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#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!
effective autism
I'm more a fan of weaponized autism.
pathological australian
There was a shrinkwrapped VHS of Requiem for a Dream in Grandma's possession for her last two years. I have no idea why; film festival bait just isn't her thing. I suppose I should just be glad she didn't make "ass to ass" one of her final memories on earth.
On a gray day like this, a pipe really is a good friend.
Do you ever wonder how many ants you could fit in your bladder?
Tradition holds that the better the yuga, the longer.
Even accepting the yuga cycle idea at all, that part of it really doesn't gel with observed reality.
Oh good the title returned.
A Canadian man just pronounced the "ow" phoneme three different ways in the same video to take the piss out of it, and I decided to take it real personal.
I was reading about a serial killer on Wikipedia and encountered the phrase "the victim was raped post-mortem".
It immediately made me stop and think: can a dead body really be "raped"? Corpses can't consent, but the very concept of consent is also inapplicable to them, because they're not alive. It's like saying that someone raped a fleshlight or a sex doll.
What's your take on this important issue, dokyuns?
Rape = sex with someone who's not your spouse. A dead body is not a someone, but a something.
habbo hotel brother
hackneyed scifi short story where we built superhuman ais that hallucinate that they are the gods from every mythos and kinda do have the powers to back it up but are not in fact immortal
>>359
A body can be raped post-mortem if the corpse is reanimated with necromantic black magic
>>363
Good point! And it's impossible to prove that any corpse was not reanimated with necromantic black magic, so all postmortem sex is potentially rape, just like how all premortem sex is potentially rape if one of the participants changes their mind before, during or after. I see the logic here.
However, if a corpse was reanimated with necromantic black magic, raped, and then killed again, does it count as two murders or just one?
In the USA, I suppose that double jeopardy would apply here.
key lime yoghurt, yeah boyeeeee
pinku manko box
>>364
The USA nuked Raccoon City to kill off a couple thousand zombies so I'm sure it doesn't count as murder. But I am sure that the "it consented after being reanimation" defense will cover anyone charged with postmortem rape since there is no way to prove a corpse was subjected to necromantic black magic. While the defendant might get off the hook, I'm pretty sure manipulating a corpse with black magic is roughly comparable to date rape since a person cannot consent under duress, so in that case the necromantic black magician would have to be hunted down by the law as an acessory to rape or conspiracy to prostitute a corpse over state lines.
funny name for a manga, considering almost nobody reading it is hedorosexual
The "Powers That Be" are a bunch of fucking assholes.
Man prehistory was a long damn time. Too bad they didn't write any of that down.
inexplicable urge to migrate to Czechia
Why the hell is my facebook feed getting overloaded with boobs? I don't even watch porn anymore.
My favourite moment of Euro 2024 so far was when the Albanian player scored a goal against Croatia, then pulled out a megaphone and got both teams' fans to chant KILL THE SERBS. Football bringing unity across borders
sweet bro hella jeff and uboa
The jews must be killed.
megatokyo sporting a 10 year anniversary banner 24 years in is SO on brand
learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
too many lines of questioning in the bipolar screening quiz are "but are you a sex maniac?" which may be a surefire positive i dunno, but seems like it's mostly there to generate false negatives
I wish I weren't in this coma.
How do you even neglect a child anyway? They're so loud the instant you deprive them of anything.
man who shouldn't write vs people who shouldn't read
many such cases!
Ackshually, orcs are Oriental coded.
And in fact we have the highest proportion of living Neanderthal DNA.
grep -abo '.porn.' /dev/sda
computer aided bikeshedding
IS THAT... A SQUID? OH GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND! AAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE
No wonder people kept making jokes about China with John Cena.
The crowd kept shouting "Sina! Sina!"
congress needs to start granting letters of marque again so we can start fighting back in our proxy war with canada over who can get more cursed indian graveyards
It would be very funny if the President of the United States started murdering all the Supreme Court justices.
We should do 9/11 again.
Only 730 days until THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9-11xxx
9/12!
atsuhiko kurokawa
I think I'm having a bird moment.
Maidelo
Hello, maid.
Well, who are you gonna believe? Me or your leonine eyes?
So sad...
I was checking out modern-day telegram services for fun and noticed that you can send a telegram to Fedyra.
https://itelegram.com/telegram/send/?recCountry=XF
Where the fuck is Fedyra?
It's on a list of countries like Fiji and Finland so it's presumably supposed to be one of those, though there are also some subnational territories on the list like the Aland (sic) Islands.
tramsed genber 👍
Emojis on textboards fill me with insatiable rage.
( ⌒-⌒) The authorities (standards committee) agrees with my myopic thinking (that emoji are glyphs), and I will opportunistically use this to smugly imply the superiority of all my views, as usual.
weeping that my art will never be on any level worth beholding
looks like we got another reagan moment
"yeah i'd kill baby hitler" liberal sending his thoughts and prayers to guy often compared to hitler right now
"You refuse to allow photos with your mouth open because you fear becoming a soyjak. I refuse because I only permit authentic imagery of me sucking dicks. We are not the same."
