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#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!
you are not "boivulating" you are 31 years old
I'm liking this video for my own reasons, not because you told me to.
kareha-powered microblogging service
I am not the clout chaser, nor the clout chaser's son, but I'll chase clout til the clout chaser comes
Some insanely high IQ geniuses are the people who move mountains. Most of them simply collect midwit beliefs like Pokemon.
GOD I wish I could live in an idyllic seaside house with Marisa and spend the evenings looking at the sunset whilst torturing dozens of koyukkuri Reimus and throwing their remains into the sea.
whorses
vc: wugly
gosurori (gosling lolita)
eat a dinosaur
Is there something like an "otome game for heterosexual men" out there? Like, a dating sim type game with only a handful of female love interest characters with fleshed out multi-dimensional personalities, where the focus is on dating, deepening bonds and building relationships, slice-of-life style interactions, cutesy romance, event collecting, and things like combat and plot are secondary?
>>660
There is, but you went into enough detail for me to believe you're just making a tongue-in-cheek statement.
unlimited genocide on the VIP world
unlimited pp works
veins of the earth's penis
>>661
No, I was genuinely looking for game recommendations, I basically want genderswapped Love and Deep Space.
A stylised erect penis, pointing directly
up, carved from black marble. From its tip
grows a lotus blossom shaped from polished
iridium. The blossom splays out like a radio
telescope, pointed at the sky and dully
reflects any available light. The surface of
the phallus is polished to a reflective sheen
and casts back wrinkled images, especially
of the radiating lotus petals above it, which
seem to wrap the thing in silver. Sex in
the presence of the phallus always results
in conception, always of genius children
(combined Intelligence and Wisdom never
less than 30).
>>665
Ah, I see, unironically you've described both the ren'ai and bishōjo tags without being too aware of the distinctions and universe of related tags, then. It sounded more like a (well deserved) swipe at uncultured swine who apply "dating sim" to all sorts of games that aren't or barely have the elements.
Probably one of the distinctions you're really getting at is the distinction between ren'ai simulation and ren'ai adventure. You are trying to express a bias for the simulation elements (which are something of a minority in the genre), without getting too deep in the weeds of an actual RPG or strategy game?
If you have already tried out giants like Tokimeki Memorial, I have no actual recommendations myself because I stopped being very interested in these a long time ago, like an "oh fuck how did I actually forget shit" long time ago. I can only pack you some search terms:
男性向け恋愛ゲーム (romance games for men) 美少女ゲーム (bishōjo game) ギャルゲー (gal game) シミュレーション (simulation) エロ (erotic) 成人向け (for adults) -- the last two aren't necessarily detractors, like Sengoku Rance is a pretty good game, but most of the garbage is just porn with excuses added and you're specifically asking for something more substantial
>>667
You sound like a massive nerd and I want to kiss you (on the lips!)
>>667
I appreciate the direction and also find it funny you (correctly) assume offhand that I can read Japanese, my first post was meant to contrast the type of game I'm looking for with the type of game I've actually found while searching, which is games with a huge cast of mostly one-dimensional female love interests where the main focus is sex and not romance. Sexual content is ok and also an obvious component to love/romance stories but I want a game I don't feel compelled to put down after I cum, you know?
stepped on a snail :(
There will never ever be an "Inaba of the Moon, Inaba of the Earth" style comedy/slice of life manga about everyone who wasn't a playable character in Touhou 13.5 goofing off while their bosses were away...
epic joust versus a snail
hollering "SCROTUM" in a faux Scottish accent
oversized and agitated rooster
My spine will never be the same.
>>676
Addendum: unlike that guy, I do also jerk off to it though.
>>676
DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED
YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS
total screwworm death
Learning that the Goatse man got divorced has been a soul-crushing and devastating revelation.
If that jewel among men can't maintain a marriage, what hope is there for me?
missing pp
Doo not pursoo Lue Poo
Touch the cow. Do it now.
Going to ask the local sheet metal guy if he has any stainless bar he'd be willing to sell, wish me luck.
Could I motivate you to build a raft with me? Would you give it a shot at least?
