[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (317)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 11:59

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Sit down and think on it, friend.

2 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 12:00

black penis

3 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 13:35

Quality BBC television

4 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 16:42

Kinda horny.

5 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 17:28

Meds and BBC, IN THAT ORDER

6 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 18:56

Can you say racial slurs on this forum? I have a racial slur I'd like to say, if that's okay.

7 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 19:05

>>6
Can you? Yes. Will you be regarded as a dumbass for it? Probably also yes.

8 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 19:19

>>7

Kike.

9 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 20:33

>>8
聞いてますけど……

10 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11392 21:00

Consume my rape seed.

11 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11393 05:41

When you pinch Wendy's pennies...

12 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11393 12:31

Satsuki ga Tenkomori feat. Koko (the gorilla)

13 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11393 15:32

poopy hiney

14 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11393 19:14

Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.

15 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11393 23:42

absolute biscuit

16 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 13:20

Shouldn't you be busy raising your kids?

17 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 14:25

I must resist the urge to reinstall Skyrim.

18 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 14:59

Are you a Shang dynasty oracle? Cuz I've got a large bone for you to examine...

19 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 16:55

a statue of a dog giving a guy head

20 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 19:25

spunk cost phallusy

21 Name: vc:bietch : 1993-09-11394 20:34

sea biscuit

22 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11394 22:33

Shouldn't you be busy raping your kids?

23 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 02:18

monkey rape

24 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 02:30

Sure reeks of VIP in here...

25 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 12:56

Oh dear, did I say monkey rape? Naturally, I meant Monkey Ape. As a good, upstanding Netizen I understand that rape should never be condoned in any way, shape, or form, even if the perpetrator and/or victim is a monkey.

26 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 13:40

Really cannot wait for this stupid AI fad to end already.

27 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11395 22:33

things i've experienced that are statistically probably not all that uncommon, but probably weird enough that most people haven't done them, especially all in the same person

had gay sex
had and been cured of cancer
had hair down to my tailbone as a male
used anabolic steroids
been extremely obese and lost over 150lbs
been molested by a woman as a child

28 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 00:08

Pimp A Chimp

29 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 01:07

>>26 NPCs discovering chatbots and getting stuck in a loop isn't new, but this time is a little worrisome, yeah

30 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 03:58

Kill another whale with your powers. Shoot a bunch of kids from a tower.

31 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 14:39

Reminded why I never fucking bother to report bugs in shit, it's always "no this completely illogical behavior is intended" or otherwise won't fix or at best it goes on a bug list and never gets addressed again.

32 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 17:20

jUsT fOrK iT
JuSt FiX iT YoUrSeLf

33 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 19:52

The bodice goddess, as seen in the frottage cottage.

34 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 20:19

>>31
We've rewritten the module in question from scratch, it’s in a branch that will be merged into main in 8 years, no we won’t check to see if the bug still applies in the new code.

35 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 21:22

>>34
Don't even get me started on the "we haven't done a proper version release in over a decade but the project is not dead, build it from the svn" types.

36 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11396 23:44

monkey escape

37 Name: vc: prap : 1993-09-11396 23:55

The Secret of Ape Escape

38 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 00:28

umber brume

39 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 01:04

have i been pronouncing bodice wrong all this time

40 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 11:14

We must bring back lolcats.

41 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 16:33

my inadvertent habit of not using doorknobs because my parents don't wash their hands has led to some unsightly patches on a couple of doors, this is gonna need at least TWO wipes

42 Name: vc: lowlkment : 1993-09-11397 20:49

Oh, you didn't want to know about the banana? Well I didn't want to know wizards got schwifty!

43 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 21:09

But what about monkey banana?

44 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 22:25

Taoist Dokyun, do you think Lao Tzu was a real person?

45 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11397 23:28

>>44
If I can imagine him in my mind then he has some kind of existence if not corporeal existence. Was the Yellow Emperor a real person? Was Socrates? No. Walk on water? Nah neither did Jesus. Its a parable to turn readers into believers.

46 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 11:16

I sure am bad at programming.

47 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11398 15:11

This is absolute catwater (new word for something that's bad, but less bad and in a different way to dogwater).

48 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 12:53

"Arthur" (at least in the English-speaking world) has got to be the name that most perfectly sits at the weird balance point between "boringly ordinary name" and "evocative of legend". Someone is as likely to think "King" as "the aardvark" or the like.

Contrast "Jason" where "...and the Argonauts" probably isn't first or second on the list of what people fill in next ("...Voorhees" is probably higher on the list TBH). Meanwhile not many people are going around naming their kids things like "Hercules" or "Sigfried" (though I'm sure there are some.)

49 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 13:24

>>27
Is your name Andrew by any chance?

50 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 14:40

imagine thinking your kid would be better off named TRISMEGISTUS than Tristram

51 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11399 15:01

I wish my parents had named me Tristram instead of Andrew.

52 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 02:14

This battle is in the air.

53 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 02:16

salted semen

54 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 03:48

mfs really been waiting three hours for the tyson paul fight

55 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11400 13:33

That one vore comic where the final panel is a big heap of poop on the ground with the vored character's ghost wafting out of it.

