[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#48]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#48] (999)

1 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 13:35 [No]

Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!

850 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 14:22 [No]

British cuisine really does have its strong points (especially if you like butter, savory flavors, certain textures), but aesthetics ain't one of them.
Consider the jellied eel. On paper, it should be a big hit in China, but it looks so ass they don't go for it. Oh you want something that's supposed to be pretty? Try the fucking "stargazy pie", it's got fish heads poking out.

851 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 17:56 [No]

バイト中爆睡する私まだ面白い

852 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11375 23:38 [No]

Heartbreaking: two people you stalk but don't interact with are having a big falling out over a seriously minor difference of opinion too subtle for anyone but you and them to understand

853 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 07:42 [No]

I was always more of a tits man than an ass man but lately I've finally started to see the appeal of the latter, especially when my wife bends over with tight jeans...

854 Name: Mr. Wikipedia Dick : 1993-09-11376 12:09 [No]

See https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/662 for the Stargazy Pie >>850 is talking about!

855 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 15:57 [No]

Mystic Towers' farting keyhole

856 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 18:27 [No]

I'm done being lectured on my nation's culinary history by Americans!
Because let me tell you, "jellied eels" and "stargazy pie" are oddities chiefly aimed at tourists! We don't fucking eat that! If you came here expecting fish head pie and cream of goat's arse soup, you'd be almost disappointed by how similar our cuisine is to yours!

857 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 19:30 [No]

women who "love cooking" actually usually love love having 100 billion different extremely specific niche-use kitchen gadgets from temu and then the dullest, shittiest knives you've ever used in your life

858 Name: ( ´_⊃｀) : 1993-09-11376 19:46 [No]

Bitch don't even get me started. Our own prized dishes like fried chicken and cornbread owe a great deal to the best of Elizabethan and Jacobean cookery, and for an American to put down British cooking is performative Anglophobia more than anything, and it almost exactly sounds like that way ornery Canadians who imagine themselves serious people like to pretend they're a strong, independent country that don't need no missile defense.
National cuisine is well judged by oddities as long as they're characteristic--possibly highly localized ones just like Orwell resorted to "In Defence of English Cooking"--and it's particularly fair game to put it in a positive light if the dish is excellent despite the misgivings of idiots, as is the case with the aforementioned seafood dishes, bangers and mash, fry-up, pease potage, or haggis.
Whether it is a typical meal there or how much the diet there is ever-increasingly just globoslop is only slightly relevant. Like it's good that lately y'all dropped the 900 years' inferiority complex to French cuisine now that all your aristocrats are self-extinguishing neolibs instead of human-pet-havers, but the "we have made kabob and curry ours" or "we can play at haute cuisine too" as seen on MSM op-eds or W*k*p*dia is objectively an L. You don't see Americans needing to culturally appropriate tamales and enchiladas, we just do it and call it Mexican food (when you're a star, the Mexicans just let you).
Furthermore, in an American supermarket, you probably will not find double cream, treacle, or most sweets that you can take for granted in Britain.

859 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11376 22:40 [No]

>>856
I notice no denial of pork faggots and spotted dick here.

860 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 01:53 [No]

pee nut butt er

861 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 09:36 [No]

Pow! Right in the orbicularis oris!

862 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 13:07 [No]

gongfu could feasibly be translated as "craft", as in "craft beer" or "craft brewed southern style iced sweet tea"

863 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 14:03 [No]

gung ho is 工合 and kung fu is 功夫 but 工 and 功 are in fact cognate and pronounced the same since ancient times

in chimerican this translates to Workers' Meritorious Jingoistic Ass-Kickin' Tea

864 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 14:05 [No]

>>859 I think those are quite old-fashioned dishes, I've seen tinned versions in shops before, but never seen them served in a restaurant or anything like that. I've never had them. They're basically just meatballs and sponge cake. But I did go to visit family in Scotland once and they gave me home-made “Leaky Cock Soup”, which was very nice!

865 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 17:38 [No]

Maybe being put in a Saw trap would actually fix me.

866 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 18:56 [No]

Contract Dong: Killer for Hire

867 Name: vc: nud : 1993-09-11377 21:28 [No]

> What is it about asia that gives them all those eyes?

Neanderthal DNA

> surely not the--

especially the Tibetan sand fox

868 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11377 23:21 [No]

the dutch should always consequently write ij as ÿ.
ÿiranaide, nagatoro-san.

869 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 00:36 [No]

snus abuse

870 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 01:09 [No]

Godzilla roaring but it's some dude going "grrr, raaargh" with his voice instead of the classic sound effect

871 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 01:16 [No]

"Altered Beast" is a funny title to me because, I don't know if it's a regional thing or if someone on the localization team just dropped the ball, but where I come from if you say an animal is "altered" it's a euphemism for "neutered".

