[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#48]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#48] (999)

1 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 13:35 [No]

Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!

784 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11368 06:05 [No]

>delete pizza
>sixfigs comes back

I'm quoting >>784 btw!!

785 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11368 14:22 [No]

You wouldn't download a pizza.

786 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11368 15:08 [No]

Some locales make buildings look immediately dilapidated the moment they're built, even after controlling for climate or poverty.

787 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 01:10 [No]

but doctor, I am richard stallman

788 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 08:59 [No]

lobotomy onegai shimasu

789 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 11:54 [No]

Donkey Kong Eyewitness

790 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 17:56 [No]

Thinking about how the reason semi truck drivers had the stereotype of being big strong burly guys is because they didn't used to have power steering or automatic transmission so driving one of them was basically like doing seated bicep curls all day

791 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 18:11 [No]

I am tired of fat women pretending as if not being fat is somehow unrealistic or biologically impossible.
God I wish it were legal to kill fat people on sight.

792 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11369 19:07 [No]

go be fat somewhere else

793 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 11:02 [No]

I'm glad people seem to have stopped using the -maxxing suffix at last.

794 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 11:56 [No]

>>791 I think you need to get out more

795 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 12:08 [No]

So anyway gotta get back to surfmaxxing laterz

796 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 12:10 [No]

can we still use the -fag suffix though?

797 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 12:15 [No]

yeah you can still go fagmaxxing

798 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 12:27 [No]

MAX FAGTOR

799 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 13:38 [No]

tens must hang

800 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 14:22 [No]

FAG ASSFUCK EXTREME

801 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 20:19 [No]

Snus

802 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 20:23 [No]

Why do I do it?

803 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 22:01 [No]

>>794
I stopped getting out so that I would not need to look at repulsive fat people such as yourself.

804 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 22:20 [No]

got medical'd yay

805 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 22:50 [No]

Jabba the Hutt's revenge

806 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11370 23:47 [No]

Quick opinion sample: Is DQN pro- or anti-eunuch?

807 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 00:33 [No]

>>803 I'm very skinny. You needed to insult me, but it was wide of the mark. I'm just enjoying the picture you're painting. I wonder if you were once spurned by a fat chick you adored. I can dig it. But don't your sores fester like that!

808 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 01:32 [No]

>>806
Make sure if you have a Chief Eunuch that he is set to auto-destruct after 10 years or you will face a revolt at the hands of your top guy.

809 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 01:37 [No]

>>807
Am I not allowed to hate a group of ugly, smelly, disgusting people without being accused of secretly being into them? It simply happens that I live somewhere with an unfortunate quantity of the obese and I am tired of their fat behaviors.

810 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 01:42 [No]

>>806
pro

811 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 09:25 [No]

>>809 It's a silly thing to spend your time and effort talking about. It stood out because I chuckled at the previous posts complaining about fatties, and the more you talk about it the more it seems like you have some kind of complex, like they've played an oddly-large part in your life, or you had some chubbo-related traumatic experience or something. Idk, I'm entertained wondering about it, but to return to my original point, anyone who “hates a group” and spends their free time whinging about them has something missing in their life.

812 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 09:33 [No]

>>811
You seem to be conflating me with a different poster on here, that first post you replied to was my first fatty-complaining post on here in years.

813 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 09:39 [No]

>>809 Hate the sin, love the sinner?

814 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 09:47 [No]

methinks the lady doth protest too much

815 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 09:54 [No]

unfortunately, food is good

816 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 11:22 [No]

>>806
I'm pro-eunuch but anti-castrato.

817 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 12:10 [No]

>>812 I remember the other ones

818 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 13:59 [No]

>>813 Hate the sinner, love the sin.

819 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 15:21 [No]

maiden rape assault: violent semen inferngo to the polls

820 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 18:48 [No]

>>811
I usually agree but fat people cause people who work in medicine and emergency response a lot of trouble and they often are snotty about it, it makes sense people would complain about them especially since they've politicized their fatness.
Also, you failed to note your use of oddly-large when talking about fat people lol, I don't know if you did on that purpose

821 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11371 21:11 [No]

fucking Cloudfail

822 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 00:08 [No]

Channel Awesome was not actually awesome

823 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 03:21 [No]

I still haven't figured out what I even want my art style to look like. That's about 20 years of practice I've successfully procrastinated on....

