[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (548)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 11:59

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Sit down and think on it, friend.

2 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 12:00

black penis

3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 13:35

Quality BBC television

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 16:42

Kinda horny.

5 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 17:28

Meds and BBC, IN THAT ORDER

6 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 18:56

Can you say racial slurs on this forum? I have a racial slur I'd like to say, if that's okay.

7 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 19:05

>>6
Can you? Yes. Will you be regarded as a dumbass for it? Probably also yes.

8 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 19:19

>>7

Kike.

9 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 20:33

>>8
聞いてますけど……

10 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11392 21:00

Consume my rape seed.

11 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11393 05:41

When you pinch Wendy's pennies...

12 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11393 12:31

Satsuki ga Tenkomori feat. Koko (the gorilla)

13 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11393 15:32

poopy hiney

14 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11393 19:14

Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.

15 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11393 23:42

absolute biscuit

16 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11394 13:20

Shouldn't you be busy raising your kids?

17 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11394 14:25

I must resist the urge to reinstall Skyrim.

18 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11394 14:59

Are you a Shang dynasty oracle? Cuz I've got a large bone for you to examine...

19 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11394 16:55

a statue of a dog giving a guy head

20 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11394 19:25

spunk cost phallusy

21 Name: vc:bietch : 1993-09-11394 20:34

sea biscuit

22 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11394 22:33

Shouldn't you be busy raping your kids?

23 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11395 02:18

monkey rape

24 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11395 02:30

Sure reeks of VIP in here...

25 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11395 12:56

Oh dear, did I say monkey rape? Naturally, I meant Monkey Ape. As a good, upstanding Netizen I understand that rape should never be condoned in any way, shape, or form, even if the perpetrator and/or victim is a monkey.

26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11395 13:40

Really cannot wait for this stupid AI fad to end already.

27 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11395 22:33

things i've experienced that are statistically probably not all that uncommon, but probably weird enough that most people haven't done them, especially all in the same person

had gay sex
had and been cured of cancer
had hair down to my tailbone as a male
used anabolic steroids
been extremely obese and lost over 150lbs
been molested by a woman as a child

28 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 00:08

Pimp A Chimp

29 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 01:07

>>26 NPCs discovering chatbots and getting stuck in a loop isn't new, but this time is a little worrisome, yeah

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 03:58

Kill another whale with your powers. Shoot a bunch of kids from a tower.

31 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 14:39

Reminded why I never fucking bother to report bugs in shit, it's always "no this completely illogical behavior is intended" or otherwise won't fix or at best it goes on a bug list and never gets addressed again.

32 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 17:20

jUsT fOrK iT
JuSt FiX iT YoUrSeLf

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 19:52

The bodice goddess, as seen in the frottage cottage.

34 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 20:19

>>31
We've rewritten the module in question from scratch, it’s in a branch that will be merged into main in 8 years, no we won’t check to see if the bug still applies in the new code.

35 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 21:22

>>34
Don't even get me started on the "we haven't done a proper version release in over a decade but the project is not dead, build it from the svn" types.

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11396 23:44

monkey escape

37 Name: vc: prap : 1993-09-11396 23:55

The Secret of Ape Escape

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 00:28

umber brume

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 01:04

have i been pronouncing bodice wrong all this time

40 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 11:14

We must bring back lolcats.

41 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 16:33

my inadvertent habit of not using doorknobs because my parents don't wash their hands has led to some unsightly patches on a couple of doors, this is gonna need at least TWO wipes

42 Name: vc: lowlkment : 1993-09-11397 20:49

Oh, you didn't want to know about the banana? Well I didn't want to know wizards got schwifty!

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 21:09

But what about monkey banana?

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 22:25

Taoist Dokyun, do you think Lao Tzu was a real person?

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11397 23:28

>>44
If I can imagine him in my mind then he has some kind of existence if not corporeal existence. Was the Yellow Emperor a real person? Was Socrates? No. Walk on water? Nah neither did Jesus. Its a parable to turn readers into believers.

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11398 11:16

I sure am bad at programming.

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11398 15:11

This is absolute catwater (new word for something that's bad, but less bad and in a different way to dogwater).

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11399 12:53

"Arthur" (at least in the English-speaking world) has got to be the name that most perfectly sits at the weird balance point between "boringly ordinary name" and "evocative of legend". Someone is as likely to think "King" as "the aardvark" or the like.

Contrast "Jason" where "...and the Argonauts" probably isn't first or second on the list of what people fill in next ("...Voorhees" is probably higher on the list TBH). Meanwhile not many people are going around naming their kids things like "Hercules" or "Sigfried" (though I'm sure there are some.)

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11399 13:24

>>27
Is your name Andrew by any chance?

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11399 14:40

imagine thinking your kid would be better off named TRISMEGISTUS than Tristram

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11399 15:01

I wish my parents had named me Tristram instead of Andrew.

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11400 02:14

This battle is in the air.

53 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11400 02:16

salted semen

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11400 03:48

mfs really been waiting three hours for the tyson paul fight

55 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11400 13:33

That one vore comic where the final panel is a big heap of poop on the ground with the vored character's ghost wafting out of it.

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 02:45

penis hobbyist

57 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 08:07

what the fuck is a gawr

58 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 12:06

what the fuck is a kilometer

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 13:16

"shark bite to km conversion factor"

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 15:04

furious fartbeasts

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 17:31

favorite food discovered between ages 0-9: spaghetti bolognese
10-19: pho
20-29: butter chicken
30-??: three weeks ago I was convinced I'd decided what it was, and today I realized I've forgotten what it was, even drawing blanks on what it might have been

haha I'm probably aging like the guy who drank from the false grail haha...

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 20:36

glycine + NAC
ivermectin + mebendazole + fenbendazole
must not talk about him
must not THINK about him
rumors help him grow

63 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 21:00

don't think, feel and you will be tanasinn

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 21:12

Tried Lao Gan Ma for the first time and it really is as good as everyone says.

65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 21:26

>>62
I'm jinxing you from across the internet

66 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11401 22:24

Worst throbber I've ever seen.

67 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11402 00:05

oy vey it's like another Shōwa

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11402 02:12

caress bingus

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11402 10:36

69ing is really overrated.

70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11402 12:41

I bet caressing a bingus is not overrated though (although I have no personal experience thereof and at least one person who might or might not have had said experience likened it to touching an old man's ballsack.)

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11403 02:26

Please restrain your dog from attempting to copulate with the topiary sheep.

72 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11403 03:33

I kind of want to besmirch someone's good name.

73 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11403 09:35

>>69 It's better with a hefty fat lass, in the Summer

74 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11403 11:35

Take it home!

75 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 00:22

Optimizing bicycles for higher speed is lame. In order to ensure I'm getting proper training, I am welding my frame out of solid steel bars, and I am also replacing the ball bearings with plain ones (without lubrication).

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 01:00

OH and it's going to be pinku (that's Japanese for pink)

77 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 02:03

Oy vey, it's like another shota.

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 10:49

Kindness vs unkindness

79 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 11:06

Eat meat, be straight edge, be antipolitical, be a trपe Theravada Buddhist!

80 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 15:35

I wish yuri was real.

81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 17:29

>>79
Theravada Buddhism is a lie. Shinto is the one true religion!

82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11404 18:51

>>80
I've heard fake moon landing conspiracy theories before, so I suppose fake cosmonaut orbits aren't a stretch.

83 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11405 14:10

I'm basically a cat.

84 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11406 08:56

While I find the "Lovecraft named the cat what?" hand-wringing a bit tiresome after a while, given that there are in my opinion far more damningly racist things that Lovecraft wrote than just the appearance of a hot-button word in a story that otherwise had nothing to do with race, I do have to give certain props for cleverness to that one Lovecraft-based card game that named the cat card "Tigger-Man". It's both not a wholly unreasonable name for a cat (still a touch odd perhaps, but you can assume the kids were Winnie the Pooh fans), but also extremely "wink wink nudge nudge, if you know you know".

85 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11406 16:04

Birch trees are really pretty.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11406 18:03

>>84 feel like absolute shit just want him back (picture of Uncle Ruckus crying)

87 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11406 19:22

A pair of feckin women's knickers

88 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11406 19:48

war of jenkins' 馘

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 01:17

Is the horse gonna step on his nuts?

90 Name: agh : 1993-09-11407 04:08

ow

91 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 06:00

in that case wouldn't it make more sense for her parents to have been republicans who were killed by the RUC or something

92 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 08:41

Come out ye black and tans

93 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 12:42

Come out ye black and trans

94 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 12:49

Come out and fight me like a man

95 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 14:32

Come out and fuck me like a man

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 18:00

pwning n00bs with my b00bs

97 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 18:35

Venn diagram of people who have been on TED(x) and Joe Rogan

98 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11407 20:54

a war torn european nation in the 90s, huh? yotsuba is clearly SERBIAN

99 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 19:31

お尻が痛い。

100 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 20:54

Tetyais

101 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 20:55

Mildly amused by the phrase "growing smaller".

