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1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10806 11:22

Bygone days:
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Times best forgotten:
[Mind Reading] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368114996/
[Individualism] #1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367742339/
[Individualism] #2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368083369/
[Individualism] #3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489369957/

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533 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 00:09

Naming several chapters as synonyms for "the end" towards the end of the book

534 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 18:38

DQN-Kun has been cancelled for making breakcore without appropriately acknowledging it's ethnic ties to jungle music.

535 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 19:35

It's cool that we all tacitly agree the covid vaccines were bullshit after months of fervent conflict over the subject.

536 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10933 22:32

In Hakka Chinese, the hanzi used to write the colloquial word for for semen (𡳞屎) literally translate to "dick poop", though due to how semantically broad 屎 is, an argument could be made for "dick snot."

537 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10934 09:45

>>534
It's = It is
Its = of or relating to it
You meant “its ethnic ties”

538 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10934 21:31

ethnic thais in a jungle

539 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10935 00:15

ethnic bamars in thailand

540 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10935 06:09

No such thing as a good place run by a canadian.

541 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10935 10:01

Gay sex with a straight man

542 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10935 11:35

that ultra flattering angle shot of one's own chin and nostrils when the screen goes dark

543 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10936 00:51

I still hear you in the breeze
See your shadows in the trees
Holding on, memories never change

last line is BS

544 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10936 07:25

>>541
sex so bad it turns gay men straight

545 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10936 13:41

Be the unfathomably based offensive stereotype other people think you are

546 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10936 13:47

Go ahead, say it. See what happens.

547 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10936 16:30

nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger

548 Name: vc:tholpiss : 1993-09-10936 17:55

peanut butter and cough syrup sandwich

549 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10936 20:37

Peanut butter with a hard R

550 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10937 07:44

A long time ago, I extrapolated plenty of where things were headed societally and made my peace with it, but the thing I didn't see coming at all was how people got more schizo about modesty standards than ever instead of picking a direction

551 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10937 13:58

I never understood the double edge sword part of the Yoshinoya kopipe. Why does it matter if the employee remembers you got extra green onion?

552 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10937 17:50

>>551
They'll mark you for next time.

553 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10937 22:38

>>551
It's unwise to annoy fast food workers, they might spit in your food (or worse).

554 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 00:05

>>553
Why would extra green onion annoy them

555 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 02:16

>>543
Maybe memories change quite a bit with time, but I'm sure glad that I have extensive memories of realizing the changes occurring to my memories!

Here's a memory - I first heard that song in a Minecraft video on Youtube. Thanks for reminding me how much time I used to waste on the internet!

556 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 17:45

>>551
The rant in Japanese is, knowingly or not, trolling its readers to use an order that the employees wouldn't understand.
The suggested order isn't actually "extra green onion", it's ōmori negidaku gyoku 大盛りねぎだくギョク (large, onions, <???>), then he abbreviates it to ōmori gyoku. He purports that gyoku is for tamago 玉子, but this is a topic of some contention on the Japanese 'net since no it isn't. But I assume (unlike the overly literal) that this is a typo where he meant to only use the kanji gyoku 玉 but did not remove 子 after using it to assist the IME, and actually meaning to allude that it's a code that abbreviates tamanegi "玉葱". The thing is, negidaku at Yoshinoyas that offer it already is onions and not green onions despite the word used being negi.
So it would force the employees to remember you and your weird order, which might be undesirable to the sort of online loser who reframes his social anxiety as an antisocial attitude.

While the classic English version copipe has some memorable, dynamic lines, some other lines are not actually good translations in any respect.

557 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10938 18:00

You aren't going to put that in your butthole, are you?

558 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 04:27

>>556
Clarification (I do a lot of snoozeposting, I never know when my next sleep will hit but it's always big),
Negidaku is more like "onions on top", and since there are already onions, "extra onions" might be appropriate, but it doesn't match the paradigm of ordering toppings that well. If you know Yoshinoya's gyūdon, well, it's recipe doesn't have green onions in the first place; it's more of a bulgogi flavor profile. I can recommend it to amateurs, provided one does not have an onion sensitivity like I do.

559 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 16:29

I woke up in cold sweat thinking how I haven't posted on DQN for hundreds of days

560 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 18:08

I think I'm living in paradise.