872 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 12:22 [No]

Ernie vs. Arnie

873 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 13:48 [No]

Now everybody's pissing, don't piss on me!

874 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 16:53 [No]

Dwarven Berserker riding a Glyptodon

875 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 17:17 [No]

Farting while pooping and pooping while farting are not the same

876 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 18:45 [No]

The spirit is horny but the dick is weak

877 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 20:16 [No]

Swiss cheese model? I ASKED for cheddar!

878 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11378 22:48 [No]

Julius Caesar, but replaced changeling-style with a stereotypical modern Italian politician

879 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 01:18 [No]

ejaculation peanuts

880 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 05:59 [No]

The Picture of Dorian Gray except it's that Franz Stuck painting of Odin that Hitler was kind of obsessed with

881 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 14:49 [No]

6 year old teenagers...

882 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 16:05 [No]

jjj
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883 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 16:51 [No]

Strong contender for worst week of my life so far.

884 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 19:22 [No]

for a group that coined the word "mansplaining," almost every woman I've met or dated seems to think she's the only one who knows shit about anything and everyone else is the biggest retard around

885 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 20:07 [No]

when I've been single for more than a few months: oh blessed goddess of mercy, i'm so alone, i need a touch of the divine feminine in my life, i love lavender and sylvia plath and lana del rey, please notice me magic woman-creature

when I've been in a relationship for more than a few months: schopenhauer was right about literally everything, maybe sharia law doesn't sound so bad after all, shut the fuck up about the curtains already god damn i don't care

886 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 20:18 [No]

have you considered dating men?

887 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 20:23 [No]

actually i did exclusively date men for a long time but dealing with faggots comes with its own pitfalls and caveats and also doesn't really solve my "i don't give a shit about the curtains dude" problem

888 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 21:22 [No]

trans women? trans men?

889 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 21:39 [No]

Expert level racist hitman: "<English first name> Lee. Hong Kong...? (sniff sniff) no, this one's Singapore...."

890 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 22:50 [No]

>>884-888
It's almost as if people are shits, regardless of sex or gender.

891 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 22:54 [No]

How about DQN users?

892 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11379 23:51 [No]

>>891
I mean, sure, but there's an obvious major difference between dealing with an annoying person online where you can close the window whenever you're done interacting, versus having to deal with them in meatspace (especially in the case of a romantic interest, who you're both probably spending a lot of time with, and also might've suckered yourself into it based mainly on physical attraction rather than actually enjoying someone's company in any real capacity).

A pseudoanonymous board also has the advantage that (barring educated guesses based on things like strange word/phrase choices and patterns of posting times) you don't know if a poster is someone you've previously butted heads with, so you can still interact without grudging about past stuff.

893 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11380 01:55 [No]

"Let's check the rest of this on Pixiv" (deleted a long time ago, artist style doesn't even look like that anymore, artist never asked for the old account back)

ugh, not again

894 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11380 02:03 [No]

They never thought she could lose.
Now they realize she could never win.

895 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11380 07:51 [No]

>>885
The truth is "love" is a trap set up by the Demiurge in order to trick us into making more babies to perpetuate itself.
Instead let us all love Lain, and enjoy a moderate contemplative life in search of all that is Good and True, so that our form may hold when the earthly mold inevitably breaks.

896 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11380 12:01 [No]

I'm honestly surprised more people don't kill themselves.

897 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11380 15:47 [No]

>>890 as a slutty bisexual I'm uniquely aware that 95% of humans are garbage regardless of their chromosomes but you don't have to be a both-sidesing faggot about it

898 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11380 16:53 [No]

I should stop snorting mephedrone. I should, but I won't.

899 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11380 21:03 [No]

>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is iron and what is steel

900 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 01:50 [No]

Nubian fuck princess

901 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 02:42 [No]

>>899
Discussion over such distinctions are wrought with peril.

902 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 06:25 [No]

\forall gundam

903 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 11:42 [No]

Sunset at 4:30pm? What did I do to deserve this?

904 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 12:32 [No]

My latest favorite subgenre of pron is "Memorial Nude Photo," in which a man convinces his wife to do a nude photoshoot to preserve her youthful beauty. The catch is they bring in a hot male model, and the poses become increasingly sexual, eventually leading to outright sex.

I'm not sure exactly why this genre appeals to me, an real life I would never want to be a cuckold. Perhaps it's because I can simultaneously sympathize with all three parties involved:

The woman, giving into pure desire. The mind hesitates but the body cannot resist.
The husband, encouraging his wife and taking joy in her pleasure.
The male model, dominant and skillful.

Unfortunately I haven't been able to find any other subgenre that satisfies me-- other kinds of ntr don't really work for me, especially non-consensual stuff which seems to be more common.