102 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 22:13

Probably won't do anything, but it's worth a shot at least? Just visit the boards directly for a few days.

103 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 22:14

"England and Portugal have an alliance going all the way back to the 14th century, now isn't that something!"
North Korea and Turkey: kek. qeqw, even.

104 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11408 23:01

topgök

105 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11409 02:48

Since Chinese fictional characters often ended up becoming actually worshipped gods irl, does this mean in 100 years there will be a temple to Reimu in Xi’an?

106 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11409 11:38

I think I've made a terrible mistake.

107 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11409 16:02

what's going on

108 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11409 19:57

it's actually pretty funny that a fricassee is basically what a lot of newbie cooks end up making accidentally while trying to make a chinese style stir fry, but on an electric stove in a western style skillet over medium heat

109 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11409 22:33

Speaking of newbie cooks, I can't believe I managed to pull off poached eggs on my first try.

110 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11410 18:08

in the not too distant future, there will be a treatment where they introduce microplastic-eating bacteria into YOUR BALLS, though I can't say whether this will have desirable effects

111 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11410 22:04

demons roots got an english translation that got super popular on steam and now i get to be the guy who's like "yeah well i played it in japanese before it was cool"

112 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11411 06:13

処女クリア可能(特典無し)

113 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11411 09:17

I don't give a FUCK!

114 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11411 13:28

Double suicide... for kids!™

115 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11411 14:04

a choppy black-and-white 🅱️ideo of somebody being stabbed in a parking lot
ON 3-D D ᴅ ᴅ

116 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11411 14:33

No static at all!

117 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11411 16:25

They don't make YOUR BALLS like they used to.

118 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11411 23:38

i really want a civic type R but reverse bodymodded to just look like an ordinary daily driver honda shitbox

119 Name: vc: chad : 1993-09-11411 23:57

>>118
as the owner of an ordinary 2013 civic in bad need of a paint job, your wish is correct

120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11412 11:01

It's been a long time since I last got kicked in the 'nads.

121 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11412 14:34

so is the site hacked or is this just a ploy to make the spammers think it died

122 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11412 14:57

I'm so sad...

123 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11412 15:22

It's just on the off chance that it's actually feds doing the spamming. I've had the same image on the imageboard ban page for a while now, and while I don't have hard data it feels like the spam has decreased a little.

124 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11412 20:56

What they don't want you to know is that it is legal to kill all feds. You can just run them over with your car. You won't be punished.

125 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11412 20:57

What they don't want you to know is that it is legal to kill all feds. You can just run them over with your car. You won't be punished.

126 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 02:04

i think you could call the thing i'm feeling right now "horny" but i don't particularly want to have sex, i want a cute girl to hold against me and kiss her neck and lips and ears and run my fingers through her hair and listen to her heartbeat and inhale the smell of her sweat mixed with her perfume...

127 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 03:02

>>126
That’s just sad

128 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 08:53

>>126
I think that's called loneliness.

129 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 12:58

i'm a big fat butt

130 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 12:59

>>126
I'm not cute or a girl but I can give you a hug if you want

131 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 16:10

>>130
..... yeah ok

132 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 18:23

All Harpooners Are Bastards

133 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11413 22:43

Are most English speaking Vtubers drunk? They sure sound like it.

134 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11414 11:47

afaict the drunkspeak is a crutch that livestreamers use to keep the energy levels artificially inflated without having to come up with well considered words at an unsustainable pace
i haven't noticed it with non-streamers, but most EVTs want to be streamers

135 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11414 18:19

octopodes

136 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11414 22:27

<- BAD person

137 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 07:28

assigned cop at birth

138 Name: vc: decay : 1993-09-11415 08:27

all males are bastards

139 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 12:02

Huh, I wonder if this website is a good place to bitch about Wikipedia.

> an obviously insane dude with a "f7u12" avatar is having an inscrutable argument with a dude with a "guinness world record soyjak" avatar

No, I think I can get that on Wikipedia already!

140 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 14:59

penis guillotine

141 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 15:38

automatic circumciser (robo mohel)

142 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 16:41

all cuties are boys

143 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 17:01

All crops are bountiful.

144 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 17:52

all clams are brackish.

145 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 22:19

In the absence of a True King the wicked call the shots.

146 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 23:04

GET it TWISTED

147 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11415 23:38

Caught myself mentally accusing a you​tube vi​deo of using an AI voice today, maybe that's a sign to log off for a while
(pretty sure the guy was using some sort of voice enhancer and/or editing out breathing and pauses or so)

148 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11416 00:59

I have become quite unimaginative at what I would spend money on if I had any. At this point just splurging on a hotel room now and then seems more pleasant than actually going somewhere.

149 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11416 06:06

Call the feds I'll just sUCK THEMOFF

150 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11416 10:58

You must die.

151 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11416 13:29

or else you will die!

152 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11416 18:44

>>148 I've done that. Sometimes it's just refreshing to have new walls around you for a bit.

153 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11416 22:30

bad stinky poopoop computer

154 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 09:55

The peanut fairies...

155 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 13:06

I wonder how many of the cooking follies that the Hannibal fanfic enthusiast was lamenting were due to people misinterpreting the underlying meaning of chicken "breast".

156 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 16:18

when I grow up I want to be King Kong banging on his chest

157 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 17:54

south east asian names be like: troon suc dong

158 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 18:09

>>157
Rammit Deep

159 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 19:54

IRC, but with tripcodes

160 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11417 20:51

I want to be molested by a hairy, fat, balding old man with terrible breath

161 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 00:00

I want to be molested by a smelly, fat, greasy middle-aged woman with terrible breath

162 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 00:32

every single SK president has been a total disgrace, but they harassed this guy into a premature any% jail speedrun it seems

163 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 03:19

what if I'm some kind of weird gross retard and everyone realizes it but me

164 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 04:37

>>160
ask RMS, maybe he'll oblige

165 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 05:43

come out of the cupboard ye black and tans

166 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 11:15

Maybe I'm just weird, but I'd actually rather not be molested by anyone, especially not someone with terrible breath.

167 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 14:32

plz Santa bring me a lover with huge fat ginormous moo moo milkers

168 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 17:56

toxic paint fumes make male lose penis

169 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 18:02

god please let the big one (future earthquake) only wipe out the absolute smuggest most privileged and degenerate deserving neighborhoods along the entire west coast in a suspiciously targeted looking way, it would be so funny

170 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 18:40

grown ass man using peach & goma gifs

171 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 18:50

grown ass-man

172 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 19:03

not-yet-grown ass man
pederas(s)ty

173 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 19:18

It is important to imagine what a person looks like from how he or she is reported in text sources if it happens before you find his or her photograph. It says a lot about the quality of the reporting or your imagination, and only this sort of critique can improve either one.

174 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 19:42

My apartment smells faintly like dog poop now. I'm not sure if it's the paint fumes or if I stepped on something on my way home, and I'm not sure which of the two I should hope for.

175 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 20:53

Franz Kafka was undoubtedly a shitposter, the real question is on what site or board

176 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11418 22:45

>>174
I eagerly await the report on whether the fumes cause you to grow a penis

177 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 05:31

eject the scum

178 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 10:05

Thank goodness I'm not stupid.

179 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 15:21

>>178
That sounds exactly like what a stupid person would say!

180 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 15:42

You know what, the prodigal son's brother was right, it was bullshit that his father slaughtered a whole cow and everything over his brother but didn't do anything for him.

181 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11419 15:48

Wait until you read the story of Onan and realize that in context what you were told about it being about jerking off are kind of a stretch.

(Tangentially, someone has to have done an "Onan the Barbarian" joke at some point, right?)

182 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11420 02:22

fuck my soulful orientalist white boy life

183 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11420 09:20

It's disappointing how media almost never seems to show the moon as anything other than full or crescent. I get that the gibbous moon looks a little awkward and lopsided, but it deserves some love too, you know?

184 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11420 12:27

Columbus: uses astronomy to accurately time a lunar eclipse, definitively pinpointing his longitude
Also Columbus after that: just one more voyage bro we're almost at China maybe even India bro

185 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11420 13:18

>>183
As I recall "gibbous" was one of those weird words that Lovecraft seemed to really like but I think he might only have used it in the sense of "hunchbacked" and not in connection with the moon.

186 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11420 19:04

Man, when P2P clients allow browsing shares it's pretty uh interesting sometimes. Just saw a serve that was entirely focused around 1. pr0n, with a special emphasis on sissification, and 2. MUGEN games.

