[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (999)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 11:59 [No]

Sit down and think on it, friend.

373 Name: vc: dolkness : 1993-09-11445 16:57 [No]

I'm looking for a beater bible, it cant be varod (that's Hebrew for pink) or any girl color.

374 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11445 19:10 [No]

>>372
Women getting upset are all the same these days, short this, scrote that...zzz....

375 Name: vc: botch : 1993-09-11445 20:19 [No]

I'm starting to really hate cats because and people who post pictures of them as 'memes'

376 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 00:12 [No]

Why does he look like Trotsky now?

377 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 01:00 [No]

>>374 Honestly "scrote" is funny enough that I can't really be mad at it even though it's pretty much anatomically and functionally equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, it feels like when black people try to come up with slurs for white people but they best they can come up with is shit like "mayo monkey." Nothing they can come up with can match the raw power of the word "nigger" but it's cute that they're trying...

378 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 02:17 [No]

Scrote is pretty good insult, it sounds repulsive. No different than incels calling women roasties. If it feels "weak" it's just because you don't care what they think which isn't the insults fault.

379 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 02:59 [No]

cook up a dish of delicious scrod

380 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 03:02 [No]

Smoking and masturbation are apparently the top "hobbies".

381 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 03:18 [No]

happi new year

382 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 05:31 [No]

What New Year? It's still september

383 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 14:49 [No]

How did I get hungover from one glass of wine.

384 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 16:38 [No]

>>378 It's an elementary school-level insult where I'm from

385 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11446 21:35 [No]

It's been a fair year, thanks for being a part of it.

386 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11447 14:08 [No]

"burr hurr i don't get zoomer humor"
(屮ﾟдﾟ)屮 it's the same shit with different expressions, you just don't have time to care about kids' in-jokes anymore

387 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11447 20:12 [No]

Shijiazhuang Donghua Jinlong unironically curing my worst health issues

388 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11447 21:45 [No]

Just not doing it.

389 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11447 22:45 [No]

I did it.

390 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11447 23:03 [No]

You are gay.

391 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 00:05 [No]

must destroy furniture tommorow

392 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 00:54 [No]

Weird beard-beast apes

393 Name: vc: coysk : 1993-09-11448 03:19 [No]

Gooned at work then cleaned said bathroom

394 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 10:44 [No]

I'm like 90% sure this woman will attempt suicide if I leave

395 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 12:45 [No]

Feeling like part of a secret club when you see something like "supported languages: Chinese (simp.), Chinese (trad.), Japanese, English"

396 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 12:49 [No]

"Can I please translate your game to Portuguese/Indonesian/Russian/other thirdie blackskin language?"
"As of right now there are no official plans to support any language besides English and Chinese, however if demand is high enough Korean language support may be added in the future."

397 Name: vc: injill : 1993-09-11448 13:36 [No]

Jesus: "But WOE unto YOU, SCRIBES and PHARISEES, HYPOCRITES!"
The guy taking this down: (´・ω:;.:...

398 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 14:13 [No]

Amos: "Woe to them that are at ease in Zion, they lie upon beds of ivory, they sing to the sound of the viol, they drink wine in bowls!"
Rich hedonist bastard chilling on a bed of ivory with an experimental new instrument, a dish full of lamb and veal, a bowl full of wine, and a bottle of ointment, trying real hard to ignore the coming invasion and the plight of the poor: "Hahaaaa, great show!~♪"

399 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 16:43 [No]

If a recipe says to use 40 cloves of garlic you can always increase it to 80 or 120 cloves.

400 Name: vc: shibe : 1993-09-11448 18:48 [No]

Jet, you can't call it 40 Cloves and a Chicken if it has 120 cloves.

401 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 18:56 [No]

>>376
the many attempts of Nature to evolve the exact same looking guy, that's how he keeps getting away with it, HTH

402 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 19:51 [No]

annotated paizuri imageset in lieu of a gamefaqs walkthrough

403 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11448 21:09 [No]

>series named milky holmes
>all the girls are washboards

404 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11449 00:04 [No]

An unctuous quest.

405 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11449 03:00 [No]

Star Shrek: The Ogrenal Series

406 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11449 13:38 [No]

>>403 Who are you quoting?

407 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11449 16:26 [No]

That's cringe!

