[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (999)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 11:59 [No]

Sit down and think on it, friend.

16 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 13:20 [No]

Shouldn't you be busy raising your kids?

17 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 14:25 [No]

I must resist the urge to reinstall Skyrim.

18 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 14:59 [No]

Are you a Shang dynasty oracle? Cuz I've got a large bone for you to examine...

19 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 16:55 [No]

a statue of a dog giving a guy head

20 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 19:25 [No]

spunk cost phallusy

21 Name: vc:bietch : 1993-09-11394 20:34 [No]

sea biscuit

22 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 22:33 [No]

Shouldn't you be busy raping your kids?

23 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 02:18 [No]

monkey rape

24 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 02:30 [No]

Sure reeks of VIP in here...

25 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 12:56 [No]

Oh dear, did I say monkey rape? Naturally, I meant Monkey Ape. As a good, upstanding Netizen I understand that rape should never be condoned in any way, shape, or form, even if the perpetrator and/or victim is a monkey.

26 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 13:40 [No]

Really cannot wait for this stupid AI fad to end already.

27 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 22:33 [No]

things i've experienced that are statistically probably not all that uncommon, but probably weird enough that most people haven't done them, especially all in the same person

had gay sex
had and been cured of cancer
had hair down to my tailbone as a male
used anabolic steroids
been extremely obese and lost over 150lbs
been molested by a woman as a child

28 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 00:08 [No]

Pimp A Chimp

29 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 01:07 [No]

>>26 NPCs discovering chatbots and getting stuck in a loop isn't new, but this time is a little worrisome, yeah

30 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 03:58 [No]

Kill another whale with your powers. Shoot a bunch of kids from a tower.

31 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 14:39 [No]

Reminded why I never fucking bother to report bugs in shit, it's always "no this completely illogical behavior is intended" or otherwise won't fix or at best it goes on a bug list and never gets addressed again.

32 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 17:20 [No]

jUsT fOrK iT
JuSt FiX iT YoUrSeLf

33 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 19:52 [No]

The bodice goddess, as seen in the frottage cottage.

34 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 20:19 [No]

>>31
We've rewritten the module in question from scratch, it’s in a branch that will be merged into main in 8 years, no we won’t check to see if the bug still applies in the new code.

35 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 21:22 [No]

>>34
Don't even get me started on the "we haven't done a proper version release in over a decade but the project is not dead, build it from the svn" types.

36 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 23:44 [No]

monkey escape

37 Name: vc: prap : 1993-09-11396 23:55 [No]

The Secret of Ape Escape

38 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 00:28 [No]

umber brume

39 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 01:04 [No]

have i been pronouncing bodice wrong all this time

40 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 11:14 [No]

We must bring back lolcats.

41 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 16:33 [No]

my inadvertent habit of not using doorknobs because my parents don't wash their hands has led to some unsightly patches on a couple of doors, this is gonna need at least TWO wipes

42 Name: vc: lowlkment : 1993-09-11397 20:49 [No]

Oh, you didn't want to know about the banana? Well I didn't want to know wizards got schwifty!

43 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 21:09 [No]

But what about monkey banana?

44 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 22:25 [No]

Taoist Dokyun, do you think Lao Tzu was a real person?

45 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 23:28 [No]

>>44
If I can imagine him in my mind then he has some kind of existence if not corporeal existence. Was the Yellow Emperor a real person? Was Socrates? No. Walk on water? Nah neither did Jesus. Its a parable to turn readers into believers.

46 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 11:16 [No]

I sure am bad at programming.

47 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 15:11 [No]

This is absolute catwater (new word for something that's bad, but less bad and in a different way to dogwater).

48 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 12:53 [No]

"Arthur" (at least in the English-speaking world) has got to be the name that most perfectly sits at the weird balance point between "boringly ordinary name" and "evocative of legend". Someone is as likely to think "King" as "the aardvark" or the like.

Contrast "Jason" where "...and the Argonauts" probably isn't first or second on the list of what people fill in next ("...Voorhees" is probably higher on the list TBH). Meanwhile not many people are going around naming their kids things like "Hercules" or "Sigfried" (though I'm sure there are some.)

49 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 13:24 [No]

>>27
Is your name Andrew by any chance?

50 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 14:40 [No]

imagine thinking your kid would be better off named TRISMEGISTUS than Tristram

51 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 15:01 [No]

I wish my parents had named me Tristram instead of Andrew.

52 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 02:14 [No]

This battle is in the air.

53 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 02:16 [No]

salted semen

54 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 03:48 [No]

mfs really been waiting three hours for the tyson paul fight

55 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 13:33 [No]

That one vore comic where the final panel is a big heap of poop on the ground with the vored character's ghost wafting out of it.

56 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 02:45 [No]

penis hobbyist

57 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 08:07 [No]

what the fuck is a gawr

58 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 12:06 [No]

what the fuck is a kilometer

59 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 13:16 [No]

"shark bite to km conversion factor"

60 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 15:04 [No]

furious fartbeasts

61 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 17:31 [No]

favorite food discovered between ages 0-9: spaghetti bolognese
10-19: pho
20-29: butter chicken
30-??: three weeks ago I was convinced I'd decided what it was, and today I realized I've forgotten what it was, even drawing blanks on what it might have been

haha I'm probably aging like the guy who drank from the false grail haha...