187 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11421 03:47

It's disappointing how media never shows the moon as over a loli, who is together with me.

188 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11421 10:18

>>187
I get that you look a little awkward and lopsided, but you deserve some love too, you know?

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11421 12:06

the six-planet megablast

190 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11421 13:11

TRIGGER TREAT

191 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11421 18:52

That's it? That's what a margarita is? THAT WAS JUST BOOZED UP LIME CANDY rrrrRRRRRRRR JIMMY BUFFETT BETRAYED US!

192 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11421 19:26

>>180
That's part of the point it's making. Divine values and earthly values do not translate exactly even if you could call some by the same name (e.g. honor).
So in the case of the Lost Sheep it would be foolish for a shepherd to put the rest of the flock at risk, and to the Vineyard Laborers it would not make sense to accept that job offer again the next morning. Thus with the prodigal son, mercy and grace are not justice.
The usual interpretation is that the faithful brother represents those Jews who really have kept the commandments. If you were a part of his target audience that had put in real efforts to be good, you might have reasons to feel indignant on being exposed to other incompatible but perfectly true views: e.g. that the scope of righteous behavior is limited to a secret/ethnic club is silly, or that moral+nicemaxxing isn't actually ideal ethical behavior (like who doesn't hate that guy?).

193 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11421 23:41

voyage to Pen Island

194 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11422 04:04

Nimravid rave party

195 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11422 17:26

Things that remind me of Hokkaido:
Hokkaido
The snow level in Mario 64
Greater Israel conspiracy theory (Nile to Euphrates interpretation)
Band indicator on price chart

196 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11422 21:49

From the river to the other river...

197 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 00:39

Giraffe Interchange Format

198 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 04:52

zoomer biochemist: catechol ahh mines

199 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 11:25

This place is birdtastic!

200 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 13:35

Alternate universe where the famous Touhou song is called Bad Egg instead of Bad Apple.

201 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 19:00

"Copy nothing"
*post a clip with a bunch of passé runway fashion / art film cliches*
*post a "car" that's wildly emitting psychic OceanGate Titan death trap vibes*
This must be a meta bit, right? ... right? (oh god that looks too expensive, it's probably not)

202 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11423 21:16

I don't understand the actual physics behind all of those old 60s/70s American land barge sedans that had these huge ass fuel-chugging V8 engines and then got like 105 HP. How do you even physically get so little power from so much fuel? Where was all that energy going instead?

203 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-11423 22:27

Not a single human being in these United States thought about fuel economy between 1946 and 1973.

204 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11424 18:07

NiggyMan

205 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11424 19:29

Ahh~ I want Rumia to devour my flesh, innards, and gonads!
My lolicon nutrients being absorbed by her small loli intestines into her cute loli circulatory system, from which they’ll reach every single part of her loli body, including the capillaries in her cunny.

206 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11424 23:30

plz don't let the shoggoths devour my precious kitten

207 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11425 01:01

>>203 I'm stunned less by the efficiency/fuel economy aspect and more by the "how is it even physically possible to burn a half gallon of fuel in a 390 cu. in. 6L V8 engine and have the result be a 41 second quarter-mile"aspect. It wouldn't be that weird if burning all that fuel in such a huge engine at least put an equivalent amount of power down on the road but dudes back then were driving around on the equivalent of a riding lawnmower AND measuring their fuel consumption in gallons per mile...

208 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11425 07:25

"You're all in on nothingburger. Rebels are playing Half-Life in Assad's tunnel and leafing through his family photos, and you're all in."

209 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11425 08:14

just eat your slig meat, don't think too much about where it came from

210 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11425 08:35

I will never not be amused when I think of how the relevance of Chronicles of Gor tanked pretty much overnight as soon as 50 Shades of Grey replaced it as BDSMers' collective hate target. Being constantly told about how awful it was seems to have been the series' primary source of curious new readers (and, in some cases, fans-to-be).

211 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11425 09:14

>>205 is a Hyprland developer

212 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11425 17:08

Try. Try. お嬢様

213 Name: vc: cethe : 1993-09-11425 17:24

the Flag of the Most Serene Republic of Venice gloriously refuting US nuflags

214 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11425 18:07

Who wants to see my caged tiger impression?

215 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 01:57

>>205
It's a pretty universal desire. Eventually you'll be burned up and have the leftover waste removed by her loli blood cells and deposited in her loli big intestine and solidify into her dark loli vampire shitlogs before she squats and slowly poops you out curling into a loli shitpile on the floor for her maid to dispose of and lick clean from her loli ass.

216 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 02:06

dutch racists be like "totaal negerdood"lmao

217 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 02:11

self-explanatory death note parody called brown note

218 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 02:54

theistic simulation theory: what if we're actually just god's tulpas

219 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 03:30

>>215
don't forget the ghost wafting out of the poop pile

220 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 03:34

just had "i'm the sensitive midwestern white boy version of a hood nigga from the bronx" as an intrusive thought and i'm not even american

221 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 03:40

but Rumia is not a vampire at all

222 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 04:37

There should be a viking vampire named Norseferatu.

223 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 09:10

Thinking of starting a wikipedia vandalism livestream

224 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 09:17

>>218
That’s called Neoplatonism

225 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 10:14

Kinda gay, kinda dead.

226 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 10:18

"We're living in a simulation" is already tantamount to saying "we were created by god(s)" just with a more sci-fi trapping. Although when you consider how people in our world act playing The Sims it does raise some interesting thoughts regarding the old pagan age when gods were thought to actively screw with mortals on a frequent and often somewhat arbitrary basis, versus more subtle action / "the gods have abandoned us". I can picture a gradual realization outside the computer of "you know, I think our Sims might actually be conscious, maybe it's not ethical to fuck with them just for fun".

227 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 10:33

Feeling the call of the monastic life again.

228 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 12:12

comic books skipping the shower scenes so they don't have to show you Peter Parker's peter

229 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 15:05

I want to do a deep dive on one a confession, commentary, or systematic theology, but I'm a little tossed up which ones are even candidates, because I'd want to start from the closest to what I believe, but what I believe doesn't commit to an opinion on most of the big infighting shitfits.

230 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 15:39

Love a dove.

231 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 16:42

Like a dyke.

232 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 20:23

Korean Dokyun, is the South doomed? (As a democracy?)
Holy smokes.

233 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 20:28

that fucking frog

234 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 21:59

King Exit isn't nearly as good...

235 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11426 23:12

>>226 I think about this a lot, but it depends on what you mean by “simulation” and “god”. The concept of a “simulation” wouldn't need to be “sci-fi”, it wouldn't need to involve a big computer - fire drills, earthquake and terrorist attack rehearsals and the like are simulations, but not in the computer simulation sense. We live in a real organic world which follows the laws of physics, but there's nothing to say there was or wasn't an entity which set the wheels in motion. I can think of many phenomena of our existence which could be valuable to understand, but difficult to really study since 1) we're living inside it, and 2) there are many many many variables. As a narrow anthropocentric example, think about how love works, how political ideologies compete, how humans behave in relation to the laws of the land they live in, morals and ethics in different situations, how life evolves. The creation of the universe could be a way of arranging various scenarios to see how things react to each other. For what reason, I humbly admit that what might be valuable for a higher being to study is unfathomable to the puny humans we are. I guess I can think of some possibilities.

Sometimes atheists like to poke holes in what the Christian bible says, and use that as evidence that there couldn't be a “God”. I think of this simulation idea as a possible description of the universe which was “created” but doesn't involve religious magic. Is “God” completely synonymous with “creator”? If it's just a scientist doing an experiment in a lab who created the universe we live in in a petri dish, but he isn't omnipotent or omnipresent, is that really the same entity described in the holy books? If there was some way we found proof of that, would that mean the end of all religion?

I'm not saying this is what I think the true picture is, it's one of many possibilities I entertain to varying degrees.

236 Name: vc: volk : 1993-09-11427 00:27

>>232
Uh, looks like it's doomed to still be a democracy.

237 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 02:21

>>235
To be fair I am operating under the assumption that "simulation" in these contexts means a structured program of complex rules and variables like you would program into a computer, regardless of whether it's a literal "computer" as we know it or a wizard orb or whatever else, and that whoever created or otherwise has access to the "code" of the program can check/change variables, tweak rules, undo events, etc. etc: a being that exists unbounded by the simulated universe and with unlimited power over it, thus from the perspective of the sims, effectively a god. I'm inclined to think that fire drills etc. might be called simulations but are a different thing even if the same word is used, but I don't have a firm "why" on that beyond that I don't think they're the sort of situation people are invoking when they talk about the universe being a simulation.

