[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (999)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 11:59 [No]

Sit down and think on it, friend.

101 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 20:55 [No]

Mildly amused by the phrase "growing smaller".

102 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 22:13 [No]

Probably won't do anything, but it's worth a shot at least? Just visit the boards directly for a few days.

103 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 22:14 [No]

"England and Portugal have an alliance going all the way back to the 14th century, now isn't that something!"
North Korea and Turkey: kek. qeqw, even.

104 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 23:01 [No]

topgök

105 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 02:48 [No]

Since Chinese fictional characters often ended up becoming actually worshipped gods irl, does this mean in 100 years there will be a temple to Reimu in Xi’an?

106 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 11:38 [No]

I think I've made a terrible mistake.

107 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 16:02 [No]

what's going on

108 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 19:57 [No]

it's actually pretty funny that a fricassee is basically what a lot of newbie cooks end up making accidentally while trying to make a chinese style stir fry, but on an electric stove in a western style skillet over medium heat

109 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 22:33 [No]

Speaking of newbie cooks, I can't believe I managed to pull off poached eggs on my first try.

110 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 18:08 [No]

in the not too distant future, there will be a treatment where they introduce microplastic-eating bacteria into YOUR BALLS, though I can't say whether this will have desirable effects

111 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 22:04 [No]

demons roots got an english translation that got super popular on steam and now i get to be the guy who's like "yeah well i played it in japanese before it was cool"

112 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 06:13 [No]

処女クリア可能(特典無し)

113 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 09:17 [No]

I don't give a FUCK!

114 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 13:28 [No]

Double suicide... for kids!™

115 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 14:04 [No]

a choppy black-and-white 🅱️ideo of somebody being stabbed in a parking lot
ON 3-D D ᴅ ᴅ

116 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 14:33 [No]

No static at all!

117 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 16:25 [No]

They don't make YOUR BALLS like they used to.

118 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 23:38 [No]

i really want a civic type R but reverse bodymodded to just look like an ordinary daily driver honda shitbox

119 Name: vc: chad : 1993-09-11411 23:57 [No]

>>118
as the owner of an ordinary 2013 civic in bad need of a paint job, your wish is correct

120 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 11:01 [No]

It's been a long time since I last got kicked in the 'nads.

121 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 14:34 [No]

so is the site hacked or is this just a ploy to make the spammers think it died

122 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 14:57 [No]

I'm so sad...

123 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 15:22 [No]

It's just on the off chance that it's actually feds doing the spamming. I've had the same image on the imageboard ban page for a while now, and while I don't have hard data it feels like the spam has decreased a little.

124 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 20:56 [No]

What they don't want you to know is that it is legal to kill all feds. You can just run them over with your car. You won't be punished.

125 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 20:57 [No]

What they don't want you to know is that it is legal to kill all feds. You can just run them over with your car. You won't be punished.

126 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 02:04 [No]

i think you could call the thing i'm feeling right now "horny" but i don't particularly want to have sex, i want a cute girl to hold against me and kiss her neck and lips and ears and run my fingers through her hair and listen to her heartbeat and inhale the smell of her sweat mixed with her perfume...

127 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 03:02 [No]

>>126
That’s just sad

128 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 08:53 [No]

>>126
I think that's called loneliness.

129 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 12:58 [No]

i'm a big fat butt

130 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 12:59 [No]

>>126
I'm not cute or a girl but I can give you a hug if you want

131 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 16:10 [No]

>>130
..... yeah ok

132 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 18:23 [No]

All Harpooners Are Bastards

133 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 22:43 [No]

Are most English speaking Vtubers drunk? They sure sound like it.

134 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11414 11:47 [No]

afaict the drunkspeak is a crutch that livestreamers use to keep the energy levels artificially inflated without having to come up with well considered words at an unsustainable pace
i haven't noticed it with non-streamers, but most EVTs want to be streamers

135 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11414 18:19 [No]

octopodes

136 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11414 22:27 [No]

<- BAD person

137 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 07:28 [No]

assigned cop at birth

138 Name: vc: decay : 1993-09-11415 08:27 [No]

all males are bastards

139 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 12:02 [No]

Huh, I wonder if this website is a good place to bitch about Wikipedia.

> an obviously insane dude with a "f7u12" avatar is having an inscrutable argument with a dude with a "guinness world record soyjak" avatar

No, I think I can get that on Wikipedia already!

140 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 14:59 [No]

penis guillotine

141 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 15:38 [No]

automatic circumciser (robo mohel)

142 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 16:41 [No]

all cuties are boys

143 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 17:01 [No]

All crops are bountiful.

144 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 17:52 [No]

all clams are brackish.

145 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 22:19 [No]

In the absence of a True King the wicked call the shots.

146 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 23:04 [No]

GET it TWISTED

147 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 23:38 [No]

Caught myself mentally accusing a youtube video of using an AI voice today, maybe that's a sign to log off for a while
(pretty sure the guy was using some sort of voice enhancer and/or editing out breathing and pauses or so)

148 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 00:59 [No]

I have become quite unimaginative at what I would spend money on if I had any. At this point just splurging on a hotel room now and then seems more pleasant than actually going somewhere.

149 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 06:06 [No]

Call the feds I'll just sUCK THEMOFF

150 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 10:58 [No]

You must die.

151 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 13:29 [No]

or else you will die!

152 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 18:44 [No]

>>148 I've done that. Sometimes it's just refreshing to have new walls around you for a bit.

153 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 22:30 [No]

bad stinky poopoop computer

154 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 09:55 [No]

The peanut fairies...

155 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 13:06 [No]

I wonder how many of the cooking follies that the Hannibal fanfic enthusiast was lamenting were due to people misinterpreting the underlying meaning of chicken "breast".

