Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
#37 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/
#38 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610604190/
#39 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1614086960/
#40 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1617481384/
#41 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1621434255/
#42 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1626512956/
#43 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1631851352/
#44 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/
#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
#47 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1680434551/
#48 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1706794510/
Sit down and think on it, friend.
mega monkey meat
Think I need to start Peating again from square one
( ß -ß) Had liquid diarrhea in the shower.
better than liquid diarrhea in your pants
Penguin, grant me strength.
"I've been Peating."
"Gelamaxing, or GOJAD?"
"GOJAD."
I don't understand why I keep getting so dehydrated.
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the cum of an Englishman
>>621
"Neither, drinking coke and doing cocaine and anabolic steroids"
God, I hate western individualism, glad young people don't like it as much
Sunshine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to Tuna World.
when you have normalfag friends and racist friends and you have to triple check the filename of like a funny dog picture to make sure it isn't titled heil_hitler_rape_niggers.bmp before reposting it between chats
anyone who remembers eternal september and was in college for it is like 50 now
You are doomed.
I know.
>>630 Think that through again...
anyone who remembers eternal september and was in college for it is like 18,250 days now
Nooo Dailymotion has recently updated to use some newer technology, joining the list of websites which no longer work on my old browser (ToT) It would be good if they could be like yahoo and facebook, when they detect an outdated browser they switch to a basic version (which is often quicker and less bloated) so it can still be used.
>>635
I've been through this cycle a few times with my tech that (thank God) refuses to die, and had to bend the knee to bloat once again last year. It's all so tiresome....
this song is pretty good
For me, it's Miyawaki Mangetsu-chan!
shitlibs love to say something disgustingly misogynistic and then make it "ok" by specifying "white women" instead of just "women"
Showed a girl Steely Dan and she thought it was neat
I'd like to shop for pencil boards without getting crippled by a wave of anime-boomer nostalgia for shows I didn't even watch but nobody talks about anymore and it makes me sad, thanks.
wakamezakegahime
it sounds gross, why would you ruin perfectly good girljuices with sake
I still think about that WACK HISTORY MONTH post.
I need to drive to California in a $3,000 car about this
Life, Liberty, and the Fursuit of Happiness
Thomas Jefferson was basically an Internet autist, and with his frequent inconsistencies, there's really no way he wouldn't have been both a degen furry and a foaming rabid anti-furry at different points.
I'll store the Fursuit of Happiness next to my Armour of Nigrous Nincompoopery.
And for my third wish, I wish that men were capable of tender erotic violence too.
THERE IS BURIED HERE
A WILD DQN
WHO IN DEFENCE OF HIS HERD
CHARGED AND DERAILED A THREAD
ON THE 11,479th DAY OF SEPT 1993
I think I've understood another level of what irony poisoning means; there's a specific "type of guy" who's so terrified of experiencing an emotion that he not only refuses to engage with anything on a serious level, but refuses to believe that it's even possible to do.
Man I wish fake leather covers were actually good, but IME they're just a time bomb on your shelf.
Time to leech off of taxpayer money forever!
"please don't jack off to this"? I ain't gonna let no stinkin' tag tell me what to do
a lot of people want to fuck and eat their clones
is the entire joke in PCB that "spring" basically means sex
I need a simple honest man to fuck me missionary style every night so I can bear him lots of strong sons to inherit the farm.
>>658 Despite the probabilities, the passage you're probably talking about doesn't support it when left untranslated.
a furry dressed in an old-fashioned military uniform, named Nipple Lion Boner-part
List of furries with ED articles
The Teaching Feeling dev seems to have released a new game a few weeks ago that's basically the same game but with some kind of horrifying undead eldritch goddess...
>>663
Erectile Dysfunction, Eating Disorder, or Encyclopedia Dramatica?
My shadow, it speaks.
At least I'm not a podcaster.
I hope the guy who genie wished for the site to be more active is happy.
Nendos are art, not idolatry. Funkos, on the other hand....
Feeling extremely normal today.
bang bang seki seki banki
our fine four-headed friend
Tummy hurts :(
>>556
Would that be something like "Under the moon, adult woman to issho"?
>>673
Can I rub your tummy? I have a sexual fetish for giving tummy rubs and it will arouse me deeply.
DQN could be improved with the addition of a snapchat stories feature
>>674
No, it's apparently "muscle mommy" and/or queer shit (because being attracted to standard sexy women is "misogynistic" and unacceptable).
>>674,677
So, it's complicated. Not that you have the wrong idea in summary.
The guy who coined it (I have no idea why I have cyberstalked him for 9 years since I do find him kind of repugnant) meant quite literally "socially acceptable" lewdness. Socially acceptable to whom? Stereotypical game journalists and their sycophants, who have arbitrary (but consistently insufferable) criteria for what they will consider good taste in fanservice, as a weak defense to their constant attacks on actually good fanservice.