56 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 02:45

penis hobbyist

57 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 08:07

what the fuck is a gawr

58 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 12:06

what the fuck is a kilometer

59 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 13:16

"shark bite to km conversion factor"

60 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 15:04

furious fartbeasts

61 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 17:31

favorite food discovered between ages 0-9: spaghetti bolognese
10-19: pho
20-29: butter chicken
30-??: three weeks ago I was convinced I'd decided what it was, and today I realized I've forgotten what it was, even drawing blanks on what it might have been

haha I'm probably aging like the guy who drank from the false grail haha...

62 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 20:36

glycine + NAC
ivermectin + mebendazole + fenbendazole
must not talk about him
must not THINK about him
rumors help him grow

63 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 21:00

don't think, feel and you will be tanasinn

64 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 21:12

Tried Lao Gan Ma for the first time and it really is as good as everyone says.

65 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 21:26

>>62
I'm jinxing you from across the internet

66 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11401 22:24

Worst throbber I've ever seen.

67 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 00:05

oy vey it's like another Shōwa

68 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 02:12

caress bingus

69 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 10:36

69ing is really overrated.

70 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11402 12:41

I bet caressing a bingus is not overrated though (although I have no personal experience thereof and at least one person who might or might not have had said experience likened it to touching an old man's ballsack.)

71 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 02:26

Please restrain your dog from attempting to copulate with the topiary sheep.

72 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 03:33

I kind of want to besmirch someone's good name.

73 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 09:35

>>69 It's better with a hefty fat lass, in the Summer

74 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11403 11:35

Take it home!

75 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 00:22

Optimizing bicycles for higher speed is lame. In order to ensure I'm getting proper training, I am welding my frame out of solid steel bars, and I am also replacing the ball bearings with plain ones (without lubrication).

76 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 01:00

OH and it's going to be pinku (that's Japanese for pink)

77 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 02:03

Oy vey, it's like another shota.

78 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 10:49

Kindness vs unkindness

79 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 11:06

Eat meat, be straight edge, be antipolitical, be a trपe Theravada Buddhist!

80 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 15:35

I wish yuri was real.

81 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 17:29

>>79
Theravada Buddhism is a lie. Shinto is the one true religion!

82 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11404 18:51

>>80
I've heard fake moon landing conspiracy theories before, so I suppose fake cosmonaut orbits aren't a stretch.

83 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11405 14:10

I'm basically a cat.

84 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 08:56

While I find the "Lovecraft named the cat what?" hand-wringing a bit tiresome after a while, given that there are in my opinion far more damningly racist things that Lovecraft wrote than just the appearance of a hot-button word in a story that otherwise had nothing to do with race, I do have to give certain props for cleverness to that one Lovecraft-based card game that named the cat card "Tigger-Man". It's both not a wholly unreasonable name for a cat (still a touch odd perhaps, but you can assume the kids were Winnie the Pooh fans), but also extremely "wink wink nudge nudge, if you know you know".

85 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 16:04

Birch trees are really pretty.

86 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 18:03

>>84 feel like absolute shit just want him back (picture of Uncle Ruckus crying)

87 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 19:22

A pair of feckin women's knickers

88 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 19:48

war of jenkins' 馘

89 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 01:17

Is the horse gonna step on his nuts?

90 Name: agh : 1993-09-11407 04:08

ow

91 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 06:00

in that case wouldn't it make more sense for her parents to have been republicans who were killed by the RUC or something

92 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 08:41

Come out ye black and tans

93 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 12:42

Come out ye black and trans

94 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 12:49

Come out and fight me like a man

95 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 14:32

Come out and fuck me like a man

96 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 18:00

pwning n00bs with my b00bs

97 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 18:35

Venn diagram of people who have been on TED(x) and Joe Rogan

98 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11407 20:54

a war torn european nation in the 90s, huh? yotsuba is clearly SERBIAN

99 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 19:31

お尻が痛い。

100 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 20:54

Tetyais

101 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 20:55

Mildly amused by the phrase "growing smaller".

102 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 22:13

Probably won't do anything, but it's worth a shot at least? Just visit the boards directly for a few days.

103 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 22:14

"England and Portugal have an alliance going all the way back to the 14th century, now isn't that something!"
North Korea and Turkey: kek. qeqw, even.

104 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11408 23:01

topgök

105 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 02:48

Since Chinese fictional characters often ended up becoming actually worshipped gods irl, does this mean in 100 years there will be a temple to Reimu in Xi’an?

106 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 11:38

I think I've made a terrible mistake.

107 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 16:02

what's going on

108 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 19:57

it's actually pretty funny that a fricassee is basically what a lot of newbie cooks end up making accidentally while trying to make a chinese style stir fry, but on an electric stove in a western style skillet over medium heat

109 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11409 22:33

Speaking of newbie cooks, I can't believe I managed to pull off poached eggs on my first try.