156 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 16:18 [No]

when I grow up I want to be King Kong banging on his chest

157 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 17:54 [No]

south east asian names be like: troon suc dong

158 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 18:09 [No]

>>157
Rammit Deep

159 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 19:54 [No]

IRC, but with tripcodes

160 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 20:51 [No]

I want to be molested by a hairy, fat, balding old man with terrible breath

161 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 00:00 [No]

I want to be molested by a smelly, fat, greasy middle-aged woman with terrible breath

162 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 00:32 [No]

every single SK president has been a total disgrace, but they harassed this guy into a premature any% jail speedrun it seems

163 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 03:19 [No]

what if I'm some kind of weird gross retard and everyone realizes it but me

164 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 04:37 [No]

>>160
ask RMS, maybe he'll oblige

165 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 05:43 [No]

come out of the cupboard ye black and tans

166 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 11:15 [No]

Maybe I'm just weird, but I'd actually rather not be molested by anyone, especially not someone with terrible breath.

167 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 14:32 [No]

plz Santa bring me a lover with huge fat ginormous moo moo milkers

168 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 17:56 [No]

toxic paint fumes make male lose penis

169 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 18:02 [No]

god please let the big one (future earthquake) only wipe out the absolute smuggest most privileged and degenerate deserving neighborhoods along the entire west coast in a suspiciously targeted looking way, it would be so funny

170 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 18:40 [No]

grown ass man using peach & goma gifs

171 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 18:50 [No]

grown ass-man

172 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 19:03 [No]

not-yet-grown ass man
pederas(s)ty

173 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 19:18 [No]

It is important to imagine what a person looks like from how he or she is reported in text sources if it happens before you find his or her photograph. It says a lot about the quality of the reporting or your imagination, and only this sort of critique can improve either one.

174 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 19:42 [No]

My apartment smells faintly like dog poop now. I'm not sure if it's the paint fumes or if I stepped on something on my way home, and I'm not sure which of the two I should hope for.

175 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 20:53 [No]

Franz Kafka was undoubtedly a shitposter, the real question is on what site or board

176 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 22:45 [No]

>>174
I eagerly await the report on whether the fumes cause you to grow a penis

177 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 05:31 [No]

eject the scum

178 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 10:05 [No]

Thank goodness I'm not stupid.

179 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 15:21 [No]

>>178
That sounds exactly like what a stupid person would say!

180 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 15:42 [No]

You know what, the prodigal son's brother was right, it was bullshit that his father slaughtered a whole cow and everything over his brother but didn't do anything for him.

181 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 15:48 [No]

Wait until you read the story of Onan and realize that in context what you were told about it being about jerking off are kind of a stretch.

(Tangentially, someone has to have done an "Onan the Barbarian" joke at some point, right?)

182 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 02:22 [No]

fuck my soulful orientalist white boy life

183 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 09:20 [No]

It's disappointing how media almost never seems to show the moon as anything other than full or crescent. I get that the gibbous moon looks a little awkward and lopsided, but it deserves some love too, you know?

184 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 12:27 [No]

Columbus: uses astronomy to accurately time a lunar eclipse, definitively pinpointing his longitude
Also Columbus after that: just one more voyage bro we're almost at China maybe even India bro

185 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 13:18 [No]

>>183
As I recall "gibbous" was one of those weird words that Lovecraft seemed to really like but I think he might only have used it in the sense of "hunchbacked" and not in connection with the moon.

186 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 19:04 [No]

Man, when P2P clients allow browsing shares it's pretty uh interesting sometimes. Just saw a serve that was entirely focused around 1. pr0n, with a special emphasis on sissification, and 2. MUGEN games.

187 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 03:47 [No]

It's disappointing how media never shows the moon as over a loli, who is together with me.

188 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 10:18 [No]

>>187
I get that you look a little awkward and lopsided, but you deserve some love too, you know?

189 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 12:06 [No]

the six-planet megablast

190 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 13:11 [No]

TRIGGER TREAT

191 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 18:52 [No]

That's it? That's what a margarita is? THAT WAS JUST BOOZED UP LIME CANDY rrrrRRRRRRRR JIMMY BUFFETT BETRAYED US!

192 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 19:26 [No]

>>180
That's part of the point it's making. Divine values and earthly values do not translate exactly even if you could call some by the same name (e.g. honor).
So in the case of the Lost Sheep it would be foolish for a shepherd to put the rest of the flock at risk, and to the Vineyard Laborers it would not make sense to accept that job offer again the next morning. Thus with the prodigal son, mercy and grace are not justice.
The usual interpretation is that the faithful brother represents those Jews who really have kept the commandments. If you were a part of his target audience that had put in real efforts to be good, you might have reasons to feel indignant on being exposed to other incompatible but perfectly true views: e.g. that the scope of righteous behavior is limited to a secret/ethnic club is silly, or that moral+nicemaxxing isn't actually ideal ethical behavior (like who doesn't hate that guy?).

193 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 23:41 [No]

voyage to Pen Island

194 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11422 04:04 [No]

Nimravid rave party

195 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11422 17:26 [No]

Things that remind me of Hokkaido:
Hokkaido
The snow level in Mario 64
Greater Israel conspiracy theory (Nile to Euphrates interpretation)
Band indicator on price chart

196 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11422 21:49 [No]

From the river to the other river...

197 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 00:39 [No]

Giraffe Interchange Format

198 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 04:52 [No]

zoomer biochemist: catechol ahh mines

199 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 11:25 [No]

This place is birdtastic!

200 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 13:35 [No]

Alternate universe where the famous Touhou song is called Bad Egg instead of Bad Apple.

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