Reading books of the past century or so, the various failed grammar prescriptions and already treadmilled euphemisms I recognize make me feel like we can't even fucking talk normally about boring shit without being intellectual fashion victims.
>>445
2,220 push-ups a day, 10,000 calories a day, 3 hours of sleep.
2Exodus 20 goes from eternal moral commandments to dicks in a very short span. Perhaps the latter is supposed to be comic relief?!
Alternate history where Moses successfully persuaded G-d to make all human beings spawn a live fragmentation grenade upon death
Anonymous was so cringe
I wonder who owns http://table.cat/ and http://tablec.at/ these days.
> I define <thing to argue about> as <something ridiculous>, therefore it is <bad/wrong/inexistent>.
Well, I define <thing> differently, therefore it <is/has/ought-be> <desirable quality>. You are <immoral/stupid/silly>!
>>459
Your life will improve massively if you use the time and mental energy you put towards debates into almost anything else
Islamic finance
food justice is a cringe way to put it
I'm on the Ray Peat diet. I rape women and then eat food to regain my energy for the next rape.
I'm having a crisis of faith
"Crisis of Faith" sounds like the name of a cocktail that seems alright on paper but you order it and it's shit just like every other cocktail with a good name.
Personal wiki idea: hit the "random page" button on wikipedia several times, and for each page you write a few paragraphs (or sentences) of what you know about it, going only by the title.
CNN using the phrase "boomer brainworms" is certainly something
I used to make fun of drum and bass with non-shit production/no sonic gimmicks that make it sound "experimental" and shit but nowadays I feel like pure dnb is the only music I can still come back to, like it's speaks to my soul or something idk. I guess this is what those blues and jazz fans must have felt like who gave up on everything but the enjoyment of their specific music niche.
>>470
Sometimes, a man has just got to ungabunga, and it does not subtract from his godlike sophistication.
The mix of apparent ecstasy + painful chronic condition + mental retardation in "jazz face" is something more profound than simple enjoyment. It is too intense to be sustainable.
my life is over
If AI ever makes a universal translator, the PRC is FUCKED once people find out about the Xi lullabies
I edited the wikipedia page for a shitty amateur tinpot club, i'm more authentic than you
If only there were some kind of combination between girl and cat.
the 2010s is a worthless decade
dubai is full of posers, california of asia
"Maybe if I optimize the shit out of some of these scans, I'll reclaim some disk space and have some nicer files for when I read them!"
(eight hours later)
"Nope!"
I acquired Modafinil and have slept three hours in two days and feel OK. I know this isnt sustainable but we're close to not needing sleep, I feel it
You are my most caffeinated soldier.
Ryan Gosling is my little meow meow and I want to see him suffer
Remembering a tale of tabletop gaming related twenty years ago on a bus ride: a player decided to touch "an orb" and was told to roll a new character with no save, comment, or explanation offered.
Thought that sounded harsh then because I didn't play and the player I heard it from was playing dumb or something. Now I realize that was the polite way to react to such blatant disrespect. Anything that you don't know what it is could be a lethal trap in this game, and you decide to manhandle a motherfucking sphere of annihilation? Dumbfuck.
ulzzangs is the new word for "pro-ana"
scroll down
> Did you mean load the next page
highlight text
> Did you mean pop up some bullshit so you can't read after what you highlighted
Other sites are hell, DQNs, I don't know if I can carry on.
I was on Tumblr and saw a screenshot of Twitter containing a screenshot of Mona with the caption "this image is from 1993"
One of the replies to it said "im 99% sure i know the site this came from, on there the timestamps are screwed up so it's likely from 2010-13"
That is all
The contrast between the amount of people aware of textboards and the amount of people who actually post on them has always interested me.
Back to my old shitting ways again.
I spent my childhood and teenage years idolizing loser NEETs on the internet and now I've ended up a loser NEET myself, how could this have happened to me?
I wonder why I've been so farty today.
>>490
Find satisfaction through other ways in life. The milestones we are taught in our youth are no longer attainable.
The bread & circus argument is so dumb. I guess I could see it about like globalized sports like the EPL and IPL but sports fandom and amateur play has been an important part of identity and community probably since about 2000 BC.
>>495
Isn't it "why watch twitch streamers instead of playing video games yourself?"
juvenal was bitching about the fuck you got mine crowd, not people enjoying things per se
>>495
the modern internet argument of it being used to describe people preoccupied with entertainment after their basic needs are met is why radical change can never happen in society (there are multiple phrases for this), but also in philosophical, religion, etc circles to describe those uninterested or other users not interested in the topics (or too polite to argue) as sports/entertainment-addicted mongs
fuck you got minecraft.
This is going to end in tears.
surprisingly lack of troll reviews for watergate hotel
I hunger for battle!
grammar extension that fixes other people's posts before you read them
Then: Whoa, did you know the President has a phone line to Moscow?
Now: Another day, another Slav who can't play well teaching me his rude tongue's rudest words.
skibidi toilet cinematic universe
dirt flight cheaps dot com
>Draft Minutes of UTC Meeting 176
>Note: UTC declined to approve the proposal for FORINT SIGN.
FUCK. What a disappointment. It wasn't going great but it was steadily moving along only to get shot down like this.
Rasmus Højlund looks like Prince Charming from Shrek lol
I will make it
It won't be enjoyable, but it is doable
(I'm not complaining btw, this is a good thing)
I don't want to make it
("it" being that pie I promised to bake)
anarusekkusu
Yeah, six will be enough.
The actual meaning of sortition isn't as sexy as the word made it sound.
meow meow
That one brokencyde album title is honestly my life motto.
Kill the boer!! The farmer!!
Kill the boer!! The farmer!!
Brrrrrrrr POW!!! POW!!!
Brrrrrrrr POW!!! POW!!!
> they don't know about the conspiracy theory going around in Korea that alleges 安倍晋三 had recent Korean ancestry
Enjoy!
Turned the loli on himself
Nice to finally have Black representation in the cute girl thread.
お酒yhtiö
what happened to catmouth island
i love when pubic hair peeks out the top of the panties
Encountered a new type of stupid today.
Pulled pork sounds like an euphenism for jerking off.
Naming several chapters as synonyms for "the end" towards the end of the book
DQN-Kun has been cancelled for making breakcore without appropriately acknowledging it's ethnic ties to jungle music.
It's cool that we all tacitly agree the covid vaccines were bullshit after months of fervent conflict over the subject.
In Hakka Chinese, the hanzi used to write the colloquial word for for semen (𡳞屎) literally translate to "dick poop", though due to how semantically broad 屎 is, an argument could be made for "dick snot."
>>534
It's = It is
Its = of or relating to it
You meant “its ethnic ties”
ethnic thais in a jungle
ethnic bamars in thailand
No such thing as a good place run by a canadian.
Gay sex with a straight man
that ultra flattering angle shot of one's own chin and nostrils when the screen goes dark
I still hear you in the breeze
See your shadows in the trees
Holding on, memories never change
last line is BS
Be the unfathomably based offensive stereotype other people think you are
Go ahead, say it. See what happens.
nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger
peanut butter and cough syrup sandwich
Peanut butter with a hard R