It's been a long time since I last touched a cow.
Fun video game fact (also Portal 2 SPOILER): when Wheatley is in space, he's orbited by Core 1... meaning he's REALLY dense!
>>684 Does carving them up into meal sized chunks count, because I've done a lot of that.
> Alex Soros fell for the Billionaires' Row death trap
I long suspected he doesn't have the old man's nose for investment. Now I know he doesn't.
eat a penis
you ever think about how its more socially acceptable to piss your pants in public as opposed to pulling them down to piss
I'd like to watch more shows, play more games, be more social, produce art worth seeing, etc.
But it seems rather apparent that people who pursue at least two of these become quite unknowledgeable, something that doesn't bother them as much as it bothers me.
So instead I became knowledgeable and unhappy!
Skill issue, I watch shows and play games and am social and produce art worth seeing and I'm still knowledgeable, and happy too.
Yup me too
I have some bad news for you.
eat an aurochs
Cum Fu
Heartbreaking: your allies are all fighting each other
obese orcs
underweight orcs, with severe nutrient deficiencies
>>692
Same with jerking off, I guess pants imbue respectability onto all the refuse of man.
Now I'm thinking of some text adventure game I played as a teenager and as with all such I tried seeing what would happen if you typed in dirty words. In this one it would at first just not respond to "piss" and "shit" at all, not even the usual "invalid command" type of response so I knew something was up. I found if you persistently typed them enough times the game would start saying "I don't need to, thank you." If you still kept persisting you would eventually get "You wet your pants, fool!" / "You have shit in your pants, fool!" (unless you removed the pants first, in which case it would just give something like "Ahhh, that felt good!")
No idea what the title was, I think you were like, stranded on an alien planet and trying to escape and there was a lake you could swim in and maybe a hostile robot. Mostly I just remember the swear responses though.
My recollection is that most other games I tried this in either just didn't have swears in their dictionary or generically told you off if you used them. Conrad Button's games would kill you / force quit the game if you swore though, as I recall.
(Also cue AVGN "don't know how to FUCK something")
>>703
That sounds kind of like Planetfall but I pulled it up on an online emulator and it doesn't comprehend pissing and shitting.
Intense googling suggests it may have been one of the early Space Quest games but I have grown too lazy to check.
I was warned about getting cum in my eyes. I was warned about getting cum in my hair. But nobody ever warned me about getting cum up my nose. Gentle reader, let this be my warning to you: when a man is cumming on your face, don't inhale at the same time, lest you face the same terrible fate that I did last night.
YouTube is cancer
I can't believe the entire Sims 1 interface is in Comic Sans.
keyboard exists chair and keyboard
maybe one day i'll gather up all my nightwalk posts and compare them to the median thread quality
When Trump said "grab her by the pussy", did he mean to suggest a degree of penetration to allow one to grip from the inside, as one might handle one's lucky bowling ball? Or did he refer to a carefully executed pincer motion targeting the external labia and/or clitoris, as if one were employing a bold experimental strategy for an unprecedentedly popular new crane game where the prize is pussy?
>>710
In context, he almost certainly meant "drag" (e.g. "she drags him around by the dick") and instead produced one of his trademark dotardly malapropisms.
When there are no SJIS character themed threads on the front page I foment terrorism.
Boobs...
judge judy and executioner
aisle ill owlet
People are like maggots, small, blind, worthless fish bait
Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody
I'm living in the past.
"george lewis burgers", next question
making fleuve an English word so I can translate 大河 literally
BYE!!! BYEBYE!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!
balls anal
under communism fuckable robololis can be strapped to your crotch and suck you off while you work all day
Every time I find myself enjoying work, the words "the worker is a trash hominid"flash through my mind.