110 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 18:08

in the not too distant future, there will be a treatment where they introduce microplastic-eating bacteria into YOUR BALLS, though I can't say whether this will have desirable effects

111 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11410 22:04

demons roots got an english translation that got super popular on steam and now i get to be the guy who's like "yeah well i played it in japanese before it was cool"

112 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 06:13

処女クリア可能(特典無し)

113 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 09:17

I don't give a FUCK!

114 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 13:28

Double suicide... for kids!™

115 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 14:04

a choppy black-and-white 🅱️ideo of somebody being stabbed in a parking lot
ON 3-D D ᴅ ᴅ

116 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 14:33

No static at all!

117 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 16:25

They don't make YOUR BALLS like they used to.

118 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11411 23:38

i really want a civic type R but reverse bodymodded to just look like an ordinary daily driver honda shitbox

119 Name: vc: chad : 1993-09-11411 23:57

>>118
as the owner of an ordinary 2013 civic in bad need of a paint job, your wish is correct

120 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 11:01

It's been a long time since I last got kicked in the 'nads.

121 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 14:34

so is the site hacked or is this just a ploy to make the spammers think it died

122 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 14:57

I'm so sad...

123 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 15:22

It's just on the off chance that it's actually feds doing the spamming. I've had the same image on the imageboard ban page for a while now, and while I don't have hard data it feels like the spam has decreased a little.

124 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 20:56

What they don't want you to know is that it is legal to kill all feds. You can just run them over with your car. You won't be punished.

125 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11412 20:57

What they don't want you to know is that it is legal to kill all feds. You can just run them over with your car. You won't be punished.

126 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 02:04

i think you could call the thing i'm feeling right now "horny" but i don't particularly want to have sex, i want a cute girl to hold against me and kiss her neck and lips and ears and run my fingers through her hair and listen to her heartbeat and inhale the smell of her sweat mixed with her perfume...

127 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 03:02

>>126
That’s just sad

128 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 08:53

>>126
I think that's called loneliness.

129 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 12:58

i'm a big fat butt

130 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 12:59

>>126
I'm not cute or a girl but I can give you a hug if you want

131 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 16:10

>>130
..... yeah ok

132 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 18:23

All Harpooners Are Bastards

133 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11413 22:43

Are most English speaking Vtubers drunk? They sure sound like it.

134 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11414 11:47

afaict the drunkspeak is a crutch that livestreamers use to keep the energy levels artificially inflated without having to come up with well considered words at an unsustainable pace
i haven't noticed it with non-streamers, but most EVTs want to be streamers

135 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11414 18:19

octopodes

136 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11414 22:27

<- BAD person

137 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 07:28

assigned cop at birth

138 Name: vc: decay : 1993-09-11415 08:27

all males are bastards

139 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 12:02

Huh, I wonder if this website is a good place to bitch about Wikipedia.

> an obviously insane dude with a "f7u12" avatar is having an inscrutable argument with a dude with a "guinness world record soyjak" avatar

No, I think I can get that on Wikipedia already!

140 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 14:59

penis guillotine

141 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 15:38

automatic circumciser (robo mohel)

142 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 16:41

all cuties are boys

143 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 17:01

All crops are bountiful.

144 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 17:52

all clams are brackish.

145 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 22:19

In the absence of a True King the wicked call the shots.

146 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 23:04

GET it TWISTED

147 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11415 23:38

Caught myself mentally accusing a you​tube vi​deo of using an AI voice today, maybe that's a sign to log off for a while
(pretty sure the guy was using some sort of voice enhancer and/or editing out breathing and pauses or so)

148 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 00:59

I have become quite unimaginative at what I would spend money on if I had any. At this point just splurging on a hotel room now and then seems more pleasant than actually going somewhere.

149 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 06:06

Call the feds I'll just sUCK THEMOFF

150 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 10:58

You must die.

151 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 13:29

or else you will die!

152 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 18:44

>>148 I've done that. Sometimes it's just refreshing to have new walls around you for a bit.

153 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11416 22:30

bad stinky poopoop computer

154 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 09:55

The peanut fairies...

155 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 13:06

I wonder how many of the cooking follies that the Hannibal fanfic enthusiast was lamenting were due to people misinterpreting the underlying meaning of chicken "breast".

156 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 16:18

when I grow up I want to be King Kong banging on his chest

157 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 17:54

south east asian names be like: troon suc dong

158 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 18:09

>>157
Rammit Deep

159 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 19:54

IRC, but with tripcodes

160 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11417 20:51

I want to be molested by a hairy, fat, balding old man with terrible breath

161 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 00:00

I want to be molested by a smelly, fat, greasy middle-aged woman with terrible breath

162 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 00:32

every single SK president has been a total disgrace, but they harassed this guy into a premature any% jail speedrun it seems

163 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 03:19

what if I'm some kind of weird gross retard and everyone realizes it but me

164 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 04:37

>>160
ask RMS, maybe he'll oblige

165 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 05:43

come out of the cupboard ye black and tans

166 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 11:15

Maybe I'm just weird, but I'd actually rather not be molested by anyone, especially not someone with terrible breath.