905 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 13:13 [No]

david attenborough nature documentary about gensokyo where he narrates about their "elaborate displays of ritualized combat"

906 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 14:46 [No]

>>903
dude latitude lmao

907 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 16:56 [No]

>>901
How dare you cast such ferro-cious aspersions!

908 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11381 22:52 [No]

scrotebag

vc: relick

909 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11382 00:51 [No]

coal man

910 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11382 16:31 [No]

The outernet.

911 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11382 21:57 [No]

What if they made chili nuts, but replaced the actual nut with more coating

912 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 06:33 [No]

I often think about parents who make an ass of themselves on social media intentionally, to try and get 15 minutes of fame and I just feel terribly for their kids, especially when they include them in the content. I wonder if in like 5-10 years we're gonna see posts from parents like:
"My child hasn't talked to me in 5 years and I think they changed their name. What should I do?"
"What happened? Was this a typical disagreement about identity or religion?"
"No. I was a sexual meme on Youtube Shorts when they were in high school and got bullied because of it."
Christ.

913 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 09:56 [No]

Fuck me.

914 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 14:14 [No]

retarded alt timeline where states, parties, and individuals supporting the SMO switch half the CIS to Latin lettering not because of any reasonable reason but so they can use the letter Z more often

915 Name: vc: deeze : 1993-09-11383 14:39 [No]

what if the Chinese soft power fails have a genuine excitement about industrial glycine, factory farming, and plastic mold injection and it'd blow their minds to learn that this bores Westerners to tears

916 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 15:18 [No]

neko nabe neko nabe neko nabe neko nabe

917 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 15:54 [No]

saw a cute boy in a burzum t-shirt today
didn't have the guts to ruffle his hair, unfortunately

918 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 19:33 [No]

Haven't gotten another election canvassing phonecall since I answered the last one by screaming "kill yourself" over my car's bluetooth until they hung up

919 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 19:39 [No]

concept: marxist-dharmist thought that considers karma etc as a type of material condition

920 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11383 20:33 [No]

>>917
(the guts guts nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa guts guts, if you will)

921 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 12:35 [No]

defrogged priests

vc: rehick

922 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 18:50 [No]

Rome has fallen and it can't get up

923 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 19:22 [No]

all the ray peater stuff i run into in the wild is just faddish lunacy, but then i read the actual guy's stuff and it's not the A+ schizoposting i was promised

924 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 21:43 [No]

ray peat: milk is pretty good for you, but if you're trying to lose weight you should consider drinking skim instead of 2% or whole milk

ray peaters: walking past the soybean oil at the grocery store makes my liver shut down unless i take trenbolone and rub bulgarian research chemicals on my scrotum

925 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 21:56 [No]

milk makes me shit myself :(

926 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 22:02 [No]

ray peat: there are chemical pollutants in the environment that are bad for you and sometimes certain dietary supplements can help your body deal with them

ray peaters: standing in the light of my car's brake lights gives me the urge to rape because of the testosterone surge from redlighting

927 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 22:03 [No]

yeah, i don't know how it happened either but it's really fucking funny

928 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 22:41 [No]

scrotum suntanning

929 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 23:05 [No]

I sunbathed naked once, it was kinda nice.

930 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11384 23:22 [No]

I'm yelling at a cup.

931 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 01:58 [No]

It is Seaman. SEA. MAN. Not semen!

932 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 02:26 [No]

As in JIZZ

933 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 12:36 [No]

Please, no more.

934 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 13:01 [No]

The rain in Spain floods them out again

935 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 19:25 [No]

Bollocks.

936 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 21:49 [No]

NOT THE ZOMB ZOMBS

937 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 22:01 [No]

Did something good happen?

938 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11385 22:17 [No]

SuckSuckGo

939 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 00:17 [No]

Is Kagi worth it? I'm tired of GPTslop

940 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 18:14 [No]

Link's Awakening ruined my expectations for video games

941 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 18:26 [No]

Ugly women solidarity.

942 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 19:23 [No]

fat pride

943 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 20:13 [No]

pigface orc brothers Boar Ing and Boar Dumb

944 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 21:12 [No]

Did something happen to the secret area?

945 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 21:18 [No]

>>944
You mean besides retardation? Not that I'm aware of.

946 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 21:54 [No]

Whatever happened to that H-game circle I bookmarked about 10 years ago, anyway?

> flaked on last title announced in 2017 after years of consistency
> only one tweet remaining, from 2021, advertising their now privated NFT shilling account

Sad!

947 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 23:44 [No]

religiously patrolling the 地味子 tag on pixiv

948 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11387 01:11 [No]

Lurking among the various scented soaps and lotions, earrings, yoga pants, erotic fiction novels, and other stereotypical woman things in the "gifts for her under $25" heading on Amazon are multiple deals on bulk sardines. Was I supposed to be buying canned fish for the women in my life?

949 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11387 01:49 [No]

I keep reading the "Big tattooed latina slut" as "big titted latina slut"

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