do you think SpongeBob said "nigger" in that episode where he learns how to curse?
What if there's like another half to Gensokyo that's dudes but there are no games because they get along well and are kind of bad at spellcards and shit
Im sorry
So sad Steve Jobs died from preventable cancer
Im tired of it all
wanna go out sometime?
兵臨城下
my favorite half-human half-phantom, 魑魅魍魎
AMazing hERa, going ER; Supreme Gentleman, Ascension, -cel, Chad (Chadpreet; Chang; Tyrone), Femoid; Foid; Roastie, Just Be First (JBF), It's Over, LDAR, Looksmatching, Looksmaxxing, MGTOW, NEET, Normie; Blue Pill, Red Pill; Black Pill, Rope, Stacy
W-why don't we have semicolons any more?
;_; What the heck are you talking about ;;;;;
>Looksmaxxing
This is such a sad term to me. Way to turn self-improvement into weird bullshit
Ramadan cheat code: be OMAD dieter to begin with
OM and 5-6 cups of coffee
The city design spergs are so naive. They have never had to live in a fully planned city like Milton Keynes. It's terrible
Is that like the British version of Reston?
Fuck Reston
Happy 10th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death to all who celebrate
PBBPPBPTHP
BTHPPTPH
John Maynard Friedman
the 1450s are going to get that little island killed
Hat trick!
M-m-m-m monster kill
I have made some bad posts in my time, it's true.
Not as bad as mine!
Macron posting highlight packages of a state visit
Spent all day yesterday in the workshop slinging tires around, and now my back hurts.
>>34
IS THAT A FUCKING TOUHOU REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? LMAO CIRNO BAKA ⑨ IS THE STRONGEST!!?!!?!?!?‼️‼️ LOL EPIC YOKI GENOCIDE11!!!1 REIMU IS POOR PLS LAUGH NOW!BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨!! KAGUYA IS A NEET KAGUYA IS A NEET KAGUYA IS A NEET KAGUYA IS A NEET FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ AVERAGE DAY IN GENSOKYO: I GET UP AND MAKE BRAKFATS BUT THE YOKI MAKE INCIDENT SO I KILL EHER THEN WE BECOME FRIENS AND HAVE GAY SEXXXX‼️‼️‼️‼️🖕😡😡😡🖕🖕🖕‼️😭😭😭
Sex toko
Classic metal and hard rock songs as performed by an elderly Asian man at the karaoke club with a thick accent
>>54
LOL XDXDXDXDXD
I JUST LITERALLY
PEED
MY
PANTS
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT
whatr the HELL
WHATA FUCK MAN xD
i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMGOSH
DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
THIS IS A SHIT
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
A BIG ONE
XDDDDDDDD
A GRAT ONE
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>>63
THANK U1111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!1!!!! HAVE MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!!11!1!!!!1
brb gensokyo
>>60
"toko" means "store" in Indonesian.
Are you the Indonesian Gikopoi user?
Trolling Muslim Danbooru users by uploading illustrations of delicious food en masse during Ramadan
If Jack Kent Cooke, neither can you!
I think privacy-oriented services will never be mainstream because of the guy fawkes mask cringe
we can play interactive intercourse games on the net together
I'm looking for a bento box, it is pinku. It has to be of one kotoba with a handoru on top. Well, it's more like a soup thermos and the kotoba has its own handoru and slides right out. It can't be top-heavy. Mom bought it in 1992 and we haven't found a similar enough one ever since, so for now we're just praying it never breaks.
>>73 is it made in japan. and not in china or corea or whatever?
>>74 Hard to say. We were living there at the time. Somehow there isn't a single trace of BRAND or whatever on it, yet she maintained the useless sticker she can't read that says 蓋の開け方
meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor sand logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor meat logic processor
flesh computer
meat forest, booze lake
silk forest, 10k elephants
Bollywood coomers
Chocolate rain
Lately, I've been getting into goodposting (making posts that are good).
I'm not really into the sexing thing.
I love sex and having it too!
I am disgusted by sex and have no intention of doing it.
Who would have thought that getting touched by strangers feels weird!
I'm FUCKED!
I hate /jp/ spinoffs so fucking much.
give em 5 years, they seem to be bleeding users faster than regular imageboards
you cant run away forever
does anyone else think its weird Singapore has almost no presence on the English speaking web
i think it's like germans, where they either stick to themselves or blend in to the point that you can't tell
My favorite /jp/ spinoff is The Elitist Superstructure of DQN
City-state with seven digit population only half of which speaks English at home doesn't have noticeable Internet presence, nah man what's weird is that I've talked with more than one of them.
The universities are apparently good
>>85
Getting touched and touching strangers (dick to dick) feels pretty good.