167 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 14:32

plz Santa bring me a lover with huge fat ginormous moo moo milkers

168 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 17:56

toxic paint fumes make male lose penis

169 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 18:02

god please let the big one (future earthquake) only wipe out the absolute smuggest most privileged and degenerate deserving neighborhoods along the entire west coast in a suspiciously targeted looking way, it would be so funny

170 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 18:40

grown ass man using peach & goma gifs

171 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 18:50

grown ass-man

172 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 19:03

not-yet-grown ass man
pederas(s)ty

173 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 19:18

It is important to imagine what a person looks like from how he or she is reported in text sources if it happens before you find his or her photograph. It says a lot about the quality of the reporting or your imagination, and only this sort of critique can improve either one.

174 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 19:42

My apartment smells faintly like dog poop now. I'm not sure if it's the paint fumes or if I stepped on something on my way home, and I'm not sure which of the two I should hope for.

175 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 20:53

Franz Kafka was undoubtedly a shitposter, the real question is on what site or board

176 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11418 22:45

>>174
I eagerly await the report on whether the fumes cause you to grow a penis

177 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 05:31

eject the scum

178 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 10:05

Thank goodness I'm not stupid.

179 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 15:21

>>178
That sounds exactly like what a stupid person would say!

180 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 15:42

You know what, the prodigal son's brother was right, it was bullshit that his father slaughtered a whole cow and everything over his brother but didn't do anything for him.

181 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11419 15:48

Wait until you read the story of Onan and realize that in context what you were told about it being about jerking off are kind of a stretch.

(Tangentially, someone has to have done an "Onan the Barbarian" joke at some point, right?)

182 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 02:22

fuck my soulful orientalist white boy life

183 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 09:20

It's disappointing how media almost never seems to show the moon as anything other than full or crescent. I get that the gibbous moon looks a little awkward and lopsided, but it deserves some love too, you know?

184 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 12:27

Columbus: uses astronomy to accurately time a lunar eclipse, definitively pinpointing his longitude
Also Columbus after that: just one more voyage bro we're almost at China maybe even India bro

185 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 13:18

>>183
As I recall "gibbous" was one of those weird words that Lovecraft seemed to really like but I think he might only have used it in the sense of "hunchbacked" and not in connection with the moon.

186 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 19:04

Man, when P2P clients allow browsing shares it's pretty uh interesting sometimes. Just saw a serve that was entirely focused around 1. pr0n, with a special emphasis on sissification, and 2. MUGEN games.

187 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 03:47

It's disappointing how media never shows the moon as over a loli, who is together with me.

188 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 10:18

>>187
I get that you look a little awkward and lopsided, but you deserve some love too, you know?

189 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 12:06

the six-planet megablast

190 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 13:11

TRIGGER TREAT

191 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 18:52

That's it? That's what a margarita is? THAT WAS JUST BOOZED UP LIME CANDY rrrrRRRRRRRR JIMMY BUFFETT BETRAYED US!

192 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 19:26

>>180
That's part of the point it's making. Divine values and earthly values do not translate exactly even if you could call some by the same name (e.g. honor).
So in the case of the Lost Sheep it would be foolish for a shepherd to put the rest of the flock at risk, and to the Vineyard Laborers it would not make sense to accept that job offer again the next morning. Thus with the prodigal son, mercy and grace are not justice.
The usual interpretation is that the faithful brother represents those Jews who really have kept the commandments. If you were a part of his target audience that had put in real efforts to be good, you might have reasons to feel indignant on being exposed to other incompatible but perfectly true views: e.g. that the scope of righteous behavior is limited to a secret/ethnic club is silly, or that moral+nicemaxxing isn't actually ideal ethical behavior (like who doesn't hate that guy?).

193 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11421 23:41

voyage to Pen Island

194 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11422 04:04

Nimravid rave party

195 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11422 17:26

Things that remind me of Hokkaido:
Hokkaido
The snow level in Mario 64
Greater Israel conspiracy theory (Nile to Euphrates interpretation)
Band indicator on price chart

196 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11422 21:49

From the river to the other river...

197 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 00:39

Giraffe Interchange Format

198 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 04:52

zoomer biochemist: catechol ahh mines

199 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 11:25

This place is birdtastic!

200 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 13:35

Alternate universe where the famous Touhou song is called Bad Egg instead of Bad Apple.

201 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 19:00

"Copy nothing"
*post a clip with a bunch of passé runway fashion / art film cliches*
*post a "car" that's wildly emitting psychic OceanGate Titan death trap vibes*
This must be a meta bit, right? ... right? (oh god that looks too expensive, it's probably not)

202 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11423 21:16

I don't understand the actual physics behind all of those old 60s/70s American land barge sedans that had these huge ass fuel-chugging V8 engines and then got like 105 HP. How do you even physically get so little power from so much fuel? Where was all that energy going instead?

203 Name: ( ´_⊃｀) : 1993-09-11423 22:27

Not a single human being in these United States thought about fuel economy between 1946 and 1973.

204 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 18:07

NiggyMan

205 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 19:29

Ahh~ I want Rumia to devour my flesh, innards, and gonads!
My lolicon nutrients being absorbed by her small loli intestines into her cute loli circulatory system, from which they’ll reach every single part of her loli body, including the capillaries in her cunny.