824 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 10:21 [No]

>>820

>fat people cause people who work in medicine and emergency response a lot of trouble and they often are snotty about it

That seems like the kind of generalisation based on an odd experience I was talking about that would seed a shallow prejudice. Or maybe it's an American thing?

>they've politicized their fatness.

What do you mean by that?

>you failed to note your use of oddly-large

I failed nothing. Are you suggesting any kind of wordplay needs to be pointed out to everyone in case they missed it? Okay everyone, that was a play on words wink wink

825 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 11:22 [No]

Political fatness?

826 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 15:28 [No]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current BMI [Bodies][Measuring][Personal][#1]

827 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 17:46 [No]

BMI / 1RM / bodyfat% is nothing, preferred milk type is where it's really at

828 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 17:47 [No]

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Prozent Körperfett

829 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 23:50 [No]

I'm looking for a monospaced font, it has to have CJK support and it should render kanji (that's Japanese for hanzi) and other fullwidth characters using two kotoba (that's japanese for 2 spaces). And has to be really kawaii (cute).

830 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 00:01 [No]

I think it's possible to be aesthetic and fat but only if you lift

831 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 00:10 [No]

See: Julius Maddox, Eddie Hall, half the powerlifter regulars at any random gym in the midwest
all objectively fat, but the type of fat that looks like it crushes boulders, not the type that looks like it sits in a gamer chair all day
a little bit of a gut, but with enough muscle that your chest and shoulders are still bigger around than your belly is basically peak male aesthetics and performance, but I'm also gay as fuck and into bara so take that as you will

vc: tuff

832 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 00:11 [No]

Condom coated with tiger balm (both sides)

833 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 01:06 [No]

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

834 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 01:16 [No]

would!

835 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 13:21 [No]

Fuck my life.

836 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 18:04 [No]

Dilbert, except the PHB has been replaced with Heihachi Mishima

837 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11373 18:13 [No]

Dilbert, except written by Scott Adams (of microcomputer adventure game fame), instead of Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame).

838 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11374 12:09 [No]

I choose to forgive myself for my ignorance.

839 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11374 15:51 [No]

I wonder if Donny Two Scoops fixed the ice cream machine.

840 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11374 15:51 [No]

Finally my astigmatism is cured!
But no progress on all the other 'tisms....

841 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11374 16:15 [No]

Is there a "western gamelan listener" phenotype? Is it me?

842 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11374 17:33 [No]

dill dough

843 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11374 18:13 [No]

butterfly effect:
barely notable gacha game does a steins;gate collab and suddenly everyone is posting kurisu and dr pepper everywhere

844 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-11374 21:04 [No]

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You can opt out until Oct. 1 by clicking here.

845 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11374 21:47 [No]

I think this will work... but if it durn't, then we learnt.

846 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 00:17 [No]

zoinks Scoob

847 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 00:35 [No]

Remote Control Button of Summon Godzilla

848 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 08:45 [No]

I will never recover from anything that has ever happened to me.

849 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 13:52 [No]

People diss British cuisine but what other has such wonders as "pork faggots" or "spotted dick"?

850 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 14:22 [No]

British cuisine really does have its strong points (especially if you like butter, savory flavors, certain textures), but aesthetics ain't one of them.
Consider the jellied eel. On paper, it should be a big hit in China, but it looks so ass they don't go for it. Oh you want something that's supposed to be pretty? Try the fucking "stargazy pie", it's got fish heads poking out.

851 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 17:56 [No]

バイト中爆睡する私まだ面白い

852 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 23:38 [No]

Heartbreaking: two people you stalk but don't interact with are having a big falling out over a seriously minor difference of opinion too subtle for anyone but you and them to understand

853 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 07:42 [No]

I was always more of a tits man than an ass man but lately I've finally started to see the appeal of the latter, especially when my wife bends over with tight jeans...

854 Name: Mr. Wikipedia Dick : 1993-09-11376 12:09 [No]

See https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/662 for the Stargazy Pie >>850 is talking about!

855 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 15:57 [No]

Mystic Towers' farting keyhole

856 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 18:27 [No]

I'm done being lectured on my nation's culinary history by Americans!
Because let me tell you, "jellied eels" and "stargazy pie" are oddities chiefly aimed at tourists! We don't fucking eat that! If you came here expecting fish head pie and cream of goat's arse soup, you'd be almost disappointed by how similar our cuisine is to yours!

