Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
#37 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/
#38 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610604190/
#39 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1614086960/
#40 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1617481384/
#41 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1621434255/
#42 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1626512956/
#43 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1631851352/
#44 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/
#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!
grep -abo '.porn.' /dev/sda
computer aided bikeshedding
IS THAT... A SQUID? OH GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND! AAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE
No wonder people kept making jokes about China with John Cena.
The crowd kept shouting "Sina! Sina!"
congress needs to start granting letters of marque again so we can start fighting back in our proxy war with canada over who can get more cursed indian graveyards
It would be very funny if the President of the United States started murdering all the Supreme Court justices.
We should do 9/11 again.
Only 730 days until THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9-11xxx
9/12!
atsuhiko kurokawa
I think I'm having a bird moment.
Maidelo
Hello, maid.
Well, who are you gonna believe? Me or your leonine eyes?
So sad...
I was checking out modern-day telegram services for fun and noticed that you can send a telegram to Fedyra.
https://itelegram.com/telegram/send/?recCountry=XF
Where the fuck is Fedyra?
It's on a list of countries like Fiji and Finland so it's presumably supposed to be one of those, though there are also some subnational territories on the list like the Aland (sic) Islands.
tramsed genber 👍
Emojis on textboards fill me with insatiable rage.
( ⌒-⌒) The authorities (standards committee) agrees with my myopic thinking (that emoji are glyphs), and I will opportunistically use this to smugly imply the superiority of all my views, as usual.
weeping that my art will never be on any level worth beholding
looks like we got another reagan moment
"yeah i'd kill baby hitler" liberal sending his thoughts and prayers to guy often compared to hitler right now
"You refuse to allow photos with your mouth open because you fear becoming a soyjak. I refuse because I only permit authentic imagery of me sucking dicks. We are not the same."
I miss my cat.
ᓚᘏᗢ
>>402 I never use emojis, but I started deliberately using them on textboards a few years ago when someone mentioned how angry it makes them 😋😆😈
Plutarch, I think you're confused. I'm asking about Osiris.
> Fish ate his penis.
Let me speak to an actual Egyptian! What happened to Osiris after his dismemberment?
> Fish ate his penis. Oh, the priest of Apollo is here! He knows more about it than I do.
ROFLZ!
i need the most shamelessly horny waifu collector gacha game you can think of, like at least 2 or 3 times hornier than blue archive
>>413
May I suggest https://www.hpgames.jp/dolphin-wave/
(There are also gacha games like the Taimanin one that are literal porn, but that seems like cheating)
"There are also gacha games like the Tiananmen one that are literal porn, but that seems like cheating"
My gacha is too horny for you, traveler!
> He wiggles his eyebrows lasciviously.
Wait.
Fuck.
Ricky Jay would have made a really cute girl
thinking about women makes me want to kill myself
how do i tell twitter advertisers that i am racist towards south koreans
"the computer storage equivalent of those razor disposal holes they used to put in old houses"
I may be slowly and inevitably becoming a crazy old man, but I won't put up with having crazy old man eyebrows if I can help it.
I'm happy to be alive.
>>422
Every day you're not six feet under is automatically a good day.
pretty fucking sick of fat people lying to me while they starve me
I'm sicker of fat people lying to me about starving themselves
>I barely eat!
>I only eat one meal a day!
>I have ARFID and have to force myself to eat!
Heard it all.
chika nuka nuka nuka place downtown
For me, it's one meal a day + as many snacks as I like
>>426
Starvation dieting is not necessary and is unhealthy. But it doesn't matter. You can literally tell them to go all-you-can-eat zerocarb for a month, and 99% chance they won't fucking stack two consecutive days without ice cream or bread.
Didn't the guy who shilled zerocarb diets weigh 250 lbs and die of a heart attack?
this dokyun eating beans!
>>430
That sounds a lot like you're thinking about Robert Atkins, whose diet is usually termed "the Atkins diet", which is distinctly not zerocarb (a specific thing semi-inaccurately named by a guy who is perhaps better known for being the Grateful Dead's sound engineer... and acid supply).
The circumstances of Atkins' death remain surrounded by a smoke screen of misinformation, some from supporters, most from critics. The version of things you remember was widely reported, based off a deliberate misinterpretation of an illegally obtained and leaked report. What he actually died from, however, is the consequence of blunt force trauma to the head. His hospital admission form had him at 195 (which is still overweight for 6 ft., and Mayor Bloomberg who'd recently met him opined as such); the much larger figure at death, supporters contend and NBC Dateline reported as plausible, is the result of bloating up in several days of intensive care. He did have a heart attack years prior to that, which his cardiologist attributed to viral cardiomyopathy (for some reason, that's a thing people are more aware of today than they were back then).