206 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11424 23:30

plz don't let the shoggoths devour my precious kitten

207 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 01:01

>>203 I'm stunned less by the efficiency/fuel economy aspect and more by the "how is it even physically possible to burn a half gallon of fuel in a 390 cu. in. 6L V8 engine and have the result be a 41 second quarter-mile"aspect. It wouldn't be that weird if burning all that fuel in such a huge engine at least put an equivalent amount of power down on the road but dudes back then were driving around on the equivalent of a riding lawnmower AND measuring their fuel consumption in gallons per mile...

208 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 07:25

"You're all in on nothingburger. Rebels are playing Half-Life in Assad's tunnel and leafing through his family photos, and you're all in."

209 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 08:14

just eat your slig meat, don't think too much about where it came from

210 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 08:35

I will never not be amused when I think of how the relevance of Chronicles of Gor tanked pretty much overnight as soon as 50 Shades of Grey replaced it as BDSMers' collective hate target. Being constantly told about how awful it was seems to have been the series' primary source of curious new readers (and, in some cases, fans-to-be).

211 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 09:14

>>205 is a Hyprland developer

212 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 17:08

Try. Try. お嬢様

213 Name: vc: cethe : 1993-09-11425 17:24

the Flag of the Most Serene Republic of Venice gloriously refuting US nuflags

214 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11425 18:07

Who wants to see my caged tiger impression?

215 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 01:57

>>205
It's a pretty universal desire. Eventually you'll be burned up and have the leftover waste removed by her loli blood cells and deposited in her loli big intestine and solidify into her dark loli vampire shitlogs before she squats and slowly poops you out curling into a loli shitpile on the floor for her maid to dispose of and lick clean from her loli ass.

216 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 02:06

dutch racists be like "totaal negerdood"lmao

217 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 02:11

self-explanatory death note parody called brown note

218 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 02:54

theistic simulation theory: what if we're actually just god's tulpas

219 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 03:30

>>215
don't forget the ghost wafting out of the poop pile

220 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 03:34

just had "i'm the sensitive midwestern white boy version of a hood nigga from the bronx" as an intrusive thought and i'm not even american

221 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 03:40

but Rumia is not a vampire at all

222 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 04:37

There should be a viking vampire named Norseferatu.

223 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 09:10

Thinking of starting a wikipedia vandalism livestream

224 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 09:17

>>218
That’s called Neoplatonism

225 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 10:14

Kinda gay, kinda dead.

226 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 10:18

"We're living in a simulation" is already tantamount to saying "we were created by god(s)" just with a more sci-fi trapping. Although when you consider how people in our world act playing The Sims it does raise some interesting thoughts regarding the old pagan age when gods were thought to actively screw with mortals on a frequent and often somewhat arbitrary basis, versus more subtle action / "the gods have abandoned us". I can picture a gradual realization outside the computer of "you know, I think our Sims might actually be conscious, maybe it's not ethical to fuck with them just for fun".

227 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 10:33

Feeling the call of the monastic life again.

228 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 12:12

comic books skipping the shower scenes so they don't have to show you Peter Parker's peter

229 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 15:05

I want to do a deep dive on one a confession, commentary, or systematic theology, but I'm a little tossed up which ones are even candidates, because I'd want to start from the closest to what I believe, but what I believe doesn't commit to an opinion on most of the big infighting shitfits.

230 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 15:39

Love a dove.

231 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 16:42

Like a dyke.

232 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 20:23

Korean Dokyun, is the South doomed? (As a democracy?)
Holy smokes.

233 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 20:28

that fucking frog

234 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 21:59

King Exit isn't nearly as good...

235 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11426 23:12

>>226 I think about this a lot, but it depends on what you mean by “simulation” and “god”. The concept of a “simulation” wouldn't need to be “sci-fi”, it wouldn't need to involve a big computer - fire drills, earthquake and terrorist attack rehearsals and the like are simulations, but not in the computer simulation sense. We live in a real organic world which follows the laws of physics, but there's nothing to say there was or wasn't an entity which set the wheels in motion. I can think of many phenomena of our existence which could be valuable to understand, but difficult to really study since 1) we're living inside it, and 2) there are many many many variables. As a narrow anthropocentric example, think about how love works, how political ideologies compete, how humans behave in relation to the laws of the land they live in, morals and ethics in different situations, how life evolves. The creation of the universe could be a way of arranging various scenarios to see how things react to each other. For what reason, I humbly admit that what might be valuable for a higher being to study is unfathomable to the puny humans we are. I guess I can think of some possibilities.

Sometimes atheists like to poke holes in what the Christian bible says, and use that as evidence that there couldn't be a “God”. I think of this simulation idea as a possible description of the universe which was “created” but doesn't involve religious magic. Is “God” completely synonymous with “creator”? If it's just a scientist doing an experiment in a lab who created the universe we live in in a petri dish, but he isn't omnipotent or omnipresent, is that really the same entity described in the holy books? If there was some way we found proof of that, would that mean the end of all religion?