408 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11449 18:51 [No]

>>403 uhhhhh you're forgetting the character whose massive fucking milkers are literally a plot point???

409 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 03:22 [No]

>>406 <font face=Comic Sans MS>whoof want to know?</fnot>

410 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 03:36 [No]

although i genuinely get the attraction to a premium bible (just feel that genuine leather full yapp around the Word, mmmm makes you trevvely feel like one of the Elect when you can manhandle the outside without concern and lay this smyth sewn bad boy down flat on any page you want), I settled for a spiral bound one with very wide margins,
since the point this time is to leave notes on the inside instead of leaving everything pristine like my usual custom.
so i did splurge on nice leather for bigass kettlebell study bibles i won't be marking up, and the text i'll be stumbling through for the next few years will actually be greek+hebrew reader editions, which is totally unnecessary but that's just how i do

411 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 03:40 [No]

anyway, >>410, you should just make symbols in the margins of $6 pew hardcover with numbers that point to a LUT in your notebooks, which in turn point to page numbers in said notebooks

412 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 09:01 [No]

i would have been the best housewife ever but instead i'm a 6'4 hood nigga from the bronx

413 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 09:51 [No]

my expensive tea set is migrating piece by piece back to the center of the dining room table after being banished to my study by my bitch wife

414 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 13:23 [No]

Woah-oh, I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien

415 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 15:55 [No]

Why is it so difficult for retards to start a sentence with a capital letter?

416 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 16:40 [No]

No opinion.

417 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 16:51 [No]

>>415 <font face=Conic Sams MS>whoof want to know?</fonp>

418 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 17:20 [No]

>>415
Lowercaseposting is a time-honored tradition and DQN quality (or dqn quality, if you will).

419 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 18:07 [No]

>>415 cry about it nigger, also sage isn't a downvote

420 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11450 22:23 [No]

Pouring one out for the Tom Hiddleston threads on /tv/ and the two (?) guys who actually posted in them. Hope they're doing well.

421 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 06:05 [No]

N N N N NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGgGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

422 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 10:31 [No]

I'm a little tired of the same 11 guys pissing on fake asses, I think pörn needs a new meta. I probably can take a couple more years of the faux-BlackedRaw style though

423 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 13:21 [No]

Bring back naming dudes Anselm!

424 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 13:24 [No]

>>418 They used to teach them “textboards aren't instant messengers” netiquette. I've already perceived them as drooling dimwits slapping their keyboards, before I've had a chance to read the actual content of their post. I usually just skim to the next one.
>>419 I never said it was.

425 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 14:06 [No]

>>424 you are using it like one, in a thread that is constantly at the top of the thread list and is probably the most active on the board, because you are a retarded nigger

426 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 16:04 [No]

>>424
Give it up. I have already depicted you as the midwit soyjak and myself as the 40/160IQ trog/sage in my head.

427 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 17:49 [No]

>>423
Modern day parents seem to have a strange and particular cognitive dissonance where they want a name that stands out but also sounds normal, which sublimates itself into giving children common names with bizarre spellings ("Kaightlynn", etc.) I wish more of them would just lean into the unusual side and choose unashamedly weird names like Anselm. I have a weird historical name and I love it, I get compliments about it all the time and it's a good conversation starter!

428 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 19:57 [No]

piss, puke, or poop

429 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 21:12 [No]

Bumholio Jones

430 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11451 23:29 [No]

>>427
My girlfriend has a brother named Jefferson. I think it's badass tbh

431 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 04:34 [No]

>>427
I wonder if naming a white child 'Siddartha' or something like that will fuck him up at all or if it'd be a simple 'My name is Sid. My dad's just a weirdo'

432 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 12:38 [No]

>>427
I thought they did that because spelling it correctly would remind them of a bitch they hate.

433 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 12:45 [No]

I have a distant 19th century relative named Decius Octavius, who named one of his sons Marcus Lafayette, who named one of his sons Decius Octavius. The younger, apparently, went by 'D' (despite the relatively fanciful names in that branch, all their occupations read like Midwestern stereotypes... Kansan horses bearing bucketloads of my cousin D's seed and feed, imagine).

434 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 13:29 [No]

>>425 You're performing the caricature I described. I just didn't bother to delete sage after an earlier post, and it doesn't matter. Who's the retarded nigger now?