Thinking of going to Aus for sex tourism
check em
very bold of john lennon to sing "war is over" when there are at least seven going on right now
"nothing of value was lost" adds nothing to a discussion!
soy teehee
>>101
the chorus follows with "if you want it" in the second verse, meaning that it is not so, but it might be so if you set to mind to it. john lennon is no dummy, the vietnam war was very much still going on at that point. if you ask me, it's a very good song for a rump that was meant to replace white christmas, an unbearable fucking jingle that sounds every year.
I wonder if anyone has truly had and taken the opportunity to sage in very field, seeing as announcing your captcha works on the honor system.
"In hindsight, inviting the entire Internet to hotlink images purely at your expense might not be a sustainable business model."
>>106
We lose money on every jpg, but we'll make up for it in volume!
DQNs, when will you learn that these half-baked tech startup ideas were meant to capture VC funding
I feel like anime girls don't have 口癖 like they used to. Maybe I'm just not watching the right shows though.
Don't you DARE get a boner! If you get a boner... I'll KILL you!
N-word sex
s-word
>>106
We'll do market capture on a vague concept that can easily and cheaply be done elsewhere! Give me VC funds and cocaine now!
An untold truth about silicon valley is that, until very very recently, most startup business plans ended with "get acquired by google and retire to the the bahamas".
Move aside Deep-Q Learning, here comes Vivid Interpretative Processing!
Harddisk-Driveinson
Actually life is that bad, maybe even worse.
>>119
You can skip showering for 3-4 days if you don't plan on being around people.
2023年的中国冰激凌骚乱
MX GNU/Linux is the new distro people feel the need to tell you they use
want gf who only stays at home and cleans and cooks food
MX linux more like Mexican linux lol
afurechau moe moe kyun
its all about the heeheehoohoohaahaa
Oops! All Masking
It's called: "tape delay" (DUB)
Fucking hate it when a show's intro is a short clip show. Especially when they'd do it to anime dubs that had an OP, "better take out the only 24fps part of this show hurrrrrr".
do you ever think about how in the eastern roman empire, the han empire, and several other historical polities there were people whose job it was to chop dudes' dicks and balls off
>>134
Bringing that back is what they want when they talk about "trans rights"
i was hard of smelling
>>135
Eunuchs are the only thingissing from America's empire. The whole trans thing is an op by the American empire to make having eunuchs palatable to the general population.
CUMMED PANTS HARDSTYLE MIX. VOL 7
your own or someone elses?
I love living in 1993, the best years in gaming are yet to come! Sure hope I get to play some of those instead of living an incredibly deprived childhood and an incredibly bitter and depressed teens through twenties because my parents are both Cluster B kinda people.
Perhaps even one ride-or-die homie was too much to ask for.
Just try again in a couple of weeks.
If there's one thing to be learned from BLM, Covid, the Russia-Ukraine war and the AI bonanza, it's that most people in the 'developed' world do deserve to fucking die.
Residents of Riddel Hall
>Victory ship hull
>Named USS Liberty
What were they thinking?
That's it? That's the reason everyone's going nuts about AI? That's just slightly better results on decade-old technologies! TURING BETRAYED US!
maybe i do have some bird thoughts
It will never not be funny to me that people still think destroying bibles, flags and hailing Satan is still shocking, like it's the 90s.
this soda's more lemony than mountain dew, sweeter too
>>151
I dunno, explaining that hyenas are in fact, felines shocks most people
Lovely lady lunks
Funky Monkey Babys are practitioners of MONKEY MAJIK
MUNKY CHEEZ
Cringe is dead. Cringe remains dead. And we have killed him.
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Fill it with titties, and make it obscene
Woke up scared.
Konata struggling to sing "Monkey Magic"
i'm like nietzsche but i'm beyond based and cringe
Mechanical Animals is legitimately a great album.
my mom is cooler than your mom
actually my mom is probably cooler than you too
Let's fucking !
any radical ideology is just rationalized shitposting
KDE can make your dreams come true.
Cannot accept it.
Unfortunately that's all there is, it's either this or nothing.
This post is about you.
>>175
It sucked when Trent Reznor did it and it sucks now, too.
"better pick an internet fight with people from a shithole country, surely they wouldn't have 1000 buddies with literally nothing better to do"
I have become an hero destroyer of LOLz
I bet you think this post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?
gorbachev, tear down this pussy
feels good to be back on textboards
boomer dad checked out of current music when he was deployed to a bunch of terrible places starting in 1978 or thereabouts and didn't return to stable record stores until grunge was a thing, so it just throws me off when he doesn't know nearly anything from an entire era of ungabunga rock that's more up his alley than anything that came out since returning to places with stable record stores.
probably shoulda revised that, fuck stream of consciousness sometimes
Do you think china goes on and on and on about electric vehicles to distract from the coal burning
Nothing like actually tasting the grapes and finding out that they are, in fact, sour.
