A long time ago, I extrapolated plenty of where things were headed societally and made my peace with it, but the thing I didn't see coming at all was how people got more schizo about modesty standards than ever instead of picking a direction
I never understood the double edge sword part of the Yoshinoya kopipe. Why does it matter if the employee remembers you got extra green onion?
>>551
It's unwise to annoy fast food workers, they might spit in your food (or worse).
>>543
Maybe memories change quite a bit with time, but I'm sure glad that I have extensive memories of realizing the changes occurring to my memories!
Here's a memory - I first heard that song in a Minecraft video on Youtube. Thanks for reminding me how much time I used to waste on the internet!
>>551
The rant in Japanese is, knowingly or not, trolling its readers to use an order that the employees wouldn't understand.
The suggested order isn't actually "extra green onion", it's ōmori negidaku gyoku 大盛りねぎだくギョク (large, onions, <???>), then he abbreviates it to ōmori gyoku. He purports that gyoku is for tamago 玉子, but this is a topic of some contention on the Japanese 'net since no it isn't. But I assume (unlike the overly literal) that this is a typo where he meant to only use the kanji gyoku 玉 but did not remove 子 after using it to assist the IME, and actually meaning to allude that it's a code that abbreviates tamanegi "玉葱". The thing is, negidaku at Yoshinoyas that offer it already is onions and not green onions despite the word used being negi.
So it would force the employees to remember you and your weird order, which might be undesirable to the sort of online loser who reframes his social anxiety as an antisocial attitude.
While the classic English version copipe has some memorable, dynamic lines, some other lines are not actually good translations in any respect.
You aren't going to put that in your butthole, are you?
>>556
Clarification (I do a lot of snoozeposting, I never know when my next sleep will hit but it's always big),
Negidaku is more like "onions on top", and since there are already onions, "extra onions" might be appropriate, but it doesn't match the paradigm of ordering toppings that well. If you know Yoshinoya's gyūdon, well, it's recipe doesn't have green onions in the first place; it's more of a bulgogi flavor profile. I can recommend it to amateurs, provided one does not have an onion sensitivity like I do.
I woke up in cold sweat thinking how I haven't posted on DQN for hundreds of days
I think I'm living in paradise.
I wonder what the point of having both the CTRL+V thread and the [BEYOND DQN] thread is. Not that I'm opposed to it or anything.
>>561
Beyond DQN is for interesting comments from other boards. CTRL-V covers everything else.
At least I think so. I get confused sometimes.
>>561 CTRL+V is whatever is on your clipboard at that time, [BEYOND DQN] is for deliberately reposting a person's comment from obscure websites. Part of the fun for readers of the CTRL+V thread is wondering why you had that on your clipboard
A few hundred years from now Touhou ought to be considered a fringe genre of classical music.
omorashi rori
I can't believe we've made 46,000 current thought posts. That's too many.
They're only current for their respective time of posting so it's probably fine, 46k concurrent thoughts would be something else!
Shunningbird
on the other hand, shibayanrecords makes for really nice driving music
Touhou arrangements having original lyrics and instrumentation but reusing the same old melodies is a lot like how hymns and ballads were adapted in past centuries. Like Greensleeves and Auld Lang Syne.
It feels like this was common up to the 21st century but modern
music considers it bad form and any new music like this must be labelled a 'parody'.
I was about to post and then I noticed >>564
>>570 Interesting point, I've talked about this with my friends before. We also compared it to the phenomenon in reggae and dancehall, reusing riddims for versions by different artists
it's new -> judge it by its cover
it's more than 10 years old -> have the popular opinion if people still talk about it, and consider it bad if people don't
Less tweets, more thoughts
( ´_ゝ`) fewer tweets, greater thoughts!
I wish I could gather up all the maladjusted lonely young men, and organise them into clearing minefields in the Ukraine or working in steel mills or other cool things.
doge in games, doge in music
two six-digit scores in nethack this week, maybe i'm finally making a little progress
i mish
phil fish
17th century history would probably seem like outlandishly edgy horror hard sci-fi to medievals.
I got to the secret world in Baba is You, only 4 years late
>>570
A lot of original public-domain melodies actually sound off compared to the versions commonly used now. Worse, for lack of a better term.
Like I would rather hear the common renditions of "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" or "Seeing Nelly Home". Luther's "Ein Feste Burg" isn't bad at all, but it predates the modern period's strong preference for isometric music.
I imagine part of the fun for ZUN must be seeing some really technically awesome artists and musicians just go absolutely nuts on a mere spark of inspiration. At one point in my life that's what I was going for. I think I might have to settle for my biggest cultural impact being writing a phrase that's been "viewed" (certainly not read) over 1B times according to Facebook.
>>582
I wrote for the pirate "translation" ages ago. IIRC something about how "Ye Olde Facebook shan't be holdin' on to yer key."
FB being the exact flavor of boring Zuck built, they neither like this cringe mode enough to let you choose it anymore, not hate it enough to delete it if you had it enabled.