Kitsune grunge: Smells Like Fox Spirit
post op FtMs be like "there was a hole here but it's gone now"
"I wish I was Pontius Pilate"
I had this idea that if the state is going to legally obligate you to purchase a certain service or good (I mainly have in mind financial services like insurance, especially car or health insurance, but material goods like fire extinguishers and wheelchair ramps probably fit the bill too) then the state should provide an avenue to buy that thing directly from the government, while still allowing and even encouraging private companies to also sell it to drive competition. To be legally coerced by the state into buying a certain good or service from one of a handful of companies licensed to sell it by that same state feels like it goes against the idea of free enterprise, and this way also, rather than legislate minimum standards for them, the standards of the things being sold by the state would just become the de-facto minimum baseline standards for safety and acceptable levels of service.
Don't savings banks kinda fit the bill for financial stuff (at least in spirit)?
tried playing mystia's izakaya and my're favorite 2hu hated my dish so much that she got mad and left the store so i will be killing myself forthwith
wonder what protactile sex is like
>>730
I loved feeding Diona something she hated in Genshin Impact when they had that food event, her reaction is so funny
I'm dehydrated, but if I drink a lot of water I'll have to get up to pee soon and the cat curled up in my lap will never forgive me.
pee on cat?
Obviously using mules isn't stone age. If it was stone age they'd be using domesticated dinosaurs like the Flintstones taught me.
mashup of "heaven up" and "yalla ya nasrallah"
Nuclear space marxism
Nuclear Jetsons retrofuturism
I'm gonna grind the fucking shit out of every single thing there is to do in this game over the course of the next two to three weeks and then never touch it again as long as I live but still talk about it occasionally
Practice S.A.F.E sex! Suck And Fuck Extreme!
I looked at my dental floss and the packaging says something along the following:
>Removes two times more plaque!*
>*compared to the leading brand DOF-0036
Well, I'm interested in what this "DOF-0036" is, so I Google it. And all I find is the same floss as the one I have.
I am no closer to knowing what they're actually comparing to and now I am upset.
CD: Shhhh...this is a sleepysecret: Yellow Fever Madness
Buckle your motherfuckin' seatbelt. Beep.
Z: We have to start a new topic.
J: Now Cory,
C: Mhmm
J: On your topic list you- you want to talk about coffee.
C: Oh man.
J: This better be good Cory 'cause uhhh
C: Listen.
J: You got thirty seconds to tell a good story about coffee.
C: Listen I like me- I like me some dang 'ol coffee. Every morning I wake up, get me some coffee and it's some good drinkin'
[pause]
J: Anyways next topic
Z: Next topic, uh, that was good
[Cory laughs]
J:[indistinct]
C: We need to talk about coffee
J: Let me see this, let me see that
C: We- no we need to talk about coffee, it's like uh
J: Alright
J: Chris do you like coffee?
C: How do you guys like
Ch: I think it's okay
C: Because you guys like I- I remember
Z: What's your favourite kind of coffee
Ch: Uhh peppermint mocha latte
Z: I go for the basic shit, just regular coffee with french vanilla cream in it. The basic... the bare basic.
Ch: I'm fucking bored
Z: The bear necessities as... Simba once said
[Cory laughs]
Ch: Wait
[Cory laughs again]
Z: You right there Cory?
C: The Berenstein Bears said that.
Z: Fuck you Cory you don't know shit.
C: [indistinct]
Ch[mockingly]: What about you Jeff what do you think of coffee
Z[copying Chris]: Jeff, what do you think of coffee?
J: I like a uhh... in the morning I get a nice double cappuncino
Z: oooh look at you
J: like a big queer
Yasumi Matsuno's strangely unbiased following list on Blackboard Bold X
zojirushi with pikachu decoration
one of those asian shrines with lots of statues, except some of them are kitschy garden gnomes
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Deadlands and Call of Cthulhu both have adventures on a train that are among their most notable offerings. There is also an extensive fan supplement to Castles & Crusades that has a "conversion" table including FF6 and I just think that's real neat.
I have never played a TTRPG and I never will be able to keep at one if I ever start due to my sleep disorder (unless solo counts... doesn't to me...). But I got like 25% of the way into a large-scale archive organizing effort before burning out earlier this year!
The music box doesn't work
Estelle is a really good name.
all men are mothercons, sex isn't about "penetrating" the woman but about being engulfed by her and returning to the womb, the "sex drive" isn't real it's all part of the male death drive