Now sure, outside the simulated universe maybe it's a scientist or some computer nerd or even Roco's Basilisk or whatever. If you bring in arguments that there's even another level of creation/creator above the universe that the simulation was created within, or that there has to be one "True God" above everything else or otherwise hold that "god" can only apply to a being that has superhuman powers in every universe and not just Some Guy who can only control his own pet sim at will, then "demiurge" might become a more appropriate word for the simulation-programmer in some situations. I would argue that such distinctions are only genuinely relevant to sims if there exists some mechanism by which they can "break out" from the simulated universe to observe or exist in a higher order one (so Gnosticism or the like). Otherwise the knowledge (if it can be known, which is doubtful) is purely academic.

As for the continued existence of religion in the face of a revelation like that, I'm confident that even if our universe was programmed by some computer nerd in a higher reality and they sent down an avatar to tell everyone that it was so and that the whole thing was just an experiment done for kicks, short of rewriting their minds there would be plenty of people who, regardless of any other demonstration made, would just say it's a demon trying to trick the faithful, or whatever other explanation need be made to consider it false, and keep on keeping on with what they believed before.

Ultimately these kinds of discussions have a tendency to fall into "turtles all the way down" philosophical wank about things that have no humanly knowable answers, and this is a podunk jokey board on the butt end of the Worldwide Web (or so it is here perceived), and I spent more time on this post than was probably worthwhile to, so you know.

238 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 03:14

YouTube can gargle my entire nut sack

239 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 04:09

>>236
For the next 20 or 30 years at least. Aside from the usual gripes of cults and companies running countries (which they do in many places) I don't know how anyone can really fix women and men hating each other to that extent and so many people having Autism.

I can't help but feel a sense of impending doom watching from afar, like I'm looking at the ugly future of many places.

240 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 11:03

Jerking it lonely style.

241 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 15:38

Remember 2011? Those were dark times indeed.

242 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 16:26

i want to get married i want a wife i want to kiss her hands and make her breakfast in bed and tell her she's beautiful every single day and love and be loved please please please please god please

243 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 16:30

if i'm not married or engaged by 33 i'm either killing myself or castrating myself and joining a monastery

244 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 19:27

Coming from someone who learned Japanese first:

-Chinese practice of creating slurs by adding 鬼 to the name of a race/occupation/etc (e.g. 黒鬼, 酒鬼, 鬼佬) unintentionally makes the thing you're trying to disparage sound cool as hell

-Chinese practice of using 子 as a nominalizing suffix to create a handily parseable two-character compound (e.g. 靴子, 梅子、瓶子) unintentionally makes random nouns look like Japanese women's names

245 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 19:36

>>239
You have been presented a distorted view of things, I think.
Korean men and women have hated each other this much for many centuries, they can fucking keep doing it forever. Plus you seem aware that "democracy" is whatever superpowers with a stake say it is, and SK can keep going that way even if China basically edges out CIA/Mossad (which is what seems likely in the short run).
Like 4B isn't a thing. It exists in the same sense KJVO Independent Fundamental Baptists exist in the US. Okay if you're looking for the absolute most miserable motherfuckers that form some kind of influence it's a thing, you can find thousands I guess. But it isn't A Thing. It isn't Going to Happen. It isn't all over the Korean news even though they're basically CNN-like in their outlook. Like seriously look how long this is: https://ko.wikipedia.org/wiki/4B_%EC%9A%B4%EB%8F%99
(this reminds me of the half-truth going around that Abe's popularity precipitously dropped after his assassination--silence actual Japanese person with a nuanced take, a quarter-blood Occupy Democrats-reposting sansei from Portland is speaking!)

246 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 20:05

>>244
Most Chinese pronunciations of 鬼 are fucking raw compared to "ki" which only bolsters your point.
Like if you think 鬼畜 sounds pretty un-bouba, wait till you hear reconstructed "kjwɨjX trhjuwk"
Also I was wondering for a moment if 瓶子 was 餅子 because that just shows you how serious my kanji study has been.

247 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 20:28

The hug offer is still standing by the way!

248 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11427 23:45

fat tittesss

249 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 05:11

tenderly caress my scrotum

250 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 10:55

virgin Bible Gateway vs chad Bible Hub

251 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 15:12

what if communism was actually real and if we'd just endured through the dictatorship of the proletariat stage we'd be living in utopia by now

252 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 16:48

Scrotum has got to be on the top ten least caressable body parts if you ask me.

253 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 16:49

give me attention

254 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 19:26

listening to old yuanshen arranges at the gym pretending i'm training to be a better jiangshi for seiga when i finally die

255 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 19:36

romance for women: taken by the 6'4 billionaire vampire CEO: can a plain jane with glasses and a ponytail like me really find love?

romance for men: what if there was a woman who was nice to me and at least moderately attractive and not insane

(both love interests are equally fictional)

256 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 19:55

Woah, hey everyone check out this guy! --> >>253 <--

257 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 20:21

Sling Blade and Gran Turino are basically the same movie if you think about it really deeply for a minute and then stop thinking about it

258 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11428 22:57

romance for men: what if I were a super nice guy always ignored but then the super cute girl top of the beauty in class suddenly noticed I helping someone find their lost paperclip and then she fell in love with me and then my sister also fell in love with me and the teacher and now I have a harem of women all in love with me because I'm such a very nice guy

259 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 01:00

>>258 every single otome game is a genderswapped version of what you just described except all the men are also 6'4 jacked billionaire werewolves or whatever

the call is coming from inside the house, femcel

260 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 01:23

>search google for very specific tap & die combo
>local model airplane webshop sells exactly what I need
>it's the only tap & die combo in the catalogue

huh!

261 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 01:26

this song is very moe
apathy from america 🇺🇸
I love anime harem women so much it's unreal

262 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 02:04

>>256 I don't fuck with lowercase posts.

263 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 04:10

Romance for trans: what if we were both lesbian demonic magical girls who traveled in time or dimensions to fight some vague apocalyptic threat that is kinda inspired by some exotic religion but not really and during this we fight both the chuds and our mental issues

264 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 06:03

Romance for >>262: What if we both had functioning shift keys

265 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 10:30

"I don't give a crispy aromatic fuck!"

266 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 11:32

Romance for centipede-people: what if you jerked off onto the floor alone and then a day later a cute girl came and found your spermatophore and inseminated herself with it.

267 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 12:38

Romance for Trons: ay bby u wan smsh wall END OF LINE

268 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 13:21

>>237

>and that whoever created or otherwise has access to the "code" of the program can check/change variables, tweak rules, undo events

I went into further detail about this but deleted it cos it got a bit rambly, but this is one of the varying degrees I mentioned. The creator setting the wheels in motion and observing what happens is one possibility, and then them having access to it and having the power to change things on the fly is an extension of that idea which I'm open to, but not necessary. That creates the possibility that supernatural events described in the Bible were real examples of the creator interfering with the system as it's running. Similar to your Sims idea :) But, things like that could also happen in way that's undetectable to the beings within the simulation, it would be accepted as the way it always was. Whether the creator has these extra powers is what I meant when wondering if this creator has all the same attributes that define what a “god” is.

>fire drills etc. ... I don't think they're the sort of situation people are invoking when they talk about the universe being a simulation.

That's precisely my point, I think people get hung up on a “The Matrix”-style 1s-and-0s simulation when they talk about this, I'm saying it can be a carefully orchestrated scenario with certain variables without being computer-generated. Or maybe I'm thinking a narrow definition of “computer”, I can't imagine what kind of apparatus would be involved in the creation of a physical universe.

Good point about people thinking it could be a demon. I was thinking of some concrete undeniable proof direct from God to each individual, like if every single person came across their own “burning bush”, and were just as convinced as the examples in the Bible. But maybe the open-ended belief and conflict between differences is one of the variables worth studying in this simulation.

>I spent more time on this post than was probably worthwhile to, so you know.

Well, I appreciate your thoughts, thanks for your time and effort o口(・∀・ )

269 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11429 18:02

Gundam: Jelqing

270 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 10:03

If you truly loved me, you'd ejaculate inside me.

271 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 11:51

Learn Koine Greek, problem solved

272 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 13:23

There are innumerable ways I do not wish to go out, but "assassinated by poop knife" is relatively high on the list.

273 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11430 19:29

Put me back in the dungeon please.

274 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 01:39

my colonists are eating raw rice and getting mad about eating raw food when there's a fueled up stove right there

275 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 02:27

feeling the kind of horny that makes a guy give a speech to a group of soldiers about how we need to overthrow the postwar government and reinstate the divine absolutism of the emperor and then kill himself

276 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 08:52

I'll take your word for it, but do you also want your totally-not-boyfriend to do an absolute-monarchical botch job finishing you off?

