[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#47]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#47] (999)

1 Name: (´<_｀　) : 1993-09-10806 11:22 [No]

901 Name: nerv!a3LMU3qR26 : 1993-09-11060 23:36 [No]

its really hot to fuck a twink fag woman if youre a fat hairy ugly lad

902 Name: nerv!a3LMU3qR26 : 1993-09-11060 23:37 [No]

>>900 what would you introduce to the textboard world, i'm curious.

903 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11061 10:35 [No]

I don't see why you should have to be ugly to have really hot fuck with twink fag woman

904 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11061 13:21 [No]

>>901
are you the twink fag woman or the hairy ugly lad in this equation?

905 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11061 19:10 [No]

>>904 fat hairy lad ("bear") ofc

906 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11061 21:43 [No]

It's a mighty sweaty feel when you're short the parabolic move and they keep asking Powell "When is rate cuts? Is rate cuts now? CAN WE PWEEEASE HAVE RATE CUTS 45 MINUTES AGO?"

Fortunately, JPOW was in no mood to say something unexpected just so some dweeb can have a juicy article nobody reads.

907 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11062 09:46 [No]

Papers Please has become a Rorschach for authoritarian ideologues

908 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 13:32 [No]

Using the Jolly Roger to represent English with a flag as a based/cringe rorschach test.

909 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 18:29 [No]

Death to all those who work in middle management.

910 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 18:30 [No]

Happy Birthday Terry Davis!
Terry was born on December 15th, 1969. He would've turned 54 today.

911 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 21:07 [No]

are sunglasses made of plastic called sunplastics

912 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11063 21:46 [No]

"My God! It's full of banana cream pies!"

913 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11064 05:17 [No]

>>910
You know something weird? I was looking at the TempleOS source code yesterday even though I completely forgot. And no, I hadn't seen anything about him recently before that. I guess it's just God talking.

914 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11064 13:08 [No]

>>909
Utterly flabbergasted that people decided to turn This Is What Middle Managers Actually (don't) Believe into one of the major religions of the world

915 Name: vc: goytness : 1993-09-11064 13:37 [No]

Man, on days like these I miss Hu Jintao

916 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11064 15:08 [No]

Hu Jintao got purged RIP he’ll be in communist heaven soon

917 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11064 17:23 [No]

>>910 feel like pure shit just want him back

918 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11064 19:09 [No]

There should be a Korn parody band called Kornshell that does UNIX themed covers.

919 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11065 00:44 [No]

It’s tummy time

920 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11065 05:46 [No]

How many times can people watch a fake ass be fucked from behind

921 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11066 14:07 [No]

I think I've got a few more watching a fake ass be fucked from behind in me.

922 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11066 14:43 [No]

A fake-ass bee.

923 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11067 14:59 [No]

A bear every yair

924 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11067 18:11 [No]

The internet is my fidget spinner.

925 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11067 21:25 [No]

The eternal guessing game of "shitpost or actual Buddhism?"

926 Name: ゼリーさん !p9m3de0ojQ : 1993-09-11068 01:43 [No]

How to make ~~changes~~ pancakes

927 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11068 14:10 [No]

>>926
Hello, Parker

928 Name: "womeive" : 1993-09-11069 17:01 [No]

There is a lot made about the lack of diversity in information technology, but don't you think the amount of transpeople and desis in that field makes it up for as they're rarely seen in the numbers they have there in any other industry?

929 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11072 05:41 [No]

oh she burped and she farted and she shit all over the floor
and the wind from her ass blew the knob off the door

930 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11073 12:00 [No]

Santa doesn't cry. He sweats through the corners of his eyes.

931 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11073 21:30 [No]

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　　　c/・・｀っ　｛,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,}　　_|__〈ﾊ〉__|_
　　　 (''● ''' )　　（＾ω＾　）　 |///| |///|
　　 O┬Oノ )∽[￣てノ￣]∽[￣￣￣￣]
　　 ◎┴し'◎ 　◎──‐◎　◎───◎ ＝3　＝3

932 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11073 21:42 [No]

Am I alone? Is this Christmas? Has any of this been the usual? Should I order today's special?

933 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11074 12:06 [No]

I-I... I didn't get any presents??? why? (╥﹏╥)

934 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11074 17:18 [No]

Just finished The Dark Forest... feeling some real dread for the future of mankind right now. I suppose it doesn't change anything for me immediately, but man everyone who lives after me is fucked

935 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11074 18:04 [No]

It is the mark of an educated mind to anticipate when the editors of the Wikipedia article didn't actually comprehend their cited sources.

936 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11074 19:47 [No]

the uncontrollable urge to stab people who begin a statement with "yeah nah"

937 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11075 05:12 [No]

>>934
(ﾉ_ヽ) If humanity survives to that point.