I'm not saying this is what I think the true picture is, it's one of many possibilities I entertain to varying degrees.

236 Name: vc: volk : 1993-09-11427 00:27

>>232
Uh, looks like it's doomed to still be a democracy.

237 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 02:21

>>235
To be fair I am operating under the assumption that "simulation" in these contexts means a structured program of complex rules and variables like you would program into a computer, regardless of whether it's a literal "computer" as we know it or a wizard orb or whatever else, and that whoever created or otherwise has access to the "code" of the program can check/change variables, tweak rules, undo events, etc. etc: a being that exists unbounded by the simulated universe and with unlimited power over it, thus from the perspective of the sims, effectively a god. I'm inclined to think that fire drills etc. might be called simulations but are a different thing even if the same word is used, but I don't have a firm "why" on that beyond that I don't think they're the sort of situation people are invoking when they talk about the universe being a simulation.

Now sure, outside the simulated universe maybe it's a scientist or some computer nerd or even Roco's Basilisk or whatever. If you bring in arguments that there's even another level of creation/creator above the universe that the simulation was created within, or that there has to be one "True God" above everything else or otherwise hold that "god" can only apply to a being that has superhuman powers in every universe and not just Some Guy who can only control his own pet sim at will, then "demiurge" might become a more appropriate word for the simulation-programmer in some situations. I would argue that such distinctions are only genuinely relevant to sims if there exists some mechanism by which they can "break out" from the simulated universe to observe or exist in a higher order one (so Gnosticism or the like). Otherwise the knowledge (if it can be known, which is doubtful) is purely academic.

As for the continued existence of religion in the face of a revelation like that, I'm confident that even if our universe was programmed by some computer nerd in a higher reality and they sent down an avatar to tell everyone that it was so and that the whole thing was just an experiment done for kicks, short of rewriting their minds there would be plenty of people who, regardless of any other demonstration made, would just say it's a demon trying to trick the faithful, or whatever other explanation need be made to consider it false, and keep on keeping on with what they believed before.

Ultimately these kinds of discussions have a tendency to fall into "turtles all the way down" philosophical wank about things that have no humanly knowable answers, and this is a podunk jokey board on the butt end of the Worldwide Web (or so it is here perceived), and I spent more time on this post than was probably worthwhile to, so you know.

238 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 03:14

YouTube can gargle my entire nut sack

239 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 04:09

>>236
For the next 20 or 30 years at least. Aside from the usual gripes of cults and companies running countries (which they do in many places) I don't know how anyone can really fix women and men hating each other to that extent and so many people having Autism.

I can't help but feel a sense of impending doom watching from afar, like I'm looking at the ugly future of many places.

240 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 11:03

Jerking it lonely style.

241 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 15:38

Remember 2011? Those were dark times indeed.

242 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 16:26

i want to get married i want a wife i want to kiss her hands and make her breakfast in bed and tell her she's beautiful every single day and love and be loved please please please please god please

243 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 16:30

if i'm not married or engaged by 33 i'm either killing myself or castrating myself and joining a monastery

244 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 19:27

Coming from someone who learned Japanese first:

-Chinese practice of creating slurs by adding 鬼 to the name of a race/occupation/etc (e.g. 黒鬼, 酒鬼, 鬼佬) unintentionally makes the thing you're trying to disparage sound cool as hell

-Chinese practice of using 子 as a nominalizing suffix to create a handily parseable two-character compound (e.g. 靴子, 梅子、瓶子) unintentionally makes random nouns look like Japanese women's names

245 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 19:36

>>239
You have been presented a distorted view of things, I think.
Korean men and women have hated each other this much for many centuries, they can fucking keep doing it forever. Plus you seem aware that "democracy" is whatever superpowers with a stake say it is, and SK can keep going that way even if China basically edges out CIA/Mossad (which is what seems likely in the short run).
Like 4B isn't a thing. It exists in the same sense KJVO Independent Fundamental Baptists exist in the US. Okay if you're looking for the absolute most miserable motherfuckers that form some kind of influence it's a thing, you can find thousands I guess. But it isn't A Thing. It isn't Going to Happen. It isn't all over the Korean news even though they're basically CNN-like in their outlook. Like seriously look how long this is: https://ko.wikipedia.org/wiki/4B_%EC%9A%B4%EB%8F%99
(this reminds me of the half-truth going around that Abe's popularity precipitously dropped after his assassination--silence actual Japanese person with a nuanced take, a quarter-blood Occupy Democrats-reposting sansei from Portland is speaking!)

246 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 20:05

>>244
Most Chinese pronunciations of 鬼 are fucking raw compared to "ki" which only bolsters your point.
Like if you think 鬼畜 sounds pretty un-bouba, wait till you hear reconstructed "kjwɨjX trhjuwk"
Also I was wondering for a moment if 瓶子 was 餅子 because that just shows you how serious my kanji study has been.

247 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 20:28

The hug offer is still standing by the way!