I miss my cat.
ᓚᘏᗢ
>>402 I never use emojis, but I started deliberately using them on textboards a few years ago when someone mentioned how angry it makes them 😋😆😈
Plutarch, I think you're confused. I'm asking about Osiris.
> Fish ate his penis.
Let me speak to an actual Egyptian! What happened to Osiris after his dismemberment?
> Fish ate his penis. Oh, the priest of Apollo is here! He knows more about it than I do.
ROFLZ!
i need the most shamelessly horny waifu collector gacha game you can think of, like at least 2 or 3 times hornier than blue archive
>>413
May I suggest https://www.hpgames.jp/dolphin-wave/
(There are also gacha games like the Taimanin one that are literal porn, but that seems like cheating)
"There are also gacha games like the Tiananmen one that are literal porn, but that seems like cheating"
My gacha is too horny for you, traveler!
> He wiggles his eyebrows lasciviously.
Wait.
Fuck.
Ricky Jay would have made a really cute girl
thinking about women makes me want to kill myself
how do i tell twitter advertisers that i am racist towards south koreans
"the computer storage equivalent of those razor disposal holes they used to put in old houses"
I may be slowly and inevitably becoming a crazy old man, but I won't put up with having crazy old man eyebrows if I can help it.
I'm happy to be alive.
>>422
Every day you're not six feet under is automatically a good day.
pretty fucking sick of fat people lying to me while they starve me
I'm sicker of fat people lying to me about starving themselves
>I barely eat!
>I only eat one meal a day!
>I have ARFID and have to force myself to eat!
Heard it all.
chika nuka nuka nuka place downtown
For me, it's one meal a day + as many snacks as I like
>>426
Starvation dieting is not necessary and is unhealthy. But it doesn't matter. You can literally tell them to go all-you-can-eat zerocarb for a month, and 99% chance they won't fucking stack two consecutive days without ice cream or bread.
Didn't the guy who shilled zerocarb diets weigh 250 lbs and die of a heart attack?
this dokyun eating beans!
>>430
That sounds a lot like you're thinking about Robert Atkins, whose diet is usually termed "the Atkins diet", which is distinctly not zerocarb (a specific thing semi-inaccurately named by a guy who is perhaps better known for being the Grateful Dead's sound engineer... and acid supply).
The circumstances of Atkins' death remain surrounded by a smoke screen of misinformation, some from supporters, most from critics. The version of things you remember was widely reported, based off a deliberate misinterpretation of an illegally obtained and leaked report. What he actually died from, however, is the consequence of blunt force trauma to the head. His hospital admission form had him at 195 (which is still overweight for 6 ft., and Mayor Bloomberg who'd recently met him opined as such); the much larger figure at death, supporters contend and NBC Dateline reported as plausible, is the result of bloating up in several days of intensive care. He did have a heart attack years prior to that, which his cardiologist attributed to viral cardiomyopathy (for some reason, that's a thing people are more aware of today than they were back then).
It should be noted that Atkins is not even the first low-carb diet to make the headlines in America--Salisbury (1823-1905) and Stefansson (1879-1962) have him beat by a long shot. It is also not a popular choice among low carb dieters today--not hip enough for paleobros, not iron-and-bloody enough for right-wing bodybuilders, too much vegetable, too much vegetable oil, etc.
I should probably eat more vegetables.
>>426 Why are you discussing other people's diets so much?
"sampling masters mega is my favorite higurashi musician"
vs
"silver forest is my favorite umineko musician"
I remember being a 19 year old NEET and reading the grinding noises thread on a decrepit refurbished HP laptop running xubuntu that only worked right if you removed the battery and plugged it into AC power, now I'm 30 and have a job and a car and a girlfriend but little did I know that that night was the highlight of my life
Lord, grant me the serenity to not read the news, the courage to not read the news, and the wisdom to not read the news.
god i just want to be a 104 iq middle manager making $58k a year living in cedar falls, michigan and be married to a sweet and slightly overweight but with a pretty face woman who works as a substitute teacher in the school district where our two children attend & who i met at the non-denominational protestant church i attend weekly but don't really think about religion all that much and have vanilla missionary sex once a week on saturdays after 1.9 glasses of store brand white wine each and go on a modest family vacation once a year until I retire and then spend the next few years mowing the lawn until i die of a stroke at 81 years old
>>438
you forgot to mention the postmortem DNA analysis that links you to 13 unsolved rapes and murders throughout the midwest
What happens if you nuke a tsunami before it makes landfall?
I suspect Phineas Gage's story is fake, because his name may be read as "fine-ass gauge."
I might be turning lactose intolerant.
sneeding feeds as a pastime activity
I forgot...
Bought a new toilet cleaner, and now my hands smell like swimming pool.
I got wogs in my head and they won't go
Niggers in my head and they won't go