277 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 11:39

No hope for anyone! Yay! <3

278 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11431 18:06

evil chet hanks be like: black girl winter

279 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 00:19

Imagine how cushy of a job it is to be one of the guys at the Académie Française who does nothing but sit around and chain smoke and decide that the French word for "iPhone" is now "La Téléphone Mobile du i"

280 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 00:20

They should invent a way to masturbate your heart to make the yearning go away

281 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 00:30

"Schkwerl! Ok now you try saying 'Eichhörnchen'"

282 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 00:54

playing an arctic dwarf named Tjörnthor "the Hill" Björnsson in my next tabletop campaign

283 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 04:33

Zoomer reform member be like: 🗣️TORY BLUD REALLY THINKS HE'S PART OF THE TEAM 🔥 🔥

284 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 11:03

If I had a catgirl maid, I'd treat her right.

285 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 14:58

Why are so many zoomer trolls 'ironic' pedos, not in the UOOOOOOH lolicon way either

286 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 15:19

I'm kind of impressed and disappointed at the same time that the sample was just Jay-Z saying "Rockefeller" pitched down enough that you can't exactly make it out (always sounded like "wrecking sumos" to me).

287 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11432 16:01

Can't wait for the days to start getting longer again.

288 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 00:26

every obvious catfish out there i have wisely avoided
but it has summed up to a lingering regret that i never tried catching one just in case

289 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 02:29

attn Ray Peat fans: progesterone is only anabolic in women. The potential contribution of progesterone to muscle growth is the way it creates an environment of net anabolism by suppressing cortisol. It also suppressing the HPG axis doesn't matter to women in this particular case (and otherwise may contribute to its healing effects in estrogen-dominant women) because women do not have testes or leydig's cells; the trace amounts of androgens in a woman's body are produced in the adrenal glands and aren't naturally present in high enough amounts to contribute meaningfully to muscle growth. In men, progesterone has the potential to cause a state of net catabolism despite its anti-stress, cortisol suppressing effects by suppressing the release of the much more anabolic androgens. Testosterone has a similar anti-catabolic effect via suppressing cortisol as progesterone does, but unlike progesterone, also has directly anabolic effects by inducing muscular protein synthesis, encouraging glucose uptake into skeletal muscle, stimulating erythropoeisis, etc.

290 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 05:18

when i see an ampersand in japanese i read it in my head as アンド

291 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 07:57

Don't see a lot of demotivational posters around anymore... I forgot the line you're supposed to attach to statements like this, somebody please help.

292 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 10:14

>>291
"Sic transit gloria mundi."

293 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 13:56

huh, i have heard men with my particular circadian rhythm disorder usually have above-average progesterone, although the relevance of it isn't understood, much less the mechanism

294 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 14:15

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't want to.

295 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 16:35

Roughly 20, 000 years ago the first humans evolved
With the neurotypical trait, genetic oppressive
Eye contact, groomed hair and clean skin
Socializing apparently was a sin to the original man, Anime fan
So the mutants left behind the non-procreator
Called Normalfags later, the first 'tism haters

296 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 18:02

>>291 i believe it's "lindyman.jpg"

297 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 18:57

100 girlfriends that really really really really really really really rape you.

298 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 19:28

guy who'll do double the speed limit on the highway but still uses a turn signal when changing lanes

299 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11433 21:47

>>298
Autobahn Germans in denial, 5-10 years from now

300 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 00:04

what? why would raping the main heroine lead to a a bad end(;´Д`)

301 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 00:38

"ranma one two"

302 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 00:57

"ranma twelve"

303 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 01:20

>>300 If this is about the game I think it is then it's because if you just play for like literally 10 more minutes you get to have consensual sex with her anyway

vc: inpush

304 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 10:01

Remember being in love?

305 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 13:05

>>300 maybe this is the kind of game where the word that is literally "rape" shouldn't be translated idiomatically as "fuck" as is usually the case, but literally "rape".

306 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 21:24

gamer webcomic iceberg

307 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11434 23:04

"I don't even really want to have sex that much, can we just lay down next to each other and you touch my head and tell me you love me and I'm doing a good job"
"Uhhhmmmm that's fucking patriarchal bullshit how dare you expect a woman to perform your emotional labor for you"

308 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11435 01:18

sees an attractive woman god i wish she'd hug my head to her chest and shove her fingers in my mouth

309 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11435 01:31

it is 1997 and you are making an entire visual novel interface from scratch in adobe flash

310 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11435 17:57

Bulding my own textboard, brick by (exceedingly realistic looking) brick

311 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11435 18:51

Sort of like how the terms "left wing" and "right wing" originate from the French Revolution and have little to do with their original meaning, I wonder if in 230 years people will be calling them the "based wing" vs the "cringe wing".

312 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11435 22:10

A "the author's barely disguised fetish" run in Rimworld is taking shape in my head...

313 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 02:30

>>311
I'd be amused if it eventually mutated to "right wing" and "wrong wing" just to see the more neurotic among the population really wanting to be wrong, but not in any obvious way.

314 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 02:31

>>311
I'd be amused if it eventually mutated to "right wing" and "wrong wing" just to see the more neurotic among the population really wanting to be wrong, but not in any obvious way.

315 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 02:32

damn, I am the king of double posting these days.

316 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 06:22

left wing, right wing, chicken wing

317 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 11:21

Inside you are two wolves, one is a trap, the other is a 2hu

318 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 17:53

AI slop channel that basically does the news in the style of the Praeco from HBO's rome, even having an uncanny avatar doing the chironomia and everything

319 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 18:07

>>318
Oh right, it should be blatantly a bougie ho for whoever's in power, that's an important part of what made him amusing. It wasn't just the dramatic delivery.

320 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11436 22:27

Oh, baby, chill with the bread

321 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11437 01:33

"I'm God's busiest beaver"

322 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11437 07:33

You look at the egg in front of you, and a profound sadness fills your heart.

323 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11437 18:21

Enclitic isn't a dirty word.

324 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11437 20:32

"In Việt Nam, my handwriting is considered pretty bad." (it's the most beautiful, legible sample of penmanship you have seen this year, perhaps ever.)

325 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11437 23:44

that time i mentioned Celadon City playing pokemon at a tender age and Mom insisted I was talking about Shirou Ishii
thanks for the completely needless childhood trauma ig

326 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11438 10:29

Fukumaru Coitus

327 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11438 11:39

I just LOVE cock!

328 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11438 11:42

I really like cock but I don‘t know if I'm ready to love again.

329 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 08:04

38 year old gf who just now read about the "psych ward grippy socks footjob" thing and ordered some online to try it with you and she's honestly kind of bad at it but she's really funny and cute when she tries to be hip with what the kids are doing on "the bird site"

330 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 11:41

Hidamari SEX

331 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 13:28

Merry Christmas to every corvid. <3

332 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 16:04

\syameimaru/

333 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 19:37

Check em!

334 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 20:36

ALL ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS (AS USUAL)

335 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 23:21

>>334
( ゚ -゚) you are not the only one

336 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11439 23:53

JUMP in the air and enjoy life

337 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 00:46

Merikuri DQN

338 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 00:46

rip yukio mishima you would have loved "merry christmas mr. lawrence"

339 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 01:04

>>334,335
At least we have each other!

340 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 01:04

spirit please, i'm a christmaspilled jollycel, i'm no longer scroogemaxxing

341 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 01:09

>>338 i fucked up by making my family watch conan the barbarian, now i have to convince them that mr. lawrence is actually a good movie and is worth watching

342 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 01:18

>>341 if they didn't like conan i can't imagine they'd like "ryuuichi sakamoto is so gay for david bowie that he commits suicide by military tribunal"

343 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 01:19

( 'ω')_ I'll watch anything with people cutting off bad guy heads with swords.

344 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 01:27

your honor

genshin impact

death

345 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 01:29

Conan the loli/bestiality artist

346 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 11:48

Taking andrewgens to become more Andrew.

347 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11440 15:38

man named "man"

348 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 05:34

referring to a guy with long hair shaving his head as "choosing to die with the philistines"

349 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 17:41

i'm pooping and reading dqn on my phone at work!!!!

350 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 18:12

the chinese amazon sellers who sell shitty polyester touhou cosplays with google translated names like "nightbloom sixteen nights"

351 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 19:07

jacking off to collarbones again

352 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 19:28

>>341
1982 or 2011?

353 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11441 23:51

music that makes you stab middle schoolers if you listen to it

354 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 14:10

Programming in assembly is like giving a deepthroat facefuck, when you get the hang of it it feels powerful and damn good, but you always have to keep in the back of your head that if you fuck something up, the person on the receiving end is in the perfect position to bite your dick off.