Do Jewish teens make Holocaust jokes?
vc kaixable
>>584 Oh yeah, I used to have it set to pirate mode, that's pretty cool ^___^
>>585
Does this count? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_fiction
youtube idea: visiting isolated tribes in africa/micronesia and trying to talk to them in toki pona
I do not understand the appeal of conlangs.
>>590
From my brief flirtation with it, I think there are a lot of different and rather narrow appeals that miss most people in general. Conlangers compared to each other tend to have rather incongruent goals with their products. Often, though, I get the impression it's like writing a story or making an illustration, but with linguistic features and phonetic aesthetics instead of narratives or paint.
The ones with any staying power, i.e. the ones with an actual audience or speakers, are attached to works of fiction or utopian aspirations. Neither of those really have to do with an interest in the act of constructing languages per se, so there's clearly a different desire there.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a snake skullfucking itself - for ever.
No clear good or bad outcomes anymore, only delightful ambiguity.
The same two photos of H.P. Lovecraft looking awkward as fuck
What's your favorite Jethro Tull album?
As for me, it's Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan.
>>595 Songs From The Wood but I only like a couple of songs on it. Ian Anderson actually came to my graduation :3
My photo, on the front page of my favorite website. I have never felt more honored.
"An Idea That is More Colourless Than Green"
a gamer presidents skit but it's also the authorized translation of a TRPG replay you bought at Comiket
the old internet and my old memories and everything is dying off and it will only continue to do so. time is a bitch but shes just doing her job
Am I a joke to you? Huh? Am I a joke to you?
Well I hope so! honks horn on extremely small tricycle
>>603
This place is going to stick around for as long as the bills are paid, and there's nothing stopping you from making new friends and new memories (´ ∀ ` *)
DO MONKEYS MASTURBATE
Feynman Stole The Precious Lecture
Lectern fetish? No, it's a podium fetish
boymeat/girlmembrane
don't be silly, boys don't exist
I wanna go to a matsuri and dance like an idiot all day.
If you went back in time to tell me the world's richest man would one day overpay for the world's biggest Internet argument in order to P2W at it, I'd say it sounds about right, but I'm guessing I'd also question your priorities as well.
Were humans meant to be more like orcas?
Hey girl, is that your erect penis in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
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thinking about COOL CANDY CAVE Part 2
HP Lovecraft's AI hologhost shilling Shantak 75 for cosmic heartburn relief with a psychological horror risk of cancer
The Elvis-Aska thread bothers me and I want mommy to delete it, but I don't understand Japanese and have no idea what's actually going on there.
Watching in abject terror the continuing trend of soyjaks being increasingly employed as charming public domain cartoon characters instead of cruel vehicles for condescension
>>618 You can't go through life deleting things that bother you!
There is a time and a place for VIPPING. The time is here, the place is now.
>>618
I do understand Japanese and still have no idea. If there's a single good post in there, I missed it.
little brother told me that he used to watch 例のアレ videos while drinking with his friends, and everytime the niconico building was blown up they would down a shot
Truly, I am a big fat butt.
where has all the gay magic gone
long time passing
where has all the gay magic gone
long time ago
Whatever happened to DQN Digital 3?
Gay magic gave me gallstones in my ass_!!_
>>627 Management has confirmed there is a THREAD on the horizon with DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 information, please wait warmly!
>>629
I think I know who you are and I'll have you know that my powerful thighs still exceed yours.
thinking about how they lost a lot of money on developing all the coolest stuff nobody wanted
>>631 That means nothing to me, you're thinking of someone else I'm afraid.
>>633
Unfortunate, he must have already ended himself, knowing his thighs are incomparably puny compared to mine. It is quite likely that yours are inferior to mine as well. My thighs are powerful.
Bet >>635 doesn't have thunder thighs, it's just an euphemism for his big fat butt.
Half-elven kids may resent you for dying way early and leaving your spouse in centuries of grief and making their cultural situation tough, but one day they will grudgingly admit at least you rolled them some good stats.
To ruin that I presented https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1669033612/351 without comment so you could just enjoy this fucking legend of a DQN
It should be noted the same dude recorded over 15000 pronunciations labeled "Southern England", and my experience is that over 90% of the ones I come across have muddled enunciation and telephone tier audio
Kind of sad that SAOVQ died
Where were you when Sayo Vicue was kill
leaf by niggy
redpilling otakus by guerilla-marketing a chart with exaggerated effects in 2006 the same way certain fiscal policy cranks do with 1971
Oh hey, the Vatican has encyclicals posted online. Wonder what they look li--
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BARF! coughs up 50¢
Just began typing up an epic multi-paragraph post for the fight thread, only to refresh and find that a whole bunch of posts had been made since I'd last checked the tab ages ago.
Even on the slowest boards in the world, always be quick about your genius post ideas. Don't let the moment slip away. Or you'll regret it forever.
>>644
I've always been a little disappointed with how most of the Vatican-affiliated websites look.
Where are the gothic ornaments? The fancy fonts? I want to feel like I'm looking into a medieval illuminated manuscript.
"Wait, the Ukraine thing was just a proxy war for the Koreans?"
> He doesn't know about the Finno–Korean Hyperwar
Tipping the pretty waitress $100... in gemstones that she will have difficulty liquidating