...but maybe you can still use them for wine?
This cider tastes like shit!
Works on my machine!
>>184
I am dreading the day when some old fogey in the Party realizes that the Chinese Internet's meme game is unstoppable and they should stop trying to top-down their soft power.
The upcoming imgur mass deletion is filling me with deep dread.
"Some free time, maybe I should work on my gaming backlog."
(look through 600+ games on Steam alone acquired over many years)
"I don't have time for that."
>>190
for me its more of
"i dont know what to play" but i have over 200 games. i hate it
ten thousand, eight hundred and forty-nine days is 15,622,560 minutes and one minute is a long time........
this time... it's doopee time.
Sad forever.
Psytrance and breakcore (incl. DQN music) are fun to listen to on the computer but make for very bad driving music.
Listening to Jesus Phase at 100MPH
One time I was driving uphill and the song said DO YOU FEEL UPHILL? and was like HAHAHAHA YESSSS YES I DO!!!
Jesus is nice but I don't feel like meeting him yet.
starving myself to hopefully fit into my NEET uniform again (mom's old tracksuit)
Yuen Ren Chao's General Chinese is the ideal system for importing the wealth of Sinitic literature, idiom, and vocabulary en masse into the West without privileging any one country that already has them baked in.
Unfortunately, it's not fucking practical for everyone on both sides of the gap to learn a new system. And there's not much interest to bridge it in the first place; I think it'd require a weird push from one of the Asian governments which would of course prefer their own standardized readings.
But it'd make things easier for me as a 和英 translator if I could CTRL+V "dhah kih vaan djaeng" for 大器晩成 and my audience would immediately understand that it's a 四字熟語 and that because it's in Roman alphabet it'd be easy to look up if one wished to know its meaning and that every extant phonetic reading of the Tao is some weird future language compared to Classical Chinese so there is literally nothing wrong with having an English pronunciation of it.
"It's called Rex Giuan Dhaw! Bow to your sien sraeng."
1) Some ass-clown at Initech doesn't file proper TPS reports in the late 90s.
2) ???
3) HAL 9000 attempts to off the crew of the Discovery One in 2001.
"gigachad NPC versus doomer soyboy" aptly describes about 90% of classic russian literature
Winged it harder than I've ever winged it before, and it somehow worked out fine!
Ended up choosing Going Under, fairly solid casual roguelite with a mild but focused satire on the tech industry. Main thing stopping it from being as easy as it believes itself to be it is is that the targeting system lacks finesse.
That didn't take long, so I started a campaign of Pathfinder: Kingmaker and it is just nuts that I'm getting anywhere even though there's an overwhelming number of things I don't have figured out (typical for a CRPG, especially one based on tabletop rules). Despite that every key fight and dungeon has been a struggle, I'm scraping through them somehow and that's probably a good sign balance-wise. CC (like Daze, Web, and Grease) is king for sure at these lower levels, that much is clear at least.
my captcha is chice. what does that mean.
Fluke - Absurd is peak instance of a song that sounds cool until you lookup the lyrics
Old landfill hiring miko to exorcise the mother of all tsukumogami
>>201
It's not ideal but the last 5 years or so has seen translations massively improve for important Chinese works to the point of the Tao Te Ching having translations acceptable for use in academia, so changing might not be necessary if the trend continues.
Also, with people reading less and the CCP getting stricter on content regarding the west I dont know how financially worthwhile translating things into Chinese would be these days
Let's be friends.
kneading flabby fatchouli knockers
vc: sow
>>208 My mum bought that single when it came out, but we weren't allowed to listen to it cos of the naughty words
I wish I were Konata-chan's computer
Submitting a complaint about too much beer in the fridge in order to invite the maintenance guy to hang out
It shouldn't be this exhausting! What the hell is going on!
Just learned that our feet are about the same length as our forearms and it's blowing my mind
CUNT
Whaaaat's up guys, NiggerNerd69 here. Today we're going to talk about the Top 10 Craziest Niggers.
>>218 really long dicks are longer than petite women's forearms
Why did I find out from Twitter and not from this board that they're making an anime adaptation of Kuso Miso Technique?
You've all betrayed me.
>>223
I knew you would buy the BDs. I was protecting you from yourself
>>223
Sounds more like you've betrayed us by setting foot on tw*tter...
>>225
What other website would you recommend for finding zero-day anime porno? Pixiv is too bloated with AI art and other garbage.
Do you trust Goodreads scores?
Does Twooter still destroy image quality
where do dqns hang out besides /dqn/ ?
i visit other websites but to be honest I kinda hate everything:
but everything is trash...