938 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11075 19:05 [No]

aging furries who can afford a cheap monthly bill as a pillar of keeping the old school Internet online is going to fuck up the history books so bad

939 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 06:45 [No]

>>938
Japanese corporations are also curiously dedicated to keeping up very old web pages for products no longer being sold or aired online.

940 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11077 08:20 [No]

Wikipedia desperately needs a 'women in red' type campaign for all types of religious academics, especially on less popular religions where it is obvious a lot of the information came from laypeople

941 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11078 23:55 [No]

the aural vampire - dj technorch - paraoka trifecta

942 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11079 21:01 [No]

Surprisingly few Soviet Santa images on the Ded Moroz page--there should be more, considering there are lots out there in the public domain.
Also, if Santa not real, then why flying next to Soviet spacecraft all the time? Checkmate, Arianists.

943 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11080 04:34 [No]

Happy 1993 everyone!
Buckle up, because the next 30 years are going to be real shitty!

944 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11080 15:06 [No]

Now THAT'S what DQN is all about! (Gesturing at nothing in particular)

945 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11081 05:45 [No]

Not sure what convinced so many people that unreal blue skin is a kink, but I'm afflicted with this condition as well and it might be the least explainable one I got.

946 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11081 13:31 [No]

Reverse version of It's a Wonderful Life: a newlywed couple are about to start trying to conceive for a baby. An angel appears to the wife and shows her what unspeakable horrors her children will have to live through, culminating in her killing her husband and herself to prevent it.

947 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11082 04:31 [No]

I caved and ended up buying eighty bucks worth of used books when I still haven't finished half of what I bought last time.
Its over, I wish I could read from scanned PDFs without wanting to gouge my eyes out and just get rid of all my physical copies and have no urge to buy more.

948 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11082 13:43 [No]

Ian Terence Botham, Baron Botham, OBE (born 24 November 1955) is an English cricket commentator, member of the House of Lords, a former cricketer who has been chairman of Durham County Cricket Club since 2017 and charity fundraiser. Hailed as one of the greatest all-rounders in the history of the game,[2] Botham represented England in both Test and One-Day International cricket.

He played most of his first-class cricket for Somerset, at other times competing for Worcestershire, Durham and Queensland. He was an aggressive right-handed batsman and, as a right-arm fast-medium bowler, was noted for his swing bowling. He generally fielded close to the wicket, predominantly in the slips. In Test cricket, Botham scored 14 centuries with a highest score of 208, and from 1986 to 1988 held the world record for the most Test wickets until overtaken by fellow all-rounder Sir Richard Hadlee. He took five wickets in an innings 27 times, and 10 wickets in a match four times. In 1980, he became the second player in Test history to complete the "match double" of scoring 100 runs and taking 10 wickets in the same match. On the occasion of England's 1000th Test in August 2018, he was named in the country's greatest Test XI by the ECB.[3]

Botham has at times been involved in controversies, including a highly publicised court case involving rival all-rounder Imran Khan and an ongoing dispute with the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB).

949 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11082 14:18 [No]

>>947
Do you not find unlit e-ink readers tolerable?

950 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11082 20:22 [No]

>>947
Consider also a cheap (used) tablet so you can scribble on the margins guilt free and stuff.
The dead tree experience is still superior but let's face it, some books don't deserve the pulp sacrifice. I'VE HEARD THE SCREAMS OF THE VEGETABLES

951 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11083 11:23 [No]

Inconceivable!

952 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11084 11:16 [No]

That's it? That's what an air fryer is? That was just a tiny convection oven! rrrrrrr Emeril betrayed us!

953 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11087 15:49 [No]

Pleased to announce that I do NOT have the cilantro gene & therefore will NOT be killing myself anytime soon.

954 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11087 18:45 [No]

Nothing announced at a big szs event? Wtf? Not even a gacha?

955 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11088 00:39 [No]

They call 'em loan words, but they never give 'em back!

956 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11088 12:44 [No]

dubstep

957 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11088 19:50 [No]

A lot has been made over the popularization and promotion of secularized Asian religious practices as "self-care" because of the popularity and material efficacy of meditation, but I think pushing a secularized TCM is a step too far.

If you do not believe in Qi and meridians, there is no reason to try it, especially as a lot of self-care manuals recommend acupuncture for some reason. I am curious if there is some sort of racket (e.g. the people publishing these articles and books are invested in TCM and meditation instructors) going on here.

958 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11089 10:55 [No]

10% of why my programming career ended: git just rolls off my brain like water off a duck's back.

Pulling TAOCP off the shelf for a tape memory allocation puzzle with no direct applicability to anything this century other than maybe some cache line bullshit? I was your guy for that.

git commit? Oh I guarantee you I will fuck a shit up, every time.

959 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11089 12:47 [No]

>>958
Oh thank god, it's not just me.

960 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11089 15:02 [No]

>>958,959
It's understandably impossible to have a programming career without knowing git, or other VCSes. Even in darker times there was CVS, or Perforce, or SourceSafe, or RCS, or some bullshit like that.