>>426 That would have been a great tweet a few years ago. Have an original thought next :-)

435 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 14:07 [No]

>>434 still you, nigger retard, cry

>:-)

oh this lad is absolutely seething

436 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 14:43 [No]

farting in a shitty thread

437 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 15:56 [No]

Darting in a ditty dread

438 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 15:58 [No]

Sometimes I realize just how unpleasant most of you really are.

439 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 15:58 [No]

The sky is so beautiful.

440 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 16:27 [No]

>>438
I appreciate you. (≧∇≦)/
I try to keep it pleasant online, in fact, precisely because I am rather unpleasant in person.

441 Name: （;´Д｀） : 1993-09-11452 16:31 [No]

ranting in an inactive thread

442 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 16:49 [No]

Please speak to me (not you).

443 Name: vc: reime : 1993-09-11452 17:51 [No]

hot women are hot i wish they were real

444 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 22:04 [No]

>>443
me too

445 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 23:05 [No]

I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their fat blue-haired women.

446 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 23:29 [No]

coffee should be thicker

447 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11452 23:40 [No]

have you considered adding some gelatin?

448 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 00:05 [No]

or mayonaise?

449 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 00:09 [No]

>>438
But we're unpleasant in a cool 90s way, like MTV cartoons or those Pepperami adverts

450 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 00:13 [No]

>>447 t. ray peat

451 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 00:34 [No]

book scans

but with word wrap

452 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 01:07 [No]

>>449
huhhh huh huh huh, hey Beavis, this guy says we're cool, huh huhh

453 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 03:25 [No]

Captain Manlove
is so awesome
and really really really really really gay
he's not a real Captain
but if stuff happens
you know he'll be there to save the day
Captain Manlove

454 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 12:57 [No]

my autistic step daughter is in the garden screaming about the number of things she is unable to cut, again

455 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11453 15:39 [No]

Going scaredmode.

456 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 02:02 [No]

Ctopus

457 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 05:09 [No]

On one hand, Diamond is Unbreakable was (imo) the best part overall, had this really nostalgic Earthbound-like atmosphere of just some schoolkids goofing around until suddenly they find themselves saving the world; but on the other hand, I can no longer reveal that I have a fetish for women's hands without being compared to Kira Yoshikage, so I hate it.

458 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 13:07 [No]

Having a hand fetish sounds pretty classy to me, although I guess objectively it's not much different to a foot fetish.

459 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 13:53 [No]

What really used to weird me out is how brazen the foot fetishists would get in polite settings.
(they still do, but there are much bigger degens to fry these days, gotta maintain healthy cringesterone levels 'n all)

460 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 16:27 [No]

Speaking of foot fetishes some of the Sega Master System game box covers were uh, "interesting".

461 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 16:31 [No]

>>459
"Could you not shit yourself (in public)?" is a controversial request at furry conventions, ww

462 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11454 16:39 [No]

Fu Manchu woke reboot

463 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 01:10 [No]

mega milky moomoo mammaries

464 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 02:13 [No]

Dating app woman: "I'm not religious, but I do believe in the soul."
"That's weird, I'm religious, but I don't believe in the soul."
"You can't just throw the hoes headfirst into the Pali Canon man, you have to ease into that shit"

465 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 08:26 [No]

>>458,459
I find almost every part of the female body arousing, because I am 1) heterosexual and 2) so pent up and sexually frustrated that I might actually spontaneously combust

466 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 10:29 [No]

I hope the stupid tranny reading this has a nice day today. <3

467 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 13:13 [No]

"Yes I believe in fate, determinism, and predestination. Sorry, you must be held responsible for your acts of 'free will'. I will not explain."

468 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 13:50 [No]

> so pent up and sexually frustrated that I might actually spontaneously combust

sounds like the nofap life is really serving you well!

469 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 15:25 [No]

It's actually just been so long that jacking it does nothing anymore

470 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 17:26 [No]

Don't equate loneliness problems with sex problems.
That's more philosophically embarrassing than holding a belief in mind-body dualism that wildly contradicts everything else you believe.
You wouldn't do that, would you?

471 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11455 17:34 [No]

Oh fuck yeah, I love playing with blocks.

472 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11456 01:26 [No]

Did they have to name it 'Doki Doki Literature Glub'?

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