Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
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#29 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
#37 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/
#38 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610604190/
#39 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1614086960/
#40 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1617481384/
#41 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1621434255/
#42 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1626512956/
#43 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1631851352/
#44 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/
#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!
We could have lived in the timeline where Elon Musk funded Ongezellig. Instead he's escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.... SPACE!（有頂天
im driunjk
I I I, I envy the Congo woman!
Being Albanian is like being given a gift from God.
An advanced super race, with their own language, customs, culture, traditions and a rich history. A people who stand strong in the face of imperialism and West-European stupidity. Strong economy, strong army, strong nation, the proud Shqipëtar stands armed and ready to defend his pure nation from the wraths of sub-human, Bosnians, Serbs, Croatians, and other sub-human, animalistic, Slavic, animals. Oh how I thank God that I was born a handsome, tall, perfect Albanian warrior.
With dual histories, one from the great Ottoman warriors, discoverers, inventors, and intellectuals and another from the grandeur of the Albanian masters of Eastern-Europe I can proudly stand tall and say I am proud to be Albanian, and I will love my land until the very last day.
Long live Albania.
I like dogs, but I don't love them.
A flying boat that carries planes is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of.
I'm dating a catholic woman in her mid 20s who has never dated before. She's very shy. She's too nervous to hold hands but she also talks about me as the leader of our "domestic churches", which is what catholics call the family. It's a funny dynamic. I'm repulsed by sex though so it works out for me.
She needs her panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!! Way up her pussey and Way up her ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down her throat so it make her gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start she's being assaulted but it's made her cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before she passes out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside her! As she lays on her stomach the cum is coming out of all her holes, i'll turn her over and jack off all over her
>>96
Regardless of their biological sex, human beings have significantly more than 3 holes, so inserting a mere 3 penises will not cause cum to come out of "all of them"
>>96
do rape fetishists realize that this would very likely cause vomiting
Just had my last wisdom tooth removed, now I'm sitting in front of the computer and looking at funny images while spitting blood into a cup
>>96
Why is it always black penis
So played out at this point
crusader states, but calvinist
Our culture worships niggers
>>56,57
Think I found it, and misremembered the caption thanks to how long ago it was.
I probably saw it on macrochan or ED between 2008 and 2009, it was most recently re-reuploaded to ED in 2020 as LCterror.png. Tineye has one hit marked 2007 in the URL and given the one extra R it's most probably from peak LOLcats c. 2006 and not Engrish
Gonna work in Saudi Arabia to prove to my parents I can take it
she slendro on my pelog until i gamelan all over her
守株待兔 is a Legalist critique of traditionalists mistaking historical windfalls for eternal phenomena, but I can't help but think that Hanfeizi should have generalized more, since it's more likely for a new idea to turn out to be a good thing exactly one time.
Why do I keep smelling gasoline?
>>108
I don't know, but my parents have had both lawnmower and power generator leaks, which seems like a strangely irresponsible thing to keep allowing to happen (they are boomers and neglectful slobs)
"person-power"
I am enjoying the moment, even though it's raining outside.
>>109
My lawnmower is electric and I have no power generator.
I think the smell of months and months of my stale sweat and cum and garbage has somehow averaged together into an odor indistinguishable from gasoline.
Going so far down in the MAL popularity list that you start getting into the Chinese CGI and fire safety videos.
Huh, there are more panty shots in Annie than I remember from when I was a kid....
> Google: BEEP BOOP DID YOU MEAN ANIME
No, literally the 1982 film version, they do a lot of kicks and stuff during the numbers.
reagan years and pedophilia, name a better duo
my tooth has stopped hurting and now it just feels like someone hit me in the jaw a few days ago
Everyone shits on "Arch BTW" people but nobody ever talks about the "I use Mac BTW people" who are always like " I remember when I had time and I could invest tens of hours deep in that sort of nonsense." for a problem that takes 10 minutes to fix after searchign
Through odd turn of events I somehow have a windows machine, a linux machine, and a macbook. I'm not sure if this makes me the ultimate consumer or the ultimate anarchist.