248 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11427 23:45

fat tittesss

249 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 05:11

tenderly caress my scrotum

250 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 10:55

virgin Bible Gateway vs chad Bible Hub

251 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 15:12

what if communism was actually real and if we'd just endured through the dictatorship of the proletariat stage we'd be living in utopia by now

252 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 16:48

Scrotum has got to be on the top ten least caressable body parts if you ask me.

253 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 16:49

give me attention

254 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 19:26

listening to old yuanshen arranges at the gym pretending i'm training to be a better jiangshi for seiga when i finally die

255 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 19:36

romance for women: taken by the 6'4 billionaire vampire CEO: can a plain jane with glasses and a ponytail like me really find love?

romance for men: what if there was a woman who was nice to me and at least moderately attractive and not insane

(both love interests are equally fictional)

256 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 19:55

Woah, hey everyone check out this guy! --> >>253 <--

257 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 20:21

Sling Blade and Gran Turino are basically the same movie if you think about it really deeply for a minute and then stop thinking about it

258 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11428 22:57

romance for men: what if I were a super nice guy always ignored but then the super cute girl top of the beauty in class suddenly noticed I helping someone find their lost paperclip and then she fell in love with me and then my sister also fell in love with me and the teacher and now I have a harem of women all in love with me because I'm such a very nice guy

259 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 01:00

>>258 every single otome game is a genderswapped version of what you just described except all the men are also 6'4 jacked billionaire werewolves or whatever

the call is coming from inside the house, femcel

260 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 01:23

>search google for very specific tap & die combo
>local model airplane webshop sells exactly what I need
>it's the only tap & die combo in the catalogue

huh!

261 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 01:26

this song is very moe
apathy from america 🇺🇸
I love anime harem women so much it's unreal

262 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 02:04

>>256 I don't fuck with lowercase posts.

263 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 04:10

Romance for trans: what if we were both lesbian demonic magical girls who traveled in time or dimensions to fight some vague apocalyptic threat that is kinda inspired by some exotic religion but not really and during this we fight both the chuds and our mental issues

264 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 06:03

Romance for >>262: What if we both had functioning shift keys

265 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 10:30

"I don't give a crispy aromatic fuck!"

266 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 11:32

Romance for centipede-people: what if you jerked off onto the floor alone and then a day later a cute girl came and found your spermatophore and inseminated herself with it.

267 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 12:38

Romance for Trons: ay bby u wan smsh wall END OF LINE

268 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 13:21

>>237

>and that whoever created or otherwise has access to the "code" of the program can check/change variables, tweak rules, undo events

I went into further detail about this but deleted it cos it got a bit rambly, but this is one of the varying degrees I mentioned. The creator setting the wheels in motion and observing what happens is one possibility, and then them having access to it and having the power to change things on the fly is an extension of that idea which I'm open to, but not necessary. That creates the possibility that supernatural events described in the Bible were real examples of the creator interfering with the system as it's running. Similar to your Sims idea :) But, things like that could also happen in way that's undetectable to the beings within the simulation, it would be accepted as the way it always was. Whether the creator has these extra powers is what I meant when wondering if this creator has all the same attributes that define what a “god” is.

>fire drills etc. ... I don't think they're the sort of situation people are invoking when they talk about the universe being a simulation.

That's precisely my point, I think people get hung up on a “The Matrix”-style 1s-and-0s simulation when they talk about this, I'm saying it can be a carefully orchestrated scenario with certain variables without being computer-generated. Or maybe I'm thinking a narrow definition of “computer”, I can't imagine what kind of apparatus would be involved in the creation of a physical universe.

Good point about people thinking it could be a demon. I was thinking of some concrete undeniable proof direct from God to each individual, like if every single person came across their own “burning bush”, and were just as convinced as the examples in the Bible. But maybe the open-ended belief and conflict between differences is one of the variables worth studying in this simulation.

>I spent more time on this post than was probably worthwhile to, so you know.

Well, I appreciate your thoughts, thanks for your time and effort ｏ口(・∀・ )

269 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11429 18:02

Gundam: Jelqing

270 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11430 10:03

If you truly loved me, you'd ejaculate inside me.

271 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11430 11:51

Learn Koine Greek, problem solved

272 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11430 13:23

There are innumerable ways I do not wish to go out, but "assassinated by poop knife" is relatively high on the list.

273 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11430 19:29

Put me back in the dungeon please.

274 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11431 01:39

my colonists are eating raw rice and getting mad about eating raw food when there's a fueled up stove right there

275 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11431 02:27

feeling the kind of horny that makes a guy give a speech to a group of soldiers about how we need to overthrow the postwar government and reinstate the divine absolutism of the emperor and then kill himself

276 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11431 08:52

I'll take your word for it, but do you also want your totally-not-boyfriend to do an absolute-monarchical botch job finishing you off?