355 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 19:56

It's really funny how many of the PCT meds, ancillary drugs, and AAS themselves that bodybuilders take were originally developed as breast cancer meds

356 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 19:58

bodybuilders [handshake emoji] 61 year old women with breast cancer
exemestane, tamoxifen citrate, drostanolone

357 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 20:33

Sad girls in the snow
Under the moon, loli to issho
Like whoa
Tanasinn dot info
Bloody
Period
Flow

358 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 20:36

It's snowing... that's so sad...

359 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 22:12

I had wondered at the time why he put the stress on the last syllable of "Jenova", but on second thought, maybe he knows Hebrew, but not in the way his name sounds like he'd have acquired it.

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11442 22:37

for cultural anthropology 101 we watched Holy Ghost People (a 60s documentary about an appalachian snake-handling church) and someone tried to be appropriately respectful in the discussion by describing them as in some ways "admirable", but the word that slipped out of this student's mouth was "adorable" and nobody in the room could really stifle the chuckle

361 Name: vc: latchish : 1993-09-11443 00:58

"No I'm not a Christian Nationalist, how does that even work?"

> for half a second, the President nonchalantly eyes a photo of his golf course on the desk, the music becoming louder and more ominous as it fills the frame and becomes clearer that the Scottish flag is in fact a Covenanter banner

362 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11443 03:43

so kaban was a human frenzu, right

363 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11443 15:11

Claudius should have instead swapped the letters 'e' and 'i' and saved considerable ink, paper, and time over the next almost-2000 years.

364 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11443 16:41

This world is but an oyster.

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11443 18:36

The world is a blimp with blinking text on the side

366 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11443 21:32

King Arfer and the Knights of the Hound Table

367 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11444 11:49

Save the planet, man! (rolls away in a VW bus)

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11444 13:35

God, save the Huns!

369 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11444 16:46

feels great to independently arrive at basically the same opinion of the Hebrew language and alphabet as Prof. Tolkien (image: Gigadowns)

370 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11445 00:23

put something like"fuck the jim to your pam, i want to be the gomez to your morticia" in your tinder bio and watch the goth girls line up

371 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11445 02:15

Ape King

372 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11445 07:23

I'm a masochist so I love it when women scold me, but I'm also a feminist so I hate making women mad, none of you can understand my pain

373 Name: vc: dolkness : 1993-09-11445 16:57

I'm looking for a beater bible, it cant be varod (that's Hebrew for pink) or any girl color.

374 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11445 19:10

>>372
Women getting upset are all the same these days, short this, scrote that...zzz....

375 Name: vc: botch : 1993-09-11445 20:19

I'm starting to really hate cats because and people who post pictures of them as 'memes'

376 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 00:12

Why does he look like Trotsky now?

377 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 01:00

>>374 Honestly "scrote" is funny enough that I can't really be mad at it even though it's pretty much anatomically and functionally equivalent to calling a woman a cunt, it feels like when black people try to come up with slurs for white people but they best they can come up with is shit like "mayo monkey." Nothing they can come up with can match the raw power of the word "nigger" but it's cute that they're trying...

378 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 02:17

Scrote is pretty good insult, it sounds repulsive. No different than incels calling women roasties. If it feels "weak" it's just because you don't care what they think which isn't the insults fault.

379 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 02:59

cook up a dish of delicious scrod

380 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 03:02

Smoking and masturbation are apparently the top "hobbies".

381 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 03:18

happi new year

382 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 05:31

What New Year? It's still september

383 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 14:49

How did I get hungover from one glass of wine.

384 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 16:38

>>378 It's an elementary school-level insult where I'm from

385 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11446 21:35

It's been a fair year, thanks for being a part of it.

386 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11447 14:08

"burr hurr i don't get zoomer humor"
(屮゚д゚)屮 it's the same shit with different expressions, you just don't have time to care about kids' in-jokes anymore

387 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11447 20:12

Shijiazhuang Donghua Jinlong unironically curing my worst health issues

388 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11447 21:45

Just not doing it.

389 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11447 22:45

I did it.

390 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11447 23:03

You are gay.

391 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 00:05

must destroy furniture tommorow

392 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 00:54

Weird beard-beast apes

393 Name: vc: coysk : 1993-09-11448 03:19

Gooned at work then cleaned said bathroom

394 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 10:44

I'm like 90% sure this woman will attempt suicide if I leave

395 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 12:45

Feeling like part of a secret club when you see something like "supported languages: Chinese (simp.), Chinese (trad.), Japanese, English"

396 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 12:49

"Can I please translate your game to Portuguese/Indonesian/Russian/other thirdie blackskin language?"
"As of right now there are no official plans to support any language besides English and Chinese, however if demand is high enough Korean language support may be added in the future."

397 Name: vc: injill : 1993-09-11448 13:36

Jesus: "But WOE unto YOU, SCRIBES and PHARISEES, HYPOCRITES!"
The guy taking this down: (´・ω:;.:...

398 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 14:13

Amos: "Woe to them that are at ease in Zion, they lie upon beds of ivory, they sing to the sound of the viol, they drink wine in bowls!"
Rich hedonist bastard chilling on a bed of ivory with an experimental new instrument, a dish full of lamb and veal, a bowl full of wine, and a bottle of ointment, trying real hard to ignore the coming invasion and the plight of the poor: "Hahaaaa, great show!~♪"

399 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 16:43

If a recipe says to use 40 cloves of garlic you can always increase it to 80 or 120 cloves.

400 Name: vc: shibe : 1993-09-11448 18:48

Jet, you can't call it 40 Cloves and a Chicken if it has 120 cloves.

401 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 18:56

>>376
the many attempts of Nature to evolve the exact same looking guy, that's how he keeps getting away with it, HTH

402 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 19:51

annotated paizuri imageset in lieu of a gamefaqs walkthrough

403 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11448 21:09

>series named milky holmes
>all the girls are washboards

404 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11449 00:04

An unctuous quest.

405 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11449 03:00

Star Shrek: The Ogrenal Series

406 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11449 13:38

>>403 Who are you quoting?

407 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11449 16:26

That's cringe!

408 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11449 18:51

>>403 uhhhhh you're forgetting the character whose massive fucking milkers are literally a plot point???

409 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 03:22

>>406 <font face=Comic Sans MS>whoof want to know?</fnot>

410 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 03:36

although i genuinely get the attraction to a premium bible (just feel that genuine leather full yapp around the Word, mmmm makes you trevvely feel like one of the Elect when you can manhandle the outside without concern and lay this smyth sewn bad boy down flat on any page you want), I settled for a spiral bound one with very wide margins,
since the point this time is to leave notes on the inside instead of leaving everything pristine like my usual custom.
so i did splurge on nice leather for bigass kettlebell study bibles i won't be marking up, and the text i'll be stumbling through for the next few years will actually be greek+hebrew reader editions, which is totally unnecessary but that's just how i do

411 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 03:40

anyway, >>410, you should just make symbols in the margins of $6 pew hardcover with numbers that point to a LUT in your notebooks, which in turn point to page numbers in said notebooks

412 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 09:01

i would have been the best housewife ever but instead i'm a 6'4 hood nigga from the bronx

413 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 09:51

my expensive tea set is migrating piece by piece back to the center of the dining room table after being banished to my study by my bitch wife

414 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 13:23

Woah-oh, I'm an alien, I'm an evil alien

415 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 15:55

Why is it so difficult for retards to start a sentence with a capital letter?

416 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 16:40

No opinion.

417 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 16:51

>>415 <font face=Conic Sams MS>whoof want to know?</fonp>

418 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 17:20

>>415
Lowercaseposting is a time-honored tradition and DQN quality (or dqn quality, if you will).

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 18:07

>>415 cry about it nigger, also sage isn't a downvote

420 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11450 22:23

Pouring one out for the Tom Hiddleston threads on /tv/ and the two (?) guys who actually posted in them. Hope they're doing well.

421 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 06:05

N N N N NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGgGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

422 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 10:31

I'm a little tired of the same 11 guys pissing on fake asses, I think pörn needs a new meta. I probably can take a couple more years of the faux-BlackedRaw style though

423 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 13:21

Bring back naming dudes Anselm!

424 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 13:24

>>418 They used to teach them “textboards aren't instant messengers” netiquette. I've already perceived them as drooling dimwits slapping their keyboards, before I've had a chance to read the actual content of their post. I usually just skim to the next one.
>>419 I never said it was.

425 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 14:06

>>424 you are using it like one, in a thread that is constantly at the top of the thread list and is probably the most active on the board, because you are a retarded nigger

426 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 16:04

>>424
Give it up. I have already depicted you as the midwit soyjak and myself as the 40/160IQ trog/sage in my head.