561 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 20:56

I wonder what the point of having both the CTRL+V thread and the [BEYOND DQN] thread is. Not that I'm opposed to it or anything.

562 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10939 22:46

>>561
Beyond DQN is for interesting comments from other boards. CTRL-V covers everything else.

At least I think so. I get confused sometimes.

563 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 00:12

>>561 CTRL+V is whatever is on your clipboard at that time, [BEYOND DQN] is for deliberately reposting a person's comment from obscure websites. Part of the fun for readers of the CTRL+V thread is wondering why you had that on your clipboard

564 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 05:47

A few hundred years from now Touhou ought to be considered a fringe genre of classical music.

565 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 13:49

omorashi rori

566 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 14:06

I can't believe we've made 46,000 current thought posts. That's too many.

567 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 16:41

They're only current for their respective time of posting so it's probably fine, 46k concurrent thoughts would be something else!

568 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 19:34

Shunningbird

569 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10940 22:39

on the other hand, shibayanrecords makes for really nice driving music

570 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10941 04:56

Touhou arrangements having original lyrics and instrumentation but reusing the same old melodies is a lot like how hymns and ballads were adapted in past centuries. Like Greensleeves and Auld Lang Syne.

It feels like this was common up to the 21st century but modern
music considers it bad form and any new music like this must be labelled a 'parody'.

I was about to post and then I noticed >>564

571 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10942 13:19

>>570 Interesting point, I've talked about this with my friends before. We also compared it to the phenomenon in reggae and dancehall, reusing riddims for versions by different artists

572 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10943 01:16

it's new -> judge it by its cover
it's more than 10 years old -> have the popular opinion if people still talk about it, and consider it bad if people don't

573 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10943 08:21

Less tweets, more thoughts

574 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10943 14:20

( ´_ゝ`) fewer tweets, greater thoughts!

575 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10944 13:50

I wish I could gather up all the maladjusted lonely young men, and organise them into clearing minefields in the Ukraine or working in steel mills or other cool things.

576 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10944 18:27

doge in games, doge in music

577 Name: vc: exizz : 1993-09-10944 18:40

two six-digit scores in nethack this week, maybe i'm finally making a little progress

578 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10944 21:13

i mish
phil fish

579 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10945 08:31

17th century history would probably seem like outlandishly edgy horror hard sci-fi to medievals.

580 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10946 05:46

I got to the secret world in Baba is You, only 4 years late

581 Name: vc: memetion : 1993-09-10946 05:48

>>570
A lot of original public-domain melodies actually sound off compared to the versions commonly used now. Worse, for lack of a better term.
Like I would rather hear the common renditions of "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" or "Seeing Nelly Home". Luther's "Ein Feste Burg" isn't bad at all, but it predates the modern period's strong preference for isometric music.
I imagine part of the fun for ZUN must be seeing some really technically awesome artists and musicians just go absolutely nuts on a mere spark of inspiration. At one point in my life that's what I was going for. I think I might have to settle for my biggest cultural impact being writing a phrase that's been "viewed" (certainly not read) over 1B times according to Facebook.

582 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10946 11:19

>>581 Wowzers, what was the phrase?

583 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10946 12:39

>>582 "Mike Hawk is frozen!"

584 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10946 18:39

>>582
I wrote for the pirate "translation" ages ago. IIRC something about how "Ye Olde Facebook shan't be holdin' on to yer key."
FB being the exact flavor of boring Zuck built, they neither like this cringe mode enough to let you choose it anymore, not hate it enough to delete it if you had it enabled.

585 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10947 01:31

Do Jewish teens make Holocaust jokes?
vc kaixable

586 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10947 12:15

>>584 Oh yeah, I used to have it set to pirate mode, that's pretty cool ^___^

587 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10947 14:09

588 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10947 16:31

youtube idea: visiting isolated tribes in africa/micronesia and trying to talk to them in toki pona

589 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10948 07:45

>>585
Yes, absolutely.

590 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10948 10:28

I do not understand the appeal of conlangs.