Slander and defamation, she does NOT support Isr*el!
tboys are lame as hell, i am not associating with a bum who thinks dave strider from homestuck is unironically the coolest thing since sliced bread
>>121
There's like three of them compared to mtfs and two of them are fatasses that think wearing a fitted baseball cap makes them "pass"
Sometimes I see posts insulting pedophiles and get offended but then I remember I'm not a pedophile.
I was just having a crazy thought. Imagine I'm walking down the street, and there are two policemen walking towards me. Suddenly a crazy dude with two guns comes up behind them and shoots them right in the back of their heads, boom, they fall down dead. Is it illegal if I pissed on ONE of their dead faces? What about both of them? If so, which law does it break? Oh wait, public urination I guess, but what else?
What if this takes place in a public bathroom, and the policeman falls with his face in the urinal, so my urine tidily goes into the urinal down his dead face?
Obviously I would never do such a thing, I am just wondering about the law.
That is the most chuuni thing I've read on 4-ch in a while
Barney was right, in a sense.
Everyone is special in his or her own way... if by way we mean favorite flavor of self-destruction.
I'm gonna to be honest with you, I stand with Palestine not only because they're in the right, but because their cuisine is better and their dietary laws aren't too restricting.
Did you guys know kosher laws forbid Ashkenazis from mixing dairy products and meat together on any plate? so I guess that technically means Jews can never eat lasagna or pizza without removing cheese or meat. no wonder they are angry all the time.
>>124 How elaborate a scenario do I have to concoct before my actions no longer have consequences? I really want to do bad things and not be punished for them.
Officially I wouldn't recommend it, but I'm sure the Elitist Superstructure could pony up a lawyer or two for you should the situation arise...
>>128
you take the opposite side of Pascal's wager, basically.
true, it is easier said than done to conduct your evil business in such a way that the only way it can catch up to you is the case that there is an afterlife punishing it
but i assert that there are more people pulling it off than polite society is currently comfortable admitting.
Do young people in other languages talk like wiggers
you go from acting like a fatass to being a fatass
Is Eternal September really eternal?
>>130 That's great, but I would just like to know which law the lawyer would be defending me for breaking!
>>135
You did not specify where this took place. This could be a ticket to a couple years in jail to a lengthy prison stay depending on the jurisdiction
>>134
Technically it ended when AOL stopped providing access to Usenet in 2005.
>>136 Somewhere in Britain it looks like. I am not involved in his death, I am not connected to anyone who commits the murder, I am not a witness to the crime, I am only pissing on the police officer after it is already dead. From my own quick research, there doesn't seem to be anything specific about desecrating a corpse in UK law.
>>138
Not a lawyer, but as far as I can tell this would probably fall under "outraging public decency". It could possibly also be charged under "preventing the lawful and decent burial of a body" (the decent part). This is more of a stretch, but it could maybe be classed as a crime against property (vandalism) given the corpse presumably belongs to the police officer's next of kin?
In an English speaking country people who retaliate against you are unlikely to get charged, so you'd likely get beaten by a bystander to the natural commotion and shock of a shooting in the UK. If it is filmed you will likely be doxed and fired
>>137 The phenomenon isn't exclusive to AOL, they just happened to facilitate it with their discs at the time. The Internet as a whole continues to welcome new users but maybe the etiquette/traditions/expected understanding is different than then. Like for a lot of n00bs today "the internet" just means social media and apps. I have been reading about how the layperson today is less likely to know things like downloading files, opening zip archives, torrenting things, using a computer and not just tapping a phone. When people click obviously fake links and get a virus or take fake news seriously on social media, making the experience worse for their peers, that seems like part of the same thing.