62 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 20:36 [No]

glycine + NAC
ivermectin + mebendazole + fenbendazole
must not talk about him
must not THINK about him
rumors help him grow

63 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 21:00 [No]

don't think, feel and you will be tanasinn

64 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 21:12 [No]

Tried Lao Gan Ma for the first time and it really is as good as everyone says.

65 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 21:26 [No]

>>62
I'm jinxing you from across the internet

66 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 22:24 [No]

Worst throbber I've ever seen.

67 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 00:05 [No]

oy vey it's like another Shōwa

68 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 02:12 [No]

caress bingus

69 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 10:36 [No]

69ing is really overrated.

70 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 12:41 [No]

I bet caressing a bingus is not overrated though (although I have no personal experience thereof and at least one person who might or might not have had said experience likened it to touching an old man's ballsack.)

71 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 02:26 [No]

Please restrain your dog from attempting to copulate with the topiary sheep.

72 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 03:33 [No]

I kind of want to besmirch someone's good name.

73 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 09:35 [No]

>>69 It's better with a hefty fat lass, in the Summer

74 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 11:35 [No]

Take it home!

75 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 00:22 [No]

Optimizing bicycles for higher speed is lame. In order to ensure I'm getting proper training, I am welding my frame out of solid steel bars, and I am also replacing the ball bearings with plain ones (without lubrication).

76 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 01:00 [No]

OH and it's going to be pinku (that's Japanese for pink)

77 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 02:03 [No]

Oy vey, it's like another shota.

78 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 10:49 [No]

Kindness vs unkindness

79 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 11:06 [No]

Eat meat, be straight edge, be antipolitical, be a trपe Theravada Buddhist!

80 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 15:35 [No]

I wish yuri was real.

81 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 17:29 [No]

>>79
Theravada Buddhism is a lie. Shinto is the one true religion!

82 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 18:51 [No]

>>80
I've heard fake moon landing conspiracy theories before, so I suppose fake cosmonaut orbits aren't a stretch.

83 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11405 14:10 [No]

I'm basically a cat.

84 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 08:56 [No]

While I find the "Lovecraft named the cat what?" hand-wringing a bit tiresome after a while, given that there are in my opinion far more damningly racist things that Lovecraft wrote than just the appearance of a hot-button word in a story that otherwise had nothing to do with race, I do have to give certain props for cleverness to that one Lovecraft-based card game that named the cat card "Tigger-Man". It's both not a wholly unreasonable name for a cat (still a touch odd perhaps, but you can assume the kids were Winnie the Pooh fans), but also extremely "wink wink nudge nudge, if you know you know".

85 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 16:04 [No]

Birch trees are really pretty.

86 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 18:03 [No]

>>84 feel like absolute shit just want him back (picture of Uncle Ruckus crying)

87 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 19:22 [No]

A pair of feckin women's knickers

88 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 19:48 [No]

war of jenkins' 馘

89 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 01:17 [No]

Is the horse gonna step on his nuts?

90 Name: agh : 1993-09-11407 04:08 [No]

91 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 06:00 [No]

in that case wouldn't it make more sense for her parents to have been republicans who were killed by the RUC or something

92 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 08:41 [No]

Come out ye black and tans

93 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 12:42 [No]

Come out ye black and trans

94 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 12:49 [No]

Come out and fight me like a man

95 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 14:32 [No]

Come out and fuck me like a man

96 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 18:00 [No]

pwning n00bs with my b00bs

97 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 18:35 [No]

Venn diagram of people who have been on TED(x) and Joe Rogan

98 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 20:54 [No]

a war torn european nation in the 90s, huh? yotsuba is clearly SERBIAN

99 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 19:31 [No]

お尻が痛い。

100 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 20:54 [No]

Tetyais

101 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 20:55 [No]

Mildly amused by the phrase "growing smaller".

102 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 22:13 [No]

Probably won't do anything, but it's worth a shot at least? Just visit the boards directly for a few days.

103 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 22:14 [No]

"England and Portugal have an alliance going all the way back to the 14th century, now isn't that something!"
North Korea and Turkey: kek. qeqw, even.

104 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 23:01 [No]

topgök

105 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 02:48 [No]

Since Chinese fictional characters often ended up becoming actually worshipped gods irl, does this mean in 100 years there will be a temple to Reimu in Xi’an?

106 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 11:38 [No]

I think I've made a terrible mistake.

107 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 16:02 [No]

what's going on

108 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 19:57 [No]

it's actually pretty funny that a fricassee is basically what a lot of newbie cooks end up making accidentally while trying to make a chinese style stir fry, but on an electric stove in a western style skillet over medium heat

109 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 22:33 [No]

Speaking of newbie cooks, I can't believe I managed to pull off poached eggs on my first try.

110 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 18:08 [No]

in the not too distant future, there will be a treatment where they introduce microplastic-eating bacteria into YOUR BALLS, though I can't say whether this will have desirable effects

111 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 22:04 [No]

demons roots got an english translation that got super popular on steam and now i get to be the guy who's like "yeah well i played it in japanese before it was cool"

112 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 06:13 [No]

処女クリア可能(特典無し)

113 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 09:17 [No]

I don't give a FUCK!

114 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 13:28 [No]

Double suicide... for kids!™

115 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 14:04 [No]

a choppy black-and-white 🅱️ideo of somebody being stabbed in a parking lot
ON 3-D D ᴅ ᴅ

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