591 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10948 19:49

>>590
From my brief flirtation with it, I think there are a lot of different and rather narrow appeals that miss most people in general. Conlangers compared to each other tend to have rather incongruent goals with their products. Often, though, I get the impression it's like writing a story or making an illustration, but with linguistic features and phonetic aesthetics instead of narratives or paint.
The ones with any staying power, i.e. the ones with an actual audience or speakers, are attached to works of fiction or utopian aspirations. Neither of those really have to do with an interest in the act of constructing languages per se, so there's clearly a different desire there.

592 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10949 08:40

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a snake skullfucking itself - for ever.

593 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10949 08:58

No clear good or bad outcomes anymore, only delightful ambiguity.

594 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10951 00:42

The same two photos of H.P. Lovecraft looking awkward as fuck

595 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10952 10:40

What's your favorite Jethro Tull album?

596 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10952 13:52

As for me, it's Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan.

597 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10952 14:56

>>595 Songs From The Wood but I only like a couple of songs on it. Ian Anderson actually came to my graduation :3

598 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10953 00:41

My photo, on the front page of my favorite website. I have never felt more honored.

599 Name: ヽ(`▽´)/ : 1993-09-10953 01:17

>>598
Congratulations!

600 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10953 06:25

"An Idea That is More Colourless Than Green"

601 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10953 07:34

>>570 Parody Contrafact feels like a name ZUN might come up with.

It's too easy to imagine getting Patchouli knowledge as a recaptcha in 2011

602 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10953 16:20

a gamer presidents skit but it's also the authorized translation of a TRPG replay you bought at Comiket

603 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 09:15

the old internet and my old memories and everything is dying off and it will only continue to do so. time is a bitch but shes just doing her job

604 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 19:06

Am I a joke to you? Huh? Am I a joke to you?

Well I hope so! honks horn on extremely small tricycle

605 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10954 22:04

>>603
This place is going to stick around for as long as the bills are paid, and there's nothing stopping you from making new friends and new memories (´ ∀ ` *)

606 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10955 22:23

DO MONKEYS MASTURBATE

607 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10956 03:37

Feynman Stole The Precious Lecture

608 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10956 05:20

Lectern fetish? No, it's a podium fetish

609 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10956 12:23

boymeat/girlmembrane

610 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10956 12:46

don't be silly, boys don't exist

611 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10956 19:35

I wanna go to a matsuri and dance like an idiot all day.

612 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10957 00:19

If you went back in time to tell me the world's richest man would one day overpay for the world's biggest Internet argument in order to P2W at it, I'd say it sounds about right, but I'm guessing I'd also question your priorities as well.

613 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10958 05:06

Were humans meant to be more like orcas?

614 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10958 12:24

Hey girl, is that your erect penis in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

615 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 04:30

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the ltter

is h

616 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 04:45

thinking about COOL CANDY CAVE Part 2

617 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 17:45

HP Lovecraft's AI hologhost shilling Shantak 75 for cosmic heartburn relief with a psychological horror risk of cancer

618 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10961 20:27

The Elvis-Aska thread bothers me and I want mommy to delete it, but I don't understand Japanese and have no idea what's actually going on there.

619 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 06:38

Watching in abject terror the continuing trend of soyjaks being increasingly employed as charming public domain cartoon characters instead of cruel vehicles for condescension

620 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 12:42

>>618 You can't go through life deleting things that bother you!

621 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 14:42

>>620 Exactly, that's why I want ssz to do it for me ;)

622 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 20:36

There is a time and a place for VIPPING. The time is here, the place is now.

623 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10962 22:26

>>618
I do understand Japanese and still have no idea. If there's a single good post in there, I missed it.

624 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10965 18:51

little brother told me that he used to watch 例のアレ videos while drinking with his friends, and everytime the niconico building was blown up they would down a shot

625 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10966 10:08

Truly, I am a big fat butt.

626 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10967 20:07

where has all the gay magic gone
long time passing
where has all the gay magic gone
long time ago

627 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10967 20:29

Whatever happened to DQN Digital 3?

628 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10967 22:11

Gay magic gave me gallstones in my ass_!!_

629 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10968 18:33

>>627 Management has confirmed there is a THREAD on the horizon with DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 information, please wait warmly!

630 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10968 18:38

631 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10969 00:01

>>629
I think I know who you are and I'll have you know that my powerful thighs still exceed yours.

632 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10969 05:23

thinking about how they lost a lot of money on developing all the coolest stuff nobody wanted

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