You can still see it happen today with other web communities. A community with a culture and etiquette suddenly gets an influx of new users who don't know/respect that etiquette. With Usenet, the existing userbase got swamped with the new users, but sometimes in other places the new users get bored and leave. For example when Elon Musk took over twitter, a large number of users left for tumblr, but couldn't get their head around how it worked a bit different to twitter. They loudly decided tumblr was shit because they weren't spoonfed content and didn't know to follow people, and they were shunned and mocked by the tumblrati - but on the other hand, tumblr updated their layout to be more like twitter, to make it more familiar for the new twits, which alienated some of the regulars. You even see it here now and then, a new user arrives and stands out due to the way they post, and there is perhaps a bit of kickback from the regulars, and they eventually assimilate or leave, possibly with a little bit of drama. I quite like when that happens, it's a bit of fun. I think we will eternally get people who want to get involved in things but don't want to take the time to learn and fit in. I like it when more people get involved, just to be clear, I'm not one of these gatekeeping purists. It's all good fun.
virgin egyptologists vs. the chad CoC cosplayer couple
This soap claims to be 'oil-free' yet is bottled in a PLASTIC container. Checkmate, atheists.
The fact that game devs accept that TTP = 0 whereas AI devs do not even believe TTN is strictly inevitable shows you exactly how unserious they are about their craft, and they need to be stopped.
International Men's Day is memorial day/remembrance day, >>https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1691012867/128
retrosanae.jpg talking about eurobeat
I'm cumming with my buuuuuuuuuutttttttt!
If I don't lift this weight, I'm gay and my dick will be small.
Turns out real anecdotes about Bobby Kotick and shitposts based on the public's impression of him are equally true-sounding.
I will NEVER learn!
cps = circles per second
So, now that the dust has settled, is deftones a good band?
I cant tell if its cool, raw metalcore or incredibly self-pitying angst emo screaming after all these years
>>152 They have some good songs. Not "metalcore" though
The earliest posts on DQN were made closer to 01-09-1993 than they were to today.
There were (are?) threads here so old they're in the far-off future year of 2004.
>>153
Damn, finding out that alt rock with screaming isnt metalcore destroyed my entire worldview and lifestyle
All I know about Bobby Kotick is that /b/ webcomic about him as a fat kid.
Why does it take so long to sink in when it was someone you knew only online who died?
I'm dragging my feet on work because I hate feral autists.
Remember that if you quit, they win
The Russian-language internet is a very surreal place.
On the English internet, everyone types like a retard and their posts are retarded in content. Meanwhile on the Russian internet, everyone writes eloquently, with proper grammar and high vocabulary, whilst being in content far, far more retarded than anything the English internet could ever aspire to be.
At least "take this adorable creature" seems to cross most language barriers, meme-wise.
VTubers have made me appreciate female-centric tumblr culture
>>161
"Russian is a great and mighty language, the liberals tell us." –Vladimir Lenin (1914)
>>161
I just dont understand a lot of the things they find very funny
Does anybody love me?
For my upcoming midlife crisis, I'd like to go through the emo/goth phase I should have had, but had too much self-respect and not enough money.
LORD, I am only asking for the chance to prove that going to Akihabara won't give me weeb Paris Syndrome.
Mickey Mouse is a piece of fucking shit. He's not even worth stealing. Uploading Steamboat Willie to your channel is fucking cringe. You are not threatening disney, you are being a good boi. Copying shit your allowed to copy is embarassing. We blew him up and then forgot he was even a thing.
> So what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Avatar Korra?
We believe she existed and that she was a very talented bender. But she wasn't our Avatar.
>>170
Re-uploading Steamboat Willie doesn't even do shit. The point is that the copyright expiring means that people technically sell merchandise of him now.
...If you can get past the part where he outright commits animal abuse for five minutes.
welcome back to today's episode of digging more gunk out of my tooth hole
dude higher for longer lmao
merchandise of Pete tobacco and Minnie upskirt
Intuitive to whom?
And in this house Chef Boiardi is a hero! End of story!
replacing the safelamp with a smart LED bulb programmed to go white at the worst possible time
I've been very farty lately.
i was born too late for quaaludes but too early for robowaifus life is so unfair
society so embarrassed by Clippy and BonziBuddy model of onboarding tech illiterati that the entire world Apple-ified all the shit
>>182
Move to South Africa and you can get Quaaludes
Move to Japan and you can get robowaifus
>>182
the former is sour grapes, the latter is henceforth your sacred mission to accomplish within your lifetime
Denpa is good.
Far too often people assume someone online is trolling when they are actually a schizophrenic or senile or in some other way insane or mentally disabled.