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#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
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#15 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
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#20 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
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#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
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#40 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1617481384/
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#42 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1626512956/
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#44 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/
#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
#47 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1680434551/
#48 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1706794510/
Sit down and think on it, friend.
rip yukio mishima you would have loved "merry christmas mr. lawrence"
spirit please, i'm a christmaspilled jollycel, i'm no longer scroogemaxxing
>>338 i fucked up by making my family watch conan the barbarian, now i have to convince them that mr. lawrence is actually a good movie and is worth watching
>>341 if they didn't like conan i can't imagine they'd like "ryuuichi sakamoto is so gay for david bowie that he commits suicide by military tribunal"
( 'ω')_ I'll watch anything with people cutting off bad guy heads with swords.
your honor
genshin impactdeath
Conan the loli/bestiality artist
Taking andrewgens to become more Andrew.
man named "man"
referring to a guy with long hair shaving his head as "choosing to die with the philistines"
i'm pooping and reading dqn on my phone at work!!!!
the chinese amazon sellers who sell shitty polyester touhou cosplays with google translated names like "nightbloom sixteen nights"
jacking off to collarbones again
music that makes you stab middle schoolers if you listen to it
Programming in assembly is like giving a deepthroat facefuck, when you get the hang of it it feels powerful and damn good, but you always have to keep in the back of your head that if you fuck something up, the person on the receiving end is in the perfect position to bite your dick off.
It's really funny how many of the PCT meds, ancillary drugs, and AAS themselves that bodybuilders take were originally developed as breast cancer meds
bodybuilders [handshake emoji] 61 year old women with breast cancer
exemestane, tamoxifen citrate, drostanolone
Sad girls in the snow
Under the moon, loli to issho
Like whoa
Tanasinn dot info
Bloody
Period
Flow
It's snowing... that's so sad...
I had wondered at the time why he put the stress on the last syllable of "Jenova", but on second thought, maybe he knows Hebrew, but not in the way his name sounds like he'd have acquired it.
for cultural anthropology 101 we watched Holy Ghost People (a 60s documentary about an appalachian snake-handling church) and someone tried to be appropriately respectful in the discussion by describing them as in some ways "admirable", but the word that slipped out of this student's mouth was "adorable" and nobody in the room could really stifle the chuckle
"No I'm not a Christian Nationalist, how does that even work?"
> for half a second, the President nonchalantly eyes a photo of his golf course on the desk, the music becoming louder and more ominous as it fills the frame and becomes clearer that the Scottish flag is in fact a Covenanter banner
so kaban was a human frenzu, right
Claudius should have instead swapped the letters 'e' and 'i' and saved considerable ink, paper, and time over the next almost-2000 years.
This world is but an oyster.
The world is a blimp with blinking text on the side
King Arfer and the Knights of the Hound Table
Save the planet, man! (rolls away in a VW bus)
God, save the Huns!
feels great to independently arrive at basically the same opinion of the Hebrew language and alphabet as Prof. Tolkien (image: Gigadowns)
put something like"fuck the jim to your pam, i want to be the gomez to your morticia" in your tinder bio and watch the goth girls line up
Ape King
I'm a masochist so I love it when women scold me, but I'm also a feminist so I hate making women mad, none of you can understand my pain
I'm looking for a beater bible, it cant be varod (that's Hebrew for pink) or any girl color.
>>372
Women getting upset are all the same these days, short this, scrote that...zzz....
I'm starting to really hate cats because and people who post pictures of them as 'memes'
Why does he look like Trotsky now?
>>374 Honestly "scrote" is funny enough that I can't really be mad at it even though it's pretty much anatomically and functionally equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, it feels like when black people try to come up with slurs for white people but they best they can come up with is shit like "mayo monkey." Nothing they can come up with can match the raw power of the word "nigger" but it's cute that they're trying...
Scrote is pretty good insult, it sounds repulsive. No different than incels calling women roasties. If it feels "weak" it's just because you don't care what they think which isn't the insults fault.
cook up a dish of delicious scrod
Smoking and masturbation are apparently the top "hobbies".
happi new year
What New Year? It's still september
How did I get hungover from one glass of wine.
>>378 It's an elementary school-level insult where I'm from
It's been a fair year, thanks for being a part of it.
"burr hurr i don't get zoomer humor"
(屮ﾟдﾟ)屮 it's the same shit with different expressions, you just don't have time to care about kids' in-jokes anymore
Shijiazhuang Donghua Jinlong unironically curing my worst health issues
Just not doing it.
I did it.