427 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 17:49

>>423
Modern day parents seem to have a strange and particular cognitive dissonance where they want a name that stands out but also sounds normal, which sublimates itself into giving children common names with bizarre spellings ("Kaightlynn", etc.) I wish more of them would just lean into the unusual side and choose unashamedly weird names like Anselm. I have a weird historical name and I love it, I get compliments about it all the time and it's a good conversation starter!

428 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 19:57

piss, puke, or poop

429 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 21:12

Bumholio Jones

430 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11451 23:29

>>427
My girlfriend has a brother named Jefferson. I think it's badass tbh

431 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 04:34

>>427
I wonder if naming a white child 'Siddartha' or something like that will fuck him up at all or if it'd be a simple 'My name is Sid. My dad's just a weirdo'

432 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 12:38

>>427
I thought they did that because spelling it correctly would remind them of a bitch they hate.

433 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 12:45

I have a distant 19th century relative named Decius Octavius, who named one of his sons Marcus Lafayette, who named one of his sons Decius Octavius. The younger, apparently, went by 'D' (despite the relatively fanciful names in that branch, all their occupations read like Midwestern stereotypes... Kansan horses bearing bucketloads of my cousin D's seed and feed, imagine).

434 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 13:29

>>425 You're performing the caricature I described. I just didn't bother to delete sage after an earlier post, and it doesn't matter. Who's the retarded nigger now?

>>426 That would have been a great tweet a few years ago. Have an original thought next :-)

435 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 14:07

>>434 still you, nigger retard, cry

>:-)

oh this lad is absolutely seething

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 14:43

farting in a shitty thread

437 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 15:56

Darting in a ditty dread

438 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 15:58

Sometimes I realize just how unpleasant most of you really are.

439 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 15:58

The sky is so beautiful.

440 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 16:27

>>438
I appreciate you. (≧∇≦)/
I try to keep it pleasant online, in fact, precisely because I am rather unpleasant in person.

441 Name: (;´Д`) : 1993-09-11452 16:31

ranting in an inactive thread

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 16:49

Please speak to me (not you).

443 Name: vc: reime : 1993-09-11452 17:51

hot women are hot i wish they were real

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 22:04

>>443
me too

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 23:05

I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their fat blue-haired women.

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 23:29

coffee should be thicker

447 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11452 23:40

have you considered adding some gelatin?

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 00:05

or mayonaise?

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 00:09

>>438
But we're unpleasant in a cool 90s way, like MTV cartoons or those Pepperami adverts

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 00:13

>>447 t. ray peat

451 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 00:34

book scans

but with word wrap

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 01:07

>>449
huhhh huh huh huh, hey Beavis, this guy says we're cool, huh huhh

453 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 03:25

Captain Manlove
is so awesome
and really really really really really gay
he's not a real Captain
but if stuff happens
you know he'll be there to save the day
Captain Manlove

454 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 12:57

my autistic step daughter is in the garden screaming about the number of things she is unable to cut, again

455 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11453 15:39

Going scaredmode.

456 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11454 02:02

Ctopus

457 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11454 05:09

On one hand, Diamond is Unbreakable was (imo) the best part overall, had this really nostalgic Earthbound-like atmosphere of just some schoolkids goofing around until suddenly they find themselves saving the world; but on the other hand, I can no longer reveal that I have a fetish for women's hands without being compared to Kira Yoshikage, so I hate it.

458 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11454 13:07

Having a hand fetish sounds pretty classy to me, although I guess objectively it's not much different to a foot fetish.

459 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11454 13:53

What really used to weird me out is how brazen the foot fetishists would get in polite settings.
(they still do, but there are much bigger degens to fry these days, gotta maintain healthy cringesterone levels 'n all)

460 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11454 16:27

Speaking of foot fetishes some of the Sega Master System game box covers were uh, "interesting".

461 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11454 16:31

>>459
"Could you not shit yourself (in public)?" is a controversial request at furry conventions, ww

462 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11454 16:39

Fu Manchu woke reboot

463 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 01:10

mega milky moomoo mammaries

464 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 02:13

Dating app woman: "I'm not religious, but I do believe in the soul."
"That's weird, I'm religious, but I don't believe in the soul."
"You can't just throw the hoes headfirst into the Pali Canon man, you have to ease into that shit"

465 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 08:26

>>458,459
I find almost every part of the female body arousing, because I am 1) heterosexual and 2) so pent up and sexually frustrated that I might actually spontaneously combust

466 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 10:29

I hope the stupid tranny reading this has a nice day today. <3

467 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 13:13

"Yes I believe in fate, determinism, and predestination. Sorry, you must be held responsible for your acts of 'free will'. I will not explain."

468 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 13:50

> so pent up and sexually frustrated that I might actually spontaneously combust

sounds like the nofap life is really serving you well!

469 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 15:25

It's actually just been so long that jacking it does nothing anymore

470 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 17:26

Don't equate loneliness problems with sex problems.
That's more philosophically embarrassing than holding a belief in mind-body dualism that wildly contradicts everything else you believe.
You wouldn't do that, would you?

471 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11455 17:34

Oh fuck yeah, I love playing with blocks.

472 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 01:26

Did they have to name it 'Doki Doki Literature Glub'?

473 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 02:29

Narcissist: "But it's a perfect [goodthink] allegory!"

> look inside
> gnostic allegory

474 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 02:48

An animated GIF of Genghis Khan.

475 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 04:42

>>472
Fish ahhh VN

476 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 06:45

I'm farting into the toilet right now.

477 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 07:20

The way Haitian Creole often uses a w where in the cognate French word there'd be an r makes it look like some kind of femboy OwO language

478 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 17:44

Kinda want to ride a cute boy's dick right now.

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 18:02

poop insanity

480 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11456 18:17

>That's more philosophically embarrassing than holding a belief in mind-body dualism that wildly contradicts everything else you believe.

I'm reminded of the annoyance I feel every time certain places start up with their "it's mental health awareness day/week/month/whatever" posts, and crossing over with the "wouldn't say this if it wasn't an anonymous board thread" but putting it here since it's a response:

IMO the biggest hurdle to better "mental health" care is the notion that "mental health" is some sort of separate thing from a concept of whole-body health.

Yes, "mental illness" is real in so far as, like any other organ, the brain can have deformities or chemical imbalances that interfere with it working the way it's supposed to, and being the brain, the symptoms of those malfunctions tend to manifest as strange behavior. And sure, treating those issues is as sensible as treating any other organ malfunction and probably improves the quality of life of people with real health problems.

On the other hand, "mental illness" is often just a convenient excuse for the powers that be to pathologize behavior they don't like. This is very convenient for them, since suddenly you're not a malcontent being persecuted, you're "sick" and need "help", and forcing someone into "treatment for medical reasons" tends to allow sidestepping all the court proceedings that would normally go with trying to jail someone (in countries that have such checks, but even in those that don't the "helping someone who is sick" excuse is good for garnering sympathies from others who might otherwise object). Rather than go with the predictable example that usually gets invoked and leads to the predictable flamewars, have this instead:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drapetomania

Between that, and the persistence of "mind = spirit" type conceptions where it's basically a weird reskin of old beliefs about demonic possession and exorcism, is it really any wonder that "mental health" has a stigma attached to it?

481 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11457 22:27

Unlimited genocide on the 3rd world
(specifically SEA internet sweatshops)

482 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11457 22:40

Janny here, I'm having a meltdown. Please bear with it for a few more days.

483 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 02:46

(´・ω・`) You okay, buddy? Should I proy?

484 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 07:11

Today I learned that the celebrated Tang/Wu Zhou dynasty official and chancellor Di Renjie's name is pronounced in Cantonese as "Dik Yan-kit"

485 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 15:09

I'm having a good laugh at the expense of my parasocial pals who definitely hate the people The Algorithm believes to be similar to them (The Algorithm is definitely wrong, but not entirely).

486 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 16:28

the WOKE MOB is after me for being an eepy little kitty

487 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 16:34

"You are my sleepiest soldier"

488 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 19:52

Cute girl having a current thought.

489 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 20:02

I wish there was more anime with state-enforced homosexuality

490 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 23:15

You know, that Chinese emperor with the fireballs makes a good point

491 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11458 23:27

Imagine thinking things are going pretty well with a guy, maybe you're even picturing a future together, then one day he gets down on one knee and pulls out the fucking Amazon Basics engagement ring

492 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 02:52

LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE.

493 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 02:56

using this as my wedding vows if I ever get married

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 08:48

I wish I was a bisexual French slut.

495 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 10:38

>>480
I hate to be the guy that uses work experience as authority, but you mostly feel this way because you don't work in healthcare or healthcare adjacent fields, the reason mental health messaging is popular is because it's very hard and often impractical to get people to live holistically healthy lifestyles these days, so physically healthy people often participate in sort of biohacking. People take shitloads of supplements instead of eating balanced, nutritious meals, they exercise on a treadmill instead of playing football with their friends outside while socializing, etc. People are often not having all their needs met emotionally and being educated and reminded to prioritize their wellbeing sometimes can help, you have to remember we live in an age where there's adults who seriously need to be reminded by their social media to drink water, people are thought to live in a sort of haze now. I do agree that in particular depression is often a lifestyle disease of those in poor physical health though.