Hence, it's not truly generalizable to purely objective principles. But he does hate "reddit sexuality" (dominant/muscular w*man and all that), and of course absolutely hates that of the large spectrum of Internet leftoid cliques that hold a belief that you are morally obligated to find whatever pedestrians think is hideous to be beautiful.
For instance, he included Cammy's SF6 stretch pose in the mix, because he doesn't like it and game journos did (yes, it's just that important as a factor; also, he has a beef with Capcom for dumbing down Monster Hunter and is willing to be brazenly hypocritical or contrarian on lots of topics, because he's a bored NEET who picks Internet fights), whereas most people who accept the term would not, because nah that's pretty hot.
One gag he does now and then that I find amusing is to say "this wasn't me btw" to "South Australia Man" news items.
>>675
Are you going to imagine me pregnant while you do?
>>679
No. My pregnancy fetish is sourced from my tummy fetish, not the other way around (I think).
>the large spectrum of Internet leftoid cliques that hold a belief that you are morally obligated to find whatever pedestrians think is hideous to be beautiful
This whole thing is starting to be a little more muted because transwomen often love p0rn and defend conventional beauty though, and the general defense of sexuality and sexual content a lot of the LGBT do albeit usually not in the realm of video games, which is why the right-leaning gamers who like sexual content should form an alliance with that crowd in my opinion
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thinking about Uncanny Cat Golf
Personally I blame all problems in society on Ready Player One
>>682 This alliance exists. Those in it often feel it doesn't exist, but those outside it have a strange animosity for us.
It is a forever uneasy Dao with shifting bounds and many spazzes (oh, all of our most prominent representatives are, that is how they appoint themselves such) who keep entering and leaving it in disgrace, but the Huizingan Magic Circle itself is antifragile like the ouroboros. The enemies of the Circle try to rewrite the Pattern, but the Circle is an intrinsic part of Creation; it does nothing and wins.
It is like how the TTS Gamer Presidents seemingly can't stand each other, but are in fact the Three Vinegar Tasters trapped (heh) in a karma, having once experienced rays of the bliss of trve gaming and knowing its rather arcane subtleties. To the outsider, they must seem more like the blind men arguing about an elephant. But to the insider, they are like Talmudic sages coming up with arguments from fanciful, completely unwarranted directions that yet sometimes, somehow reveal something amusing about reality.
(Oh, what are my beliefs? "Why yes, I read and subscribe to the theology of the literal Puritans; how could you tell?" In other words, explaining myself on this gets overly wordy and more unpopular the longer I explain. I'll leave it at, my tolerance for art extends very, very far if it's in service of the holy--we have an erotic sacred text, mind you--but not so much when it's an earnest invitation to idolatry, heresy, sin, etc.)
In hindsight, I kind of like it when a series takes a really weird turn that it really ought to try, and then doesn't revisit it because there's no point.
Like how Morte Darthur gets to the Quest part and becomes more of a fever-dream and theological, or TDKR being inferior as an action film exposed that yes the trilogy always only served "realism" in extremely narrow senses in service to its strange Christian-ish allegory, or how fighting game series have a dark future theme for one (usually the third) installment.
I liked some of what Bioshock Infinite was trying to be, but the actual thing was basically the opposite of this.
I like marshmallows!
>>686
Genuinely unsure if this is a sincere post by Philosophy Major Poster (as I've come to nickname that personality) or if it's a parody diss on Philosophy Major Poster. So, good job, I guess?
Friday morning coffee shits, yeah boyeeee.
Why does everything I drink suddenly taste like cheese?
Who wants to be sick with me?
Shibboleth: N-A-A-C-P vs. N-double-A-C-P
Nothing in this world is better than distorted kicks.
Judge Holden as a ranttuber
the malacose school bully vs. the faithful furry-Jesus worshipper
how DO you clean a couch
Shame! Shame!
"putting loctite on wood screws"
I must have played dozens of massage parlor simulator osawari eroge but somehow only just now found one that lets you massage the girl's feet
Seriously, looking back on Adventure Time, I feel like the show was to humiliate boys who are too nice to girls
Cute girl with chubby thighs and frumpy glasses wno never smiles and struggles to make eye contact with strangers
I'm thinking way too hard about what to post in this thread.
>>705 Posting is a lot like shitting, you shouldn't strain yourself!
get the fuck on!
DQNCORE ESSENTIALS LIST (1st draft):
I think this is a pretty good book, but it needs music, western movies, troll entries and LGBT books that resonate with the queers on this side of the internet
All heterosexuals must die.
West Hollywood has fallen, millions must stimulate their prostates
Come on and slam
And wet your shimapan
>>708
For more representation of fine LGBT literature, may I suggest "Hogg" by Samuel R. Delany and "The Wasp Factory" by Iain Banks?
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The catgirl sat on the matgirl.