961 Name: vc: quo : 1993-09-11089 16:18 [No]

the david icke reptilian theory sounds like a metaphor for capitalism ngl

962 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11089 17:36 [No]

I'm straight and my dick is normal-sized.

963 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11089 18:32 [No]

bullshit

964 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11090 22:12 [No]

VIPER - y'all cowards don't even commit murder

965 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11091 01:16 [No]

keeping a VIP (hostage) gf (male) in your basement

966 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11091 13:05 [No]

>>952 I nearly got one, because it would save me time and electricity over my big oven, but not being able to fit a pizza in it was a dealbreaker

967 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11091 16:20 [No]

I've got one. Do you say "doldrums" or "doldra"?

968 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 01:21 [No]

>>962 I AM POOR AND MY CAT IS HUGE

969 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11093 14:39 [No]

I miss when people still used the word moé.

970 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11094 08:30 [No]

the thanos beatbox guy bankruptcy situation is blessed, cursed, based, and cringe all at the same time, it is not often that i can commend looking up a drama like that

971 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11096 11:49 [No]

there was a video that needed to age, so I decided to watch it again in 2024, and now I can't

972 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11097 13:39 [No]

I thought my folks didn't have quite the right equipment for gong fu brewing and this oolong would go to waste.

Turns out we have it and the tea just kind of sucks.

973 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11097 18:48 [No]

When the ferret fell in the girl's drink, my first thought was “PISS CHRIST!! PISS CHRIST!!”

974 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11097 23:16 [No]

It's under 9000!!!

975 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11097 23:28 [No]

I'm no longer gay and my dick is no longer

976 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11098 04:37 [No]

I strongly advocate for all sorts of criminal activity solely because I think it is invariably funny.

977 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11098 12:09 [No]

It's bloody freezing.

978 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11099 18:03 [No]

I am deeply surprised that MX Linux has nothing to do with the country of Mexico

979 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11099 21:24 [No]

it's funny still seeing all the permutations of "i'm gay and my dick is small" being posted here years later after my twitter mutual with like 70 followers randomly sent it to me in a dm and i thought it was funny enough to post in the comments thread

980 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11099 22:04 [No]

>>979
It's a very evocative phrase, and one many of us can relate to.

981 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11099 22:13 [No]

It's got a certain rhythm to it, very much like 七五調

982 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11102 10:21 [No]

FeMaleAssignedAtBirth

983 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11102 20:03 [No]

Being Albanian is like being given a gift from God.

An advanced super race, with their own language, customs, culture, traditions and a rich history. A people who stand strong in the face of imperialism and West-European stupidity. Strong economy, strong army, strong nation, the proud Shqipëtar stands armed and ready to defend his pure nation from the wraths of sub-human, Bosnians, Serbs, Croatians, and other sub-human, animalistic, Slavic, animals. Oh how I thank God that I was born a handsome, tall, perfect Albanian warrior.

With dual histories, one from the great Ottoman warriors, discoverers, inventors, and intellectuals and another from the grandeur of the Albanian masters of Eastern-Europe I can proudly stand tall and say I am proud to be Albanian, and I will love my land until the very last day.

Long live Albania.

984 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11103 10:14 [No]

That's nice, but please watch out for hobos.

985 Name: vc:soupish : 1993-09-11104 09:01 [No]

Posting on DQN before I go to bed.

986 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11105 02:15 [No]

Lotsa "people" on the Internet insist they know what good/bad writing is, but they really don't.

987 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11108 00:41 [No]

>>985
Thank you for all your hard work.

988 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11108 22:33 [No]

Hang myself in the neighbour's garden, when he comes back that's a nice surprise
Let the darkness take your soul
Listen, child, just close your eyes

989 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11109 09:38 [No]

It's fun to say words wrong

990 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11109 18:16 [No]

>>989
No it's nawt

991 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11110 02:17 [No]

You cannot convince me Gordon Liddy was a real guy who actually existed, that biography is clearly fictional.

992 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11110 15:44 [No]

overt racism is low status now, sure no one wants to live in east st louis and we all lock our car doors when we turn onto martin luther king boulevard but you can't just call them that anymore

993 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11110 20:41 [No]

I refuse to install corean fonts on principal so the default name here now has squares with the codepoint hex in it.

994 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11110 23:43 [No]

>>993
Why not under the principal, or over the principal? What if he wants those fonts? Why deny him his writeful letters?

995 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 00:22 [No]

I can’t wait for the WW2 sequel

996 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 00:58 [No]

WW2 2

997 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 01:01 [No]

i'm a male lesbian, not in the meme way but in the i like cuddling and kissing and eating box more than actual penetrative sex way

998 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 01:02 [No]

i'm straight and my dick is huge btw

999 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 01:07 [No]

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