277 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11431 11:39

No hope for anyone! Yay! <3

278 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11431 18:06

evil chet hanks be like: black girl winter

279 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 00:19

Imagine how cushy of a job it is to be one of the guys at the Académie Française who does nothing but sit around and chain smoke and decide that the French word for "iPhone" is now "La Téléphone Mobile du i"

280 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 00:20

They should invent a way to masturbate your heart to make the yearning go away

281 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 00:30

"Schkwerl! Ok now you try saying 'Eichhörnchen'"

282 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 00:54

playing an arctic dwarf named Tjörnthor "the Hill" Björnsson in my next tabletop campaign

283 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 04:33

Zoomer reform member be like: 🗣️TORY BLUD REALLY THINKS HE'S PART OF THE TEAM 🔥 🔥

284 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 11:03

If I had a catgirl maid, I'd treat her right.

285 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 14:58

Why are so many zoomer trolls 'ironic' pedos, not in the UOOOOOOH lolicon way either

286 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 15:19

I'm kind of impressed and disappointed at the same time that the sample was just Jay-Z saying "Rockefeller" pitched down enough that you can't exactly make it out (always sounded like "wrecking sumos" to me).

287 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11432 16:01

Can't wait for the days to start getting longer again.

288 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 00:26

every obvious catfish out there i have wisely avoided
but it has summed up to a lingering regret that i never tried catching one just in case

289 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 02:29

attn Ray Peat fans: progesterone is only anabolic in women. The potential contribution of progesterone to muscle growth is the way it creates an environment of net anabolism by suppressing cortisol. It also suppressing the HPG axis doesn't matter to women in this particular case (and otherwise may contribute to its healing effects in estrogen-dominant women) because women do not have testes or leydig's cells; the trace amounts of androgens in a woman's body are produced in the adrenal glands and aren't naturally present in high enough amounts to contribute meaningfully to muscle growth. In men, progesterone has the potential to cause a state of net catabolism despite its anti-stress, cortisol suppressing effects by suppressing the release of the much more anabolic androgens. Testosterone has a similar anti-catabolic effect via suppressing cortisol as progesterone does, but unlike progesterone, also has directly anabolic effects by inducing muscular protein synthesis, encouraging glucose uptake into skeletal muscle, stimulating erythropoeisis, etc.

290 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 05:18

when i see an ampersand in japanese i read it in my head as アンド

291 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 07:57

Don't see a lot of demotivational posters around anymore... I forgot the line you're supposed to attach to statements like this, somebody please help.

292 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 10:14

>>291
"Sic transit gloria mundi."

293 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 13:56

huh, i have heard men with my particular circadian rhythm disorder usually have above-average progesterone, although the relevance of it isn't understood, much less the mechanism

294 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 14:15

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don't want to.

295 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 16:35

Roughly 20, 000 years ago the first humans evolved
With the neurotypical trait, genetic oppressive
Eye contact, groomed hair and clean skin
Socializing apparently was a sin to the original man, Anime fan
So the mutants left behind the non-procreator
Called Normalfags later, the first 'tism haters

296 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 18:02

>>291 i believe it's "lindyman.jpg"

297 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 18:57

100 girlfriends that really really really really really really really rape you.

298 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 19:28

guy who'll do double the speed limit on the highway but still uses a turn signal when changing lanes

299 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11433 21:47

>>298
Autobahn Germans in denial, 5-10 years from now

300 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 00:04

what? why would raping the main heroine lead to a a bad end(;´Д`)

301 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 00:38

"ranma one two"

302 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 00:57

"ranma twelve"

303 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 01:20

>>300 If this is about the game I think it is then it's because if you just play for like literally 10 more minutes you get to have consensual sex with her anyway

vc: inpush

304 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 10:01

Remember being in love?

305 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 13:05

>>300 maybe this is the kind of game where the word that is literally "rape" shouldn't be translated idiomatically as "fuck" as is usually the case, but literally "rape".

306 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 21:24

gamer webcomic iceberg

307 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11434 23:04

"I don't even really want to have sex that much, can we just lay down next to each other and you touch my head and tell me you love me and I'm doing a good job"
"Uhhhmmmm that's fucking patriarchal bullshit how dare you expect a woman to perform your emotional labor for you"

308 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 01:18

sees an attractive woman god i wish she'd hug my head to her chest and shove her fingers in my mouth

309 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 01:31

it is 1997 and you are making an entire visual novel interface from scratch in adobe flash

310 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 17:57

Bulding my own textboard, brick by (exceedingly realistic looking) brick

311 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 18:51

Sort of like how the terms "left wing" and "right wing" originate from the French Revolution and have little to do with their original meaning, I wonder if in 230 years people will be calling them the "based wing" vs the "cringe wing".

312 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11435 22:10

A "the author's barely disguised fetish" run in Rimworld is taking shape in my head...

313 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11436 02:30

>>311
I'd be amused if it eventually mutated to "right wing" and "wrong wing" just to see the more neurotic among the population really wanting to be wrong, but not in any obvious way.

314 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11436 02:31

>>311
I'd be amused if it eventually mutated to "right wing" and "wrong wing" just to see the more neurotic among the population really wanting to be wrong, but not in any obvious way.

315 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11436 02:32

damn, I am the king of double posting these days.

316 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11436 06:22

left wing, right wing, chicken wing

317 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11436 11:21

Inside you are two wolves, one is a trap, the other is a 2hu

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