You are gay.
must destroy furniture tommorow
Weird beard-beast apes
Gooned at work then cleaned said bathroom
I'm like 90% sure this woman will attempt suicide if I leave
Feeling like part of a secret club when you see something like "supported languages: Chinese (simp.), Chinese (trad.), Japanese, English"
"Can I please translate your game to Portuguese/Indonesian/Russian/other thirdie blackskin language?"
"As of right now there are no official plans to support any language besides English and Chinese, however if demand is high enough Korean language support may be added in the future."
Jesus: "But WOE unto YOU, SCRIBES and PHARISEES, HYPOCRITES!"
The guy taking this down: (´・ω:;.:...
Amos: "Woe to them that are at ease in Zion, they lie upon beds of ivory, they sing to the sound of the viol, they drink wine in bowls!"
Rich hedonist bastard chilling on a bed of ivory with an experimental new instrument, a dish full of lamb and veal, a bowl full of wine, and a bottle of ointment, trying real hard to ignore the coming invasion and the plight of the poor: "Hahaaaa, great show!~♪"
If a recipe says to use 40 cloves of garlic you can always increase it to 80 or 120 cloves.
Jet, you can't call it 40 Cloves and a Chicken if it has 120 cloves.
>>376
the many attempts of Nature to evolve the exact same looking guy, that's how he keeps getting away with it, HTH
annotated paizuri imageset in lieu of a gamefaqs walkthrough
>series named milky holmes
>all the girls are washboards
An unctuous quest.
Star Shrek: The Ogrenal Series
>>403 Who are you quoting?
That's cringe!
>>403 uhhhhh you're forgetting the character whose massive fucking milkers are literally a plot point???
>>406 <font face=Comic Sans MS>whoof want to know?</fnot>
although i genuinely get the attraction to a premium bible (just feel that genuine leather full yapp around the Word, mmmm makes you trevvely feel like one of the Elect when you can manhandle the outside without concern and lay this smyth sewn bad boy down flat on any page you want), I settled for a spiral bound one with very wide margins,
since the point this time is to leave notes on the inside instead of leaving everything pristine like my usual custom.
so i did splurge on nice leather for bigass kettlebell study bibles i won't be marking up, and the text i'll be stumbling through for the next few years will actually be greek+hebrew reader editions, which is totally unnecessary but that's just how i do
anyway, >>410, you should just make symbols in the margins of $6 pew hardcover with numbers that point to a LUT in your notebooks, which in turn point to page numbers in said notebooks
i would have been the best housewife ever but instead i'm a 6'4 hood nigga from the bronx
my expensive tea set is migrating piece by piece back to the center of the dining room table after being banished to my study by my bitch wife
Woah-oh, I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien
Why is it so difficult for retards to start a sentence with a capital letter?
No opinion.
>>415 <font face=Conic Sams MS>whoof want to know?</fonp>
>>415
Lowercaseposting is a time-honored tradition and DQN quality (or dqn quality, if you will).
Pouring one out for the Tom Hiddleston threads on /tv/ and the two (?) guys who actually posted in them. Hope they're doing well.
N N N N NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGgGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
I'm a little tired of the same 11 guys pissing on fake asses, I think pörn needs a new meta. I probably can take a couple more years of the faux-BlackedRaw style though
Bring back naming dudes Anselm!
>>424 you are using it like one, in a thread that is constantly at the top of the thread list and is probably the most active on the board, because you are a retarded nigger
>>424
Give it up. I have already depicted you as the midwit soyjak and myself as the 40/160IQ trog/sage in my head.
>>423
Modern day parents seem to have a strange and particular cognitive dissonance where they want a name that stands out but also sounds normal, which sublimates itself into giving children common names with bizarre spellings ("Kaightlynn", etc.) I wish more of them would just lean into the unusual side and choose unashamedly weird names like Anselm. I have a weird historical name and I love it, I get compliments about it all the time and it's a good conversation starter!
piss, puke, or poop
Bumholio Jones
>>427
My girlfriend has a brother named Jefferson. I think it's badass tbh
>>427
I wonder if naming a white child 'Siddartha' or something like that will fuck him up at all or if it'd be a simple 'My name is Sid. My dad's just a weirdo'
>>427
I thought they did that because spelling it correctly would remind them of a bitch they hate.
I have a distant 19th century relative named Decius Octavius, who named one of his sons Marcus Lafayette, who named one of his sons Decius Octavius. The younger, apparently, went by 'D' (despite the relatively fanciful names in that branch, all their occupations read like Midwestern stereotypes... Kansan horses bearing bucketloads of my cousin D's seed and feed, imagine).
farting in a shitty thread
Darting in a ditty dread