It has had some unintended consequences though, like somewhat turning young people into emotionally incontinent empaths who trauma dump at parties or getting so good at seeking help and escalating their problems that diagnosis data often needs to be filtered through third party statistics firms before it can be used by academics. I think we're on the verge of a revolution regarding human behavior though with all the strides currently being made in neuroscience.

496 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 10:40

>>464
Put your pronouns as no self/not self

497 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 13:46

>>495
"That guy" or not it's a well-reasoned response that warrants thought.

498 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 13:49

>>480,495
The problem is precisely that almost all "pro mental health messaging" and pro health messaging in general gets hijacked and coopted by "remember to drink water and take your SSRIs" heckin wholesome chunguses and basically no one on the internet besides rightoid twitter grifter dipshits is out here telling people that they do in fact have some level of control over their own health and that they should lift weights and drink milk and go outside sometimes. Every other supposed pro health space on the internet is a masturbatory pity party of people who want to think they have the bad brain gene that gives them bad brain disease and the only treatment is to take bad brain pills their entire life because admitting that they have at least some control means admitting that they fucked up somewhere and that mainstream healthcare is largely designed to serve the interest of pharmaceutical company shareholders and not patients.

499 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 13:58

Cartesian dualism has been a disaster for Western medicine

500 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 15:12

There should be more stimulants that are legal and don't lead to immediate death and addiction

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 16:38

Thinking about that one "funny kid schoolwork" thing that went around where "broccoli" was misspelled as "brogle".

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11459 18:02

>>498
Said rightoids, knowingly or not, follow the Machiavelli school of medicine, viz., trust experts, but only the ones you asked, even to utter absurdity, since it is of utmost importance to maintain your seat as Il Principe of your own health.
It's droll that a lot of bad mindsets to have, that I know of, have generally accepted names, and that most of them are caricatures of the famous heresies in Christianity. In theory, this latter point should be adiaphorous (thats English for 是非もなし) but that fact alone will bias people to the a poorly reasoned conclusion of whether or not I'm right about it. (‘No, we are not “all gonna make it”’: local hyper-Calvinist)
Anyway, >>1, what this all really means is that you should try a bright light therapy visor to get some cortisol pumping in the mornings, before trying psychoactive substances.

503 Name: vc:qui : 1993-09-11459 20:43

Slightly funny how as Stardew Valley has gotten more updates the character of Mr. Qi has progressed from "slightly eccentric rich guy" to "bored trickster god".

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 04:11

Photos of politicians making unflattering facial expressions has got to be my favourite subgenre of news photography.

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 04:20

>>504
They should force politicians to do ahegao.

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 04:20

Real shota rape has never been tried.

507 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 04:27

I'm an autist. I'm a performance autist. No one hires me to fulfill their fantasies. I am no one's deep dark fantasy.

I've changed my whole entire house into a dungeon, in more ways than one. I am not the master.

I feel kind of sad right now. I don't know why.

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 10:31

I've really got to do something about my posture.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 13:18

>>498
For what it's worth, a lot of medical professionals do not agree with the helplessness and frankly, medicalizing daily life as a way to remove responsibility for their lives and that the reason a lot of spaces for mental health are the way they are is partly because the topic has been politicized the way it has (aside from the distrust in authority seen across the political spectrum with the exception of status-quo accepting neoliberals, for example, depressed people want to wallow with other depressios and being told by a professional to seek talk therapy is seen as classist, ditto with not accepting self-diagnosis with almost everything else) alongside the demand far outweighing the supply of quality mental health services resulting in amateurish therapists taking on patient loads they have no business caring for, sometimes resulting in them becoming prominent on social media. The mental health industry is kind of in a catch 22 in this current mental health crisis, some subcultures think it's completely bunk and refuse to engage with it when it really could help them and others see it as the solution to all their problems and have gotten so 'good' it it's starting to affect the data around certain diagnoses. There likely wont be quality mental healthcare for everyone unless English-speaking society's attitude changes around it but I think you're throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

While it's right to be skeptical of capitalism, I also feel like too many people attribute malice to the entire industry when that's just not the case. It certainly exists but many go into healthcare to live a life of service and compassion to others and genuinely care about you. Also, the learned helpless you observe online is a very online thing that is indicative more of a specific subculture, particularly the chronic illness, neurodiversity and disability activist and malingering communities which are often at odds with medicine as well. Just look up 'medical gaslighting' on Instagram. I really wish things weren't like this but is this just life with social media and extreme political polarization.

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 13:20

>>504
This is what I'll miss the most about Shinzo Abe...

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 14:50

fucking unbannably anonymized bots everywhere

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 16:32

>>509 The healthcare industry is a lot like the postal service in that on the small-scale, individual level, there's a lot of hard working people who are there because they care about people and want to make a difference, but the higher up you go the less of a fuck about anything but stock prices the people you find give. Nothing but respect for the majority of the workers and nothing but scorn for the industry itself.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 21:02

I'm passionpilled, I'm a kleshamaxxing Maracel

514 Name: vc: cow : 1993-09-11460 21:36

Chinese/sinophile dokyun, opinions on the burger invasion of REDnote / Xiaohongshu? (Which I'm surprised they could sign up for anyway)
It has been disappointing to me, the gold that usually appears when netizens interact with westerners isn't appearing. That's the thing I'm the most bitter at tankies for ruining (or maybe that every site that is dedicated to making fun of america eventually devolves into defending the Kim family)

515 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11460 22:12

burn penis

516 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 04:42

>>514
I just think it's funny as hell. The whole thing with XHS sounds like something that people in the 2000s would do for 'the lulz' (the laughs).

517 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 10:05

Show tummy.

518 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 12:02

scritch tummy

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 16:09

First as tragedy (world2ch), then as farce (xiaohongshu)

520 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 16:14

God I love it when women are just a little bit scary and unhinged please step on me and call me a good boy

521 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 17:45

first as parody, then ass farts

522 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 19:26

You have failed your quesadilla quest.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11461 23:59

Tommy's Show

524 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11462 00:44

POV-R@y

525 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11462 03:07

monkey mans

526 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11462 11:50

jumping ussa

527 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11462 12:06

Hey girl, I hate your guts!

528 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11462 16:36

I feel like we've reached the point where people complaining about people complaining about progressives complaining when it is not relevant to anything is becoming annoying, and that eventually we're gonna start seeing anti-anti-anti-sjws and we'll keep having layers of anti-anti-anti-anti-sjws and anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-sjws until the generations that care about these things age out of social media, christ.

529 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11462 17:28

>>528

> This is like ten levels of irony removed from the original joke.

Every single day God ribs me for having ever read Homestuck. Today you are merely the unwitting messenger.

530 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11464 00:03

saw a thumbnail-sized drawing of a woman in a burqa sucking dick
it took me a while to realize it was woman in a burqa and not the spy from tf2 with some weird lip stretch thing going on

531 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11464 01:19

rapedog

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11464 02:34

not much, what's rapedog with you?

533 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11464 15:16

Who's Steve Jobs?

534 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11464 21:11

trying to get japanese weightlifters to use 皿 as a counter for 20kg plates

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11464 21:19

my skin may be white but my yamato damashii is as yellow as the rising sun!!!

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 00:54

j'vais asteur fryer une barbue

537 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 06:22

piano with pitch bend (it's a huge mechanism that stretches all the strings at once)

538 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 06:25

if the worst criticism you can make against a $10 game is that the gameplay loop gets stale after 100 hours then it's a pretty good game, right

539 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 07:23

Mid-20s gamer boy brewing his liter of coffee in the morning & sitting at his computer periodically refilling his cup from a whole ass thermos flask.

540 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 10:13

Just had one of the worst poops of my life.

541 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 18:25

last time I had sex was two presidents ago award

542 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 20:17

I'm going to copy that floppy.

543 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11465 20:37

the oddly common interpretation that in the event of an apocalypse, the hedgehog (qippod) is prominent among the anthropomorphic creatures that will inherit the earth

544 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11466 14:51

I'm SO horny!

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11466 16:23

>>533
RIP Stove Jerbs

546 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11466 16:44

>>542
Yes, copy all the floppies

547 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11466 20:15

Accidentally posted my current thoughts in the Wikipedia thread, because I'm a drunken incompetent. Sorry...

548 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11466 23:05

Ooo, you want to clean up your act and get a job, you want to be around and meet people, you want to go on dinner dates...

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