857 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 19:30 [No]

women who "love cooking" actually usually love love having 100 billion different extremely specific niche-use kitchen gadgets from temu and then the dullest, shittiest knives you've ever used in your life

858 Name: ( ´_⊃｀) : 1993-09-11376 19:46 [No]

Bitch don't even get me started. Our own prized dishes like fried chicken and cornbread owe a great deal to the best of Elizabethan and Jacobean cookery, and for an American to put down British cooking is performative Anglophobia more than anything, and it almost exactly sounds like that way ornery Canadians who imagine themselves serious people like to pretend they're a strong, independent country that don't need no missile defense.
National cuisine is well judged by oddities as long as they're characteristic--possibly highly localized ones just like Orwell resorted to "In Defence of English Cooking"--and it's particularly fair game to put it in a positive light if the dish is excellent despite the misgivings of idiots, as is the case with the aforementioned seafood dishes, bangers and mash, fry-up, pease potage, or haggis.
Whether it is a typical meal there or how much the diet there is ever-increasingly just globoslop is only slightly relevant. Like it's good that lately y'all dropped the 900 years' inferiority complex to French cuisine now that all your aristocrats are self-extinguishing neolibs instead of human-pet-havers, but the "we have made kabob and curry ours" or "we can play at haute cuisine too" as seen on MSM op-eds or W*k*p*dia is objectively an L. You don't see Americans needing to culturally appropriate tamales and enchiladas, we just do it and call it Mexican food (when you're a star, the Mexicans just let you).
Furthermore, in an American supermarket, you probably will not find double cream, treacle, or most sweets that you can take for granted in Britain.

859 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 22:40 [No]

>>856
I notice no denial of pork faggots and spotted dick here.

860 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 01:53 [No]

pee nut butt er

861 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 09:36 [No]

Pow! Right in the orbicularis oris!

862 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 13:07 [No]

gongfu could feasibly be translated as "craft", as in "craft beer" or "craft brewed southern style iced sweet tea"

863 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 14:03 [No]

gung ho is 工合 and kung fu is 功夫 but 工 and 功 are in fact cognate and pronounced the same since ancient times

in chimerican this translates to Workers' Meritorious Jingoistic Ass-Kickin' Tea

864 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 14:05 [No]

>>859 I think those are quite old-fashioned dishes, I've seen tinned versions in shops before, but never seen them served in a restaurant or anything like that. I've never had them. They're basically just meatballs and sponge cake. But I did go to visit family in Scotland once and they gave me home-made “Leaky Cock Soup”, which was very nice!

865 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 17:38 [No]

Maybe being put in a Saw trap would actually fix me.

866 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 18:56 [No]

Contract Dong: Killer for Hire

867 Name: vc: nud : 1993-09-11377 21:28 [No]

> What is it about asia that gives them all those eyes?

Neanderthal DNA

> surely not the--

especially the Tibetan sand fox

868 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 23:21 [No]

the dutch should always consequently write ij as ÿ.
ÿiranaide, nagatoro-san.

869 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 00:36 [No]

snus abuse

870 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 01:09 [No]

Godzilla roaring but it's some dude going "grrr, raaargh" with his voice instead of the classic sound effect

871 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 01:16 [No]

"Altered Beast" is a funny title to me because, I don't know if it's a regional thing or if someone on the localization team just dropped the ball, but where I come from if you say an animal is "altered" it's a euphemism for "neutered".

872 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 12:22 [No]

Ernie vs. Arnie

873 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 13:48 [No]

Now everybody's pissing, don't piss on me!

874 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 16:53 [No]

Dwarven Berserker riding a Glyptodon

875 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 17:17 [No]

Farting while pooping and pooping while farting are not the same

876 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 18:45 [No]

The spirit is horny but the dick is weak

877 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 20:16 [No]

Swiss cheese model? I ASKED for cheddar!

878 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 22:48 [No]

Julius Caesar, but replaced changeling-style with a stereotypical modern Italian politician

879 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 01:18 [No]

ejaculation peanuts

880 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 05:59 [No]

The Picture of Dorian Gray except it's that Franz Stuck painting of Odin that Hitler was kind of obsessed with

881 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 14:49 [No]

6 year old teenagers...

882 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 16:05 [No]

jjj
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883 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 16:51 [No]

Strong contender for worst week of my life so far.

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