It should be noted that Atkins is not even the first low-carb diet to make the headlines in America--Salisbury (1823-1905) and Stefansson (1879-1962) have him beat by a long shot. It is also not a popular choice among low carb dieters today--not hip enough for paleobros, not iron-and-bloody enough for right-wing bodybuilders, too much vegetable, too much vegetable oil, etc.
I should probably eat more vegetables.
>>426 Why are you discussing other people's diets so much?
"sampling masters mega is my favorite higurashi musician"
vs
"silver forest is my favorite umineko musician"
I remember being a 19 year old NEET and reading the grinding noises thread on a decrepit refurbished HP laptop running xubuntu that only worked right if you removed the battery and plugged it into AC power, now I'm 30 and have a job and a car and a girlfriend but little did I know that that night was the highlight of my life
Lord, grant me the serenity to not read the news, the courage to not read the news, and the wisdom to not read the news.
god i just want to be a 104 iq middle manager making $58k a year living in cedar falls, michigan and be married to a sweet and slightly overweight but with a pretty face woman who works as a substitute teacher in the school district where our two children attend & who i met at the non-denominational protestant church i attend weekly but don't really think about religion all that much and have vanilla missionary sex once a week on saturdays after 1.9 glasses of store brand white wine each and go on a modest family vacation once a year until I retire and then spend the next few years mowing the lawn until i die of a stroke at 81 years old
>>438
you forgot to mention the postmortem DNA analysis that links you to 13 unsolved rapes and murders throughout the midwest
What happens if you nuke a tsunami before it makes landfall?
I suspect Phineas Gage's story is fake, because his name may be read as "fine-ass gauge."
I might be turning lactose intolerant.
sneeding feeds as a pastime activity
I forgot...
Bought a new toilet cleaner, and now my hands smell like swimming pool.
I got wogs in my head and they won't go
Niggers in my head and they won't go
>>413
try riichi city, you gotta learn mahjong and kind of ignore that you're gooning with three other dudes tho
i been smoking on this crack in my cadillac i am gay and black
i'm 6'4, 310lbs, i played defensive tackle in highschool and now i compete at strongman and powerlifting, how do i convince my 5'2 107lb girlfriend to femdom me
>>452 get a 2nd girlfriend and have the 1st one sit on her shoulders
Magnus Hirschfeld and his Asian twink boyfriend (the one they discovered in an apartment in New York with almost all of his writings in the 80s sometime): https://files.catbox.moe/amfwgc.jpg
>>434
I do physical therapy, and a lot of very fat people who had health scares and are given strict diets or at least a calorie restriction and it's really sad how few actually follow them, but it has gotten amusing as they've started self-dxing every eating disorder under the sun except the one they actually have (binge eating).
all of the kali/acc/BAPtist/"fashy femboy" types from back in the day that I still talk to have all gone through the exact same "yeah LARPing as a Strasserist Kshatriya Aryan steppe warrior was fun when I was 20 and all but I have a job and a girlfriend now" transformation lmao
>>456 many such cases!
I can't even look at you.
lana del rey could come out and release a statement like "it didn't happen but they deserved it, also hitler is alive in agartha" and i'd just be like "ur so right queen we love you"
I wish my sister's Salvadoran ex-girlfriend would move out of my bedroom hallway to El Salvador.
Not the first person to make this observation, but it is extremely funny that absolutely nobody is happy with the current state of society. Even the ultra-rich who undeniably are benefiting the most from the way things are set up are tortured by the fact that they could be making even more money and also everyone hates them. Like, humanity collectively really fucked this one up, huh.
Come to think of it, I still haven't bought an onahole.
bicycle pictures(fiets pics)
I wish I had enough upper body strength to bludgeon someone to death with a hammer.
Zaag kick
i been smoking crack in my cadillac i am gay and black
favorite 2hu overall: seiga
favorite ship: hifuu
coolest: byakuren
cutest: aunn
hottest: utsuho
"wow she is literally me": youmu
i have no particular strong feelings good or bad about kikes
but she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
>>466
There's at least one bodybuilder DQN, he should be able to help you.
Bodybuilder DQN, help me. You're my only hope. There are so many people who need to be bludgeoned to death with a hammer and I'm so weak.
moving to australia to get priapism from hearing them say retarded shit in their retarded accent
ITT your favorite Touhou OST and why you hate klezmer.
>>475 I can't pick a favourite, and I don't hate klezmer. But are there any klezmer touhou songs?
I wonder if I could convince Elon to pay me a ridiculous sum of money for my jizz (I have a vanishingly rare set of heritable conditions suited to Mars colonization).
chudman and the woker
rpgmaker hentai game where the cute female heroine's clothes get progressively more torn off as she takes damage
I want to eat cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care
